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"Britain's Most Psychedelic Chef" Coming To TV Soon

A new spin on the popular reality cooking show is set to debut this season as Britain's Most Psychedelic Chef hits the air. Competitors will be expected to prepare a wide range of gourmet cuisine to...

Textbook 06.06.12 11:16am
BBC hits back at Baker and Raworth ‘cheap labour’ commentary allegations 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:16am
Duncan Biscuit
Non-techies in awe as IPv6 launches despite bad weather 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Miliband considers austerity re-branding as Cheap Labour 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:15am
Duncan Biscuit
Olympic torch hand-cuffed to Dublin lamp post by British stag party 0
Duncan Biscuit 06.06.12 11:14am
Duncan Biscuit
Disappointment for ISS astronauts - "You weren't in" claims Royal Mail.

Astronauts were bitterly disappointed to find a card on their mat indicating that the first Royal Mail delivery to the International Space Station had been aborted. The parcels of gifts from...

Boutros 06.06.12 11:13am
Duncan Biscuit
Industrial action on the cards after al-Qaeda votes for strike 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 10:32am
BBC to air Philip's infection's transit of his penis 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 10:30am
Greek and Spanish bond yields spike on news of Nigerian email withdrawal

The financial crisis in Europe deepened on news that the Nigerian Email Co-op was ceasing operations in Greece and Spain. Markets were spooked as prevalence of scam emails is seen as a crucial...

Yikes 06.06.12 10:26am
The LA Mayoral purse taken for a ride

Mayor Albert Yen-Gang, who is Mayor of San Grabbit, in Los Angeles, appears to have fallen upon 'hard' times.. Having escaped from the City Hall car park, in the Mayoral Limousine, after giving his...

Kazytc 06.06.12 10:13am
In-Jokes Have No Place In News Media, Says You-Know-Who 0
Textbook 06.06.12 10:12am
Internet Now With "Auto-Adolf" Comparison Feature

It has long been a rule of any political debate, that if it goes on long enough, one party will compare the other to Adolf Hitler, and the party that makes this comparison instantly loses the debate....

Textbook 06.06.12 10:11am
Football refs' smelling salts franchise to end soon......

due to clamp down on pitch swearing., Rugby League to follow?...

Jesse Bigg 06.06.12 10:01am
Jesse Bigg
Experts predict Jubilee apathy to take 10 years or a Coronation to wear off 0
simonjmr 06.06.12 9:27am
Venus passes sun, Mars stays at pub 0
Yikes 06.06.12 8:41am
Hodgson calls up Franz Ferdinand as surprise replacement for injured Terry 0
Scronnyglonkle 06.06.12 8:36am
Britain's pomp and pageantry industry booming, but boss is a tax avoider 0
ronseal 06.06.12 6:17am
Cock Robin may have known his killer, says new book 0
ronseal 06.06.12 5:59am
BB Housemates Taking Attention Away From Deserving Celebs, says Monarchist 0
Hooch 05.06.12 10:57pm
An Idiot's Guide To.........The Queen

With the 2 Bank Holidays, street parties, and the BNP logo hanging everywhere, you may be wondering just who this Queen woman is. Luckily help is at hand and you can now be the Nicholas Witchell of...

Perks 05.06.12 10:51pm
All benefits stopped in Liverpool after "everyone's a comedian" investigation. 0
dominic_mcg 05.06.12 8:39pm
Three million Brits take four day break - EVEN THOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE A JOB!

Nearly three million Brits took advantage of the long Bank Holiday weekend - even though they don't have a job. Brenda Wills (56) said that although her neighbours are unemployed, 'they still sat...

roybland 05.06.12 8:05pm
Boring, Oregon twinning with Dull, Scotland prompts Response

Fucking, Austria & A, Norway announce plans to twin...

RickH 05.06.12 8:03pm
New superbug, dubbed "Jubilee Fever" set to decimate UK population. 2
05.06.12 7:32pm
Boring man survives near-life experience 1
Dumbnews 05.06.12 7:12pm
Al OPecia
Prince Philip feeling better and racially abusing staff say jubilant Royals

more later...

virtuallywill 05.06.12 6:17pm
Jubilee catheter to be auctioned for charity 0
05.06.12 5:41pm
Twitter In A Tizz As First Extraterrestrial Opens Account

Twitter and its popularity in celeb circles is no secret; attracting as it does accounts by A-Listers as diverse as Britney Spears and the Dalai Lama. But now in what's believed to be first for the...

Duff 05.06.12 5:28pm
Merkel concedes kindest thing would be to have Greece put to sleep. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.06.12 4:22pm
U-Turn Latest; government restores Cromwellian republic

In a shock move, the government has overturned it's previous opposition to the Commonwealth created by Oliver Cromwell. "Serious times need serious government.", explained David Cameron, dressed in...

apepper 05.06.12 4:11pm