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Miliband denies trialling prototype invisibility cloak

Due to appear in Liverpool tomorrow...

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medici2471 26.09.11 7:44pm
medici2471
Knox is diabolical, says Italian lawyer - breaking news from 1554

no more soon...

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medici2471 26.09.11 7:38pm
medici2471
Monkeys Write Shakespeare; "Hollyoaks is Next"

An experiment using millions of virtual monkeys has generated 99.99% of the complete works of Shakespeare. The programmer in charge commented, "Once this is complete, I thought what next? And...

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apepper 26.09.11 9:57pm
dvo4fun
Ed Balls apologises for not beating Miliband in leadership election

Plenty more soon....

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medici2471 26.09.11 9:30pm
edmartin
£150m of silver found over 1 mile under the Atlantic

In other news, Cameron buys Clegg a snorkel as an early Christmas present...

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Perks 26.09.11 6:44pm
Perks
Virtual Monkeys defeated by Windows online help. 0
Al OPecia 26.09.11 6:32pm
Al OPecia
Travellers to ply a different trade

"Need any legal advice mate, only I've got some left over from another job."...

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greg various 26.09.11 9:49pm
dvo4fun
Weapons company fires staff

Boom! Boom!...

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greg various 26.09.11 9:39pm
dvo4fun
Gordon Brown to give Ed Miliband lessons in sincerity, charm & 'natural warmth'

More later...

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dvo4fun 26.09.11 3:06pm
dvo4fun
Apple unveils 'Appacino', app that downloads coffee direct to your phone

Apple has today announced its latest groundbreaking app - the Appacino. For just £2.50 a go, the Appacino will download the coffee of your choice direct to your phone. Apple is convinced it will...

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tvhack 26.09.11 7:21pm
JohnA
Apple Sues Apple "Deliberately Copying Our Stuff"

In a largely expected move, Apple is suing itself for "slavishly copying" not only it's range of tablets and phones but also it's "coolness". "It's obvious", said an Apple spokesman. "We produce a...

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apepper 26.09.11 2:58pm
apepper
Wall Street protest grows in New York - Michael Douglas in hiding 0
simonjmr 26.09.11 2:26pm
simonjmr
Samsung bans Apple, Apple bans Samsung. Real life expected to return slowly. 0
Ostsee 26.09.11 2:00pm
Ostsee
Le Constant Gardener, 2011, 1789 mins, (PG)

A high-flying French politician and amateur horticulturalist, Nicolas Sarkozy, finds his monotonous life turned upside down after he falls in love with a beautiful young activist named Carla....

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flim-flam 26.09.11 5:28pm
rikkor
The Jolly Pit Foundation sues Hollywood superstars over loss of income

The Jolly Pit Foundation based in the South Yorkshire toen of Elsecar has today announced that they are formally suing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie over the confusion caused by their Jolie Pitt...

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simonjmr 26.09.11 1:49pm
simonjmr
Convicted polonium 210 killer receives half-life sentence. 4
spoole2112 26.09.11 11:17pm
Boutros
Despite an Uncertain Future, Barcelona Bulls Remain Bullish

More than 600 years of history came to an end last weekend as the last bullfight was staged in Barcelona's famous La Monumental. But despite being thrown out of work [i]en masse[/i] into an anemic...

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TokyoTomato 26.09.11 11:36am
TokyoTomato
Camouflage clothes sales fall as customers say they are hard to find 2
RJWinter 26.09.11 11:35am
TokyoTomato
'Women Allowed' rock Riyadh

Free from years of repression by the male dominated Saudi music press, local all girl sensation 'Woman Allowed' played their first ever public concert infront of a bemused entirely male audience in...

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spoole2112 26.09.11 10:55am
spoole2112
REPOST Egyptian hieroglyphs early version of Facebook claims archaeologist

Mark Zuckerberg CEO for Facebook has today been served a cease and desist order issued on behalf of the Egyptian government, claiming that he stole the idea for Facebook from the ancient Egyptians....

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simonjmr 26.09.11 8:57pm
kga6
Labour leader to apologise for being Labour leader

Ed Miliband will apologise to this week's Labour conference in Liverpool for being the party's leader. The move comes as a damming opinion poll in the Sun reveals just one in 20 voters think he is a...

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roybland 26.09.11 7:50pm
vertical
Spontaneous combustion threat to elderly this winter, Government warns

Thousands of Britain's elderly could die this winter through spontaneous combustion, according to the government. The warning comes a few days after an Irish coroner decided that Michel Faherty, 76,...

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roybland 26.09.11 9:39pm
edmartin
Saudi women granted right to back-seat drive

In a move that has stunned the international community, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has announced that from 2026, women will be given the same freedom to criticise their drivers as their Western...

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Mary Evans 27.09.11 9:38am
simonjmr
Eurozone 'moonlight flit' plans emerging as economic crisis deepens 0
simonjmr 26.09.11 9:28am
simonjmr
Brazilian couple stranded in West Country phone for rescue

A desperate couple from Sao Paulo were forced to phone relatives in Brazil for help, when they found themselves marooned in the West Country. The pair, whose rented car ran off the road in Cornwall,...

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Clarky 26.09.11 11:41am
TokyoTomato
Government of Peru overseeing the greatest Pan Pipe talent gap in decades

There simply are not enough talented pan-pipe players for the main streets of Peru, as all the talent has been lured to Europe. Meanwhile High streets in the UK are presiding through a period of pan...

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gaijintendo 26.09.11 10:07am
Gerontius
Saudi women disappointed to find they don't have a parliament 0
greg various 26.09.11 7:10am
greg various
Upcoming iPhone 5 to be unlocked for growing looter market. More soon 1
Concerned of Tawa 26.09.11 7:56am
writinginbsl
THE FUHRER POEM FOUND IN THE ALOIS ATTIC IN LONG ISLAND NEW YORK.

Although it's verboten,, I'd like a bell-clapper in my scrotum., Then I'd be more symmetrical,, For I was born with only one testicle...

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yuri_nahl 26.09.11 4:08am
Golgo13
Local Saudi taxi drivers embrace law change.

"Women will be allowed to vote and stand in local elections in 4 years time. This is good. This is forward thinking." Said Dullah who runs the local station taxi rank, via an interpeter. "Although...

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Iscariot 25.09.11 9:34pm
Iscariot