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Bucket list bucket list: 101 bucket lists to skim through before you die 0
Tristan Shout 4 years
Scientists capture anti-matter using Brian Cox's soothing voice 4
4 years

Scientists studying anti-matter in CERN have revealed how they have captured the illusive subtance - using the lullaby-voiced Brian Cox. The team of experts, who had a string of hits in the early...

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown helped advanced medical science 2
doggone 4 years

by becoming being the first successful arse transplant duo.In the end although the arse was rejected Tony thought it was a success because it got Gordon to shut the fuck up...

Primate of All England "a complete monkey" says Number 10 1
mongeese 4 years
Soylent Green the next big Biofuel, hope hedge funds 2
Erlang 4 years

So says US led think tank The Heston Institute in a report published today. The Heston Institute, beleives that powerful hedge funds and multinationals who recently aqquired vast land holdings in...

Sparrow rules out Cock Robin inquest 2
rickwestwell 4 years

Attorney general Dominic Sparrow has rejected calls for in inquest into the death of former scientist Dr Cock Robin. Mr Sparrow insisted that the evidence that Dr Robin killed himself was...

Banana republics upgraded to Organic 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Sarah Palin replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga 0
mbalton 4 years

Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican...

Chuggers to get proper dance lessons 1
Dick Everyman 4 years

Charity street collectors, affectionately known as Chuggers are to be given professional dancing instruction following a barrage of complaints from disgruntled shoppers. Professional choreographers...

Exam mistakes - Liverpool schools multiple choice question options - A,A,A,A,A 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

Only 75% get it right...

McDonalds inspires festival to ban Morrissey 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Storm in a D cup" as Doncaster rovers sacks lingerie wearing mascot 0
simonjmr 4 years
President of web porn publishers tells members to create engorging content 0
ronseal 4 years
Archbishop’s attack on David Cameron dismissed as ‘bish bash posh’ 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Pratchett denies he is Archbishop after flat-earth fantasy confusion 0
pere floza 4 years

the other one on this here is of course better but I can't help noticing the uncanny resemblance. Except one of them is nice...

Govt viewed with 'widespread suspicion' claims strange bearded man wearing dress 1
Ludicity 4 years
Pat Benatar urges Gaddafi to stop using sex as a weapon. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More dodgy 80s tunes soon...

Conspiracy theorists are all a conspiracy 0
Dick Everyman 4 years

A major piece of research by WikiCon, the world’s leading authority on conspiracy theories has revealed that conspiracy theorists are in fact in the employ of the world’s top super powers. The...

Exclusive! Extract from tonight's 'Prince Philip at 90' with Fiona Bruce 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

We have been fortunate to have been given a preview of tonight's interview of Prince Philip by Fiona Bruce. FB: Good evening, sir., PP: I say, come in this little room over here, my dear, it's...

Lib Dem party goes into deep sleep 1
simonjmr 4 years

The UK Liberal Democrat party which is heading for a devasting implosion, has been put into hibernation by its Coalition controllers. The command was sent from Downing Street on Wednesday,...

Archbishop of Banterbury criticises coalition policies! 0
DiY 4 years

The Archbishop of Banterbury has warned that the government is committing Britain to "radical, long-term policies for which no-one voted"., Writing in the New Statesman magazine, Dr Rowing Williams...

Tabloid delight as Carole Phwoarderman named female ‘Rear of the Year’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Ofqual asked to compare and contrast, with examples, errors in exam papers 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Wayne Rooney denies Barnet transfer 7
Iamthestig 4 years
Kelly Death wishes to be disassociated with Iraq inquiry suicide 0
simonjmr 4 years
Prince Philip ruins 90th birthday party by behaving impeccably 0
FraserWords 4 years

Embarrassing gaffes later...

Supermarkets to crack down on disabled customers using BMW parking bays 10
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

UK supermarket giants including Morrison’s, Tesco and Aldi have vowed to do what they can to stop the rise of so called ‘BMW badge abuse’. All supermarkets have been required for many years to...

Prince Harry wins Leer of the Year contest 0
FraserWords 4 years

Prince Harry was today celebrating his surprise victory in the coveted ‘Leer of the Year’ title, defeating hot favourite Ryan Giggs thanks to his work with Royal Wedding stunner Pippa Middleton.,...

Coalition condemns 'frightening' Archbishop of Canterbury. 2
be reasonable 4 years
Coalition bashes Bishop. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 4 years

Someone had to do it, I'd thought I'd get it out of the way so that we can all move on. And I've given myself 1 star, because there is no "zero stars" button...