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Royal gynaecologist to publish "warts and all" memoir 0
sydalg 23.07.13 10:59am
sydalg
Cameron announces block of porn policy, deviants praise collective noun clarity 0
topfotogmw 23.07.13 10:56am
topfotogmw
The Daily Express speculates that Kate may already be expecting second baby 1
simonjmr 23.07.13 10:54am
theinvisiblecitychannels
Confused Mafia victim wakes up to find horse's bed in his head...

Doctors say that he is in a stable condition...

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The Last Detail 23.07.13 10:43am
The Last Detail
Porn block sends gynaecology sites crashing 0
sydalg 23.07.13 10:33am
sydalg
Kate and William 'overjoyed' at arrival of first nanny. More soon 0
red 23.07.13 10:00am
red
First biography of royal baby hits the shelves 2
John Wiltshire 23.07.13 9:14am
Arthur
Royal baby to be callled Ryan...

Ryan Heir? I'm here all week...

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riesler 23.07.13 9:14am
Squudge
"Sorry I'm late," says Hewitt to waiting reporters. 0
Boutros 23.07.13 8:48am
Boutros
Lady Antonia Fraser suffering writer's block on Royal baby biography 0
Dick Everyman 23.07.13 8:47am
Dick Everyman
Navy admits HMS Kent celebration 'Was the closest match we had' 0
antharrison 23.07.13 8:43am
antharrison
Royal baby already suffering from hair loss 2
Dick Everyman 23.07.13 8:42am
Dick Everyman
Guardian announces 'Berth of rayol bobby' 2
John Wiltshire 23.07.13 8:33am
Squudge
Russia, Iran & N Korea Apply To Join Commonwealth After Birth Of New Royal Baby 1
Titus 23.07.13 8:23am
Dick Everyman
All dolphins are called Alan, proves dolphin linguist 0
simonjmr 23.07.13 7:59am
simonjmr
Streets Deserted For Papal Visit As Brazilians Watch Royal Baby News On TV

Pope gives up and goes home...

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Titus 23.07.13 7:47am
Titus
BNP refute claims of outsourcing work to the Ukraine 1
Scronnyglonkle 23.07.13 7:42am
Titus
"Are You Bastards Hacking My Phone?" Tweets New Royal Baby

"Perish the thought!" replies entire press corps...

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Titus 23.07.13 7:37am
Titus
Government claims that "most parents" trust the Tories to protect them from porn

In a statement to the House of Commons, the Prime Minister David Cameron claimed that most parents trusted the Conservatives to filter all of the pornography that is currently overwhelming the...

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AReader 23.07.13 7:37am
Squudge
Delight That Endless Royal Baby News Is Really Winding Up Miserable Republicans 4
Titus 23.07.13 7:36am
Arthur
Everything's rubbish says Twitter columnist in new webzine the Daily Trollograph

Media analysts report that new webzine The Daily Trollograph seems to be finding its feet with a brilliant new column by Alan Sugar. The column, Yes Lord Sugar, is described as the embodiment of the...

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ronseal 23.07.13 7:35am
AReader
Govt announces sweeping internet censorship measures

The British government today said it expects UK ISPs to supplant all online crticism of ‘child porn man’ David Cameron with selected Tory party political broadcasts. The plan, codenamed ‘Web...

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farmer giles 23.07.13 7:35am
Arthur
Dyslexic found camped by Paddington branch of SnappySnaps waiting for new prints

I'm here all week folks!...

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Smart Alex 23.07.13 7:31am
Titus
Chris Huhne talks about his divorce: couldn't live with a Pryce on his head.

More about Peter Andre's admission next week admits...

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Not Amused 23.07.13 7:24am
Not Amused
Royal baby named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

After its place of conception, god why was the tickerline so short!...

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Scronnyglonkle 23.07.13 7:14am
Scronnyglonkle
Reporter Camped Outside Lindo Wing 'Has Now Forgotten Where He Used to Live' 0
Titus 23.07.13 7:05am
Titus
Hidden New Baby "It's not The Green Hair Or The Two Heads, But He's Left Handed" 0
Titus 23.07.13 6:45am
Titus
Duchess of Cambridge reveals "we could not be happier"

She's obviously not experienced the joy of a benefits payment arriving a day early then...

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irreverendJ 23.07.13 6:27am
virtuallywill
French Magazine 'Closer' Secure Rights to Photograph Royal Baby's First Feed 1
ChairmanMouth 23.07.13 6:14am
Squudge
Duchess of Cambridge 'was present at the birth' announce Palace 4
blacklesbianandproudofit 23.07.13 6:09am
Lindy Moone