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BP chief sails round Isle of Wight to see if it is a suitable area for oil spill 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
England dressing room invader told: Your chip shop is a disgrace 4
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

England players have hit back at the fan who invaded their dressing room after the disappointing performance against Algeria and labelled them a disgrace. Acting on intelligence and market research,...

South African couple cut short their English holiday 0
ramblesnake 3 years

'We just can't stand the continual droning about their crap football team any longer' said Mr and Mrs Rorke, 'and the Sunday morning lawn mowing's a pain in the arse. My God what a country.'...

England Fans to be given counselling 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The FA is to pay for England fans to be given counselling after saying their problems are all in their heads...

Utah serial sex offender to face death by a thousand cunts 0
edward hack 3 years
Vuvuzelas to cause racket at Wimbeldon 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

"Quiet please"...

Physicist discover new force attracting footballs to goal posts 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Dogging offenders to be forced to visit pet behaviourists. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Chris Huhne says he needs first aide after the hurt of leaving his wife. 0
Basil_B 3 years
YouGov: 75% of people now prefer Brown's fake smile over Tory 'evil smiles'. 0
MightyBlair 3 years

Poll also reveals that Tony Blair remains everyone's favourite fake left-winger, just ahead of Steven Gerrard and Stalin...

Big Bad Wolf changes tactics.... 0
Mr.3374 3 years

Osbourne hopes he can do it like Moore when tackling 1 trillion debt 0
Basil_B 3 years
Daily Mail reveals all: "The Gorillaz are real, we are all cartoons." 0
3 years

[i]The newspaper giant The Daily Mail shook the world today, when they announced that, after years of study and tests, the animated band 'Gorillaz' are actually real people and that the human race...

US firing squad kills murderer - and a small Afghan wedding party. 6
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
World Cup tragedy: Millions held hostage in their own homes by T.V's. 0
3 years
The Book of World Cup 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'And lo it came to pass that the Angloites went into Africa where their chief said unto them, 'Prima donnas! i keep you in the dark of which of you is chosen unto the last two hours'. The Angloites...

Agent Provocateur launches basque separatist lingerie range 10
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
New study suggests that fat people are bigger round the waist 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

'Big Boned' theory under question...

Rooney insults England fans with 90 minute diatribe 0
edward hack 3 years

Fire up the Quatro, Police arrest enraged fan who found his way into England dressing room.still no news whether it was William or Harry...

'Rogue Exorcists to blame for loss of team's spirit' says Capello 0
Basil_B 3 years
Barbara Windsor cast as Lady Macbeth in new, Stratford, production 2
PluckyMunky 3 years

'It's lovely, ain't it?', said the world's favourite actress. 'I never read the book but I'm blinking sure it will make a luverly play.'...

Robert Green apologises as he was on the door when the fan slipped through .. 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Fan who sneaked into England's dressing room to replace Rooney in Slovenia game. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years
Albert Camus dug up to play for Algeria 8
PluckyMunky 3 years

" All that I know surely about morality and the obligations of man, I owe to football." -Camus, Albert...

England fans successful in securing domain name 0
pinxit 3 years
Teenager set on fire said to be like, yeah, doin’ all right s’pose 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘Mail on Sunday’ to offer free school to all readers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
‘Death with dignity’ GP flies out to join England football squad 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bunch of talententless lookalikes infiltrate England squad.... 1
Mr.3374 3 years

No goals anytime soon...

World Cup substitution speculation as episodes of Midsomer Murders dusted off. 0
Ian Searle 3 years