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Serial Child Killer "I'm Not A Loony" Brady To Have His Own Regular TV Series 0
Titus 25.06.13 12:12pm
BBC unveil "Paint Dry Live" in autumn schedule

The BBC today unveiled its autumn schedule today which will be headlined by a new fly on the wall paper documentary called “Paint Dry Live”. The programme will be hosted by Ant & Dec...

Scronnyglonkle 25.06.13 12:02pm
Judges just playing hard to get, insists Berlusconi

The three female judges at Silvio Berlusconi's sex trial only returned a guilty verdict because they were struggling to accept their true feelings for him, claims the former Italian Prime Minister. ...

jamsieoconnor 25.06.13 11:39am
Lindy Moone
CIA track down Snowden in North Wales

After he cunningly changes his name...

Ian Searle 25.06.13 11:31am
Snowden sheep summit shambles

The reputationS of the CIA, FBI, MFI and B&Q are in ruins this morning after a combined operation to capture wanted fugitive Edward Snowden ended in complete chaos. Following on from a number of...

irreverendJ 25.06.13 11:12am
Police arrest a Mr Benjamin Nevis in a case of mistaken identity 0
A.A.Arkwright 25.06.13 10:48am
Public swimming pool confines celebrities to the shallow end. 0
sredni vashta 25.06.13 10:45am
sredni vashta
Kermit abdicates in favour of Robin

He has spent long enough "half-way up the stairs", said the world's most popular amphibian today. "I think it's time to hand over my crown to my nephew." "It's true that it hasn't always been easy,"...

colophon 25.06.13 10:26am
Clegg at mental health tribunal attempts to stop being force fed Tory propaganda 0
Ian Searle 25.06.13 10:16am
Ian Searle
Construction of emergency flood defences is slowed by "too many sandbags"

would have been topical a fortnight ago...

NewBiscuit 25.06.13 9:18am
Mandelson tipped for Mandela job.

not much more soon...

Boutros 25.06.13 8:55am
Riots Latest: There's an awful lot of coughing in Brazil. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 25.06.13 7:24am
Al OPecia
Blumenthal diner chokes on setsquare 0
Dick Everyman 25.06.13 7:20am
Dick Everyman
Embarassment at BBC as Match of the Day and Apprentice scripts get mixed up

Your Offside!...

Scronnyglonkle 25.06.13 7:00am
Isle of Wight tennis player arrives with a sense of hope and a SwingBall set

After being granted a place in the historic tournament as a completely unknown wild card, Isle of Wight tennis hopeful Mickey Pickles arrived at SW1 this morning carrying a solid plastic racquet and...

Jesus H 25.06.13 6:58am
Welsh Mountaineers Upset By Disappearance Of Snowden 1
Titus 25.06.13 12:28am
sredni vashta
Homophobic Jibe Upsets Queer 0
Titus 25.06.13 12:09am
Smear Tests To Be Introduced For Metropolitan Police.

(posted on behalf of Not Amused, so please don't blame me.)...

Titus 24.06.13 11:27pm
CIA Surrounds North Wales In Attempt to Trap Snowden 2
Titus 24.06.13 10:15pm
Traditionalist Doctors Want Treatment Restricted to Hetereopathy Not Homeopathy 1
Titus 24.06.13 9:22pm
Rave On Beach Found to Be Promoted By Ministry Of Sand

No news story behind this - I just liked the pun...

Titus 24.06.13 9:19pm
Stuart Hall in line for presidency of Italy

Opinion polls are showing Stuart Hall is neck and neck with Silvio Berlusconi in the race to be the next president of Italy. Although Berlusconi was initially ahead, Hall will be out of prison...

apepper 24.06.13 9:10pm
Football manager still employed at end of TV interview

In a TV first the manager of third division Southend was still employed after an appearance lasting nearly an hour. An emotional Dave Jeffries said, "I'm shocked, to be honest, we all know that...

apepper 24.06.13 8:52pm
Homeopathic footballer gives it 0.000001% 13
pere floza 24.06.13 8:52pm
Met police officer declared "institutionally nice"

"There's one in every barrel" deputy commissioner Mike Smythe concluded after an investigation discovered an "institutionally nice" officer at work on the streets of south London. "The next...

nickb 24.06.13 7:39pm
Berlusconi's sex trial verdict: male 4
Sinnick 24.06.13 7:24pm
Lindy Moone
Gove thinks smear tests should be made harder. Gains met police backing. 2
Not Amused 24.06.13 7:17pm
Not Amused
BMA passes motion on Jeremy Hunt 2
Sinnick 24.06.13 6:46pm
Yeats's Isle of Innisfree hut breaks building regulations

The dream of Mr William Butler Yeats of a peaceful retirement on his lake isle has been dealt a series of blows by officials from various agencies. First the building regulations inspectors ordered...

sydalg 24.06.13 5:55pm
Accomplished compositor sets quires daily 0
Arthur 24.06.13 5:43pm