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Comic fans in shock as Spider-Man dies in 'Death of Spider-Man' story 2
4 years

Fans of comic fiction reacted with shock today, after discovering that Spider-Man is to be killed off in the forthcoming 'Death of Spider-Man'. It isn't yet clear how the fictional super-hero will...

Woman beats largest theoretical weight loss after reading diet magazine 0
antharrison 4 years

A Manchester woman was celebrating today after thrashing her previous personal best for theoretical weight loss after reading the magazine “Slimming”. “Some of the stories are just so...

Mass walk out in corporate seats as Placido Domingo sings in analog 4
ronseal 4 years

A live concert by Placido Domingo was disrupted by a mass walkout of digital creatives, furious at the singers decision to perform in analog. 'When I pay top dollar to consume content, I expect it...

Accupuncturist fails to cure woman addicted to body piercings. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Government to float HMRC on the Stock Exchange 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

In a bold move to reduce the budget deficit, David Cameron announced that Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs would be privatised. It will be rebranded and launched as Taxman PLC. As with all...

Relief as Ai Weiwie is released 1
beau-jolly 4 years

Fnarr fnarr! Or possibly, "Prostate society releaved at final release of Ai Weiwie"...

Call For Supermarkets To Make Their Bags More Customer-Friendly...... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.As at the moment, "easier to get into a virgin's knickers," said one customer...

M62 Corridor To Be Widened..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..To allow more Rugby League clubs to play in the area...

woodsy 4 years

Revellers attending the Glastonbury music festival this week are warned that a significant group of ticketless alligators have once again breached the perimeter fence of what will almost certainly be...

Man Who Threw A Bag Of Chips At Cameron....... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..Told to get back in line by the chippy's counter staff, as fish not ready yet...

Earth's future hangs in balance as Surrey Council's climate change team strike 2
ronseal 4 years

The strike over public sector pension took a grave turn yesterday, when Surrey County Council's climate change team decided to refuse to work. 'The council kept them on when others got made...

'We wanted to give him a good shot' as Dissidents defend photographer incident 0
Basil_B 4 years
KLM plans to fly planes on bottle pot exhalations 0
simonjmr 4 years
Generalisations always have exceptions 8
Sinnick 4 years

(prompted by discussion of merits of BMW, etc)...

Moral philosopher gives ethical guidelines to Bankers 4
Dick Everyman 4 years

The Financial Services Authority has enlisted the world’s leading moral philosopher, Guru Viswan from the mountains of Tibet, to provide ethical guidelines for bankers, it was revealed this week. ...

Int Space Station outraged over biennial rubbish collection 0
Erlang 4 years

Eric Pickles, has been forced to admit he cannot compel the European Space Agency to collect the refuse from the International Space Station more often. The ESA announced that the ATV-Johannes...

Tory MEPs defy cap on arse gas emissions 0
PamChristianAnderson 4 years

Flatulent MEPs are refusing to back down in a row over caps on UK rectal gas emissions. The Tory MEPs - a mixture of bloated, over-fed men from the Shires and retired city bankers with an aversion...

The Only Way Is.....Hacking! 0
JimMeade 4 years

An international manhunt into computing hacking has reached a bizarre conclusion as an Essex teenager was arrested. Far from looking to bring down the Western way of life, it appears he was merely...

Galliano goes ahead with new 30's nazi theme show despite anti-semitism charge 0
Basil_B 4 years

Fashion designer John Galliano made the controversial decision today of going ahead with showing his new 1930's nazi germany range at a fashion show in Milan tomorrow despite appearing in a french...

Confusion as Villa boss named as Chelsea manager. 4
riesler 4 years
Human protein causes procrastination in bees 0
simonjmr 4 years

A current study has discovered that the introduction of a molecule called cryptochrome -into bees, has been shown to increase procrastination and promote addiction to TV shows such as Jeremy Kyle,...

Sham wedding organisers to pay church fees hike in counterfeit cash 0
greg various 4 years
ITV2 to launch “Pornstar to Operastar” 4
charlies_hat 4 years

Following the success of ITV screening the journeys of failing popular music singers also failing at posh singing, ITV2 are to turn to a spinoff series ‘Pornstar to Operastar’ in which adult film...

Government clarify 'reasonable force' when confronting intruders 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

David Cameron has vowed to make the law on what constitutes reasonable force when defending your home easier to understand. This will be done with a comprehensive list of possible scenarios...

Another Forced Labour Camp for Scandinavian Crime Writers Discovered 2
Tom55 4 years

Sven Almquist, Swedish Justice Minister, announced today that a forced labour camp for crime-writers had been discovered in a remote forest clearing beyond Skelleftea., “Forty well known writers...

Italy advises Gaddafi; "change sides, it's always worked for us" 0
pere floza 4 years
Home Nations outraged: 'We were committed to losing everything long term.' 6
Mr Payne 4 years

"Our players have no experience of even being in the running for qualifying for the big tournaments, let alone competing in them,' said the Head of the Welsh, Scottish and NI football associations in...

Gavin from Autoglass eventually replaced as chips are off the menu. 0
pazaz pool 4 years

Windscreen repair specialist, Autoglass, have announced that long running company 'face', Gavin, will be replaced. The move comes after company restructuring resulted in a number of reforms,...

Panic in fertility clinics as IVF blamed for Ulster riots... 0
be reasonable 4 years

More Sectarian fun and games soon. Sadly...

Scandinavian Psychiatrists concerned at alcohol consumption levels... 0
be reasonable 4 years

You can lead a Norse to water...