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Gloom as Welsh campaigners concede: "Either way we'll still be living in Wales". 5
The Paper Ostrich 4 years
Outed: Man City player exposed as 'footballer with a fat bird' 0
Ironduke 4 years

A tightlipped, emotional Man City player outed himself today, admitting he had an overweight girlfriend. Whilst such Premier League luminaries as Wayne Rooney and Peter Crouch sport top-notch totty...

Handcart shares rocket as Westminster Council announce ban on homeless 0
pinxit 4 years
Newsround's Libya Reporter Suffered Chinese Burn From 11yr Old Loyalists 0
thisisall1word 4 years
New Windows 7 promises 10% less annoying alert sounds 0
Dumbnews 4 years
“We will fight to the very last man”, says beleagured Clegg. “Not long now”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Post-Barnsley LibDems Look To The Future.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.As they search various car marts for the ideal vehicle for just six...

Jacqui Smith "Banging On" about Porn Again 4
4 years

more please...

Dame Helen Mirren Lands Role of Milky Bar Kid 0
LizzyG 4 years

The Milky Bars are on her...

Busy writers lease out typing of ‘it’s’, ‘we’ve’ & 'you're' to sub-contractors. 2
Qoxiivi 4 years
NASA scientist regrets inability to get it up 0
nilbymouse 4 years

"That's never happened to me before"...

Bill Clinton seeks Doctorate - as he quite fancies doing intern-als 0
simonjmr 4 years
Protesters shut down central Heaven in continued stand-off with God 3
bonjonelson 4 years

Violence has one again returned to the streets of Heaven, where over one million souls are continuing their protests against the God regime. Although many forces of light have switched their...

Bans for British athletes who take performance enhancing drugs... and lose... 0
Doylem 4 years

“It’s pathetic”, said Lord Coe, addressing a roomful of young sporting hopefuls. “British athletes can’t even take drugs properly. Performance enhancing drugs are meant to give athletes an...

Gadaffi quits Libya to take up lucrative part in Celebrity Big Brother 2012 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Like so many headliners who find that their hold on audiences is no longer what it used to be, the former Libyan leader slipped unnoticed from his homeland to take up Channel 4’s offer “Its a...

Scottish vampires protest about 'Double summer time' 5
riesler 4 years

A spokesman said "We're just not morning people. Let's face it, it's hard enough for us to find any virgins up here as it is."...

“A glass of wine is good for you, this week”, reveals researcher... 0
Doylem 4 years

Paul Seagrave, Jade Goody visiting fellow for 2011 at the University of East Angular, has come up with the totally unexpected news that a glass of red wine is good for you this week. “This is by no...

Leaked : Fergies 1986 CV for Man Utd job provided 2 bogus referees 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Gay Community Admits The Whole Thing Was A Joke - 2 48
Textbook 4 years

For years, conservatives, right-wingers and evoluntionary theorists alike have been skeptical about the stance taken by many homosexuals that homosexuality is involuntary and is a naturally occurring...

Newsreaders threaten strikes over too many mentions of JE-RE-MY H-U-NT 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Mariah Carey: “There were a million reasons why I performed for Gaddafi family”. 0
Doylem 4 years
Zion to sue London Olympic authority over logo copyright breach 0
ronseal 4 years
Army to re-use overpriced bayonet bulbs on the end of rifles 0
charlies_hat 4 years
LibDems trounced in Barnsley by-election... 0
Doylem 4 years

The voters of Barnsley took their revenge on the beleaguered Liberal Democrat party, as their candidate, Dominic Carman, was soundly beaten by Labour, the Tories, Ukip, the BNP, an independent...

'Bottom up' NHS reform good news for haemorrhoid sufferers 7
Scroat 4 years

Or something...

Phil Collins announces end to his music career before it had begun 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Gaddafi rethinks plan to defect to the Lib Dems 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Liam Fox claims £22 on expenses for a light bulb moment 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan protestors "disgusted" at poor turn out for Barnsley Central by-election 0
simonjmr 4 years

"We're dying out here to get such a democratic right, and frankly we're disgusted that only 36% of the eligible electorate in Barnsley Central turned out to vote." said a Libyan protestor. More soon...

Egyptian unions hail 'Zionist conspiracy agreement' 0
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

The interim Egyptian government confirmed yesterday that it will recognise existing laws allowing lateness, unauthorised absence or general drops in productivity amongst the workforce to be blamed on...