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Streets in London cleared as a Jeremy Paxman escapes from the BBC

The police have warned members of the public to be careful after a Jeremy Paxman escaped from the BBC and is roaming wild in the streets of London. It is thought that animal rights protesters broke...

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Immunis 29.11.11 6:24pm
SingingHinny
Government and Unison "united" in condemnation of strike by NHS patients.

The government has warned of widespread disruption within the health service as patients threatened to stage a walk out following a ongoing dispute over food standards, infection control, waiting...

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SingingHinny 29.11.11 6:22pm
SingingHinny
John Major 'looking forward to Iron Lady sequel'

Sir John Major has said he is looking forward to the release of a sequel to ‘The Iron Lady’, the biopic of Margaret Thatcher that hits cinemas next month. Major, who claims to have been prime...

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The Paper Ostrich 29.11.11 5:43pm
Ferrero Rocher shares surge as Iran protesters storm embassy

Ferrero Rocher, suppliers of chocolate balls to ambassadors world wide, have seen a boost to their share price after Iranian protesters cleaned out the UK embassy of the treats. "We expect many...

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apepper 29.11.11 4:51pm
apepper
Wales boss emphatically rejects chance to testify at Leveson enquiry. - 2 36
reforse 29.11.11 4:20pm
GreenCross
Outrage as no men shortlisted for the final of the great British Bake Off

The BBC have been inundated with complaints after the popular baking contest announce an all-female shortlist. “We have used the same voting system that we always use’ said Sue Perkins,...

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Gareth_wilts 29.11.11 4:09pm
Gareth_wilts
Osborne: family planning to be capped

in line with local authorities...

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Laughingstock 29.11.11 4:08pm
Laughingstock
HSE condemn working practices and risk culture in Knotty Ash Jam Butty Mines

The Health and Safety Executive in conjunction with the BBC's Watchdog programme have issued a stark and daming report into the working conditions in the Treacle and Jam Butty Mines of Knotty Ash,...

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simonjmr 29.11.11 3:24pm
simonjmr
Costa to sell coffee enemas

High street coffee outlet chain Costa Coffee has announced that, following a successful pilot scheme in Manchester, they will be offering coffee enemas to their customers. ‘People have been...

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jp1885 29.11.11 3:23pm
jp1885
Wendy "deluged" with celebrity offers to dance on Murdoch's grave

Magnate's wife calls it "the Charlotte Church effect" Charlotte Church famously sang at his wedding, waiving her fee for the honour of helping celebrate the nuptials of the media giant. Now...

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nickb 29.11.11 2:51pm
nickb
Marmite spill sharply divides delayed motorists

"I'm loving it, the whole Marmite thing," laughs Maureen Travers stuck in traffic on the M1 for three hours. "I know some people hate traffic delays but it gave me a chance to catch up with friends...

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nickb 29.11.11 2:48pm
nickb
BBC to enforce no WAGs policy for MOTD presenters

BBC has today announced that it will cover the opening stages of Euro 2012 from Salford and that a strict "no WAGs" policy will be enforced for the duration of the tournament. "We want the best from...

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simonjmr 29.11.11 1:36pm
simonjmr
1963's BBC Sportsman of the year criticised for giving award to Anita Lonsbrough 0
simonjmr 29.11.11 1:18pm
simonjmr
Growth down, borrowing up - George Osborne you are so Moneysupermarket.com 0
Ian Searle 29.11.11 1:12pm
Ian Searle
OECD voted the worst ever tribute band 0
Ian Searle 29.11.11 1:10pm
Ian Searle
Spy-claim MP aide secures advertising contract with Specsavers 1
medici2471 29.11.11 12:53pm
Griffin
Gov economic policy RIP 2010-2011

The world of politics was in mourning today following the death of the Government’s recent economic policy which passed away at home following a short illness., The policy was conceived some years...

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Rich Liszt 29.11.11 12:53pm
Sinnick
George Osborne sings Autumn song

swans next...

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virtuallywill 29.11.11 12:51pm
virtuallywill
AA files for bankruptcy. RAC doubles fees for new members. 0
Griffin 29.11.11 12:49pm
Griffin
Hot Russian Spy allowed to stay in country shocker 0
ermintrude 29.11.11 12:37pm
ermintrude
Marmite Spill: Traffic Update

Following the Marmite Spill on the M1, South Yorkshire Police is diverting traffic to the yeast...

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Major Clanger 29.11.11 12:29pm
virtuallywill
Coarse fishing in Bristol Channel to be renamed Corsa fishing 0
Smart Alex 29.11.11 12:09pm
Smart Alex
Intelligent adhesive desribed as 'erudite' 0
Smart Alex 29.11.11 12:06pm
Smart Alex
Tindall shrugs off World Cup hangover and rejoins squad.

RFU spokesman said, "We had too, it was his round"...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 12:00pm
Bryan with a Y
First person in history to fail a LearnDirect course named as George Osbourne.

Despite studying for several years, George just couldn't get the hang of Economics. He'd failed his course several times, even with help from Gordon Brown and the CEOs of every major British Bank....

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martin2381 29.11.11 11:41am
martin2381
Pfizer delight as Fatima to replace Pele as Viagra ambassador.

Agent claimed she faced stiff competition to win the contract...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 10:58am
Bryan with a Y
Coral: all bets are off - SuBo wins Mo-vember title.

Bookmaker pays out early...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 10:05am
Bryan with a Y
Marmite put motorists in the jam 0
simonjmr 29.11.11 9:58am
simonjmr
Cuts force councils to resort to 'Marmiting' potholes. 0
No Beard 29.11.11 9:58am
No Beard
Ranting mother's humiliated toddler pixelates own face 0
medici2471 29.11.11 9:49am
medici2471