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American waitress runs out of superlatives 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Life not remotely like a box of chocolates 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Career criminal fears for George Michael 0
simonjmr 3 years

Friends and family of George Michael fear that his forthcoming 8 weeks in jail will result in George becoming a career criminal. "What we don't want is George being regularly and ritually exposed to...

George Michael banged up 0
Sinnick 3 years

and looking forward to shower time...

Cabinet Ministers show off new Fairtrade punkah-wallahs 5
la maga 3 years

Today in Parliament many members of the Cabinet, who are either millionaires or Liberal Democrats, were showing off the latest accessory for very rich people: Fairtrade punkah-wallahs, ethically...

Button urged to use better deodorant after foul up in pits cost him F1 win. 2
Basil_B 3 years

This story stinks...

Irish premier defends being drunk during interview 0
simonjmr 3 years

"I'm Irish fer fecks sake, of course I'm drunk all the time" said a living to stereotype BIFFO - Brian Cowan this morning. More soon...

Gordon Ramseys email request for 9/11 charity aid mistaken as abusive by Obama. 0
Basil_B 3 years

An abusive email received by American President Barak Obama was in fact sent by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey asking for help for his 9/11 charity fund it was revealed today ., It was first thought...

EU condemns French Roma clampdown - as not hard or fast enough.... 0
ironbridgeboy 3 years

Irish gippos are next...

Bill Clinton awards bravery medal to Tony Blair for going beyond the call of 0
arrghgarry 3 years

duty by marrying and staying with an ugly wife ,Bill said he had drawn on personal experiences to know what Tony had gone through...

Whoooaarr… It’s The Catholic Church! 0
mugwump 3 years

As calls to abolish celibacy for priests increase in the wake of the Catholic church pedophile scandal, web companies have reported a sharp increase in website domain name registration with a...

Dissenting Liberal accused of not selling out enough. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Recovering coprophiliac wants to clome clean and get things off his chest 13
arrghgarry 3 years
New Lady Gaga Album - The Food / Mincer tracklisting 3
Iamthestig 3 years

1: Alelambdro, 2: Bad Rawmince, 3: Porker Face, 4: Pepperoni, 5: Liver let die, 6: Stewpid girl, 7: Paultry in motion, 8: Ham wrap!, 9: I veal love, 10: Young Turk (eys), 11: Big misteak,...

Police Dogs Given Tetanus Jabs Ahead of Tonights Clash Between United v Rangers 0
IABP 3 years

Police dogs have been given tetanus jabs ahead of tonights Champions League game between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers in case they bite or come into contact with any Rangers fans. Last time...

Roman helmet found next to sign ‘Please remove helmet before entering basilica’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
re Birdwatchers FP 4
Sinnick 3 years

Good FP, but sadly no reference to Brown Boobies, Penduline Tits or Shags (these are actual birds). Could also mention Twitching of course. As a twitcher myself (in the birdwatching sense), the...

Steve Miller-Band makes late entry to Labour leadership race 5
ianslat 3 years

Little known outsider and long-lost cousin of David and Ed Milliband Steve Miller-Band today stunned Labour supporters by making a late entry into the Labour leadership election. Addressing the TUC...

Bowel Screening not as popular with preview audiences as Breast Screening 0
Ian Searle 3 years

Studio calls for major rewrite, and director to make cuts...

Pope's appeal is becoming more selective. 0
Zadok the second 3 years

"I've told them a hundred times: put 'Benedict XVI first' and 'Puppet Show' last." More soon...

Lord Cyborg calls for new debate on GM Soylent Green 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

A former science minister has called for the debate on genetically modified soylent green to be reopened, arguing they are vital for a growing global population. Ahead of his speech at the British...

Silvio Belursconi and Frankie Boyle announce joint tour 0
jm 3 years
Jeremy Vine Fakes Stalking To Appear More Interesting. 0
IABP 3 years

Radio 2 presenter, Jeremy Vine, has been accused of faking his own stalking in order to make him appear more interesting than he really is. Jeremy could face the embarrassment of a restraining order...

Man City scouts descend on TUC conference in search of a decent striker 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tough security sees Manchester police escorting prostitutes as Rooney returns 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Unprecedented beatification of Newman planned just15 years after his career died 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New Cool Thing to Replace Old Cool Thing 2
The Dudeman 3 years

Today, a big multi-national corporation released a new/improved/updated/fixed version of the already popular incarnation of its current model, which won awards in several catagories. A company...

After the deluge in Pakistan ,taxi drivers in the U.K. feel they will be flooded 0
arrghgarry 3 years

with would be taxi drivers from the sub (merged)continent which probably lead to more phlegm on the streets...

Legalising Burglary will 'Cut Crime' and save the Govt 'Millions' says Expert 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

An expert in crime said legalising burglary and other minor offences will cut crime and reduce the pressure on prisons. 'The police will have less paperwork. Its a win win. Not only is there massive...

Farmville-obsessed mom neglects feeding kids and starves dog 0
Dumbnews 3 years