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Local man ecstatic after fixing his damn computer 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Pakistani wicket keeper pleads to be charged with spot fixing 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

it disguises that he's just a crap cricketer...

Senior Tory denies that he’s a Lib Dem 5
ianslat 3 years

Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Liberal Democrat. ‘There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours’ he told reporters....

Tony Blair is world's greatest threat says Islam 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Militant christian crusaders who make up lies to go to wars to feed their blood lust is something we have been living with since the fall of Rome said a spokesman for Saladin. 'You would have thought...

Pornography found on Internet 0
3 years

Police were called to a house in Droitwich yesterday after a shocked homeowner stumbled across pornographic images on his computer Internets. Gareth Webb, 43, had logged on to the Internets while...

Famous Milf`s daughter Bristols Palin says after her fabulous new makeover 0
arrghgarry 3 years

does not mean she will get knocked up a lot easier ...

Technology taking the fun out of country house murders, says Hercule Poirot 2
Oxbridge 3 years

Celebrated Belgian detective Hercule Poirot has slammed the increasing use of closed circuit television cameras by rural police forces investigating killings in English country houses. DNA...

Betting scandal casts doubt on Allied victory in 1945 9
LittleSpender 3 years

The world of Global Military Conflict was up in arms today after it emerged that a shady Swiss bookmaker offered bribes to top Axis officials during World War Two in return for information and...

Aged coprophiliac gangsters get back together for one last big job 4
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
A 23 year old man was today arrested today for handing over his car keys to two 0
arrghgarry 3 years

police officers who then promptly wrote it off.Local police chief Andrew Bolt said the man although alledgely drunk should have known better .Boys will boys ...

Man hearing voices in his arse is told by arse to tell them he his hearing 3
arrghgarry 3 years

voices in his head ,lest they think he is crazy...

MOD Agrees French Military Grade Garlic & Dark Lord Sauron Army Orc Deals 0
mugwump 3 years
Far centre march descends into broad and reasonable consensus. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Few remaining leftists pray BBC will develop right wing bias 1
la maga 3 years

Upon realising that the BBC has for some decades been struggling with a 'left wing bias', the last of the left wingers across Britain, having seen the destruction of their political ideals before...

Police investigate theory Pakistan cricket team infiltrated by cheating Taliban 0
la maga 3 years

Police in the UK and Pakistan are investigating claims the Pakistan cricketing world has been infiltrated by the Taliban, after allegations of cheating by Pakistani players have rocked the usually...

England set to enjoy Indian summer - Scotland to get another Pakistani one. 0
wallster 3 years
Blair's memoirs 'coy' on progress toward Mid East peace, say nitpicking critics 0
la maga 3 years
Hague denies being member of the Fellowship of the Ring. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Feminist technophobe outraged at concept of “broad banned” 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Hitler implicated in 'no ball' scandal! 4
bobbynine 3 years

Hitler implicated in 'no ball' scandal!...

Hawkwind Announce Retirement, After Failed Re Release of ‘Spirit of Old Age’ 0
mugwump 3 years
Hague Told To 'Take it Like a Man' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Politics is cruel. Lies, smears and mud slinging and that is just from those on your side. After internet rumours goaded Hague into an over the top statement senior party activists have said he...

Cat lady revealed as Bin Laden in disguise 0
Scroat 3 years

You can tell it's Friday...

Simon Cowell blasts BBC for X Factor / University Challenge clash 5
jp1885 3 years

Television producer and music impresario Simon Cowell has hit out against the BBC's decision to schedule their ratings blockbuster University Challenge opposite Cowell's lesser-know ITV show The X...

Judge grants gagging order on reporting of England v Bulgaria 6
Des Custard 3 years

A high court judge has granted an injunction against any press reporting of England's forthcoming football match against Bulgaria. In a landmark decision, Mr Justice Kenneth Penn said it was...

Political Correctness detained under Mental Health Act 0
3 years

It's something we've all suspected for years, but now at last authorities have acted to deal with the threat posed by the mentally unstable Political Correctness. "I've been warning that Political...

Hague: Going public was not easy but feels dogging is more in the open now 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and gradually being accepted by the Mr and Mrs public...

Indian waiter who pissed into customers melted butter is credited with inventing 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Ghee Whizz...

Fox Signs Deal With France For Unused Guns - 'Only Dropped Once' 0
IABP 3 years

Next stop Italy to buy factory sealed weapons...

Murray retains his Bristishness as he reaches the next round of the U.S Open. 0
Basil_B 3 years

He's due to lose it as soon as he gets knocked out...