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10p returned to carrot after lengthy roadside justice campaign. 0
Deacon 4 years
Myleene Klass clones self. 4
Deacon 4 years

In a final bid to monopolise all TV and Radio broadcasts until the end of time the unavoidable media personality, smirker and "musician" has manufactured 700 biologically exact copies of herself. ...

Entire generation deleted as Save the Children forgets to back up its data 1
Qoxiivi 4 years
Bin Laden killed ingesting an uncooked bullet 0
simonjmr 4 years
Vince Cable to launch male neckwear collection : Cable ties in shops this Autumn 0
simonjmr 4 years
Violinist with London Philharmonic Orchestra killed by dyslexic Mossad agent. 0
be reasonable 4 years
ICC seeks to arrest Gaddafi for bringing cricket into disrepute. 0
be reasonable 4 years

More confusing acronyms soon...

Malcolm Tucker "was present in Situation Room". More soon. 5
Al OPecia 4 years Third from right, seated, just after shouting "shoot the fucking fucker!!!"...

Circus clown, seen gasping for air in restaurant, reveals he “was only choking" 1
Qoxiivi 4 years
Lloyds loses three and a half billion 0
greg various 4 years

"But hey, who cares? There's plenty more where that came from."...

Fergie rings up Mourinho for tips on losing disgracefully to Barcelona 0
Basil_B 4 years
Swindon driver with 39 points :'Actually a railway line' 1
antharrison 4 years
Richard Dawkins "used to be one half of Hinge and Bracket" 0
Deacon 4 years

Speculation continued today that the freakish-voiced rent-a-boffin honed his gift (for banging on about things long after most people have lost interest) by publicly debating doilies and being of a...

Syrian government forces launch Alternative to Voting campaign 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Obama relents and agrees to send Arsene Wenger a trophy photo 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Sarmer Bed Linen to be re branded. 0
arthurminnit 4 years

Ahma Dinner Jackets expected to follow suit...

Computing power increased by a third by introduction "3" to binary 14
gaijintendo 4 years

I know I know...

Kindle unveils absorbent pad for finger-lickers 3
allmyownstunts 4 years

Jeni B will want one...

"Osama still dead. Will and Kate still married", claims 24-hour news channel. 1
bonjonelson 4 years

more of the same soon...

US agrees to release photos of Bin Laden 0
antharrison 4 years

After the award of a contract to Newsbiscuit photographic editor "Red" the US has agreed to release two photographs of the deceased terrorist leader. The first photograph shows Bin Laden waving the...

Al Gore: “Osama burning his rubbish was the last straw.” 2
Qoxiivi 4 years

Former presidential candidate and y-axis enthusiast, Al Gore, has claimed he gave the final order for Bin Laden’s assassination after learning of the terrorist’s failure to cooperate with local...

Cliches in crisis as flea phones in sick 7
ianslat 4 years

The global network of cliches has been plunged into chaos today following the news that a flea, previously considered to be the fittest of all creatures, phoned in sick today. 'It's true' admitted a...

Abbott-abad.... Do doo be-do-do 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Abbott-abad, Do do-do do, Abbott-abad, Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do! I thangyoo (Only really works when you think of Obama pronouncing it 'Uhbuttobard')...

Cashless Bates buys Leeds from sellers unknown to him - Prem rules now satisfied 0
SteveCut 4 years
Bin Laden's final message reveals support for NO to AV Campaign 0
simjel 4 years

Days before the 2004 US Presidential Election, an 18 minute video-message released by Osama Bin Laden, the terrorist leader, former FBI most wanted and Al Qaeda's Got Talent runner up, boosted George...

'Bin Laden played for our local cricket team' says Abbottabad captain 5
pinxit 4 years

As more details begin to emerge about the world's 'most wanted' terrorist leader's life while hiding in the affluent and pleasant town of Abbottabad, sixty miles north of Pakistan's capital...

Sub withdrawn due to some other bugger getting in first. 2
wallster 4 years

Must review subs before posting!...

Sarah Palin slams Obama for only killing Bin Laden once. 0
Deacon 4 years
Katie Price files first Inverse Super Injunction 4
acwanaut 4 years

Forbids the press not to detail every part of her private life...

Massive coconut sweet discovered in massive coca-cola nut's suite 2
Screenie 4 years

A Hat tip to 'Manifestations of Baboonery' so big that the tip actually touches the floor. And i'm only wearing a Fez...