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Glow-in-the-dark kitten 'like a fridge light for wheelie bins' 4
Runestone Cowboy 13.09.11 12:17pm
pinxit
After Deliberation Walliams Comes Out.....of the Thames 0
Drylaw 12.09.11 6:57pm
Drylaw
Long-distance swimmer Walliams to try comedy in 2012 "I need a new challenge" 4
dvo4fun 13.09.11 12:28pm
dvo4fun
City worker asked to donate for David Walliams' charity swim. Commuter says no. 3
wallster 13.09.11 11:30am
writinginbsl
Ronnie Corbett Really Is A Big Talent

Nation's favourite and loved-by-all funnyman, Ronnie Corbett, has chosen today to reveal a long-kept secret that close friends thought that he'd never share. In his forthcoming memoir, [i]Big Tales...

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Duff 13.09.11 7:48am
Stan
That estimate to pave my driveway did seem awfully low. 11
rikkor 13.09.11 11:55pm
rikkor
Merseybeat Hogan-Howe, the Met's new hero

Former chief constable of Merseyside Bernard Hogan-Howe has been named the new Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police. His tough inner city Liverpool background played a huge part in securing his...

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spoole2112 12.09.11 4:15pm
spoole2112
Slavery Ring linked to Caravan Club 1
Midfield Diamond 12.09.11 7:24pm
nickb
Britain in shock as DFS sale ends 20
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.09.11 11:15am
writinginbsl
Scottish nation licks lips as Hurricane Katia batters coastline 9
Screenie 13.09.11 11:26am
writinginbsl
MET Office denies rumours that there is a storm on its way

"Strong Winds at most" claims MET Office weather men, although Gordon Kayes would be advised to stay indoors for the nest twelve hours. More soon...

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simonjmr 12.09.11 3:11pm
simonjmr
Guzzle Puzzle ad withdrawn over accusations of promoting rape

Cadbury have withdrawn the advert for the latest addition to their new The Natural Confectionery Company range, Guzzle Puzzle, after receiving hundreds of complaints that it ‘glorified rape...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 13.09.11 9:29am
JonnyJP
Does Ancient Text Gives Clue to Our Origins? - 2

Ancient texts found in excavation just outside of Cairo may provide insight to the origin of humans on earth. The scroll that was found has been carbon dated to about 13,000 years ago and although...

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LouCipher 15.09.11 7:18pm
Pagantroll
Michelle Bachmann Confesses! God Upset With Her; Tells Her She Lost Her Mind

In the wake of having reported that God told her to run for President, Michelle Bachmann appeared on Fox News visibly shaken, and announced, “God has told me something else, and it’s something I...

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LouCipher 12.09.11 2:37pm
LouCipher
French scientists claim nuclear accident is actually unclear accident

French nuclear industry claims the international media have a history of misrepresenting the facts...

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Pagantroll 12.09.11 2:33pm
Pagantroll
Thames Water announce that 500 tonnes of Celebrities dumped in Thames this week

More effluent later...

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grottymonty 12.09.11 2:30pm
grottymonty
UK's first Joke Amnesty announced.

The Government has announced the UK's first joke amnesty. Hundreds of embarrassing, cringeworthy and potentially fatal jokes are still in circulation. It is hoped that they will be handed in for safe...

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seymour totti 12.09.11 2:03pm
seymour totti
New study links excessive blogging to obesity 0
Dumbnews 12.09.11 1:26pm
Dumbnews
9/11 Remembrance events peak with George Bush looking utterly clueless

In a finale to the tenth-anniversary remembrance events, former President George Bush appeared in front of a group of schoolchildren to listen to kids stories, while an aide whispered in his ear and...

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steve_l 12.09.11 1:22pm
steve_l
Feng Shui expert to reorganise banks 1
spoole2112 12.09.11 12:45pm
Ostsee
Drunk Swedish elk releases album after leaving The Priory 3
pinxit 13.09.11 12:15pm
pinxit
I'm no racist but we're being swamped by Angles says head ofSaxon Defence League 0
ronseal 12.09.11 11:56am
ronseal
Gentle breeze brings chaos to huge swathe of southern England.

Remnants of of an occasional blustery spell that wreaked havoc on the Isle of White have begun to affect roads and properties in the home counties. Schools and shops have been advised to close early...

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spoole2112 13.09.11 5:05pm
martin2381
Spokesman for UK banks is a chap in Bangalore called Terry 0
Duncan Biscuit 12.09.11 11:29am
Duncan Biscuit
Banks refuse to talk to Sir John Vickers until he gives them his account number 0
Duncan Biscuit 12.09.11 11:29am
Duncan Biscuit
Applicants for Met Police Chief job detained overnight for further questioning 1
Duncan Biscuit 13.09.11 11:42am
writinginbsl
For every £1 you spend with us, we'll put 30p into an offhsore tax haven says T

One of Britain's favourite high street and out of town retailers has pledged to donate 30 pence of every pound spent in its stores to oversees aid. It could generate billions of pounds in much needed...

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ronseal 12.09.11 12:26pm
Al OPecia
For every £1 you spend with us, we'll put 30p into an offhsore tax haven says T

One of Britain's favourite high street and out of town retailers has pledged to donate 30 pence of every pound spent in its stores to oversees aid. It could generate billions of pounds in much needed...

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ronseal 12.09.11 5:56pm
dvo4fun
Travellers defend imprisonment of 24 slaves

as alternative source of income in the event of the value of scrap metal falling, a spokesman from the site Mick O'Mick said "we first got them in around 15 years ago when scrap value was at an all...

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borednow 12.09.11 10:42am
borednow
Sport relief cynics say David Walliams is simply going through the motions 0
charlies_hat 12.09.11 10:34am
charlies_hat