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New Government-funded drink-awareness campaign 0
hero2zero 3 years

Today will see the launch of a new TV and media campaign, aiming to encourage under-eighteen drinkers to select a “Friend to stay sober” ready to administer first aid in the event of the injury...

Blair upsets Mandela - one sin too many? 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

Tony Blair was left exposed today as news emerged that his decision to go to war in Iraq had annoyed Nelson Mandela. Significantly for Blair, even the Catholic church has distanced itself ahead of...

International Concern following NZ announcement of City Suspended from Moon 1
Shaunis 3 years

Jubilation erupted on the streets of New Zealand today after World View Incorporated announced that the plan to build a Super City suspended from the moon had been given initial Resource Consent ...

British Museum secures $39 million donation from Sainsburys 2
arrghgarry 3 years

promises to steal lots more goodies from Countries in turmoil...

Brits struggle to find work as immigrants flood The X Factor. 1
SingingHinny 3 years

The X Factor is at the centre of a fresh immigration row, after a Panorama investigation revealed that British hopefuls are being turned away from auditions due to a flood of immigrants seeking fame...

Channel 4 production meeting agenda leaked. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

9:30am Monday 13 September 2010., Attendees : All Production Staff. [u]Agenda :[/u], 1 - How in the fuck are we going to fill 400 hours of schedule next summer for absolutely bugger all money. In...

Ma Cherie Amour - encore - by Antonia Cartland-Blair 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

The story so far. Having sated his love - like an animal - with the object of his adoration, Cherie, our hero, Antonio, sips a whisky and remembers times past. Chapter 13 Where had it all gone...

Boating death of ugly girl overshadowed by similar death of beautiful girl 2
la maga 3 years
Dr Who is real says Stephen Hawking 0
Basil_B 3 years

Shock news from the world of science as well known mathematician and scientist Stephen Hawking made the astonishing statement today by saying ' Dr who is real and is and has and will have actually...

Frisbee and Floristry the big movers as "Top 25 Hobbies 2010" released 0
Paddster98 3 years

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/ultimate%20frisbee%20jesus%20crocodile.jpg It was all glitz and glamour at a gala event held this weekend where the top 25 hobbies in the world were...

Some person you've sort of heard of caught taking bad stuff, say weary journos 0
la maga 3 years

Journalists were once again forced to manufacture outrage today over some P-list celebrity who no one much liked anyway taking some drug that their readers either don't know anything about or do know...

Ken Livingston organises ulitmate frisbee competions allover London 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Recently 75% of French couples said their sex life was shit 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and coprophilia clubs were springing up allover the place...

"Yes we can limit our losses" Obama urges democrats 0
jm 3 years
Party conferences to be broadcast on BBC Four to ensure privacy 0
jm 3 years
Australian republicanism fuelled by showing "Last Night of the Poms" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Battle of sexes officially over as man successfully folds fitted sheet 0
dicky37 3 years

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Banker Says Casino Banking Term is Misleading. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'For us its not a casino. We always make sure the market is rigged in our favour before we do anything. That way we can privatise the profit and socialise the loss. We don't take any risk.'...

Encyclopedia Britanica announces new leather bound expanded edition of Wikipedia 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Moral Fibre 1
MTJR 3 years

A new ruling on organic food insists that every packet must show a “moral fibre” content. The more ecologically sound and animal friendly the product is, the higher the moral fibre content. ...

Tired IoW tourist visits sleepy hollow and falls into yawning crevasse 0
pinxit 3 years

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Eighty Fairey Swordfish to be ordered for new aircraft carriers. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

British String Manufacturers Association "delighted"...

Rock stars now living longer than the average Scotsman, research shows. 4
ramblesnake 3 years

Apologies to me Scots chums but here's the link to prove it. Forget that. I'll have to kidnap a child in the morning to show me how to do it...

Serving police officer who is described as kind ,sensitive and a good listener 0
arrghgarry 3 years

on face book by a friend is fired.Chief Constable Dirk Blair said we cannot have police officers listening to people no matter how sober they are ...

Study finds whatever you think about something, the opposite is also true 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Davina McCall will tell her kids that Heroin is great, if she asks 0
arrghgarry 3 years

but it is addictive ,and costly So maybe Anal sex and gangbangs are the way to go...

Blair brings peace to feuding Middle East business interests 0
la maga 3 years

In his first major triumph since becoming Middle East Peace Envoy on a wave of hope and optimism, Tony Blair has this year finally made a difference between Israelis and Palestinians. He has brought...

Stash of maidenheads found buried under Greenwood Tree 0
DonnaQuixote 3 years

Outlandish Knight being held for questioning...

Aircraft Carriers to be built jointly with Iran. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Euphonium player fined for carless parping 2
afternoonslow 3 years

Parping Restrictions, Careless parping represents a serious hazard, as well as it being an offence under the Toad Racket Act 1988 to parp on verges or footpaths without good cause., Do not parp...