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Manchester City take a £2million gamble on unborn fetus 3
alexc 3 years

Manchester City have unveiled the latest signing in their seemingly unending spending spree after splashing out £2 million on an unborn fetus., Although the player couldn’t be there personally,...

Florida gays horrified at adoption ban lift 0
Gerontius 3 years

New legislation passed by congress allowing gay men to adopt orphaned children in Florida has spread panic throughout the gay community., After years of uncertainty, news that they can now give some...

Commonwealth Games Anthem revealed. 0
Ostsee 3 years

To be sung by athletes every morning to the tune of 'Mull of Kintyre' while falling down the space where the stairs should be. Oh deary, deary, deary me, I desperately need to have a pee, Ah yes,...

Lesser government advisors 'huffy' after recommendations overlooked 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Following the publication of further recommendations from the government's top drugs advisors, lower ranking advisors are said to be 'in a proper huff' that their own carefully planned advice has...

Old lady who swallowed fly gives 5 stars to the Fat Duck 3
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Vince Cable's medication to be changed... 0
be reasonable 3 years

his Doctors have been increasingly concerned in recent months, as he has asked Banks to not behave like businesses, global corporations to stop being interested in money and middle-class homeowners...

Chocolate medals wrapped in foil are final nail in coffin for Commonwealth Games 0
JayGee 3 years
Prince Philip not offensive... 0
be reasonable 3 years

There was no shock or feigned outrage today after Prince Philip described the Commonwealth Games venue in Delhi as looking like it was "built by bloody Indians". It is thought to be the first time...

'Chris Moyles has not been funny for six years', rants BBC 0
JayGee 3 years
Police criticised for giving up on anti social behaviour 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Gangs involved in anti social behaviour throughout the UK have complained that police are not taking ASB seriously, there are not enough police on the beat to deal with ASB and ‘cutting their...

Atheletes en-route to India express concerns over Heathrow Travelodge 3
jp1885 3 years
New offshore wind farm blows Margate 7 miles inland 0
jp1885 3 years
US to execute stoned woman. 0
afternoonslow 3 years

A grandmother with an IQ of 72 is to become the first woman to be executed in Virginia in nearly a century after the United States Supreme Court dismissed a last ditch appeal., Teresa Lewis, 41, was...

Price of Nylon plummets after Cable 'spiv' comments 2
jp1885 3 years
Man shocked when wife allows him to do the washing up "his own bloody way". 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Top Pakistani comedian rebuked and reported for making jokes about 0
arrghgarry 3 years

white infidels not being worthy enough to be Muslims .They are just like the shit on my shoe ,and that why we like throwing shoes at them ...

Ron Atkinson: Chinese genocide comment taken out of context 0
alexc 3 years

Former manager and pundit Ron Atkinson is once again at the centre of racial controversy after making comments advocating the genocide of Chinese citizens., The comments, which Atkinson made after...

Nigerian elderly warned of American e-mail scams 1
wwwiz 3 years

Mr. Moses Odiaka, age 83, of Dawakin Kudu, Kano Province, has found himself penniless and taking shelter in a hog shed in Des Moines, Iowa, after succumbing to the well-known American 9-1-4 fraud.,...

"I`m still here" Official Trailer , trash 0
arrghgarry 3 years
New fears that Vince Cable is 'just making it all up'. 1
deskpilot3 3 years
BBC Executives can't believe that Chris Moyles hasn't taken the hint. More soon 1
deskpilot3 3 years
Sarah Palin chooses Pamela Anderson running mate for 2012 0
arrghgarry 3 years

which nicely coincides with the end of the world...

Miliband brothers may agree to lead Labour party in coalition. More soon. 0
deskpilot3 3 years
PG Tips chimps set to take US mid term elections by storm 1
simonjmr 3 years
The U.S .Army don`t ask don`t tell policy will be scrapped and a new everyone 0
arrghgarry 3 years

will be sodomised policy will take its place ,just to put everyone on the same footing.The U.S public has been getting it in the ass for years we dont see why the troops should be any different said...

Government to scrap body which scraps bodies. 1
tl72uk 3 years
Man buys 30" LCD screen and wireless keyboard/mouse for tiny netbook PC 0
antharrison 3 years

'At least I can see what it says and type properly without pressing four keys at once'...

Man relives hilarity of finding CD in wrong case 0
antharrison 3 years
David threatens to quit Oasis if 'Our Ed' wins leadership vote 0
tidris1 3 years
Cable: 'We punch above our weight'. Prescott: 'Me too!' 0
tidris1 3 years