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Chile Miners on course to break Sauna Record by 3 Months 23 Days 0
IABP 3 years

more sauna...

Police investigating MI6 death "It looks like an open and shut case, or holdall 2
Sharpehunter 3 years

as the case may be....

Man who has built 400 matchstick warships to advise MoD on cost savings 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
After bill Crocodile dundee says that what you call a knife 1
arrghgarry 3 years

in the back...

Direct Line redundancies backfire after ex-staff make redundancy insurance claim 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cat finally rescued from bag 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Platini fears he won’t say anything positive about England before 2018 1
IABP 3 years

Uefa president Michel Platini has warned the Football Association that he just can’t help being negative about England and he expects this to carry on right through to the 2018 World Cup. “I...

Bank worker admits to doing it for a bit of fun when thousands of familes lost 0
arrghgarry 3 years

their homes...

Free Pringles for Chilean Miners 6
LostLad 3 years

as makers of tube based snacks race for sponsorship deal...

WI members admit 'disappointment' at BBC website's jamcams 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon. Just as soon as I've polished off this toast and marmalade]...

Whetherspoons to Dish out the Dole 8
estima 3 years

Pub giant J.D Whetherspoons has been given the task of cashing giros in a mass shake up of Job Centre Plus. Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and Pensions announced the bold proposals...

Office for National Statistics to me merged with The Office for Damned Lies 5
virtuallywill 3 years

Disraeli Gears later...

Chilean Government says "Thanks but no thanks." to BP Help Offer 4
mugwump 3 years
Heston Blumenthal inspired by bank worker comes up with"cat in a bin" recipe 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Nadir to return on Zenith Ailines 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Feeling low, Flying high...

CON-dem Government to Hand Out Gold Watches to Long-Term Unemployed 1
Jesse Bigg 3 years

In an attempt to appease the approaching tsunami of unemployed workers, the CON-dem government has come up with a novel idea to hand out gold watches to those who have been on the dole the longest....

Rowan Atkinson defends plans to build 'petrol-station' home 0
arrghgarry 3 years

with Alternative car park . When probed ,Mr Atkinson would only say my body is my tool...

Susan Boyle to release new song to celebrate singing for the pope 0
arrghgarry 3 years

"when you walk alone with a storm trooper". Simon Cowell expects it to blitzkrieg its way to zee number one spot...

Chiles mine rescue: 'We dont know why he was down there' says tearful Bleakley 3
QorbeQ 3 years
Looknow India ,Inthelarge Eunuch community there has been rash reports of Eunchs 0
arrghgarry 3 years

get phantom feelings around their scrotum ,the local chief superintendent said the report was a load of bollocks ...

Pitches with cellars to attract Belgian campers 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Guardian readers send £1m of bread to Pakistan food disaster victims 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Met Office denies reporting 'reasonably OK' weather for Bank Holiday Monday. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
Net migration to UK rises in 2009 0
deskpilot3 3 years

Vince Cable curious to understand how migrants get in via the 'net...

Freelancing MI6 agent stuffed, stiffed then zipped. More soon. 1
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Or is it "stiffed, stuffed, then"?...

Glee at Daily Mail as migration to UK soars 20%. Sales predicted to rise 50%. 0
uddertucker 3 years

"They're probably all gay single mums, or black, or both" claimed nonsensefuhrer Paul Dacre. "They come over here with their EU leaflets telling them how to claim benefits, they steal our women,...

Advertisement feature: Boomerang Ltd presents the Doofer™ 1
ChrisHarrison 3 years

Sick of losing the remote control? Had enough of getting comfortable and then realising you’ve left the damned thing on the other side of the room? Boomerang Ltd has the solution. Our boffins have...

Domestic strife as pot raises doubts over ethnicity of kettle 0
pinxit 3 years
King-maker Nick Clegg exported to Austrlia 4
KimKali 3 years

"Very progressive" trade talks are underway. More soon...

Suan Boyle to sing for the Pope ,a dream come true says the Pope 8
arrghgarry 3 years

as he had always wanted to fuck an old female virgin to complete the set...