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"Slob walk" protest march organised in support of Ken Clarke 7
rickwestwell 4 years

Support groups for ignorant fat slobs have reacted with outrage at the recent attack on a completely innocent Member of Parliament, Ken Clark, 70. Mr Clark (64, 64, 128), was recently assaulted by a...

Public outcry after politician caught having sexual relations with a woman 0
Dumbnews 4 years
3% council tax rise to cover Strauss-Kahn bail-out 0
4 years
DVLA raises concerns over Huhne's eyesight. 0
Le Creuset Fiend 4 years

Embattled Energy and Climate Change Secretary Chris Huhne was today dealt yet another blow regarding his ability to drive in a safe manner. DVLA spokesman Sid James said, "Well, I mean, we've seen...

Fred Goodwin finds new way to protect anonymity. 1
red 4 years

Jack Kevorkian in hospital with pneumonia medics promise not to switch off 0
simonjmr 4 years
No place for old wise people in Britain's new knowledge economy 5
ronseal 4 years

People with too much wisdom and experience could find themselves redundant in Digital Britain's new knowledge economy. "In the Internet driven economy, where wisdom is just a mouse click away,...

Cameron train pet mystery 0
pere floza 4 years

Wrexham station staff were left bemused yesterday when David Cameron attempted to board a train accompanied by a pet LibDem. “We welcome guide-dogs or small pets in boxes”, said a spokesman,...

Prudential have no plans to offer their retiring salesmen 'Golden Handjobs' 0
pinxit 4 years
Cameron and Clarke keen for mass debate on rape. 3
SingingHinny 4 years

But not 'serious rape'...

Thought-bubble embargo goes fails to disrupt commons debates. 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Mr Monopoly Frontrunner to Be IMF Chief 0
philbobhepple 4 years

Decades of fiscal experience cited as main factor.[i] Mr Monopoly, famed as the face of popular board game ‘Monopoly’ is the shock favourite to take up the position of head of the International...

IMF introduce Strauss-Kahn testing for economic viability of new Head 0
simonjmr 4 years
Apple warned over ‘If you don’t have an iphone you might as well be a leper' ad 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Apple’s new ad for the latest iphone has today been banned by the Advertising Standards Authority. Having decided that their ‘if you don’t have an iphone, you don’t have an iphone’ ad was a...

Munich Re sales recruitment website crashes 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Report recommends making rail travel 'slightly less unpleasant' 4
4 years

A radical report on the state of the UKs rail network has enfuriated the industry today - by suggesting improvements that focus on the passenger. "Who wrote this rubbish?" fumed Bob Crow, head of...

Ken Clarke refuses to apologise for being a Conservative 8
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has refused to apologise for being a Conservative but has accepted that some of his political affiliations may have been ill-judged and has vowed to choose his policies...

Ken Clarke quits politics to join Hungarian insurance company. 0
acwanaut 4 years

Whore soon.,

Tragic accident as Queen goes missing on visit to Irish horse breeding centre 0
rickwestwell 4 years
London 2012 torch relay to run through Chinatown shouting "Come on then" 0
rickwestwell 4 years
New Union Jack unveiled as Salmond re-elected Scottish First Minister 21
red 4 years

Ken Clarke says ‘No’ to resignation requests. Observers suspect he means ‘yes’. 3
Qoxiivi 4 years
Virgin air stewardesses 'in the minority', survey finds 1
rickwestwell 4 years
Lars Von Trier 'embarrassed' about Poland invasion 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Battered bus now being used in Scotland 0
Screenie 4 years
Nick Clegg to be new head of IMF. 0
Ostsee 4 years
Coastal erosion will cause cut backs in coast guard services 0
Basil_B 4 years

Transport Secretary Philip Hammond dismissed ideas today that his department will be responsible for cut backs in coast guard services around the British Isles, claiming instead that it will be...

Midsomer Murders Addresses Diversity Criticisms 0
pere floza 4 years

Responding to recent criticism that Midsomer Murders features only white middle class characters and an unrealistic spectrum of criminal activity ranging from ‘murder’ to ‘murder’, the...

Confused head of furniture retailer, MFI, resigns after reading misprint 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
Life on distant planet 'probably quite boring', say scientists 0
roybland 4 years

Life on a newly discovered planet 20 light years away from earth could be quite boring, according to scientists.,  , 'I know this is supposed to be a tremendously exciting discovery,' said Oxford...