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Pineapple ends bus siege 0
simonjmr 3 years
"This rise in Leprechauns is harming social services",says the BNP 1
twookey 3 years

Nick Griffin, BNP party leader,has criticised the amount of Leprechauns coming into the country amid fears they are not assimilating into society and stretching social services.When questioned by...

Senator Menendez fears for personal safety during planned UK visit 0
Scroat 3 years
Microsoft release new iPhone app called Windows 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Latest road signs gauge driver's stupidity as well as speed 2
jp1885 3 years

Road safety campaigners are celebrating today, after the first roadside display sign to show the intelligence of drivers came into operation at a notorious stupidity black-spot on the A40. The...

Coalition puts ventriloquism back in fashion 0
roybland 3 years

The coalition government has led to a huge rise in the popularity of ventriloquism - with Nick Clegg ventriloquist dolls flying off the shelves. 'Ventriloquism is back in fashion,' says Archie Drew,...

Going to Oz? Are your budgies worth smuggling? If not call 01......... 0
Ostsee 3 years
NHS to end controversial myxomatosis wards 0
Ludicity 3 years

The Department for Health have announced that all myxomatosis wards, in which patients have to share their bed with a diseased rabbit, are to be scrapped. 'This sort of thing has been going on for...

David Dickinson named new face of the Annoying Orange 0
Oxbridge 3 years
Tim Vine wins award for joke:1 more than in 40 years of Last Of The Summer Wine 2
virtuallywill 3 years, [center]Foggy, Macky, and Viney[/center]...

Al-Megrahi: Backing for Scots Bishop's "Die you bastard, die' Sunday prayer 0
pinxit 3 years

'God's Holy Hitman' called upon...

Scots demand immediate prisoner return as Al-Megrahi 'gushes oil' 5
pinxit 3 years

In an impromptu Press Conference this afternoon, an indignant Alex Salmond denied requesting Libya to immediately return Lockerbie bomber Al-Megrahi to Scottish custody for any other reason than that...

thunderbirds are go iranian style 0
4ty2 3 years

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad launched the Iranian thunderbird in response to the thread from world aggressors. He also extended the application of sharia law to would be thieves and aggressors stating that:...

After wikileaks now big brother leaks 1
4ty2 3 years

Following the popularity of leaks and floodings occupying press coverage in recent weeks the BB team initially staged a roof leak to get at par with on google on the search term "leak". However that...

Epileptic crosses dancefloor during disco dancing competition without incident 0
jp1885 3 years
They had 0
sloopzz 3 years

wheels on em in them days,not like the wheels you get now,real wheels they were,mans wheels,wheeley good wheels.The problems you have today with all these nutters about is down to wheels.You cant...

Non-emergency phone line inundated by ‘time-wasting’ emergency calls 1
Ludicity 3 years

The new 111 non-emergency advice line has been subjected to a litany of 'time-wasting' emergency calls including a heart attack, a stroke and a road traffic accident. 'I cannot believe that people...

Which? Magazine comes 3rd in Which Which? Magazine Top 5 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Which? when later...

Mentally ill celebrate return of X Factor 0
Insomnia 3 years
Kelly’s ‘textbook suicide’ a ‘testament to his professionalism’, says Blair. 12
SingingHinny 3 years
Sales of MI5 suicide manual soar after Dr Kelly endorsed 'death by text book' 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
In Afghan breakthrough, General Petraeus says Taliban 'reversed' is "Nabilat" 0
rickwestwell 3 years
ACAS to be replaced by Jeremy Kyle style TV show. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
PE teacher training requirements lowered, psychpathic sadism no longer essential 0
Oxbridge 3 years
YouTube responds to porn footage attack by re-naming itself YouLube 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Geordies selected to test how easy the new NHS 111 number is to remember 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Audit Commission boss interrupts Caribbean fact-finding tripto deny extravagance 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
English World Cup bid makes surprise offer for San Siro and Camp Nou stadiums 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Disasters Emergency Committee declares Wigan’s defence ‘beyond help’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Egg and spoon donors urgently needed for school race 0
timyarby 3 years

Donors to remain anonymous...