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Man receives useful email

A Manchester man was today said to be "Stunned" after receiving an email which asked him to attend a business meeting in March. "It wasn't even from Groupon, Woucher, TripAdvisor, eBay, Amazon, an...

antharrison 31.01.12 10:30pm
Canine-friendly golf club remote car park is awarded AAA dogging status

The management committee at Heston Moor Golf Club in Birmingham is said to be delighted at the award of AAA status by the British Dogging Association. "As a long-established golf club with a keen...

antharrison 31.01.12 10:28pm
Fred Goodwin: "My ears will be cold in bed" shock horror 0
Scroat 31.01.12 10:05pm
British Tourists denied entry into the U.S. Due to Tweet

Two British tourists were recently denied entry into the U.S. because one of them had tweeted that he planned to "destroy" America-- a word he defended as slang for partying hard. In a related...

Couriernew 31.01.12 9:45pm
Fred Goodwin : Worse than Hitler say Daily Mail. 0
MADJEZ 31.01.12 8:56pm
Public calls for Goodwin to be stripped of manhood 0
charlies_hat 31.01.12 6:59pm
Queen strips bank of R to leave just BS 0
medici2471 31.01.12 6:40pm
Fred Goodwin loses knighthood - "I'm sure I put it down somewhere"

Disgraced banker, Fred Goodwin, has caused chaos by announcing that he can no longer find his knighthood. "It's disappeared somewhere, and now there someone at the door who wants it back again."...

apepper 31.01.12 5:31pm
Nodding off can kill, warns NHS.

During the Gary Speed inquest, the coroner said; "It was possible Speed could have "nodded off" while sitting with cable round his neck on the stairs in his garage". NHS spokesman, John...

TheBull 31.01.12 5:13pm
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Cave to rent - secluded, ideal get away - suddenly available due to bereavement. 1
Ian Searle 31.01.12 5:00pm
Only sex sells moans Glaswegian rent boy in overcrowded prison 0
Marko 31.01.12 4:44pm
Hecklers barrack Obama at US Presidential rally 0
Marko 31.01.12 4:21pm
What Queen actually needs is a stiff drink, clarifies Palace

Buckingham Palace has angrily rejected claims by Prince Harry that the Queen 'needs Prince Philip at her side' in order to carry out her duties, by insisting that what she actually needs is 'a stiff...

The Paper Ostrich 31.01.12 4:16pm
The Paper Ostrich
Clegg rouses Lib Dems with pledge to make Moon Britain's 136th unitary authority

Nick Clegg has announced ambitious plans to create a British Moonbase by the end of the next parliament, rallying Liberal Democrat voters with a stirring pledge to make the Moon ‘Britain’s 136th...

The Paper Ostrich 31.01.12 4:09pm
The Paper Ostrich
Flashmob breaks Guiness record for multiple indecent exposure arrests

Two great brand names, Guiness and Flash came together yesterday to break a world record for the greatest number of indecent exposures in one place. “I thought multiple exposure was strictly...

nickb 31.01.12 2:57pm
New Channel 5 gameshow, No-Win, No-Fee, set to start this weekend

After a few teething troubles and legal wrangles, channel 5's new flagship Saturday night gameshow, "No-Win, No-Fee" is set to hit our screens. The hour long show, sees 4 contestants go head-to-head...

Iamthestig 31.01.12 2:50pm
The Gulag Diet

The Russian Government, keen to find new ways to attract foreign tourists, have announced the founding of "The Gulag Diet" Visitors will be offered a 6 month "Working Holiday" in one of Stalin's...

TheBull 31.01.12 1:33pm
Steel chain manufacturer in Sheffield claims to have found the missing link 1
Marko 31.01.12 1:28pm
JonnyJP to finalize plans for all search results to be 100% random released news that all their search results from now on will be totally random, leaving users with a very small chance of being linked to something they're looking for. "It may match up, it...

Shandy 31.01.12 1:23pm
Man upset that cafe advertising "Anytime Breakfast"...

won't sell him toast and marmalade in the middle ages...

Smart Alex 31.01.12 1:18pm
England Cricketers told to think outside the box

More puns to follow...

apepper 31.01.12 12:36pm
Skeptic returns from posture clinic and admits 'I stand corrected' 0
kga6 31.01.12 12:21pm
David Milliband made labour leader on transfer window deadline day 0
Perks 31.01.12 10:37am
Clegg anxious as end of his work experience placement approaches 0
cinquecento 31.01.12 10:34am
Kate Winslet’s neighbours in fear of being unable to get flood insurance 0
Duncan Biscuit 31.01.12 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Eurosceptics urge use of ‘nuisance neighbours’ proposals against the EU 0
Duncan Biscuit 31.01.12 9:37am
Duncan Biscuit
Water companies ‘at risk’ of being flooded with money as bills rise 5.7% 0
Duncan Biscuit 31.01.12 9:36am
Duncan Biscuit
HMRC waives right to take 50% of RBS bonuses in tough economic climate 0
cinquecento 31.01.12 8:53am
Lord Coe slams 'lack of provision for VIPs' at Bingley canal lock-gate spectacle

Lord Coe has launched a withering attack on British Waterways' handling of the lock-gate replacement on Yorkshire's Bingley Canal. Despite the event only occurring every 25 years, Coe claims...

31.01.12 12:46am
Republicans ask Gingrich for an ‘open relationship’

As the race for the Republican Party presidential nomination heats up, an increasing number of GOP members are asking a resurgent Newt Gingrich if it would be okay if they saw other candidates....

Long Distance Clara 31.01.12 12:01am