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Police Officer arrested for impersonating a traffic warden 0
Des and Stan 4 years

A police officer has been arrested and charged with the offence of ‘impersonating a traffic warden’ which carries a fixed penalty of 60 days’ imprisonment (reduced to 30 days if commenced...

Wiltshire police extend 2-for-1 offer to murderers 0
timyarby 4 years

More later...

Harry to get best man speech tips from Roy “Chubby” Brown 3
beau-jolly 4 years

[More f***ing later]...

Cameron and Obama issue statement on mission creep. 'Sarkozy has to go' 3
pinxit 4 years
Government indignation intended to get Britain growing vegetables 0
OldThingy 4 years

Bigger cabbages next...

British Gas to sell petrol 6
greg various 4 years

British Gas has today announced it is to expand its energy business into the petrol retail market. It will shortly be seeking suitable sites throughout the country and aims to revolutionise the...

Schoolchild found taking cocaine given lines to do in detention 3
Qoxiivi 4 years
French air force shrugs off "aggressive" claim after missile attack on toy plane 0
nilbymouse 4 years

"Are we policing this zone or not?" shrugged Col Thierry Burkhard...

Facebook profile falls foul of new ASA powers to police websites 3
Andrew 4 years

After reading the Facebook profile of Harrogate shop assistant Jane Walker, which described her as "single" and "interested in men", friend and admirer James Burns made a move on her in the kitchen...

NHS Direct Call Centres to consider moving back to UK following budget incentive 0
Neilpr 4 years

Following yesterdays corporate taxation changes NHS Direct suggest the time is right to consider a move back to UK. The department of work and pensions suggested they may reevaluate their position in...

England footballer acquitted. 0
beau-jolly 4 years

CCTV shows him trying to kick a man in a nightclub but missing by 2 yards...

Superman hit by private flying tax increase 1
4 years

More to Follow...

James Nesbitt and Lenny Henry are brothers! See today's home page... 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The only way you can tell them apart is one has a red nose - but I'm not sure who...

Psychic predicts man holding a red case on cover of tomorrow’s paper. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Sexual preference chemical revealed - the smell of money. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Local Government Officers strike: efficiency of services increases dramatically. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
Bernie Madoff new telebiography to be called Happy Days starring Ponzi 0
simonjmr 4 years
University lecturers strike: no-one notices 2
John Wiltshire 4 years

University lecturers went on strike today over their pay and pensions. However, as no students ever turn up to their lectures, no-one noticed., A spokesman for the lecturers, Dr Brian Beard,...

Hackney documentary provides ethnic balance to Midsummer Murders - BBC claim 0
Poecheng 4 years

More (dead) soon...

Line manager slams Ghandi as 'too passive-aggressive'. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Little Bo Peep loses sheep, insurance fraud suspected 4
Oxbridge 4 years
Sexual preference chemical found by scientists revealed to be Amyl Nitrate 2
charlies_hat 4 years
Haemophiliacs among those worst affected by recent cut backs. 4
Qoxiivi 4 years

To replace the 'anemics' one - curse my poor knowledge of bleeding medical disorders...

Female Typhoon pilot tearfully denies all knowledge of dent in wing... 13
be reasonable 4 years

"someone must have bumped it when it was parked outside the hangar" she said...

Will and Kate 'totally different from Charles and Diana' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

All newspapers today printed the same story about Wills and Kate being completely different from the ill-fated Charles and Diana., Harry Crumb, who has followed the royal family for over 40 years,...

Much rejoycing across nation as petrol price reduced by 0.74% 7
bonjonelson 4 years

more soon? Unlikely...

Error in Liz Taylors obituary claims she played 53 test matches for England. 0
Basil_B 4 years

Apparently ex cricketer Fred Titmus was married seven times, twice to Richard Burton...

Libyan rebels thank Sarkozy for UN help by awarding him fez wearer of the year 0
Basil_B 4 years
Geoff Boycott tells Liz Taylor 'pull yourself together' 0
ianslat 4 years

[url=]Geoffrey Boycott Counselling Service[/url]...

Popularity of Prophet Mohammed on the Decrease; Explained by 'Lack of Exposure' 2
nilbymouse 4 years

Is this a self fulfilling prophecy?...