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Court rules Stella's not sweet enough with Sugar...a storm in a Tea cup 0
irreverendJ 12.04.13 1:19pm
Thatcher to be buried not cremated - the lady's not for burning 3
ianslat 12.04.13 1:17pm
Funeral latest - spit roast off the menu. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 12.04.13 12:45pm
Al OPecia
Sellafield refuses to dispose of Thatcher's ashes for safety reasons. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 12.04.13 10:50am
Gurn control faces change

Controversy is raging in the gurning world over the kinds of gurns that should be allowed and which should be banned. The rules of gurning, which started out as speed dating for ugly people, were...

Not Amused 12.04.13 10:22am
Not Amused
"Harvest the dead" proclaims stoned Dutchman.

Only in Holland would it be socially acceptable to exhume the dead from their place of rest & harvest them for their metal prosthetic body parts, to be recycled into anything from an aircraft...

Teak Weasel 12.04.13 10:17am
Martin McGuinness to arrange 21 gun salute at Lady Thatcher's funeral 0
Sinnick 12.04.13 9:28am
Thatcher Critics Admit "Of Course We're Protesting Now ...

we wouldn't have dared to do so while she was still alive."...

Titus 12.04.13 8:56am
Thatcher reserves to "last for decades".

Experts predict that Margaret Thatcher's influence over the media will last for at least two more decades. Many feared that the recent demise of the former PM would result in "Peak Thatcher" a...

sredni vashta 12.04.13 8:11am
Ritz Hotel to be demolished 'to prevent it becoming a shrine'

More soon It's a Ritz cracker! Heh heh!...

Oxbridge 12.04.13 8:10am
Immigrant disguised as banana slips through UK border controls 0
Dick Everyman 12.04.13 7:04am
Dick Everyman
Suppliers of Korean Pasties Insist That They're The Dog's Bollocks. 0
sredni vashta 12.04.13 2:23am
sredni vashta
Nissan recalls thousands of cars after discovery of traces of horsepower 2
exigo 12.04.13 12:37am
sredni vashta
Chris Huhne Announces "On Principle" He Will Not Be Attending Thatcher Funeral 1
Titus 11.04.13 10:32pm
Dick Everyman
China Embarassed As Its Child Throws Tantrum In Supermarket 0
Titus 11.04.13 10:27pm
Heaven's latest arrival puts St Peter on 3 day week 6
Dick Everyman 11.04.13 10:23pm
Tickets for Thatcher Funeral Sell Out Immediately

Fans decide to buy tickets for Rolling Stones Hyde Park concert as a quieter, more relaxing alternative instead...

Titus 11.04.13 10:01pm
Nation breathes a collective sigh of relief. Elton, Cliff & Macca 'unavailable'

More soon [thankfully not from these three]...

dvo4fun 11.04.13 9:57pm
Nelson Mandela imprisoned as Thatcher tribute

More to follow...

apepper 11.04.13 9:43pm
Hawks' welfare under review 0
Bourbon 11.04.13 8:34pm
A Team member Mr. Baracus says his Grandma prefers ships to air travel as well 0
charlies_hat 11.04.13 7:55pm
Hawk-Eye technology to be used to police Korean border dispute 0
custard cream 11.04.13 7:42pm
custard cream
Latest England Rugby 'kaleidoscope' kit designed to hypotnise opponents

Check it out below:

custard cream 11.04.13 7:38pm
custard cream
All good ideas taken claims frustrated screenwriter

An aspiring screenwriter today lamented that all good ideas have been used while criticizing past filmmaker’s selfishness for not leaving any for him. ‘It’s so frustrating to be watching...

Hooch 11.04.13 7:33pm
Today is National Siblings Day or a day for an only child to feel a little bit m 0
Hooch 11.04.13 7:21pm
Elderly Pimlico lady in state provided housing shocked by her bedroom tax bill 0
Smart Alex 11.04.13 6:51pm
Smart Alex
Kim Jong Un offers to nuke Finchley to stop it from becoming a shrine 0
sydalg 11.04.13 6:22pm
Downton Abbey cast on standby as funeral extras in case of poor attendance 0
sydalg 11.04.13 6:09pm
Thatcher hearse driver dreading directions from the back. More soon.

Right here, right here, right....

Al OPecia 11.04.13 6:06pm
Paddy Berzinski
G4S condemn North Korea after losing re-education camp contracts. 0
reforse 11.04.13 6:05pm