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Doritos ‘interested’ in sponsoring rumoured double-dip recession. 0
Parkie 3 years
India Struggling to Blame Pakistan for Games Crisis 0
IABP 3 years

India is finding it increasingly difficult to blame Pakistan for the current Games crisis say news reports. It seemed a perfect opportunity to blame Pakistan but at the moment they are struggling to...

Camp scientists invent world's first super-duper computer 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon], (NB I haven't been able to get online recently so I've got a ticker-prospect backlog ;-)...

Complaining man fears statutory rights may have been affected 0
dicky37 3 years

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Branson admits "I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me" 0
dicky37 3 years

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Blackpool's council to follow Liverpool model and call residents 'Blackpudlians' 0
dicky37 3 years

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Pakistani builder accused in Commonwealth Games betting scam 3
R R 3 years

The Commonwealth Games authorities in India are investigating claims that a firm of building contractors in Pakistan have been involved in a series of spot bets in the lead up to the Opening...

GOOD NEWS FOR BANKS: They've got all the dollars. 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

.and the bad news is that no-one with dollar loans can make repayments...

Bono again surprises the charity world by givng more than 1% 0
arrghgarry 3 years

of received monies to end poverty ,the board having recieved 11 million pounds made sure that no ONE who works for ONE will ever face poverty...

BBC Caught in “Real Hustle” Scam 1
Quaz 3 years

The BBC Board or Governors’ have admitted that they have been caught out in a scam run by their own “Real Hustle” show. The show, in which a team of crack conmen extort cash from unsuspecting...

Casey Affleck: Schwarzenegger's political career is a satirical hoax 2
alexc 3 years

Just days after admitting his Joaquin Phoenix documentary was a hoax, director Casey Affleck has sensationally revealed the political career of Arnold Schwarzenegger was also a satirical prank.,...

Orchestrated Al Qaeda railway bomb plot foiled by RMT strike 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

A furious Osama Bin Laden joined commuters yesterday in condemning a wild cat strike by members of the RMT., 'We had spent months, if not years, planning for the big day, and then these bully boys...

Ahmadinejad walks out on Ahmadinejad speech. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'There's nobody left to listen, so I might aswell go to' said the bearded tyrant...

Migrant gang seize pensioner's home while he's having a piss 0
roybland 3 years

A gang of Lithuanian squatters moved into a pensioner's home while he was in the outside loo having a piss. 'It's a bleedin' scandal,' said 72-year-old Tom Sides. 'I'd just popped out to the loo for...

Chelsea FC Finally Squeals 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'Our run of easy games since the start of the football season? All down to the Russian mafia hacking into the FA's fixture program, mate'...

Solar flare hits facebook. more lat... 0
one against the world 3 years
Big Drop In Kumho Tires Sales 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

due to misspelling...

Drilling oil wells at North Pole, could alter earths Rotation, Warns Scientist 0
Rowly 3 years

"Top" Scientists warned today that drilling Oil Well holes near the North Pole could speed up Earths rotation., Especially if the Drill gets stuck!, Professor Guy Roscope, from Harvard warned that...

Nation mourns the death of the last porn mags in hedges depositor 7
simonjmr 3 years

Few individuals have had an impact upon the lives teenage boys than Desmond Snibblet, without being a catholic priest. From the early sixties until a few short weeks ago Desmond would travel the...

Cuts may force BBC to show Morecambe and Wise repeats this Christmas 1
roybland 3 years
Local man takes up begging after giving all his money to charity 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Artistic differences almost prevented release of New Testament 0
alexc 3 years

New documentary evidence suggests that artistic differences and fierce legal wrangles almost prevented the release of The New Testament., The documents, long hidden by The Norwich Illuminati, reveal...

Bog Snorkellers to do Winter Training in Delhi 0
IABP 3 years
Trapped homosexual miner tells rescue workers to leave them alone 0
alexc 3 years

A homosexual miner trapped in a confined space with 32 other men has pleaded with rescue workers to stop their digging and leave them alone., The miner, Andres Forme, rejected claims that the men...

Labour to change its name to I ain’t no rich man’s bitch party 1
billc 3 years

A controversial document will be tabled to the newly elected National Executive Committee of the Labour party after the annual conference next week. All the candidates have seen a draft copy of the...

'Depictions make me look fat' admits Mohammed 6
Barrel o Biscuits 3 years

The prophet Mohammed, the light-giving lamp and praiseworthy messenger of God, has revealed the real reason why images of the founder of Islam are generally forbidden under Islamic law: they...

Executing retard 'sets dangerous precedent' warns Bush 4
jp1885 3 years
Coalition plans to outsource Afghan War falter for lack of 'serious' bidders 1
la maga 3 years

Government plans to privatise the War in Afghanistan have got off to an inauspicious start, with a lack of bidders the government regards as 'serious'. Only two bids have so far been submitted, one...

Internet crashes as Spinning Ballerina throws up 0
pinxit 3 years
Blockbuster Application for Bankruptcy Pending Further Proof of ID 0
thisisall1word 3 years

Blockbuster' application for Bbnkruptcy has been turned down after the video and DVD hire company could not sufficiently prove that it was indeed the company it claimed to be., The US dept of...