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MPs draft in Theresa May after GS4 boss fails to turn up to answer questions 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.07.12 8:33am
Duncan Biscuit
First Olympic swimmers find German team’s towels already at pool side 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.07.12 8:32am
Duncan Biscuit
10 year waiting list for Bash Street school

Frustrated parents in Beanotown have complained about the admissions policy of a local school. "It' ridiculous; some pupils have been held back for the past 70 years so there are thousands of kids...

apepper 17.07.12 8:10am
Noah 'humiliated' as all ark occupants revealed to be male. 0
kimllfixit 17.07.12 8:00am
Population growth down to migrants brought in to carry torch

Britain's population boom is solely down to the train loads of migrants brought from Eastern Europe to haul a fire round the highways and byeways of the UK., "To be fair, who in their right mind...

grottymonty 17.07.12 7:31am
Extinction fears as Britain's milkmen down to last 3 breeding pairs

Once an abundant sight in the early hours of the morning on the Streets of the UK, the indigenous populations of milkmen have declined, to almost extinction. Some observers even report that there are...

simonjmr 17.07.12 7:29am
Sexed Up Versions Of Classic Novels On The Way.....

Gives a whole new meaning to "Wuthering Heights."...

Jesse Bigg 17.07.12 7:00am
Jesse Bigg
Texas death row inmate revises “unachievable” travel bucket list

Condemned murderer Jed Murray accepts his incarceration in the Texas State Penitentiary made his “50 places to visit before I die” bucket list unachievable. “I managed a side trip to the Grand...

Yikes 16.07.12 9:37pm
The Masked Frog
Beatification may be just down the road for the Olympic Flame

With a little over a week to go before the games’ opening ceremony, the Pope is to fast-track an application for recognition of the Olympic Flame as a Saint. “Technically, there needs to be at...

dvo4fun 16.07.12 9:33pm
The Masked Frog
Inverdale may be off the hook after gaffe.

A leading sports presenter at this weekend’s athletics Grand Prix in London may face a BBC professional conduct enquiry, after asking an athlete a question that was neither trite nor predictable....

dvo4fun 16.07.12 9:24pm
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Bradley Wiggins carried round on dais when not cycling

It has been revealed tonight that Britain's maillot Jaune shoe in Brad Wiggins is carried round on a dais by his teammates when not actually cycling. Not content with being lead up hill and down dale...

grottymonty 16.07.12 9:23pm
custard cream
Olympic flame - now just buggering about waiting for Olympics to start

LOCOG officials have confirmed that the torch has been everywhere they wanted to go and are now just "hanging about in the Home Counties"...

grottymonty 16.07.12 7:46pm
FA Respect Committee fails to agree on correct spelling of (k)nobhead. 1
Catch32 16.07.12 7:12pm
'Jesus Christ ... look at the ratings' says Lloyd-Webber. 0
MADJEZ 16.07.12 7:08pm
Man With Erectile Dysfunction Selected For Limpprick Games. 3
arthurminnit 16.07.12 6:50pm
Sponsorship & 400m Hamburger Hurdles are "completely unrelated" claim organisers

Olympic organisers strongly denied yesterday that their newest track event, in which runners pursue a speeding wire-pulled hamburger before wrestling rivals to the death for a bite of it, was in any...

NewSuburbanDad 16.07.12 6:40pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
David Beckham 'disappointed' with consolation role as Olympic bag-checker 0
Catch32 16.07.12 6:22pm
English defence league take over Olympic security as G4S phone in sick.

A week is a long time in politics. And so is a day. A day in which we have seen the entire workforce of security firm G4S phone in sick in the morning, and in the afternoon the entire English Defence...

The Masked Frog 16.07.12 6:14pm
Home Secretary not quite 100% about where she lives. 0
rustytruss 16.07.12 5:14pm
Hornby Model Railways awarded contract for electrification of Midland mainline 0
Mandy Lifeboat 16.07.12 4:59pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Torch relay on Isle of Wight told to "PUT THAT LIGHT OUT"

Don't you know there's a war on?...

Tomfinger 16.07.12 4:11pm
Olympic Village fete opens with whack the rat: Team GB take first Goldfish

Hat tip to Button who seems to be in bed with everyone at the moment...

charlies_hat 16.07.12 3:03pm
Chris Brown pens new porn novel 'Seven Shades of Shit' 0
bonjonelson 16.07.12 11:25am
2012 TV spoof slammed for not even getting close to a spoof.

BBC apologists have rallied round in support of the TV comedy 2012. "We briefed the writers to make it far-fetched but we simply could not have predicted cock-ups on such a grand scale. Scripts were...

Boutros 16.07.12 11:25am
Troops to get Olympics Conflict medals

Soldiers serving in the militarised East London Province will be awarded medals on completion of their Olympics tour of duty, the Defence Secretary announced today. The move virtually guarantees...

Boutros 16.07.12 10:56am
50 Squirrels of Grey - an insight into Team GB Squirrel licking squad 2
simonjmr 16.07.12 10:55am
Boris Johnson wins landslide election as London 2012 Olympic Village Idiot 0
charlies_hat 16.07.12 10:13am
Woman arrested as 'terrorist' after not caring about Olympic torch in her street 0
kimllfixit 16.07.12 9:35am
Olympic security guards fail "trainers are ok" test

G4S  group confirmed today it had taken on an extra 3,500 personnel to safeguard Olympic sites,  but could not deploy them due to dress code interpretation difficulties. Recruits are struggling to...

NewSuburbanDad 16.07.12 8:47am
Tour de France cyclists blame P.M. Hollande for increase in road tacks

please accept my sincere apologies. I'm 84 you know...

Tomfinger 16.07.12 8:43am