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Cameron Attacks Multiculturalism: Wight is not an Island 0
steve_l 4 years

Cameron Attacks Multiculturalism: Wight is not an Island In a stunning u-turn on previous policies, David Cameron stood up to say that Britain was a single nation, with no room for ghettoes, and...

Salmon migrate 'because they are thick' 10
Oxbridge 4 years

For years, it was one of the great mysteries of the natural world. Why do salmon of all kinds travel over such great distances and brave so many dangers to spawn in the exact place of their birth?...

Obama Threatens Boehner With "Righteous Pimp-Slapping" 0
Textbook 4 years
Old rockers 'sitting pretty' as they pile on hemorrhoid cream bandwagon 3
4 years

At a one-off gig in Oxford Street's Boots pharmacy, perennial rockers Aerosmith announced the release of an eponymous first hemorrhoid cream. The product, tag-lined 'Sittin' on the Edge', is the...

Stephen Merchant says at 6ft7" he is too tall for love and he is no Kobe Bryant 0
guffaw 4 years
Rebekah and Fergie release new version of “Toxic” 5
nickb 4 years

The UK’s two most famous disgraced redheads are to release a duet version of the Britney Spears classic: “The words could have been written for us”, said Rebekah Brooks in an interview with...

'And then I had to spoil it all by saying something stupid like splogalogapod' 8
nickb 4 years

Bill and Ben record Sinatras tribute...

Playstation game "Call of Duty 2" releases senior edition 1
Dumbnews 4 years
London Weymouth Airport braced itself for new flight routes 0
beau-jolly 4 years

Just a five short hours away, Weymouth is set to become London’s 6th airport., Having persuaded the International Olympics Committee that there was quick and easy access from the East of London to...

'Well, I never’ news: “Taxman bullies the innocent”... 0
be reasonable 4 years

also: jumping from tall buildings and high bridges not always good for health...

Devil suspends trading in American Souls. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Voice of speaking clock sadly passes away after third stroke. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
HMRC apologise for poor performance but say their job is really taxing. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Murdoch clone faces recall as Cybercorp fears CPU may malfunction 0
guffaw 4 years
Murdoch appoints former Iraqi Information Minister as deputy. 0
Concerned of Tawa 4 years
Booby's upgrade Spain's average bra size rating to a B 0
Ironduke 4 years

more ratings soon...

Losing professional poker player criticized for being unprofessional 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Plans to intergrate catholic priest into society go awry as his chaperones 0
guffaw 4 years

fail to convince him he is not the bastard in the black whose blood the crowd are baying for.On the upside he did get a couple of ballboys numbers...

Mick Jagger admits he has an average sized penis,it just looked small in Keith 2
guffaw 4 years

Richards large mouth...

Louise Mensch shock admission: "I was a human being before elected an MP". More 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Winehouse tribute act dies on stage. 3
be reasonable 4 years
Piers Morgan allegations: 'it's as if somebody dislikes him,' say baffled police 2
FraserWords 4 years

Detectives say they are baffled by attempts to implicate Piers Morgan in the newspaper phone hacking scandal., “It’s almost as if there’s somebody out there who doesn’t like him,” said...

Millions panic as US debt crisis may force them to cook their own food 4
Dumbnews 4 years
Young Kalahari bushmen embarrassed by 'dad rain dancing' 4
Oxbridge 4 years

For centuries, the Kung bushmen of southern Namibia have known what to do if a drought threatened their crops: dance in clockwise circles while improvising chants on a flat place at the edge of the...

Salford vastly improved by plane crashing in neighbourhood. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Cheering crowds celebrate first orgasm since 1993 6
FraserWords 4 years

Cheering crowds gathered in St Peter’s Square last night as the world joined in celebrating Mrs Bridget O’Reilly’s first orgasm since 1993., Smoke rose from the Sistine Chapel and bells rang...

Norway deaths "nothing" compared to suicides after listening to Morrissey 2
bonjonelson 4 years
View from the Mound - a hot lesbian's take on today's world news (7/27 edition) 12
SugarTits69 4 years

You’ve probably noticed that the gaps between my posts have stretched a little lately. I’m painfully aware of it myself. I just hope you’re able to find ways to fill these gaping voids. But...

Taxidermist brings catastrophe to industry award show. 0
Corrigan 4 years
Cyclist who hit car was texting, "i h8 ca" 0
Dumbnews 4 years