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Match fixing latest: police ask why Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks opened batting 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
OAP clamped after exceeding Post Office counter fair usage policy. 0
Stan Laurel 3 years

A Surrey post office has been criticised for its ‘draconian behaviour’ after having an elderly customer clamped and removed for spending too much time chatting to a post office worker as she drew...

Most Americans support building a mosque, just not in their neighborhood 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Latest NHS cost saving scheme condemned by RSPB 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In an effort to cut down on fuel costs, Nottingham NHS Trust has decided that all ambulances will be equipped with their own vulture A spokesman quoted "Our biggest fuel costs come in the mad dash...

Ad Feature:- Fish Dating 'Always Plenty of Fish in the Sea' 4
Sharpehunter 3 years

Fish Dating, you no longer have to hide your bizarre sexual predilictions, come out of the closet and join Fish Dating where you can date fish to your hearts content and no one takes the piss! As...

Scandal as leak reveals Blair’s autobiography ghostwritten by 511 dead troops 1
SingingHinny 3 years
Blair plans to write future memoir based on premonitions: "Book of Revelations" 1
3 years

Expected by 21st December, 2012. More soon...

Court injuction stops Downing St. from revealing the identity of the Deputy PM 0
thackaray 3 years
Hague releases statement, claims he has only "good AIDES" 0
3 years

Resignation of junior has "left me totally bummed." More soon...

Bloodgate doctor also admits removing consciences from 3 Pakistani cricketers... 0
deskpilot3 3 years
New New Labour challenges New Old Labour as Old New Labour flounders. 0
3 years

"Out with the Old Old and in with the New New," pledges Balls. More soon...

Plans to build Blair monument in Waterstones is Swindon's "Ground Zero mosque" 0
3 years

[i]A Journey[/i] book display to be placed six feet from Royal Legion collection jar. More soon...

Hague in emotional statement admits "I have no life" 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In further exercpts from his statement he pleads with the nation to understand that "this sort of accusation is baseless as I have no shred of colour in my life. An extra-marital affair scores 6...

Final Big Brother contestant to be 'sacrificed' at end of series. 2
3 years

Channel 4 have today released plans to kill the last contestant of Big Brother at the end of it's final series as a sacrifice to their sacred daity, Davina McCall. The ritual killing will come at the...

Maryland siege - blue furry man demands 'Cooookiiiiieeee num num' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

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William Hague's wife f-ing livid... apologies Ffion livid. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Blair reveals, "I was Sue" 0
AdrianJ 3 years
Hague's adviser resigns over allegations he's The Stig. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Vague gay aide claim brigade plague Hague 0
wallster 3 years
Is your Journey really necessary? 4
Scroat 3 years
Psychopathic leader's memoirs decribe right hand man as nutter 0
la maga 3 years
Police budget cuts risk ‘some stones being left unturned’ during investigations 5
dicky37 3 years

Police forces across England and Wales no longer have the financial or manpower resources to ‘leave no stone unturned’ during criminal investigations, a senior police figure warned last night., ...

Majority of Mac users have second PC for porn 5
Jaffacakes 3 years

Are you the proud owner of a shiny Apple Mac computer? Are you a man aged between 14-70? Well if so, chances are you'll also be keeping a cheap and nasty Windows PC 'on the side' for the use of...

Parliament Failing To Properly Represent the Intelligence Make Up of Society 2
thisisall1word 3 years

Research carried out by the Joseph Rowntree Foundation has shown that Members of Parliament fail to reflect the broad range of intelligence of the British Isles. The findings show that, whilst the...

Hague denies wrong 'un accusations 1
simonjmr 3 years

"It's an eye watering prospect of working closely with my special advisor" said the former Tory Boy and now Foreign Secretary. More scandal soon -...

Private Eye sues as Lunchtime O'Booze announces 'I am The Swig' 5
pinxit 3 years

Earth tremors detected around Peter Cook's grave...

Beckham denies transfer speculation. 'It's a proper tattoo, done with a needle.' 7
pinxit 3 years
Blair's memoirs reveal he wanted to sack Brown for being a bad chauncellor 0
Basil_B 3 years

and catching him dogging with Cherie in a lay by just outside chequers didn't help matters either...

Seven dead after football club mistakenly employ a Vet as the physio 2
whickerman 3 years

“I didn’t do anything that I don’t do in my practice. They were rolling around in agony and screaming with pain. I stroked their ears, whispered a few reassuring words and then put them out of...

Cricket fixer fails to appear in court after visit from bloodgate doctor 0
simonjmr 3 years