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DSK still waiting for room service in Lille police station 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:03am
Duncan Biscuit
LA porn stars threaten to down tools in protest over mandatory condom use 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Ryan Air cuts flights from Edinburgh Airport after realising it is in Edinburgh 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.02.12 11:02am
Duncan Biscuit
A football pitch 'the size of a football pitch' say scientists

A football pitch is exactly the size of one football pitch, scientists at London's Imperial College have discovered in groundbreaking research. The frequent use of a 'football pitch' as a unit of...

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roybland 21.02.12 10:50am
Perks
Ann Summers downgraded from AAA's to AA's 0
charlies_hat 21.02.12 9:45am
charlies_hat
'Nothing wrong with taking Jeremy Clarkson outside and shooting him' says OFCOM 0
Stan 21.02.12 9:08am
Stan
Jeremy Clarkson’s face gets dangerously long

The BBC have been fending off various complaints about Jeremy Clarkson for years now but Mr Clarkson’s face has been getting longer over the years and now looks like it is about to fall off his...

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Immunis 21.02.12 9:01am
Stan
'How do we sell the phrase chain gang, to the British public?' asks Cameron 0
Immunis 21.02.12 8:14am
Immunis
Divorcing U.S. Cavalry Officer expects Custerdy Battle.

So Sioux me. Hat-tip to Seymour Totti...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 21.02.12 12:07am
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Battery hens lose AAA status in charged meeting. 2
John Ffitch-Rucker 20.02.12 11:54pm
Username
BNP claim London fascist week "a success" 2
simonjmr 20.02.12 11:21pm
dvo4fun
Sun on Sunday will return to traditional journalistic values of making stuff up

Announcing the first publication of the Sun on Sunday, News Corporation boss Rupert Murdoch has pledged that the paper will be produced with the ‘highest possible standards’ and will not repeat...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 20.02.12 10:41pm
Sinnick
Government's Work Experience scheme could lead to cotton-picking opportunities 1
roybland 20.02.12 10:37pm
FlashArry
TARDIS fault forces Doctor Who to use back-up, portaloo-based TURDIS.

It smells a bit and the door won't close properly but it'll do for the time being. Well, it'll do for this time being!" quips the Doctor as he prepares to head off on yet another time-travelling...

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Haywood Manley 20.02.12 10:37pm
writinginbsl
Canadian govt accused of "muzzling" its scientists, Brian Cox offered to Canada 1
simonjmr 20.02.12 10:14pm
FlashArry
Irish PM interviews new neo-colonial oppressor

Mr. Enda Kenny, the Irish taosh.teesh..Prime Minister today interviewed Mr. Xi Jinping, Deputy PM of The People's Republic of China, to replace the US as the next neo-colonialist oppressor., "The US...

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Tom55 20.02.12 10:06pm
FlashArry
BBC's A. Marr changes name to R. Slicker 0
antharrison 20.02.12 9:43pm
antharrison
Cameron and Prince of Wales celebrate diamond jubilee as "Chas 'n Dave" tribute

As a moving and respectful tribute to HM Queen's 60th year on the throne, the Prime Minister David Cameron and HRH The Prince of Wales have announced that they will mark the monarch's diamond jubilee...

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antharrison 20.02.12 9:34pm
antharrison
Border agency to get fringe benefits. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 20.02.12 8:48pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Bristol man jailed for 'using his weapon as a bus'

A Gang member from Bristol has been jailed for 3 years for attempting to use his Baseball Bat as a bus. Wayne Dwight was found guilty at Bristol Crown Court after being pulled over by police...

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Perks 20.02.12 8:21pm
dvo4fun
Viola player refuses to take part in benefits fraud.

'I'll not go on the fiddle", she says...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.02.12 8:01pm
dvo4fun
Ofcom calls for Sarcasm to be taught in care homes after latest Clarkson ruling.

Elderly told not everything said on the BBC is the gospel truth. More soon...

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MADJEZ 20.02.12 7:27pm
MADJEZ
Sun on Sunday to feature news 'of the world' 5
MADJEZ 20.02.12 7:21pm
MADJEZ
Controversial Ofcom verdict on Clarkson's comments on "The One Show"

The broadcasting standards body, Ofcom, has decided that Jeremy Clarkson was not in breach of broadcasting rules when, in a November edition of "The One Show", he suggested that striking Public...

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Gourd Almighty 20.02.12 7:18pm
Gourd Almighty
Border Agency split in two.. with imaginary line down the middle.

More obvious headline soon...

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MADJEZ 20.02.12 7:18pm
MADJEZ
Queen questioned after stalking diamond thief

Police have taken Elizabeth Windsor in for questioning following accusations of stalking by Reg Entwhistle, small time crook and diamond smuggler. Described by police as 5 foot 11 inches with curly...

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Immunis 20.02.12 7:11pm
Immunis
Duracell range slashed as they lose AAA status

More to follow...

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apepper 20.02.12 6:46pm
apepper
Synthetic meat grown in Dutch Lab, Kebab shop claims got there first years ago 1
simonjmr 20.02.12 4:59pm
Gourd Almighty
Frozen Swedish Meatballs to feature on Heston Blumenthal's latest bizarre menu 2
Gourd Almighty 20.02.12 4:54pm
Gourd Almighty
Cameron: "Nationwide Health Society safe in my hands" 1
yussle 20.02.12 4:38pm
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