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Topping dead celebrity rich list 'no consolation', says Elizabeth Taylor's ghost

The ghost of Elizabeth Taylor has hit out at Forbes magazine after it claimed she would be 'delighted' to top the list of the world's highest earning dead celebrities. Taylor, who died in 2011 aged...

The Paper Ostrich 21.05.13 8:07pm
Man living the D:Ream still believes that things can only get better 2
Midfield Diamond 21.05.13 8:06pm
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Miserably Married Couple Ask How Their Marriage Can Be Made A Gay One. 6
Titus 21.05.13 7:46pm
sredni vashta
Gaming community unimpressed with "Call Of Jury Duty" 4
sredni vashta 21.05.13 7:45pm
sredni vashta
Salmond 'Scotts independence affordable with mix of payday loans & lotto wins' 2
MADJEZ 21.05.13 6:39pm
The All New Jeni B
Leaky water bed caused teenage boy to live his dreams 0
Midfield Diamond 21.05.13 5:56pm
Midfield Diamond
Spiritualist crosses road - gets to the other side 11
Smart Alex 21.05.13 5:21pm
David Cameron To Join Labour Party

NewsBiscuit can exclusively reveal that previously confidential plans for David Cameron to join the Labour party will be made public within the next few days. In a prepared statement he will...

Titus 21.05.13 5:00pm
Prince Charles hits out at poaching of elephants

Claims they're much better barbecued. (Groan)...

Beerboy 21.05.13 4:27pm
Bulgarian women campaign for "beer" option on Google Glasses

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apepper 21.05.13 4:14pm
Ray Manzerak donates his organ to science.

Transplant surgeons were unimpressed to learn that recently deceased Doors keyboard player Ray Manzerak has donated his organ to science. "It's just a well-used Vox Continental transistorised organ...

Boutros 21.05.13 4:13pm
Charity Stunned by Donation of Chewing Gum from Sir Alex Ferguson

Two weeks after announcing his retirement, the figurehead of English football, Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed reports that he donated twenty-six years worth of discarded spearmint gum to The East...

NorthernGravy 21.05.13 4:05pm
Falling off cliffs and appearing naked at work makes living the dream tough. 2
weematt 21.05.13 3:54pm
Muted reception for new Bond film "On Her Majesty's Jury Service" 0
sredni vashta 21.05.13 3:42pm
sredni vashta
Prince Charles to protect wildlife by hiding his father's shotgun

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apepper 21.05.13 3:36pm
Reggae Reggae Sauce, not that nice.

Reports have come in that a rival to The Dragons' Den's sensational find, Reggae Reggae sauce, has hit the shelves. Only hours into it's launch, the sauce, which is being marketed with the slogan 'So...

No Beard 21.05.13 3:23pm
Ray Manzarek Closes The Doors for the last time 2
victimms 21.05.13 1:45pm
The All New Jeni B
Chris Waddle not in top 1000 pop stars, according to Victoria Beckham

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Beerboy 21.05.13 1:19pm
Colleen Rooney's seagull impressions, just her calling Kai Klay in for tea 0
simonjmr 21.05.13 12:55pm
The Doctor finally becomes a consultant, will now be called Mister Who 1
simonjmr 21.05.13 10:34am
John Wiltshire
Shares in The Priory rise after plans for new stable block are passed 0
raudus 21.05.13 10:29am
Queen visits Flower Show – Mayan Prophecy fulfilled

On what Astrologers are describing as a “slow news-day”, the Media have been quick to declare that Elizabeth II’s tour of the Chelsea Flower Show as the catalyst for the “end of time”. This...

Wrenfoe 21.05.13 10:22am
Rooney announces third child will be called Kirk, for full KKK suite 0
simonjmr 21.05.13 9:42am
Kirk says 'yes' to gay ministers : Spock shocked 9
FlashArry 21.05.13 9:09am
Tory MP clarifies that the Kray twins are the aggressive homosexuals

He was thinking of. More soon...

simonjmr 21.05.13 8:33am
Attack of The Swivel Eyed Loons smashed all box office records in opening week 0
ronseal 21.05.13 7:34am
Grand Old Duke of York's wife complains 'He's neither up nor down' 0
John Wiltshire 21.05.13 7:25am
John Wiltshire
Man who likes men fails to conform to gay stereotype

A Winchester man has failed in his bid to become a gay stereotype despite years of pressure from family, friends and other sections of society. Tom Hutchinson decided to come clean in an interview...

Dick Everyman 21.05.13 7:25am
Dick Everyman
UKIP to campaing for compusory pub lock-ins. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 21.05.13 6:28am
New Philosophical Treatise to be compiled from facebook posts 1
Dumbnews 21.05.13 6:27am