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Babestation stunner Michelle Moist named as new face of Countryfile . 6
Gary Stanton 4 years

The BBC swatted aside further accusations of ageism and sexism last night following the sacking of 53 year-old Countryfile presenter Miriam O’ Reilly by insisting her replacement, the sexy 24...

Illsley to resign 0
sid 4 years

"He obviously doesn't understand the rules," say fellow MPs...

Skool leeg tabels 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

Just wone in six pupels in Ingland has acheeved the knew Inglish Backalorryette intorduced by the guvmint, Inglands leeg tabels shew...

Pubs to open late for Royal Wedding... 0
Doylem 4 years

Thanks to a royal edict, pubs will be able to stay open late, on the day of William and Kate’s wedding, so that their grateful subjects can doff their caps, tug their forelocks and toast the happy...

Victoria Coren's dresses to be displayed in construction industry museum. 13
Ostsee 4 years
Tall tales win Avram Grant a “stay of execution”... 0
Doylem 4 years

Avram Grant, Manager of West Ham, has managed to keep his job by telling stories every night to club owners, David Sullivan and David Gold. So entertaining are these stories - and so keen are...

Lord Lucan crowned World Hide and Seek champion 1
Mrblacker 4 years
Brisbane Aussies go back to their POHM roots with rooftop protest 4
StoopyDeGunt 4 years
Tourism Australia declares Brisbane 'the Venice of the south' 1
Fred 4 years
The Keeper of the Arc of the Covenant in Eithiopia says 6
melody 4 years

Yes ,he does know that it is is Christmas...

Chinese stealth fighter lost by Beijing air traffic control. 0
DiY 4 years
Eve the African woman who gave birth to the Human race says her fanny 2
melody 4 years
o' reilly and bradbury to work side by side for the BBC 1
4ty2 4 years

as testpicture for HDTV The BBC is challenging all female viewers to count the wrinkles. First prize will be a day with nicole kidman on the botox farm...

Middle-aged Mutant Ninja Turtle found living rough in LA sewer 1
wallster 4 years

A Youtube video showing the former hero in a half-shell, Ninja turtle, Leonardo is causing an internet sensation. Once the leader of a fearless band of anthropomorphic reptiles, trained in martial...

Dancers Sue Pop Musicians For Side Effects From Exposure To "Crapness" 1
Textbook 4 years

Frederick Sloane was a normal healthy 23 year old man when he agreed to appear in the music video promoting hit single The Cheeky Song by Romanian pop group The Cheeky Girls in 2002. "It seemed like...

I need this like a hole in my arse. 1
Trickster 4 years

says colostomy bag woman...

BBC to appoint Lord Reith as new Director General after O'Reilly tribunal ruling 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Introducing ‘Stick-ball’, for people who find Twenty20 Cricket too challenging. 1
Doylem 4 years
According to survey, the “commonest form of financial problem is debt”... 1
Doylem 4 years
Tube driver union Aslef "to torture puppies" during royal wedding 3
4 years

Aslef has announced plans to torture puppies, kittens and possibly orphans on the day of the royal wedding, according to documents released this morning. A spokesman for the tube driver union told...

Lloyds TSB voted ‘Most Trusted Bank in Britain’, against all that competition... 0
Doylem 4 years
Max Mosley and me: we’re both strapped for cash... 1
Doylem 4 years
Australia in floods after woeful summer of cricket 0
simonjmr 4 years
BBC to get Jimmy Young out of retirement 3
4ty2 4 years

to show that they do not discriminate for Age. Kirsty Young given life time contract and some of the older faces will get promoted to microphone duties...

Australian Authorities To Add Beer Flavouring To Flood Waters 1
Textbook 4 years

In the hot arid outback environs of Australia, the hard working populace enjoy nothing more than quelling their thirst with a nice big beer. They love their beer. They love their country. And as...

Bankers apologise 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Bob Diamond, the chief executive of Barclays, has apologised to the Government and the British people for ‘the profligate and insouciant way we have treated your support and your money’. He also...

Audley Harrison in frame for 2011 Nobel Peace Prize... 0
Doylem 4 years

In short-listing Audley Harrison for the prestigious award, Lars Christensen, Chairman of the Nobel Committee, recognises Harrison’s unique contribution to the cause of non-violence in contact...

Wikileaks to reveal plot of next James Bond film. Order your Guardian now. 0
Griffin 4 years
Aunty axed for being too old at 89 wins reprieve 0
arflaethel 4 years

Veteran broadcasters now in line to continue gibbering on about cricket indefinitely BBC accepts ruling and apologises to itself, Tribunal shares BBC obsession with bloody cricket, Corporation is...

China conducts first test-flight of stealth plane. 6
DiY 4 years

The 15 minute flight was tracked by a US military satellite and by the USS George Bush II sailing just off of Taiwan., :-p...