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Ladette GaGa negotiating with ester rantzen 1
4ty2 3 years

following her cosmetic surgery acident. The cow had originally looked much better brilliant to immediately get the advert for the accident helpline asking how much your accident is worth. Can a cow...

Parents' fury as school dinner Turkey Twizzlers not stunned before throat slit 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

A Daily Mail investigation has revealed that many of the Turkey Twizzlers, chicken McNuggets and lamb donor kebabs served in traditional schoolchildren's breakfasts use meat where the animal was not...

Pope completes beatification of Gary Glitter 0
R R 3 years

At the end of the ceremony, for which the Holy Pontiff wore silver platform boots, he led the congregation in a rousing rendition of "Do You Wanna Be In My Gang". The chants of "Leader, Leader"...

Clegg denies paying gangs to keep coalition deal safe during his Liverpool visit 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Oldest Death Row inmate’s death from natural causes actually very unnatural 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Swedish far-right wins seats in Ikea competition 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
pope to beautify Hale Berry 0
4ty2 3 years

following the thousands of miracle cures using Acai Berry as certified by the internet the pope considers beatifying Hale Berry as it seems a good enough reason...

Pakistan denies demanding extra £70m from UK to guarantee cricket series win 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Pope denies UK pull-out is a defeat 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cricket 'not cricket'. More soon. 1
Zadok the second 3 years
BP well dead. Like, y'know 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
England players deny throwing match against Pakistan 0
Scroat 3 years

"We can screw up completely at cricket without being paid for it" Andrew Strauss said today...

Sporran saved from extinction 0
Scroat 3 years
Pope returns from UK visit bearing gifts of shortbread and fudge 1
jp1885 3 years
30,000 Incapacity Benefit Cheats Caught On Film Taking Part In Great North Run 0
IABP 3 years

says Department for Work and Pensions...

"Most hated man in Britain" regains title after four day reprieve 0
Rorschach 3 years
Aggressive secularists tell Pope to fuck off 3
roybland 3 years
Lib Dems and Cons 'good cop, bad cop' act 1
sauce 3 years

Aim is to undermine and obfuscate so Britain may be extraordinarily rendered to global concerns' cabal (Saudi royals, Russian mafia, American arms dealers and South American drugs barrons)...

Kevin A gruff ex Ipswich player beatified himself last night 0
arrghgarry 3 years

while watching the Pope...

Susan Boyle breaks another record, she is the only virgin 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to sing before the pope and remain so...

Pakistan warned to use flood aid money responsibly as large bet is placed on 0
arrghgarry 3 years

pakistan losing next test...

Nick Clegg develops foreign accent syndrome 0
Cainsio 3 years

Fears have been expressed for the well being of Nick Clegg after he started speaking like a Tory. He has had the problem since May and doctors say his condition is unlikely to change until the eve of...

Publicity Hungry Chilean Miners Rescued From Deep Beneath Pope's Frock 2
mugwump 3 years
Quadraplegic makes everyone else in the world feel lazy by swimming the channel 0
jm 3 years
newmann miracle big misunderstanding 0
4ty2 3 years

[url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Stingredfordnewman.jpg][/url], Deacon Jack Sullivan was actually paying for watching the film The Sting with Paul Newman playing Henry not praying...

Couple driven out of West Midlands after 'unwarranted' displays of optimism 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Britain feels proud once more as 70 years later the last hun leaves our shores. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Paul Daniels to be both beautified & beatified for his "miracles" 0
Sinnick 3 years
TV studio implodes after Bruce Forsyth hosts episode of Catchphrase 0
jp1885 3 years

I'm back baby!...

Newman replaces Nicholas as patron saint of children 0
Sinnick 3 years