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David Cameron to speed up adoption process for Nick Clegg

The prime minister has vowed to tackle ‘absurd barriers to mixed-party adoption’ as he sets out proposals to fast-track Nick Clegg into the Conservative home. ‘Nick has been with us now for...

Ludicity 10.03.12 9:58am
Drew Brees tired of being unappreciated, decides to appreciate himself. 14
Brian Malloy 10.03.12 8:09am
John Ffitch-Rucker
‘Radicalised agnostics’ threaten to derail Middle-East war process

A group of radical agnostics are threatening to undermine the glorious battle that awaits the holy lands, and prevent millions of martyrs from fulfilling their destiny. Renounced by proper atheists...

10.03.12 5:56am
Disco inferno singer to be cremated. Predictably. 1
MADJEZ 09.03.12 10:48pm
Discovery of 13th Century indigestion tablets is proof of "early settlers". 6
seymour totti 09.03.12 9:34pm
Sarkozy dit: ‘Come to France pour une bon holiday et après, bugger off’

Bonjour tout le monde! Exceptez those of you qui est une touché trop foreign. Why not consideréz une holiday ici, avec tout your monet? Les Francais est tres friendly if vous wear une beret et...

09.03.12 8:22pm
House builder goes to the wall. More soon. 2
ianrbland 09.03.12 8:22pm
Cardboard cutout convention falls flat 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 09.03.12 8:19pm
Lib Dems plan to target murderous psychopaths with Manson Tax 2
Skylarking 09.03.12 8:18pm
Apple's new cosmetics app - the iBrowpencil

Its my first attempt...

Rootin Tootin 09.03.12 8:12pm
Viewers thrown into turmoil over which shit to not watch.

Reacting to news that ITV's annual celebration of borderline mental illness "Britain's Got Talent" will be aired at the same time as the BBC's new flagship affront to humanity "The Voice UK", many...

Haywood Manley 09.03.12 7:44pm
Haywood Manley
'Febreze for tents' masks stench of outdoors with fug of damp council flats

Febreze has launched a new air freshener, aimed at campers who are fed up with stench of the countryside. Available in a range of excitingly familiar odours, ‘Febreze Urbane’ masks even the...

09.03.12 7:25pm
Scottish MP claims fine for drunken brawl is an attack on national culture.

More Sterotypes the noo, Jimmy. Falkirk MP.,

MADJEZ 09.03.12 7:08pm
"Mario Ballotelli needs to grow up", says Babysitter 0
paddyparkinson 09.03.12 7:06pm
Catholic Church Denies Existence of Normal Priests

The Roman Catholic Church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards homosexuality or paedophilia. This...

medici2471 09.03.12 6:32pm
Cardinal Says No to Gay Marriage Proposal

“I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment”, said Cardinal Keith O’Brien yesterday as he announced his controversial rejection of life partner Stephen Codrington’s proposal of marriage...

Ablative Fabsolute 09.03.12 5:04pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Disco Inferno singer's widow has "no idea" what song to play at his cremation 0
grumblechops 09.03.12 4:33pm
Journalist sacked after failing to mention hair colour of female murder victim.

More implicit sexism soon...

John Ffitch-Rucker 09.03.12 4:09pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
'Mansion tax' will see increase in 'Monopoly Money'

Hasbro, the makers of the famous Monopoly game, have joined Labour in coming out in support of the Government's proposal for a 'mansion tax'. They have even called for them to go further and...

Perks 09.03.12 4:05pm
Spectators shocked by orderly debate at Prime Minister’s Questions

Spectators in the public gallery at the House of Commons were shocked this week by what has been described as a ‘civilised, grown-up and orderly debate’ on key political issues, with no heckling...

Vertically Challenged Giant 09.03.12 3:48pm
Glut in supply of photos of Harry dancing with scantily-clad women set to worsen 0
Al McHogan 09.03.12 2:38pm
Al McHogan
World Wildlife Fund to set up refuges for battered fish.

"Apparently a particular problem in Scotland", says spokesman...

Al McHogan 09.03.12 2:33pm
Al McHogan
World's seabirds "falling". More soon.

no wonder they're going extinct...

Al OPecia 09.03.12 2:06pm
Al OPecia
Hamilton improves laptime after pressing the red button

Unfortunately he had just changed his video feed to Sebastian Vettel!...

gwalker2805 09.03.12 1:36pm
Men-only clubs "illegal" says W.I.

International Women's Day - My arse!...

beau-jolly 09.03.12 1:06pm
Judge Lifts Super Injunction on Walkers Crisps Mystery Flavour's identities 0
paddyparkinson 09.03.12 12:49pm
Sweeney remake leads to growth in cardboard box industry. 0
seymour totti 09.03.12 12:46pm
seymour totti
Milibands engulfed in siblings discount scandal

Even at the peak of the MPs' expenses debacle, the Miliband brothers were routinely claiming a siblings discount wherever and whenever they could, the Parliamentary Scandals Committee revealed today....

Boutros 09.03.12 12:39pm
Apple to introduce new product prefix.

Apple Corporation, makers of the iPad and iPod, have announced their intention to launch a new series of products with a new two letter prefix. An Apple spokesperson explained "Successful as 'i' has...

weematt 09.03.12 12:35pm
Adoption:Cameron makes it easier to get rid of unwanted children, Clegg worried. 0
MADJEZ 09.03.12 12:03pm