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Scottish independence put on hold. Just in case. 0
Paddy Berzinski 07.07.13 7:00pm
Paddy Berzinski
British Tennis in Crisis

As yet another Championship passes without a British Woman winning Wimbledon there is talk of a crisis in the Lawn Tennis Association (LTA), with many questioning what is wrong with the game in this...

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Lol Blackhall 07.07.13 6:39pm
Squudge
no? 1
Squudge 07.07.13 6:33pm
Squudge
Arctic monkeys endangered by hot weather. 0
Maverick 07.07.13 5:43pm
Maverick
Saatchi goes home to mum coz that mean Nigella didn't stick up for him. 0
Maverick 07.07.13 5:38pm
Maverick
Tim Henman now Scottish 3
Hooch 07.07.13 5:28pm
Al OPecia
Murray sets Wimbledon alight with game, set and matches 0
Location 07.07.13 5:02pm
Location
Breaking News - Hell freezes over, Pope converts to Islam, Brit wins Wimbledon. 0
Maverick 07.07.13 4:59pm
Maverick
Andy Murray crowned BBC Sports Personality of the year 0
Hooch 07.07.13 4:54pm
Hooch
Scottish man emigrates to Britian 0
Kramaring 07.07.13 4:53pm
Kramaring
Andy Murray thanks Mel Gibson for Wimledon success

World tennis number two Andy Murray has publically thanked Australian movie star Mel Gibson for his victory in Sunday's Wimbledon showdown with Serbian Novak Djokovic, claiming the actor's...

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Jesus H 07.07.13 4:49pm
NorthernGravy
British man wins Wimbledon.

YESSSS!!!!...

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Al OPecia 07.07.13 4:37pm
Al OPecia
Andy Murray blames Mel Gibson for Wimbledon defeat

World tennis number two Andy Murray has blamed Australian movie star Mel Gibson for his loss in Sunday's Wimbledon showdown with Serbian Novak Djokovic, claiming the actor's performance in the...

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Jesus H 07.07.13 4:04pm
Jesus H
Novak Djokovic to sue Viagra after 5 hour semi 1
topfotogmw 07.07.13 3:47pm
Ironduke
Next Wimbledom champion 'May not have a silly name' 0
antharrison 07.07.13 3:18pm
antharrison
Peter Andre accidentally deported to Jordan 0
custard cream 07.07.13 2:26pm
custard cream
Crewe players in alleged sex attack 'wanted to pull a train' 0
Oxbridge 07.07.13 2:12pm
Oxbridge
Cryogenicist offers to 'freeze Nelson Mandela'

May God forgive me...

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Oxbridge 07.07.13 1:54pm
Oxbridge
Dominic Littlewood 'closing in' on cowboy trader Bob the Builder

The team at Channel 5's popular Cowboy Traders show have claimed they are 'close to a breakthrough' in their hunt for good guy turned rogue trader, Bob the Builder. Bob, who was famous for his...

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Jesus H 07.07.13 1:20pm
Jesus H
John Inverdale's apology in full; "you can't help being a minger"

BBC commentator John Inverdale says he has written to Wimbledon champion Marion Bartoli to apologise for saying she was "never going to be a looker". He admitted he'd been very unprofessional; "a...

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apepper 07.07.13 12:52pm
apepper
Bob the Builder rushed to Brazil to 'sort out' World Cup construction mess

With a little over eleven months until the opening game of the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, FIFA officials remain 'displeased and extremely concerned' with construction progress, which remains 'months'...

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Jesus H 07.07.13 11:27am
Jesus H
NASA to send probe to Basildon

NASA today announced a mission to understand whether intelligent life could have once existed in Essex. The two year mission to send an unmanned rover ‘the Vomit Comet’ to the bleak English town...

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suki 07.07.13 10:59am
suki
Sir Tom Jones 'too sexy' to consider organ donation

Welsh superstar Sir Tom Jones has expressed his concerns today following the announcement that all Welsh people will be classed as ‘assumed donors’ after they die, unless they fill out an...

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Jesus H 07.07.13 10:54am
Lindy Moone
Useless menopausal plumber connects boiler to loo - keeps getting hot flushes

More highly contrived news soon...

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Smart Alex 07.07.13 10:19am
Smart Alex
Nothing to see here....

wrong room...

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MADJEZ 07.07.13 10:10am
MADJEZ
Tories To Draw On History......

.This time - The Great North Of England Job Famine...

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Jesse Bigg 07.07.13 8:44am
Jesse Bigg
Northeast Council To Introduce New Bye-Law.....

Tory councillors to wear bell round their neck...

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Jesse Bigg 07.07.13 8:33am
Jesse Bigg
New couch-potato web site launched - YouTuber

Can't believe this hasn't been done before, but search-engines don't lie (?)...

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FlashArry 07.07.13 8:19am
nickb
The Great Magician, Abracadabra, Vanishes.......

To Jordan?...

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Jesse Bigg 07.07.13 8:15am
Jesse Bigg
Christmas pantomime in jeopardy as main character served deportation order 0
irreverendJ 07.07.13 7:46am
irreverendJ