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Descartes' verdict on Rooney: He doesn't think, therefore he isn't. 0
dicky37 4 years

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Nation prepares for day of street parties to celebrate AV referendum 10
Ludicity 4 years

The British people are preparing to bring out the bunting for a day of street parties, fetes and carnivals to celebrate the chance to express their views on electoral reform. ‘May the 5th will be...

Charlie from Casualty to replace Andrew Lansley as new Health Secretary 0
Basil_B 4 years

In response to the 98% no confidence vote by nurses working for the NHS on current Health Secretary Andrew Lansley the coalition government have decided to replace him with Charlie Fairhead the main...

NewsBiscuit writer makes over obvious contribution 0
glass90 4 years

A NewsBiscuit writer today was accused of making a "really rubbish obvious contribution". The alleged obviousness concerns a submission about Wayne Rooney’s swearing incident. There are also...

Tories and Liberals unmasked in sham marriage clampdown 5
simonjmr 4 years

A senior Lib Dem councillor has warned that the sham marriage of the Liberal Party to the Conservatives could result in many Lib Dem councillors losing their seats on 5 May due to coalition policies ...

All-gay jury 'still out' 0
dicky37 4 years

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Yemen passes law banning the wearing of berets and strings of onions 1
Pinhead 4 years

Well everyone else is bloody doing it No more soon...

Struggling zip manufacturer managing to "keep things together", says spokesman. 1
MC One R 4 years
There's a Moussa loose aboot ma hoose 0
Pinhead 4 years

Exclaims Russ Abbot. From his holiday time-share. In Tripoli. Plausibly...

The Koran available online for you to download and burn your own copy 11
simonjmr 4 years
RAC cancels all leave in West Midlands as first MG for 16 years is produced 6
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Mubarak and sons request their detention to be in bungalows 0
simonjmr 4 years

That way they avoid nasty falls down stairs in the next 15 days More soon...

Horse whisperer just a "nay sayer" claims vet 2
simonjmr 4 years
Final blow for Mubarak as Grecian 2000 withdraw from sponsorship deal 0
SteveCut 4 years
Iran passes law banning the wearing of berets and strings of onions 6
rickwestwell 4 years
Bush begins war on terriers 8
Batmankoff 4 years

In retirement former president has began his war on terriers, sources close to George W. Bush have indicated today. "They are a threat to our very way of life, you're either with us or you're with...

Stageshow of Mr Men character Mr Tickle flops as no one laughs 0
Basil_B 4 years
Karzai warns Ed Miliband of ‘forgotten war’ between Blairites & Brownites 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Nurses pan Andrew Lansley’s NHS plans 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Defeat leaves Chelsea free to concentrate on coming 3rd in the Premiership 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gagarin: "Never nervous. Been driving Ladas all my life. Technology was proven." 1
SteveCut 4 years

50 years too late for this one?...

This post intentionally left ambiguous 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Much hyped Microsoft Crash Solution turns out to be "Turn it off and on again". 3
BillyBitzer 4 years
France veil arrest woman unmasked as Noel Edmonds in Gotcha return 0
Midnight Dreary 4 years
US to airdrop sachets of hallucinogenic Nescafé into Iran. 2
Qoxiivi 4 years

The US administration is to harness the well-documented arsehole-usurping efficacy of hallucinogenic beverages in an attempt to overthrow the Iranian regime, say sources close to the White House....

Superglue is “just glue” says Professor Brian Cox 0
FoxyCoxy 4 years

The New Voice of Science today announced that Cyanoacrylate, the “adhesive” discovered over 60 years ago by Kodak, was nowhere near as good as it was cracked up to be. “For a start, about the...

Record archivists find old recording of George Best singing... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Fifty ways to leave your liver...

Will Mellor to receive BAFTA lifetime achievement award. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Tory voters use Factor 50 to ward off AV rays. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Nick Clegg's photo replaced by Osama Bin Laden's on election leaflets 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

The Sheffield branch of the Lib Dems (aka Frank Skittlewaite) has decided to replace photos of Nick Clegg with that of Osama Bin Laden on their election leaflets, as they believe it will give them...