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chip shop fish refuses to be wrapped in an old copy of NOTW 1
Leeboy007 4 years
Amy Winehouse gets stoned on tour of Middle East 0
Dick Everyman 4 years
PM tells Rebekah Brooks, "if you can't stand the heat, get back in the Kitchen" 0
Rowly 4 years


Bankrupt European nations to join Boyzone 0
simonjmr 4 years

Greece, Portugal and Ireland to join Ronan Keating et al in a new Boyzone line-up. More soon...

Outrage as 'take-away' phone numbers found amongst hacker’s files 2
Dick Everyman 4 years

The long-running phone hacking scandal took a sickening twist last night, with claims that the News of the World hacked into the phones of scores of take-away establishments. Editor, Rebekah...

Angry farmers blame Meerkats for TV epidemic 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

British Farmers are uniting in an effort to cull the Meerkat population which has established itself in sets up and down the country. Traditional cage trapping, favoured under Department for...

Nation to hold 2 minutes silence to mark end of Harry Potter careers 5
4 years

As the final film in the popular Harry Potter series hits the cinemas, the nation is being urged to spare a thought for the actors that played the young wizards. With less than £60 million banked...

NAO raises 'major' concerns over aircraft carrier shopping malls 0
Gary Stanton 4 years

The National Audit Office has expressed deep concern about the inclusion of state-of-the-art shopping malls on the decks of two of the Royal Navy's new aircraft carriers in the 2010 defence review....

News of the World desperate for news stories 0
greg various 4 years

to fill the blank advertising space...

Real IRA to be rebranded 'I can't believe it's not Al-Qaeda' 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Soldier killed in Afghanistan. The ‘News of the World’ has been informed. 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Woolworths confirms it is no longer advertising in News of the World 2
bonjonelson 4 years
TJ Hughes Head Office car park to replace HMS Prince of Wales 0
grottymonty 4 years

MoD officials say that they intend to float the carpark from the troubled retailer's head office in Liverpool as a low cost replacement for the £10bn aircraft carrier. All we need is a ruddy great...

Grauniad journo with RSI diagnosed with crapal tonal sun drome 4
ronseal 4 years

probably means nothing to most people...

'Every little helps' says Tesco as two-pack policy saves countless lives 14
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Secretary of State for health Andrew Lansley has publicly thanked the UK’s major supermarkets for their part in keeping Britain’s suicide rate down by refusing to sell more than two packets of...

Bill Bailey brands brill Bail Bill bull 0
JonnyJP 4 years

I can't think of anything for the story, just liked the headline...

Proclaimers' twice 500 mile walk ends in harrassment charge 6
Oxbridge 4 years

Musicians Craig and Charlie Reid were released on bail last night after being charged with aggravated sexual harrassment. It is alleged that the Scottish twins had walked 500 miles and then walked...

Duke and Duchess offer comfort to husbands and other victims of their wedding 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Calls for a judicial hacking enquiry ‘may have been hacked’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Lawyers write open letter against bail reform but charge £2k for 'disbursements' 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rebekah Brooks to resign, then spend 30 mins being ridiculed by Dara O'Briain 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years
TV stations urged to reveal phone hacking scandals of their own 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

In the hope that Halifax will then withdraw those godawul, irritating TV adverts too...

Firms withdraw adverts from NoW, replace them with free publicity in news 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Was tempted to write this up complete with quotes from spokespeople from Halifax, Ford etc. "At Halifax we take ethics very seriously and will not be advertising any of our fantastic products, such...

Mobile phone companies relieved that no-one is blaming their shitty security 2
JohnA 4 years
Widespread shock as first person to comment on online news story claims to have 0
Nick McCarr 4 years

no interest in it whatsoever...

MyWife joins MyMatesGirlfriend to offer modern nagging solutions 3
Oxbridge 4 years

MyWife plc, a leading supplier of optimised nagging solutions for modern women, has announced that it has established a technology alliance with MyMatesGirlfriend Ltd., another major player in this...

"Twitter Campaign For Real Sentences in English" falls at first hur 5
JohnA 4 years

Moar tweets L8R....

Phone hacking disgusting - unless Murdoch papers can support New Labour again 0
ronseal 4 years

Moral exhibitionists say that fashionable thought - currently against phone hacking - could swing the other way, if Rupert Murdoch promises to support Ed Miliband. 'Many people find this hard to...

Haye’s Broken Toe Reveals All 0
Captain Emyr 4 years

In an excusive interview the toe which has been blamed for appalling performance by David Haye tells its side of the story., , In a shocking kiss and tell story the toe revealed that it had been...

Press Complaints Commission to be replaced by Jeremy Kyle. 0
Al OPecia 4 years

More soon. "Are you seriously telling me that as Editor in Chief, you didn't know that this hacking was going on? Ladies and Gentlemen our lie detector test shows."...