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English A-level course two easy, says watchdog

An examination board has come under a tack for making its A-level course two easy. The watchdog claimed that the required books were of "mixed" standard; [i]Catch-22[/i] was suitable, but the...

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apepper 24.09.11 1:06pm
apepper
Shane Warne asks to be recognised by the U.N.

A man with expensively-arranged blond hair and a heavily 'moisturised' face has made an appearance at the United Nations asking to be recognised as the legendary former Australian leg spinner Shane...

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tvhack 24.09.11 12:24pm
tvhack
Scientists prove Einstein wrong. E=mcHammer, not mc²

Einstein always said of his theory "You can't touch this"., Well apparently you can and they have...

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Mr_Johno 24.09.11 11:54am
Mr_Johno
UBS secrets found on USB stick 1
nickb 24.09.11 8:16pm
apepper
England Get World Cup Rugby Campaign Into Gear with 67-3 Defeat of Narnia

England, thanks to a 25-minute hat-trick from Mark Cueto in his first game of the tournament and another from the other wing Chris Ashton, at last shook off the shackles and all but booked their...

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tvhack 24.09.11 11:04am
tvhack
Mobius stripper puts clothes back on, inside out. 8
nickb 26.09.11 11:06am
writinginbsl
Still no mention of room-elephant despite massive poo.

"What does a pachyderm have to do to get noticed in here?" asks Jumbo, the world's favourite yet paradoxically unmentionable animal metaphor. "I have loudly hummed Nellie the Elephant, and even gone...

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nickb 24.09.11 10:47am
nickb
World-record-Breaking Neutrino Fails Drug Test

The neutrino that broke the world record by travelling faster than the speed of light has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the Neutrino's...

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tvhack 24.09.11 10:25am
tvhack
Ahmadinejad claims to have found lost satellite

Maybe someone can think of a better claim he might have made .. ?...

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Sinnick 24.09.11 10:16am
Sinnick
Pope meets abuse victims; "If only there was a supreme being."

Pope Benedict XVI has met with victims of abusive priests. Visibly shaken he expressed his sorrow and regret. "If I had known of this, I would have stopped it. If only there was some kind of...

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apepper 24.09.11 5:44pm
apepper
Brothers called Jones picked for Wales 0
Drylaw 24.09.11 8:29am
Drylaw
'Concentration camp ' opens for ADHD sufferers. 9
nickb 25.09.11 7:40am
Textbook
Environmentalists drilling down into BP ecological impact assessment find oil. 2
dvo4fun 24.09.11 3:35pm
dvo4fun
Katie Price calls in cops after topless photos not stolen 0
simonjmr 24.09.11 7:25am
simonjmr
World-Record-Breaking Neutrino Tests Positive for Banned Substance

The world-record breaking Neutrino that clocked the fastest time ever for a sub-atomic particle has sensationally failed its mandatory post-race drugs test. Scientists at CERN have revealed that the...

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tvhack 24.09.11 7:42am
Golgo13
You wait all day for a bus-sized satellite... 0
24.09.11 6:42am
First British queuing school to open in Germany is great success

Ten years ago, Bryan Mayhem from Plymouth opened his first language school (WMYT) in Germany. The school has done so well, that Bryan decided to venture into another area last year: queuing., “We...

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RJWinter 24.09.11 6:08am
RJWinter
BIN-LADEN CLOWN PLOT.

Found in the hard drive of the late maniacal super-terrorist Osama bin-Laden, (hidden between risque photo-files of thong wearing ladies in provocative postures), a diabolical plan, reported by.,...

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yuri_nahl 24.09.11 3:50am
yuri_nahl
Abba apply for UN recognition. 0
MADJEZ 23.09.11 10:09pm
MADJEZ
Stock market analysts "Too anal" say analysts. 0
yussle 23.09.11 9:16pm
yussle
CERN blames 'foreign seven' for speed of light error.

It's back to normal at CERN after a scientist admitted to mistaking a foreign seven with a line through it for a figure one that had been crossed out. "These things happen from time to time when...

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Boutros 24.09.11 12:09am
rikkor
Top Al-Qaeda terrorist considers having faith job 1
RJWinter 23.09.11 8:37pm
FlashArry
Fat People ate the Money

World economists were left red-faced today following the publication of a New York Post investigation that reveals the true cause of the 2007 financial crash. According to the 200 page document, the...

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Stephen Norman 23.09.11 9:52pm
Duke Togo
Shock Report Predicts 50 Per Cent Of All Lego Figures Will Be Obese by 2030

"It's a plastic time bomb waiting to happen," - not the words of a shrieking 24-hour rolling-news-harpie with a spray-tanned botoxed face and perky 'look-at-me' silicon breasts barely constrained by...

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tvhack 24.09.11 3:55pm
tvhack
Dale Farm residents apply for UN Recognition.

Richard Sheridan leader of the Dale Farm Travellers' Association has submitted a bid to the United Nations for recognition of the independent state of Dalefarmia. The UN General Assembly applauded...

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dominic_mcg 27.09.11 9:53am
witless
Young lad to be thrown into ring with no protection for adults’ entertainment.

Eddy Miliband (18) is to attempt to triumph after a bout in front of a tough Liverpool audience this week, in the teeth of the doubts of many as to his resilience., Getting the upper hand and...

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suwe 23.09.11 6:51pm
suwe
As confidence in flirting falls, Footsie closes down 2% 1
Perks 24.09.11 9:04am
writinginbsl
BBC to make a film rather like a Le Carre novel called "Similes' People". 5
Al OPecia 24.09.11 10:27am
nickb
What if there were no hypothetical questions? 14
Plockton Assbeard 24.09.11 9:49pm
bonjonelson
Daily Mail reader 'died by spontaneous combustion' inquest told 3
Scroat 23.09.11 11:05pm
Screenie