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90% of fatties now overweight or obese 0
Nick McCarr 22.11.11 11:47am
Nick McCarr
People of Egypt to resign

After several days of unrest, the population of Egypt today announced its intention to resign at the earliest opportunity. ‘It has become increasingly clear that we do not command the respect of...

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Long Distance Clara 22.11.11 11:47am
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Case against Tower of Pisa construction company falls over 0
Nick McCarr 22.11.11 11:37am
Nick McCarr
Rise in suicide attempts in hospitals may be linked to the 'Lansley Loop'

-'he makes us sicker', claim patients...

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writinginbsl 22.11.11 11:35am
writinginbsl
'Tomorrow's neutrino experiment undermines laws of physics'

Boffin confirmed yesterday...

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Scroat 22.11.11 11:07am
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The Ginger Strikes Back

The bizarre attempt by Prime Minister, David Cameron, to imitate the broad accent of Australian Prime Minister, Julia Gillard, may have wider diplomatic repercussions than was originally thought. Mr...

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mick_mack 22.11.11 11:01am
Flexicon
Chancellor gets feudal with return of the Groat

Back from bank crusades, the Chancellor has acknowledged rising poverty by reintroducing groats in conjunction with a reduced tax rate for peasantry. Tax relief for self employed vassals and VAT...

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vertical 22.11.11 10:49am
vertical
China accused of "Pandaring to the West". More soon. 5
Al OPecia 22.11.11 10:03am
charlies_hat
Man who failed to keep up payments on funeral plan

accused by wife of ‘losing the plot’. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 22.11.11 10:00am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Missing: reward offered for lost British work ethic 5
vertical 22.11.11 9:55am
riesler
Bell Ringers Vote to Strike 5
Immunis 22.11.11 9:49am
riesler
Recession news: sagging breast augmentation industry

appeals for government support. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 22.11.11 9:47am
riesler
Judge rules it’s okay to swear at the ‘fucking pigs’

A Crown Court judge yesterday ruled that expletives directed at a police officer could not be considered offensive ‘because the rozzers are all fucking scum’. ‘I do not believe that it is a...

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Long Distance Clara 22.11.11 9:21am
Long Distance Clara
Man unable to sue airline over ruined luggage - doesn't have strong enough case 4
Smart Alex 22.11.11 9:12am
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Upset as Real Madrid beat Barcelona into third place in Spanish election 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:04am
Duncan Biscuit
Russell Grant refuses to say if his elimination from ‘Strictly’ was a surprise 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Red Cross organises emergency air lift of tents to Tahrir Square protestors 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:03am
Duncan Biscuit
Crazed ambassador cuts off diplomatic ties 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:01am
Duncan Biscuit
Amnesty says Egypt is corrupt and repressive but still great value for holidays 0
Duncan Biscuit 22.11.11 9:00am
Duncan Biscuit
Pigs foil lone wolf plot 2
iRonA 22.11.11 8:25am
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Terry's All White selection is fastest selling Christmas chocolate box 0
kga6 22.11.11 7:12am
kga6
Victoria Beckham's interior designer redesigns her interior

In a move that has sent shock waves through celebrity circles, style guru Victoria Beckham has taken interior design to a whole new level by having her own interior redesigned. Now living in Beverly...

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Gong of Fur 22.11.11 1:21am
mick_mack
Jonathon Ross explains why he's changing his name to Rory Ramiro

It was a bold move that many industry insiders were calling ‘career suicide’. Now, in an exclusive interview, British TV presenter Jonathon Ross speaks out for the first time about his decision...

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Flexicon 22.11.11 12:43am
mick_mack
Government to underwrite mortgages (on MPs second homes) 0
Smart Alex 22.11.11 12:30am
Smart Alex
Taliban leaders condemn "Daily Mail Law" : barbaric and inhuman

A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the "barbaric and inhuman" regime of "Daily Mail Law" and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of...

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steve_l 22.11.11 12:22am
FlashArry
Headline writers vote to strike.

No more to follow...

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reforse 21.11.11 11:50pm
CJWorkman
Mail on Sunday denies phone hacking, insists all stories are entirely fabricated

More to follow...

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reforse 21.11.11 11:46pm
CJWorkman
Revolutionary new cleaner will kill 'other 0.1% of all known germs' 8
Perks 21.11.11 11:27pm
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Miliband surprised at low valuation of Ed Balls by Antiques Roadshow expert

Labour leader Ed Miliband expressed disappointment at the low valuation placed on his Ed Balls by the Antiques Roadshow but assured watching viewers that he wanted to sell him anyway. "He may not be...

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21.11.11 11:02pm
Police force to fast track hard nosed detectives who don't play by the rules

The head of the UK police force announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule breaking detectives who have an uncanny knack of bringing scum bags to...

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Shandy 21.11.11 10:41pm
writinginbsl