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Bin Laden may soon rival Hitler as Internet Forum base standard unit of badness 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Hitler's long rule as first choice base unit for evil on Internet forums is being challenged by a new entrant to the market. According to new research, Osama Bin Laden overtook Genghis Khan at the...

Local man finds the missing high school Calculus homework he swore he completed 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Ken vows to beat Boris by employing Lance Armstrong to run campaign. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'If Boris is spending all his time on a bike to promote himself, then i've got just the answer to beat him' said the scheming Mayor elect Livingstone...

Indian restaurant deported for immigration offences 2
Basil_B 3 years

A cheshire curry house raided by immigration officers last week will be deported indefinatley as part of nationwide action taken by UK Border Agency officers to tackle restaurants that are unlawfully...

Nick Clegg wins hot-air buffoon race. 0
afternoonslow 3 years

United Nations, N.Y., In what was expected to be a two horse race between U.S. President Barak Obama and Irans' President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in the “Hot-air Buffoon of the Year Speech” at the...

Government scraps Welsh Qwngos. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Camp owned by Bryan May said to be haunted by ghost of Freddie Mercury 0
Basil_B 3 years

'Good old Freddie, still camping it up even in death' said the big haired Queen guitarist...

Aggressive secularists urged to make sign of the V to Christians 0
roybland 3 years
Workers' Party prepares to anoint Dear Leader 0
roybland 3 years
Millipedes declare war on Centipedes 3
Sinnick 3 years

I'm sure this story has legs...

Hybrid vehciles built in Mexico now designed to run on avocados 0
Dumbnews 3 years
WHO warns of software obesity epidemic as vendors release more bloatware 0
Dumbnews 3 years

55MB to download Adobe reader?!...

Google launches book publishing concept with yellow page ads in the margins 0
Dumbnews 3 years
General Tso deported by FDA for health offenses 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Manistantly has bags removed from under his eyes 0
arrghgarry 3 years

when the wife burns his porn stash...

Clegg and Osborne To Fight It Out 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..re which one of them is going to be Cameron's fag...

Woman Who Has Out of Body Experience Finds Lithuanian has Moved into Her Body 1
IABP 3 years

A woman who was undergoing routine surgery was shocked to find a Lithunanian had moved into her body after she was having an out-of-body experience. Divorcee Mary Jenkins, 35, could not believe than...

Scientists look at deodorant for New Zealand's smelly Kiwi`s 1
arrghgarry 3 years

the world says about "f..ing time"...

Cameron To Emulate William the Conqueror 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

By turning the North of England into a wasteland. With a little help from glove puppet George, of course...

Joseph Fritzl appeals on the basis it`s one law for him and another 0
arrghgarry 3 years

for Woody Allen...

Sex chat model 'disappointed' man was just in it for the sex. 7
SingingHinny 3 years

Finding love is a tough task for the working professional, and it was for this reason that Emma Didsbury entered into the seedy world of internet sex chatrooms. The successful solicitor worked five...

Parliament to move ‘oop north' by 2011 2
ChrisHarrison 3 years

David Cameron has risked the wrath of his own Party by deciding to relocate the Houses of Parliament to the North of England. In what many are calling a ‘landmark decision’, the historic Palace...

Irish terrier threat raised from 'ankle' to 'knee' 0
exigo 3 years
Over enthusiastic treasure hunter digs so deep he unearths 33 Chilean miners. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Lindsay Lohan Goes Straight To Jail - does not collect $200 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Man suffers coronary after being fitted with a pacemaker endorsed by Usain Bolt 0
Basil_B 3 years
Soldier agrees he's a Hero and wins second medal for combating false modesty 0
roybland 3 years

A soldier awarded the George Cross yesterday readily agreed that he is a hero and that what he did to win the award wasn't just doing his job - nor was it what anybody else would have done in the...

Con-dems set up quango to condemn quangos 0
Sinnick 3 years
Animal Rights activists in uproar over Government taking axe to quangos 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Irish Terror Level Raised to Grrrrr 2
IABP 3 years