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Observational comedian goes to shops, nothing happens, murders satire 4
Midnight Dreary 3 years

Observational comedian Ron Normal went for a walk to the shops yesterday - just like in real life, ha ha! On the way, he saw some some people driving their cars badly - just like they really do! He...

Fifa changes name to "FeeFor". More soon, please. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Wikileaks to publish all your texts slagging off your 'friends' 10
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

'Britney's bum looks huge in that wedding dress- fat cow. lol'...

Willie Nelson charged for not possessing cannabis. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Scientists announce that gingham is the fabric of the space/time continuum 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Met Office explains science behind new ‘feels like’ temperature scale. 1
malgor 3 years

With many parts of the UK facing sub-zero temperatures, weather presenters have come in for viewer-criticism over subjective measurements marring their forecasts. But phrases like ‘turn the...

Ailing Poundland to Rebrand as "Spare Us the Price of a Cup of Tea Mister?"land 0
De-scribe 3 years
Mixed Feelings in the Comedy World Over the Return of White Dog Shit 0
De-scribe 3 years
Lembit Opik accused of mesmerising beautiful young women using magic ring 3
Fin Robertson 3 years

“I’m a Celebrity” star Lembit Opik is facing accusations that he possesses a mystical ring of power, which he uses to influence naive but attractive young women. The ring, which said to be...

Man with possessed willy ejaculates demon 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

More coming soon...

Spanish mice reverse the signs of ageing with Oil of Olé... 0
Doylem 3 years
Hi Ho . Hi Ho . Its Panto Time You Know.....Wikileaks & the U.S. View 2
arflaethel 3 years

Christmas Pantomine,coming to Stockport Plaza, Mersey Square, Stockport, Cheshire, Washington's view of world leaders, as if we care. President Obama & The Tea Party Starring Global...

Tube strike broken by radical underground movement. 0
Phlegm 3 years
“Mice looking younger” nothing more than flattery... 2
Doylem 3 years
Poundland to be renamed One-pound-and-two-pence-land after January VAT rise. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Poundland to sell professional football clubs. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Recent snowfalls means that grass isn't greener on other side of the fence 1
surdoux 3 years

Millions of people (or at least 24) are bitterly disappointed to find that contrary to what they have been told, they will not have a better life if they moved next door. Recent heavy snow has put a...

Dr Foster went to Gloucester.....and was suprised by its low mortality rates 26
Milo Shame 3 years

(more nursery rhyme news soon)...

Subject: Fwd: FW: POSTAL SCAM at your home 8
Zadok the second 3 years

Can you circulate this around especially as Xmas is fast approaching - it has been confirmed by Royal Mail. The Trading Standards Office are making people aware of the following scam: A card is...

Wanger the Brazilian "star" switches from incapacity to inability benefit 18
arrghgarry 3 years
After a long lay off Wayne Rooney slips it in and scores on his return 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to Katie Waisell grannies house...

In an ironic twist, Obama calls in Joe the Plumber to fix WikiLeaks. 0
Phlegm 3 years

"For fuck's sake" says McCain-Palin campaign office...

Wikileaks: US diplomats found Duke of York ‘neither grand nor particularly old' 4
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
BSM calls in pest control after narked driving instructor gets bee in bonnet 0
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Katie Price and breasts split up, breasts hoping to get own show... 0
Doylem 3 years
Met Office promises a “barbecue winter”... 1
Doylem 3 years
Filming for 'Extreme Britain' cancelled after Ray Mears snowed in. 0
SingingHinny 3 years

Bear Grylls refuses to mobilise scouts...

More leaks ‘inevitable’ when thaw comes 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Met Office advises getting the barbecue out to keep warm 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Hope for Ireland as it realises it was mis-sold payment protection insurance 0
Moggsy 3 years