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Homeless guy dropped by The Guardian after he fails to notice passers-by

The public face of a homelessness support campaign known only as "John", a homeless man from London, has been dropped by The Guardian after readers complained that he did not notice them as they...

jamsieoconnor 02.10.12 9:00pm
Teacher rules out sanctuary in Ecuadorian Embassy

The teacher arrested on suspicion of abducting 15-year-old Sussex schoolgirl Megan Stammers says he will not seek refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy. Jeremy Forrest, 30, was arrested in Bordeaux,...

roybland 02.10.12 8:38pm
Nunnion Splendacular
Oktoberfest to be renamed Septemberfest to reduce number of smug corrections

Because it is [i]actually[/i] in September you see. That's where you went wrong...

gaijintendo 02.10.12 7:38pm
Historians believe 8th century 2 for 1 deal on dykes was a limited special Offa. 2
wallster 02.10.12 7:36pm
Jeremy Hunt
Dragons to invest in portable defibrillator company. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 02.10.12 7:14pm
Documentary makers: 'Savile should have faced trial by jingle jangle jury' 5
Idiot 02.10.12 7:05pm
American Airlines passengers asked to bring aboard their own lawn chairs

In the wake of several instances of airline seats detaching from the aircraft while in flight, American Airlines passengers are being asked to bring aboard their own lawn chairs or camp stools and...

wwwiz 02.10.12 6:39pm
Abu Hamza's signs of failing health disappear after rub down with Duraglit 3
cinquecento 02.10.12 6:38pm
New Channel 5 show: Justin Lee Collins is Jimmy Savile

In the first of his comeback projects, Justin Lee Collins will attempt to regain his nice guy persona by playing beloved children’s television presenter Sir Jimmy Savile. The biography will air on...

Hooch 02.10.12 5:47pm
Former BR executive admits 'It's not the age of the train we had to worry about' 1
medici2471 02.10.12 4:12pm
Half the Great Barrier Reef found to be missing. Scouser tour group quizzed 0
dvo4fun 02.10.12 4:00pm
Survey findings: Turns out that "parents' worst nightmares" not all the same. 0
dvo4fun 02.10.12 3:58pm
Hobby Bobby in murder attempt

Special Constable Peter Morris has been accused of attempting to murder the Chief Constables wife. "I was only following orders, we were at a charity function, I was takling to the Chief's wife when...

simonjmr 02.10.12 3:53pm
Lewis Hamilton claims Mercedes move ‘centred on cup holders’

F1 maestro Lewis Hamilton claims he has ‘finally matured’, and looks for more in a car these days, such as adequate cup holders. After spending several weeks looking through brochures, he’s...

02.10.12 3:51pm
Welcome to the Jungle

ITV bosses have hinted that Terry Weight will be amongst the contestants on the next series of "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here"...

busterjelly 02.10.12 3:39pm
Liam Neeson reports to be "KNACKERED" after hunt for Stammer. It has been reported this morning that the filming of Taken 2, has taken its toll on actor Liam Neeson. In a recent...

therealjoeowen 02.10.12 3:25pm
Bounty for anti-muslim film maker increases...

A second bounty has been offered to anyone who kills the film maker who angered the Muslim world., This news report can exclusively disclose that Jedward were behind the film, don't worry about the...

philthefunk 02.10.12 2:46pm
Bexhill residents outraged.

Bexhill-On-Sea, which has the highest concentration of centenarians in the country, has had it's resident's outraged and angered by the opening of a new NEXT in the town centre., It's not a clothes...

philthefunk 02.10.12 2:44pm
From Calculus to Cunnelingus

Megan Stammers tells her steamy story exclusively in this week's Sun. Or something...

Scroat 02.10.12 2:04pm
Charles Anyone confirms he's never been hit by Justin Lee Collins

TV presenter Justin Lee Collins (JLC) has told a court he has "never hit Anyone" in his life. A claim that was also confirmed by Charles Anyone who giving evidence on behalf of the alleged Bristolian...

simonjmr 02.10.12 1:31pm
Ricky Hatton marks comeback with bout against Jedward...'s not news, merely a wish...

philthefunk 02.10.12 1:21pm
Jeremy Forrest to be fined for taking child on holiday during term-time 0
Idiot 02.10.12 1:08pm
Dragons' Den Star Bannatyne tells hospital, "I'm out" 0
Ian Searle 02.10.12 1:02pm
Ian Searle
Jeremy Forrest wants ‘time and a half’ for taking on ‘out of school’ activities. 0
Tripod 02.10.12 1:01pm
“Permission granted”, say planners, “for dance hall on Jimmy Savile’s grave"... 0
Tripod 02.10.12 12:52pm
Dictionary corner: Savile, abbrev. e.g. "Jimmy’s a vile paedophile scumbag". 0
sigmund 02.10.12 12:50pm
Bounty raised (pt2!)

Police have confirmed that the reward for Gary Baldy, the country's most notorious cake thief, has risen to 'hundreds and thousands'...

philthefunk 02.10.12 12:49pm
Tom Jones puts Jimmy Savile into perspective - “It's not unusual” 0
02.10.12 12:47pm
World's infamous bigamist dies...

Chuck Confetti, the World's most infamous bigamist has died aged 61. He leaves 12 wives and 23 children...

philthefunk 02.10.12 12:46pm
Sex abuse victim

fingers the late Jimmy Saville,police have now incased his coffin in concrete after Savilles alleged victim says she was only getting her own back...

Dave Grigger 02.10.12 12:43pm
Dave Grigger