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Intellectually challenged militant-socialists bring down school hierarchy 2
fernandomando 4 years

The Isle of Wight branch of the Militant Extreme Socialist Society (“MESS”) today launched an unprecedented assault on the class system that it perceived in the local community. Employing a whole...

Final Olympic Bill "30 pieces of gold". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Jordan said to be flattered by the sudden media interest in her butt. 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Fears allayed as the Sun unleashes huge blast of hot air at Earth 0
pinxit 4 years

'No worries. We do it every day.' says owner Rupert Murdoch...

Man attacked by vicar wearing chicken costume said it was a blessing in disguise 4
wallster 4 years
Clegg faces power struggle as Larry the cat enters number 10 1
TerribleTim 4 years
Sun unleashes huge solar flare - Phew wot a scorcher 0
DiY 4 years
Police concern as ‘Pavement Burlesque’ craze takes city centres by storm 4
Skylarking 4 years The Police Federation has expressed ‘mild concern’ at the burgeoning Pavement Burlesque movement breaking out in city centres...

MPs commit Political Suicide 2
The Icon 4 years

In an unprecedented move guaranteed to cause outcry and outrage, members of Parliament were discovered slumped lifeless in the House of Commons, in the early hours., A spokesman for Dignitas...

As Britiains economy goes down the shitter George Osbourne denies 0
4 years

he has been fecally irresponsible...

Listing on Sex Offenders Register to to replace ASBOs as 'must have' accessory. 0
Doylem 4 years
After months out of the spotlight, Al Gore announces new series of Ted 0
4 years

ious lectures...

Danish police arrest ‘mad Prince’ over ‘Blonde in the Pond’ tragedy 4
Oxbridge 4 years

It was the mystery that had everything: love, intrigue, murder, insanity and feuding, all at the highest levels of society. But the drama that has fascinated all of Europe came to a swift conclusion...

Gattuso’s anger at treatment of Alex Reid spills over into Jordan attack 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Zinc can treat common cold but gold recommended for the more upmarket type 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Attempts to close North-South health divide 'have gone West' says report 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Iraq intelligence wasactually script of Austin Powers spin off reveals curveball 0
jm 4 years
Pro democracy riots spread to Luton 0
jm 4 years
Culture Secretary in Deed Poll Shocker 0
4 years
New cat in number 10, daddy-o 1
greg various 4 years

As a hep Cameron urges squares to join the beat society. "You've never had it so cool"...

Facebook now lets you fill your holiday photo albums with images from Google 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Archaeologist stumbles on ancient coins hidden underneath car-seat 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Berlusconi trial case : Prosecutor will have to make it stand up in court 0
Quaz 4 years

more later, oh yes, more, more, more, ohhhhhh!...

Dead prime-minsters 'turning in grave' proposed as new energy resource. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

A leading energy company has announced today that they have finally been able to harness the power of dead prime-ministers in their pursuit of a clean, unlimited supply of energy. Technicians at...

Welsh Vicars shocked at notion of "Same Species" marriages. More soon. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Fox apologises via Twitter to e-mail redundancy soldiers. #verysorry 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

G-love announces “Premiership style” school league tables 0
maurice0c 4 years

In a deeply unshocking announcement today the government’s education guru Mr Michael G-Love detailed the content of the new white paper on educational reform; “Back to the Good Old Days Chaps”....

Berlusconi to reduce the number of days in a year, backdated to 1990. 1
Griffin 4 years
Lib Dem's realising they "married a minger". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Katie Price offers to form coalition with Tories...

New cat arrives at number 10 0
4 years

We've just seen the new cat arriving at 10 Downing Street after a dirty rat was seen scurrying along outside number 10. Apparently it wasn't just any old rat as previously reported, it was George...