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Dr Who Fans to Go to Samoa for Time Travel 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years
Beckham has late meal in Clapham... 2
be reasonable 4 years

due to supper in junction misunderstanding...

Raunchy Rihanna video sparks new guidance... 0
be reasonable 4 years

'You've just got to see this one!', say censors...

Sir Alex Ferguson launches new 'Stand-up' career 0
antharrison 4 years

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, has announced that he will retire from football at the end of the season to embark on a new career as a stand-up comic. "I've always dreamt of being...

Isle of Wight to jump back in time by one day. 0
tonyhill 4 years

Following the announcement SAMOA is to move forward one day the IOW today announced it is to go back one day in time. In fact we may choose to do this every week...

Swiss Secret Services deny using snowboarding as interrogation technique 5
bonjonelson 4 years
Shakin' Stevens to be new front man for Parkinson's Disease Charity 0
Pinhead 4 years
US promises to flush out Bin Laden's number two 6
Skylarking 4 years
Large coil of copper wire granted super induction 1
bonjonelson 4 years

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BBC to show boulangerie procedural "Waking the bread" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Obese mathematician suffering from Pi retention 0
simonjmr 4 years
Obama asks why it took so long to find Bin Laden?Pakistan blame faulty sat nav 0
Basil_B 4 years
Repeat Bin Laden style video threats thwarted as terror cameras dismantled. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Unhappy gin drinker demands juniper inspection 2
4 years

Ok, I admit I'm bored...

Sooty keeping quiet about affair with Soo 0
simonjmr 4 years

Rumours of fistings, occult ceremonies and drug abuse denied More soon...

Jemima Puddleduck denies Twitter claims of affair with Jeremy Fisher 0
simonjmr 4 years
Super Injunctions can be weakened by Kryptonite - Reports Daily Planet 0
Iamthestig 4 years
Sir Paul McCartney to marry John Cleese 5
4 years

"We have nothing to lose", claims the happy pair, but the prenup runs to 4 volumes...

Wikileaks reveal Tony Robinson's "evil genius" masterplan. 0
Deacon 4 years

Far from being an innocuous programme for lovers of dirt being scraped off stuff, "Time Team" is, according to Wikileaks, a nefarious plan to reverse the course of time. A leaked Channel 4 memo...

Wikileaks reveals that there are millions of super-injunctions 0
Sinnick 4 years

We just hadn't heard of them...

Navy SEALs being considered to finish off Lib Dems 2
simonjmr 4 years

Political experts state that Nick Clegg may be doing a better job More soon...

German exports surge to highest level since September 1939 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Royal College of GP’s letter to PM ‘totally illegible’ says Cabinet Office 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MG Phoenix Four disqualified as directors but make Sunday Times Rich List 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Barclays’s £1bn PPI settlement not covered by its insurance; 0
Qoxiivi 4 years

claims the policy was mis-sold...

UK Banks drop PPI case to maintain their "untarnished" public image. 0
Kramaring 4 years
Another MP obtains a Super-Injunction 0
Deimos 4 years

It has now emerged that following last week’s local elections and AV referendum another sitting MP has obtained a super-injunction to prevent him being named as the Leader of the Liberal Democrat...

Obama offers Cameron health care system 'swapsies' 0
4 years

In a ground-breaking proposal, Barack Obama today offered to swap the US health care system with David Cameron's NHS. It is no secret that both of the world leaders are unhappy with their own...

George W Bush has final word on bin Laden: "Martyrdom is dead" 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Passengers marvel as man talking on mobile says "I'm on the train". 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

"We all thought it was a bus"...