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Blue Circle F.C draw with B&Q 1-1, but win on aggregate 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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New Bob Geldof diet... 0
be reasonable 4 years

'I don't like sundaes'...

Injunction on Jordan donwgraded from Super to Just Really Really Good 0
ronseal 4 years
Tony Blair honoured for pioneering technique of spinning in someone else's grave 0
ronseal 4 years

Tony Blair's graveyard sound bite technique has finally been recognised by his opponents. He's to be rewarded in the next honours list, for his pioneering work, copied by all parties, for spinning in...

U.S. admits it should have checked Bin Laden's house sooner. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

No more soon...

Study shows "they always come in threes" except when it's a one-off 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

or there's only two...

Environmental outrage as bin laden with rubbish dumped in ocean 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Bin Laden's last words 'F***ing Playstation Network, why did I give my details' 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Police pathologist Freddy Patel finds Bin Laden 'died of heart disease' 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Bin Laden raid almost failed after wife "thought she heard someone downstairs" 0
pippip 4 years

or should that be wives...

Peter749400 4 years A Whitehouse spokesman today denied claims that the mission to kill Osama Bin Laden was planned and executed based on a leaked copy...

Time Team discover unusual burial at sea while searching for ancient Arab ship. 2
MADJEZ 4 years

Channel 4 series Time Team have made an exciting archeological discovery while filming a special episode in the middle east. They were searching for a 6th century Royal Arabian dhow lost in a storm....

Ted Lowe dies - black day for snooker. Or, if you're watching in colour, 'blue'. 6
rickwestwell 4 years
Gaddaffi's speeches "being written by Joan Bloggs". More soon. 3
Al OPecia 4 years
Generation X - Y boundary defined by Angry Birds versus Lemmings debate 1
acwanaut 4 years

More soon - oh no!...

Latest White House photos show Obama is Darth Vader. 1
MADJEZ 4 years

Photos released today show Presdent Obama wearing the familiar black cloak of a Dark-Side Jedi Knight. It is thought he took off the familiar shiny black helmet so the rest of the room could hear...

Hillary Clinton to keep tabs on Bill by mounting camera on his helmet. 11
Qoxiivi 4 years
Pakistani Navy Seals find Amelia Earhart and Glen Miller living in Georgetown 0
acwanaut 4 years

Killshot came with the first note of 'in the mood'...

Father admits his teenage music angst meant it took ages for him to get laid 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

“Its all very well walking around discussing the Noir side of music but it kept the girls away” admits Tom Ecclestone, 44 to his son Dom, now 14 during their “birds and bees discussion”...

Bin Laden raid first success for US Military's new 'Hollywood Corps' 1
4 years

The raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound was painstakingly planned and directed by the US Military's new Hollywood Division, it emerged today. "Fighting wars is an expensive business" explained a...

Uk Govt Relief that Bin Ladin wasn't living in Reading on Benefits 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

The government were saved embarrassment when it now emerges Bin Ladin wasn't living in the uk on benefits. "We really don't know who has benefits nor can we be sure of their true identities. Its all...

Coroner rules Ian Tomlinson's death was 'Unlawful kicking' 0
antharrison 4 years

More soon - this will an interesting one to follow. Some may remember I wrote a ticker which said 'Man who killed policeman faces disciplinary action'...

Cameron criticises Bin Laden's affluent lifestyle 0
antharrison 4 years

He asks how can an evil man who has brought misery to millions live in an expensive house in an affluent area and enjoy a life of protectionism and luxury. He then went on to criticise Bin Laden....

Apprentice 2011: winner won't have to use Amstrad phone 0
4 years
Man found alive in the belly of a giant fish. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Journalists fear public 'not arsed' about negative spin on good weather 0
4 years

Journalists in Fleet Street held an emergency meeting today, to discuss the public apathy to negative stories about warm weather. "The general public are displaying an alarming lack of fear about...

Bin Laden's secret location was discovered by Wikileaks 1
acwanaut 4 years
Warren commission fly into Pakistan to officially review Bin Laden assasination 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Al Jazeera TV worry how loss of biggest star will affect advertising revenue. 19
MADJEZ 4 years
Greenpeace retrieve rubbish dumped by U.S Navy Ship 0
virtuallywill 4 years

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