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Royal Wedding on hold until Kate's lawyers finish negotiating pre-nup. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Meeting of SPL clubs agrees Scottish football should be 'less shit' 0
dogwheels 4 years
Nation's pavements take a pounding as millions of fatties start one-day diet 0
dogwheels 4 years

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News of the World journalist suspended for doing what he was told 0
dogwheels 4 years
The Archbishop of Canterbury is to marry Prince William and Kate Middleton 0
flyerblade 4 years

Straight quote from the BBC news website for the obvious joke "The Archbishop of Canterbury is to marry Prince William and Kate Middleton at their forthcoming wedding, St James Palace discloses."...

Sort rubbish, says council: bottles, cans, organic, paper, garden waste, cats... 0
Doylem 4 years
Shops announce run on Creme Eggs. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
RSPCA to get involved in unemptied bins dispute. More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Vice-captain Cook rediscovers Australia... 0
Doylem 4 years
William & Kate announce soap-style wedding plans 0
ianslat 4 years

Prince William and Kate Middleton today revealed plans to hold a soap-opera style wedding in April. ‘We feel that the country needs a lift at the moment’ explained the Prince, ‘and everybody...

‘I didn’t get where I am today,’ teleportation machine inventor admits. 3
malgor 4 years
HMV to rebrand CDs as novelty beer mats... 3
Doylem 4 years
"Don't pray for rain to avoid test match defeat" urge Queenslanders. 0
riesler 4 years
Breast implants lead to higher risk of pregnancy say researchers 4
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Nokia taps the Silver Surfer age group with the launch of the Nandroid phone 6
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Featuring an indestructible, dribble resistant casing with permanently attached strap, the buttons are extra large and run from A-Z rather than a QWERTY keyboard. The quietest setting is 85 decibels...

infidel muslim clerics demand stronger blast-for-me legislation in Pakistan 0
4ty2 4 years

to show that the propagation of the holy word by the blast is more powerful than the failed propagation of the bible by the sword., The Pakistani government is trying to combat religious tensions by...

Bristol Police: “We’re disappointed. The garlic bread didn’t turn up either”... 0
Doylem 4 years
In the hunt for the missing sock police arrest several tumble driers. 1
Ian Searle 4 years
HMV launches '3 stores for the price of 2' offer 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
7/7 firefighter jailed. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

He thought that two of his drug mules were on the bus, police reveal...

Deadly virus of 'builder's bum' disease spreading 0
Trickster 4 years

butt cheeks everywhere...

Bristol police baffled by 2-for-1 pizza deal... 1
Doylem 4 years
Rioters who came face to face with Camilla urged to seek medical advice 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

Police last night urgently requested that the yobs who stared Camilla directly in the eye should contact them immediately as they may require urgent medical attention. Releasing photographs of the...

First pizzas now ski socks police admit murder hunt now an episode of Seinfeld. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Bristol police suspect whoever employs Max Clifford, did it 0
simonjmr 4 years
Gas Safe accreditation for porn film plumbers... 4
Doylem 4 years

Jeff Ogilvy, Head of Mildly Patronising Safety Advice at RoSPA, voices his concerns. “A woman, no matter how skimpily dressed, should ask for a plumber’s ID before letting him through the door....

Cameron to tackle rubbish crisis by tactical deployment of Wombles 0
Ludicity 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced that he will deal with ‘Rubbish Mountains’ that have piled up in regions of Britain by sending in teams of Wombles to clear up the mess. ‘The Wombles...

Eccentric loner community shuns Jeffries for being too plausible. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

A motion at this year's AGM of the Bristol chapter of Creepy Weirdos voted today to rescind Christopher Jeffries oddball status due to his unsuccessful attempt to get himself arrested for a murder he...

Police sent to John Lewis for politeness lessons and McDonalds's for crabbiness 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Chinese men set record for standing in ice, but fail to get cold weather payment 0
Ian Searle 4 years