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True Conversations are the best.. Clocks going Forward 1
Rowly 3 years

Wife."are the clocks changing Sunday", me "yes dear", Wife. "which way are they going", Me."backwards Dear", Wife "what time will they change?", Me " to be precise, about 1 o'clock", Wife...

Fragment of Clegg's orginal Desert Island Discs list discovered. 0
BillyBitzer 3 years

, 6 - Leader of the Gang - Gary Glitter, 7 - Any Dream Will Do - Jason Donovan, 8 - I'll Do Anything for Love but I Won't Do That - Meatloaf Book - [s]Animal Farm, [/s] something liberal - ask...

Ryanair announce fast-food restaurant chain "O'Donnell's" 10
Sinnick 3 years

Michael O'Leary, the popular CEO of Ryanair, has today unveiled a plan to compete in the fast-food business. The restaurant chain is to be called O'Donnell's, to compete directly with McDonalds. It...

UK Prepares For Switch To Government Mean Time 0
IABP 3 years
Lifers 'not happy' about putting clocks back 0
roybland 3 years
If Take That was Culture... 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

wouldn't it be getting a government grant?...

Takethatitis now claims 1 million victims 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years
President Obama Tells Americans To Prepare For New Ground Xerox 0
IABP 3 years
Broadband in Wales is slower than transmission of STD between Sheep 1
Rowly 3 years

According to a Welsh Assembly report, they also get more Ram...

Out of hand joke retrospectively for breast cancer 0
Andrew 3 years

A group of students at the University of Salford courted controversy recently with raunchy Facebook profile pictures, later deemed a stunt to raise awareness of breast cancer. Experts believe there...

Families stuck on Legoland ride were "bricking it" says spokesman. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Air-mile meters proposed for private jets 0
hero2zero 3 years

Hard luck Andy!...

Virgin Super-Broadband to undercut business flights abroad 0
hero2zero 3 years
Cameron protects British taxpayers by spending 450 million quid in Brussels... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Hallowe'en scare for parents over cost of tacky masks, costumes and fake blood 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Suspicious package at East Midlands Airport is correctly labelled suitcase. 0
tl72uk 3 years
Austerity measures finally hit the Royal Family as the trooping of the colour 0
Basil_B 3 years

will now have to be done in black and white...

Adult males "are probably already extinct" 0
andhrimnir 3 years

according to Mrs Hrimnir. Strange emphasis on the "adult". Anyway back to my new project. A device that cools or heats bottled liquid to 10 degrees. Liquid propane and a temperature sensor that...

Camelgate films are proud to introduce Osama Bin Ladens first venture into films 0
arrghgarry 3 years

"The men that shag goats " Arabic film critics give it two thumbs up ...

In Brief - BBC realise they have no library footage 0
MC One R 3 years

Whilst compiling yet another pointless report for another tedious angle on the Spending Review, a BBC researcher was astounded to discover that the BBC picture library does not actually contain any...

Las Vegas Casinos are simply fronts for investment banks 1
siram 3 years

The Nevada Gaming Control Board today published its results of a two year investigation into the going on behind the scences in some of "The Strips" biggest casinos. Unknown to the majority of the...

Housing benefit badges plan 2
arflaethel 3 years

George Osborne, announced that those in receipt of Housing Benefit would be obliged to wear yellow badges on their clothing, The chancellor recommended that the Claimants be forced to wear the...

Bono to sue Google after revealing he still hasn't found what he's looking for 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

New Mum who wants best for baby? New Breast Express for the Mum on the Run 3
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Breast Express for those caring but forgetful mothers who want baby to have breast milk but too busy or have forgotten to pack their own expressed milk Yes, Breast Express allows you to text ahead,...

Osbourne to cut hour long "benefit" to 40mins on Sunday 0
danhall 3 years

Blames New Labour for "Wasting time"...

Perfectionist art forger rumbled after 'making' Tracy Emin's Bed 2
dicky37 3 years

[More soonfrom prison, apparently]...

Safety campaigners urge Government to allow gun stores in motorway services 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a subtle change of tack today, the AA urged the government to allow the carrying of lethal weapons during motorway journeys An AA spokesman says “we have lobbied Government endlessly to reduce...

Jedward concert tour classed as Torture by UN 0
simonjmr 3 years
Old age pensioner surprises everyone by getting 0
arrghgarry 3 years

younger you know...

Rooney's plan to spend his recently signed 5 year contract injured, gathers pace 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

just to piss Ferguson off...