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Dahl family member arrested over drugs found at chocolate factory 1
Screenie 14.09.11 12:58pm
Qoxiivi
Sepp Blatter "Its gonna take a big paper bag to get me to step down"

more bungs soon...

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grottymonty 14.09.11 12:36pm
grottymonty
The Great and the Good Attend London Alms Fair

Sharply dressed men and women representing every niche of the alms industry arrived in London Docklands this week for 'Income Defence and Security International', a bi-annual London alms fair. The...

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TokyoTomato 15.09.11 7:53am
Golgo13
‘Fake orgasm detector is almost there’ say boffins

A team of research scientists at Bradford University have finally developed a high-resolution thermal imaging sensor that can accurately tell if a sexual partner is faking her regular Friday night...

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Gerontius 14.09.11 12:44pm
writinginbsl
Hard of hearing Richard Reid wades into shoe bomb homes agument.

More to follow...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 11:14am
spoole2112
Architects complain over size of Great Britain

‘It simply isn’t big enough,’ explained architect Geoff Crabfoot,‘We suggest the minimum size a kingdom needs to be to comfortably house four countries is 249450 SQ kilometres, at just...

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Screenie 15.09.11 9:32am
Screenie
Architects attack shoebox homes: most killed, others captured. 0
Ostsee 14.09.11 10:43am
Ostsee
Tesco's porkies exposed

Advertising gurus at the very big Tesco company were condemned after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote 'green' sausages. Having been called to the supermarket giant's Cheshunt...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 10:12am
spoole2112
Architects say new houses designed by Architects are 'shameful shoebox homes' 2
simonjmr 14.09.11 10:00am
Screenie
Greece! You're the one that we don't want, the one that we don't want, o, o, oo

From the new musical: Greece! [i]Angie Merkel and Nicky Sarkozy are on stage singing and dancing around Georgie Papandreou. AM (pirouettes)[/i]:, You got bills., They're multiplyin'., And...

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Awkward Facts 14.09.11 3:22pm
vertical
Kabul rocked by the sound of B-52's

In one final attempt to rid the Afghan capital of its few remaining insurgents, the UN finally called upon the shock and awe capabilities of the beehive toting 80's American post-punk/pop rock combo...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 8:50am
spoole2112
Overworked Union bosses plan mass walkout

‘We simply don’t get paid enough to do this job,’ explained trade union leader Patience Jefferson, ‘with the state of the economy and all the government cuts there’s always some group that...

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Screenie 15.09.11 12:43pm
Gerontius
Dahl family launch 'landscape our garden as well' appeal

must think we are Twits...

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writinginbsl 14.09.11 1:35pm
beau-jolly
Debt riddled clockwork toy manufacturer faces winding up order 6
Iamthestig 14.09.11 6:21pm
Al OPecia
Strauss-Kahn loses sponsorship deal "No longer a good fit" says Levi. 0
dvo4fun 14.09.11 7:36am
dvo4fun
Irish Catholic Bishop bashed for challenging celebacy law 1
antharrison 14.09.11 12:22am
rikkor
Microsoft 'Soffit 8' OS takes computing to higher level 2
Pagantroll 14.09.11 7:30am
Pagantroll
Britain Will No Longer Be Great If Brussels Has Its Way

"We will fight them on the beaches," as Churchill famously once said, and before long it might just come to that, if as is being reported today, bonkers Brussels bureaucrats soon pass a new law on...

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Duff 15.09.11 7:16am
Duff
RSPCA raid illegal Jason Statham farm

RSPCA officials working with the police uncovered a secret Jason Statham farm yesterday, in the Welsh border town of Wrexham. Over two hundred Jason Statham's were taken into care, and several had...

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Runestone Cowboy 15.09.11 9:52am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Police "IT literacy not in doubt" as 6 more book on-line for Kenya (in the sun).

More freebies soon...

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dvo4fun 13.09.11 7:39pm
dvo4fun
Phone hacking committee recalls Johnny Marbles. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 13.09.11 7:05pm
dominic_mcg
Man with 20/20 vision sees cricket everywhere

Now where did I leave my coat?...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 13.09.11 6:41pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Police deny the possibility of a lowering of literacy standards 1
greg various 13.09.11 7:21pm
dvo4fun
IOW Man Launches £500,000 Appeal to Save His Shed

Isle of Wight Resident and unpublished author Keith Plum yesterday sent out an impassioned plea to save his beloved shed, as he launched a campaign to raise the £500,000 that he says is needed to...

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Quaz 13.09.11 6:05pm
Quaz
Deja Vu as studio announces 'Groundhog Day' sequel again

Columbia Pictures yet again announced to the Hollywood industry press that a sequel to the classic feel-good comedy [i]Groundhog Day[/i] is already in the works and set for release in early 2013....

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Mr Target 09.07.12 6:13pm
custard cream
Transport Secretary Philip Hammond to introduce 'Rail Cycles'

Self-powered vehicles are set to become commonplace on the British Rail network. Hammond describes the new proposals as "exciting" in the Governments latest money saving suggestions for commuters....

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Pagantroll 13.09.11 5:14pm
Pagantroll
Those pears you bought last week are finally ripe

[Hey, don't just stand therequick go eat them now]...

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dicky37 13.09.11 5:17pm
Pagantroll
'Whale Meat Again' hits number 1 in Japsnese singles chart 0
martin2381 13.09.11 5:04pm
martin2381
NHS bans Chain Mail on safety grounds

Hospital staff in Wales have been told they can no longer wear chain mail while at work due to safety fears., There are concerns the material does not offer sufficient protection against sharp...

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Pagantroll 13.09.11 4:16pm
Pagantroll
Rescued dog thrown back in river

An elderly lady from Cookham Lock in Berkshire has complained to the BBC after a dog she was trying to drown in the River Thames was rescued by comedian David Walliams., The dog, a Labrador bitch by...

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Gerontius 14.09.11 2:36pm
DiY