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Challenging day for Dr Christian as his mum guests on Embarrassing Bodies

Normally unflappable Dr Christian Jessen’s silky consulting skills were tested to their fullest today as his mother surprised him by guesting on his no-holds-barred medical show. Normally a...

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allmyownstunts 28.09.11 7:26am
Gerontius
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' shock. "I've never paid for it" says Pope

No more efforts to fit this gag in. Honest...

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dvo4fun 27.09.11 8:22am
dvo4fun
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' shock "I've never paid for it" claims Pop

No more soon I hope...

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dvo4fun 27.09.11 9:43am
dvo4fun
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' scandal: "I've never paid for it" boasts

More soon [hopefully the pope line hasn't disapeared on this version]...

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dvo4fun 27.09.11 8:17am
dvo4fun
Miliband launches attack on strippers.

There's better that can be done with this one, but I can't be arsed, and I have a meeting to go to...

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SpankyMonkey 27.09.11 8:15am
SpankyMonkey
in memoriam Michael Faherty or Fatharta, late of Co Galway - near Limerick

Mr Michael O'Fatharta of Galway, hisself combusted and passed all away., Within the benighted, his shite had ignited, and the pall still hangs over the Bay...

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edmartin 27.09.11 8:13am
edmartin
Berlusconi 'underage sex payment' scandal.' "I've never paid for it " 0
dvo4fun 27.09.11 8:11am
dvo4fun
UBS rogue trader distraught as he fails to get a financial scam named after him

Kweku Adoboli's attempt to have his name last forever through having a scam named after him has failed. In a ruling from the European Court of Financial Scam Names, his attempt to be nominated in the...

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brownpaperreporter 27.09.11 7:33am
brownpaperreporter
Men! Turn your Four AM tinkle into a tweet 0
Drylaw 27.09.11 7:32am
Drylaw
Milliband to give the Speech of hs life, of his life

All the party leaders will deliver make or break speeches this week, as is traditional. But Ed Milliband must give the speech of his life, of his life. Possibly even of his life. Some experts say it...

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ronseal 06.09.13 1:55pm
Titus
Hollywood Filmmakers Urged To Reconsider "Show, Don't Tell" Policy 0
Textbook 27.09.11 2:01am
Textbook
THE FUHRER RECITES

Comrades, in safe deposit box of the Schikelguber family, following masterpiece was discovered with used condoms with names of ladies written on same, apparent “trophy condoms” of future...

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yuri_nahl 26.09.11 11:35pm
yuri_nahl
Flash still won't work on new iPhone - but Cillit Bang does.

Bang. And the dirt, all your contacts and your entire iTunes library is gone...

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Boutros 26.09.11 11:37pm
Boutros
Onion, Newsbiscuit, Losing Audience To Fox News Online 0
Textbook 26.09.11 10:16pm
Textbook
Scandal: Shadow Chancellor a skinhead after Miliband shaves his Balls 0
Perks 26.09.11 10:00pm
Perks
Berlusconi found guilty - to be fed to the Christians

more to come...

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edmartin 26.09.11 9:56pm
edmartin
Microsoft attempts to win over middle classes with Awnings for Windows. 0
dominic_mcg 26.09.11 9:33pm
dominic_mcg
National Anthems are changing faster than they can be Recorded

The 2012 Olympics have been thrown into chaos by the surge in the number of national anthems. A spokesman for the London Symphony Orchestra, who are recording all the anthems for the forthcoming...

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apepper 26.09.11 9:22pm
apepper
Healthy living adds days to your life, but removes life from your days 0
Dumbnews 26.09.11 9:00pm
Dumbnews
Computer Simulations Verify that Shakespeare was Originally Written by Monkeys

New evidence has been found to support the theory that the entire works of Shakespeare were first written by a room of monkeys with typewriters. A recent excavation, just off Henley Street,...

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kga6 26.09.11 8:06pm
kga6
Box containing 200 things worth fuck all found in the solent 0
RJWinter 26.09.11 7:58pm
RJWinter
Miliband denies trialling prototype invisibility cloak

Due to appear in Liverpool tomorrow...

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medici2471 26.09.11 7:44pm
medici2471
Knox is diabolical, says Italian lawyer - breaking news from 1554

no more soon...

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medici2471 26.09.11 7:38pm
medici2471
Monkeys Write Shakespeare; "Hollyoaks is Next"

An experiment using millions of virtual monkeys has generated 99.99% of the complete works of Shakespeare. The programmer in charge commented, "Once this is complete, I thought what next? And...

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apepper 26.09.11 9:57pm
dvo4fun
Ed Balls apologises for not beating Miliband in leadership election

Plenty more soon....

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medici2471 26.09.11 9:30pm
edmartin
£150m of silver found over 1 mile under the Atlantic

In other news, Cameron buys Clegg a snorkel as an early Christmas present...

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Perks 26.09.11 6:44pm
Perks
Virtual Monkeys defeated by Windows online help. 0
Al OPecia 26.09.11 6:32pm
Al OPecia
Travellers to ply a different trade

"Need any legal advice mate, only I've got some left over from another job."...

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greg various 26.09.11 9:49pm
dvo4fun
Weapons company fires staff

Boom! Boom!...

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greg various 26.09.11 9:39pm
dvo4fun
Gordon Brown to give Ed Miliband lessons in sincerity, charm & 'natural warmth'

More later...

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dvo4fun 26.09.11 3:06pm
dvo4fun