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X Factor Confirms "Irish Bail Out" Theme This Saturday 0
LtFrankSlade 4 years

Leaks suggest the running order will be: Brian Cowen - "You Never Give Me Your Money", Bob Geldof - "Ireland's in A Rat Trap", Bono - "Leaving (With My Taxes) On My Jet Plane", Gerry Adams -...

Profits fall sharply at banknote printing company De La Rue... 0
MC One R 4 years

However, a spokesman said "We are confident we'll be back in profit in about an hour and a half"...

A ‘drink drive’ message from the Minister of Transport... 0
Doylem 4 years

Gerry Mulligan, Transport Minister and MP for Carsholton West, delivered a heartfelt message to the nation’s motorists today, as he was clearing his desk. “I speak from painful and personal...

Far East job centre officers in need of a change of Korea... 0
MC One R 4 years
Teenager goes 'out' to do 'stuff', reports claim 3
Oxbridge 4 years

According to informed sources in the suburbs of Swindon, Nigel Adamson, 15, left his parents' house to go 'out' yesterday evening. His parents, James and Sheila, were also left under the impression...

Higher cost of rural living blamed on extra costs of Aga servicing and gardeners 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Accidents waiting to happen... 0
Doylem 4 years

The onset of winter brings the usual, mildly patronising statement by the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents. “With temperatures plummetting, and snow on the way, we hope people will...

EU bankers to insist on more Irish austerity and Bono’s passport being withdrawn 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
University Challenge To Face Ofcom Probe 1
LtFrankSlade 4 years

The producers of the popular high brow quiz show last night launched and investigation after someone inserted the starter for 10 "Q: What's the capital of Ireland, A: Four Euros" into host Jeremy...

The Sun fails to shine on TV 1
Gerontius 4 years

Reclusive media mogul Rupert Murdoch was forced into taking direct action following an embarrassing mix up over one of its recent Page Three beauties yesterday and apologised in person to readers of...

Trophy wife 'winterised'... 0
Doylem 4 years
Political Correctness has Mental Health Issues 0
De-scribe 4 years

advised to rest...

Fears nuclear weapon workers may strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Synod opponents of women bishops set to welcome female supreme governor 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Park deer made miserable by incessant ‘dear’ jokes - 2 30
Bravenewmalden 4 years

Vets working for London’s Royal Parks reported today that the parks’ deer population was at risk from repeated exposure to people making jokes based on the deer/dear homophone. ‘Deer are...

After North Koreas crazy fucking leader has spat with son and says he is 0
arrghgarry 4 years

not going to give him the country after all...

Critics condemn public for going to see latest Harry Potter film. 0
Griffin 4 years
ScatNav; helping you to find those "special" websites 0
arthurminnit 4 years
coming soon; SpatNav 0
arthurminnit 4 years

which will direct you straight to an argument...

Steve Jobs as aTrainee Veterinary Nurse in doggie position 0
arrghgarry 4 years

says you must hold in right position to get good reception...

Nicholas Soames bashes Bishop in public. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Somebody had to do it...

Ireland wants £16bn from IMF 'to be sure' 1
Bravenewmalden 4 years

PM says £25bn would ensure recovery 'to be sure to be sure'...

German Nazi suspect Samuel Kunz who was being forced to raise money 4
arrghgarry 4 years

for building walls in Jerusalem by doing the Iditarod dog sled race, dies ahead of trail.The Simon Wiesenthal centre is very disappointed as they will lose out on all the legal fees , publicity,and...

Some old Nazi Kunz dies. 8
The All New Jeni B 4 years

Irish Catholics elect new leader to restore tarnished reputation. 3
riesler 4 years

Please Read - A personal appeal by Bonjo Nelson 2
bonjonelson 4 years

[center]A Personal Appeal By Bonjo Nelson, [/center] [center][/center] Please, stop posting subs that don't contain funny. Also,...

Flatulent Horse squeaks past finishing post. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Stirring tribute to Jason Manford on One Show ..... conspicuously absent. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
'give them the fuckin money' says Bob Geldof on behalf of his native Ireland 7
Basil_B 4 years
Pope condoned condome use 0
4ty2 4 years

and suggests to catholic priests they should bend over, ehr bend the rules over sex in the bible...