Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
American Airlines grasp concept of multiplication

Top executives at troubled US carrier American Airlines yesterday finally understood the concept of multiplication, and immediately filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. In a high-level...

5
GreenCross 30.11.11 8:10am
Griffin
Two million hospital patients to enjoy day off; shops and restaurants braced. 0
SingingHinny 30.11.11 7:24am
SingingHinny
Obese non-violent protestor to go on over-eating strike 0
Dumbnews 30.11.11 5:51am
Dumbnews
Chelsea confirm game against Valencia is now literally a life or death situation

Villas Boas pre-booked on one way flight to Siberia next Thursday as Abramovich's patience runs out. "I expect you to win, Mr Villas Boas" Roman was quoted, as he gently stroked a cat...

0
grottymonty 30.11.11 1:22am
grottymonty
Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Beagles - The Musical

The Kennel Club & Daily Post critic, howled in dismay at the as the latest "Dogsploitation" offering from producer Sloop Dogg. The musical tells the true story of the struggle of 4 tobacco ...

0
Tuneraider 30.11.11 12:31am
Tuneraider
Work reasonable hours for average pay & benefits? Maybe you need a Trade Union

Are you tired of working almost 40 hours a week for a salary around the market average for your qualifications and skill set? Are you unhappy that your benefits are only marginally better than 95% of...

23
Vertically Challenged Giant 30.11.11 12:14am
dvo4fun
Sports Personality rapped over no women. Public demand totty at awards show. 1
MADJEZ 29.11.11 10:26pm
riesler
Big Brother Revived For Final “Dignitas” Series 0
Ablative Fabsolute 29.11.11 9:40pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Scientists suggest wi-fi laptops damage sperm - users suggest vice verse 2
charlies_hat 29.11.11 9:37pm
dominic_mcg
Thomas Cook it?-You're Booking Joking - 2

The recent bad publicity over the financial stability of the travel agent Thomas Cook has only added to the problems faced by the company. The feeling is that no one in their right mind is going to...

45
greg various 29.11.11 9:18pm
Perks
Public sector job losses to hit 600,000 by 2016

Public begin to notice in 2061. (Ignites blue touch paper, retires to safe distance)...

0
John Ffitch-Rucker 29.11.11 8:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man left in shock as website doesn't 'welcome your feedback'

A man from Buckinghamshire has been left in shock today, following a visit to the website of his favourite high street baker’s. The man, Mr Smith, quickly popped onto the Gregg’s website to...

4
Perks 29.11.11 8:22pm
Perks
'Cheese on Toast' to replace roast dinner on this years Christmas table.

Hard-up consumers have been saving for weeks in order to treat their families to the more traditional Christmas dish of Welsh Rarebit. The move to return to the original Christmas festive-board...

0
Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 8:01pm
Bryan with a Y
USA to offset it's carbon footprint by exporting more carbonated drinks. 0
Smart Alex 29.11.11 7:56pm
Smart Alex
Chimneysweep criticised for carbon footprint 0
nickb 29.11.11 7:44pm
nickb
We Buy Any Car.com makes record low offer on 61-plate Corsa. More soon. 1
GreenCross 29.11.11 7:28pm
Smart Alex
2012 seats for troops: wounded soldiers to be given tickets for Paraplegic Games 1
Dickens or Shakespeare 29.11.11 6:55pm
greg various
Foreign Office Junior Minister caught on video "internet sensation". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.11.11 6:29pm
Al OPecia
Streets in London cleared as a Jeremy Paxman escapes from the BBC

The police have warned members of the public to be careful after a Jeremy Paxman escaped from the BBC and is roaming wild in the streets of London. It is thought that animal rights protesters broke...

3
Immunis 29.11.11 6:24pm
SingingHinny
Government and Unison "united" in condemnation of strike by NHS patients.

The government has warned of widespread disruption within the health service as patients threatened to stage a walk out following a ongoing dispute over food standards, infection control, waiting...

9
SingingHinny 29.11.11 6:22pm
SingingHinny
John Major 'looking forward to Iron Lady sequel'

Sir John Major has said he is looking forward to the release of a sequel to ‘The Iron Lady’, the biopic of Margaret Thatcher that hits cinemas next month. Major, who claims to have been prime...

2
The Paper Ostrich 29.11.11 5:43pm
Ferrero Rocher shares surge as Iran protesters storm embassy

Ferrero Rocher, suppliers of chocolate balls to ambassadors world wide, have seen a boost to their share price after Iranian protesters cleaned out the UK embassy of the treats. "We expect many...

0
apepper 29.11.11 4:51pm
apepper
Wales boss emphatically rejects chance to testify at Leveson enquiry. - 2 36
reforse 29.11.11 4:20pm
GreenCross
Outrage as no men shortlisted for the final of the great British Bake Off

The BBC have been inundated with complaints after the popular baking contest announce an all-female shortlist. “We have used the same voting system that we always use’ said Sue Perkins,...

0
Gareth_wilts 29.11.11 4:09pm
Gareth_wilts
Osborne: family planning to be capped

in line with local authorities...

0
Laughingstock 29.11.11 4:08pm
Laughingstock
HSE condemn working practices and risk culture in Knotty Ash Jam Butty Mines

The Health and Safety Executive in conjunction with the BBC's Watchdog programme have issued a stark and daming report into the working conditions in the Treacle and Jam Butty Mines of Knotty Ash,...

0
simonjmr 29.11.11 3:24pm
simonjmr
Costa to sell coffee enemas

High street coffee outlet chain Costa Coffee has announced that, following a successful pilot scheme in Manchester, they will be offering coffee enemas to their customers. ‘People have been...

3
jp1885 29.11.11 3:23pm
jp1885
Wendy "deluged" with celebrity offers to dance on Murdoch's grave

Magnate's wife calls it "the Charlotte Church effect" Charlotte Church famously sang at his wedding, waiving her fee for the honour of helping celebrate the nuptials of the media giant. Now...

0
nickb 29.11.11 2:51pm
nickb
Marmite spill sharply divides delayed motorists

"I'm loving it, the whole Marmite thing," laughs Maureen Travers stuck in traffic on the M1 for three hours. "I know some people hate traffic delays but it gave me a chance to catch up with friends...

2
nickb 29.11.11 2:48pm
nickb
BBC to enforce no WAGs policy for MOTD presenters

BBC has today announced that it will cover the opening stages of Euro 2012 from Salford and that a strict "no WAGs" policy will be enforced for the duration of the tournament. "We want the best from...

0
simonjmr 29.11.11 1:36pm
simonjmr