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Phiona Bruce and Hugh Edwards branded as scabs for offering to read the news 5
Basil_B 3 years

on the pavement outside BBC Studios in Shepherds Bush...

Firework factory in Nottingham prepares for tomorrows surprise arson attack 0
Basil_B 3 years

Not even Auto Insurance Phoenix Arizona would accept this claim...

Coca-Cola to launch steak & lobster flavoured energy drink 0
SteveCut 3 years
Abu Hamza Let Off the Hook 0
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BBC Strike bites: Even the website is having to run news from World War I 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years

IOW residents pleased to be kept up to date...

Global Warming Denial a hoax admit climate scientists 4
lostcosmonauts 3 years

A coalition of climate scientists admitted today that opposition to anthropogenic climate change was actually an elaborate ruse designed to prolong funding into climate science. “We discovered...

BBC Strike Latest: "Most Haunted" to be Made by Skeleton Crew 0
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Total news vacuum as BBC strike means no ‘Strictly’ or ‘Apprentice’ updates 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Qantas investigations reveal that superglue is no substitute for steel rivets 4
Basil_B 3 years
Poppy Patrols Mounted Across the UK 7
De-scribe 3 years

Controversial government Poppy Patrols have taken to the UK’s streets today ahead of next week’s Remembrance Day celebrations. The armed, Jack-booted, swastika-wearing volunteers will ensure that...

3 disgruntled Radio 2 listeners switch to Radio 6. 1
Ostsee 3 years
Guy Fawkes calls off plot after agreeing to meet independent review panel 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
NASA to launch The Stig into space today 1
Sinnick 3 years

War Blind donate proceeds from Poppy Day to striking journalists at BBC. 1
arflaethel 3 years

“I say, nearly one days' Preening Allowance”...

BBC 5Live broadcasts needing assistance from life support system. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years
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IABP 3 years

BBC news Ticker Bar...

Harry Pitta and the deadly haloumi mockbuster launched on DVD 0
simonjmr 3 years

The latest installment in the long running mockbuster Harry Pitta series is launched this week. Following the adventures of a junior Kebabologist. Pitta must battle the evil Lord Volauvent and bring...

Daily Express to investigate breach of editorial protocol 4
MC One R 3 years

The Daily Express is holding an internal witch-hunt to ascertain why Princess Diana has not been on the front page every day in recent months. "It's only been 13 years" said a spokesperson, "there...

BBC News strike 0
simonjmr 3 years

No more soon...

There's Still Time To Get Your Pets Put Down Before Bonfire Night say RSPCA 3
IABP 3 years
UK streets expected to be deserted tonight due to BBC journalists’ strike 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Judge recommends criminal who posed as yoga tutor is put away for a long stretch 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Landing delayed by loss of Airbus A380 engine 1
wwwiz 3 years

"If we lose all four engines, we'll be up here forever," passenger complains...

Auto Insurance companies "desperate for customers". More adverts soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
New "patch" eagerly awaited to correct iPhone iOverslept Ap 0
hero2zero 3 years

Availability to be announced...

Fetish Channel launches Strictly Cum Dancing 0
Scroat 3 years
'Clueless' Apprentice contestant confuses Alan Sugar with Richard Branson 1
dicky37 3 years

Lord Sugar was said to be 'fuming' last night after the media-savvy, bearded, self-made millionaire British entrepreneur was mistaken for media-savvy, bearded self-made British millionaire...

Islamic Cleric defends youtube footage that inspired MP stabbing by saying 4
Basil_B 3 years

'I thought the Government were looking for a cut in MP's'...

Supermarket Wars: Sainsbury’s claim Tesco stockpiling weapons grade plutonium 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In the latest twist in this dangerous saga, Sainsbury’s have called for UN Weapons Inspectors to be given access to Tesco distribution centres. While Tesco freely admit to possessing low grade...

Cabinet Members Grounded after Cable Fault 2
De-scribe 3 years

The entire Lib-Dem element of the coalition cabinet has been grounded after Business Secretary Vince Cable exploded in mid-speech last night. Witnesses reported a “loud bang” during the speech,...