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Gadaffi "still has support" of Somali pirates and Nick Griffin. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Delayed Libyan mercy flights - FO apologises for hiring EasyJet 0
Stan 4 years
Porky Pig cancels plans to emigrate to UK after mishearing Conservative plan. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

That's all folks...

"10% of decimations actually decimations" new study finds. 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

90% of remainder whitewashed...

Jonah Falcon to address inaugural meeting of Big Society... 0
be reasonable 4 years

more knob gags soon...

german defence minister defends not revealing his sources 0
4ty2 4 years

for his thesis, as it is inappropriate for the head of the german secret service to reveal his sources and his thesis was a vital document in his career to become a minister so it is cleassified...

New Zealand earth quake death toll set to rise, as Right-wing Mayor decides 0
4 years

to shoot any foreign students found alive...

All Hell breaks loose in Rome as Black smoke is seen coming out of the 0
4 years

Vatican,it is rumoured the Pope has burnt all his Papal vestements and joined a semi naked gymnastic troupe.It all started a few weeks ago when the German leader was captivated by a young group of...

Emmanuel to "sex up" Chicago Mayors' role 3
simonjmr 4 years
Man quits facebook as he can`t decide if his friends are embarrassing or he is 0
4 years
WWE wrestling to become Olympic sport 0
4 years

In a shock announcement today Olympic chiefs have confirmed that WWE will be an Olympic sport at the 2012 games in London. "We have been monitoring the WWE for many years and feel it is a sport with...

Yorkshire Vampire Cult Fears following a run on Black Puddings 1
4 years
Mohammar Gadaffi regrets blowing his pension on a bullets and gunship party 0
4 years
EU easily persuaded to offer protected status for Glasgow Kiss. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Scotch Eggs given protected status by the European Commission. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Only English, Welsh, and Irish eggs can be made in the rest of the UK in future...

EU: Curries must be from an Indian 0
4 years

Restaurant that is, not some random on the street...

‘Conservation grade’ meat to salve carnivores’ conscience... 1
Doylem 4 years

Concerned carnivores who want to salve their consciences can now buy 'conservation grade' meat. They will feel better, apparently, knowing that the animals they eat have enjoyed meaningful lives....

UK Border Patrol Lurches into action as Team Libya 2012 arrives early 0
4 years
Shelves used to shelve shelved Forestry Plan made using wood from UK Forests - 23 64
captain747480 4 years

The UK Government was today under fire after it emerged that plans to sell off 15% of the UK's forests had been shelved on shelves that had been made out of wood from UK forests...

Arab crisis feared to seriously impact global climate 1
4ty2 4 years

The crisis is already blamed for seismic shifts in the political landscape of the middle east and conspiracy therorists investigate if the uproar in the Muslim world might have triggered the...

BAA run Tripoli airport shut due to sand on the runway. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Evacuation hampered. More soon...

Libyan protests provide welcome boost to British felt-tip-pen industry. 0
MADJEZ 4 years Others prefer more exotic colours.,

Victoria Beckham to give birth on 'One Born Every Minute' 0
cuckoowatoo 4 years

In an attempt to prove that she is not too ‘posh to push’ Victoria Beckham has today announced her intention to appear on the Channel 4 hit show 'One Born Every Minute'. Baby number four is due...

Neighbors call police after Lionel Richie keeps partying all night long 11
Dumbnews 4 years
Typo leaves cornice pasties protected 2
simonjmr 4 years
Gadaffi taunts protestors for a showdown in "Call of Duty" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Lancet: Alcohol is good/bad for you (delete as appropriate). 0
beau-jolly 4 years
Kentucky Fried Chicken wins 'raised by racists' accolade... 2
Doylem 4 years

Following the news that Cornish pasties have been awarded Protected Geographical Indication status, meaning they can only be made in Cornwall, KFC has won special status too. From today, only...

Protestors demand Gadaffi demote himself 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Poisoned Apple - 7 diminutive arbiters called in by Jobs 0
simonjmr 4 years