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Johnson admits world cup strategy was to pass to the big bloke in the centre

Martin Johnson has been forced to admit that England's entire rugby world cup strategy was based upon the idea of passing to 'the big foreign bloke in the centre' who seems to scare people. "We were...

Shandy 26.11.11 11:58am
Government to appoint minister to have arguments with John Humphries 5
greg various 26.11.11 11:40am
Al OPecia
'British Plumbers out of sync with clients' claims trading standards

Just fixed the bath tap and this cheesy line popped into my head...

Immunis 26.11.11 11:39am
greg various
Teletubbies to stand in for Border Officials at Heathrow. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.11.11 11:10am
Al OPecia
Patients urge govt. to reconsider asking civil servants to stand in for surgeons 13
26.11.11 9:47am
Benefit cheat 'Disabled' man danced at wedding in Cana of Galilee 0
button 26.11.11 9:41am
Egyptian protests blamed on The Bangles 5
Sinnick 26.11.11 8:47am
Nick McCarr
‘The Riots’ stage show is to be followed up by ‘Rape! – The Musical’

The release of a politically-charged show in London’s Tricycle theatre based on the recent riots has already triggered frantic scribbles by other playwrights wanting to use ‘Broken Britain’...

kimllfixit 26.11.11 6:36am
L’oreal customers will have to prove ‘they’re worth it’.

Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - ‘L’oreal: because I’m worth it’ – the cosmetics giant has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they...

Flexicon 26.11.11 5:57am
December expected to be the most average for 200 years

The meteological office has predicted that Britain will be in the grip of the most typical winter weather since records began. "We haven't had a typical December for many years.", explained a...

apepper 26.11.11 12:06am
Vertically Challenged Giant
wrong bloke. Oops. 7
25.11.11 11:38pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Apple stores to honor black friday by doubling all prices 0
Dumbnews 25.11.11 11:33pm
Euro Vision team set to tune-up economy during crisis

Leaked minutes from a high-level meeting of European government leaders in Belgium has proved an embarrassing reminder to Europeans that their politicians do not necessarily all sing from the same...

Username 25.11.11 11:02pm
Man stays on web page after seeing ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up

Lee Hall, from Orpington, has become the first ever person to stay on a web page after having been confronted with the ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up. The solitary click marks a stunning...

Qoxiivi 25.11.11 10:51pm
New government scheme creates jobs for 16 17 year olds. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 25.11.11 10:06pm
Moves to ban 'vajazzling' as doctors discover gigantic cyst in woman's vagina

When 38-year-old Tracey Irving went to her beauty salon for a Brazilian wax, she never dreamed it would have catastrophic results. Tracey explains: "After my therapist had finished she sprinkled...

Flexicon 25.11.11 9:16pm
IOW farmer ridicules wind farm: "as if we don't have enough wind already" 0
Nick McCarr 25.11.11 9:01pm
Nick McCarr
Adele to deliver Royal Institution Christmas Lecture

In a shock move, the Royal Institution has announced its annual Christmas lecture will be delivered by the pop singer Adele. Entitled "Inflammable Precipitation", the 23 year old will expound on her...

Mrblacker 25.11.11 8:36pm
Widespread demands for inquiry into claims Sienna Miller is an actress 1
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 7:48pm
greg various
Levi goes back to his Roots after tasty 'Reggae Reggae' sauce drama.

High Court Judge branded him a jerk...

Bryan with a Y 25.11.11 7:44pm
Bryan with a Y
David Beckham trapped in a clothes horse...

Another child on the way...

John Ffitch-Rucker 25.11.11 7:28pm
BBC to bring back "One Man and his Dog"....BENTON!!!!! 4
Son of Barnabas 25.11.11 7:15pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Gardening equipment manufacturer will use cutting-hedge technology 4
Smart Alex 25.11.11 6:39pm
Francis Maude calls for volunteer Air Traffic Controllers on TUC day of action

more soon from the Prize C**t no doubt...

dvo4fun 25.11.11 5:49pm
Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknownst to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is...

brownpaperreporter 25.11.11 4:52pm
Hot pussy 1
Screenie 25.11.11 3:23pm
greg various
It’s Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

Bo, the Obama’s two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the...

bobo lutz 25.11.11 3:17pm
greg various
RFU reveals truth of England's rugby campaign "Just the Bullingdon Club on tour"

More waiter...

dvo4fun 25.11.11 3:15pm
Andre fears Jordan snatch 2
medici2471 25.11.11 2:51pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
IOW Broadcasting Corporation planning ambitious "Coast" series 6
simonjmr 25.11.11 2:50pm
Smart Alex