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Political Correctness detained under Mental Health Act 0
3 years

It's something we've all suspected for years, but now at last authorities have acted to deal with the threat posed by the mentally unstable Political Correctness. "I've been warning that Political...

Hague: Going public was not easy but feels dogging is more in the open now 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and gradually being accepted by the Mr and Mrs public...

Indian waiter who pissed into customers melted butter is credited with inventing 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Ghee Whizz...

Fox Signs Deal With France For Unused Guns - 'Only Dropped Once' 0
IABP 3 years

Next stop Italy to buy factory sealed weapons...

Murray retains his Bristishness as he reaches the next round of the U.S Open. 0
Basil_B 3 years

He's due to lose it as soon as he gets knocked out...

UK drinking shows a big drop. Mostly of whisky. 0
exigo 3 years
David Miliband suspended from leadership battle after betting on no Balls 0
exigo 3 years
William Hague 'not bald' 8
jp1885 3 years

William Hague has issued a strongly-worded statement, dismissing allegations that the Foreign Secretary is, to all intents and purposes, completely bald, as 'utterly false'. Hague was forced to make...

Police hunting "The Glueman" fear spate of Copydex killings 5
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Transport minister 'horrified' after witnessing public transport first hand 1
Jimmy 3 years

Signs the cash-strapped cabinet are beginning to suffer the strain emerged yesterday, after transport secretary Philip Hammond was forced to travel by London bus. Aides have reported he has been...

Judge lambasts ex-MI6 man for failing to escape prison while on remand 0
andhrimnir 3 years
Bambi takes out restraining order on deer stalker 0
dicky37 3 years

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Classic FM Hall of Fame ‘ran out of music’ 3
Zadok the second 3 years

Popular classical music station Classic Fm today issued a statement confirming that it had in fact 'run out of music' for its Hall of Fame Top 300, and been forced to broadcast several pieces of...

William Hague, Chilean miners, out by Christmas 0
Pabst Blue Ribbon 3 years
Chilean miner's squash tournament ends in chaos 1
Insomnia 3 years
Chile hopeful of 2012 Olympic Sardines gold medal 0
simonjmr 3 years
Andy Hamilton sent down Chilean tube to play Old Harry's game 0
ramblesnake 3 years
Two MPs Confirm They Both Used The Same Bike 0
IABP 3 years

The researcher is said to be unhappy about the revelations...

The Stig To Have His Own Cookery Programme - Stig's Kitchen 1
IABP 3 years

The BBC have confirmed that The Stig aka Ben Collins is to have his own half hour cookery show. The former soldier, Hollywood stunt man, journalist, presenter, chess champion, sculptor, triathlete,...

Hurricane Earl downgraded after failing to attend quarterly appraisal 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Next leader will be British says UKIP 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Ashley Cole misses deadline to announce his squad of 25 slappers for this season 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Judge looking forward to giving Cheryl Cole a "quickie" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Beckham hopes 11 September return goes with a bang 0
simonjmr 3 years
Cat let out of the bag and into the frying pan in tragic metaphor mix-up 5
3 years
Timid vicar becomes fire & brimstone cleric each Sunday denies having altar ego 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Adrian Chiles’ face banned from appearing on new breakfast show before 8:00 am 4
Stan Laurel 3 years

Daybreak, ITV’s new flagship breakfast programme, was launched today with pug faced presenter Adrian Chiles not being allowed to appear in front of the camera until 8:00 am following an Ofcom...

God sent off during inter-deity match following 'Hand of God' incident 0
dicky37 3 years

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Chilean government plans to infiltrate and break up underground gang 0
dicky37 3 years

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Mary Bale fined by council for putting cat in wrong bin. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years