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Blair's memoirs 'coy' on progress toward Mid East peace, say nitpicking critics 0
la maga 3 years
Hague denies being member of the Fellowship of the Ring. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Feminist technophobe outraged at concept of “broad banned” 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Hitler implicated in 'no ball' scandal! 4
bobbynine 3 years

Hitler implicated in 'no ball' scandal!...

Hawkwind Announce Retirement, After Failed Re Release of ‘Spirit of Old Age’ 0
mugwump 3 years
Hague Told To 'Take it Like a Man' 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Politics is cruel. Lies, smears and mud slinging and that is just from those on your side. After internet rumours goaded Hague into an over the top statement senior party activists have said he...

Cat lady revealed as Bin Laden in disguise 0
Scroat 3 years

You can tell it's Friday...

Simon Cowell blasts BBC for X Factor / University Challenge clash 5
jp1885 3 years

Television producer and music impresario Simon Cowell has hit out against the BBC's decision to schedule their ratings blockbuster University Challenge opposite Cowell's lesser-know ITV show The X...

Judge grants gagging order on reporting of England v Bulgaria 6
Des Custard 3 years

A high court judge has granted an injunction against any press reporting of England's forthcoming football match against Bulgaria. In a landmark decision, Mr Justice Kenneth Penn said it was...

Political Correctness detained under Mental Health Act 0
3 years

It's something we've all suspected for years, but now at last authorities have acted to deal with the threat posed by the mentally unstable Political Correctness. "I've been warning that Political...

Hague: Going public was not easy but feels dogging is more in the open now 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and gradually being accepted by the Mr and Mrs public...

Indian waiter who pissed into customers melted butter is credited with inventing 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Ghee Whizz...

Fox Signs Deal With France For Unused Guns - 'Only Dropped Once' 0
IABP 3 years

Next stop Italy to buy factory sealed weapons...

Murray retains his Bristishness as he reaches the next round of the U.S Open. 0
Basil_B 3 years

He's due to lose it as soon as he gets knocked out...

UK drinking shows a big drop. Mostly of whisky. 0
exigo 3 years
David Miliband suspended from leadership battle after betting on no Balls 0
exigo 3 years
William Hague 'not bald' 8
jp1885 3 years

William Hague has issued a strongly-worded statement, dismissing allegations that the Foreign Secretary is, to all intents and purposes, completely bald, as 'utterly false'. Hague was forced to make...

Police hunting "The Glueman" fear spate of Copydex killings 5
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Transport minister 'horrified' after witnessing public transport first hand 1
Jimmy 3 years

Signs the cash-strapped cabinet are beginning to suffer the strain emerged yesterday, after transport secretary Philip Hammond was forced to travel by London bus. Aides have reported he has been...

Judge lambasts ex-MI6 man for failing to escape prison while on remand 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Bambi takes out restraining order on deer stalker 0
dicky37 3 years

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Classic FM Hall of Fame ‘ran out of music’ 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Popular classical music station Classic Fm today issued a statement confirming that it had in fact 'run out of music' for its Hall of Fame Top 300, and been forced to broadcast several pieces of...

William Hague, Chilean miners, out by Christmas 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 3 years
Chilean miner's squash tournament ends in chaos 1
Insomnia 3 years
Chile hopeful of 2012 Olympic Sardines gold medal 0
simonjmr 3 years
Andy Hamilton sent down Chilean tube to play Old Harry's game 0
ramblesnake 3 years
Two MPs Confirm They Both Used The Same Bike 0
IABP 3 years

The researcher is said to be unhappy about the revelations...

The Stig To Have His Own Cookery Programme - Stig's Kitchen 1
IABP 3 years

The BBC have confirmed that The Stig aka Ben Collins is to have his own half hour cookery show. The former soldier, Hollywood stunt man, journalist, presenter, chess champion, sculptor, triathlete,...

Hurricane Earl downgraded after failing to attend quarterly appraisal 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Next leader will be British says UKIP 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years