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What factors swayed Blatter? That's the billion rouble question! 0
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
England miss out hosting competition they have no chance of winning 0
Grover 4 years

England will not be hosting the 2018 FIFA World Cup, it has been announced. The relatively small nation which invented Association Football but only plays at a mediocre level put in a competitive bid...

England wins right to lose 2018 World Cup 0
Long Distance Clara 4 years

To the delight of thousands of England football supporters yesterday, FIFA president Sepp Blatter announced that England had been chosen as the first-choice nation to lose the 2018 World Cup....

Cameron forms a coalition with Emir Hamad bin Khalifa ath-Thani. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Blatter says' If only Beckham would swallow then the world cup is Englands' 2
Basil_B 4 years
Beckham: “Qatar, a great footballing nation, wherever it is”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Recalculating England’s misery: 52 years of hurt by 2018, rising to 56 by 2022. 0
Doylem 4 years
Benylin, Vicks and Lockets to sponsor the 2022 world Cup in Qatar. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Catarrh sufferers ecstatic to be awarded 2022 World Gobbing Cup 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Horse's head in a bed swings World Cup to Russia 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years
'Russian Dolls are Full of Themselves' Claim England WAGs 1
De-scribe 4 years
"Where was James Blunt this time?" frustrated England World Cup Team exclaim. 2
bonjonelson 4 years

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Football came home, but just for a shit, shave and shower. Next stop, Moscow... 1
Doylem 4 years
Nick Clegg - "I told them they should have let me help" 0
MC One R 4 years
Russian envelope wins the bid 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years
LATEST: David Beckham tells Fifa: 'Our dream is to stage a World Cup 2
DiY 4 years

that benefits billions to Joseph S. Blatter and his chums...

They'll be Cossack dancing in the streets of Nizhny Novgorod tonight... 0
MC One R 4 years
FIFA officials secretly filmed loading beetroot and vodka into car. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Qatar Is Ready To Host World Cup 2022. All That's Missing Is U 0
IABP 4 years
Qatar awarded 2022 World Cup. Letter ‘U’ “gutted”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Qatar awarded 2022 World Cup. Sales of atlases soar... 0
Doylem 4 years
"Only Drive if Your Journey is Absolutely Essential" says BBC Radio 1 Presenter 3
De-scribe 4 years
World Cup awarded to Ann Widdecombe and Anton du Beke 4
Phlegm 4 years
Delegates Change Mind And Pick England After Intervention From Nick Clegg 0
IABP 4 years
Dynamo Kyiv to recharge 2018 World Cup batteries. 0
DiY 4 years
Putins threat of all out nuclear war wins the 2018 World Cup bid for Russia 0
DiY 4 years
Russia wins the right to host World War III - North Korea came close second. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Football Not Coming Home, Staying at Friends Tonight and Getting Pissed on Vodka 0
De-scribe 4 years
"Unique corruption opportunities" underline Russia's successful World Cup Bid 0
bonjonelson 4 years

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Rejoicing in Scotland as England DON'T get World Cup. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More national bickering soon...