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Council to trial paper bin bags 0
jp1885 4 years
Queen to receive elocution lessons after condemning London 'raahters' 0
The Paper Ostrich 4 years

The Queen and senior members of the Royal Family are being given emergency training in the intelligible pronunciation of 'riot' in order to respond effectively to the week's events in London. The...

All rioting ceases as Teresa May threatens to 'wade in'. 0
jp1885 4 years
Riots scheduled to end on Friday ‘once restorative justice fulfilled’ 0
ianslat 4 years

Organisers of the riots that have hit English cities this week have announced on Twitter that an end to the violence is due on Friday as restorative justice should have been achieved by then....

Post-Entitlement Art Movement Summer Exhibition Wins Widespread Accolade. 0
arflaethel 4 years

[url=] Avant-Garde Cowardliness in England: Not Coping with Contemporary Life [/url] Set in London, Birmingham and other English cities it is a...

PM urges insurers to deal swiftly with claims including holiday cancellations 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
French arm rioters 0
Sinnick 4 years
Syria moves tanks into Croydon 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Record audience for ‘London’s Burning’ repeat 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Rioters 'have fled to Venezuela', claims William Hague 0
rickwestwell 4 years
UN sanctions air strikes on London 0
ianslat 4 years
Taliban leaders offer to send peace keeping force to Croydon. 0
wallster 4 years
Celebrations as Glasgow Kiss awarded protected name status 0
jp1885 4 years
Cameron returns home 'to get a new laptop' 0
jp1885 4 years
Dumpiness epidemic caused by widescreen TVs, say experts 7
jp1885 4 years

The increasing numbers of squat and dumpy children in British families is not due to poor diets and a lack of exercise as first thought but is, experts believe, a symptom of the proliferation of...

Zeitgeist Publishing launches 'What Loot' for the shop with violence community 0
ronseal 4 years

With Currys, Dixons and Footlocker giving away free goods and making money on the warranties these days, looters are in desperate need of guidance, says Gerry Hambleton, launch editor of 'What Loot'...

Veteran of 1981 Toxteth riots condemns latest unrest in London 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

“When we were on the streets” started John Ashurst now 57, “we had reason to be on the streets. That Thatcher woman, no jobs, no coin, and no prospects. Look at the fools in London. They got so...

NATO to provide air support to London rioters. 0
Stan 4 years
Dumb looter smashes brick through own PC screen to raid online store 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Ebay reduces number of steps to buy an item to 42 0
Dumbnews 4 years
With so many hoodies now needing hugging David Cameron has resolved to return 0
Awkward Facts 4 years

at once from Italy and get on with the job...

UK in contention for Olympic "Burning down your own capital city for no reason" 1
JohnA 4 years
Syria condemns brutal crackdown by police on brave Tottenham freedom fighters 2
JohnA 4 years
Rogue Boarder Collie refuses to pay kennel fees. 0
guffaw 4 years
David Cameron asks America for advice Rumsfield reminds him that looting is 0
guffaw 4 years
Cameron returning to London as riots spread to Tuscany 1
roybland 4 years
Hungry rioters set fire to Greggs to make sure Pasties are "cooked properly" 0
thackaray 4 years
Looters return goods to PC World after seeing same item cheaper in Comet 2
brownpaperreporter 4 years
David Cameron's 'don't eat yellow snow' tip goes down badly in Italian Cafe. 1
Corrigan 4 years
Olympic flames arrive in London a year too soon. 2
Dickens or Shakespeare 4 years