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All together now

I penned this a few years ago but have decided to re-release it as a result of popular demand:, , Rudolph the junkie reindeer Rudolph the junkie reindeer, Sniffed cocaine up through his nose,...

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antharrison 18.12.11 11:23pm
bonjonelson
Mrs Schrödinger leaves husband after inappropriate Christmas presents fiasco. 5
dominic_mcg 18.12.11 10:40pm
Sinnick
What's behind the EURO ?

The roots of the EURO can be found in its negative O'Rue., SInce its founding, it was believed the EURO to haven been developed on a suggestion from Theo Waigel, then Germany's Finance Minister....

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Hugh Nose 18.12.11 10:33pm
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Police seize collection of knives from terror suspect’s kitchen

A Birmingham man is being detained by anti-terror police after a raid on his home uncovered a ‘horrifying’ array of weapons, which included steak knives, a hammer, and an 8-inch serrated blade...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 18.12.11 10:26pm
Username
Emergency services prepare for traditional Christmas light aircraft crash 1
medici2471 18.12.11 8:35pm
medici2471
PM comes down against Nazis

The Prime Minister has made it clear that he is opposed to government members impersonating Nazi party members. "I'm determined that this is going to minimized in the government.", said David Cameron...

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apepper 18.12.11 8:16pm
apepper
Audi set to rebrand A5 on fifth day of christmas

Five gold rings....

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Hugh Nose 18.12.11 8:12pm
Hugh Nose
Sceptics say search for Suggs Boson is "Madness"

One step beyond!!!...

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virtuallywill 18.12.11 7:14pm
virtuallywill
Mary admits to IVF treatment 0
kga6 18.12.11 6:25pm
kga6
Startling rise in sobriety forces tabloids to strip Paul Gascoigne of AA status

After three consecutive quarters of disappointing sobriety, Paul Gascoigne is to lose his AA status, says credit worthiness news agency Standards & Phwoarr!. The effect could see the former...

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ronseal 18.12.11 3:40pm
Golgo13
French Lorry drivers to blockade Britain's credit rating

French Lorry drivers, farmers and government officials have stepped up their action against Britain, as disgust mounts at David Cameron's request for equality. An elite regiment of lorry drivers is...

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ronseal 18.12.11 1:58pm
Major Clanger
Newly uncovered Dickens tale 'eerily' prescient

Researchers at the British Library have discovered a previously uncatalogued manuscript of a novel by the 19th century author Charles Dickens. The 450-page manuscript, entitled [i]The Little Nation...

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Username 18.12.11 1:56pm
Major Clanger
Millions of dyslexic European anglophobes rush to join UK Uncut

Viewed through the prism of dyslexia, protest group UK Uncut has appealed to millions of Anglo-phobes across Europe, who. OFF TO WALK THE DOG NOW...

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ronseal 18.12.11 1:20pm
ronseal
Hillbilly scientists announce discovery of the Pig's Bosom. 0
wallster 18.12.11 1:03pm
wallster
The Killing II denoument: "God only knows" - Prof Hawking 0
Drylaw 18.12.11 12:41pm
Drylaw
Makers of the Oxford Dictionary no wimps/whimps

Disturbing footage from an upcoming BBC Panorama episode looking at modern dictionary-making techniques has been handed to the Oxford Police. The images are of organised 'cagefights' between...

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Username 18.12.11 10:25am
Username
UK Government's Red Herring quota increased 2
button 18.12.11 9:43am
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Clarification demanded as BBC launches 'Strictly Cruising Holidays'.

Senior Conservative backbenchers were said to be 'incandescent with rage' as BBC bosses unveiled plans to launch holiday breaks which offer fans an opportunity to cruise with their favourite dance...

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charlieworth 18.12.11 6:12am
charlieworth
TOTP2 renamed as BOTP1 0
antharrison 18.12.11 12:14am
antharrison
S&P pleads to extend credit rating system by one letter as Cameron declared CUN 0
antharrison 18.12.11 12:13am
antharrison
Global warming questioned as S&P rates January as BRR 0
antharrison 18.12.11 12:02am
antharrison
Mystery body identified in Jerusalem; Christmas cancelled

Following forensic identification of a mystery body discovered in Jerusalem, the Pope has announced that Christmas is to be cancelled...

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apepper 17.12.11 10:47pm
apepper
Mcfly finally does the double 0
simonjmr 17.12.11 10:04pm
simonjmr
SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed 2
Smart Alex 17.12.11 9:15pm
JohnA
ITV to show "humorous" sitcom

eventually...

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virtuallywill 17.12.11 7:51pm
virtuallywill
SAS storm London Zoo - two gorillas killed, and all ostriches released unharmed

Oops - double post...

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Smart Alex 17.12.11 7:42pm
Smart Alex
Three Kings Arrested At Heathrow Passport Control

Balthazar, Melchior and Kasper, members of the Saudi Royal family were today held by the UK boarder control agency for trying to enter the country under false pretences and also for gold smuggling....

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Immunis 17.12.11 7:27pm
Priapic Dyslexic 'somewhat concerned about Large Hardon Collider' 0
Smart Alex 17.12.11 4:41pm
Smart Alex
Couple heartbroken after mistakingly putting god particle in the wheelie bin 1
irregular apple 17.12.11 3:33pm
Golgo13
New software can predict Simon Cowell insult 0
irregular apple 17.12.11 3:19pm
irregular apple