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unesco to declare basildon farm world heritage site 1
4ty2 20.09.11 10:01am
greg various
Manchester Police report increase in "suicide by burglary" 1
greg various 19.09.11 9:36pm
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Basildon's housewives braced for clothes peg shortage 3
roybland 20.09.11 6:57pm
nickb
Paramedics disciplined for using ambulance to sell ice-creams

A team of paramedics from Bristol have been suspended after reportedly selling ice cream from their ambulance. If found guilty they face a rocky road, and could see their incomes frozen. "Our...

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14.01.13 9:21am
Dick Everyman
Front page

PRIVATE EYE admit being controlled for 50 years by Bubbles...

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plasticjock 19.09.11 8:29pm
plasticjock
Rugby bagpipe ban to be extended “across the civilised world”.

Thankfully...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.09.11 7:55pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Front page

Private Eye admit to being controlled for fifty years by Bubbles...

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plasticjock 19.09.11 7:54pm
plasticjock
"Travellers" fail to live up to their name

no more soon...

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Kramaring 19.09.11 7:17pm
Kramaring
Liverpudlian battered by movie star after welcoming him: "Hey, Steven's a gal" 0
thackaray 19.09.11 7:12pm
thackaray
Better School discipline promised - drug addled problem pupils hope to be caned 0
thackaray 19.09.11 7:04pm
thackaray
McCain achievements 'impressive for a Ginger' 0
SpankyMonkey 19.09.11 6:17pm
SpankyMonkey
McCain cashes in his chips.. 0
MADJEZ 19.09.11 5:59pm
MADJEZ
Bailiffs ask NASA if it can crash the defunct UARS satellite on Dale Farm. 1
Tammy Flugh 19.09.11 5:33pm
borednow
Pensioner arrested over napalm ‘intruder’ death

A Norfolk pensioner has been arrested in connection with the napalm death of a suspected intruder at her home on Saturday night. A charred pile of human remains was discovered on the welcome mat...

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Dick Everyman 22.09.11 3:19pm
Dick Everyman
Teenage girls in tears, as rumours of imminent Eurozone break-up spreads 3
simonjmr 20.09.11 8:26am
TokyoTomato
See Saw sales up and down claims ELC

"This industry is all swings and roundabouts" said a senior economist at the Early Learning Centre. More soon...

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simonjmr 19.09.11 3:25pm
writinginbsl
Life of tightrope walker hangs in the balance.

More later...

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spoole2112 19.09.11 3:26pm
writinginbsl
Lord Sugar to be promoted to Baron Splenda after diabetes diagnosis

Billionaire businessman Lord Sugar has made a triumph out of a potential medical tragedy. Diagnosed this week with diabetes at the same time as being awarded a Baronetcy, he promptly did a deal...

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nickb 19.09.11 1:58pm
nickb
32% rely on smartphone to cross road

A report has revealed that almost a third of the population are now unable to walk to the shops or cross a busy road without the aid of a smartphone. When older types of mobile device are taken into...

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Des Custard 20.09.11 9:21am
Des Custard
Penicillin tops list of most wanted things for the man who has everything 0
simonjmr 19.09.11 1:52pm
simonjmr
Conservatives call for 31 October be designated as Margaret Thatcher day. 2
simonjmr 29.10.11 6:09pm
simonjmr
Strait jacket manufacturer calls for restraint 2
simonjmr 19.09.11 3:27pm
writinginbsl
"We're here" pleads Lib Dem conference

As Dale Farm evictions and Red Rum's trainer dying dominate the UK headlines. More soon...

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simonjmr 19.09.11 1:22pm
simonjmr
Authorities employ rotavirus to instigate mass evacuation at Dale Farm

More later...

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spoole2112 19.09.11 1:15pm
spoole2112
Kindle users told 'Never judge a book by its 167 ppi digital interface'. 1
wallster 19.09.11 1:03pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
L'Oreal admit $2billion lost by rouge-trader. Leaves them in the red. 0
MADJEZ 19.09.11 12:58pm
MADJEZ
Man forced to buy carrier bag reurns it to M&S with excuse "It's not really me" 1
ronseal 19.09.11 3:20pm
Boutros
Boris heads the field in Olympic Village Idiot race

Soon to be ex-Mayor of London Boris Jonnson has been installed as favourite in the search to find the consumate buffoon for next year's Olympic Games. The jocular ungainly ex-Bullingdon figure of...

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spoole2112 02.06.12 8:01am
riesler
Home Office to phase out full-facial passport photos for gimps

The Home Office is to waive the rule which insists on a full-facial photograph where the applicant is a leather-clad sex slave habitually used to peering through a mask. The proposed moves follows...

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Gary Stanton 20.09.11 12:27pm
Ironduke
Plymouth hospice manager fired for 'poor results'

The manager of a once-proud establishment in Plymouth has been heartlessly sacked, less than a year after it was converted to a hospice. Mr Peter Reid lost his job at the Argyle Home Park hospice...

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Midfield Diamond 19.09.11 5:27pm
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