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Mathna 08.12.11 3:48pm
Perks
Barratts into administration after Brogue trading 0
Iamthestig 08.12.11 2:19pm
Iamthestig
Scotland "Do not travel" warning comes too late for pandas 0
medici2471 08.12.11 2:06pm
medici2471
Scottish decision to release captive Giant Panda angers USA 0
charlies_hat 08.12.11 2:02pm
charlies_hat
Giant panda removed from plane after refusing to stop playing Words With Friends 0
kimllfixit 08.12.11 1:56pm
kimllfixit
Barratts goes bust, too few shoes soled 0
medici2471 08.12.11 1:38pm
medici2471
Troops withdrawn from Afghanistan following health & safety workplace assessment

Defence Secretary Phillip Hammond has today confirmed the immediate withdrawal of British troops from Afghanistan on the receipt of a negative health and safety workplace assessment. The documents...

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kimllfixit 08.12.11 1:37pm
kimllfixit
Italy unveils Leaning Tower of Wonga after sponsorship deal 0
Drylaw 08.12.11 1:24pm
Drylaw
Intelligent Car afraid to leave garage

Road tests of Volvos new intelligent car have been suspended as the vehicle currently refuses to leave its garage. The car is a heavily modified V60 and has many safety features to avoid road...

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Immunis 08.12.11 12:34pm
Bank of England interest rate held at 'Whatever' 0
JETFAB 08.12.11 12:23pm
JETFAB
Submariners' wives choked, women will also be going down soon 0
medici2471 08.12.11 12:18pm
medici2471
God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion

At an open air press conference held at the summit of Mount Sinai today, God, creator of all things, revealed the long awaited upgrade of the crab. Speaking in a stentorian voice, and wearing his...

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Gong of Fur 08.12.11 12:12pm
bonjonelson
Lads mag interview a proctologist!!!!!!!!!!!

This week in 'generic weekly lads mag', we've got 30 pages of women's breasts accompanied by funny captions, pictures of cars which you probably can't afford, and an exclusive interview with Dr...

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Shandy 08.12.11 12:11pm
Shandy
Newsbiscuit joins HMV in apologising for publishing tomorrow's front page today 0
simonjmr 08.12.11 11:24am
simonjmr
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charlies_hat 08.12.11 11:17am
malgor
Lorry driver arrested after motorway blow-out

Police brand hard-shoulder picnic irresponsible...

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Major Clanger 08.12.11 11:01am
Major Clanger
3 year old says they liked innuendo laden pantomime as much as mum and dad 0
Iamthestig 08.12.11 10:58am
Iamthestig
Recipients of Diesel's "Loverdose" perfume being treated with Penicillin 0
simonjmr 08.12.11 10:53am
simonjmr
Rooney pleased with hair transplant - now considering face transplant

I'll let anyone else develop the story!...

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bumtrinket 08.12.11 9:40am
bumtrinket
National Stalking Clinic's every move being watched 4
Username 08.12.11 9:21am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Outrage as some schools spend 2 years giving children answers to exams 0
fernandomando 08.12.11 9:01am
fernandomando
Ethnic fashionistas wrapping up warm this winter, as burqins hit the high street 0
Username 08.12.11 8:47am
Username
"Windows 7 critical updates slowly eroded my self-esteem" - Former Microsoft CEO 0
Username 08.12.11 8:28am
Username
Newly opened stalking clinic inundated with calls 0
charlies_hat 08.12.11 8:18am
charlies_hat
Windows 7 critical updates hacked by Apple software engineers.

Messages include ‘what a ghastly looking machine’, ‘oh, dear, has it crashed again?' and ‘you really should buy an iMac, they’re far superior in every way.'...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 08.12.11 8:14am
Username
Man who swallowed watch just wanted to pass the time. 2
Major Clanger 08.12.11 8:11am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Left-handed men now 'even more frustrated' by new xxx domains 0
Username 08.12.11 8:08am
Username
Harland & Wolff diversify into domestic cleaning market

with new range of tramp-steamers...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 08.12.11 8:06am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Merseyside nativity play halted after donkey found jacked up on bricks.

A church nativity play was halted yesterday when a live donkey, booked to add a sense of reality to Mary and Joseph’s journey to Bethlehem, was found outside Kirkdale’s St Patrick’s Church Hall...

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Stan 08.12.11 8:04am
Dickens or Shakespeare
Basel brush United aside

(I suspect the tabloids may have already done this one)...

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Midfield Diamond 08.12.11 7:58am
Midfield Diamond