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Police fly to Panama in search of missing kayaker 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Man decides to only oppose wars with memorable bad guys 1
la maga 3 years

David Lebworth, a committed liberal from Hammersmith, London, last night threw up his hands in disgust and declared that he was sick of opposing wars in countries where he could barely pronounce let...

Notting Hill Carnival sees over 1 million people all dressed as Hugh Grant 1
Ludicity 3 years
Blair's christian lawyers to appeal 'Camel Versus Eye of Needle' ruling 8
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Tony Blair's representatives on earth are convinced they have a good case to contest the diktat governing rich men's entry into heaven., Lawyers from Cherie Booth's Matrix Chambers law firm have...

Controversy over new range of pet carriers 1
virtuallywill 3 years

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Prophets of doom swell jobless numbers across Britain 1
la maga 3 years

Prophets of doom are set to join the hordes of civil servants and small loans advisors on dole queues across Britain, it was claimed today by Oracle, the prophets' trade union. While civil servants...

Betting scam man wins £20 000 on wager that he’d be bailed today 0
Mother 3 years

The bailing police officer insists that there are NO suspicious circumstances...

After Tony Blair, which new Minister will be Morgan Stanley's next Apprentice? 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

., Themes:, New Series of the Apprentice., New set of cabinet ministers, desperate to audition for the coveted place on the board of a global corporation., Last year's competition saw Tony,...

Man arrested after alleged Test Match 0
virtuallywill 3 years

as clean as wrestling...

Pope cancels prayers for Chilean miners after they start requesting condoms 0
Ludicity 3 years
George Osborne to Sell off British Orphans 2
Quaz 3 years

In a bold move aimed at reducing the budget deficit, Chancellor George Osborne has announced the Government’s intention to privatise the UK’s stockpile of orphans and children in care within the...

British comedy must fall into line with Europe, Brussels demands 1
3 years

Mr Bean survives but Young Ones tapes to be deleted. British comedy has long been regarded as the world's finest. From Hancock's Half Hour in the 60s, through Fawlty Towers in the 70s, Only Fools...

“Depression not linked to child abuse”, claim Chilean minors. 0
NUBINATOR 3 years

More soon?...

Woman In Shock After Hearing of Pub Closure 0
estima 3 years

A 39 year old woman from the Canterbury area was being comforted by friends last night after her plans to attend an office Christmas outing were left in tatters when it transpired that the Red Lion...

EXCLUSIVE: Patrick Stewart's reaction to decline of the "face-palm" meme... 0
Crayola 3 years

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US Iraq withdrawal confuses 36% of Americans waiting for the credits to roll 0
Crayola 3 years

These events are not fictional. Sadly...

Steven Moffats PC crashes. New Sherlock series has Daleks, Watson in miniskirt 0
Crayola 3 years

Internet Doctor Who fans vote Martin Freeman to 89 in FHM's 100 sexiest women...

CON-dem Government Announces New National Lottery Rules 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Only Dave's mates in Kensington and Chelsea can play...

Lab technician kept constantly amused by witty retorts 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Sword-Swallowing, Tory MP Dies 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Sword-swallowing, Tory MP dies due to 'cutlass' accent...

Football Players Hiding in Bars and Clubs to be Press Ganged into England Squad 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We've decided to make them an offer they can't refuse', said a Mr 'Big' Tony, a troubleshooter, who has recently arrived from Sicily at the request of the England Coaching Team. 'We just want the...

World of statistic in shock as ONS employee accepts bribes on camera 0
3 years

The world of statistics gathering was reeling today following a News of the World sting in which an employee of the Office of National Statistics was secretly filmed accepted £150,000 to release...

BBC editors desperate to maintain interest in Pakistan invent cricket scandal 0
la maga 3 years

After weeks of flooding in Pakistan well-meaning BBC editors, concerned that public interest in the disaster is waning, have invented a cricketing scandal in a desperate attempt to focus attention on...

Tesco Express staff unaware that 7am Sunday booze shoppers are high as kites 0
la maga 3 years
Mine disaster may have been caused by The Hood to get pictures of Thunderbird 1 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Spending cuts spell end of free exorcisms on NHS 3
Barrel o Biscuits 3 years

Labour's shadow occult minister, Ed Balls, has denounced the government's "betrayal" of the playthings of Satan after examination of spending plans revealed a 90% cut in funding for the thousands of...

Lib Dems trapped underground for months 0
thogg 3 years

It has recently discovered that the Lib Dems, trapped underground and feared to be dead, are infact alive and well. Nick Cleggs furious digging since the election has backfired spectacuarly when a...

Cat Woman Still in Hiding as Millions Search Wheelie Bins 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years
Big Brother house a success for witness protection program. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

Police have been praised after 'hiding' 10 important witnesses in plain sight for the last ten weeks. The people in the house have gone completely unnoticed by the press and the public and have...

As Gordon ramsays empire collapses he launches a search for new swear words 4
arrghgarry 3 years