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Wikileaks revelations delayed due to toner shortage 3
Milo Shame 4 years

Government and Diplomatic Services around the globe are breathing a temporary sigh of relief after Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, announced that they had run out of toner for the office...

RSPCA warn that Cribbins is 'last surviving famous Bernard' 9
rickwestwell 4 years

The RSPCA's endangered species watch team reported today that former Goon and Womble Bernard Cribbins is now likely to be the only celebrity called 'Bernard' still surviving in the wild in the UK....

'Bootiful' say Matthews rivals 1
roybland 4 years
Sub zero temperatures create surprise icy weather for second year running 0
Moggsy 4 years
UK Police expose paedophile's ring - vigilantes expect to smash it in by morning 0
Moggsy 4 years
Jonny English tries to arrest of Julian Paul Assange 0
4ty2 4 years

mistaking him to be Pascal Sauvage...

US leak Wikileak befire it starts leaking 0
4ty2 4 years

assuming that polish plumbers won't be able to stem tide...

Contented prostitute charged with being 'happy slapper' 1
dicky37 4 years

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Turkey-twizzler king lives to ripe old age of 80 0
roybland 4 years
Bernard Matthews cremation to take 2 hrs, 4 if cooking from frozen. 4
danhall 4 years
Rival exacts revenge upon Ironic Website. 4
Dun Dunkin 4 years

by hacking in Job ads forever...

Ryanair blamed for poor weather by supplying shoddy jet streams 0
Basil_B 4 years
Peter749400 4 years

Auntie Bessie and Captain Birdseye taken into protective custody...

Peter Andre now knows how we feel everytime we hear him sing. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Scooby Doo team unmask global warming hoax ghost 4
Oxbridge 4 years

A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth’s climate is growing warmer as a result of man-made emissions of greenhouse gases, thus...

Bernard Matthews “put Norfolk on the map... well, a map of Norfolk anyway”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Gamu Nhengu to replace Katie Waissel on X Factor 0
MC One R 4 years

Immigration officials said today that they had the solution to the furore surrounding Katie Waissel. They have reversed the original decision to deny a visa renewal to Gamu Nhengu and intend to...

England welcome early start to 3rd day of the Ashes 0
MC One R 4 years

It means that it can be all done and dusted by teatime, and they can have Sunday off...

Polish officials withdraw from refereeing SPL games 0
MC One R 4 years

They have had a job offer closer to home, plus it's cash in hand...

Turkeys to elect new world leader - Nick Clegg early favourite 1
Milo Shame 4 years

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Road Grit supplies running low – emergency plan to use bones of the poor instead 2
Milo Shame 4 years

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Entire Population of Norfolk Is Revealed to be Related to Bernard Matthews 3
De-scribe 4 years

Funeral plans in chaos. (Such a shame when cousins marry)...

Vermont man killed in gun prank to be replaced by 2 Mexicans. 2
Griffin 4 years
Poundland launches expansionist policy by annexing Land of Leather. 3
Ian Searle 4 years
Bernard Matthews wife calls a taxi dermist 1
arrghgarry 4 years
Norfolk yokels grieve in traditional way, by shooting road-signs with airguns... 1
Doylem 4 years
Jamie Oliver to read the lesson at Bernard Mathews funeral. 0
DiY 4 years
Police fooled as 3 paedophiles manage to form a ring. 0
wallster 4 years

"We thought it was simply an illicit love triangle" says bemused police chief...

When the turkey jokes have been done to death, wattle we do next?... 0
Doylem 4 years
Tesco's readying for Christmas Robin season 0
simonjmr 4 years