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Party manifestos to be displayed in plain packets with government health warning 4
Ludicity 4 years

New election rules mean that all political manifestos will be required by law to be displayed inside plain white packets with a prominent health warning. Politicians will no longer be able to...

Tories accused of cutting too far with shorter nights. 0
OldThingy 4 years

When the clocks go forward for daylight saving time Animal Activists have protested this is a cut too far. Not only will we lose an hour in the morning we also lose an hour of darkeness in the...

James Nesbitt to play James Nesbitt in major new TV series 4
Des and Stan 4 years

Popular actor James Nesbitt is to play James Nesbitt in a major new six-part thriller on BBC 2. James Nesbitt is an irascible, wisecracking, straight talking Ulsterman who doesn’t suffer fools...

"Charlie Sheen Snorted My Hamster" 0
SP Faz 4 years
Japanese Radiation Leak: Godzilla fears creation of new enemy mutations 0
nilbymouse 4 years
Japan praised over tsunami footage 0
nilbymouse 4 years

Lessons have been learnt since the 2005 tsunami when footage was 'amateur at best'...

James Nesbitt to play Sean Connery in Biopic. More shoon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Hurricane latest: Interpol raids series of butterfly lairs, dozens arrested 0
ronseal 4 years
Up and coming artist refused U.S. Visa for not being outstanding enough 0
markmypaper 4 years

stage name "Withered Hand" insists he is not a wanker...

Public sector unions reject plan to make their members work until 5 9
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
If tsunami hits Hawaii, it's because God's angry about Obama lying about being 8
Oxbridge 4 years

born there. Or something like that. Say Republicans...

LA Clinic customizes Fit or Fugly IPhone App for baby scans. 0
SP Faz 4 years

Abortions are increasing at an alarming rate as the application Fit or Fugly is being used at 20 month pregnancy scans. DR Carl Steiner from the California baby unit says' ‘with the latest 3D...

Government to target 20% reduction in employment by 2012 0
Sinnick 4 years
Libya Latest- UK to Send Mary Poppins DVDs 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

but not anti tank missiles...

Dante B 4 years

It is being reported that the recent tsunami off the north east coast of Japan was not caused by an earthquake but was, in fact, created by a vengeful group of whales and dolphins. From his cave,...

Teletubbies Move Into International Space Station 0
Q William Bacon 4 years

Po is hungry. He is getting some Tubby Custard. But he forget to turn on the centrifuge! Silly Po. Now custard is floating all over the galley! There are so many things to learn when you move...

Guardian website sacks poof-reader 7
pinxit 4 years
Bespectacled man bisected in pen verses sword showdown. 0
Worth 4 years
Season 7 of Lost with cast in snorkels and aqualungs 'much easier to understand' 1
Hurrumph 4 years
Chloe Madeley suffering from chapped lips 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Website ICorrect launched to 'set record straight' says founder, Miss Whiplash. 2
pinxit 4 years
Ceredigion pub calls in archaelogists to prove there is an elephant in the room 0
simonjmr 4 years
Acupuncturist acused of torture by sticking needles in his victims 0
OldThingy 4 years

In his defence he told people they would be better after feeling a little prick or two. His accusers stated that he was running a sharp practice, needling clients and trying to pin blame on those...

Cricket latest - England blame dew-ish conspiracy 0
riesler 4 years

More wickets soon? Probably a lot more extras...

I Tweet, You Twit, They Twat [Or, sorry I have no title for this post] 4
DrTurmoil 4 years, Jeff Crivens, @BigDaddy Location: Richmond, Bio: The Gordon Ramsey of inventory solutions management!,...

Unions lift strike threat following assurances that Phil Collins' retirement age 0
ianslat 4 years

won't be raised...

Charlie Sheens workmate Jon Cryer responds after getting a real good put down 0
markmypaper 4 years

from dad Barry...

Queen hoping Kate Middleton pregnant by Xmas to prevent Heir Line fracture 0
simonjmr 4 years
Malawians rage against farting Bill and warn Ben he shouldn't look so smug 0
markmypaper 4 years
Superinjunction is so strict no one sure who or what it's about. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Everything injuncted later...