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Tom Daley signs sponsorship deal with Gravity

with hat tip to Gary S for the thought...

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Mandy Lifeboat 28.02.12 1:35pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Boris Johnson Shock Discovery: Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports

Boris Johnson Shocked, Saddened, Visibly Less Aroused to Discover Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports etc....

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thisisall1word 28.02.12 1:22pm
thisisall1word
Would you like Adele to sit on your lap?

Slim, elegant, rounded. Built for comfort as well as speed. Quick start-up; can handle your enormous RAM...

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Son of Barnabas 28.02.12 1:17pm
Son of Barnabas
'The Artist' blamed as Cage's '4min 33sec' tops classical music chart 1
pinxit 28.02.12 1:15pm
butagirl
Alan Carr to host Camp Evictions 0
cinquecento 28.02.12 12:51pm
cinquecento
Americans "don't do ironing"

apparently...

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Hoops McCann 28.02.12 10:08am
Hoops McCann
Wrist-worn activity monitor proves a disappointment

Health Minister Simon Burns today expressed his disappointment at misleading figures for physical exercise among teenage males. Initial readings from a pilot study using the wrist-worn "Nike Fuel...

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Tom55 28.02.12 9:52am
Tom55
Liz Windsor named as new England manager

Following this month's resignation of Fabio Capello, the FA has announced that the England manager's job has been awarded to long standing Commonwealth manager, Liz Windsor. Mrs Windsor, who has...

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wallster 28.02.12 9:49am
Duncan Biscuit
Public warned against the Costa Coffee, as another Costa ship hits trouble. 0
MADJEZ 28.02.12 9:41am
MADJEZ
Trophy for new £1m UK engineering prize to be made in China 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Bailiffs force Occupy London to re-brand 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Government to stop bankers eating children 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Darren Bent misses again 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Protesters Occupy prison cells 0
ianslat 28.02.12 9:09am
ianslat
Church cross 1
medici2471 28.02.12 8:33am
charlies_hat
Self Obsessed eating out Tweets lead to Internet's first Supper Injunction

An obsessive Twitter maniac has been served with a writ stopping him from constantly broadcasting every detail of his eating habits. But the Supper Injunction could be contested by lawyers for...

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ronseal 28.02.12 8:29am
dvo4fun
"I can't stand the swearing", Commissioner for Oaths quits 0
medici2471 28.02.12 7:52am
medici2471
Vatican burns 5 tons of photos before 'Church in NoW hacking' named as Charlotte 1
pere floza 28.02.12 12:15am
FlashArry
Meryl Streep wins "Best Meryl Streep" award at oscars 1
paddyparkinson 27.02.12 10:23pm
tedweasel
Millionaire capitalist: "baffling" resistance to appropriation of surplus value.

More from a textbook later...

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Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 9:33pm
Mandy Lifeboat
'Putin wins by a landslide'!

States premature ejaculation society newsletter...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 27.02.12 7:35pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Vodafone unveils new mobile phone that transfers funds into offshore tax havens

[I'm going for the UKUNcut vote here]...

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ronseal 27.02.12 7:32pm
dvo4fun
Transport for London unveils new Hope on Hope off routemaster 0
ronseal 27.02.12 7:27pm
ronseal
Radio adaptation of "The Artist" surprise failure

More to follow...

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apepper 27.02.12 6:44pm
paddyparkinson
Unnamed footballer clocks up 900th extra marital affair

Players, managers and pundits were lined up today to heap praise on a mystery footballer who this weekend added the 900th notch to his impressively battle-scarred bedpost when he slipped his winner...

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grumblechops 27.02.12 6:31pm
charlies_hat
A4E and Charlie George. Police probe egg based welfare-to-work scheme 3
Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 5:25pm
Al McHogan
Liberal Democrats to push for directly-elected newspaper editors

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has unveiled plans to end hereditary privilege in Britain by introducing directly-elected newspaper editors. ‘It’s time to end this anachronistic, unaccountable...

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The Paper Ostrich 27.02.12 5:24pm
dvo4fun
Executioner of the Year title decided by 'death penalty shoot-out'

This year's Texan 'Executioner of the Year' contest has ended in drama this week, as for the first time in it's 120 year history, the winner was crowned after a tense 'death penalty shoot-out'. It is...

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Perks 27.02.12 5:22pm
dvo4fun
London Fashion week to feature Oscar-winning Uggie boots

Complaints soon...

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Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 5:12pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Arsenal profits soar after selling off Brasso stockpile

“Well we won't be needing it for while” shrugged Wenger...

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grumblechops 27.02.12 4:25pm
donttellhimpike