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Ken Clarke syas from now rioting prisoners will be given castlemaine XXXX 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

that will teach them ...

Jefferies says no link between blue hair and viagra 0
Trickster 4 years

Pizza loving poet Chris Jefferies has denied allegations that his hair is blue due to his excessive intake of viagra. "No, I dye it using that blue stuff you use for cleaning loos," said the TV Star...

‘Short, Sharp Shock’ updated to ‘Crisp’n Blunt’. More soon. 0
malgor 4 years
Colin Stagg 'fed up' with waiting for police visit 1
roybland 4 years
'Shouty' Hitler loses top spot in history pantheon 2
roybland 4 years

Hitler's place in history is under threat after he was described as 'a bit shouty' in a recent BBC broadcast. George Galloway made the comment on Radio 4's Today programme in a discussion about the...

Man prosecuted for leaving public toilet as he would expect to find it 4
Oxbridge 4 years

Colin Jefferson, a 38-year-old accounts clerk, has been given a fine of £500 and a conditional discharge at Swindon Magistrates Court for his conduct in a public toilet in the town's main shopping...

Brass Monkeys fear castration as Govt winter payments ceased, RSPCA called in 1
Trini 4 years
Minister tries to save Beatle Ringo Starr's former home 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Shuts hospital instead...

Pickles "exemplar for Big Society" claims Cameron. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

Clegg agrees...

Wavering Anglicans still waiting on a counter-offer from Man City 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Hugo Chavez press release... 0
victory V 4 years

'New Year's Revolution cancelled due to spelling mistake'...

UK's first 'performance pay' MP dies of starvation 2
Mrblacker 4 years

Andrew Hardisty, the first ever Member of Parliament to take a salary based on his performance, has died. He was 56. Mr Hardisty was elected to the seat of Shanklin South in the General Election on...

Guilty Man 'May Not Be Guilty', Say Police 0
De-scribe 4 years
DFS to pay customers to take furniture away 1
Mrblacker 4 years

The discount furniture chain DFS has confirmed it is to pay people upto £500 to take away sofas from their stores across the UK. In what's seen as the ultimate New Year giveaway, the firm said the...

World in shock as Liv Tyler finds second facial expression 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Clue from freed Scholar suspect, Police now looking for 'Fardel with Bare Bodkin 0
Rowly 4 years
Freedom of Former Suspect Starts Off Book and Film Auction War. 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Yapparazzi now say they never thought it was him anyway...

Popemobile’s new catholic converter ‘doing a great job’ 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Blatter’s proposal for a FIFA anti-corruption committee gets only two votes 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Government defends coin-operated street lights plan 5
Mrblacker 4 years

The Communities Secretary Eric Pickles is defending proposals to install coin-operated street lights in every city across England as 'a way to ensure councils spend the money we give them...

Sandringham a 'Fairy Tale Castle' says Kate. 1
DiY 4 years

"There is even a wicked step mother in situ!" she confided to the Royal correspondent from the Daily Wail...

Chuck Berry two months behind in rent claims Bristol landlord. 0
Milo Shame 4 years

(more soon)...

Weather fails to cause travel chaos in the West Midlands. 0
Zadok the second 4 years

Roads stubbornly refused to become gridlocked across the West Midlands yesterday as a mild weather warning issued by your aunt remained in place. Birmingham city centre was 'dangerously bustling'...

Chuck Berry "a quitter". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
"I can't afford to waste time with Facebook anymore", says Mark Zuckerberg 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Facebook replaces employee of the month with help FAQ entry of the month 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Prisons Minister says Ford rioters should be locked up 1
roybland 4 years
Stephen Hawking gives his Phone No as 0.1734682145 X 10 raised to 9 2
Rowly 4 years

(to within 9 significant places)...

New Guide-lines for Police Murder Investigations. 3
victory V 4 years

As a consequence of advances in psychological profiling, The Home Office today issued revised guidance for Police Officers conducting murder enquiries., Research fabricated by the Institute of...

Russian pop band in failed attempt to emulate Big Bopper 0
roybland 4 years