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World's most gullible child born yesterday 6
beau-jolly 05.03.12 2:24pm
beau-jolly
Government recycling Tsar sacked after suggesting general election more soon... 0
Bismarck 05.03.12 2:08pm
Bismarck
Government's 'traffic tsar' to be called 'tsar of all the rush-hours.'

Moscow for a drink., Pork products supremo 'tsar of all the rashers.'...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 05.03.12 2:06pm
Haywood Manley
Man explains why he got rid of vacuum cleaner - "It was just gathering dust" 12
Haywood Manley 05.03.12 1:48pm
Haywood Manley
Man who saw French synth pioneer's bedspread twice suffers duvet jarre.

Like what Smart Alex said...

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Haywood Manley 05.03.12 1:34pm
malgor
Government Recycling Tsar ‘could become star’ suggests crossword enthusiast 0
Midfield Diamond 05.03.12 1:04pm
Midfield Diamond
Politicians, celebrities profit from “anti-satire insurance”.

When a well-known Chancellor of the Exchequer read in a humorous comment piece that his mouth was like “the clenched and encrusted anus of a constipated dachshund” he still managed a smile,...

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nickb 05.03.12 1:02pm
Golgo13
Government's Recycling Tsar "can't even speak Russian", claim opposition. 0
bonjonelson 05.03.12 12:44pm
bonjonelson
Leaked document reveals Government recycling Tsar plans...

to employ thousands of jobless teenagers during the summer months on a scheme to collect caterpillar shit for recycling. The document reveals the "criminal" waste of a free resource. "if enough is...

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Bismarck 05.03.12 12:41pm
Bismarck
Man who saw Louis Walsh and Jason Gardiner's hair transplants claims des cheveux

Well, if you can't beat them...

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butagirl 05.03.12 12:27pm
butagirl
Cafe opens in bedroom as man's complaint comes at a Costa

A man has woken up from a normal night’s sleep, to be greeted with a fully operational Costa Coffee café in his bedroom. He believes that the ‘pop-up café’ has appeared because of a letter he...

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Perks 05.03.12 11:47am
nickb
Lifetime study of Earth’s rotation comes to an end as scientist 'calls it a day' 6
malgor 05.03.12 10:40am
Sinnick
Russian electoral result blamed on voting instructions: "Put in your vote" 0
Sinnick 05.03.12 10:38am
Sinnick
Putin promises to give 110% (same as his winning margin).

More electoral irregularities soon...

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MADJEZ 05.03.12 10:14am
MADJEZ
Jewish Tailor launches feel good hypnosis CD "I can Make you Schmutter" 0
ronseal 05.03.12 9:47am
ronseal
ebay and gumtree in Yorkshire-only merger, becomes ebay-gum 3
Skylarking 05.03.12 9:30am
Skylarking
Man who keeps buying the same old French car has a curious sense of deux chevaux 2
Smart Alex 05.03.12 8:51am
Username
Putin: election protesters will be disappeared

Putin: election protesters will be disappeared Vladimir Putin, newly elected Russian president said that his election was free and fair, and that if anyone disagreed they would be imprisoned without...

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steve_l 05.03.12 8:28am
steve_l
Rebekkah Brooks "was lent a police force"

A Home Office spokesperson admitted the government lent Rebekkah Brooks a police force while she was editor of the News of the World, and afterwards.  The Home Office also conceded that Tony Blair,...

1
nickb 05.03.12 8:01am
Sinnick
Radio trailers for Les Behan's Lovers book NOT indecent but maybe misleading 0
ronseal 05.03.12 7:53am
ronseal
Chelsea's revolutionary squad rotation system now extended to include managers

More(inho) soon...

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tedweasel 05.03.12 7:05am
tedweasel
Government in secret talks to privatise itself. 1
bonjonelson 05.03.12 3:12am
Dumbnews
Olympic highways to have fast food fast lanes.

"Our Olympic arteries must not be clogged unnecessarily. The efficient circulation  of catering  traffic will be vital to the nation's health during this important period," said Communities...

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nickb 05.03.12 2:59am
Username
Chelsea players take Villas-Boas to Pizza Hut for "Leavers Meal" 1
paddyparkinson 05.03.12 1:30am
ronseal
Manchester United Win GOP Nominee Race

In an event that should have shocked no one Manchester United managed to grind out a scrappy election win over Mitt Romney and have now set their sights on the White House., In his concession speech...

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Hooch 05.03.12 12:13am
Hooch
World to be bombarded with Putin related satire says experts 0
Hooch 04.03.12 11:39pm
Hooch
ITV announce new reality 'programme', place mirrors on nations TVs

ITV have announced their spring flagship programme very much in the tradition of reality shows. It is called, "You - Uncut" and is only available via a special reflective encoder to be fitted by...

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SimonJJames 04.03.12 11:10pm
nickb
Privatisation row latest: Miners come out in suport of Police 1
Mandy Lifeboat 04.03.12 11:08pm
nickb
Chelsea Sack Benitez

Rafa Benitez has been sacked as manager of Chelsea before he was appointed. A spokesman for Chelsea Football Club confirmed earlier today that this action was taken to save time and money. It will...

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Ian 04.03.12 11:04pm
nickb
Exhausted Noises Off actor suffering from repetitive Frayn injury.

Bit of culture...

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nickb 04.03.12 10:51pm
nickb