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Eddie Stobart suspected to have looked at company fuel bill 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Queen apologises to Ireland for 'radio gaga'. 0
be reasonable 4 years

"Your turn, Mr.Bono," she added...

Kenneth Clarke speaks out against the taste of his own foot. 2
pineapple incident 4 years

More soon?...

Travelling stationary salesman has identity crisis 4
charlies_hat 4 years
Wrexham man wishes he had taken £25 in cash to pay for train ticket 0
antharrison 4 years
Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Six Best Alibis 0
mbalton 4 years

It looks like the IMF chief’s visit to America is going to be a long one because these are the best alibis that his lawyers could come up with: 1. Was auditioning housekeepers for his friend...

Middleware specialists "Disappointed" by British SOAP awards 0
antharrison 4 years

"Oracle Fusion should have won best newcomer" complains Larry Ellison. "BizTalk" says Bill Gates...

'Some justice secretaries less serous than others' remark sparks outcry 0
roybland 4 years

A suggestion that some justice secretaries are less serious than others has been condemned by the current justice secretary Ken Clarke as outrageous.,  , The off the cuff remark was made by a rape...

Kenneth Clarke denies he claimed some decapitations are worse than others. 0
bonjonelson 4 years

"I clearly said that a fifteen year old girl who actually lives in this country wouldn't be able to give their consent to being decapitated. I apologise if people misunderstood what I said."...

Senile Ian Paisley gets feminism and Catholicism confused... 0
be reasonable 4 years

starts shouting "all men are Papists"...

Clarke goes up the wrong 'un over his definitions 0
Pinhead 4 years
Emo Israeli couple to name child 'dislike'. 0
Mr Payne 4 years
"Tickin - no it's turkey" Irish PM reassures HM Queen 1
antharrison 4 years
Brian May, Roger Taylor and Paul Rogers return to UK after misreading headline 0
virtuallywill 4 years

All that jazz later...

Fears Olympic torch bearers will be arrested for going equipped to commit arson. 0
Mrblacker 4 years
New generation of hardline feminists warns that All Men Are Rappers 0
ronseal 4 years
Pleb banned from drinking Lapsang Souchong in row over intellectual proper tea 4
ronseal 4 years
Most frapists invariably only write half a sentence anyway claims Clarke 0
charlies_hat 4 years

I hasten to add that I despise facebook...

Children's play area fails CRB check 2
QorbeQ 4 years

A formerly well-respected playground just off Lacock Gardens in Maidstone has been blocked from working with minors after it failed an "Enhanced Disclosure" criminal records bureau check. The check,...

Attempted return of the pony express in Wrexham proves unsuccessful 0
Basil_B 4 years I know there's a couple of tickers below about this but I thought it would be worth posting up the actual story...

Tesco press for 'one third off' sentences for guilty plea shoplifters 1
Scroat 4 years
Olympic torch route 'risks teaching Cornish the secret of fire' 7
4 years
Number of jobless people in UK falls... as Queen visits Ireland 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
ITV unsure what to call new primetime show where contestants clean out beer kegs 8
Iamthestig 4 years
Man who took a pony on train says he didn't flush whilst carriage was stationary 0
charlies_hat 4 years

not many cockneys in wales though...

Man attempts to carry train on back of donkey. 0
Mr Payne 4 years
Bryant and May demand £500 bonus for lighting olympic torch 0
4 years

More ransom news soon...

Olympic Torch to visit Manchester "a bit risky" admits Lord Coe 0
nilbymouse 4 years

What with all the rain. Nothing to do with it being stolen. Nothing at all. Nope...

'Muscular' Lib Dem Health Secretary announces revised NHS bill 0
QorbeQ 4 years

In a bid to flex the party's waning political muscle, Liberal Democrat Health Secretary Andrew Lansley has turned his proposed NHS legislation on its head, announcing new plans to retain 24,000...

Clegg to defy Cameron over tying his own shoelaces 0
nilbymouse 4 years

In a further attempt to distance himself from his own utter confusion, Nick Clegg's policy to "disagree within reasonable limits" was again evident today after announcing he would no longer tie his...