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Irish government denies incompetence 2
riesler 4 years

after trying to borrow money from MFI...

Taking the Piss Out of Irish 'Not Racist' Deems Spoof News Site 4
De-scribe 4 years

apparently....

Utilities Providers admit they just make up the random % increases for fun! 2
Iamthestig 4 years
Musical slogan for Society of Homeopathic Practitioners: “The drugs don’t work”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Donald Trump puts in a bid for Ireland: “Can anyone split a $20 bill?”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Irish currency would still be afloat if they'd kept the punt... 3
roybland 4 years

more blarney soon...

John Prescott “an early favourite” to be next Dalai Lama... 0
Doylem 4 years
Bishop apologises to philanderers for comparing them to the Royal Family. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Al-Qaeda ask for euro bail out 0
Basil_B 4 years

Terrorist group Al-Qaeda threw in the finacial towel today as they admitted that there organisation was verging on bankruptcy. MI6 chiefs confirmed that they had received a message from an...

The Spiders from Mars found alive and well in Cambridgeshire 7
bonjonelson 4 years

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IABP 4 years
Britain Braced For Mass Street Parties As Supposed Extinct Insect Is Found Alive 12
IABP 4 years

The government has said Britain should be prepared for a spontaneous outbreak of street parties after an insect, thought to be extinct, has been discovered alive and well. The Invisible Spider,...

Al-Qaeda postpones terror campaign until end of Strictly and X-Factor 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Al-Qaeda has announced that its long-anticipated comeback tour, involving commando-style waves of suicide assaults on European cities and ever more devious ways of planting bombs on planes, will be...

DEVASTATED Katie Waissel burst into tears after learning her 81yr.old grannie 5
arrghgarry 4 years

is a former politician .Although upset she said at least it wasnt JohnPrescott...

Pope sanctions water-filled condoms to bomb Protestants 3
Crow 4 years
Pope to admit Lemsip can help to alleviate cold and flu-like symptoms 5
Gary Stanton 4 years

Following his admission that condoms may be useful in preventing the transmission of the HIV virus, Pope Benedict XVII is expected to announce a change in attitude to paracetemol-based products...

“They’ll have to sleep rough in the exercise yard” 0
hero2zero 4 years

Our under cover reporter, posing as an affluent, Champaign-swilling old-Etonian claims that he was personally told by our Home Office Minister at a seedy nightclub that, inline with government...

McCartney updates old single: 'Give Ireland Back to the Irish, But Not Our Cash' 0
pinxit 4 years
Thieves target book deal while authors dine out on story 8
Gerontius 4 years

Thieves who broke into a holiday apartment and stole a book publishing deal while the authors popped out for a few minutes have been described as ‘cold and heartless’ by publishers Transworld.,...

Stephen Fry to marry Prince William and Kate Middleton 2
Basil_B 4 years

Surprising news concerning next years Royal Wedding was revealed today when it was announced that Stephen Fry would marry both Prince William and Kate Middleton in an additional civil ceremony...

To be sure, we can buy an awful lot of potatoes wid all that money. 2
Ostsee 4 years
Scottish goalkeepers go on strike. No-one notices. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops reach new record 0
MC One R 4 years

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that you only see in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels. ...

Film rights to New Zealand mine disaster still available 3
Oxbridge 4 years
HELP 3
jasmac 4 years

HELP PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE SOMEONE HELP ME .KILLER BEES BEES KILLER BEES ALL OVER ME IN MY OFFICESWARMING UP MY TROUSERS IN MY EARS ALL OVER THE FUCKIN PLACE BEES KILLER FUCKIN BEES..OH THE PAIN BEES...

‘Los 33’ file for copyright infringement... 0
Doylem 4 years
Marco Pierre White to spearhead campaign to use empty housing stock 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years

Knorr soon...

US scientist names provocative North Korean plant "Lingeriensis naughtiflora" 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Scottish referees to strike over continued existence of scottish football. 2
MC One R 4 years
Billy Joel arrested on suspicion of arson. 6
bonjonelson 4 years

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