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Czech Exchequer planning Klaus state visit to S. Africa to inspect diamond mines 0
SteveCut 4 years
Google announces plans to make all the world's free web content more affordable 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Doctor says that Ian Tomlinson 'died of natural police violence' 4
John Wiltshire 4 years

A doctor who was told by the police to say that if he wanted to continue practising then to find that Ian Tomlinson died of natural causes today reported that Mr Tomlinson had died of natural...

Farmer paints sheep orange to prevent rustling... 3
be reasonable 4 years

"we can still hear them" complain neighbours...

Injury Lawyers 4U Examine Small Print Of Billy Murray's contract 0
Johnny_Mack347 4 years

TV advert frontman Billy Murray attempted to call in some favours from the team of expert lawyers he's been promoting for the last 18 months at Injury Lawyers 4 U after his wife suffered a horrific...

Mix-up as RAF's annual tea supply delivered to airfield in Italy 1
Ironduke 4 years

someone ordered £50million-worth of Typhoo?...

TNT Delivery van explodes 0
OldThingy 4 years

., The company stated that this report had been blown up out of all proportion., ...

Guy Chapman of Manchester officially named manliest man in the UK 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
Proof that Recession is really biting as TWO able bodied females agree to sleep 0
Ironduke 4 years

with Wayne Rooney for just £500 each...

Body of murderer used for dissection to be buried in Bristol,Derby,Burnley&Leeds 0
Gerontius 4 years

Body of hanged murderer used for dissection classes to be buried in Bristol, Derby, Manchester and Leeds., Found in a cupboard.a skeleton, You couldn't make that bit up...

Existentialist economist accused of short-termism 0
Batmankoff 4 years

more to follow...

Park's new merry-go-round neither goes round, nor is in any way 'merry'. 1
Worth 4 years
Injured Grand National jockeys moved to stable hospital unit 0
charlies_hat 4 years
‘All white’ Oxford: ‘then why is everyone complaining?’ asks Barrymore 2
jp1885 4 years
Lansley "Given a cup of sweet tea and a bit of a lie down". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Government announces unemployment fell since this mornings announcement 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Ministers were pleased to announce that the number of people out of work fell by one after the figures released at 9am Apparently Mr Eric Trimble collapsed and died at Worksop DSS while waiting to...

Cracks begin to show as bottom falls out of underpant market 2
Pinhead 4 years

and Calvin Klein hits skid row...

Independent: Kate Middleton gets Diana's ring resized... 5
be reasonable 4 years

how do you follow that?...

Price fixing by soap making firms - the bubble bursts 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Philosophical pig admits "I'm pink, therefore I'm spam"... 0
be reasonable 4 years

more soon., Or, "I'm pink, therefore I ham"...

Descartes' verdict on Rooney: He doesn't think, therefore he isn't. 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Nation prepares for day of street parties to celebrate AV referendum 10
Ludicity 4 years

The British people are preparing to bring out the bunting for a day of street parties, fetes and carnivals to celebrate the chance to express their views on electoral reform. ‘May the 5th will be...

Charlie from Casualty to replace Andrew Lansley as new Health Secretary 0
Basil_B 4 years

In response to the 98% no confidence vote by nurses working for the NHS on current Health Secretary Andrew Lansley the coalition government have decided to replace him with Charlie Fairhead the main...

NewsBiscuit writer makes over obvious contribution 0
glass90 4 years

A NewsBiscuit writer today was accused of making a "really rubbish obvious contribution". The alleged obviousness concerns a submission about Wayne Rooney’s swearing incident. There are also...

Tories and Liberals unmasked in sham marriage clampdown 5
simonjmr 4 years

A senior Lib Dem councillor has warned that the sham marriage of the Liberal Party to the Conservatives could result in many Lib Dem councillors losing their seats on 5 May due to coalition policies ...

All-gay jury 'still out' 0
dicky37 4 years

[More soon]...

Yemen passes law banning the wearing of berets and strings of onions 1
Pinhead 4 years

Well everyone else is bloody doing it No more soon...

Struggling zip manufacturer managing to "keep things together", says spokesman. 1
MC One R 4 years
There's a Moussa loose aboot ma hoose 0
Pinhead 4 years

Exclaims Russ Abbot. From his holiday time-share. In Tripoli. Plausibly...

The Koran available online for you to download and burn your own copy 11
simonjmr 4 years