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Gary Glitter link sees BBC Drama abandon remake of “The Glittering Prizes” 0
24.10.12 3:22pm
Newsnight plans programme on Janet Street-Porter after man finally comes forward 0
Loundshay 24.10.12 2:58pm
Retired people encouraged to save for their retired retirement.

Retired people who are working by looking after the old old people should pay into a pensioners pension fund so that they are able to support themsleves when they themselevs become old old and retire...

Not Amused 24.10.12 2:53pm
Not Amused
Bangkok TV announce unabridged TOTP back catalogue channel 0
24.10.12 2:46pm
Argos sale biggest yet

75 of their biggest items to go first...

victimms 24.10.12 2:37pm
Frankel's owner "standing by him" as superstar horse comes out as gay

The world's most eligible equine bachelor has stunned his owners by coming out as gay, just hours after winning his final race at Ascot. Unbeaten in fourteen meetings, a horse of Frankel's calibre...

grumblechops 24.10.12 1:48pm
Savile Links to Al-Qaeda Confirmed

A reliable source who cannot be named has confirmed beyond doubt that Jimmy 'Sicko' Savile had strong links to al-Qaeda. This shocking revelation, hot on the heels of the discovery of Savile's IRA...

JLD 24.10.12 1:40pm
Public backlash as Palace endeavours to return Savile to the common people

“We don’t want him in our club” said John, one of the populous “in fact we still haven't actually accepted Fred Goodwin back.” The Palace has refused to comment, prompting speculation that...

Newsquelch 24.10.12 1:11pm
Tooth Fairy requests EU bailout

The financial crisis took a new twist this week when the Tooth Fairy put in a request for assistance from the EU. "The UK population is growing, which means there are more children than ever...

seymour totti 24.10.12 12:56pm
seymour totti
Ceefax switched off, Isle of Wight reverts to semaphore 0
Oxbridge 24.10.12 12:53pm
Beluga slams Beeb

California: NOC (9) a much beloved Beluga whale at the National Marine Mammal Foundation has not only mimicked human speech patterns, but has now added his voice to a rising tide of condemnation...

Newsquelch 24.10.12 12:37pm
Khan to appear in Handicap match at Wrestlemania

Amir Khan and his brother to appear as a tag team in a handicap match against six unknown opponents...

gwalker2805 24.10.12 11:52am
2013 Tour de France route to take in pharmacy, blood bank and law courts 0
Mandy Lifeboat 24.10.12 11:42am
Mandy Lifeboat
George Entwistle "shocked" by revelation that he's BBC DG

George Entwistle has reacted with amazement to discover that he's the Director General of the BBC. "I thought I was the cleaner. I wondered why I had such a nice office."...

apepper 24.10.12 11:30am
Signposts win a landmark ruling.

But milestones say there is still a long way to go...

Ian Searle 24.10.12 11:27am
Ian Searle
Armstrong stripped of his "First Man on Moon " Title 0
Scronnyglonkle 24.10.12 11:14am
Life on Mars team to “retro-solve” BBC crisis.

The BBC is set to launch a special investigation into events at Television Centre in the 70’s and 80’s, using the tried and tested BBC 1 dramatic formula of time travel. In the planned...

nickb 24.10.12 10:52am
Bovine TB compromise: environmentalists to be culled instead. 0
sigmund 24.10.12 10:35am
BBC expecting to receive suit created by Savile Row

I'm sure there's a dead clever joke in this somewhere, unfortunately the above was all I could achieve. Any better suggestions anyone?...

Screenie 24.10.12 10:34am
New BBC Inquiry will ask why paedophiles are attracted to pop programmes 0
24.10.12 10:34am
BBC to use ‘Children in Need’ as a compensation fund 1
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 10:28am
Women's Football team wear Anti-Sexism Nipple Tassels

Grandchester Ladies Football Team have shown their commitment to stamping sexism out of football by appearing in their Bristol and District Challenge Cup tie wearing matching Nipple Tassels. The...

Ironduke 24.10.12 10:25am
London prepares for imminent attack as HO downgrades threat level to 'moderate' 0
medici2471 24.10.12 10:06am
BBC 2 declares War on BBC 1

Warring news-tribes, angered by the Panorama investigation, opened fire on studios where radical BBC 1 journalists are known to be in occupation. Fierce hand to hand fighting at BBC Television...

nickb 24.10.12 10:05am
Bovine TB. Cute badgers not to be culled, a victory for sentiment over science!!

News biscuit report, At 0830 hrs on 24/10/2012, Defra under Minister Mr. Nick Benyon may have given the following statement to the press. “Following an extensive period of scientific...

swampy 24.10.12 10:00am
Cyclists to ignore new traffic light food labels 1
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 8:51am
Psycadelic Squirrel
“Food prevents hunger”, says report... 0
Tripod 24.10.12 8:47am
Senior South Yorkshire Police “made officers rewrite their Christmas Cards”

Messages inside greetings cards received by friends of members of South Yorkshire police were dictated by senior officers, a new report published today shows. A study by the University of Leeds...

nickb 24.10.12 8:25am
Duncan Biscuit
New Argos catalogue features 75 stores and nothing else 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 8:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Calls for BBC Trust to be renamed 0
Duncan Biscuit 24.10.12 8:18am
Duncan Biscuit