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Gary Stanton 4 years
Hugh Bonneville's triumph won't start. 0
be reasonable 4 years
England Sure to get the Ashes this summer 0
Rowly 4 years

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Severely drunk community demand rights, extra chili sauce no salad 13
Golgo13 4 years

Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime...

New Monty Python app launched by Apple - iMalumberjack 0
John Wiltshire 4 years
Nato threaten to deploy P.C Simon Harwood in Libya 3
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Sun journalists seek "Snooperinjunction" to pry into celebrities affairs 1
simonjmr 4 years
Reports suggest Ryan Giggs "took the bullet" for Wes Brown. More soon. 0
MC One R 4 years
Cameron criticises tie with US as having too much star & stripes pattern on it 0
Basil_B 4 years
Britain’s Got Talent Child Labour Shock 0
philbobhepple 4 years

Orphans Bribed With ‘Family and Pet Dog’ To Perform. Producers of talent show ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ have come under fire after they were accused of recruiting children from local...

Cause of Volcanic eruption put down to explosives laid by Harold Camping 0
Basil_B 4 years

Icelandic police revealed today the actual cause of the volcanic eruptions that are currently causing so much disruption in their countries airspace. They were apparently caused by an elderley man...

Armed Police to patrol railways and underground looking for newspaper sellers 0
virtuallywill 4 years

gentle tap later...

Nemo 4 years

The truth behind Ryan Giggs's desperate attempt to silence Imogen Thomas is finally out. As the public speculated yesterday why on earth a footballer would try to cover up a tawdry affair with a...

John Wiltshire 4 years
Beelzebub complains to UN about increased use of 'no-fly' zones... 0
be reasonable 4 years
Rapture delayed until October due to volcanic ash cloud... 0
be reasonable 4 years

"I can't even see the bloody Christians from here, let alone lift them up to heaven," said God...

Prince Charles unmasked as father of Harry 0
pere floza 4 years
Rodallega credits fan with Wigan's Premier League survival 1
Tristan Shout 4 years

It was Hugo Rodallega's 79th minute headed goal that gave Wigan the win at Stoke City on the final day of the Premier League season, and with other results going their way, ensured Wigan's place the...

Shock as Twitter reveals that rich footballers enjoy sex with attractive women 3
jp1885 4 years

After challenging British privacy laws after unveiling the subjects of super-injunctions, social networking phenomena Twitter is once again at the forefront of controversy by revealing to millions of...

Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named 12
rickwestwell 4 years

In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the...

Oops... 0
be reasonable 4 years
BBC criticised for 'intrusive talking' during documentaries. 0
be reasonable 4 years

The BBC has been inundated with complaints about 'loud and incessant' talking during documentaries, sources claim. "I couldn't believe my ears" said one complainant, Wayne Peters, an unemployed...

Cod War escalation: Iceland enforces Scotland 'no-fly zone' 0
Izziere 4 years

In a dramatic escalation in tension following the Cod War of the 1970s and 1980s Iceland has tried again to impose a no fly zone over Scotland. Iceland's Minister for Fisheries and War, Sigmundsun...

Iceland praised by media for having a 'pronounceable' volcano erupt this time 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Rooney: "Is her granny still alive?" 0
antharrison 4 years
Osama bin Laden spotted in the Irish village where his ancestors came from. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Dr Ant solves your problems 4
antharrison 4 years

Dear Dr Ant Every morning I wake-up with a dreadful hangover after drinking two bottles of vodka and 15 bottles of sauvignon blanc the night before. I am constantly feeling sick and have developed...

Large Hadron Collider to solve fundamental secret of the Big Society 1
roybland 4 years

CERN is to use its Large Hadron Collider In an audacious attempt to crack one of the deepest mysteries of the universe  -  the fundamental meaning of David Cameron's Big Society.,  , 'We realize...

Obama and Queen both bemoan shit holidays 2
virtuallywill 4 years

No more world leaders to visit Eire soon...

Ryan Giggs nominated for 'Spurts personality of the year' 0
antharrison 4 years