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Sky launches Sky Sports Dog Dancing HD

Sky Television has launched a new sports channel, after discovering some people with aerials had found something to watch. From the middle of March, viewers can choose to hand over the last of their...

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05.03.12 5:46pm
Perks
Chelsea to replicate Buzzcocks and HIGNFY model with weekly guest manager.

Chelsea to copy the Never Mind The Buzzcocks and HIGNFY model with weekly guest Managers. Rumours abound that several sacked managers and high profile celebrities such as the Attenborough brothers,...

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Curbie Firetank 05.03.12 4:44pm
Curbie Firetank
Don't tell him Pike actor dead 1
simonjmr 05.03.12 4:20pm
beau-jolly
Chelsea FC

Chelsea FC: Andre Villas-Boas update, The club say next time we will pick a manager with a name we can get on the back of a shirt, more on Sky Sports...

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waggy 05.03.12 4:16pm
Qoxiivi
Arabella Weir's bum can be seen from space, Nasa study concludes. 0
Boutros 05.03.12 4:10pm
Boutros
Geoff Boycott wins London Cross Rail tunnel-boring contract

more later...

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dvo4fun 05.03.12 4:03pm
dvo4fun
David Cameron appoints new head of strategy, Englebert Humperdinck

‘Englebert is a valued addition to the team,’ said Mr Cameron. ‘He has sold over 150 million albums which is far more than Steve Hilton ever managed, and he is just the man to help me appeal to...

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Ludicity 05.03.12 3:22pm
Ludicity
Old Age Road Rage

90 year old granny Eileen Butts was hospitalised yesterday after being run over by a speeding pensioner on a mobility scooter. She had been walking through the local shopping area with friends when...

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Marko 05.03.12 2:48pm
Marko
Bishop claims opposition to gay marriage and priest marriage is pure coincidence

Cardinal Keith O'Brien has clarified his opposition to gay marriage: "It's just like priests getting married; well nearly."...

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apepper 05.03.12 2:40pm
apepper
Parliament to be outsourced - Says Minister

A proposal for Parliament to be outsourced to India is on the cards. As a part of cost cutting exercise all proceedings will be done by proxy in India and can be televised here over the internet for...

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Rabi 05.03.12 2:38pm
Drylaw
Flash in the plan meteor witnessed across Britain, just Nick Clegg claim pundits 0
simonjmr 05.03.12 2:28pm
simonjmr
New government back reality TV show will 'Search for a Tsar'

12 Quango hopefuls, each with a heart rending back story and an unshakeable self belief, will compete for the million pound prize in the Parliamentary TV Channel's smash hit new reality TV show,...

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ronseal 05.03.12 2:25pm
ronseal
World's most gullible child born yesterday 6
beau-jolly 05.03.12 2:24pm
beau-jolly
Government recycling Tsar sacked after suggesting general election more soon... 0
Bismarck 05.03.12 2:08pm
Bismarck
Government's 'traffic tsar' to be called 'tsar of all the rush-hours.'

Moscow for a drink., Pork products supremo 'tsar of all the rashers.'...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 05.03.12 2:06pm
Haywood Manley
Man explains why he got rid of vacuum cleaner - "It was just gathering dust" 12
Haywood Manley 05.03.12 1:48pm
Haywood Manley
Man who saw French synth pioneer's bedspread twice suffers duvet jarre.

Like what Smart Alex said...

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Haywood Manley 05.03.12 1:34pm
malgor
Government Recycling Tsar ‘could become star’ suggests crossword enthusiast 0
Midfield Diamond 05.03.12 1:04pm
Midfield Diamond
Politicians, celebrities profit from “anti-satire insurance”.

When a well-known Chancellor of the Exchequer read in a humorous comment piece that his mouth was like “the clenched and encrusted anus of a constipated dachshund” he still managed a smile,...

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nickb 05.03.12 1:02pm
Golgo13
Government's Recycling Tsar "can't even speak Russian", claim opposition. 0
bonjonelson 05.03.12 12:44pm
bonjonelson
Leaked document reveals Government recycling Tsar plans...

to employ thousands of jobless teenagers during the summer months on a scheme to collect caterpillar shit for recycling. The document reveals the "criminal" waste of a free resource. "if enough is...

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Bismarck 05.03.12 12:41pm
Bismarck
Man who saw Louis Walsh and Jason Gardiner's hair transplants claims des cheveux

Well, if you can't beat them...

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butagirl 05.03.12 12:27pm
butagirl
Cafe opens in bedroom as man's complaint comes at a Costa

A man has woken up from a normal night’s sleep, to be greeted with a fully operational Costa Coffee café in his bedroom. He believes that the ‘pop-up café’ has appeared because of a letter he...

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Perks 05.03.12 11:47am
nickb
Lifetime study of Earth’s rotation comes to an end as scientist 'calls it a day' 6
malgor 05.03.12 10:40am
Sinnick
Russian electoral result blamed on voting instructions: "Put in your vote" 0
Sinnick 05.03.12 10:38am
Sinnick
Putin promises to give 110% (same as his winning margin).

More electoral irregularities soon...

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MADJEZ 05.03.12 10:14am
MADJEZ
Jewish Tailor launches feel good hypnosis CD "I can Make you Schmutter" 0
ronseal 05.03.12 9:47am
ronseal
ebay and gumtree in Yorkshire-only merger, becomes ebay-gum 3
Skylarking 05.03.12 9:30am
Skylarking
Man who keeps buying the same old French car has a curious sense of deux chevaux 2
Smart Alex 05.03.12 8:51am
Username
Putin: election protesters will be disappeared

Putin: election protesters will be disappeared Vladimir Putin, newly elected Russian president said that his election was free and fair, and that if anyone disagreed they would be imprisoned without...

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steve_l 05.03.12 8:28am
steve_l