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wilkieone 15.03.12 9:11am
Obama and Cameron visit a basketball game, and decide to throw some hoops

President Barack Obama and David Cameron visited a basketball game in Ohio, they loooked to be getting on very well during the game, sharing hotdogs and chatting., the converstation turned to the...

wilkieone 15.03.12 9:06am
David Cameron 'sorry' for confusing President for 'the butler in Fresh Prince'

Number 10 has been forced to apologise to The White House today, after money-rich but culturally-poor Etonian David Cameron, handed his bags to US President Barrack Obama, and greeted his wife...

Perks 15.03.12 9:02am
Weight Watchers to be renamed "The Hunger Games" to attract younger audience

Scenes some viewers may find disturbing, depicting older fat women have been removed to get it down to a 32c size 8 rating...

Ian Searle 15.03.12 7:29am
Dickens or Shakespeare
sectret courtroom proceedings to be released on DVD in aid if poor lawyers

the whole clegeroon affair of secret justice proceedings discovered to be modelled on the success of the secret policeman’s ball with commercial exploits of the video material...

4ty2 14.03.12 9:35pm
Argos catalogue finally sinks Encyclopaedia Britannica

After 244 years the print edition of Encyclopaedia Britannica has finally succumbed to competition from the Argos catalogue. 'It was inevitable,' said Percy Booker, who used to sell the 32-volume...

roybland 14.03.12 9:33pm
Secret papers reveal Churchill gave order to 'draw-down' troops from Dunkirk

Previously classified War Office papers show that Churchill himself gave the order to stage a 'tactial withdrawal' from the beaches of Normandy in 1940. The 'draw-down' of troops, using a hastily...

Mandy Lifeboat 14.03.12 6:41pm
Dudley fails to win official upgrade from 'Down' to 'Shitty' 0
Oxbridge 14.03.12 6:28pm
Bear Grylls to host naked barbecue show. 0
JETFAB 14.03.12 6:27pm
Basildon upgraded to bog hole; mayor delighted

The mayor of Basildon has expressed his delight at it's upgrade in status to bog hole...

apepper 14.03.12 5:56pm
Boris Jonhnson tells wife he keeps 91% of marriage vows

just not the shagging other women one obviously...

Mandy Lifeboat 14.03.12 5:42pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Chelmsford upgraded to City, Basildon upgraded to boghole

More to follow...

apepper 14.03.12 5:11pm
Salford's Media City UK explodes as viewer presses wrong red button 1
Nails UK 14.03.12 4:56pm
Russell Crow flies into storm

A bird-shaped black plastic kite tethered to a pole outside a London office has flown into controversy after a row over naming rights. A company newspaper revealed that the pigeon-scarer had been...

Midfield Diamond 14.03.12 4:27pm
Midfield Diamond
Universities in chaos as students turn up to stage "day of action" 4
OllieP 14.03.12 4:18pm
Head scratching at Thames Water over where they might find water during drought 1
Smart Alex 14.03.12 4:10pm
Tech-savvy toddlers 'falling over themselves' for BBC's 3D-eebies

Britain's toddlers and babies are making a beeline for the latest 'must have' home entertainment craze, following successful trials of the BBC's new 3D children's channel. 3D-eebies is available...

14.03.12 3:12pm
Now Obama will let Cameron play with his Lego

President Barack Obama will today let David Cameron play with his Lego and possibly have a go on his Nintendo DS. Already Cameron has had a ride on Obama's aeroplane and has been to a basketball...

roybland 14.03.12 2:49pm
Gourd Almighty
John McCririck humanely shot at Cheltenham after spraining ankle 3
charlies_hat 14.03.12 2:38pm
Gourd Almighty
Lady GaGa decides on wedding dress made entirely from spam 2
charlies_hat 14.03.12 2:17pm
Othello- The Obama Version

OTHELLO REWRITTEN, (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Dramatis Personae, IAGO- Advisor to Othello - played by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago –...

14.03.12 2:17pm
Cameron jokes that Afghan War is 'hard to win'

British Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted he is struggling to win the war in Afghanistan, calling it "fast and furious". In a joint interview with the president at half-time during a...

theadministrator 14.03.12 12:44pm
Cameron delighted to fly with Obama on Airforce 1!

but 'puzzled' to find Harrison Ford in aeroplane toilet?...

theadministrator 14.03.12 12:42pm
Sky HD Subscribers "overwhelmed" by fact that they can receive the F1 channel

This weekend, millions will tune in to watch a Grand Prix simply because Sky Broadcasting has provided the channel free to HD subscribers. Sky viewer Barry Jones of Walsall is typical of many, "I...

grottymonty 14.03.12 12:41pm
Twinnings sponsor Lady Grey-Thompson to come out of retirement for 2012 Olympics

more later. Sory. Anyone seen my coat?...

dvo4fun 14.03.12 12:19pm
Accountant adopts "Lion Fricasse" name to add adventure and excitement to life 0
simonjmr 14.03.12 12:06pm
Astrologer forecasts "Nothing happening at all tomorrow, nada, zilch" for Virgos 0
Nails UK 14.03.12 12:02pm
Nails UK
New police water cannons just an excuse to get around hosepipe ban 0
ianslat 14.03.12 11:51am
Obama impressed with Good Ol' Pal Dave

"We had just the darndest time together, I swear," said President Obama enthusiastically as he waved farewell yesterday to his new best friend, Britain's PM. Standing on Washington Airport's runway...

Drylaw 14.03.12 11:10am
Nuclear catastrophe as physicist attempts to combine pasta with antipasta 2
Smart Alex 14.03.12 10:44am