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BBC's "Play School" fails OFSTED inspection

Plans to revive the 70's children’s TV show "Play School" have been scrapped after it failed an inspection carried out by the Office for Standards in Education, Children's Services and Skills...

seymour totti 20.06.12 8:31pm
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Hodgson praises fan following Ukraine victory

England manager Roy Hodgson has credited part-time football enthusiast Michael Roe with single handedly winning Group D in EURO 2012., Window cleaner Roe, 65, masterminded England's success from his...

tedweasel 20.06.12 8:11pm
Iain Duncan-Smith "Poor people can rap their way out of poverty"

Ian Duncan-Smith has once again provoked controversy by arguing that all poor people can escape the poverty trap by rapping, and that he would be leading by example. "I'm the MP who's an MC!" He...

The Masked Frog 20.06.12 8:09pm
The Masked Frog
Concerns Deepen Over Worrying Disappearance Of Ben The Flowerpot Man

Children's TV favourite Ben the flowerpot man, one half of iconic duo Bill and Ben the flowerpot men, has stunned BBC top brass by going missing just days before the new series of the revamped once...

Duff 20.06.12 8:04pm
Jimmy Carr rues having agreed to guest present Have I Got News For You 0
Skylarking 20.06.12 7:53pm
Jimmy Carr puzzled as 40% of audience walk out. 0
Thor 20.06.12 6:29pm
Diplomatic tour in tatters as Aung San now 'hopelessly addicted' to Angry Birds 1
cinquecento 20.06.12 5:25pm
Ecuador embassy baffled at mystery dissappearance of diplomatic cables 3
bonjonelson 20.06.12 5:19pm
NHS puzzled by doctors written demands

The threatened doctors' strike looks set to continue as no-one can read their demands. "We've sent for a pharmacist to act as an interpreter, however my bet is that it'll turn out to be a virus...

apepper 20.06.12 5:13pm
Fifty Shades of Grey – The Musical

Theatre promoters in London’s west end have resorted to smacking bottoms in order to get bums on seats., The erotic ‘classic’ Fifty Shades of Grey is to be turned into a musical by Andrew...

Chris Hitchcock 20.06.12 4:20pm
Chris Hitchcock
Google +1 buttons to become Google +2 "just as soon as somebody else clicks one" 0
Boutros 20.06.12 3:49pm
Goals to boycott England game.

no more soon...

andhrimnir 20.06.12 3:42pm
Police Must Count To A Hundred Before Going After Assange - Court Rules.

The High Court has ruled that proper diplomatic procedure must be followed before the police are allowed to go looking for Julian Assange at the Ecuadorean Embassy. Chief Justice Thompson said...

daneade 20.06.12 2:51pm
"Let me know if his condition improves", says Bush on news of Mubarak's death 0
Dumbnews 20.06.12 2:23pm
Dave Lee Travis Walks Out During Meeting With Aung San Suu Kyi

Former Raidio 1 'jock' Dave Lee Travis has once more stunned friends and colleagues alike by sensationally walking out during a meeting with the Burmese pro-democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi. And...

Duff 20.06.12 1:44pm
Dress Code Police eject filly from Royal Ascot

A well known filly has been ejected due to her insisting on wearing a fascinator.I don't have the horsey/fashion know how to properly expand this, someone make my day and run with it, needs picture...

Gifblaar 20.06.12 1:13pm
"Spud Faced Nipper" found in eastern Europe disguised as Toupee'd Turnip 0
Vortx 20.06.12 12:11pm
Argentine President hit with advertising hoarding after accosting Cameron. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 10:02am
Mubarak suffering accute Al Megrahi syndrome say doctors. Freedom only cure. 0
MADJEZ 20.06.12 9:56am
Legal sources say Julian Assange’s Equadorian asylum bid is “bananas”

“He’d have to be a lunatic to seek asylum there” said lawyer Hugo Sanchez. “Venezuela with its American hating president and faster download speeds for Swedish porn is a far better bet.”...

Yikes 20.06.12 9:54am
Jemima Khan seaks Ecuador extradition advice 0
medici2471 20.06.12 9:40am
2012 Modesty Awards "not as good as last year" 0
seymour totti 20.06.12 8:35am
seymour totti
Wake Me Up To Make Some More Dough

Careless whispers are fanning flames of fear that legendary pop duo Wham is to reform for a one-off gig to celebrate thirty years since their first foray into the pop charts. Something that's sure to...

Duff 20.06.12 8:17am
Day 33 - Giant golden spliff reaches Carlisle 0
Haywood Manley 20.06.12 8:02am
Haywood Manley
Rooney's hair expected to be fit for quarter finals 0
medici2471 20.06.12 7:23am
Austrian village finds Great Wall of China

A new section of the Great Wall of China has been discovered just outside the Austrian village of Hallstatt. Alexander Scheutz, mayor of the World Heritage site announced that a perfect section of...

Gifblaar 20.06.12 7:15am
Theresa May Appeal

Late on Tuesday, I found British Home Secretary Theresa May in the cupboard under my stairs. As a signatory to the United Nations Universal Declaration for Human Rights, with an obligation to review...

papadom2 20.06.12 6:41am
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Majority of plastic surgeons admit to being "Jack Palance Fans".,,...

Al OPecia 20.06.12 6:37am
Jimmy Carr arrested in "Cash for Jokes" scandal

Tax avoiding comedian Carr was arrested yesterday in a sting that saw 2 undercover policemen pose as Arab sheikhs after rumours the sneaky jokesmith was selling lame one liners to the highest bidder....

The Masked Frog 20.06.12 6:27am
Scottish Parliament considers compulsory free sex

The Scottish Parliament’s proposals to make it an offence to pay for sex have been broadly welcomed. Robbie MacDuff, a former Girvan shipyard worker, expressed his support " I've spent a fortune...

medici2471 20.06.12 6:05am