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Airport on St Helena expected to be ready in time for Sarkozy's arrival 2
medici2471 04.11.11 3:05pm
Ostsee
Anti-capitalist protestor starts “anti-capitalist events management company"

An anti-capitalist camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today the experience has inspired him to start “ProtestEx” – the world’s first event management company dedicated...

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NewSuburbanDad 04.11.11 2:25pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Greek PM delights G20 by rolling out first debt repayments in large wooden horse 0
pinxit 04.11.11 1:53pm
pinxit
Katie Price to star as new bond villain Twin Peaks. 0
godly1966 04.11.11 1:45pm
godly1966
Vince Cable apologises for leaving Liberal Democrat principles 'in the bin'

Business Secretary Vince Cable has been forced to apologise after a tabloid newspaper discovered that he had left bags full of confidential Liberal Democrat principles in bins outside his...

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The Paper Ostrich 04.11.11 1:06pm
medici2471
Simulated Mars mission team are now looking forward to resting and playing.

Their next mission is planned for the Milky Way, but only between meals...

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Ian Searle 04.11.11 1:01pm
medici2471
Greece threatened with expulsion from UEFA and Eurovision

Pressure on Greece to remain as part of the Euro mechanism has grown following the latest bombshell dropped by Sarkozy and Merkel. It has been revealed that if they do decide to leave the Euro, not...

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grottymonty 04.11.11 12:52pm
grottymonty
Anti-capitalists hit Sesame Street - brought to you by lower case letters t &g

Said Oscar the Grouch, "These people are living like animals!"...

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Ian Searle 04.11.11 12:37pm
tedweasel
OS map officials caught at Hooters while surveying mountainous local features

Explaining controversial expenses claims for evenings at Hooters, a raunchy restaurant and bar chain in San Diego, UK Ordnance Survey staff said the venue 'happened to be near their hotel while they...

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vertical 04.11.11 12:32pm
vertical
ITV takes out Super Injuction on Downton Cast List

After the identity of the character who is to die was discovered in a clear plastic bag in Vince Cable's dustbin...

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Ian Searle 04.11.11 12:23pm
Ian Searle
Confidential government files now available via Cable 2
Screenie 04.11.11 12:06pm
Al OPecia
Cable's bin laden 0
Screenie 04.11.11 11:22am
Screenie
Health and Safety concerns throws Greek 'knife edge' vote into chaos 0
thackaray 04.11.11 11:06am
thackaray
Remote control dogs set to be surprise ‘must-have’ gift this Christmas

A personal tragedy for 38 year-old Anthony Smith from Nottingham has inadvertently created what is predicted to be this year’s top selling Christmas gift – a full-scale, remote-control dog....

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04.11.11 10:38am
Sinnick
Recipe for "Cubby Broccoli" to be revealed in new Bond Cookbook.

It’s the world’s most famous signature side dish, ordered by every James Bond in every movie since the franchise began. Now the world will be able to make its own Cubby Broccoli at home, if...

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nickb 04.11.11 10:11am
nickb
Greek Prime Minister to offer voters referendum on referendum.

Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, has announced that, prior to accepting the EU bailout package, he will offer voters a referendum to see if they want a referendum. "It's all very well giving...

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seymour totti 04.11.11 9:27am
seymour totti
Greek PM can't decide about referendum; may put choice to electorate

Greek PM George Papandreou has indicated that he may not hold a referendum after all. "I really can't decide what's best.", explained Papandreou, "So I may have a referendum to decide what to do."...

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apepper 04.11.11 9:26am
seymour totti
Letwin tells Cable, ' bin there, done that' 0
Perks 04.11.11 8:30am
Perks
House prices blamed for alarming increase in semi-competent DIY

In the wake of falling property prices, home owners are facing the prospect of living to the end of their days with their own DIY efforts. Traditionally, households have been able to do a slapdash...

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Al OPecia 04.11.11 7:59am
US X Factor in crisis as Paula Abdul’s face splits

The first series of the X Factor USA was plunged into turmoil today with the shock announcement that Paula Abdul’s nose has quit the show. A number of prominent stars had been linked with the...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 04.11.11 7:48am
Gerontius
Daytime TV stars sued for causing "insincerity secretions".

David Dickinson, Alan Titchmarsh and Noel Edmonds have all today been instructed to pay an ITV viewer substantial damages following an horrific physical ordeal. Jason Reynolds who has never before...

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rocko 04.11.11 7:45am
Gerontius
Pakistan bowlers warned not to step over the line whilst in prison 16
charlies_hat 04.11.11 7:23am
Facebook bans employees from using Facebook 0
Dumbnews 04.11.11 3:13am
Dumbnews
Greece meltdown: Large slick appears in Aegean Sea

Or: Oil prices plunge after Greece meltdown...

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DorsetBoy 03.11.11 11:24pm
DorsetBoy
Pope to make Steve Jobs patron saint of alternative medicine. More soon. 1
JBM222 03.11.11 11:04pm
rikkor
Pakistan cricketers apply for bails

Following a discussion with lawyers, three Pakistani cricketers convicted of cheating have applied for bails; the judge is stumped...

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apepper 03.11.11 10:33pm
charlies_hat
No job no jab

The government has admitted that mass flu inoculation is no longer financially viable.., The elderly and infirm are to be advised to spend at least 3 hours per week on public transport, preferably...

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medici2471 03.11.11 8:28pm
medici2471
Air kisses may be responsible for spread of air Aids claim scientists 0
simonjmr 03.11.11 8:00pm
simonjmr
Pentonville 'odds on' for next year's "Inter-prison Cricket Cup" 1
dvo4fun 03.11.11 7:56pm
Fathers "are all motherfuckers" say scientists

well they are...

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nickb 03.11.11 7:33pm
Screenie