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Dail Mail digusted that immigrant Panda's costing UK tax payer £660k a year

"What's more they are trying for kids, that means more benefits and a greater burden of the UK tax payer" More soon...

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simonjmr 05.04.12 3:06pm
simonjmr
Minister warns proposed 'Cub benefit' could lead to surge in Panda population 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:49pm
Underconstruction
Leper colony starts fund-raiser for Samantha Brick

A Leper colony in Africa has put its money where its mouth was, and agreed to come to the aid of struggling 'beauty', Samantha Brick. Hounded by people with a basic grasp of manners, Brick is...

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05.04.12 2:48pm
cinquecento
Pandas failure to mate 'not a black and white issue' 0
Underconstruction 05.04.12 2:32pm
Underconstruction
Bus driver placed on Sex Offenders Register for tossing off four schoolboys. 0
weematt 05.04.12 2:29pm
weematt
Costly 'Eating blunder' Pickles mistakes Faberge egg for Cadbury’s Cream egg

more later...

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dvo4fun 05.04.12 1:06pm
dvo4fun
"Bear with me" in call centre drama

When Janine Diggle of South Shields said “bear with me” to a Barclays telephone customer, she didn’t realise how true those words were about to be. That’s exactly what she said a caller to...

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nickb 05.04.12 12:58pm
beau-jolly
Shocking Sexual Statistics revealed today by 'Offknob', the sexual regulator

Today the sex regulator has revealed new statistics that shows nearly half the population have a sex addiction, Adding that the other half have 'a vagina'...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:41pm
theadministrator
Half of drivers confused by highway code - explained as being women

A survey has revealedcthat half of all drivers misunderstand part of the highway code. A spokesman for the Jeremy Clarkeson survey company said that this could be explained when it was realised that...

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apepper 05.04.12 12:33pm
apepper
"When in Rome" gag finally understood by US News anchor, Ron Burgendy

I know, I Know..Im having a bad day...

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theadministrator 05.04.12 12:32pm
theadministrator
Al Qaeda capacity crippled as CIA hackers disable their porn filters

A major blow has been struck in the War on Terror as Al Qaeda operatives worldwide have been laid low as CIA agents successfully planted a worm that disabled the porn filters on their iPads and...

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Yikes 05.04.12 12:14pm
Yikes
"Beautiful" Samantha Brick to change her name to Thickasa 8
Lucy4 05.04.12 11:55am
bonjonelson
Countryside Alliance slams H&M's use of copse-like model 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 11:53am
cinquecento
Mating punctuality problem as Edinburgh Zoo panda eats and leaves 4
charlies_hat 05.04.12 11:17am
charlies_hat
A depressed crustacean cured by listening to famous band

Blue Oyster Cult...

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GillsImp 05.04.12 11:12am
GillsImp
male pandas search for mating widow. 0
arthurminnit 05.04.12 11:11am
arthurminnit
Edinburgh Zoo duped by bogus Chinese Official discover Tian Tian is a Fiat Car 2
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 10:44am
Scronnyglonkle
Dullest possible indie band name located by scientists

The excitable ranks of guitar based indie rock are abuzz, following confirmation that the dullest possible band name for the genre has been located and copyrighted by researchers at Leeds University....

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Skylarking 05.04.12 10:34am
ianslat
Google and Carlsberg create augmented reality glasses - The Beer Googles 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 10:23am
simonjmr
Teenage pregnancy solved by adding panda hormone to Clearasil 0
charlies_hat 05.04.12 10:22am
charlies_hat
Samantha Brick insists, "I'm more than just a Pin Up Girl for Lego Men" 0
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 10:18am
Scronnyglonkle
Male pandas question scientific basis of once a year mating window 0
cinquecento 05.04.12 10:01am
cinquecento
Abu Qatada to be deported as hose pipe ban is extended to Jordan

.., with a hat tip and a ripped out fingernail for scronnyglonkle...

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cinquecento 05.04.12 9:53am
cinquecento
Scientists confirm "beer goggles" transplant to Samantha Brick a success 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:33am
simonjmr
Bristol council to send "Sex Litter" collected from Clifton Downs to aid Pandas 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:29am
simonjmr
Daily Mail found guilty of employing trolls - Littlejohn, Brick and Moir 0
simonjmr 05.04.12 9:24am
simonjmr
Syrian Army brought in to enforce hose pipe ban 0
Scronnyglonkle 05.04.12 8:54am
Scronnyglonkle
William and Kate to be given one more chance to mate 1
LittleSpender 05.04.12 8:54am
Underconstruction
Sovereignty of Falklands to be decided by 'Its a Knockout' competition

Foreign Secretary William Hague has announced that the much-disputed issue of sovereignty of the Falkland Islands is to be resolved "Once and for all" with an 'It's A Knockout Special' between 'Team...

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Underconstruction 05.04.12 8:52am
Underconstruction
Edinburgh zoo resorts to Rohypnol and a Brazilian wax for Tian Tian 0
pere floza 05.04.12 8:11am
pere floza