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Best Fans In The World Criticize Team, Praise Selves

The undisputed greatest supporters in football have slagged of their team while congratulating themselves for never slagging of their team., Football fan Tom Hutton said, ‘We never got down on our...

Hooch 18.06.12 11:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Nalbandian (adjective) becomes first Argentinian based word in English language

The latin, french and Germanic domination of the English language is facing a challenge from an unexpected source, as a plucky Argentine has contributed a new word that could keep lexicographers...

ronseal 18.06.12 11:07pm
Irish team return from Euro 2012 without a single punt 0
antharrison 18.06.12 9:30pm
Alan Turing "Unable to complete Sun crossword"

Despite being recognised as one of the greatest intellectuals since the emergence of mankind, Alan Turing, the man who broke the German enigma cypher and is regarded as the father of the computer was...

antharrison 18.06.12 9:29pm
Office of Fair Trading to police candy floss standards 0
nickb 18.06.12 9:14pm
Scientific First at Leveson Inquiry

In a surprising development, that would be worthy of science fiction, a leading lawyer and team of researchers from UCL have discovered the presence of a ‘yoctotruth’ whilst going over footage of...

Icias 18.06.12 8:00pm
China's population control plan in tatters "Just a bloody abortion" say critics 1
dvo4fun 18.06.12 7:52pm
Euro 2012 knockout stages to be decided by quality of female cutaway shots

I'm trying to work, but if anyone wants to knock this into a full, ahem, entry, then feel free...

exigo 18.06.12 6:22pm
Nick Clegg seen at Heathrow boarding plane to Greece to form a hurried Coalition 0
simonjmr 18.06.12 3:56pm
Nalbandian and line judge to meet on undercard of Haye vs Chisora fight

The boxing promoter Frank Warren has announced that David Nalbandian and the line judge he injured at Queen’s Club on Sunday will settle their differences in the boxing ring. Warren has wasted no...

Vertically Challenged Giant 18.06.12 3:45pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Concentration camps failing to deliver improved focus, finds OFT 0
pere floza 18.06.12 3:13pm
pere floza
Olympics Opening Ceremony Back-Track

Following all of the negative comment about his “Green and pleasant Land” feature of the London Olympics Opening Ceremony, Oscar winning film director, Danny Boyle, has hurriedly changed plans to...

Radley 18.06.12 2:36pm
Excitement builds ahead of Wimbledon as players add physical assault to game

This summer’s Wimbledon championships are set to be the most eagerly anticipated in history after the traditional warm up event at Queen’s club left blood on the immaculately manicured grass,...

Vertically Challenged Giant 18.06.12 2:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
ATP reverse their decision. Nalbandian won by a thigh break.

More lost Nalbandian entries not coming soon...

Not Amused 18.06.12 1:08pm
Not Amused
Landscape gardener's master plan for backyard ends in tiers 0
Nick McCarr 18.06.12 12:19pm
Nick McCarr
Greece votes to completely stop spending money.

The world political stage was still reeling this morning after Greece's shock decision to stand completely still and avoid consuming anything until the debt crisis is over. Under unprecedented...

The Masked Frog 18.06.12 12:13pm
The Masked Frog
Church of England outsource gift shops to the Jesus and Mary chain 3
Scronnyglonkle 18.06.12 11:10am
Cameron: “They could have had the Falklands, not now”

David Cameron has announced today that he has changed his change of mind over the sovereignty of the brave Falkland Islands, after the brutal attack of Argentinean David Nalbandian on linesman Andrew...

Lucy4 18.06.12 9:17am
David Nalbandian to record cover of A Tribe Called Quest's "Can I kick it"

Yes he can More soon...

simonjmr 18.06.12 9:11am
Greece helps lubricate world economy. Turkey to feed world. 0
Nick McCarr 18.06.12 8:44am
Nick McCarr
Dad spoilt rotten on Father's day with a trip to the tip and mowing the lawn 0
simonjmr 18.06.12 8:40am
Greece elects ‘No Democracy’ Party to dismantle democracy. 0
Thor 18.06.12 8:02am
Future England managers to step down just 'a few weeks' before future tounuments

FA chairman David Bernstein has revealed that in the weeks running up to major international tounuments, England managers will step down from their roles and subsequently cause havoc in choosing a...

OllieChilton 18.06.12 12:31am
England prepares for Euro 2012 victory celebrations after winning a match

England prepares Euro 2012 victory celebrations after winning a match...

Mark Gregory 17.06.12 9:01pm
Mark Gregory
'Stick it up ya junta' Sun reporter tells Nalbandian.

Evil Argie cheat David Nalbandian made an early 'exocet' from the Queens tennis tournament final today after viciously attacking a British match official. The umpire had no choice but to disqualify...

MADJEZ 17.06.12 7:57pm
Potato Waffle sales soar due to product placement on ITV Euro's pundit chairs 0
charlies_hat 17.06.12 7:38pm
Weight Watchers website to use low calorie Cookies. 4
Zen 17.06.12 6:35pm
Garden centre chain decides to reintroduce plants for sale section

A spokesman for Greenfingers Garden centres, who own 20 garden centres said that they were going to revamp all of their centres. This comes after it was noted that they no longer had any plants. ...

tonyhill 17.06.12 6:10pm
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Duckworth Lewis Method To Be Used For Euro 2012 Knockout Stages

In a surprise move, UEFA President Michel Platini has announced plans to use cricket's Duckworth Lewis method to determine the Euro 2012 knockout stages. "We've had to face facts," said Platini,...

custard cream 17.06.12 4:12pm
custard cream
Nalbandian strikes first blow in renewed Falklands conflict. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 17.06.12 4:12pm
Al OPecia