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Would-be mum shock at faecal transplant error 0
medici2471 12.12.11 1:36pm
medici2471
X-factor audio actually recorded in cat strangling factory admits ITV 0
Screenie 12.12.11 1:13pm
Screenie
Further faecal transplant research reveals 81% of people couldn't give a shit 0
Screenie 12.12.11 1:10pm
Screenie
People who complain about the faked Frozen Planet scene told Get a Life on Earth 0
Ian Searle 12.12.11 1:06pm
Ian Searle
BBC concede that the planet is not actually frozen after all 0
charlies_hat 12.12.11 12:59pm
charlies_hat
'Jurassic Park' in a row over 'fake' scenes shot at film studio.

‘Jurassic Park’ has become embroiled in a row over 'fake' scenes, after it was revealed that parts of the movie were shot in a film studio. Part of the film which showed a man driving a car has...

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Ian Searle 12.12.11 12:45pm
Ian Searle
Man cured from 10 year constipation is 'overwhelmed by a motion' 0
charlies_hat 12.12.11 12:30pm
charlies_hat
Wonga.com experts to give school children lessons on how to avoid bad debt

Education Secretary Michael Gove today reported on the department’s radical new initiatives to prevent the next generation of debt-ridden youngsters by introducing lessons on fiscal responsibility...

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kimllfixit 12.12.11 12:29pm
kimllfixit
BBC announces new series of "Coast" to be filmed at Thorpe Park. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 12.12.11 11:59am
Ostsee
Foul tasting Yakult drink mystery ingredient revealed 0
medici2471 12.12.11 11:43am
medici2471
BBC apologies for misleading public saying they have moved to manchester

The BBC issues an apology Some news itesm have given the impression we are or have moved to media city in Manchester. In reality everyone knows that it would be impossible to produce programmes "up...

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tonyhill 12.12.11 11:39am
tonyhill
Man who vandalised library given long sentence

Librarian lost for words...

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Major Clanger 12.12.11 11:17am
Al OPecia
Cameron runs from veto talks shouting "me no speaky Englisch"

Any reason to avoid coming up with more lame excuses...

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kimllfixit 12.12.11 10:41am
kimllfixit
Hague "stiffened Cameron's spine as he entered the meeting"

As quoted by the Times today - I bet old Willie did...

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simonjmr 12.12.11 10:24am
simonjmr
Coldplay crowned winners in surprise X Factor vote 0
medici2471 12.12.11 10:02am
medici2471
Nick Clegg admits he had his fingers crossed when he made election promises

Coming to the end of what has been another difficult year for him, Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has finally admitted what many have suspected for some time – he had his fingers crossed when he...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 12.12.11 9:51am
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Stiff opposition expected to increased funeral expenses 0
Major Clanger 12.12.11 8:59am
Major Clanger
Man hurt drinking bubbly admits it was sham pain. 0
Westsider 12.12.11 6:54am
Westsider
New South African mineral drink "tastes like Boer Water" say health experts..

New South African mineral drink "tastes like Boer Water" say health experts....

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Westsider 12.12.11 6:49am
Westsider
New Bundesliga team Möbius United unveil strip

<insert other football/mathematical puns here>...

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DorsetBoy 12.12.11 5:22am
DorsetBoy
"Halfwitz is our national tragedy" admits Tory MP 0
Username 12.12.11 3:22am
Username
Depressed mathematician proves Möbius strip has no funny side.

.. hattip to JohnA...

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Username 12.12.11 3:13am
Username
6000 years of Merkel cult?

"With a curvaceous figure and short stubby arms, the discovery of a 6,000-year-old earth mother in France shows "...

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Username 12.12.11 3:10am
Username
Health and safety demands of looters finally being met

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2072683/Sony-OLED-Flat-screen-TV-rolled-pocket.html Good start, but there must be hundreds of innovative technologies and operational improvement...

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Username 12.12.11 3:01am
Username
'Too soon to rule out modelling as next career' reveals top cop Hogan-Howes

.. [would be a shame to waste this as a ticker] 'I'd love to be a detective - that would be my dream job - and autopsies, anything about that. I'd like to go to a murder scene and try to work out...

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Username 12.12.11 2:45am
Username
von Clegg...

is the punchline of tomorrow's ticker. How did it go again?...

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Username 12.12.11 2:29am
Username
Little Mix thrown back as 'undersize' under European 'good taste' guidelines 0
Username 12.12.11 2:20am
Username
"August Ferdinand Möbius couldn't see the funny side" says biographer

Yes, NB is going to shirt. Deal with it...

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JohnA 12.12.11 2:12am
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Irish Dwarf band 'Little Micks' conquer X-Factor final.

More soon, begorra.. http://getfile9.posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/temp-2011-11-17/CimAyvilJHveaqkyCsDGvlvteoBstvvejHGjizctrhCjGbFcAkHHjluueney/lepreachuans-jh-01.jpg.scaled500.jpg...

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MADJEZ 12.12.11 12:18am
MADJEZ
Climate Change conference ends in success as snow fails to fall in Durban

Al Gore failed to show up...

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JohnA 12.12.11 12:02am
JohnA