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False Memory Society realizes it never existed 1
roybland 3 years
Monopoly To Lose Battleship Piece In Cost-Cutting Exercise 7
IABP 3 years

Parker Brothers confirmed today that after their recent spending review they felt they could no longer support the battleship piece and it will be decommissioned earlier than had been expected. This...

Civil Unrest Status Raised from 'Write Angry Letter' to 'Take To The Streets' 5
IABP 3 years
Cameron worried about coup attempt with Mark Thatcher in the country. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Claims to be helping some friends out with helicopters., Oh and visiting his mother in hospital...

Study finds most dangerous activities are far less dangerous than they appear 0
Dumbnews 3 years
French Government to Hand Out Free Gauloises to Pension Protesters 1
steveupstone 3 years

The French Government has consulted with its actuarial advisors about breaking the stalemate regarding the countrywide protests about its decision to raise the pension age from 60 to 62. They have...

Rooney, Old Trafford shock 0
hero2zero 3 years

Concerns were raised today over the long words used by Wayne Rooney, “Ambition, relationship, disintegrated?” A long time associate of his said, “I don’t where it all came from, he didn’t...

Piers Morgan fans distraught as he moves to a bigger club for more money 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Piers Morgan, the self styled national treasure and Britain's most talented political footballer for a generation, has shocked fans by quitting Britain and signing for a bigger club. BOLLOCKS MY...

Company unveils plaque after employee 'finally' makes colleagues tea 0
dicky37 3 years

An office worker was left ‘stunned and slightly ashamed’ after bosses arranged a plaque and an elaborate series of business-wide events to mark the rare occasion. Craig Sear, a marketing manager...

Rooney denie he is going overseas to get a better class of prossie 2
arrghgarry 3 years

"what with the Poles ,Romanians and Welsh I feel as I can get as exotic as I want, and all a bargain...

Whistleblowers’ hotline closed as workers complain of tinnitus 0
De-scribe 3 years
HMS Victory to be bought out of retirement and pressed back into full service. 6
Stan Laurel 3 years

The ramifications of Monday's Strategic Defence Review became clearer yesterday with the news that HMS Victory, Nelson’s flagship in the Battle of Trafalgar, is to be press-ganged back into active...

Astronomy limited by failure to find superlative 12
flyerblade 3 years

Important cutting-edge work into solving the mysteries of the origin of the universe has ground to a halt. It has been revealed that construction of a new telescope in Chile, larger than the current...

"TITS FIRST" rule can be abandoned according to Eharmony website... 1
Rowly 3 years

They claim to make sure that couples are so closely matched, that they can fore-go some the customary elements of Foreplay & just get on with it...

Sacking of Carthage was unfair, rules Tribunal 3
De-scribe 3 years

An Employment Tribunal sitting in Ashford, Kent has ruled that the sacking of the ancient city of Carthage at the end of the Third Punic War in 146 BC was unlawful. Upholding the unfair dismissal...

Angry Birds Twitter account suspended due to fowl language Tweets 0
flyerblade 3 years

Tweets from recently famous teen avian cock band "The Angry Birds" have resulted in suspension of their account at the widely used life-monotony broadcasting site, Twitter. A spokeshen for Twitter...

'Casino manager baffled as house winner offers to share winnings’ 0
YO 3 years

The notorious manager of a prestigious gambling establishment in Las Vegas was bewildered when he was faced with an offer to share the proceeds of the house winner late on Saturday night. The lucky...

Spending review hits 2012 Olympics as medals replaced with teasmades 0
ianslat 3 years

Olympics minister Jeremy Hunt today confirmed that in the wake of yesterday’s spending review Olympic medals would be replaced with cheaper alternative prizes. ‘Money’s already tight’ he...

New Kindle offer includes Time travel feature. "order now for mid Sept delivery" 0
Rowly 3 years

It's True, Advert on top of the Newsbiscuit home page!!!, says Order now for Mid Sept delivery, I wondered what that parcel was!! "I didn't order nuffin, yet!"...

Real reason for Rooney leaving revealed. 2
Highwayman 3 years

Talking to disgruntled supporters who blame the team manager for driving their idol, Wayne Rooney, out of the club Alex Ferguson was keen to state that ‘it’s not his fault’. Instead Mr Ferguson...

Predictive text failure results in cricket ground construction project 0
flyerblade 3 years

Government offices are failing to communicate accurately with each other according to police after investigating why three of the countries most well known seaside towns reported their historic...

Security forces in Mexico light biggest spliff in history as marijuana haul lit 0
Basil_B 3 years
Union of Demons and Underworld Maintenance Professionals is shitting itself 2
bonjonelson 3 years

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British American Cancer Co to re-launch Player's Navy Cuts 2
ramblesnake 3 years

What a drag...

Watch Dogs need Watch Dog Watchdog, claims watchdog 0
De-scribe 3 years

WatchDog, the watchdog that oversees the watchdog industry, has ruled that a new watchdog should be created to regulate the Watch Dog industry. It will be known as DogWatch. WatchDog spokesperson...

Irony is out of date say Microsoft, upgrade now to Silicony, it's faster..... 0
Rowly 3 years

In a promotional statement they said that the last time it would be used was, "Ironically, Irony has been with us since just after the stone age, its time to move on"...

Manchester United to be sponsored by Cravendale Dairies. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Osborne takes responsibility for coalition's 'massive bunch of cuts' 2
dicky37 3 years

"I can't believe this bunch of cuts" said one observer. Another public sector worker agreed they were 'absolute cuts'. A Labour spokesman was quick to respond: "Well, you voted for these cuts, and...

Navy reveal: new, cheaper, heat-seeking missiles have flown south for winter 6
ramblesnake 3 years
Anorexics Operatic Society performance ends in chaos 0
De-scribe 3 years

The Pilsbury Anorexics Operatic Society’s gala opening night performance of Gotterdammerung ended in chaos last night when no-one could tell whether or not the show was over. Audience member Mrs...