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Cheers and booze... 2
Doylem 4 years

“The Hampstead & Highgate Fine Wines and Victuals Company has been expanding into the North of England”, says Managing Director, Brian Fletcher. “As we moved beyond our Home Counties...

And now the end is near 2
Tammy Flugh 4 years

And so I face the final curtain, My friend I'll say it clear, I'll state my case of which I'm certain I've lived a life that's full, I traveled each and every highway, But since I lost the court...

unmarried couple told that they could not have a room won landmark legal case 3
4ty2 4 years

following the decline they moved into stable with the local sheep, were they took delivery of a baby son from gestational companion any gostwriters available? hopefully more soon...

ruby ruby ruby 1
Lord Lucan 4 years

berlusconi admits under further questioning that he's changed his house name to 'il playboy casa'...

peers morgan trying the wogan look 2
4ty2 4 years or - Is it me? hope he does not start a show called wake up with Migrane...

Spending the afternoon in Wetherspoons makes 75% of customers feel suicidal... 0
Doylem 4 years
***** to sue DEFRA for discrimination against free travel 0
4ty2 4 years

as they claim he needs to apply for movement documents when he wants to travel with his partner Dolly. This is worse then not finding a hotel for the night as they prefere camping and having fun in...

An edgier host for next years Golden Globes, Cuboids and Pyramids on standby 0
simonjmr 4 years
mcdonalds considering rebranding exercise for London power olympics 0
4ty2 4 years

[url=]have a pit stop at McDonalds, regain your power and balance[/url]...

Katie Price announces separation 1
riesler 4 years

new bra working well...

Tories Reach Out to Lazy Feckless Bastards 1
Rapscallion 4 years

The Prime Minister David Cameron has appealed directly to "the single, the work-shy and generally piss-poor" in a speech that has been hailed both as a political masterstroke and absolutely bonkers....

Britain “a nation of shoplifters”, says Police Chief... 0
Doylem 4 years

Chief of Police, Robert Carver, justified his decision to go easy on shoplifters. “In these difficult times we don’t want to criminalise people who are just trying to look after their families,...

Bob Evans, hopeless alcoholic, tries to drink “within government guidelines”... 0
Doylem 4 years

“Despite being a hopeless alcoholic I try my best to stick to the government’s helpful guidelines. From a brief perusal, in the library, of the ‘Drinking and You’ website - not at all...

Musicologist study shows effects of listening to Muse no different to Placebo. 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[More soon]...

Russel Brand told masturbation comedy routine too 4
Trickster 4 years

close to the bone...

"When I was a lad, all this used to be industry" Yorkshiremen reminisce 0
simonjmr 4 years
Internet dating website revealed as hoax 0
4ty2 4 years

[url=]plenty of fish[/url] to get you hooked...

Dolphins report website to Trading Standards 1
bonjonelson 4 years

based on the original idea of Zadok II...

Man To Sue Former Employer After Being Fired For Liking Justin Bieber 3
Textbook 4 years
Fish turned away from plentyoffish dating website wins discrimination case. 8
Zadok the second 4 years
Frankie Boyle to host next year's Golden Globes 1
ronseal 4 years
New country code: take nothing but photographs, leave nothing but platitudes... 5
Doylem 4 years
Gay activists upset by tories ' they prefer Clegg over the cabinet' comment. 3
Basil_B 4 years
Gervais ,next year settles for hoisting Jordans golden globes after a piss . 0
melody 4 years
After Wossie lets the world know his daughter is gay ,best mate Russell Brand 0
melody 4 years

says he'd still tap it ...

Jacob's Crackers sales skyrocket thanks to Ritchie's Snatch 0
Trickster 4 years

Sales of Jacob's Crackers have rocketed since Guy Ritchie's gangster romcom Snatch, admits biscuit manufacturer. In the movie tough gangster Brick Top, played by Alan Ford, threatens to cut off...

Calls for Government action as cyclists' smugness hits 2 year high 2
ianslat 4 years

Road users are urging the Government to intervene in an attempt to bring down soaring cyclists' smugness, which reached a two year high earlier this week. 'It's becoming almost unbearable for some...

'I'm not really a completer-finisher type' Grim Reaper confesses to Piers Morgan 0
Skylarking 4 years


First sighting of great bustard near Westminster 0
tonyhill 4 years

Reports of a sighting of a great bustard in and around Westmister appear to be false. Lord Arher and Mandelson both said they were at home at the time. Michael Gove blames labour government for poor...

MC Escher Inspired Escalator Confounds Local Mall Patrons 3
BCP 4 years

A brand new escalator, apparently inspired by the drawings of famed graphic artist MC Escher, caused a stir at The Mall of Grand Rapids when revealed, yesterday. “I mean, what’s the @&%king...