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Scientists prove Dirt is Dirty 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

This, only 3 days after concluding that water is watery. And, following an accident that led to the dirt and water being mixed together, they have managed a hat-trick of results by proving once and...

Comedy trio 'The 3 Carrs' split as Jimmy and Alan discover Maxine's secret past. 0
Phlegm 4 years
The Palins: Sarah and Michael collaborate in repeat of ‘dead parrot’ sketch... 3
Doylem 4 years
NASA not required to launch Enterprise to rescue Clingon in Egypt 0
4ty2 4 years

as rebels have lost their voice due to a malfunction of their translators. The successful malfunctioning of the western style hand held translators prevented the rebels to harmonise, such giving the...

Poundstretcher to be renamed twopoundstretcher after inflation warning 0
Basil_B 4 years
Chelsea table audacious £30m bid for Kai Rooney 1
simonjmr 4 years

"This is our future perfect strategy for 2022" said a Chelsea Spokesman More soon...

Wayne Rooney tipped for Hollywood , playing Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story 4 0
Ian Searle 4 years
James Bond composer has Die-de-die-die-de-die-die, die-de-die-die-de-die-died! 2
Ian Searle 4 years
Jet-pack technology indefinately postponed in favour of replacement bus service. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Hat tip to Doylem...

Transfer deadline day latest: Mr Humphries on “free transfer” to Arsenal... 0
Doylem 4 years
More than 750,000 new irate tax payers. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

or at least that's what I thought they said on the radio...

Communion bread & wine “re-positioned in market” as mid-morning snack... 0
Doylem 4 years
Tories defend forest cuts 0
sunner 4 years

'These wild animals have been sponging free-housing off the Government for too long'- Tories defend forest cuts...

Mubarak urged to throw-in the 100% finest refined cotton towel 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Future “not as exciting as it used to be”, futurologist recalls... 4
Doylem 4 years

“Back in the black & white 1950s the future looked good”, said James Cantrell, a futurologist from the Applied Foresight Foundation. “We envisaged a bright, new, high-tech tomorrow. Space...

All of Egypt grounded for 2 weeks for breaking curfew 0
ianslat 4 years
Constipated MPs face all night sitting. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy the dog to fight gang ASBO order 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Bob Crow feared thieves on his line 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Scottish man suffers huge fall but vows prompt return to the tennis court 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New Over 60 and Children’s Guidance Certificates on films the old need explained 0
Ian Searle 4 years
You, me, a foreign looking gentleman and a rucksack… It’s TPIMs o’clock! 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Horse whisperer prosecuted for having sex with horse... 0
Doylem 4 years

Derek Woods, a Devon man described in court as “a loner, with a drink problem, who was unable to sustain a stable relationship”, has been found guilty of having sex with a horse. When asked about...

Skysport relent as rioting enters 5th day 4
Gerontius 4 years

Following 5 days of rioting on the streets of Egypt and with Tunisia in imminent meltdown, Skysport have finally bowed to pressure from protesters and agreed to reinstate presenters Andy Gray and...

John Nettles finally leaves Midsomer (population 0). 2
deskpilot3 4 years
Tennis match won by someone, probably foreign. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Fox News reports Egypt riots have left parts of the country in ruins 0
Dumbnews 4 years

Next G7 summit to be held online with new Skype group video feature 1
Dumbnews 4 years

Austerity measures may force some to withdraw due to the high $5/day fee...

Osborne considers axing fuel duty rise in marginal constituencies... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
George Osborne claims that he could launch financial turmoil "in 45 minutes". 0
deskpilot3 4 years