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Pumpkin prices hit year long high

The price of pumpkins hit a year-long high today- almost exactly a year after a similar high was followed by a devastating crash which wiped millions off the global value of the crop. A spokesman...

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grumblechops 01.11.11 9:47pm
arthurminnit
Viagra industry facing hard times 9
Dumbnews 01.11.11 9:42pm
arthurminnit
Pre-christmas shagging produces stupid kids, claims IFS 0
medici2471 01.11.11 9:34pm
medici2471
Greek debts suddenly disappear. Wooden horse spotted outside of ECB. 0
JohnA 01.11.11 9:09pm
JohnA
Footballer Apologises Over Race Row

Footballer Kevin Keegan today bowed to 3o years of pressure and apologised over his race comments. In 1976 the then Liverpool striker came off his bike in a spectacular crash during the heats of the...

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reforse 01.11.11 9:01pm
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Public anger at media for describing the word 'black' as a racial slur

The general public have launched a scathing attack at 'tabloid journalism' after they repeatedly described footballer John Terry's alleged use of the 'black' as a racial slur. "If you woke up...

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kga6 01.11.11 8:48pm
kga6
As World economy declines, Robert Peston's smugness grows.

On the day the International Labour Organization has reported the world is on the verge of a global recession, the BBC have announced that their Business Editor, Robert Peston's smugness is beginning...

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Perks 01.11.11 7:57pm
Perks
Farmers' sheep rounding troubles over as NASA investigate tractor beams 0
kga6 01.11.11 7:20pm
kga6
Referendum to finally answer "What's a Greek Urn?"

Comedians throughout the Eurozone have been thrown into chaos with the Greek decision to hold a referendum to finally discover the answer to the timeless "What's a Greek Urn?" question. Opinion...

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apepper 01.11.11 6:27pm
Al OPecia
Shares down at plough manufacturers. 2
spoole2112 01.11.11 6:10pm
spoole2112
Richard Dawkins appointed new Dean of St Paul's

Well known writer on religion, Richard Dawkins, is to be the new Dean of St Paul's Cathedral. Church leaders denied that there was no-one else available. "He's the best man for the job.", said a...

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apepper 01.11.11 4:09pm
medici2471
Republican voters still without power in US northeast. 0
Griffin 01.11.11 3:56pm
Griffin
Betting syndicate wins a fortune on outcome of cricket trial.

More later...

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spoole2112 01.11.11 2:57pm
spoole2112
Thermal imaging cameras show no clergy left in St Pauls 6
button 01.11.11 2:53pm
button
Strictly don't come, dancing 5
Screenie 01.11.11 2:23pm
Screenie
Thermal imaging cameras show no evidence of human life in packed Square Mile 8
Qoxiivi 01.11.11 2:00pm
Qoxiivi
If tornados are Gods fury, then God is mostly furious with mobile homes 0
Dumbnews 01.11.11 1:58pm
Dumbnews
New thermal imaging devices can reveal thermal underwear.

Long johns and long sleeve vests worn by both sexes will be detectable to specially adapted cameras, as a result of advances in heat-detecting and interlock weave technology. Manufacturers and...

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nickb 01.11.11 1:52pm
nickb
Greek PM called on to resign, "will ask my mum and dad." 0
Boutros 01.11.11 1:46pm
Boutros
Townsend 'misunderstood' after urging 'internet vampires' to groom young talent 0
pinxit 01.11.11 10:41am
pinxit
Miliband slams Devil’s record on making work for idle hands

Labour leader Ed Miliband today criticised the Devil for what he called a ‘woefully inadequate’ record on making work for idle hands. In a speech to business leaders he said ‘many people...

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ianslat 01.11.11 10:12am
ianslat
Breeder snares rival birds with Sunday roost and all the trimmings

Top breeder Mick Dense faces claims that he used a well stocked loft to lure rival pigeons into an avian 'love pad' during weekend race contests. Accusations include attractive hen birds tethered to...

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vertical 01.11.11 9:53am
Perks
Savile row over bequest of star's suits 5
medici2471 01.11.11 8:05am
arthurminnit
Greece's credit rating adjusted to FU2 1
Griffin 01.11.11 7:44am
tedweasel
Goths enjoy 'casual' clothes day on Halloween 2
thackaray 01.11.11 7:40am
tedweasel
Squatting criminalization will cause havoc say toilet attendants 0
tedweasel 01.11.11 7:29am
tedweasel
Bouncers to end piracy

The shipping industry has announced today that it is going to employ nightclub bouncers on ships in an attempt to finally bring piracy to an end. The news comes just days after the Prime Minister...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 01.11.11 6:49am
Psycadelic Squirrel
St Paul's camp, claim gay clergy 4
medici2471 01.11.11 2:50am
Textbook
Hackers thwarted by discovery that Government had 'nothing worth nicking'. 0
Boutros 01.11.11 1:06am
Boutros
DoE cancels meeting with multi-cultural environmentalists because of 'cold'

The Duke of Edinburgh has had to pull out of an official engagement in Italy because of a cold, which manifests itself as an unexpected bout of 'racist tics' The Duke was due to be attending a...

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Perks 01.11.11 12:25am
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