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Child Cage-Fighters to be locked up and beaten if they do it again

That'll learn em!...

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Ian Searle 22.09.11 11:55am
Ian Searle
Titanic Re-enactment Society Members' Conclusion....

."Leaving the lifeboats and getting back on the 'mockup Titanic', same as voting for a Tory government."...

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Jesse Bigg 22.09.11 11:53am
Jesse Bigg
Hospitals 'On Brink Of Collapse' only kept standing by MRSA bugs holding hands

According to a new report - the old ones are the best - gag switching is not a crime!...

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Ian Searle 22.09.11 11:40am
Ian Searle
Vast Reserves of Seaside Fun Discovered in Blackpool

The UK tourist industry is gearing up for a bonanza after huge reserves of seaside fun were discovered in and around Blackpool in the north-west of England. If fully developed the find could...

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TokyoTomato 22.09.11 5:33pm
dvo4fun
Super hero lead for Expedia's new ad campaign dies from exposure to Samsonite 0
brownpaperreporter 22.09.11 11:23am
brownpaperreporter
Bodyform to sue BBC over themetune for new Tara Fitzgerald series 0
Iamthestig 22.09.11 11:15am
Iamthestig
Death in Georgia confirmed as REM split 1
simonjmr 22.09.11 10:34am
Tristan Shout
U2 finally table Sunday Bloody Sunday compensation offer 0
simonjmr 22.09.11 10:28am
simonjmr
'Oh everyone's upset about execution without fair trial NOW', huffs Al Qaeda. 1
DrTurmoil 22.09.11 9:38am
Gary Baldy
'Everybody Hurts' explains Michael Stipe 0
SpankyMonkey 22.09.11 9:24am
SpankyMonkey
Assange fury over book leak 'definitely not double standards' 0
SpankyMonkey 22.09.11 9:21am
SpankyMonkey
Mungo Jerry dons turban on re-release of his hit 'in the indian summer time'. 4
Basil_B 26.09.11 9:08am
Basil_B
Boundary Commission to reassess acceptable behaviour for children

The Boundary Commission will today embark upon consultation with UK parents to redraw what is now considered to be acceptable behaviour for children. "For too long has the Victorian ideal of...

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simonjmr 22.09.11 8:29am
Perks
Man-flu epidemic averted as Bird-flu wouldn't let him out 1
Perks 22.09.11 2:20pm
martin2381
Joey Barton to host Moral Maze

Listeners to BBC Radio 4's weekly Moral Maze programme were surprised last night to hear chairman Michael Buerk close the show by announcing his retirement and the name of his successor. "Henceforth...

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Drylaw 22.09.11 8:10am
Drylaw
Fans, Copy-editors struggle with news of REM split

Fans coming to terms with the announcement that influential American rock band REM are to split are joined in their misery by copy-editors frantic to avoid using the obvious 'It's the end of the...

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Tristan Shout 25.09.11 7:41am
Textbook
Pygmy Olympics Opening Ceremony "short and sweet" 0
Drylaw 22.09.11 7:25am
Drylaw
The Stig spotted wearing an "I am The Stig" T-shirt 0
Nick McCarr 22.09.11 4:35am
Nick McCarr
New Facebook changes angers people with no lives 0
Dumbnews 22.09.11 3:56am
Dumbnews
Massive demand for "I was Troy Davis" T-shirts

bit nasty, but humour is humour I guess...

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RJWinter 22.09.11 2:57pm
rikkor
Falling satellite kills cat and makes big mess of front garden 0
RJWinter 22.09.11 3:36am
RJWinter
Troy Davis Left Me His "Guns And Ammo" Subscription.

Five issues left! (Drat! I'm going to have to wait a bit.)...

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rikkor 23.09.11 1:19pm
Scroat
BBC commissions Spooks prequel - set in Edwardian England... 1
deskpilot3 21.09.11 10:49pm
rikkor
Beware of Greeks bearing Gilts.

Thanks Rik...

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Al OPecia 21.09.11 10:17pm
rikkor
Isle of Wight demands full member status at UN. More soon.

West Bembridge representative flies to New York...

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Al OPecia 21.09.11 9:51pm
Al OPecia
Video-games players 'easily able to differentiate between games and reality'

A recent study conducted by a team of not feckless researchers indicates that the majority of gamers are easily able to differentiate between the opposing worlds of games and reality. Although the...

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Worth 21.09.11 9:18pm
Worth
Beware of Greeks bearing interest. 2
rikkor 22.09.11 1:18pm
rikkor
Man watching Powerpoint presentation is 99% likely to be demoralised, says study

A new report by the Hambleton Group has revealed that people are 99% more likely to lose the will to live during Powerpoint presentations. The surge in alcohol consumption following a 45 minute...

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ronseal 21.09.11 10:35pm
ronseal
Video footage proves ‘Labour Social Clubs still exist in Lancashire’

Video footage of two 8 year old boys crocheting a cotton doily at a Lancashire Labour club have been condemned by the BMA and described as ‘particularly disturbing’ by one officer as neither boy...

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Gerontius 21.09.11 6:21pm
Gerontius
Pro-Whine: Bluff your way through any media frenzy

Special Offer Whine & Dine - full board residential course available now., *Whinge, gripe, carp and wang-on like a pro., *Dispense with the need for expensive PR consultants & media...

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vertical 21.09.11 4:30pm
vertical