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Liverpool players show support for Suarez by wearing white T-shirts

Did they think that through at all? 'He might be a racist, but he's our racist. And the rest of us are shit, so we need him.'...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 22.12.11 1:08am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Suarez hits out at Griffen as Terry is welcomed into the BNP with open arms 0
irregular apple 22.12.11 1:03am
irregular apple
Clegg targets 'lifeless' Earth like planets as Lib Dem safe seats 0
irregular apple 22.12.11 12:51am
irregular apple
"Bucking the property market trend" TV property market shows are on-the-up.

Bit of a re-work after consideration The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Repossession,...

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dvo4fun 22.12.11 12:36am
Vertically Challenged Giant
You must take people 'on a Journey', top motivational speaker tells bus drivers

Staff at South Croydon garage have foregone their bonuses and Xmas money. Instead, it was spent on a motivational speaker who could help them reach their potential, seize the day and follow their...

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ronseal 22.12.11 12:35am
Username
Golf world in mourning at passing of world's greatest golfer. 7
bonjonelson 21.12.11 9:05pm
Drylaw
North Korea's sense of humour 'preserved'

The Young North Korean ‘minister for the preservation of the ‘Dear Leader’s’ body’ has been left red-faced today following a misunderstanding of Kim Jong-Il’s final requests. The mistake...

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Perks 21.12.11 8:16pm
Perks
New Channel 4 show to look back at the look back shows of yesteryear

well it was bound to happen sooner or later...

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Immunis 21.12.11 6:24pm
nickb
Lord Archer offers Piers Morgan unqualified support "no doubting his integrity"

More (tosh) later...

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dvo4fun 21.12.11 5:41pm
dvo4fun
.....And on Saturday Radio 4 brings you "Christmas From North Korea" 0
Drylaw 21.12.11 5:20pm
Drylaw
CNN: "Employing Piers Morgan counts as breast implant"

CNN are claiming compensation for the employment of Piers Morgan. "If this was France, he'd be removed, no question."...

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apepper 21.12.11 5:17pm
apepper
Terry response to racism charge "You ****ing **ack *unt! I know where you live!"

more later...

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dvo4fun 21.12.11 5:11pm
dvo4fun
John Terry leaps to the defence of "that scouse diego bastard" 0
grottymonty 21.12.11 5:05pm
grottymonty
Earth's "twin planet" discovered to be cosmic dustbin

The rocky planet the same size as the Earth, which was today discovered orbiting a star like our sun, has proved on closer investigation to be a vast dumping ground for planetary rubbish. High...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 4:01pm
Son of Barnabas
Queen Christmas Address to repeatedly remind nation of what she did during WW2 1
thisisall1word 21.12.11 3:15pm
thisisall1word
Piers Morgan involved in latest foot & mouth outbreak. 0
DiY 21.12.11 2:49pm
DiY
Suarez denies looking forward to a white Christmas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 2:06pm
dominic_mcg
Al Qaeda Christmas message criticizes West for lack of decent targets. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 1:53pm
dominic_mcg
Kim Jong-Un successor already named as Kim Jong-Zero 0
butagirl 21.12.11 12:29pm
butagirl
Piers Morgan wins Boss of the Year award for his hands off management style

Easy going public schoolboy Piers Hughe-Morgan was not your archetypal tabloid newspaper editor. He hadn't got a clue what 95 per cent of his staff did at any one time, he suffers from a chronic...

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ronseal 21.12.11 11:52am
ronseal
Toys R US announces appointment of new Glowball Marketing Manager 0
ronseal 21.12.11 11:51am
ronseal
Suarez says ban is "typical of the English". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 21.12.11 11:39am
dominic_mcg
More High St woe as broker issues Thorntons almond marzipan chocolate warning 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:29am
Duncan Biscuit
French breast implants downgraded to triple D status 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:28am
Duncan Biscuit
Government borrowing falls £2.3bn after Eric Pickles cancels lunch 0
Duncan Biscuit 21.12.11 10:27am
Duncan Biscuit
Despite visiting RELATE, separated Warsaw couple still Poles apart 3
Smart Alex 21.12.11 9:42am
dvo4fun
UK to develop home-grown "European style" tourist attractions

In the latest attempt to distance the UK from Europe, the Government has announced that a range of tourist attractions will be renamed or redeveloped to imitate European sights. The intention is to...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 9:22am
dvo4fun
Oliver Hardy impersonators urged not to rest on their Laurels 2
DorsetBoy 21.12.11 9:17am
dvo4fun
Daily Mail: "Being tiny dictator on a train gives you heart failure"

More details to follow...

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apepper 21.12.11 8:55am
Son of Barnabas
Santa disappointment as Ventnor pensioner becomes Korean leader

Children at Ventnor’s annual Christmas Fayre were left in tears today when told that Father Christmas had called off his scheduled appearance. It was no consolation when they found out the unlikely...

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Son of Barnabas 21.12.11 8:49am
Immunis