Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Eddie Large Seen Shopping At Tesco

Apparently every Little Helps...

1
GillsImp 21.04.12 6:30pm
GillsImp
Bert Weedon fans fretting 0
Smart Alex 21.04.12 6:08pm
Smart Alex
Met Office Reveals Secret Drought Cure

The Met Office revealed today that they have "have always been able to make rain whenever we wanted", said spokesman Urban Dreich, "but the water companies wanted bigger profits". He revealed that...

0
GreyWolf 21.04.12 4:50pm
GreyWolf
More trouble for Theresa May as Jordan expert gives warning

"Jordan can't be trusted.", that's the message from expert, Peter Andre...

0
apepper 21.04.12 4:48pm
apepper
Pet owners call on government to do more to help with the cost of keeping dogs

People who buy dogs that they can’t really afford are calling on the government to do more to help with the cost of food, vet bills and paying somebody else to walk them. A recent study found that...

18
Vertically Challenged Giant 21.04.12 3:08pm
Drylaw
Simon Cowell backs UK immigration services: "Britain running out of talent..." 0
JJH88 21.04.12 2:37pm
JJH88
Colin Myler: "Hacking was easy. Just need two Pot Noodle cups and bit of string" 0
JJH88 21.04.12 2:28pm
JJH88
Breivik: "I played COD for assault training, GTA in case of incarceration..."

Avid gamer and part time mass murderer Anders Breivik confirmed he is "fully prepared" for his sentence after his extensive video game training. The potato headed extremist claims he played Grand...

0
JJH88 21.04.12 1:48pm
JJH88
All Aviva's sacked workforce to claim on their Aviva PPI 0
Tomfinger 21.04.12 11:17am
Tomfinger
Bullingdon Club to disrupt London Marathon in protest at common people in sport

They plan to steal policemen's helmets, let off fire extinguishers and de-bag oiks. “Bonkers” Johnson will use his stockpile of traffic cones, collected over the last three years, to cause...

2
Ian Searle 21.04.12 11:08am
Ian Searle
Humiliated Prince admits hit single 1999 is now dated

Pop giant Prince, whose real name is Oblong Wallis, has revealed that even he laughs himself to tears over the fact that his massive hit 1999 is now referring to a date that has already happened. In...

0
yens123 21.04.12 10:18am
yens123
Bahrain GP bosses breathe sigh of relief as Trenton Oldfield scraps protest

Boat protester Trenton Oldfield admitted his hopes of disrupting the Bahrain Grand Prix are in tatters after failing to secure a reasonably priced airfare on lastminute.com. Mr Oldfield said: “It...

0
Yikes 21.04.12 10:15am
Yikes
A Lorry carrying Frozen Peas crashes on M1

Another driver following close behind claims to have had a Birds Eye view...

13
GillsImp 21.04.12 8:31am
Rhoda Borrocks
Bahrain Grand Prix looks like being Shiite 0
Yikes 21.04.12 6:19am
Yikes
Popstar Kelis suffers milkshake slump

THE percentage of boys brought to the yard by American popstar Kelis' milkshake has fallen for a ninth straight year., According to today's Financial Times, just 37% of all boys were drawn to the...

6
clicktingstampz 21.04.12 1:04am
Buddha
Ah stuff it, it wasn't that funny 2
Skylarking 20.04.12 11:12pm
Ironduke
Calls for Silverstone Grand Prix to be cancelled after recent UK riots. 0
MADJEZ 20.04.12 10:58pm
MADJEZ
Warsaw exorcist accused of moving the Pole ghosts 2
nickb 20.04.12 9:45pm
Yikes
Press frenzy as Pippa pistol-whips reporter with butt. 0
pinxit 20.04.12 9:44pm
pinxit
Governmet orders urgent recall of all Ralph Fienne autographs

The Government was on high alert yesterday after news broke that not all Ralph Fienne autographs may be authentic. The tip off came when actor Liam Neeson admitted people often mistake him for fellow...

0
bananaman 20.04.12 9:30pm
bananaman
100% of 15 Year Old Boys Have Had Sex

A new government report to be published this afternoon has revealed that every 15 year old boy has had sex. The leader of the report, Lord Hanson said, ‘Most have had intercourse numerous times and...

0
Hooch 20.04.12 9:22pm
Hooch
BA: Bird strike forces Dagenham Ford factory to close. 0
woodymellor 20.04.12 9:11pm
woodymellor
George Osborne refuses to Gift Aid £10bn loan to the IMF 0
Mandy Lifeboat 20.04.12 7:27pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Ambassador wives plea to Asma Assad: 'Stop outbidding us on ebay for Prada bags' 2
Skylarking 20.04.12 6:57pm
Hurrumph
Family season ticket threat leads Norwich City FC to apologise to teenager

Norwich City FC withdrew their complaint against a teenager accused of hacking their website after his family threatened not to renew their season tickets., After checking the address on their fan...

2
Not Amused 20.04.12 6:41pm
Zen
Man Studying For a Masters Degree in Lancashire Finally Gets Aclaim

At the award the award ceremony he commented "I'm Morecambe and Wise"...

0
GillsImp 20.04.12 6:02pm
GillsImp
Ched Evans finally gets the gaol he was due 0
charlies_hat 20.04.12 5:51pm
charlies_hat
Modest Abu Hamza insists: “Learning to play jazz sax required a lot of practice"

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hamza3.jpg Sensational hook-handed saxophonist, Abu Hamza al-Masri gave his UK farewell performance last night, rounding off his sell-out...

0
JJH88 20.04.12 4:47pm
JJH88
Darth Vader admits bring your son to work day a "failure"

High ranking imperial official, Mr D. Vader has conceded that the recent bring your son to work day had unexpected side effects. "If I'd known he was going to attempt to kill my boss, I'd have...

0
apepper 20.04.12 4:20pm
apepper
Ecclestone: Kabul violence nothing to do with F1 0
Old Hat 20.04.12 4:19pm
Old Hat