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Drinks industry to re-position weekly alcohol unit limits as ‘Your 3-a-day’

Responding to a recent MPs' report calling for a re-think of alcohol guidelines in the UK the Portman Group, a body representing the alcoholic drinks industry, has proposed "re-imagining" current...

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Re Pete 09.01.12 11:57am
Re Pete
Male aide braces himself as Anwar Ibrahim is discharged after two years

more coming soon...

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medici2471 09.01.12 11:55am
Sinnick
League Managers’ Association Vacancy: Director of Referee-Slagging

Following the departure of manager Neil Warnock from Premiership Club Queens Park Rangers, the League Managers’ Association (LMA) are seeking a new Director of Referee-Slagging. The successful...

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Midfield Diamond 09.01.12 11:55am
Midfield Diamond
Half a grapefruit, cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks still missing

As Anthony Worrall-thomson celebrated his release from custody by throwing a celebratory party at his home, the manager of the branch of Tesco which caught him shoplifitng has revealed that half a...

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allmyownstunts 09.01.12 11:54am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Premier League's 'December manager of the month' is another 'shock result'

After a Christmas period full of strange results in the Premier League, The League Managers' Association (LMA) have delivered yet another surprise in announcing their December's manager of the month...

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Perks 09.01.12 11:24am
writinginbsl
Tourettes registrar sacked, Ed Balls' birth certificate changed back to Jones 0
cinquecento 09.01.12 9:54am
cinquecento
Coalition casts bait to catch Salmond and Sturgeon 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Duchess of Cornwall spotted at ‘War Horse’ premiere 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:21am
Duncan Biscuit
Comparison to Ed Balls ‘very offensive’ says Tourette’s sufferer 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:20am
Duncan Biscuit
Hundreds of cinemas to close following release of ‘The Iron Lady’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:19am
Duncan Biscuit
All Antony Worrall Thompson recipes now to begin ‘Take and pay for’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:19am
Duncan Biscuit
House of Commons bar to shut on 2 days a week. 1
Ostsee 09.01.12 9:14am
Griffin
Anwar Ibrahim claims career is buggered despite being found innocent 0
charlies_hat 09.01.12 9:00am
charlies_hat
Death of Sandringham girl in reindeer Xmas jumper 'inexplicable' says Philip 0
cinquecento 09.01.12 8:56am
cinquecento
Dead woman found at Sandringham ‘only a foreigner'

explains relieved Diane Abbott...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 09.01.12 8:53am
cinquecento
Cinemas to inflate ticket prices for The Iron Lady to immerse viewers in 80s 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 8:46am
nickb
"I had my 2 drink free days in 1995 and 2003" says Charles Kennedy

MPs have recommended that people have 2 drink free days. In a confused statement, former Lib dem leader Charles Kennedy claims that he's already had his two - in 1995 and 2003. MPs have responded...

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apepper 09.01.12 8:46am
apepper
LVA uproar at Government's "two dry days a week" advice 0
Scroat 09.01.12 8:34am
Scroat
iPhone 5 to include ‘Pray as you Go’ app to give direct access to Steve Jobs

Apple are rumoured to be close to confirming more details about the eagerly iPhone 5, and that one of its key new features will be touchless ‘pray as you go’ technology allowing users to connect...

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fernandomando 09.01.12 8:31am
Scroat
Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 09.01.12 7:43am
Griffin
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 12:03am
dvo4fun
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 08.01.12 11:53pm
antharrison
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 08.01.12 8:30pm
medici2471
Ed Balls ticked off with Tourette's label

More to follow in a tick...

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apepper 08.01.12 7:54pm
apepper
Cameron attributes Tourettes remarks to ‘cultural differences’

Language used ‘doesn’t have offensive overtones for someone with his background at Eton’; lack of familiarity with ordinary English life means that Prime Minister ‘can’t be expected to...

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muchofamuchness 08.01.12 7:05pm
dvo4fun
Camden Man Loses Life But Finds Keys. 0
sredni vashta 08.01.12 6:56pm
sredni vashta
Meryl Streep to play Arthur Scargill in The Anthracite Man 2
roybland 08.01.12 6:36pm
Ostsee
Headline writers agree, 'man with tourettes' is a great ticker 1
Perks 08.01.12 4:20pm
Dignitas to provide a mobile clinic for people in rural areas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.01.12 3:37pm
dominic_mcg
Mrs T

Apparently new movie The Iron Lady has had to be given an 18 certificate,as it’s unsuitable for miners! film at 11...

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waggy 08.01.12 3:31pm
allmyownstunts