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Lib Dem pasties to be zero-rated for VAT "as they are served lukewarm, tops" 0
JohnA 03.04.12 7:30pm
JohnA
PM urges public to fly early to Easter ski holidays as airport strike threatens.

David Cameron today urged the public to panic buy air tickets for their Easter getaway in case of a threatened airport strike. He said 'Whether you are skiing in Courcheval or taking in the sun in...

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MADJEZ 03.04.12 7:24pm
MADJEZ
Climate change to affect Britain, dictates Government

After the warmest March It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. May in the Sun "it would not really affect ordinary people". Outlook stormy with a lot of hot wind...

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Otis B Driftwood 03.04.12 7:17pm
bonjonelson
Police investigating murders at Shanklin domino competition draw double-blank

Yes, yes I know...

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JohnA 03.04.12 7:16pm
JohnA
Scotland remembers the long hot summer of 2012

No more soon...

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beau-jolly 03.04.12 7:12pm
Ironduke
Maundy money 'will be chocolate this year'

Following extensive consultation, the Maundy Purse - traditionally containing coins for distribution by Her Majesty the Queen to well-deserving pensioners - will consist of large foil-wrapped...

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Zadok the second 03.04.12 7:05pm
Otis B Driftwood
New web startup tackles simplifying something nobody does 0
Dumbnews 03.04.12 6:57pm
Dumbnews
BP Offers Royal Air Force 'Significant' Sponsorship Deal

BP has offered the Royal Air force a 'significant' sponsorship deal if NATO establishes a no fly zone over Syria. The deal would include huge financial backing for the struggling department of Her...

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Ethan Harrison 03.04.12 6:52pm
Ethan Harrison
Inventor of rear view mirror looks back at his career

swollof eroM...

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apepper 03.04.12 5:23pm
writinginbsl
Spiders complain of intrusive government Web monitoring 6
Scronnyglonkle 03.04.12 5:21pm
writinginbsl
Chemist in London Takes Tube to Work

He said he was fed up with taking work home...

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GillsImp 03.04.12 5:18pm
writinginbsl
Fire chiefs' delight at success of Ewood Park fire drill

Blackburn Fire Brigade have praised the calm, orderly manner in which thousands of fans left Rovers' stadium during a fire drill ten minutes before the end of the game last night. "It must have...

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Midfield Diamond 03.04.12 5:16pm
Midfield Diamond
Storm clouds preparing for "massive ironic downpour" on hosepipe ban day

Skies above the UK have been turning gradually darker today with meteorologists warning of an impending deluge - most likely timed to coincide with the start of the hosepipe ban this Thursday....

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grumblechops 03.04.12 4:54pm
grumblechops
Spiderman berated for spending too much time on the web 0
Dumbnews 03.04.12 4:40pm
Dumbnews
Cameron to benefit from £14 million investment in dementia research...

..as he forgets where he ate pasty...

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Location 03.04.12 3:26pm
bonjonelson
Graffiti artist draws criticism 20
Dumbnews 03.04.12 1:50pm
rickwestwell
'Fill your freezers with snow to ease summer water shortage' Advise Ministers. 1
JETFAB 03.04.12 1:39pm
Otis B Driftwood
Headline writers thrilled as Bill Gates’ gate scandal creates Gates’-gates-gate

A scandal involving Bill Gates allegedly purchasing a set of ornamental gates made by child labour has led to huge excitement amongst tabloid journalists. ‘Gates’-gates-gate’ has been described...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 03.04.12 1:22pm
Perks
Isle of Wight residents run in fear at sight of man in electric wheelchair

Panic has gripped the Isle of Wight after a man from the mainland driving an electric wheelchair attempted to board a train. The electrified man-machine contraption was first spotted at the ticket...

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bonjonelson 03.04.12 1:08pm
dvo4fun
Headteachers say University designed A levels are getting easier 0
charlies_hat 03.04.12 12:29pm
charlies_hat
James Murdoch to resign from BSKYB today according to his fathers voicemail.

BSkyB Chairman seen here with his father Rupert Murdoch. http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/2007/10/other29.gif...

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MADJEZ 03.04.12 11:56am
MADJEZ
London Zoo 'hopeful' that Boris and Ken will mate

Zoologists at London Zoo have said they are 'hopeful' that their prized sore-headed bears, named Boris and Ken by keepers, will mate, despite an unpromising start in their tiny enclosure. 'Now that...

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The Paper Ostrich 03.04.12 11:43am
The Paper Ostrich
Argentina blames outdated colonial power for thwarting colonial aspirations. 0
MADJEZ 03.04.12 11:43am
MADJEZ
PC Lilly hospitalised following mistaken draft excluder / rake incident 0
charlies_hat 03.04.12 10:59am
charlies_hat
Web monitoring plan prompts resurgence of jazz-mag-in-hedge distribution channel 0
cinquecento 03.04.12 10:31am
cinquecento
April Fooled

Embarrased journalists at the Times has admitted that they had to pull their April Fool stories " Gallaway wins by a landslide" and "PM seen eating Pasty at Leeds Station"...

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Otis B Driftwood 03.04.12 10:18am
Otis B Driftwood
Floater lingerage? Need panning or more on the trots?

Haha! Yes, that’s right from old china. Flap lid, one foot, swirling of filth. Gurgle not wanted, craft escaping, fowl wreakage! Can it cause gagging?...

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youbuyitnow 03.04.12 10:15am
Yikes
Prime Minister Goes On Holiday

to Cameroon (Cameron!)...

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Leopold Gasket 03.04.12 9:55am
beau-jolly
Proclaimers singer comes clean - “would have gone 25 miles tops, and by train”

Proclaimer’s singer Charlie Reid says that despite being wild and carefree in his youth, there is no way he really contemplated walking 500 miles, let alone 500 more, especially for a woman....

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Yikes 03.04.12 9:53am
Yikes
Milk of human kindness to be available in UHT form

Dairy Crest has announced they will make the milk of human kindness in a long life sterilised form for those who cannot afford reliable refrigeration. Marketing Director Alan James said "It's in...

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nickb 03.04.12 9:45am
beau-jolly