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Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 09.01.12 7:43am
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 12:03am
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 08.01.12 11:53pm
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 08.01.12 8:30pm
Ed Balls ticked off with Tourette's label

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apepper 08.01.12 7:54pm
Cameron attributes Tourettes remarks to ‘cultural differences’

Language used ‘doesn’t have offensive overtones for someone with his background at Eton’; lack of familiarity with ordinary English life means that Prime Minister ‘can’t be expected to...

muchofamuchness 08.01.12 7:05pm
Camden Man Loses Life But Finds Keys. 0
sredni vashta 08.01.12 6:56pm
sredni vashta
Meryl Streep to play Arthur Scargill in The Anthracite Man 2
roybland 08.01.12 6:36pm
Headline writers agree, 'man with tourettes' is a great ticker 1
Perks 08.01.12 4:20pm
Dignitas to provide a mobile clinic for people in rural areas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.01.12 3:37pm
Mrs T

Apparently new movie The Iron Lady has had to be given an 18 certificate,as it’s unsuitable for miners! film at 11...

waggy 08.01.12 3:31pm
New Hope As Cameron Fails To Insult a Minority Sector For 24 Hours

After weeks of coaching and strict censorship, David Cameron’s aids at last feel they have achieved a goal that many thought could never have achieved in the course of a single parliamentary term. ...

Deimos 08.01.12 12:05pm
“Balls? Balls!"

Says Tourette’s Society...

John Ffitch-Rucker 08.01.12 11:41am
Cameron set to have his chin implant removed

It is no secret that much of Cameron's pondering power comes from his exquisitely executed hand-on-chin pose, seen time and time again when questioned are raised. But little known to most of the...

kga6 08.01.12 11:01am
Telegram senders save 10% by taking out all the stops

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apepper 08.01.12 8:23am
Nick McCarr
New £500 coin to explain LBW law

The Royal Mint is to release a new £500 coin with a detailed explanation of the LBW law on it's reverse. "LBW has always caused some confusion and it's hoped that the new coin will make things much...

apepper 08.01.12 8:21am
Nick McCarr
Spain admits Mayan calendar could well have gone beyond December 2012...

'if we hadn't destroyed their civilisation before they'd finished writing it'...

Smart Alex 08.01.12 8:20am
Nick McCarr
Blacks in administration - Diane Abbott blames white conspiracy 4
pere floza 08.01.12 12:49am
'I'll have a tea please God' says Hollness as he settles into Heaven.

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MADJEZ 08.01.12 12:42am
Heat on Diane Abbott confirms Hawking's theory 2
medici2471 08.01.12 12:08am
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia
Nurses urged to "look" at patients. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems made to wear bells in public

"Look out it's a turncoat run away run awayetc"...

Psycadelic Squirrel 07.01.12 9:29pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Getting PIP breast implants is not playing the Health Lottery, says minister. 0
dominic_mcg 07.01.12 9:12pm
Talent competition "very easy to judge"

Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been "very easy" to reach. The...

Andrew 07.01.12 8:51pm
Obama moves USA to a single time zone

In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American...

brownpaperreporter 07.01.12 7:34pm
Meals For One Re-Launched As "Meals For The Socially Independent" 0
sredni vashta 07.01.12 6:12pm
sredni vashta
Unknown man defends his leadership of the Opposition 3
MT Bucket 07.01.12 6:05pm
sredni vashta
Police receive midnight complaint as Blacks pre-packed and sold for sport 0
medici2471 07.01.12 6:00pm
Incompetent orchestra leader faces misconduct trial 3
button 07.01.12 5:24pm