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victimms 16.11.12 11:36am
Okra Winfrey “not in a persistent vegetative state” says agent.

It’s a name that conjures up developments in modern Indian cookery and the art of the TV interview. But Okra Winfrey, whose famous TV “Aloo Chat!” show is as successful among African...

CulchaVulcha 16.11.12 11:24am
Children In Need to focus on not putting children in need

In a break with tradition, the BBC will this year use the annual Children In Need appeal to help children who are already in need rather than putting children in need thanks to the behaviour of their...

johnnydobbo 16.11.12 10:11am
East German Prisoners Made Ikea Furniture In Cold War....

"We had vays of making you sit," said an ex-Stazi officer...

Jesse Bigg 16.11.12 9:56am
Queen and Prince Philip sportingly participate in 'Children in Need Mufti Day'

pinxit 16.11.12 9:29am
Unemployment amongst toy-making elves reaches 11 month low

There were more positive signs for the economy today as latest figures showed that the number of unemployed elves in the toy-making business is the lowest it has been in almost a year. Chancellor...

Vertically Challenged Giant 16.11.12 9:26am
Outbreak of mindless, cheerful zombies 'traced to infectious new archbishop'

A terrifying outbreak of irritating, happy zombies has been traced back by scientists to a single Alpha archbishop. The young and the elderly are thought to be particularly at risk, as well as the...

16.11.12 9:20am
Rising fuel costs see horse sanctuary go public

A horse sanctuary based in Budleigh Salterton in Devon is the first to go public following massive interest in horse power in the wake of increased fuel costs. Happy Valley Horse Sanctuary has...

Dick Everyman 16.11.12 9:14am
Dick Everyman
DLT arrest prompts BBC Christmas tribute programme

The BBC has announced it's Christmas schedule with a tribute show to Dave Lee-Travis as the centre piece to be broadcast at 7pm of Christmas day...

apepper 16.11.12 7:13am
BP: "$4.5 billion for polluting US coast is money well spent"

Oil company BP has stirred-up controversy by saying that the record fine for polluting the American coastline was actually good value for money. "Who doesn't want to annoy the yanks?", said a...

apepper 16.11.12 6:07am
Dog sends owner to obedience school 0
Dumbnews 16.11.12 3:54am
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moanygit 16.11.12 12:45am
David Icke and Tina Turner sell out Wembley Arena

One is a highly respected soul singer with a list of hits going back 50 years. The other is a former sports journalist with a compellingly bizarre vision of the world’s future. Together, they...

CulchaVulcha 15.11.12 11:55pm
Artistes trade union Equity launches Equipaed

Equity, the UK trade union that represents performers and other artistes working across the live and recorded entertainment industry, has opened its doors for people who perform exclusively with...

Dick Everyman 15.11.12 11:24pm
Dick Everyman
Dave Nice & Mike Smash taken in by paedo cops.

More poptastic allegations soon...

MADJEZ 15.11.12 10:39pm
New erotic trend fails to catch on, masturbexting 1
Dumbnews 15.11.12 9:38pm
“BP and BBC to be renamed”, says spokesmen for P and BC... 0
Tripod 15.11.12 6:10pm
"Junior Choice" wasn't a lifestyle declaration, says Ed "Stewpot" Stewart..

More soon....

misterjingles 15.11.12 5:49pm
Sex abuse latest: children to be warned about "manger danger" at nativity plays 0
Nails UK 15.11.12 4:58pm
Nails UK
DLT with mayo to go!!

The Department of Health have performed a u-turn on their advice to boycott Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato based sandwiches after a mix up this morning. Sources close to the department suggest an...

Sheepback 15.11.12 4:57pm
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Train operator denies third-class plan

First Group have waved away claims that they are planning to introduce a third-class service on their Transpennine Express trains, despite information revealed in the House of Lords last week. It...

johnnydobbo 15.11.12 4:35pm
Dettori accused of using performance enhancing whips on horses 0
simonjmr 15.11.12 4:33pm
BMA In "Witch Hunt" Claim As Dr Watson Is Posthumously Struck Off

The British Medical Association are claiming that their members are being unfairly targeted following the recent furore surrounding the posthumous striking off of Sherlock Holmes loyal companion Dr...

Jonny Shlep 15.11.12 4:17pm
Jonny Shlep
Hairy cornflake denies cereal offences 2
medici2471 15.11.12 4:05pm
DLT vows revenge following Noel Edmonds' latest GOTCHA effort. 1
wallster 15.11.12 4:03pm
Police probe George Osborne lunchbox snatch

Westminster police in liaison with Parliament's sergeant-at-arms today launched an urgent inquiry to capture the person responsible for snatching George Osborne's lunchbox. The chancellor's lunchbox...

15.11.12 3:58pm
Aung San Suu Kyi “only joking” about liking Dave Lee Travis... 0
Tripod 15.11.12 2:20pm
Max Mosely offers to discipline Phillip Schofield 0
antharrison 15.11.12 1:42pm
The Seven Aggressively Aspirational Lists You Must Write - Before You Die

You are at risk of dying a miserable unfulfilled and worthless life unless you carry out some activities being advertised alongside this article, according to research. The shocking study, carried...

ronseal 15.11.12 1:36pm
Essex launch of Jimmy Choo's 'sensible winter shoe range'

Fashion designer Jimmy Choo is set to launch a range of sensible women’s shoes for the 2013 winter season. In response to a spate of broken ankles and bruised egos suffered by glamour models last...

Dick Everyman 15.11.12 12:30pm
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