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A few ideas to run past you writers out there....

Ive taken all these headlines from bbc.co.uk/news Breivik quizzed on extremist ties - im thinking disney characters on ties, powers ties, bow ties, kipper ties, skinny ties. ties, ties and more ties...

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yens123 18.04.12 9:58am
yens123
Secret colonial papers reveal 'fuzzy wuzzies don't like it up em'. 0
MADJEZ 18.04.12 9:56am
MADJEZ
Jack Straw sued by son for rendition over 1997 drug arrest. 0
MADJEZ 18.04.12 9:51am
MADJEZ
IMF raises target for global growth by this much

IMF raises target for global growth by this much <------------------> The IMF has said that economic growth will grow by over an inch on most PowerPoint Presentations globally this year....

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yens123 18.04.12 9:47am
yens123
Aung San Suu Kyi's first trip abroad in 24 years to be hen weekend in Benidorm. 0
MADJEZ 18.04.12 9:37am
MADJEZ
36 football fans drown in mexican wave tragedy 1
bonjonelson 18.04.12 9:19am
writinginbsl
Laxative factory expansion could create Thousands of more Jobs, 4
Zen 18.04.12 9:16am
writinginbsl
17 yo/s addicted to new hazard perception test computer game

Following recent updates to the DVLA hazard perception theory test, young learners have found the practise CD-ROM so engrossing that many have become addicted to the format. Game developers, EA...

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kga6 18.04.12 9:11am
writinginbsl
Spain ‘Telling on Argentina’

Spain has warned Argentina that he will ‘tell on him’ after the rogue South-American shambles seized Spain’s favourite oil exploration subsidiary whilst Spain wasn’t looking, presumably in...

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Old Hat 18.04.12 9:09am
Old Hat
London 2012 "Expect Less" Campaign A Surprise Success

The London Olympic marketing committee's unusual decision to go with "It's not going to change your life or anything" and a depiction of frowning man in a flat cap looking balefully at an ugly and...

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Textbook 18.04.12 9:09am
writinginbsl
Empire switches mobile contract to O2 amid Jedi bias allegations

Darth Vader the Dark Lord of the Sith today confirmed that the Imperial Empire have decided to switch their mobile operator from Vodafone to O2 after the company showed allegiance to the Jedi with a...

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Rizzo 18.04.12 9:01am
Old Hat
Teressa May tells commons of her intentions to deport Jack Straw to Jordan 0
Scronnyglonkle 18.04.12 8:46am
Scronnyglonkle
V Imp Conf IMHO

CEOs from CBI members (e.g. M & S, HSBC and BAe) will gather for a conference at the NEC this Saturday. Keynote speakers from the IoD, MoD and WoD are to address issues such as B2B, PPP and POP,...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 18.04.12 7:57am
Oxbridge
Ryanair flight left passengers 'barely 30 feet closer to destination'

A Ryanair flight which left ‘London’ at 8.16am and arrived in ‘Dublin’ at 8.18am has been condemned by the 125 passengers onboard after it left them hundreds of pounds out of pocket and...

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18.04.12 6:19am
Scronnyglonkle
Archaeologist unearths ancient documents after cleaning out closet 0
Dumbnews 18.04.12 3:26am
Dumbnews
"One idiot could disrupt Olympic Games" - claim Boris Johnson watchers. 7
bonjonelson 17.04.12 11:45pm
Textbook
Teenage Males Face “Day of the Triffids” Style Blindness

Following the self publication on the Internet of topless photos of pop star Rihanna, coupled with the recently leaked internet video of a certain female pop star performing a “Sexual act”, a...

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Quaz 17.04.12 11:31pm
FlashArry
Jumbo Jet expecting twins after mating with Space Shuttle. 1
JETFAB 17.04.12 11:06pm
FlashArry
M&S downgraded to M after tock hortage

No'S's left...

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victimms 17.04.12 9:33pm
victimms
Admin clerk deports Theresa May in error

More when she returns...

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victimms 17.04.12 9:06pm
victimms
New prostate cancer treatment gets the thumbs up 5
Duncan Biscuit 17.04.12 7:49pm
kga6
Ark builders hit by drought

Ark manufacturers across southern Britain say orders are drying up as drought conditions spread. 'If Noah was alive today,' said John Woods, who has run the family ark building business for three...

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roybland 17.04.12 7:23pm
roybland
Dim-witted racist Anders Breivik gives Black-Power salute to court.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Apr/Week3/16209391.jpg...

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MADJEZ 17.04.12 7:22pm
arthurminnit
Fracking hell, what was that!

Residents in Upper Bigglewade, Lanchashire, ran from their homes in terror as an earthquake rattled their village early this morning. The earh tremors, which measured 5.6 on the richter scale and...

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stevebrdfd 17.04.12 6:27pm
stevebrdfd
Pork scratchings may be the result of pork itchings, warns health watchdog 0
nickb 17.04.12 5:08pm
nickb
General Synod in chaos as actress applies to be bishop

The Church of England general synod has been forced to hold an emergency meeting to determine how to respond the request of a well known actress be become a bishop. "When we considered the ordination...

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apepper 17.04.12 5:08pm
allmyownstunts
Train driver who overshot station by 2 miles is to train as Easyjet pilot. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.12 4:39pm
dominic_mcg
"Coalition is working well" Cameron tells Clegg. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 17.04.12 4:35pm
dominic_mcg
Actress still not on speaking terms with Bishop

Hopes of a rapprochement between the worlds of religion and entertainment were dashed last night after the Actress announced a formal cessation of goodwill with the Bishop. Relations between the two...

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Midnight Dreary 17.04.12 4:08pm
yens123
UK to offer Argentina Falklands deal

In a dramatic development to the on-going row over ownership of the Falkland Islands, the British Government has offered a sovereignty swop deal - the Falklands for Lionel Messi. A source close to...

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yens123 17.04.12 4:00pm
yens123