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Peter749400 3 years,...

Cameron criticised for engineering birth in marginal constituency. More soon 2
deskpilot3 3 years
Wallace and Gromit makers branch out into porn 14
jp1885 3 years

Aardman Animations, the production company behind the popular Wallace and Gromit films, as well as the movie Chicken Run and children's television show Shaun the Sheep, has announced that it is...

Camerons relieved they didn't visit Cockermouth 0
Scroat 3 years

More baby news soon...

Public to be given opportunity to decide how ‘Dave and Nick’ TV saga ends. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Bodies found washed up on beach 'are missing owl and pussycat' 12
jp1885 3 years

Police investigating the disappearance of an owl and a pussycat from an animal sanctuary in Weymouth, Dorset, have confirmed that two bodies, found washed up at nearby Chesil Beach, are that of the...

GCSE's go 'online', guaranteed results in 10 minutes, instant win & more 0
Trini 3 years
Cat Woman And War Memorial Girl to Release Duet on 'Britains Got Chavs'. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Book and Film to Follow...

After years of suspicions, man finds monster under bed 0
la maga 3 years

Since the age of twelve Mervin Thorpe of Beccles has suspected, often to the derision of friends and relatives, that a monster lurked beneath his bed. Despite now being thirty-seven and moving house...

Wayne Sleep lookalike community devastated by death of MI6 man. 0
MADJEZ 3 years More soon...

Von Trapp children 'traumatised' after grown-ups decline offer to say goodnight 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Dogs, mice, come out in support of woman who binned cat 4
jp1885 3 years

A Coventry woman who was filmed putting a household cat into a recycling bin and was subsequently pilloried by both the press and social networking sites, has found an unusual ally in the form of the...

RSPCA begins suicide watch at new dormouse road bridge... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Pensioner finds knife in his back thirteen years after party 0
pinxit 3 years

An English man living in Huntingdonshire spent thirteen years with a knife in his back having 'forgotten' he was stabbed, because he was drunk with power at the time. Police said doctors had found...

Jimmy Carter Meets Republic of SPCA Officials to Negotiate Release of Binned Cat 0
mugwump 3 years
Clegg slams 'partial' budget report 0
sauce 3 years

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg says a report which says that the Budget has hit poorest families the hardest is "partial". 'The full picture shows that [i]we're[/i] better off,' he said,...

Bez to work as a dancer in jail laundry room 0
IABP 3 years

Bez still protests his innocence and shouted at the magistrate as he was taken down "You're twisting my felony, man."...

Camerons' new baby Florence to insist on being called 'Dave' 0
Genghis Cohen 3 years
Experts warn it may take 4 years to rescue clueless suckers from debt mine 8
island1 3 years

Contact has finally been established with 53 million people trapped under a collapsed debt mountain in a struggling first world country. The beleaguered consumers are said to be alive and fairly well...

Chris Tarrant furious, Who Wants to be a Millionaire won by tourettes sufferer! 6
Sharpehunter 3 years

"What would you normally play football with?" asked the humorous and warm family viewing favourite Chris Tarrant. He was as surprised as the viewers when Mrs Sarah Agnew of Basingstoke kept shouting...

Underground Chilean “Big Brother” lacked forward planning 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Bank worker admits ,dumping cat in the bin was completely out of character 4
arrghgarry 3 years

she usually just hits them with a house brick...

Chilean version of Big Brother to last 'at least another 4 months' 2
jp1885 3 years
Bill Clinton trys to outclass Jimmy carter by offering to take Monica lewinsky 4
arrghgarry 3 years

to north korea...

Cat-binning RBS employee provides insights into UK banking disaster. More soon 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Marie Bayle reports that she "thought the cat would get out [on its own]", and she can't see what the problem is. Reminds one of banking performance, generally...

Channel Four to lauch programme on hydroponics entitled 'Hash in the Attic' 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Homeless people start hiding in wheelie bins ,then someone tells the 0
arrghgarry 3 years

worthless bastards that the RSPCA puts down the unwanted after 2 days...

Americans oppose ‘insensitive’ Hiroshima church plans 15
ianslat 3 years

American campaigners are mounting a campaign to urge Japanese officials to reject plans to build a church close to the site where an atomic bomb was dropped in the city of Hiroshima in 1945. ‘We...

'Media spotlight' to be replaced by low-energy media uplighter 1
dicky37 3 years

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IABP 3 years

Complain they are being inundated with people looking for information about politicians. For a complete guide to the stringed instruments used in classical antiquity go to For...