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Taliban leaders condemn "Daily Mail Law" : barbaric and inhuman

A coalition of Taliban Leaders announced today their opposition to the "barbaric and inhuman" regime of "Daily Mail Law" and said they would be campaigning against its adoption in parts of...

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steve_l 22.11.11 12:22am
FlashArry
Headline writers vote to strike.

No more to follow...

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reforse 21.11.11 11:50pm
CJWorkman
Mail on Sunday denies phone hacking, insists all stories are entirely fabricated

More to follow...

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reforse 21.11.11 11:46pm
CJWorkman
Revolutionary new cleaner will kill 'other 0.1% of all known germs' 8
Perks 21.11.11 11:27pm
The All New Jeni B
Miliband surprised at low valuation of Ed Balls by Antiques Roadshow expert

Labour leader Ed Miliband expressed disappointment at the low valuation placed on his Ed Balls by the Antiques Roadshow but assured watching viewers that he wanted to sell him anyway. "He may not be...

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21.11.11 11:02pm
Police force to fast track hard nosed detectives who don't play by the rules

The head of the UK police force announced drastic plans to fast track a special breed of unorthodox, heavy drinking, rule breaking detectives who have an uncanny knack of bringing scum bags to...

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Shandy 21.11.11 10:41pm
writinginbsl
‘Youngest’ expedition to South Pole abandoned after 3rd day without Twitter

Plucky 20 year-old Belinda Baron had to abandon her attempt to be recognised as the youngest person to reach the South Pole on skis, after becoming cut off from all social networks for nearly 72...

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21.11.11 10:39pm
writinginbsl
Couscous Rally in Cairo Causes Crowds to Swell Dangerously 1
Immunis 21.11.11 10:34pm
writinginbsl
Ampersand awarded "most efficient" logogram accolade. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.11.11 10:30pm
Al OPecia
Couple describe their fairy-tale romance as 'Grimm' 1
Smart Alex 21.11.11 10:27pm
writinginbsl
Man who lost his rag and his marbles tries metaphysical lost property office

or would do if he hadn't lost his bottle!...

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Smart Alex 21.11.11 10:13pm
Smart Alex
Domestic Violence defendant acquitted by High Court Judge: "She was used to it"

No more soon...

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dvo4fun 21.11.11 8:58pm
vertical
Domestos violence kills 99.9% of household 0
medici2471 21.11.11 8:53pm
medici2471
Blah blah [insert] High Court Judge blah blah [insert] 'used to it'

no more soon[honest]...

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dvo4fun 21.11.11 8:38pm
dvo4fun
Children in Need to become 18 rated drama

The BBC have started filming a 6 part mini series version of the popular family drama ‘Children in Need’ with a view to international sales. ‘We’ve been doing Children in Need as one off...

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Immunis 21.11.11 8:14pm
dvo4fun
Men who wear low slung jeans to be rounded up and shot

Young men who wear their trousers fashionably low slung will be rounded up and shot in a new government crackdown on awfulness. "It's rare that people show such clear indications of being giant...

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Shandy 21.11.11 7:55pm
Ironduke
High Court Judge's ruling "It's OK to assault Police as they're used to it"

more soon. no doubt...

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dvo4fun 21.11.11 7:20pm
Help for Heroes defends donations to Save the Cheerleader.

More to follow...

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reforse 21.11.11 7:18pm
reforse
Joey Barton latest to be accused in hacking scandal 0
kga6 21.11.11 7:10pm
kga6
"Cancer can give you cancer" claims Daily Mail 2
bonjonelson 21.11.11 6:38pm
Al OPecia
New Egyptian riots dismissed as "derivative and repetitious". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 21.11.11 6:32pm
Al OPecia
Pizza Hut announces immediate closure of all 56 Scots restaurants

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Jammydodgers 21.11.11 5:58pm
Jammydodgers
Sleep gives you cancer according to Daily Mail

The Daily Mail has senstaionally revealed new evidence which proves that sleep gives you cancer, after finding that 100% of cancer sufferers sleep on a regular basis. The DM takes causes of cancer...

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Shandy 21.11.11 5:29pm
Clarky
All EU Countries now blaming distint other EU countries for financial crisis

INFOTABLIC [code]Country - Countries Blamed, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, United Kingdom Italy, Spain, Austria Belgium, Portugal, Belgium Portugal, Germany, Bulgaria Hungary, Ireland,...

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gaijintendo 21.11.11 5:25pm
Clarky
David Cameron quits as PM to become builder...

All the 'right tools' are in the cabinet!...

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victimms 21.11.11 5:12pm
victimms
Tabloid press print Leveson evidence in full: "Yes, I'm a sex fiend!" says Grant 0
dvo4fun 21.11.11 5:10pm
dvo4fun
Optician invents the i-Glasses 0
Dumbnews 21.11.11 3:52pm
Dumbnews
Physicist with runny nose discovers infinite matter 0
Dumbnews 21.11.11 3:50pm
Dumbnews
Lybia promises Gadaffi Junior humane killing err... treatment

more shooting soon...

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dvo4fun 21.11.11 2:58pm
bonjonelson
Speed of light particles found to be Berlusconi's mojo escaping

Scientists at CERN have today told the world's media that the sub-atomic particles discovered last week moving faster than the speed of light were in fact trace elements of former Italian Prime...

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ianslat 21.11.11 2:52pm
ianslat