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Romney wins debate, world shits itself

Not funny. Too scary to be funny...

Miss Hegas 04.10.12 9:59pm
Analsley Harriott
Paedophile ring discovered in Middle-earth 0
Dick Everyman 04.10.12 9:55pm
Dick Everyman
Jack the Rapper 'down on Ho's'

more soon....

Dick Everyman 04.10.12 9:45pm
Dick Everyman
Cub-Scout who ate lunch on rollercoaster says ‘Savile made me do it’

The former chubby Cub-Scout who famously once appeared on Jim’ll Fix-It eating his lunch whilst riding on a rollercoaster has today claimed that he was forced to take part in the stunt against his...

ianslat 04.10.12 9:22pm
Freddie Starr ate my pussy claims 12 Year old....and he sucked my cock!

Comedian, entertainer and 70’s television personality Freddie Starr is today facing serious allegations that he has once again eaten a fury mammal…this time a cat owned by a 12 year old girl from...

Stanleys Dad 04.10.12 8:59pm
Stanleys Dad
BBC admits axeing seventies drama "Six DJ's in Search of an Alibi"

Veteran playwright, Luigi “Ted” Brillo, claimed today that his 1974 dramatic exposé of widespread paedophilia on Top of the Pops was suppressed by a BBC bigwig. “Six DJs in Search of an...

04.10.12 8:14pm
Badger cull license cost fury; "It should be cheaper for black and white"

More to follow...

apepper 04.10.12 7:57pm
Kevin McCloud builds ‘eco shed’ from off-grid, forgotten celebrities

Star of ‘Grand Designs’ Kevin McCloud has released details of his latest venture – a ‘green’ dwelling made from unwanted old celebrities. With so many ex-stars cluttering up press launches...

Nunnion Splendacular 04.10.12 7:03pm
Jeremy Forrest to be extradited after judge agrees he is not a famous director 3
Duncan Biscuit 04.10.12 6:49pm
"I Was Never Abused By Sir Jimmy Savile" Woman's Shock Claim

There were fresh allegations in the ongoing saga surrounding Sir Jimmy Savile last night when a 54 year old woman made the claim that despite the fact that she was once an underage girl she had...

Jonny Shlep 04.10.12 6:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
After Carr's taxes and Savile's Kids, research shows 'all Jimmys like fiddling' 0
Perks 04.10.12 5:12pm
Relatives : Shame Savile not alive to refute claims he was a crap shag.

The family of the late Sir Jimmy Savile were saddened after an ITV documentary cast doubt on his sexual prowess. The program featured several women claiming to have had sex with him in the 70s &...

MADJEZ 04.10.12 4:38pm
Thomas the Tank Engine saves West Coast line

Thomas the Tank engine is to come to the rescue of Patrick McLoughlin, Britain’s new Transport Secretary in an offer to run West Coast services for a bag of dolly mixtures and a sack of coal from...

Dick Everyman 04.10.12 4:24pm
Dick Everyman
National treasure Captain Birdseye knighted for tireless children's charity work

Buckingham Palace has revealed its plan to knight Captain Horace Birdseye. The Captain (71) first rose to fame in a series of TV commercials in the 1970s, where he served up large platters of...

Skylarking 04.10.12 4:11pm
Skegness's Jolly Fisherman to be put on the Sex Offenders list, just in case 0
simonjmr 04.10.12 3:52pm
Think tank report to claim 50% of everything 'below average' 9
Mandy Lifeboat 04.10.12 3:51pm
Heidi Klum reveals split from Seal revolved around her tiring of balancing his

balls on her nose...

burnmybridges 04.10.12 2:10pm
BBC chiefs admit they knew DJ Moyles was ‘a bit shit’

Embarrassed executives at Broadcasting house have finally admitted that they were aware of the ‘inappropriate behaviour’ of one of their most enduring DJs. But with millions of listeners now...

Runestone Cowboy 04.10.12 1:37pm
Jimmy Savile plaque replaced by locals Apologies for my poor job here - anyone any good with photoshop ?...

charlies_hat 04.10.12 1:34pm
Hodgson in tube train horror - spoke to fellow traveller 0
Sinnick 04.10.12 1:29pm
Romney debates Obama's face off.

US president Barack "The Barackade" Obama has had his head debated in by republican rival Mitt "The Mittens" Romney. In a heated pre debate press conference Romney repeatedly shouted "I'm going to...

moanygit 04.10.12 1:09pm
Mona Lisa remains found in Tescos car park Bob Hoskins says every little helps 0
burnmybridges 04.10.12 12:59pm
Tabloid press display journalistic gravitas over Savile accusations

pinxit 04.10.12 12:28pm
Jonny Shlep
Saville Row - Family insist Sir Jim was fitted up. 1
reforse 04.10.12 12:08pm
Gary Glitter denies he raped 14 years old as they are way out of his age range,

2 seven year old,now we are talking...

burnmybridges 04.10.12 12:04pm
Woman's headache cured by black mamba injection 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 04.10.12 12:02pm
UKIP to re-brand themselves as BNP lite. 4
Deadcode 04.10.12 11:27am
RyanAir to bid for West Coast Railway for it's London to Edinburgh route. 0
philthefunk 04.10.12 11:26am
Mona Lisa remains found in Florence car park.

Experts have unearthed what they think are the remains of Leonardo Da Vinci's enigmatic model, Mona Lisa., Real name Sharon Burton from Torquay, she was spotted on holiday in 1506 by the young...

philthefunk 04.10.12 11:23am
Poetry Week, no 6

It's amazing how rumours can travel,, since the death of Mr J Savile., To "Fix" his Urgins@,, was he fingering Virgins?., his reputation begins to unravel. With a demeanor as pure as a Vicar's,...

Rowly 04.10.12 11:07am