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Ring O' Roses: a delicate new fragrance for those personal areas 1
PluckyMunky 3 years

'Because you need it'...

Road resurfacing expected 'just before it runs out of breath' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Man arrested on suspicion of planning to take the waters at Bath. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Shy, unsociable man explains his failure at carpentry 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

I'm just not a joiner OK!...

Alabama Governors applaud Obama: "He's just as corrupt as a white President" 0
Scroat 3 years
Forbes power list 0
AlexR 3 years

Oprah Winfrey's Forbes power list pole position attributed to her share ownership of Vuvuzela Ltd...

Barking man falls out with neighbours' cat 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Pot to receive £1000 fine and told to make written apology to kettle. 1
Rorschach 3 years
Amorous bankers caught playing FTSE under the table 4
jp1885 3 years
FA issue ultimatum to Capello: 'resign now or face a £12m payoff' 4
Skylarking 3 years
Rough intrusions by Belgian police. Ok, I'm jealous admits Pope. 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Bomb disposal 'expert' posthumously downgraded to 'novice' 2
QorbeQ 3 years

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Rest of World congratulates England on being better than expected. 1
whickerman 3 years

Football pundits from around the world were astounded that England managed to get out of the group stages and keep Germany down to only four goals. “ Good for plucky old England, they even made...

Possession of cash to be illegal by 2015 1
hero2zero 3 years

A spokesman for the government outlined the change in the law today in which known users will be allowed up to £20 for personal use, anything greater and they will be classed and treated as...

'The only alternative to getting an iPhone 4 is getting a Life': Confucius. 0
Griffin 3 years

More wisdom soon...

'Anyone But Murray' T-shirts available for sale in England 3
jp1885 3 years
Fans Return from South Africa Not Happy 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'What a shambles. If i wanted to be humiliated i could have just gone and visited my mother' said one fan getting out the airport. 'It would have been a lot cheaper for pretty much the same result'...

Bombe disposal expert 'hates throwing so many desserts in the bin' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
England fans applaud Capello’s role as Andy Murray’s new coach 1
antharrison 3 years

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray said he was “Confused” over the appointment of failed England manager Fabio Capello as his new coach. “It’s a new experience for me” said Capello...

England team to drive round the country in an open top hearse 2
Ludicity 3 years
'Henman Hill' to be renamed 'Talented but Largely Unlikeable Scottish Lump' 2
dicky37 3 years

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Budget cuts affect seamstresses as 'stitch in time now only saves eight' 1
dicky37 3 years

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Cash-strapped Brits forced to holiday in Off-Peak District 0
dicky37 3 years

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Visa World cup fixers to be question over match irregularities 0
simonjmr 3 years
Delayed Gratification Policy Instantly Adopted 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Tantric Tennis gurus, Nicolas Mahut and John Isner, have been offered advisory positions by the Coalition Government. "The new age of austerity will undermine the current culture of instant...

Oxford english dictionary to replace the word monotone with the word Murray. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Russell Brand's Ponderland axed in Channel 4 shakeup 1
QorbeQ 3 years

UK TV broadcaster Channel 4 has begun the process of a massive revamp in a bid to regain its former 'anarchistic' credentials. 'The channel has always tried to be part of the anti-establishment, but...

Russian spy ring unmasked in KFC 0
gregle 3 years

A cell of ten Russian spies has been discovered and apprehended in a branch of KFC in Washington. They are suspected of trying to discover vital US secrets including the Colonel's secret recipe and...

FIFA to experiment with goal-line technology 1
GrahamB 3 years

Following the failure of match officials to spot Frank Lampard's shot crossing the German goal-line on Sunday, Sepp Blatter has announced that FIFA is to experiment with goal-line technology after...

Government to cap immigration, BP bid for contract 1
Ian Searle 3 years