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Real IRA re-considering its position after Ireland declared 'crap' 3
red 3 years

The dissident Irish Republican movement, the Real IRA, has announced an immediate end to all terrorist activities after an army council meeting failed to come up with an answer to its own question of...

Surreal IRA planning winter campaign of significant bewilderment, claim MI5 4
bonjonelson 3 years

more sooooon...

Tyneside Fashion Designers Launch Their New Range of 'Scanty-wear' 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

For upcoming Winter...

International cyclists to be tested for Viagra-use 2
hero2zero 3 years

In an attempt to “Clean-up” the image of Lycra-clad international cyclists, testing for Viagra is to be introduced for the coming season. One official told us how the current image tended to make...

'Tory Cuts Getting Out of Hand,' Says One Critic 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

As some Tory MP's demand modified bus shelters as a substitute for social housing...

New social media fails to catch on, called talking 4
Dumbnews 3 years
Research into female libido loss 'a headache' say scientists 0
roybland 3 years
Germany Issues I.O.U for 20 Millions Lives. 2
IABP 3 years

More Sassoon...

Dyslexic Guy releived that his Diagnosis proves that he isnt Igronant 5
Rowly 3 years
US Ryder Cup Golfers To Appear At Tory Conference 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

In vain hope of seeking shelter from the Tories...

Home Delivery Network to be renamed 'Far-away Factory Network' 0
gaijintendo 3 years

for obvious reasons...

Hitler comes out of hiding after Germany pays off it`s world war 1 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Germany finally pays off WWI debt with consolidation loan. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years
On this day, 1974 - "Jefferson Airplane hijacked, flown to Yemen" 0
bonjonelson 3 years
Women who write for the Daily Mail admit they are cunts 3
arrghgarry 3 years

and have no idea what life is about

Newsbiscuit contributor reads bbc news website and contributes 'funny' variant. 5
bonjonelson 3 years

more soon, unfortunately...

Alcoholism 'halved at a stroke' as Pub Chain introduce 3D Beer Goggles 1
pinxit 3 years

Public House giant J.D.Witherfork today rolled out a revolutionary hi-tech accessory for customers, which in trials has produced a 50% cut in incidents of alchoholism throughout their establishments....

'Show us yer tits', to no longer be considered acceptable office language 2
Fin Robertson 3 years

The government has introduced a new Equality Act, aimed at banning discrimination by employers and ensuring the unbroken tedium of working life is restored. It will now be frowned upon for bosses to...

BMW recall 300,000 cars after discovery of cock behind wheel. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More car-based insults soon...

Tiger Woods takes the name of the Ryder Cup literally as he shags the 0
Basil_B 3 years

cup presidents daughter...

Tony Curtis to reprise his "Some Like It Hot" role. More soon. 3
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Plug hole in one halts Ryder Cup 1
Nobby Holder 3 years

More rain soon...

Hosting the America's Cup and Ryder Cup at the same time, probably a bad idea.. 0
Iamthestig 3 years

Says manager of Celtic Manor hotel...

BMWs to be recalled - a fault in manufacture means they no longer own the road. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Every Household to Have Someone on Benefits by 2015, says Hopeful Government 0
IABP 3 years

The government have announced plans for every single household to have at least one family member on benefits by 2015. A pilot scheme has been running up north since the mid 1980s and it's expected...

It was Rain, not a Leek, that caused Waterlogging at Ryder Cup, say Officials 0
IABP 3 years
Giant Penguin Found in Peru is Safe to Eat say McVities 0
IABP 3 years

m-m-m-more soon...

Steve Miller Band demands re-count of Labour Party leadership contest 1
npsmith1 3 years
ADHD generic not genetic say teachers 0
Des Custard 3 years

It affects the whole class...

Act Equal Act: firms must not ask job applicants about anything 0
afternoonslow 3 years

Telergraph Employers will not be able to ask people who apply for a job about anything, and all people must act equal. under new “act equal but wear the right tie” laws that come into...