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HD pictures of Earth's gravity lost by ITV 0
Ludicity 3 years
Russian Ring exposed. Catholic priests on stand by 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Sinister incompetent makes a left pigs ear of things 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
'Anti-gang' noise device 'more trouble than it's worth' 0
QorbeQ 3 years

A device which emits the irritating sound of Daniel O'Donnell to disperse gangs may be in breach of human decency, according to a report for the Council of Europe. It says the Majella, named after...

Britain to join the Euro, just as soon as Greece, Portugal, Spain... 0
Griffin 3 years

Ireland Italy, Belgium, Holland, France and Germany have left. 'We look forward to close economic co-operation and monetary union with Estonia and Iceland' says whoever is the Chancellor of the...

Just think, only 2 years to the Olympics. OMG. More soon. 1
Ostsee 3 years
German manager! The answer to England's World Cup woes? 0
hero2zero 3 years

Football officials, today began the frantic search for a German to manage England's National Team, thought to be the best way to motivate the vanquished players...

'Bangor was shite' admits lead singer 11
edward hack 3 years

Cathy Lesurf, lead singer of English folk band Fiddlers Dram has admitted that the day they went to Bangor back in the summer of 1979, it was in fact overcast and the day was largely ruined by a...

Capello Admits Key Error 0
Thesaurusrex 3 years

Capello "Not the team I saw in practice" - turns out he was watching the Germans...

John Darwin (canoe man) is glad that his ancestors were not as stupid as him 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Another message smuggled out of prison gives a warning to his sons ,don`t be greedy because adages are true to life ,you can not have your kayak and eat it ...

Scientists deny experimenting with drugs 0
Altar Ego 3 years
Man sues japanese company for misleading him about Coy Carp 0
arrghgarry 3 years

When I first bought them they were young and I had no problems but on entering adulthood they became right show off bastards.They were jumping over the little bridge pestering the other Aquatic life...

Pet dog’s death impacts global economy 0
antharrison 3 years

When Molly, a nine year old and harmless British bulldog from Stockport passed away last week, its owner Arnold Morrison had little appreciation as to the full impact of its departure on the wider...

England flags were meant for cricket team - not football team' reveal supporters 1
edward hack 3 years

Aussie no-longer-rules...

Cappello refutes claim his lack of english caused communication issues with team 0
Basil_B 3 years

by replying ' half past nine' when asked the question at a home coming press conference today...

Football Association issues Blame Statement for World Cup exit 0
Mrblacker 3 years

The football associations of Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland, the british press and FIFA are to blame for England's defeat at the hands of Germany in the World Cup, according to executives at...

Zadok the secound 2
stretchercase 3 years

doesnt no what globemedia is everybody,ha ha,whats globemedia?whats globemedia?ha ha,hes the only person who doesnt no what globemedia is,ohhhhhhhhh he makes me laugh,whats globemedia he said ha...

Brazilians celebrate football win by standing still 0
Dumbnews 3 years
English, French and Italian players vie for spots in Premier Africa league 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Disability Commissioner slams BBC for cancelling Strictly Come St Vitus Dancing 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"Too often minority based programming is cut or cancelled to save money. These sufferers are license fee payers too" said the Commissioner In response the BBC issued a statement "We refute this...

England home coming 0
Kramaring 3 years

Team to be paraded through Wootten Bassett. More soon...

New Invest in Proper Tea magazine tops 100,000 readers, mostly estate agents 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
"Germany world cup win impossible" claims statistician 0
Peter 3 years

English football fans were celebrating again today as news emerged that Germany were 100% guaranteed to not win the current world cup. Many leading tabloid newspapers this morning reported on the...

England leads world in self pitying footballing post mortems 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Them bones them bones them dry bones 4
stretchercase 3 years

and the leg bones connected to the knee bone,and the knee bones conected to the thiegh bone,and the theigh bones connected to the hip bone, and the hip bones connected to the todger bone,and the...

Incapacity benefits to be cut back to a scarred stump 0
la maga 3 years
Sealed Knot to Extend Range of Conflicts it will Re-enact 14
Golgo13 3 years

Facing reduced membership numbers and a dwindling public awareness, The Sealed Knot, the UK’s largest historic battle re-enactment society, has decided to break with over 40 years of its tradition...

Mark Webber blames F.1 crash on faulty Knight Rider style, "turbo-boost", switch 0
pricklyhedgehog72 3 years

Valencia - Red Bull Racing driver, Mark Webber, has blamed his crash with Lotus' Heikki Kovalainen last Sunday on a faulty voice activation switch which engineers fitted to the car prior to Sunday's...

I hated that song, says Girl named Ram A Lam a Lam A lama Ding Dong 6
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Breaking her silence after thirty years, the girl eulogised in a popular song by Showaddywaddy has spoken out about the pressure that the title put her under. Soon after being named and acclaimed in...

Capello admits he has no defence, after 2010 world cup shocker 0
Iamthestig 3 years

John Terry, Matthew Upson, Ashley Cole, Ledley King, Jamie Carragher, Glenn Johnston, Rob Green All agree...