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Cameron and Osborne show 'could be a comedy classic' 2
red 3 years

The public are expected to 'laugh until they cry' when the eagerly awaited 'Autumn Special' from the nation's favourite double act is broadcast by the BBC this week. The Cameron and Osborne Show will...

Quango to recruit monkeys in line with new peanut pay system. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Americans upgrade terror alert to ‘Wear clean underwear if you're going out’. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Lotus announce 5 cars that will never make it to production rather than usual 1. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More PR stunts soon...

Miliband worried about losing the child benefit on the kid he doesn't have. 0
Basil_B 3 years

According to the birth certificate that is...

Europe warns against travel to US as it raises US Paranoia level to 'ridiculous' 1
bonjonelson 3 years

[more soon]...

Ed Miliband Lives with Complete Stranger, says News Reports. 0
IABP 3 years

Ed Miliband, the newly union appointed Labour leader, has admitted today that he's living with a complete stranger. Newspapers had dug deep to find out his name is not on the deeds of the house he...

Dyslexia researchers in threat to join drain brain 2
roybland 3 years
Ex-Soapbox Derby Hero Takes Over Morgan Cars 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Back to three wheels...

Salvation Army Offshoot To Manufacture Bra's For Elderly Females 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

To uplift the fallen, no doubt...

Osbourne Smashes Roof Tiles With Forehead 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'I'm the hardman, but I want things to be even tougher.'...

Prescott still defiantly backing Glen Miliband 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The Labour Leadership struggle is not over yet, a defiant John Prescott warned yesterday. Reports say he is planning a coup to be fronted by a third brother in the Miliband dynasty., Prescott told...

Student communities infiltrated by sleepers 1
Des Custard 3 years
'Stalin would have been better with the right spin' says Ed Miliband 2
Basil_B 3 years
Government prepares soundproofed holding pen for ageing reality tv stars 2
la maga 3 years

Secret government plans to build a vast camera-free soundproofed holding pen by 2030 for today's reality tv stars have today been leaked to the press amidst accusations that the project will 'strip...

Osbourne to explain spending cuts and how the plastic surgeon really fucked up 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Tory Conference Delegates Told To Hone Up Their 1980's Sneering Techniques Again 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

In readiness for the millions to be thrown out of work...

2011 Tory Conference To Be Held On Tory Island 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Sort of a 'back to basics' gesture, no doubt...

Dan Quayle refutes that he was part of a V.D.testing programme run by 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the U.S. Government on retards in the Americas .His wife Marilyn wishes their syphilitic son had not come out asking for donations recently has this throws doubt on Dan`s words...

Confusion on roads as BMW driver uses indicators... 0
one against the world 3 years
New Role For Lib-Dems At Tory Conference 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Post-conference cleaning squad...

Spectacular collapse of Commonwealth Games Village mistaken for opening ceremony 0
jm 3 years
Cameron To Experience Living On The Street 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

By parking his luxury caravan outside his Kensington and Chelsea home for a few nights...

Court case threatens Car Boot future. 2
Mrblacker 3 years

Organisers of tat sales across England and Wales are watching a civil case due before Birmingham County Court this week with great interest, as it could signal the end of car boot sales as we know...

Tree Jockey breaks world record with 10MPH shrub 0
Rowly 3 years

A delighted tree jockey attained a world shrub speed record today of 10mph., "I've been breaking him in slowly" said Trainer Sid Bark."we have had him since a seedling, we had to use the whip a bit...

French Connection UK's new range of T-Shirts for dyslexics banned` 0
bonjonelson 3 years

[mroe snoo]...

'Talking very slowly' to replace modern foreign languages. 5
Zadok the second 3 years

Education Secretary Michael Gove has outlined plans to scrap Modern Foreign Languages as part of the National Curriculum, and to replace them with a programme which encourages children to speak...

Al-Qaida in complaint over threat levels 0
roybland 3 years

Al-Qaida has issued a strongly worded complaint over the Home Office's classification of terrorist 'threat levels'. The levels purport to grade the risk of a terrorist attack from low to critical.,...

"We have a great future" - Cameron 1
riesler 3 years

"Oops, I mean I have a great future". Millions more soon...

Richard Curtis to release climate change denier beheading video. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years