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'Chavborgs' to hunt down and kill benefits claimants 0
la maga 3 years

The government has announced plans to add deadly cyborgs to the arsenal it has been building to fight the social evil of claiming benefits. It was Labour who first instituted the secretive program to...

William Hague Releases Sex Tape in Apparent Heterosexuality “Proof” 0
Ablative Fabsolute 3 years

William Hague yesterday announced the release of a marital sex tape amid continuing speculation of improper relations with a young male aid. Speaking in front of assembled journalists, the Foreign...

Reality cheques to be phased out by 2018 and replaced by plastic veracity cards. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Stiles only doing it to show he's got one,say 2010 England Squad 0
yussle 3 years
Fears of new financial crash as Florida Qur’ans flood global markets 0
tidris1 3 years

Financial markets opened this morning to massive sell-off after an unnamed Florida investor released a surplus of Qur’ans onto the global marketplace, sending the price of holy books everywhere...

French workers outraged at having to strike for two more years. 0
nealdoran 3 years
Boy Using Child As Human Shield Sanctioned By United Nations' Geneva Convention 0
Incompletely Hopeless 3 years

In a designated educational centre earlier today, James Hunt, 13, used John Hofstadter, 12, as a human shield during a paper-throwing campaign, prompting sanctions by the United Nations. "Mr. Hunt...

'Third World' Britains decide not to meet with Medievil religious sect. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

More bickering soon...

"Government Is Like 1984" says Drunk Guy at Party 0
Incompletely Hopeless 3 years
Public Sector Workers Won't Take 'Bone Idle' Slur Lying Down 0
IABP 3 years
UN chief injured in fall down stairs 3
JayGee 3 years

Sore Moon....

Noel Edmonds appears at TUC conference to offer up a deal or no deal 0
Basil_B 3 years

on behalf of Mervyn King...

Pope needing reality check after asking to meet Father Ted when in Ireland 3
Basil_B 3 years
Papal visit to Forest of Dean tests theorem "Does the Pope shit in the woods?" 0
cupid stunt 3 years
Chiles 'not mine' relief of former wife of ITV show presenter 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Every time I read about this 'Chiles mine' disaster, I think 'not any more, thank fuck', chuckled Radio 4's Jane Garvey...

'Unprecedented' ratings spike during advertisement breaks for ITVs 'Daybreak' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Holistic medicine has several shortcomings claims Government health advisor 0
simonjmr 3 years
Mervyn King downgrades his ' we let it slip' comment to ' we let it blip' 0
Basil_B 3 years

More financial under statements soon...

FIFA to probe ‘fake’ England match 0
ChrisHarrison 3 years

Football’s world governing body is to investigate allegations that a ‘fake’ England team played a World Cup match earlier this year. Following England’s 4-1 defeat to bitter rivals, Germany,...

Female butchers like their meat well hung and black 0
simonjmr 3 years
Butchers claim Lady GaGa dress badly hung and tasteless. 0
simonjmr 3 years
Obama finishes his new Children's book. George W. Bush still struggling with his 0
bonjonelson 3 years

moron soon...

Heroes Help Themselves. And Junkies Too! 2
BobSmith 3 years

Heroes Help Themselves. And Junkies Too! Heroin enthusiasts yesterday heaped praise on the British Armed Forces for assisting with their ongoing quest to obtain large quantities of their favourite...

Obama forms Coffee Morning Alliance to prevent further gains by Tea Party 0
Scroat 3 years

More mochary soon...

Fifa investigate " Fake " England team in World Cup fiasco 0
Mr.3374 3 years

"they were obviously unfit, unable to play for 90 minutes, it was boring"....

Textile manufacturers campaign to preserve dying languages 0
Sinnick 3 years
George Michael "was looking for Prince" when he crashed into Snappy Snaps store 1
Scroat 3 years
Pope unwittingly schedules audience with Rowan Atkinson 0
Scroat 3 years
MoD: Cuts mean Humpty Dumpty cannot be put back together again 0
KimKali 3 years

Changes in strategy and funding are putting the renewal of Humpty Dumpty at risk it was revealed today. A damning MoD report shows one in five of all the King's Men being replaced by axes, with...

Pope to demand £5 pensioners specials on Tour of Britain 0
simonjmr 3 years

Wallace Arnold to sponsor the Popemobile mystery tour as the Holy See tour of Europe rolls into Great Britain. The Vatican has denied that E4 has approached the Pope to be a guest on Coach Trip....