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Chilean Miners Emerge Safely from Underground. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Luckily they were not Brazilian electricians...

Office for the Protection of Large Australian Marsupials - just a quango ruse 5
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Afghan Warlord outraged by extravagant use of poppies 0
Billy Pilgrim 3 years

A Poppy is a way of life not just for Remembrance Day says Afghan Warlord, Mullah Freddy Shirzpop., The warlord is up in arms about the loss of his poppy field every year as Brits go into a frenzy...

Mahmoud Armoured Dinner Jacket shows he has balls by attending Beirut rally 0
simonjmr 3 years
Kindergarden cop visits Clegg in Downing Street at request of Cameron 0
simonjmr 3 years
Commonwealth games ends as India hands over to Glasgow 0
Basil_B 3 years

or Delhi belly over to knife in the belly...

Minimalist psychic says "less is... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more soon"...

Kafka's publisher accused of Czech book literacy 9
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Quango numbers made smaller to provide big merged ones instead to pass the buck 0
Basil_B 3 years
Economist concludes free is more expensive 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Henry Tudor blamed public spending cuts on axing surplus wives 2
simonjmr 3 years
Irish Roadworkers threaten Strike over abolition of Kango's 1
Rowly 3 years

More road rage later...

11 year old Michael Gyasi who has just been signed by Chelsea football club 0
arrghgarry 3 years

says he "over the moon " and looking forward to his first prostitute ., As his mom and dad have some experience of prostitution he feels he will fit in well...

Rescuers Hopeful of Bringing All The Commonwealth Athletes out of Delhi Alive 1
IABP 3 years
Government set up Office For Useless Quangos (OFF-FUQ). 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Er another Quango to get rid of the existing ones., More soon...

Axe Reprieve for Quango Registry Council 1
custard cream 3 years

Cabinet Office minister, Francis Maude, today confirmed that the Quango Registry Council (QRC) will NOT be abolished. "The QRC are the only body who know how many quangos we have, what they do and...

Axe reprieve for Quango Registry Counciul 0
custard cream 3 years

Cabinet Office minister, Francis Maude, today confirmed that the Quango Registry Council (QRC) will NOT be abolished. "The QRC are the only body who know how many quangos we have, what they do and...

Victoria Secrets staff shock at Government's abolition of Tanga's 0
simonjmr 3 years
Police Suspicions aroused..... 0
afternoonslow 3 years

As one in 11 households in the M21 postcode area around Chorlton-cum-Hardy a claim to have been run over by an egg-lorry...

Liverpool FC sale bid: 'The best a man can get' says Gillet 0
pinxit 3 years

Breaking News: Shadowy figures behind Dallas Court-house grassy knoll spark conspiracy theories...

Last Chilean miner 'May have left iron on' 0
antharrison 3 years

A team of top psychologists is heading for Chile to provide counselling to Luis Urzua, the last miner to be rescued, as he could not remember if he had remembered to switch-off the iron in the...

Hicks and Gillette reinstate UK death penalty in Texas court injunction 3
rickwestwell 3 years
Fresh blow for Liverpool as Gillett & Hicks take ball home. More soon 2
Moggsy 3 years
OFT issues rambling and inconclusive report after lengthy study of pub sector 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Dyslexic Chilean miner delighted at prospect of getting Atrohpy 1
Rowly 3 years
BP to outsource future crisis management to Chilean government 0
Passepartout 3 years
Bin Laden to do full monty on his next terror threat video release 0
Basil_B 3 years

Osama Bin Laden surprised friend and foe alike today by announcing a different approach to the making of his video messages ' I feel I need to do something to grab the viewers attention as I believe...

PM blasted by Left for taking from rich child benefit cash earmarked for poor 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The Prime Minister has come under fire for taking child benefits away from high earners, on the premise that the money was originally intended for lower income earners. He has been accused of taking...

Joy turns to dismay as more Miners continue to emerge from shaft 3
Rowly 3 years

since the emergence of the last known miner,A continuous stream of shifty looking men have continued to emerge from the shaft and scuttle off to try to blend in with the crowd., Curiously, the crowd...

Now Comes the Tricky Bit of Getting the Vehicles Out says Chile Mining Minister 0
IABP 3 years