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Welsh police investgate celebrity leek photos

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spoole2112 15.09.11 12:34pm
beau-jolly
Shares down on news of rogue data at USB 0
spoole2112 15.09.11 12:25pm
spoole2112
Time runs out for sell by dates 3
spoole2112 15.09.11 12:49pm
spoole2112
Audi to withdraw rear window stickers, "BMW drivers do it on their own"

A spokesman for the PR company explained the retraction, "after receiving many phone calls from BMW drivers it became clear that many of them had indeed had a very 'close' relationship with their...

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Pagantroll 15.09.11 12:36pm
writinginbsl
Pro-life groups denounce embryo culling as soluton to midwife crisis.

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spoole2112 15.09.11 12:37pm
writinginbsl
Royal Navy baffled as Newsbiscuit Sub sinks without trace 6
Screenie 15.09.11 2:20pm
Pagantroll
Scientific breakthrough sheds light on Dolphins low sense of worth

After decades of research into speech patterns, behaviours and general intelligence, Scientists at the University of Miami have revealed the true emotions that Dolphins experience on a daily basis....

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Iamthestig 15.09.11 11:45am
Iamthestig
Acquaintance writes Allison Pearson spin off book - I Don't Know How He Does Her 4
ronseal 15.09.11 6:48pm
Pagantroll
EDU defends England 'quiet night in'

The England Drinkers (EDU) bosses have backed captain Mike Tavistock and his team-mates following tabloid allegations about a quiet night in, whilst they are in New Zealand for the Drinkers World Cup...

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simonjmr 04.10.11 11:14am
simonjmr
Greenpeace sends fleet to protect a pod of russet love gods

Japanese Whalers plans to hunt a pod of russet love gods have been hampered by the arrival of a flotilla of Greenpeace ships soundtracked by Supertramp's Fools Overture. In Japan the pelts of russet...

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simonjmr 15.09.11 11:16am
simonjmr
Overpaid MP's plan mass condescension 0
Iamthestig 15.09.11 11:13am
Iamthestig
UBS announce 3501 job losses 0
Ostsee 15.09.11 11:01am
Ostsee
Avon Gentlemen join Avon Ladies in European Sales/Eugenics programme.

She is a familiar suburban figure – well turned out, approachable and friendly, offering a personal service in the realm of skin care, cosmetics and fragrance. Now she is to be joined by male...

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nickb 15.09.11 10:56am
nickb
Yeti joins search for a GB world heavyweight boxing champion 0
simonjmr 15.09.11 10:35am
simonjmr
Tri-sexual Australian 'has more fun than most' 0
Ostsee 15.09.11 10:33am
Ostsee
Australian third gender removes all English doubts. 1
Griffin 15.09.11 10:58am
Ostsee
An appeal…

…on behalf of the Abandoned Shower Gel Foundation. Every year thousands of bottles of shower gel are being abandoned - left to gather dust in bathroom cabinets, corner shower shelving units and...

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jp1885 15.09.11 4:43pm
Jesse Bigg
Henry Wanker gets honorary OBE for helping dyslexic children in UK

Queen asks for forms to be checked more carefully in the future...

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Ian Searle 15.09.11 9:48am
writinginbsl
Hurricane Katia causes butterfly to flap its wings in Japan

Scientists say research revealed the wind, which has now dropped to a gently breeze, may have caused a startled butterfly to quickly adjust its position as it clung to a twig...

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Ian Searle 15.09.11 9:47am
Ian Searle
BMW link to erectile dysfunction

In research undertaken by the British Medical Association a link between driving a BMW and erectile dysfunction has been positively identified. It is estimated that the condition affects more than...

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Dick Everyman 23.12.11 11:26pm
nickb
Cameron Unveils 'Because I'm Worth it!' Slogan to Tackle Unemployment

Under mounting pressure to tackle head on the 2.5 million and growing number of unemployed, David Cameron today will unveil a vaguely worded slogan which will, it is hoped, give the unemployed a...

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TokyoTomato 15.09.11 12:20pm
dvo4fun
Health Minster Demands Tougher Eye Tests

Health Minister Andrew Lansley received a warm reception from opticians yesterday when he demanded eye tests become more difficult. Inspired by Michael Gove's call for harder GCSEs, Lansley hit...

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nickb 15.09.11 11:16pm
rikkor
Midwife shortage thought to be due to dodgy wiring 2
Screenie 03.11.11 3:44pm
Screenie
Chinese minivan driver offered job on London Underground

tickets please...

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Gerontius 15.09.11 8:03am
Gerontius
Midwife shortage could leave dads holding the baby 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.09.11 8:03am
Duncan Biscuit
B&Q plan to make 1200 jobs this year on hold after instructions go missing 0
Duncan Biscuit 15.09.11 8:02am
Duncan Biscuit
Jones Bootmaker hit by losses due to brogue trading 1
Duncan Biscuit 15.09.11 9:50am
writinginbsl
Man called 65,000 times by a woman still forgot to get the milk 2
Duncan Biscuit 15.09.11 11:09am
Iamthestig
Gervais & Merchant Admit Karl Pilkington "Not Terribly Funny" 3
Duff 15.09.11 10:13am
JonnyJP
Daily Mail: House sizes collapse, causing cancer, in post code lottery. 0
Al OPecia 15.09.11 6:51am
Al OPecia