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Markets panic as S&P downgrades US credit from Epic to Awesome 0
Dumbnews 4 years
New online poll forces parliametary debate on the return of the Ducking Stool 0
ronseal 4 years

After an online petition reached 100,000 signatures, the House of Commons will be forced to debate the return of the Ducking Stool. Popular targets of misogyny, including Cherie Blair, Ann...

Small Business Federation Calls For Local Looters For Local Shops. 1
The All New Jeni B 4 years

(Or Local Shops For Local Looters?)...

It Started With a Riot by Our Fashion Correspondent 0
Drylaw 4 years

Good things can come out of bad..yes even out of riots. Who'd have thought it? "Ma main man" pimp-rolling down the High Street in a slightly stained brown checked sports jacket with 5 year-old...

PM Dave & George Want To Say A Big, Big Thankyou To All Our Friends In The North 4
Jesse Bigg 4 years

..Who have gone the extra mile, above and beyond the call of duty re their splendid efforts to keep UK PLC solvent, by taking on the burden of extra cuts and higher unemployment, compared to the...

Old Etonians riot against polar bear brutality 0
greg various 4 years

P.M. gives full backing...

Daily Telegraph: "Polar bear attack: tribute to 'strong, fearless' son" 2
Izziere 4 years

"It is such a shame. My son was brave and strong - he even managed to take out a few of theirs before being shot", said Daddy Polar Bear...

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary looted in Tottenham riots. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Harry Redknapp's vocabulary has been looted and left for brown bread by tea leaves during the Tottenham riots. "The toe rags have half inched all my favourite words" said a down in the north and...

PETA concerned as 23 seals and 7 Afghans and a whirly bird is killed 0
guffaw 4 years
Leaving hazelnut based chocolate bar in car is hot topic on Google 0
virtuallywill 4 years

more later...

Rebekah Brooks to star in Last Night I Went to Wapping Again. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Sexy, flame haired, femme fatale Rebekah Brooks is to star as a modern day Rebecca in an updated film version of the classic Daphne Du Maurier melodrama. The blockbuster movie, Last Night I Went To...

Guardian reports "Police on street after ironing" 0
virtuallywill 4 years

retraction later...

The British Spring exploded yesterday in Tottenham. Ministers flee abroad... 0
Awkward Facts 4 years

As civil order collapses Prime Minister Cameron has already flown to Italy...

US solves global economic crisis by making trite Hollywood film about it 0
FraserWords 4 years

American policy-makers were celebrating last night after coming up with a solution to the world debt crisis., The White House signed an 11th-hour deal forcing Disney, Pixar and DreamWorks to...

"Tory Government's Looting And Robbing Cause Of Tottenham Riot,"..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

say experts...

Tragic accidental death of Richard Hammond to close current run of Top Gear 0
nickb 4 years

Popular motoring presenter Richard Hammond is to be accidentally killed in a tragic ratings-boosting episode of Top Gear to end the current series. Exact details have yet to emerge although the...

Cameron Urges Tottenham Rioters To Buy His....... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.."Big Society" balloons...

New 'inflate-a-pool' convinces Google sat-cams that you're mega rich 2
ronseal 4 years

New inflate-a-pool technology, that looks like an outdoor pool to Google Earth's satellite cameras, is helping recession hit Brits to keep up with the Cyber Jones in their twin towns. 'Croydon has...

Olympic torch to be replaced with flame-effect replica on the Tottenham stretch 0
pere floza 4 years

just in case....

Redknapp optimistic as Tottenham put in strong performance in riot season opener 0
wallster 4 years

Tottenham boss, Harry Redknapp is said to be 'Over the moon' with his team's confident start to the new riot season. Despite a stiff defence by the Metropolitan Police, the Spurs squad were able to...

Jeffrey Archer and Johan Hari arrested as police try to avert Copy Cat riots 0
ronseal 4 years
Children’s entertainers ‘Kompletely Krackers’ split over comedic differences 0
antharrison 4 years

The world of children’s entertainment was in shock today following the announcement that Mike Lamb and Brent Logan, better known as ‘Kompletely Krackers’ are to end their 20 year partnership...

News Of The World phone hacker hacks mother-in-law to death. 1
rebel not taken 4 years

News Of The World reader Ted Snivel has hacked his mother-in-law to death in Bognor Regis. Mr Snivel, who boasted to neighbours that he worked for M15, claims to have been under massive stress...

Anti-fracking protesters told to 'frack off' 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Worthing pensioners caught in Doggy position. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Retired cinema usherette Marjorie Fosdyke-Spratt has set tongues wagging in Worthing. Miss Fosdyke-Spratt, who is 102, was discovered under West Pier slumped over her zimmer frame with her knickers...

David Schneider set to join Manchester City 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Market report 0
Des Custard 4 years

Apologies for digging out my own old stuff, but [url=]this[/url] seems quite apt at present...

Eton. 4
Screenie 4 years
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA1 Taxis downgraded 1
exigo 4 years
Unmarried USA decides to get pregnant and live in a council house. 1
Al OPecia 4 years