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Tesco now officially owns 'every fucking thing'

Tesco CEO Sir Terry Leahy has announced that, after completing the acquisition of the Co-Op and the Happy Garden Chinese takeaway in Bromsgrove, it now owns every fucking thing in the whole fucking...

Oxbridge 22.09.11 1:18pm
Dale Farm Bailiffs to record charity single - "Through the barricades" 0
simonjmr 21.09.11 12:27pm
XFactor in another exploitation row

Bosses of ITVs XFactor have once again had to justify their use of Louis Walsh as a judge in XFactor. Human rights activists have accused the show of exploiting the old and vunerable by wheeling out...

Perks 21.09.11 12:25pm
Government seeks to change 'Part-time traffic lights' to ‘volunteer lights’

Flashing later...

virtuallywill 21.09.11 12:05pm
Wall's Ice Cream sues Wall's Sausages to stop sale of 'lolliporks'

The competitive world of chilled treats entered a bitter legal dispute this week, following Wall's sausages launch of the frozen 'lollipork'. Wall's ice cream claims that the tubular,...

23.09.11 8:51am
Summer School for tearaways will be an absolute riot

Nick Clegg wants to see troubled teens coached in the valuation and sale of looted items, escape and evasion techniques plus coaching in basic arson scenarios. 'During the holidays kids need to let...

vertical 21.09.11 12:02pm
Vatican tax dodge scandel. Berlusconi feels he's been fiddled by Catholic Church 0
Perks 21.09.11 12:02pm
Unused Google+ accounts now open to everyone 0
butagirl 21.09.11 11:53am
David Cameron Vows To Protect Magnificent Countryside by building a larger fence

around his estate, and employing a shoot to kill policy for his game wardens...

Ian Searle 21.09.11 11:44am
Ian Searle
New series of Colditz "pure escapism" say critics 0
greg various 21.09.11 11:36am
greg various
Fish and Chip shops to sell Codgates Tartar control toothpaste 0
Iamthestig 21.09.11 11:28am
Shock as expenses shame MP submits claim for ‘snout’ on his release from prison 0
Midfield Diamond 21.09.11 11:26am
Midfield Diamond
Fiona Bruce to visit the Shag Palace in next weeks episode

One will be staying the night...

Iamthestig 21.09.11 11:21am
End in sight for macular degeneration sufferers. 0
spoole2112 21.09.11 11:12am
Chevy Chase named as suspect in Embassy shooting

Officials at the Libyan Embassy in London have named American actor/comedian Chevy Chase as the third person wanted in connection with the murder of PC Yvonne Fletcher during a shoot-out with embassy...

Gerontius 21.09.11 1:36pm
Highland Toffee firm comes to a sticky end as it goes into administration: 0
simonjmr 21.09.11 10:51am
Music teacher sentenced to 22 years will only serve 11 years in 2/4 time 0
Ian Searle 21.09.11 10:33am
Ian Searle
Sun journalist rewrites NZ rugby team pre-game warm up, Haka scandal erupts 0
simonjmr 21.09.11 10:23am
Greek self-harmers excited by prospect of further cuts.

More later...

spoole2112 21.09.11 11:40am
Clegg: The Economy - "This Lady is not for turning"

Nick Clegg has today strenuously denied that Conservative dogma has seeped through to the core of the Lib Dem party, especially as major parts of his speech yesterday seemed to be direct lift from...

simonjmr 21.09.11 10:17am
Riots cost JD Sports £700,000 of stock, actual cost after discounts £100,000 0
simonjmr 21.09.11 9:17am
Police abandon attempt to find source for article after noticing "by-line"

Metropolitan police have dropped an action against the Guardian newspaper to reveal the source of a story. A police spokesman said that it had been noticed that there was a "by-line" beside the story...

apepper 21.09.11 8:42am
Obama says:"...misunderstanding, I meant I wanted to raise taxi fares for rich." 0
RJWinter 21.09.11 8:18am
Greeks to increase amount of taxes no one's going to pay

apocalypse soon...

greg various 21.09.11 7:47am
greg various
Next US Presidential election to be decided by Duckworth-Lewis method

After two of the recent elections were decided by courts, the Federal Election Commission have now decided that the fairest method and potentially the least controversial will be a true One Man One...

brownpaperreporter 21.09.11 7:49am
greg various
Workers in flooded ruler factory saved by raft of measures 23
Des Custard 28.09.11 9:06am
Inexplicable move towards ITV fuels theory of "Aunty-Gravity." 0
SingingHinny 21.09.11 5:41am
Coldplay to tour Arctic Circle in series of 4d concerts 1
SpankyMonkey 21.09.11 12:06pm
Gentrified neighborhood undergoing rundownification 0
Dumbnews 21.09.11 12:16am
Clegg Speech to Take Pride of Place on Cameron's Fridge

David Cameron has revealed that a copy of Nick Clegg conference speech has been attached to his Downing Street fridge., Liberal Democrats had hoped that the speech would be used by their coalition...

thisisall1word 21.09.11 12:44pm