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Postcode lottery ends in a rollover yet again. 0
MADJEZ 15.09.11 6:44am
MADJEZ
Orange Order launches enquiry after members '"piss on a burning Catholic"

More [open-minded neighbourliness] soon...

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dvo4fun 15.09.11 3:32pm
rikkor
FA buys Legofussball to ensure Euro 2012 victory

The Football Association has completed the purchase of animator Bricksports, creators of Legofussball, to ensure that no matter what happens on the pitch, England will be remembered as the winners of...

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Rick Bradford 15.09.11 1:35am
Rick Bradford
Labour MPs urge Miliband to join strike action. 0
SingingHinny 15.09.11 12:40am
SingingHinny
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed! (V3.1)

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

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spoole2112 15.09.11 10:02am
Teachers strike action "Last day this term is likely date. Or first day of next"

More days off soon...

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dvo4fun 14.09.11 9:47pm
dvo4fun
Stewed: The bitter truth about Monkey and Al (PG rated)

someone put kettle on...

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vertical 14.09.11 9:45pm
vertical
Dutch woman blames 65,000 calls on stalk-stalk billing error 0
charlies_hat 14.09.11 9:23pm
charlies_hat
Fewer MPs relief for man who sits next to Eric Pickles 0
ianslat 14.09.11 8:09pm
ianslat
Grow your Own Sophie Dahl kits to be banned

The gardening idyll of a little shed in which everyone could grow their own Sophie Dahl may well be a pipe dream, after Law Lords decided two to one that growing “Dahl”, even for private use,...

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nickb 14.09.11 7:52pm
nickb
BBC4 to be saved in e-petition deal for return of the death penalty.

In a deal aimed at dividing the loyalties of liberal TV watchers, the government has offered the BBC funds to save BBC 4, after massive support in an online petition. But the condition is the...

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nickb 15.09.11 1:06am
TokyoTomato
Vatican to release "Gangsta" Bible

In an effort to combat the rise in atheism amongst the worlds youths the Vatican has announced that it is going to be distributing a new version of the Bible geared towards the younger generation....

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LouCipher 15.09.11 3:37pm
LouCipher
Home too small for a TV? Write for newsbiscuit 0
martin2381 14.09.11 6:29pm
martin2381
Cat concussions at "all time high" in new housing estates. More soon. 13
Al OPecia 15.09.11 8:05pm
Al OPecia
B&Q enter housing market with 'flatpack homes'

The B&Q CEO has admitted that they have been looking at this for some time. 'We have been watching the DIY market expand and after the nation's architects slammed the size of current homes we...

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martin2381 14.09.11 6:14pm
martin2381
Daily Star column - I Don't Know How He Does her - to be made into film

I Don't Know How He Does Her - the regular newspaper column that commiserates with Alison Pearson's husband, is to be made into a film. Ronnie Corbett is to play the long suffering husband, with...

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ronseal 14.09.11 6:09pm
ronseal
Child urges parents to ignore UNICEF 'love, not brands' report

A UNICEF report claims that children in the UK are unhappy because they are obsessed with brands, starved of 'quality time' with their parents and never play outside. But the authors of the report...

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15.09.11 10:01am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Death of a salesman (or two) as Tesco's porkies are exposed

Advertising gurus at omnipresent retailers Tesco were condemned today after making a pigs ear out of a recent campaign to promote the company's latest range of organic sausages. Having been called to...

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spoole2112 14.09.11 4:44pm
spoole2112
Samaritans decide not to outsource calls in call centre in pakistan

The Samaritans having been trialing using a call centre in pakistan to take calls from people considering suicide., A spokesman said it was going well until they put in a test call pretending to be...

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tonyhill 14.09.11 4:30pm
Screenie
Operation gets a big toes up 3
beau-jolly 14.09.11 6:09pm
Golgo13
Woman 'called boyfriend 65,000 times' being blamed for telecoms company collapse

A Dutch woman who called a man 65,000 times in the past year - an average of 178 calls a day - is due in court later to face charges causing the collapse of a Dutch Telecoms company after she stopped...

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simonjmr 14.09.11 3:01pm
simonjmr
Stepping Hill ruling, "to be taken with a pinch of salt" 0
beau-jolly 14.09.11 3:01pm
beau-jolly
Free the Windows 8 4
beau-jolly 15.09.11 10:59am
beau-jolly
Old Mother Hubbard & the Little Old Lady who lived in a shoe slam todays houses 0
simonjmr 14.09.11 2:52pm
simonjmr
Underwear Bomber shouts "Gordon's alive" on entering court

Followed by "Despatch war rocket Ajax" and "Flash! Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the earth!!!!" More soon...

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simonjmr 14.09.11 2:49pm
simonjmr
Shoebox homes to have one room made entirely of Silica Gel 0
Iamthestig 14.09.11 2:37pm
Iamthestig
USA press charges against remaining Guantanamo prisoners, then detonate them. 4
pinxit 14.09.11 9:33pm
pinxit
Dorset county council announces 'blitz on potholes'

not sure it will work (the joys of county council newsletters)...

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writinginbsl 14.09.11 2:01pm
writinginbsl
Tinker, Tailor, Shepherd, Spy. Secrets of MI5 cookbook revealed. 7
nickb 14.09.11 5:45pm
nickb
N.I.C.E to recommend laughter as the best medicine

Researchers at Oxford University have demonstrated that pain thresholds increase by up to 15% following a good belly laugh., Following the green light from N.I.C.E, trails of humour have begun...

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beau-jolly 14.09.11 1:29pm
beau-jolly