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George Osborne working on a Mona Lisa smile

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne is practising a Mona Lisa smile to court popularity after a series of U-turns following his March Budget. Osborne's recent clash with Ed Balls at Prime...

roybland 07.07.12 4:19pm
Agronomists puzzled by surge in sales of Defra manual, Fifty Grades of Hay 1
V Riddoch 07.07.12 4:02pm
Scottish Independence to be decided on Centre Court 1
Ironduke 07.07.12 2:52pm
Olympic torch bearers issued with new 'British Summer' clothing.

After complaints from runners and their Police escorts about doing the relay in shorts and t-shirts Olympic organisers have been forced to issue more suitable clothing....

MADJEZ 07.07.12 2:27pm
Isle of Wight councillors to get Psion Organisers. 0
nickb 07.07.12 1:01pm
Accusations of dumbing down as Olympics introduce "It's a knockout" events

Sebastian Coe has defended the decision of the UK Olympic board to insist that athletic finalists dress as national vegetables for their races. Speaking in a moose costume, Lord Coe explained: "We...

apepper 07.07.12 12:57pm
Santander British Grand Prix - Sponsored by the EU bailout fund. 0
MADJEZ 07.07.12 11:49am
"I love Barclays tattooed on Diamond's penis" claim

A leaked expenses slip this week revealed that former Barclays chief Bob Diamond had the tattoo job done at an exclusive City parlour. Friends and former colleagues were keeping a low profile today,...

Scroat 07.07.12 11:19am
Commercial space launch delayed by row over cabin crew support tights.

Female cabin crew working for Richard Branson have refused to wear support tights in space, prompting fears that the first commercial space flights could be delayed for months if not years. ...

nickb 07.07.12 10:31am
F1 Dilemma: Will McLaren Switch Button From Wets To 'Jets'?

McLaren engineers played a surprise 'ace' this morning and revealed that Jenson Button could be on revolutionary 'Jet Ski' tyres for Sunday's British Grand Prix. With waterlogged Silverstone awash...

07.07.12 10:28am
C4 Wales launches "Strictly" rival "Cwm Dancing". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.07.12 10:09am
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Gay Bolt are two athletes, not an insult Olympic report confirms 0
custard cream 07.07.12 9:49am
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Western Europe's largest phallic symbol 'The Shard 'n' Freud' opened 8
Skylarking 07.07.12 9:46am
Barclays CEO rescues six kittens from a bin; takes them to kid’s cancer ward

“It’s what anyone would do” said Barclays CEO Bob Diamond after leaping in front of a rubbish truck to save six kittens discarded in a bin. “It was lucky I was out there sorting my recycling...

Yikes 07.07.12 9:33am
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Al Qaeda claims "operation drain block" a total success. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 07.07.12 9:17am
Scottish opposition routed as Murray and Federer reach Wimbledon final

British player Andy Murray and Swiss maestro Roger Federer will contest the Wimbledon final after having easy wins against Scottish players Novak Djokovic and Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in the semi-finals....

Yikes 07.07.12 8:47am
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Federer promises to "do his bit" for Scottish Independence 0
bonjonelson 07.07.12 8:39am
Libor to be renamed Lie-Bar.

More soon. Bit late, I've been busy...

MADJEZ 07.07.12 7:05am
English girl's pet Scot through to Wimbledon final 0
06.07.12 10:27pm
George W. Bush Accepts Position As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet 0
06.07.12 9:33pm
Fifty shades of grey published in pop-up version

More to follow...

apepper 06.07.12 9:33pm
George W. Bush Accepts Position As Court Jester For Obama Cabinet

George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet today. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened...

06.07.12 9:31pm
Murray pleased for Marray 0
custard cream 06.07.12 9:10pm
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Rangers to seek entry to Quidditch League Northern Muggle Divison 3 0
custard cream 06.07.12 9:08pm
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Government Transparency Unit "disappears". 0
nickb 06.07.12 9:06pm
David Dimbleby Joins Sex Pistols

Following the appearance of Johnny Rotten on BBC1’s Question Time, David Dimbleby has agreed to join a reformed line-up of legendary punk rockers the Sex Pistols. Rotten has always admired...

@spinal_bap 06.07.12 8:36pm
Prince Charles says The Shard would be better with a thatched roof.

Prince Charles has slammed The Shard saying "It is a monstrous carbuncle that has little sense of anything other than the possibility it might one day be iconic." "The modern 'up yours'...

Ian 06.07.12 8:34pm
Andy Murray just one win away from being English 0
Scronnyglonkle 06.07.12 8:27pm
Windolene shares soar after unveiling of The Shard 3
dvo4fun 06.07.12 8:24pm
Police disappointed that M6 bus passenger wasn't from Brazil 2
Sinnick 06.07.12 7:44pm