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Royal love triangle - Prince Charles wanted Hydrangea as Foreign Secretary

Buckingham Palace confirmed today “with great reluctance” that in January 1997 Prince Charles lobbied Prime Minister John Major to sack Foreign Secretary Malcolm Rifkind and replace him with a...

18.10.12 3:34pm
Samaritans criticised for cold calling campaign

Following a huge number of complaints to Ofcom, the national charity Samaritans has been criticized for embarking upon a cold calling campaign across the UK. Enraged customers have complained of...

Dick Everyman 18.10.12 2:27pm
Emmerdale live episode hailed as "less wooden and almost lifelike" 0
simonjmr 18.10.12 1:58pm
File sharing paedophiles receive torrent of abuse 9
charlies_hat 18.10.12 1:50pm
Dick Everyman
Mounting concerns that pop star ‘could be ageing’

Recent photographs of a pop star have alarmed former fans, which hint at an artiste struggling to resist the inevitability of ageing. Online commentator ‘Pop Bitch’ has drawn attention to...

Runestone Cowboy 18.10.12 1:38pm
Milburn/Mitchell joint statement: 'More plebs should have access to university' 0
dammit 18.10.12 1:17pm
Pick-Pocketing Crime Up....

.Top pockets only?...

Jesse Bigg 18.10.12 1:14pm
Jesse Bigg
Aquafresh battle swearing with it's new 'soap and water' mouthwash

Aquafresh have today announced the latest addition to their range, the new 'soap and water' mouthwash. Targeted at parents with 'sweary' children, it ensures they can carry out their disciplinary...

Perks 18.10.12 1:10pm
Tazered blind man "offered little resistance" 7
seymour totti 18.10.12 12:42pm
Holly Willoughby has egg over face at sperm hoax. We hope its egg say ITV.

MADJEZ 18.10.12 12:42pm
Las Vegas Hotel to promote gambling in lobby via new Check-in and Chips service

Check-in in a basket. US machismo society annual conference ends in brawl after delegate told "he's to check-in" More soon...

simonjmr 18.10.12 10:06am
Man sues Dwarf company

Lonely Bolton man sues Dwarfs Are Us after buying a 28 year old male dwarf as a friend and companion.I thought hed be a perfect companion and someone I could talk to said Jeramiah Katang,when he...

Mr Molester 18.10.12 10:04am
Mr Molester
Tesco's Middle East expansion sees fall in prophets 0
Dick Everyman 18.10.12 9:43am
Dick Everyman
"We were only preventing bedsores" claim Lancashire Police More soon...

simonjmr 18.10.12 9:32am
Man's sight DOSE'NT improve after Taser treatment. 6
Ian Searle 18.10.12 9:17am
Prague man impaled on wooden fence upright. 0
sigmund 18.10.12 9:09am
Leeds man hopes to deter trick or treaters

after purchasing outrageous glasses, blonde wig, nylon tracksuit, and cigar...

Smart Alex 18.10.12 8:28am
Ryan air announces plans to weigh passengers and charge for excess fattage 0
gregle 18.10.12 7:38am
"Blind Zapper" Cop had form

The 'blind rage' Officer faces 'tea no biscuits' meeting with red faced Superintendents after latest in a string of similar incidents results in blind man getting tazered in a case of weapon...

Newsquelch 18.10.12 7:16am
Rock on Mars

NASA experts think they’ve found a 25cm rock in a crater on the surface of Mars, but they can’t be sure as Mars is 300 million km from Earth., ‘It could just be a dead bug on the Mars...

Mafaking Carwongo 18.10.12 12:25am
Mafaking Carwongo
Hole in Bucket Enquiry

Police arrest Dear Liza...

Mafaking Carwongo 18.10.12 12:24am
Mafaking Carwongo
Teresa May Apologises

Teresa May says sorry for the sad ‘vegetarian party’ quip she made during her conference speech last week, inferring that veggies were soft on law and order., The Home Secretary went on to say...

Mafaking Carwongo 17.10.12 11:45pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Toady in Parliament - the Trades Union Debate

MPs blamed the Painter & Decorators for glossing over details., 'It's all fabrication' said Textile workers. Backed by the Upholstery union's ''We have nothing to cover-up'. Plumbers tried...

Mafaking Carwongo 17.10.12 11:33pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Czech man with no heart dies,George Osbourne worried. 0
JETFAB 17.10.12 10:59pm
A plaidophile walked into a hotel... 0
The All New Jeni B 17.10.12 10:21pm
The All New Jeni B
Korean pop sensation dances 'Gingham Style' in Bethlehem hostelry 1
charlies_hat 17.10.12 10:18pm
The All New Jeni B
Police mistake wheelchair user for terrorist in armoured personel carrier

More soon....

17.10.12 10:16pm
BBC football reporter suspended for “disrespect”

The BBC today apologised to amateur football team Yokel Hamlet AFC after a BBC reporter described them as, “crap”, and, “not having a hope in hell”, in their FA cup draw with Premiership team...

PeterB 17.10.12 9:57pm
Prague airport employee lays a little egg on departures desk 1
Idiot 17.10.12 9:44pm
Starbucks release new tax-efficient menu

Soppachino: A bitter drink full of froth, served in another country for tax reasons Double mocker: One with a receipt and one without, strictly cash only Skinny Blasé: a favourite with our...

17.10.12 9:06pm