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Barbara Windsor to switch off the lights at Bath 1
hero2zero 3 years

A spokesman from BANES told our reporter “Drastic council cuts call for drastic measures and we might as well make an event of it!” Many other councils are thought likely to follow suit...

Britain braces for flash floods, smug winds and bloody arrogant snow drifts 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Students' Union welcomes introduction of "pay as you attend" courses. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
"Bullingdon Club style Hi-jinks" blamed for smashing up of Millbank... 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

Cameron, Osborne and Boris Johnson 'unavailable for comment'...

Open University Students Occupy Own Homes, Some Small Fires Reported 1
thisisall1word 3 years
JCB boss takes a dig at the Chinese for copyright infringement 0
ItsReevesy 3 years

That's the country, not the local take-away !...

After The Balsamic Verses, Jamie tempts fate with follow-up: The Satanic Pulses 2
Doylem 3 years
Kaiser Chiefs Warning Not Heeded as Students Run Amok 1
IABP 3 years
Telescope sales campaign lacks focus say trade body 0
virtuallywill 3 years

bigger reflector later...

Students criticised over spelling mistake on ‘Stop the Tory Cuts’ banner 0
Gerontius 3 years
NUS president takes off balaclava to condemn violence 0
virtuallywill 3 years

and remove glass from sole....

Lingerie Sales Slip 0
De-scribe 3 years
Sales of Darts 'On Target' 0
De-scribe 3 years
BA flight grounded as passenger discovered not reading Stieg Larsson book. 0
plato 3 years

BA Flight 465 to Denver, Colorado was grounded yesterday for more than 6 hours while authorities tackled a passenger believed to be reading 'a light PD James' whodunnit instead of a book from Stieg...

E trading at all time high claim dealers 0
simonjmr 3 years
LIfe jacket sales bouyant 0
simonjmr 3 years
Down swing in sales of antidepressants 0
simonjmr 3 years
Sales of helium-filled balloons going up. 0
riesler 3 years
Yeast sales rising... 0
riesler 3 years
God considering writing 'Newer Testament' 25
rickwestwell 3 years

Inspired perhaps by J.K. Rowling's recent admission that she might consider writing another episode in the [i]Harry Potter[/i] series, the supreme being God is reportedly thinking about coming out of...

Simon Cowell set to marry himself in the Spring 4
Basil_B 3 years

X-Factor supremo and general big head Simon Cowell today announced the engagement to none other than himself for springtime next year., ' Over the years i've failed to find the perfect partner for...

Google Is Not Amused By Comedy Search Engine ‘Giggle’ 0
De-scribe 3 years

A prospective new internet search facility aimed at finding jokes and comedy writing on the internet on any given topic, has been told by Google’s lawyers that it cannot use the name ‘Giggle’...

BBC to launch "Whether channel", for balance 4
virtuallywill 3 years

more later, or possibly not...

"Lots of important detailifications in my autothingmabob" say Bush 0
Scroat 3 years
"Bloody Students" orders the Mets Chief Constable 0
simonjmr 3 years

"Let's give them G20 treatment boys" is the rallying cry for the Met. More soon...

Student demo organisers regret picking pre-midday start time 1
exigo 3 years
'The Last Taboo' Porn Website - Are They Flogging a Dead Horse? 0
De-scribe 3 years
Water Board deny accusations of torture for extracting payment from customers. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Sales of very long pointy sticks going through the roof 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Fans demanding “a result” forget that being soundly thrashed is “a result”... 0
Doylem 3 years