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Ethical global weapons manufacturers add Aloe Vera to rocket propelled grenades

The world’s leading weapons manufacturers have signed a historic agreement to help victims of rocket propelled grenade attacks to recover faster from their injuries and enjoy the other therapeutic...

antharrison 05.01.12 10:45pm
"Dole scrounger" justifies benefits lifestyle by becoming patron of charities

Don't forget which set of standards to use, kids!...

MT Bucket 05.01.12 10:42pm
MT Bucket
Belief in File-Sharing "Delusional" claims Richard Dawkins 2
Mathna 05.01.12 10:30pm
Iowa Caucus Voters Reminded That 4 More Years of Obama will Expidite Rapture 0
thisisall1word 05.01.12 10:26pm
Scotland reject assisted suicide review, and stick to 'The Libya Effect'

As the government begin discussing the rights and wrongs of assisted suicide for those with terminal illnesses, the Scottish parliament have released the latest update on a trial project which, if...

Perks 05.01.12 9:31pm
Bathroom scene edited out of John Major biopic for daytime audience 0
Drylaw 05.01.12 9:30pm
Diane Abbott's fake boobs turn racist and want help to end it all on Twitter.

I think that's todays news...

Perks 05.01.12 9:27pm
Diane Abbot responds: "The trouble with fat sterotypists is.. oh, hang on..." 1
dvo4fun 05.01.12 8:56pm
I'm no racist but... White People love to play Divide and Rule, says MP

White People, the homogeneous mass of caucasians who all think the same, may be ordered by a court to open up their famous "Divide and Rule" game to all comers. The move follows complaints by Dianne...

ronseal 05.01.12 8:46pm
Kelloggs Crunchy Nut Case Kills 12 0
thisisall1word 05.01.12 8:44pm
'Divide and rule’ to replace chess at Mind Olympiad...

as the rules are understood by all honkies, not just the clever ones., More soon., OTT?...

John Ffitch-Rucker 05.01.12 6:25pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Let doctors assist terminally dull in suicide bids, experts propose. 3
John Ffitch-Rucker 05.01.12 6:21pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Obama announces that US foreign policy has reduced the size of the military 0
charlies_hat 05.01.12 5:48pm
Footballer Titus Bramble scores hat trick. More charges soon. 0
Major Clanger 05.01.12 5:40pm
Major Clanger
On Antiques Roadshow tonight - Colonial era Divide and Slide Rule 0
bonjonelson 05.01.12 5:35pm
BNP launches "Divide and Rule" app. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.01.12 5:34pm
Al OPecia
Obama unveils smaller US military. More soon.

Al OPecia 05.01.12 5:20pm
Al OPecia
Large Hadron Collider banned from Olympics

Usain Bolt hailed a victory for common sense as a petition by top athletes to keep Cern’s supercollider out of the 2012 games convinced LOCOG to act. The Large Hadron Collider has recorded...

MrQ 05.01.12 5:20pm
Abbott claims discrimination as phone wasn't tapped by NoW. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.01.12 4:37pm
Al OPecia
Diane Abbot revealed as the new Top Gear Stig 1
Iamthestig 05.01.12 4:36pm
Al OPecia
Abbott signed by Dalgleish for Liverpool. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 05.01.12 4:26pm
Al OPecia
Duchess of Cambridge denies 'Bob-a-Job' allegations 0
dvo4fun 05.01.12 4:23pm
Manicurist Files For Divorce. 4
sredni vashta 05.01.12 4:16pm
Abbott v Mugabe all black chess piece match ends in chaos 0
cinquecento 05.01.12 3:13pm
Accused metal thief had "a cast iron alibi" claims solicitor 2
simonjmr 05.01.12 3:02pm
Major Clanger
Led Zeppelin Stripped By Metal Thieves. 3
Al McHogan 05.01.12 2:52pm
Al McHogan
Thatcher's reign, will now be known as a "dictatorship" and not a regime 0
simonjmr 05.01.12 2:48pm
Keeper has breakdown after animal stocktake

A keeper at London Zoo has suffered a breakdown after undertaking the annual animal audit. His wife reports, “He was doing well to start with. It doesn’t take much effort to spot the...

Major Clanger 05.01.12 2:35pm
Major Clanger
Meryl Streep defends Tefal product placement on her latest movie 0
Iamthestig 05.01.12 1:44pm
Stockport Hospital assisted suicides to be limited to voluntary cases in future

drip, drip...

cinquecento 05.01.12 1:35pm
Major Clanger