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Angry UK solar panel owners count the cost of partial eclipse

Owners of photovoltaic (solar) panels across the country awoke this morning to find that insolation - the amount of solar energy reaching their panels - was down as much as 75% on what could be...

ゴルゴ13 07.03.13 12:20pm
Bacon health scare sparks increase in depressive illness

More full English soon...

Scroat 07.03.13 12:06pm
People who make healthy lifestyle choices more likely to die of boredom.

Study details to follow...

cueball 07.03.13 11:11am
TESCO to sponsor proposed deer cull

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Sinnick 07.03.13 10:12am
UKIP peer calls for end of unelected government from EU

Not very funny but I did hear something very much like that yesterday. With no apparent sense of irony...

dvo4fun 07.03.13 10:11am
Syrian family man wins 1m refugee prize

A Syrian man was celebrating last night after being declared the one millionth refugee to flee the conflict devastating his country., Not only was the man awarded the prize for reaching the...

Gerontius 07.03.13 9:53am
Des Custard
Daw Mill miners fired 0
medici2471 07.03.13 9:43am
Processed meat responsible for the early death of pigs, cattle and some horses. 0
weematt 07.03.13 9:40am
European immigrants “attracted to UK by our horse-based cuisine”... 0
Tripod 07.03.13 9:18am
Queen orders Vindaloo takeaway as visit to Cardiff draws near 1
sydalg 07.03.13 8:51am
Shortsighted man with big and small TVs advised to 'look at the bigger picture' 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 07.03.13 8:20am
Kate's teddy bear gaffe: I'll take that for my dork of a husband 0
Drylaw 07.03.13 12:12am
Bieber late because mum made him eat everything up 2
Drylaw 07.03.13 12:06am
"At least when Chavez gets ill he means it", wails Charles 1
sydalg 06.03.13 11:10pm
Thatcher statue plan gets 'big bronze V-sign'

A plan to erect a statue of Baroness Thatcher in her home town of Grantham has been greeted with stony-faced disapproval by most of the UK's statuary. The statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament...

roybland 06.03.13 10:01pm
'Warning - this vehicle is reversing' hits millionth download and goes viral

A vehicle reversing warning has just clocked-up 1m iTunes downloads and has gone viral on the Internet. 'Warning - this vehicle is reversing' is being hailed as the new Gangnam Style and has already...

roybland 06.03.13 9:31pm
An Idiot's Guide to the Papal Election

For the next few days all eyes will be on Rome as cardinals from across the world gather in the Sistine Chapel to elect from their number a new Bishop of Rome otherwise known as the Pope. This...

Carter 06.03.13 8:58pm
Newcastle nurse fed up with being called 'Angel of the North' 0
custard cream 06.03.13 8:46pm
custard cream
Kate hinting at baby name 'Diana' blamed for Royal Pukeathon 2
Squudge 06.03.13 8:45pm
rob box
Slip of tongue as Kate reveals baby to be "reptilian overlord"

The Duchess of Cambridge may have inadvertently let slip that the new royal baby is going to be a female reptilian alien. She was out shopping for a baby suit to fit a 10 foot tall lizard when...

apepper 06.03.13 7:39pm
Scotland Yard chef who overdid the seasoning charged with wasting police thyme 1
blacklesbianandproudofit 06.03.13 7:14pm
rob box
Monasteries unexpectedly raise entrance requirement. 0
the coarse whisperer 06.03.13 7:02pm
the coarse whisperer
Buckingham Palace reveal Prince Charles Mothers Day Dinner menu

Prince Charles is to host a get well/mothers day banquet for the Queen. Sadly for Prince Charles he will unable to join in the dinner as he has tooth ache MENU Starter Freash unwashed Bay of...

Scronnyglonkle 06.03.13 7:00pm
sponge finger
Torys to attract more female front benchers by making seats smaller and pink 1
thisisall1word 06.03.13 6:57pm
Woman demanding compensation for leather breast implants told 'tough tits' 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 06.03.13 6:52pm
Shetland Pony population decimated while attempting gangnam style moves. 0
the coarse whisperer 06.03.13 6:13pm
the coarse whisperer
Dog the Bounty Hunter has to make do with Twix

Hat tip to me...

nickb 06.03.13 5:42pm
'Redundancy package will not include holiday pay' warn Thomas Cook 0
Nobby Holder 06.03.13 4:04pm
Nobby Holder
English study on Scottish Independence concludes "Hadrian was right all along". 0
AReader 06.03.13 3:14pm
Princess Daffodil new 2-1fav name after Kate's 'D' hint

Following yesterday's surprise leak – or dare we say leek - bookmakers today made Princess Daffodil the new favourite name for Kate Middleton's baby due this summer. With William and Kate expected...

06.03.13 2:40pm