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Exclusive photo of George Osborne and advisors planning 2013 budget

21.03.13 9:39am
Celebrities starting to mourn the loss of free tabloid publicity

As the dust settles on the arguments over press regulations, well known personalities up and down the country are now pondering a future without the libellous, salacious and often fictitious...

Perks 21.03.13 9:15am
Eton old boys reunion cancelled due to clash with G20 summit 0
Terry 21.03.13 8:58am
Researcher Identifies Sherlock Holmes Descendant - And He's A Policeman

A researcher working for satellite TV's 'Ancestry Channel' announced yesterday that he'd successfully identified the last remaining blood relative of legendary Baker Street sleuth, Sherlock Holmes,...

Martin Shuttlecock 21.03.13 8:11am
Cameron and Osborne to get futility treatment on NHS 4
Terry 21.03.13 8:01am
Chancellor’s Budget: Independence for Liverpool

The Chancellor has today astounded critics by proposing that the City of Liverpool is to be forcibly given independence from the UK. He further announced the construction of a 20 mile wall in the...

Sinnick 21.03.13 5:11am
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Yikes 21.03.13 5:02am
Chancellor Assists British Film Remake Industry by Scrapping Pastiche Tax

Roger Moore soon...

mugwump 21.03.13 1:19am
Highways Move to keep Highways Moving

You would be forgiven for thinking that the biggest cause of delays on our roads, and cause of resultant road rage, are the increasing number of retarded drivers who insist on slowing down to...

Big Ben 21.03.13 12:31am
Midnight Dreary
Chancellor celebrates UN happiness day with the budget

No more soon...

Not Amused 20.03.13 11:58pm
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Big Ben 20.03.13 11:40pm
Big Ben
James Herbert funeral to have sex scene about a third of the way through

In a poignant statement, the family of deceased horror writer James Herbert announced today that the author's funeral will contain a "full-on sex scene about a third of the way in", followed, after...

Midnight Dreary 20.03.13 11:19pm
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Tom Tom ends unsuccessful endorsement deal with One Direction... 0
deskpilot3 20.03.13 11:04pm
Jim Davidson arrested on comedy charges 3
AReader 20.03.13 10:53pm
Li-Lo advised to Li-Lo on a Li-Lo

Troubled 26 year old actress Lindsay Lohan was told by her frustrated Del Air Prosecutor today “You don’t seem to understand, we’re all worried about you, and just want you well again.” To...

Big Ben 20.03.13 10:50pm
Big Ben
Blow to Osborne as Haiti refuses to cancel UK's debt 0
Terry 20.03.13 10:45pm
Pope on a Rope to make global Christmas comeback

"Soap on a Rope", that trusty 60's shower room accessory and stocking filler of last resort, is understood to have inspired a remarkable vatican enterprise just in time for next Christmas. In an...

BewsNiscuit 20.03.13 10:42pm
Tearful George Osborne “enormously grateful for all the suggestions”

The Chancellor of the Exchequer spoke movingly in the Commons today about the sheer volume of helpful advice he received when writing the Budget. “Clearly, the views of constituents are useful, but...

dvo4fun 20.03.13 10:42pm
Cyprus to boost honey production in "Plan Bee"

More to follow...

apepper 20.03.13 10:31pm
Less schools teaching grammar 2
Terry 20.03.13 10:14pm
Michael Owen: Simply the best

“Michael Owen: simply the best. So spoke casualty nurse Steven Oakes late last night when asked to reflect on the former footballers numerous appearances in A&E throughout his career. “Oh...

irreverendJ 20.03.13 10:05pm
Midnight Dreary
Roles reversed as altar boy kisses the Pope’s ring 1
Gary Gonads 20.03.13 10:00pm
1p a pint cut in beer duty triggers wild celebrations all over UK 0
custard cream 20.03.13 9:37pm
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Man with nervous tic buys four houses at auction by accident 0
Gary Gonads 20.03.13 9:30pm
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Diet plan promising 100% loss of bodyweight is flawed, say critics.

Nutritionists working in the United States claim a new diet plan will allow followers to lose 100% of their unsightly body weight. “Never before has a diet system been able to promise so much,”...

CulchaVulcha 20.03.13 8:33pm
Osborne to impose tax on people who can't spell his name

No 'U' turn...

Terry 20.03.13 7:49pm
Budget Rating Agencies upgrade Britain from Omnishambles to Oligoshambles. 0
reforse 20.03.13 6:22pm
Fantasy Football manager to get opportunity to manage Blackburn

Blackburn today have announced that Steve Kean will be sacked immediately as managaer following the diasterous start to the 2011 / 12 Premiership season. The Indian poultry and pharmaceutical giants...

simonjmr 20.03.13 4:21pm
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Science news: aN element of confusion discovered in periodic table. 7
sigmund 20.03.13 2:39pm
Wine Drinkers Riot As Chancellor Announces Free Beer for The Workers 0
Titus 20.03.13 2:28pm