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International psychic fair cancelled due to 'unforeseen circumstances'. 2
Dexter 4 years

With a nod to Bismarck...

Two white British Muslims killed in U.S. drone attack... 0
Dexter 4 years

"we were aiming for the middle-east, but hit the east-midlands by mistake', said a U.S. defence department spokesman...

Blair’s drug minister says it is time to de-criminalise the former PM 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Thief hits all time low after being caught Christmas shoplifting at Poundland 0
Stan 4 years

Habitual small time criminal Jed Simmonds admitted he had reached rock bottom after being caught whilst shoplifting at Poundland, the high street bargain basement store. ‘I’m deeply ashamed of...

Swedish Gvt. very suspicious of the timing of UK’s review of false rape claims 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
After Shane Warne bowls a maiden over and Arun Nayar the small 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

Indian batter gives up his treasured willow.No one thought he could last this long .Now Warne goes into Bat how will he do ,although known well for his balls how will he do at the stumps ? I`m afraid...

I'd been poking her with my stick for years and it didn't do me any bloody good, 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

insists Andrew Parker-Bowles...

Camilla to release Christmas single 0
Bismarck 4 years

a reworking of 'Hit me with your Rhythm stick'...

Stuart Baggs the Brand in trademark dispute 0
dogwheels 4 years

Stuart Baggs from Swansea says he had first dibs on name ahead of Apprentice candidate...

Cuts hit a Christmas classic.. 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

As further evidence of the far-ranging nature of the Coalition's cuts, Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol has been drastically "re-visioned" by Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and...

Isle of Wight broadband customers anger at BT. 0
Zen 4 years

" They promised fast broadband to all the Uk by 2015, I sat at my computer until 22 45 but it never got any faster then normal " claims angry internet user...

Record £30m paid for DFS sofa 6
roybland 4 years

A DFS sofa has been sold at Sotheby's to an unknown buyer for a record £30m. The sofa, discovered in a neglected state in the front garden of a house in Barnsley, is believed to have been bought...

Kermit arrested for piggy fiddling. 3
wallster 4 years
Lack of figgy pudding results in door-step carol singer stand-off 6
Zadok the second 4 years

An old people's home in Vicar's Cross, Chester was blockaded for 3 days by carol singers insistent on figgy pudding. As the troupe began We Wish You A Merry Christmas, Jeanette Redbridge, 82, is...

'Secret Millionaire' dies on Australian asylum boat 2
flim-flam 4 years

A wealthy business man who was taking part in Channel 4’s popular reality show, The Secret Millionaire, has drowned after the refugee boat he was on broke up in heavy storms off the coast of...

TV Psychic fails to see own conviction coming 0
Bismarck 4 years

more later...

Cameron to adopt Afghanistani voting model for next election 0
Bismarck 4 years

'we will show how good democracy can be ' he states...

Camilla attack student claims 1
Bismarck 4 years

he was trying to pass the duchess on the left hand side, but Charles had done it already...

State of Terror Heightens- Snow on way back 0
Bismarck 4 years

More later- much more...

110% deposits expected next year, warns Council of Mortgage Lenders. 3
Zadok the second 4 years

Next year will be another tough one for the housing market with new mortgages only being made available to people who can put down 110% of the amount they wish to borrow, according to the Council of...

Cameron to extend time limit for blaming previous government 3
mtskull 4 years

David Cameron today unveiled plans for new legislation which will double the time limit during which it is acceptable to blame the previous government for the nation’s problems. In a statement to...

Nigella Lawson tells Association of housewives and whores just be the best 8
Malcum eggs 4 years

you can be...

God's wife was true universal creator. 5
wallster 4 years

Scientists and theologians have finally agreed that it was in fact God's wife, and not the great man himself who was responsible for the creation of all things. The debate of generations has finally...

Switzerland considers repealing incest laws... 1
riesler 4 years

National Anthem to be replaced with duelling banjos...

Time 'Person of Year' runner up awarded to founder of Friendster 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Coallition announces phased increase in daylight hours starting this month 2
andhrimnir 4 years
Voice of X-factor at a loose end now until Britains Got Talent 0
simonjmr 4 years
Carlos Kickaball explains why he wants away... 0
Doylem 4 years

“I woke up in the middle of the night and decided I needed a camel. Right there, right then. I rang the chairman, made my demand, and the camel was delivered to my home within an hour. But - and...

Water cannon vetoed... Police to be issued with water pistols... 0
Doylem 4 years
Blackburn decide not to hand manager’s job to Maradonna 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years