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A nation mourns: Where were you when David Miliband lost the leadership race!!

Over a year has now passed since the defeat of David Miliband by his victorious brother Ed Miliband, and with it the death of new Labour. A nation now reflects those momentous times and it's...

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simonjmr 28.09.11 3:51pm
Screenie
Saudi King lashes out at women drivers

says - Arabian caravans too complicated for women to reverse...

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witless 28.09.11 12:48pm
witless
Bramble as solid as ever in the box says Bruce

more to follow...

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tedweasel 28.09.11 3:07pm
Midfield Diamond
Hague infiltrates Labour Conference masquerading as a schoolboy

William Hague, masquerading as 16 year old schoolboy Wory Real, addressed the Labour conference and as usual, made the audience weep. In an excellent disguise (bright red wig borrowed from his ex...

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witless 28.09.11 12:26pm
witless
Another Gordon Brown promise broken - "Boom" and "Bust" to both go back into OED

Boffins at the Department of Words have confirmed the shock re-admission of the two words Gordon Brown promised to see the end of now that they are well and truly back in common use., "The burly...

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grottymonty 28.09.11 12:19pm
grottymonty
Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’

Shoppers were said to be shocked by the conventional appearance of actress Helena Bonham Carter and her film director partner Tim Burton in an Oxfordshire branch of Waitrose. ‘I was stunned,’...

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Clarky 28.09.11 12:19pm
Clarky
Employment market for hate-figures reaching saturation point, experts claim

An entire generation of aspiring arseholes could be forced to pursue meaningful employment as the job market for media hate-figures reaches saturation point, recruitment experts have warned. Tim...

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Qoxiivi 29.09.11 4:37pm
Gerontius
‘I didn’t mean to kill him’ - Jacko's medic on Involuntary Manslaughter charge 0
Midfield Diamond 28.09.11 12:06pm
Midfield Diamond
Lion King Auction

fails to make reserve...

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witless 28.09.11 1:37pm
beau-jolly
Whip manufacturer announces cut backs

Does that work? I got too confused and panicked. Note:, Title was originally:, Reduction in cut backs at Cat o' nine tails testing plant as rope prices sour but changed to current through...

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Screenie 29.09.11 8:57am
witless
Failure of drawing pin maker blamed on new tax 0
beau-jolly 28.09.11 11:23am
beau-jolly
Government urges NHS to minimise use of life prolonging drugs

If only it weren't true...

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spoole2112 28.09.11 11:22am
spoole2112
Rare crisps packets used by Gary Linekar in 1994 to be auctioned 1
simonjmr 28.09.11 11:43am
witless
Saudi's ban on women drivers is another example of 'Health and Safety gone mad' 0
Screenie 28.09.11 10:39am
Screenie
General, plotting to overthrow government, gets the putsch 0
greg various 28.09.11 10:29am
greg various
Family of late pacemaker inventor say "his heart will go on" 2
beau-jolly 28.09.11 2:47pm
Screenie
Man invents paper that wont cut for the office

and military grade cover-sheets for tactical warfare...

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gaijintendo 28.09.11 10:11am
gaijintendo
Striking striker Carlos Tevez was 'on a break'

It has been revealed that Carlos Tevez did not refuse to come off the bench against Bayern Munich in the Champions League yesterday, but was on his ten minutes every four hours break to which every...

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Screenie 28.09.11 11:29am
dvo4fun
John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John called on for Greece re-make. 0
RJWinter 28.09.11 9:36am
RJWinter
Saudi Woman Lashed in Drink Drive Shock 0
medici2471 28.09.11 9:17am
medici2471
Recession latest: door factory to close. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 28.09.11 8:31am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Burgled door furniture manufacturer announces 3000 knob losses 0
Iamthestig 28.09.11 8:14am
Iamthestig
MP Hemming's Cox Pussy Snatch Shock

the trial continues...

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medici2471 28.10.11 12:20pm
medici2471
Police taking theft of laughing gas from hospital 'very seriously'

a spokesperson giggled...

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Clarky 28.09.11 8:12am
Clarky
Jeremy Paxman set to interview Tevez about threatening to overrule Mancini 0
QorbeQ 28.09.11 7:29am
QorbeQ
Dog’s sphincter applies for heritage status.

The dog’s owner, Mr. Dale Farmer, said “any shit-hole can now apply, apparently”...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 28.09.11 8:06am
edmartin
Egg packing plant workers laid off

Due to competition from cheap imports...

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greg various 28.09.11 6:50am
greg various
THE CATALYST FOR THE "IRON CURTAIN SPEECH"

Many people, including those scholars who focus on recent British history, do, not know that Winston Churchill, who was normally never at a loss for, words, had a veritable desert in his mind after...

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yuri_nahl 28.09.11 8:16pm
Textbook
Jaded sign language interpreter just going through the motions 0
Dumbnews 28.09.11 4:13am
Dumbnews
Man thrown out of thai restaurant for not wearing one. 0
RJWinter 27.09.11 9:19pm
RJWinter