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Newsbiscuit flurry of activity set to subside 0
Pinhead 4 years

as lunch break comes to an end. In about 4 (or 34) minutes...

Catherine Zeta Jones-Douglas has rare Tripolar disorder 0
simonjmr 4 years
Newsagent shocked as someone asks about counter sweet jar charity 0
Basil_B 4 years

A newsagent from Blackpool was recovering from shock today after being asked a question about the charity he was collecting for in his make shift old sweet jar placed on the counter., 'The day was...

Bipolar claims over Michael Palin after he visits both Arctic and Antarctic 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Spurs to go through to final of champions league by default... 0
Screenie 4 years

after Real Madrid fails authenticity test...

God Banned for Causing Too Much Trouble! 0
numerounachica 4 years

A results of a recent survey among the population of the UK has given a boost to the B.A.R party., BAR, (Ban All Religions) which used to be considered very much a minority movement has gained...

NHS Scrapped – Total Shut Down of All Hospitals Saves Massive Amounts of Money! 11
numerounachica 4 years

In the light of the recent budget cuts, and the savings made by scrapping minor operations for wisdom teeth and the like, David Cameron is today expected to announce the devastating news that all the...

Giant buttocks found carved on the other side of Mount Rushmore 22
jp1885 4 years

The United States have woken up to what has been described as ‘the greatest indignity the free world has had to suffer’ after park rangers at Mount Rushmore National Memorial discovered four...

Poor people suffer from Manic Depression – Bipolar disorder too expensive! 0
numerounachica 4 years

Hollywood Consultant to the stars, Trey Carcinoma says, ‘Like M.E and other syndromes, famous actresses are suffering from this disorder more and more. Luckily, because they have teams of nannies,...

Faulty handbrake to blame after new MG rolls off production line 4
Gerontius 4 years

No more please...

Horror writer holed up in isolated backwoods finishes novel without incident 0
jp1885 4 years

A troubled writer of supernatural tales has confounded his fans by returning from his sojourn in an isolated New England backwater not only with a fresh and healthy outlook on life but also a fully...

BP abandons AGM after failing to cap leaking tea urn 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
SSE CEO seriously ill in hospital 0
Pinhead 4 years

Ian Marchant, CEO of Scottish and Southern Electric is still in intensive care with two cracked ribs and a collapsed lung following the interuption of his speach to senior board members yesterday. ...

Lansley apology in full:'I'm sorry you're too thick to have it explained to you' 6
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Chelsea’s ‘jewel in the crown’ actually worth a fraction of its £50m valuation 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Cameron promises to reduce immigration and employment to 1980s levels 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Women's Institute vote- 'You know what, shop bought is cheaper and nicer' 11
Ironduke 4 years

Norah Hepplethwaite, Honorary Harridan of the Inner Temple of the Hertfordshire Women's Institute, spoke enthusiastically for the motion. She railed "I'm heartily sick of grinding my way through...

Burglar who 'came through third-floor window'... 3
be reasonable 4 years

praised for his virility, then sentenced to three years...

Your Mother-in-Law's toothbrush ~ perfect for that hard to reach anal itching 1
Ironduke 4 years

More mischief soon...

Yemen Security Police hunt joker with marker pen and fondness for letter 'S'... 1
be reasonable 4 years
Police find cat-burglar asleep in laundry basket... 2
be reasonable 4 years
OAP's struggle with living 0
tonyhill 4 years

Pensioners are finding it hard to cope with living , with 47% saying they are "just alive", research suggests. In a study for Age UK, 11% described themselves as finding it difficult or "really...

Zeta Jones diagnosed Bipolar II. Douglas's ex claims a share of sequel profits. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Diandra Douglas ex-wife of Hollywood legend Michael Douglas has extended her legal claim to earnings from the legend's film career. Under the terms of their divorce Diandra was given half of any...

Mr Brain's announce Kobe Bryant sponsorship deal 0
SteveCut 4 years
Immigration clampdown! Gillian Duffy appointed 'State Immigration Controller' 0
SteveCut 4 years

Clegg comments with some relish, "and if she doesn't change her policies every hour I'll be on her bloody back.", Brown said to be 'mortified.', More sort of bigotry expected soon...

Czech Exchequer planning Klaus state visit to S. Africa to inspect diamond mines 0
SteveCut 4 years
Google announces plans to make all the world's free web content more affordable 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Doctor says that Ian Tomlinson 'died of natural police violence' 4
John Wiltshire 4 years

A doctor who was told by the police to say that if he wanted to continue practising then to find that Ian Tomlinson died of natural causes today reported that Mr Tomlinson had died of natural...

Farmer paints sheep orange to prevent rustling... 3
be reasonable 4 years

"we can still hear them" complain neighbours...

Injury Lawyers 4U Examine Small Print Of Billy Murray's contract 0
Johnny_Mack347 4 years

TV advert frontman Billy Murray attempted to call in some favours from the team of expert lawyers he's been promoting for the last 18 months at Injury Lawyers 4 U after his wife suffered a horrific...