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Dwarf mothers looking for work, to get minimum wage... 0
Iamthestig 3 years
Americans award Blair peace prize to prove they do 'get' irony. 2
Chip Paper 3 years
Prisoners to be offered 'shitty job that just covers mortgage' sentence option 6
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Offenders are to be offered an alternative to incarceration. Instead they can be sentenced to a shitty unrewarding job, with a bullying boss who takes out his self loathing on underlings, for a...

Sleeping beauty 'skitty, but tired' after caffeinated drinks binge 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Handsome prince 'not impressed'...

US to honour Tony Blair with prestigious appease prize 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Rise in fox attacks 'no great suprise' say chickens 1
jp1885 3 years
I hate England says John Bull 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'I think i would rather be French', he said...

Chabliban Still Hungover from Previous Uprising 0
afternoonslow 3 years Speaking from his secret hideout somewhere on the Côte de Lecher, Mullah Tallulla, the Premier Cru amongst Chaliban warriors, today declined to attack...

BP accused of leaking news of its former chief’s government post 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Christian Ronaldo’s name added to bone marrow register 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Blair to share US peace medal with Osama Bin Laden 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tate and Lyle denies offering sweeteners to sell its sugar business 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Spy missing after he fails to report back to police station. 0
Ostsee 3 years

Laugh. I thought my pants would never dry...

BBC celebrity chefs forced to reveal celery 0
dicky37 3 years

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Man appeals to Court of Human Rights to repeal Law of Gravity 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

after being told to keep his feet on the ground...

Evicted dragon to sue entrepreneur "squatters" 0
dicky37 3 years

A mythical beast that returned home to find its den invaded by TV cameras, self-made millionaires and crackpot inventors is to begin legal proceedings against Peter Jones, Theo Paphitis, Duncan...

Strike Me, Sweet Sadist, How Kind Thou Art 0
afternoonslow 3 years

Does one have to be a sadist to wish to govern? To those schooled at Eaton & Westminster, such a naive question would mark one out instantly as an Oik.but today the boring old Death By a...

Cartographical crisis after Gulf of Mexico renamed 'Dead, Black Sea' 4
MightyBlair 3 years
Quango Promoting Sex Ed’ for 5-Year Olds 0
rusty 3 years

In what has got to be their most morally-questionable and asinine scheme to date, the Government’s controversial health watchdog NICE - the National Institute for Clinical Eccentricity – whose...

Man to be awarded medal for suntan. 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

International speaker Anthony Blagger has been awarded an American medal for having a suntan and an atlantic accent.Mr Blagger, who says he talks to God, fits in some part time peace making in his...

45 year old married man with children denies he is a mother fucker . 0
arrghgarry 3 years

more to come ...

Pope Lashes Paedo’ Police Raids 0
rusty 3 years

In this morning’s ‘Enhanced Hypocrisy’ edition we bring you the latest and greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches...

Double Amputee Afghan Vet. has half his face blown away plus Phantom feelings 0
arrghgarry 3 years

in his legs makes a song and dance about it .Andrew Lloyd Webber sues...

The Three Lions - England Expects 3
rusty 3 years

Once again, the latest and the greatest in scandal-mongering hot gossip from Anarchy Central’s 24/7 Truth & Rumour Mill – with dispatches hand forged and crafted into bespoke satire to tempt...

Banks Hoping For Mass Amnesia In Bid To Get Money Back 1
Svendo 3 years
Salary to be set at £50 per week for all 'ordinary', public sector workers 0
PluckyMunky 3 years

The multimillionaires, George Osborne and Prince Charles agree that 'most people will appreciate the need for this sort of prudence. Unfortunately, many of the ordinary folk won't understand the word...

Ottery St Mary -Devon "not very ottery at all" 19
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Sponsored Don't Be A Cunt Week ruined by Osborne every year, say old schoolmates 0
la maga 3 years
Report: John Bercow is so phoney his smile doesn't even make it to his top lip 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
John Bercow brings 'sanctimonious dwarf' detractor down to his level.... 2
thackaray 3 years

with a head butt to Simon Burn's groin Note to Ed: Need more space in title box to write headlines...