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Scientists studying Tweets find people can only communicate in 140 characters 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:22am
Ian Searle
As UK Economy picks up Tena Lady now worth Elevena against the Eruo 0
Ian Searle 17.04.12 11:20am
Ian Searle
New Windows 8 to taste of three Flavours "Despair, Bitter Defeat & Despondency" 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.04.12 11:18am
Big Jump In Postage Stamps? Have No Fear....

.As pigeon fanciers set up their "Pigeon Splat" service., One in the eye of the Post Office, no doubt...

Jesse Bigg 17.04.12 11:02am
Jesse Bigg
Oh go on then, since it's actress and bishop day...

One from ages ago

red 17.04.12 10:57am
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop

Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop, In a disappointing move for double entendre lovers everywhere, the Actress has confirmed she has split from the Bishop. Its though to be a 'big blow'...

yens123 17.04.12 10:49am
Midnight Dreary
John Bishop denies lurid conversation with Actress 0
Scronnyglonkle 17.04.12 10:10am
Robin Gibb Stayin' Alive for the time being. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.12 10:00am
British Library to put £9 million gospel in ‘Fiction’ section 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 9:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Men seek urgent reassurance a stroke and a few tugs won’t turn them gay 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 9:49am
Duncan Biscuit
"I had a stroke and woke up beautiful" claims Samantha Brick 0
cinquecento 17.04.12 9:44am
100th birthday telegrams from the Queen to be axed due to cost of stamps

Buckingham Palace has announced today that the Queen will no longer be sending the traditional birthday greetings to those who reach their centenary birthday, due to the Royal Mail's planned rise in...

Mr_Johno 17.04.12 9:33am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Breivik a right-wing nutwho posted vile abuse on the internet, says Daily Mail 0
Oxbridge 17.04.12 9:17am
Prostate prognosis improves if wife is a high-pitched harridan 0
medici2471 17.04.12 9:09am
Prostate trial collapses and establishes impotent precedent 0
weematt 17.04.12 8:44am
Stroke victim rugby player discovers he's straight 0
medici2471 17.04.12 8:30am
Government announce fracking to recommence under Blackpool

and all future Tory Party conferences will be held in Brighton...

rustytruss 17.04.12 8:24am
Carjacker admits to ignoring Baby On Board stickers

A carjacker who left a Peugeot 306 containing two toddlers smouldering in a ditch has admitted that the Baby on Board stickers failed to have much of an impact on his decision-making process. The...

Gary Stanton 17.04.12 7:26am
Gods “unworried” by imminent Greek-led collapse of civilisation.

The mood on Olympus was relaxed – if not amused - by the likelihood that the country that brought humanity civilisation may now be responsible for causing its demise. In a short interview,...

nickb 17.04.12 7:03am
Man kidnapped by avant-garde composer exhibits signs of Stockhausen syndrome 1
Smart Alex 17.04.12 6:56am
Couple succeed in using week off to book next holiday

Chantelle and Stuart Sanders, 26 and 31, of Carshalton, say they are ecstatic after managing to book their next holiday during a week off work. They spent the first weekend of their break...

Des Custard 17.04.12 6:43am
Pippa Middleton avoids gun rap as front-on ID parade inconclusive

French police have announced that no charges will be laid against Pippa Middleton as a result of a weekend gun incident in Paris as none of the many witnesses got a clear view of her famous rear....

Yikes 17.04.12 6:12am
Will change of fracking policy by Government mean less fracking problems?

The Government have announced proposed changes to legislation concerning fracking. The need for this legislation has been driven by environmental concerns., Sometimes fracking can can be so noisy...

weematt 17.04.12 5:33am
Technology not needed to show footballers' pay crossing the line. 0
yussle 16.04.12 10:03pm
Wallowing in nostalgia not what it used to be claims BBC documentary 0
Mandy Lifeboat 16.04.12 9:00pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Documentary reveals Titanic sunk by Italian captain waving to friend on iceburg 0
quango 16.04.12 8:50pm
Seattle chemist finally receives consignment of sleeping tablets. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 7:38pm
Muamba leaves hospital on a free transfer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.04.12 7:30pm
Para-Grand National fails to produce a winner

The equestrian equivalent of the Paralympics has once again failed to return a winner, according to an Aintree spokesperson. The race, which is open to any horses who have died or broken their legs...

Zadok the second 16.04.12 7:27pm
Trees in Rainforests to be felled in cute shapes, so it looks better from Space

The South American trade association that represents the many lumber and farming companies in the Amazon rainforest have launched a new initiative to improve their public image., SADIST (South...

virtuallywill 16.04.12 5:51pm
Midfield Diamond