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Met Accusused Of Trying To Brand Lawrence Family As 'Institutionally Black'.

(Unfortunately I fear this may have been done before. If so, I apologise.)...

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Titus 24.06.13 7:45am
Titus
French determined to shrug off stereotypical image. 24
sredni vashta 24.06.13 7:41am
FlashArry
Mandella 'Critical' - Complains About Way His Ward Is Decorated 6
Titus 24.06.13 7:38am
Titus
Fearnley-Whittingstall apoplectic over proposed scampi quotas

Environmental groups and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall are up in arms over the Department of Fisheries proposal to reduce regulation in UK waters. Many consider commercial fleet fishing to be wholly...

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ChairmanMouth 24.06.13 5:50am
ChairmanMouth
Wikipedia committee removes 'Start-Class' tag from Genesis article

Mass exodus to follow ...

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Arthur 24.06.13 12:19am
Arthur
You need more than than love, concedes Paul McCartney 0
Hooch 23.06.13 11:53pm
Hooch
Government To Establish "Cover-Up Quality Commission". 1
Titus 23.06.13 11:32pm
Arthur
Mandela's will leaked: Charlie Dimmock gets everything. 1
raudus 23.06.13 10:31pm
Dick Everyman
Explosion After Dyslexic Fails To Spell Gsa 0
Titus 23.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Pregnant Protester Claims She Was Seduced By Man Pretending To Be Undercover Cop 0
Titus 23.06.13 10:12pm
Titus
Economy out of recovery and on Liverpool Care Pathway, claims Chancellor 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:22pm
Arthur
Google "Drone-By" Introduced For High-Risk Countries 0
Titus 23.06.13 9:16pm
Titus
Dyslexic admits being "unable to smell gas". 9
Al OPecia 23.06.13 9:02pm
Arthur
Michael Gove calls for return of wooden racquets at Wimbledon 1
custard cream 23.06.13 9:00pm
Arthur
Law student submits abbreviated T&C as doctoral thesis

[Apologies to Ronseal]...

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:56pm
Arthur
Speculation Grows Regarding What Bad News Will Be Buried On Day Of Royal Birth 8
Titus 23.06.13 8:46pm
Titus
Judge rules 'FAQ' honest and truthful because 'a' means 'asked', not &

No more information available ...

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Arthur 23.06.13 8:41pm
Arthur
FAQ ruled Honest & Truthful; Judge says "A" means "asked" not "answered

[Posted on hehalf of Arthur. As alert readers may have spotted, I have tried all sorts of variations and this is the best I can manage. I claim no credit for the story - any star are a tribute to...

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Titus 23.06.13 8:23pm
Arthur
Kelloggs panic as Britain's favourite breakfast becomes toast. More soon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-23013546...

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dominic_mcg 23.06.13 8:10pm
Arthur
Devious Pembrokeshire Tax Avoider Hides His Money In New Haven

OK not particularly topical, but it's Welsh, so should wind up someone...

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Titus 23.06.13 8:09pm
Titus
Albanian votes for Norman Wisdom

Despite his death, three years ago, the beloved comic actor is still the front runner to become the new Albanian Prime Minister. The nation has been impressed by his manifesto of trademark trips,...

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Wrenfoe 23.06.13 7:36pm
Wrenfoe
GCSE reforms to aim for "plant-level maths"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22991838...

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Dingodile 23.06.13 6:18pm
Arthur
Wimbeldon...Let's begin the warm up

and the question on, everyone's ...

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irreverendJ 23.06.13 2:53pm
irreverendJ
Proctologist going to School re-union to "look up some old friends". 1
Al OPecia 23.06.13 2:37pm
Lindy Moone
'Hello. It's Ryanair Customer Services. Fuck off. Goodbye.'

More soon BTW there was a program on TV the other night featuring Ryanair's customer services director - my dream job...

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antharrison 23.06.13 1:44pm
Arthur
Snowden seeks political asylum in Assange's wardrobe 0
medici2471 23.06.13 1:32pm
medici2471
Beautician admits there's a thin line between a bikini wax and a full Brazilian. 1
Ian Searle 23.06.13 12:11pm
Lindy Moone
Sham proctologist was 'just going through the motions', court hears 5
cinquecento 23.06.13 12:07pm
cinquecento
Bristol car thief claims he thought it was free car Sunday. 0
weematt 23.06.13 12:07pm
weematt
Typesetter criticised for disregarding punctuation 5
Arthur 23.06.13 11:57am
Arthur