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Nigel Havers Checks a Cricket's Testicle For Cancer Lump During Bushtucker Trial 0
IABP 3 years

Devoted couple Cameron and Clegg to marry next year. 5
Stan Laurel 3 years

[i]Topical NiB in search of a punchline. Help please![/i] The post recession gloom has been lifted by the news that David Cameron and Nick Clegg are to marry next year after a whirlwind romance. ...

'Common People Can Cheer' Says Palace. 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Preferably from a distance'...

Kate Middleton to insist on prenuptial agreement 1
roybland 3 years
Wills and Kate opt for "Family only " Wedding. Harry "gutted". 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Wetherpoons shares surge. Osborne budgets for royal wedding. 0
antharrison 3 years
Max Mosely hope to see royal couple "Tie the knot" 0
antharrison 3 years
Chavs hear of Royal engagement after mention on I'm a celeb and Sky sports 1. 1
MADJEZ 3 years

'Don't listen to the new me' said one...

CERN admit using pictures taken down a collider-scope 4
Mr.3374 3 years
Kate sends Wills to H Samuels after 'used ring' gaff. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Kent couple dismayed as their engagement is made public 2
Basil_B 3 years

Bognor couple Bill Windsor and Kat Middleton were in shock after having their engagement announced across the general media today., 'I couldn't fuckin believe it' snapped an irate Bill ' I only...

Ford Dealers In Denton County congratulate Will and Kate!! 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
News blackout and royal schmaltz NOT a sign of armageddon, BBC reassures viewers 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Fears that a meteor shower is wiping out earth or alien invasion proved groundless today, as the cause of a total news black out and blanket of broadcasting blandness turned out to be a royal wedding...

Royal Wedding Latest: NewsBiscuit website crashes. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Royal family announces block booking of news programs for next 12 months. 0
martin2381 3 years
Kate's father turns William down. Holding out for someone with better prospects. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Prince William and Kate decline invitation to honeymoon in Gugulethu 1
roybland 3 years
Prince Harry Not Sure If His Dad Will Attend The Wedding But Will's Dad Will Be 0
IABP 3 years
Daily Mail's Femail readers report first orgasms in 30 years. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
This Year’s Top Christmas Presents 0
ianslat 3 years

Nick Clegg puppet (warning – only suitable for use by senior Tory party officials), Al Qaeda home chemistry set, Andy Coulson DIY phone tapping kit, Pakistani cricket score prediction game,...

"So, just how uncommon are helicopter crashes?" asks Prince Phillip 8
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Race on to win bid for commemorative wedding landmine. 1
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Recession officially over! says commemorative plate manufacturers ... 1
Kramaring 3 years
Marriage to ‘commoner’ millionaire’s daughter won’t cheapen royalty, says Palace 0
jp1885 3 years
Suu Kyi release secures 100% boy/girl/boy/girl royal wedding seating plan. 0
J-Bird 3 years
Millions of epileptics fall prey to royal engagement news footage 0
jp1885 3 years
UK Matrix Servers Experiencing Capacity Problems. 1
justinsm 3 years

The server farm that hosts the UK level of The Matrix simulation has been running at reduced capacity all day. An unexpected overrun in planned maintenance has caused a noticeable reduction in the...

UK Government Announces Compensation Settlement 0
custard cream 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron today confirmed 'substantial' compensation payments to former girlfriends of Prince William. "Now that he has announced his intention to get married next year, we know...

Charles Happy That Katie Has Diana's Ring As It Was a Lot Tighter Than Camilla's 0
IABP 3 years
Middleton Parents 'unsure' about Prince William's hip-hop past 0
J-Bird 3 years The parents of Kate Middleton, bride-to-be of Prince William, were said today to be delighted at the news...