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Cameron's carr u-turn 0
medici2471 21.06.12 1:26pm
medici2471
Cameron: I've made a terrible error 0
medici2471 21.06.12 1:24pm
medici2471
8 out 10 people think Jimmy Carr's apology is joke 0
Scronnyglonkle 21.06.12 12:59pm
Scronnyglonkle
Man pre-orders drawing pins from oil rig. Admits registering offshore for tacks

Man pre-orders drawing pins from oil rig. Admits registering offshore for tacks...

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BAJDixon 21.06.12 12:57pm
BAJDixon
Carr tax set to increase

lots more soon...

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andhrimnir 21.06.12 12:57pm
andhrimnir
New age traveller wins Lincolnshire sausage eating championship

http://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/6PxHqECQjJ4GtF8dAXmwpg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MjA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/251/2012/06/21/PA-13859705-jpg_094849.jpg More soon...

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jp1885 21.06.12 12:55pm
Scronnyglonkle
Carr reverses. 1
Thor 21.06.12 12:16pm
Sinnick
Biggest shake-up in a generation as 'being an MP keeps getting easier'

Education Secretary, Michael Gove has today come out with proposals that could see the biggest shake-up in Westminster since MP’s could no longer claim for the cleaning of their garden gnomes. The...

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Perks 21.06.12 11:36am
dvo4fun
Media Executives admit comedians financial affairs are just Carr Cash Telly 0
Ian Searle 21.06.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
"I've made a huge mistake" says MP who admits paying tax. 2
Ian Searle 21.06.12 11:18am
Scitech77
Craig David appointed as GB Archery Team's bow selector 1
grumblechops 21.06.12 11:09am
grottymonty
Jimmy Carr blames Tax woes on clues from 3-2-1

Comedian Jimmy Carr has answered his critics following revelations about his tax affairs and claimed his accountant got him to sign up after explaining the tax scheme in a style eerily similar to the...

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seymour totti 21.06.12 10:28am
seymour totti
Johnny Depp Decides To Shag Lots of Other Women

Johnny Depp has decided to take full advantage of having most of the world’s women prepared to shag him by ditching long-term missus Vanessa Paradis. In a statement Depp said ‘I’ve been...

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daneade 21.06.12 10:07am
chiljang
Personal injury claims responsible for ‘soaring cost of S&M’ say concerned MPs

The price of S&M services has ‘gone through the roof’ in recent years according to a cross-party Parliamentary committee. The 128-strong ‘Personal Services Insurance Committee’ has blamed...

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Skylarking 21.06.12 9:31am
nickb
Mountain climber admits to using K2 tax scheme 0
jp1885 21.06.12 9:05am
jp1885
Cheaper 2ltr Pepsi blamed for misfueling epidemic

The Micra lies abandoned on the hard shoulder, hazard lights flashing, a smell like burnt caramel hanging in the air. It’s yet another snack misfueling incident for AA patrol man Nick Haynes to try...

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Boutros 21.06.12 8:59am
Yikes
Assange seeks asylum in London Zoo

Fearing an imminent rebuff from Equador, Julian Assange has stayed one step ahead of the authorities by seeking asylum in the primate enclosure at London Zoo. London Zoo director Jason Hunt said the...

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Yikes 21.06.12 8:58am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr completes self-assessment: 'berk'

Mea culpa soon...

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Skylarking 21.06.12 8:47am
Skylarking
'Fifty Shades of Gary’ not a cash-in, insists Glitter 0
jp1885 21.06.12 8:44am
jp1885
Multivitamin actually stops you from dying says scientific study

In a controlled test over a period of 72 hours, scientists at the Holland and Barrett University have found no evidence of death in subjects taking a daily dose of multivitamin., ‘It’s early...

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Chris Hitchcock 21.06.12 8:34am
Chris Hitchcock
Cameron on Carr Rearrange Following - The Talk Kettle Black Calling Pot The About

David Cameron today stands accused of adopting a hypocritical position over the Jimmy Carr tax avoidance furore, as it has come to light that The Prime Minister has been pretty close to just such...

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Duff 21.06.12 8:32am
Duff
Jimmy Carr apologises for getting caught 0
simonjmr 21.06.12 8:21am
simonjmr
Gove bans computers from schools!

The education minister has long been a advocate of the Luddite's approach to technology and has now banned the use of computers in schools. "They didn't have them when I was at school and they seem...

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jollyroger 21.06.12 8:21am
jollyroger
Racist misogynists in shock as Chinese woman parallel parks space capsule

Already reeling from the news that China’s first female astronaut has perfectly shaped eyes and wears a spacesuit rather than an apron, the racist misogynist community were dumbfounded when Liu...

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Yikes 21.06.12 8:00am
arthurminnit
PM urges fans to "steal Jimmy Carr tickets"

Talking to reporters in Mexico the Prime Minister said "imagine you are saving up for a complicated tax avoidance scheme and you suddenly see Jimmy Carr is playing near you. The sensible thing would...

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nickb 21.06.12 7:54am
nickb
Terry wears "Fuck off wogs" pants and gets £20 fine and a cuff round the ear.

UEFA take a strong stance on racism again...

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grottymonty 21.06.12 7:53am
arthurminnit
Audience laughs at just 1% of Jimmy Carr's jokes. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 21.06.12 7:35am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr to star in Bergerac remake

One of the highlights in the BBC's new autumn schedule is the surprise return of Bergerac. Mark Taylor, Head of Commissioning, said, "It's great to have the off shore detective back on our screens,...

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custard cream 21.06.12 7:35am
Yikes
Jimmy Carr to relocate to Greece 0
bonjonelson 21.06.12 7:34am
bonjonelson
Carr in coma after fall as medics give legal minimum care

Comedian Jimmy Carr has fallen face first into his own trail of bad will after literally falling down the stairs in his flat. Paramedics were called to the flat of Carr last night and preceded to...

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kga6 21.06.12 7:34am
Yikes