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Boris Johnson demands tax breaks for absent fathers. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:20am
MT Bucket
Germany says EU needs UK, "we can't agree on who else to all hate." 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:19am
MT Bucket
Cameron and Clegg go to RELATE to save marriage after latest spat. 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:18am
MT Bucket
Cameron: "You don't have to be a Christian to live here but it helps" 0
MT Bucket 20.12.11 12:16am
MT Bucket
Osborne confirms bankers must now pass "Go" before receiving bonuses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.12.11 10:38pm
dominic_mcg
"Time for a woman to lead!" says Kim's widow, Ma Jong. 0
Iscariot 19.12.11 10:30pm
Iscariot
Pink Panther dies in prison after life of making crap cartoons. 0
MADJEZ 19.12.11 10:22pm
MADJEZ
US Lease On English Language To Expire In 2012

A recently discovered contract dated around the end of the US War of Independence shows that the US's lease on the usage of the English language will come to an end in 2012.,  ,...

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SimonJJames 19.12.11 9:51pm
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Brian Cox proves theory a particle physicist can be in many places at once 0
Runestone Cowboy 19.12.11 9:13pm
Runestone Cowboy
Angry onion farm workers surprise at appearance on South Korean TV 0
medici2471 19.12.11 9:05pm
medici2471
AA confirms - car exhaust pipe diameter inversely proportional to driver's IQ

irritating bastards....

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medici2471 19.12.11 8:50pm
medici2471
N.Koreans inconsolable as contents of 'Dear Jong' letter are broadcast...

"My dear adoring countrymen and women, It is a far better thing I do now than I have ever done. Please don't blame yourselves. You must understand that It's not you, it's me. Promise me you'll look...

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charlieworth 19.12.11 8:11pm
charlieworth
Christmas Cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus

The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this morning and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we...

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Immunis 19.12.11 7:55pm
Immunis
Good news as safety inspection give Fukushima nuclear plant "A glowing report". 5
dvo4fun 19.12.11 7:23pm
Immunis
Cowell to judge in new series of ‘The Dictator Factor’ for North Korean TV

Simon Cowell has been signed up as the lead judge in North Korea’s search for a new supreme leader. The Dictator Factor will follow a number of Generals and Air Marshalls as they attempt to debate,...

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Immunis 19.12.11 7:14pm
Immunis
CIA claim ‘we were no where near Kim Jong-il when he was murdered’ 0
Immunis 19.12.11 7:13pm
Immunis
God particle discovery reveals evidence that God is really, really, small 0
Immunis 19.12.11 7:13pm
Immunis
Marketing team behind Incest by Paco Rabanne resign after poor sales. 0
reforse 19.12.11 6:44pm
reforse
Kim Jong-II set to rise again in 3 days time

More soon but definitely going down the route of a Jesus / Zombie...

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SimonJJames 19.12.11 6:14pm
SimonJJames
Kim Jong-il successor named as Sepp Blatter 0
TerribleTim 19.12.11 5:41pm
TerribleTim
Kim Jong Il dies of ronery-ness aged 69.

Harrowwwwww more soon...

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MADJEZ 19.12.11 5:20pm
MADJEZ
Paxman and Osborne go head to head over economy

In a hard hitting interview for tonight's newsnight programme, Jeremy Paxman has succeeded in getting Mr Osborne to admit that he has serious doubts about how to bring the economy back into line and...

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wallster 19.12.11 4:41pm
Des Custard
Cops dismiss constraint tactics of rioting fisherman as different kettle of fish 0
button 19.12.11 4:38pm
button
Modern extreme doggers confirm they wouldn't stoop as low as a Krankie 0
simonjmr 19.12.11 4:26pm
simonjmr
Kim Jong Dead - he'd been Il for a while 5
simonjmr 19.12.11 4:24pm
simonjmr
Nick Clegg ponders if his work / life balance is right? 0
simonjmr 19.12.11 4:23pm
simonjmr
Obituary - Kim Jong-il

Kim Jong-il has today died at the age of 69 from, according to local media, a severe case of caring too much. A secretive figure, much of what we know about his life is cobbled together from official...

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Newsquelch 19.12.11 4:00pm
Newsquelch
Cruel dictator dies of overwork

International news agencies have been reporting the death of a notorious tyrant and the leader of a secretive kleptomaniac society. Under his rule, millions of his people were kept in starvation and...

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DorsetBoy 19.12.11 3:47pm
reforse
Kim Nominated with Posthumous Oscar for role as Kim Jong-il

Yuri Irsenovich Kim is to be nominated for a posthumous Oscar and Life time achievement award at the forth coming 84th Academy Award Ceremony in February. Kim, who famously undertook the role of...

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A.Parody 19.12.11 3:47pm
A.Parody
Strictly and Dr Who stars back plan to rename BBC News as ‘News about the BBC’ 2
Duncan Biscuit 19.12.11 3:04pm
dvo4fun