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House builder goes to the wall. More soon. 2
ianrbland 09.03.12 8:22pm
writinginbsl
Cardboard cutout convention falls flat 1
Psycadelic Squirrel 09.03.12 8:19pm
writinginbsl
Lib Dems plan to target murderous psychopaths with Manson Tax 2
Skylarking 09.03.12 8:18pm
writinginbsl
Apple's new cosmetics app - the iBrowpencil

Its my first attempt...

1
Rootin Tootin 09.03.12 8:12pm
writinginbsl
Viewers thrown into turmoil over which shit to not watch.

Reacting to news that ITV's annual celebration of borderline mental illness "Britain's Got Talent" will be aired at the same time as the BBC's new flagship affront to humanity "The Voice UK", many...

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Haywood Manley 09.03.12 7:44pm
Haywood Manley
'Febreze for tents' masks stench of outdoors with fug of damp council flats

Febreze has launched a new air freshener, aimed at campers who are fed up with stench of the countryside. Available in a range of excitingly familiar odours, ‘Febreze Urbane’ masks even the...

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09.03.12 7:25pm
Perks
Scottish MP claims fine for drunken brawl is an attack on national culture.

More Sterotypes the noo, Jimmy. Falkirk MP., http://www.webtvwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/rab-c-nesbitt-logo.jpg...

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MADJEZ 09.03.12 7:08pm
paddyparkinson
"Mario Ballotelli needs to grow up", says Babysitter 0
paddyparkinson 09.03.12 7:06pm
paddyparkinson
Catholic Church Denies Existence of Normal Priests

The Roman Catholic Church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards homosexuality or paedophilia. This...

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medici2471 09.03.12 6:32pm
medici2471
Cardinal Says No to Gay Marriage Proposal

“I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment”, said Cardinal Keith O’Brien yesterday as he announced his controversial rejection of life partner Stephen Codrington’s proposal of marriage...

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Ablative Fabsolute 09.03.12 5:04pm
Ablative Fabsolute
Disco Inferno singer's widow has "no idea" what song to play at his cremation 0
grumblechops 09.03.12 4:33pm
grumblechops
Journalist sacked after failing to mention hair colour of female murder victim.

More implicit sexism soon...

0
John Ffitch-Rucker 09.03.12 4:09pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
'Mansion tax' will see increase in 'Monopoly Money'

Hasbro, the makers of the famous Monopoly game, have joined Labour in coming out in support of the Government's proposal for a 'mansion tax'. They have even called for them to go further and...

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Perks 09.03.12 4:05pm
Perks
Spectators shocked by orderly debate at Prime Minister’s Questions

Spectators in the public gallery at the House of Commons were shocked this week by what has been described as a ‘civilised, grown-up and orderly debate’ on key political issues, with no heckling...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 09.03.12 3:48pm
dvo4fun
Glut in supply of photos of Harry dancing with scantily-clad women set to worsen 0
Al McHogan 09.03.12 2:38pm
Al McHogan
World Wildlife Fund to set up refuges for battered fish.

"Apparently a particular problem in Scotland", says spokesman...

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Al McHogan 09.03.12 2:33pm
Al McHogan
World's seabirds "falling". More soon.

no wonder they're going extinct...

0
Al OPecia 09.03.12 2:06pm
Al OPecia
Hamilton improves laptime after pressing the red button

Unfortunately he had just changed his video feed to Sebastian Vettel!...

0
gwalker2805 09.03.12 1:36pm
gwalker2805
Men-only clubs "illegal" says W.I.

International Women's Day - My arse!...

0
beau-jolly 09.03.12 1:06pm
beau-jolly
Judge Lifts Super Injunction on Walkers Crisps Mystery Flavour's identities 0
paddyparkinson 09.03.12 12:49pm
paddyparkinson
Sweeney remake leads to growth in cardboard box industry. 0
seymour totti 09.03.12 12:46pm
seymour totti
Milibands engulfed in siblings discount scandal

Even at the peak of the MPs' expenses debacle, the Miliband brothers were routinely claiming a siblings discount wherever and whenever they could, the Parliamentary Scandals Committee revealed today....

0
Boutros 09.03.12 12:39pm
Boutros
Apple to introduce new product prefix.

Apple Corporation, makers of the iPad and iPod, have announced their intention to launch a new series of products with a new two letter prefix. An Apple spokesperson explained "Successful as 'i' has...

0
weematt 09.03.12 12:35pm
weematt
Adoption:Cameron makes it easier to get rid of unwanted children, Clegg worried. 0
MADJEZ 09.03.12 12:03pm
MADJEZ
Product branding association formed - uBetterNot

Leading brand owners have formed an association (uBetterNot) to protect their rights to the use of a symbol (usually lower case alpha ) joined to another (usually capitalised) word. A well known...

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weematt 09.03.12 11:31am
weematt
Catholic Church excommunicates God: Pope Benedict XVI unrepentant. 0
Shaun McGrath 09.03.12 9:57am
Shaun McGrath
Basil Brush tragically gassed in urbane fox cull 0
cinquecento 09.03.12 9:39am
cinquecento
The French Foreign Legion seeks independence after Sarkozy comments

Sarkozy to deport himeself in retrospect for his Hungarian Grandfather staying in France. More soon...

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simonjmr 09.03.12 8:56am
Griffin
Apple in dispute with China over iChing

more litigation predicted...

5
nostra da mouse 09.03.12 8:52am
arthurminnit
Helen Mirren ready to replace deceased Queen for Diamond Jubilee celebrations

Following advice from top level contingency planning experts, it is understood that the Government has taken steps to ensure that the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations will not be marred by her...

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Stan 09.03.12 8:52am
Perks