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John Lennon killer Mark Chapman asks for parole so he can have another go . 3
arrghgarry 3 years
Headliner Writer Makes Headlines 0
Luzanos 3 years

Headliner Writer Makes Headlines...

French Revolutionaires FC sends Marat for an early bath 2
simonjmr 3 years
Pope Promises to get to Bottom of Abuse 0
Luzanos 3 years

Pope Promises to get to Bottom of Abuse...

David Cameron proclaims 'I'm King of the World' at Awards Ceremony 0
Luzanos 3 years

David Cameron proclaims 'I'm King of the World' at Awards Ceremony...

Health officials seek Legionnaires' source 0
riesler 3 years

North Africa "not ruled out".

Obesity surgery could save millions of sandwiches ,fish, biscuits ,chickens , 4
arrghgarry 3 years

from being turned to waste less shit...

Mclaren deny any team orders as Jenson spits another dummy out of his pram 2
Trini 3 years
First Irish genome sequenced proves they are subset of the human race 7
Griffin 3 years
Teenage girls now too ghastly to fantasise about, complain middle-aged men 12
Oxbridge 3 years

Britain faces a new crisis as a result of the so-called ‘ladette’ culture. For, according to a study of men in their 40s and 50s, the nation’s teenage girls are all such grotty, pie-scoffing...

Archaeologists battle over meaning of 21st century British hieroglyphics 10
Oxbridge 3 years

As excavations continue at the Temple of Asda in Luton, a major new find from the Old Kingdom period in Britain (c.1712-2044), Britologists are divided over the meaning of some of the symbolic...

Wild Bill Hickok named Chief Executive of Barclays 1
ChrisHarrison 3 years

The City of London has been shocked to its shallow core with the news that Barclays has appointed the infamous gambler, Wild Bill Hickok, as its new CEO. Mr Hickok was unveiled yesterday at a...

Sky football commentators amaze listeners by not mentioning cuckoo clocks 0
Basil_B 3 years

Commentators and pundits alike surprised viewers last night by not making any boring and predictable euphemisms regarding cuckoo clocks during the England versus Switzerland Euro 2012 qualifier.,...

Bin Laden launches book at Tate Modern 0
R R 3 years

Taking advantage of a recent cancellation, Osama Bin Laden decided to launch his autobiography "The Big Bang Theory" at the famous London landmark. "The canapes were lovely" reported Osama, 57...

Plan to put 417m high McDonald's 'Golden Arches' at Ground Zero 0
R R 3 years

meets with the approval of 128% of the American people according to a survey conducted by the Fast Food Association of the USA Magazine "Lard-Ass"...

British bake off contestant fields ineligible pudding 0
simonjmr 3 years

"It was a mere trifle" Mary Berry conceded...

Colony of Puffins off the outer hebrides stay a secret from the Beeb 7
Basil_B 3 years

The recent BBC Television series 'Secret Britain' was today found to be completely flawed as it failed to find an Island containing a colony of puffins just off the Outer Hebrides., Since the...

Pandora wonders what it would have been like if she hadn't opened the box 0
simonjmr 3 years
Toys with psychiatric problems fail as agoraphobic teddy stays in the box. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

And and no one can get the suicidal rabbit down from the toy shelf...

Windows Media Player Begging User to Be Default Music Program 3
RockIsNotNoise 3 years

Windows Media Player 12, currently residing in the depths of John Nelson's Start menu on his Windows 7 computer, has tried, once again, to be the default program for opening music files as Mr....

Britons pick through rubble after an overnight bombardment of Blitz programmes 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Fake Yogi proves to be a lot less smarter than the average bear. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Call for different degrees of murder: first, second and 'Come Dine with Me' 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tiger Woods makes Rider Cup team 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Mercury Prize won by The fxxking who? 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Judge considered throwing the book at Melksham Police Officer 0
simonjmr 3 years
Wealthy cancer patients to be moved to poorer areas so they have a fairer 0
arrghgarry 3 years

chance of dying ...

Indian Yogi fraudster jailed in Bradford for 6 months says he can do that 0
arrghgarry 3 years

standing on his head ...

Mystery Driver Unmasked 5
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Actor Ben Collins has revealed in his new biography that he plays the part of Jeremy Clarkson in television’s hit show, Top Gear. The show, which has run since 1977, was relaunched in 2002 when the...

Heaven is ‘not all it’s cracked up to be’ says Pope John Paul II 0
Stan Laurel 3 years

In an astonishing edict from the beyond the grave, Pope John Paul II has complained ‘the life hereafter is not what it’s cracked up to be’. His dramatic outburst, delivered on the eve of his...