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Fire Brigade finding creative ways to beat hosepipe ban

Firefighters in areas affected by the hosepipe ban are making a splash with their imaginative new water delivery systems. Firemen in North London were initially angry with water bosses' decisions to...

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kga6 23.04.12 4:59pm
kga6
Nick Griffin to 'camp it up a bit' following success of Marine Le-Pen 0
Mandy Lifeboat 23.04.12 4:54pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Man not going anywhere nice for the holidays banned from every hair salon in UK

A Croydon man who admitted he's not going anywhere nice for his holidays and that he hadn't got any plans for Xmas has been banned from every branch of Hair Associates in the country. A judge...

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ronseal 23.04.12 4:50pm
nickb
Dangerous fish to be chipped

Sorry weematt!...

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bonjonelson 23.04.12 4:48pm
bonjonelson
Germany starting World War III, “looking less likely.”

Following the success of extreme Right Wing candidate Marine Le Pen in the French election and growing fears over Iran’s plans for their uranium enrichment plants fears that the Germans will start...

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Hooch 23.04.12 4:42pm
Hooch
30 years on Sinclair Spectrum owners still wait for Manic Miner to load. 0
MADJEZ 23.04.12 4:36pm
MADJEZ
RIP: Betty's Hot Pot

Thousands of Coronation Street fans were in mourning over the weekend over the loss of one of the programme’s favourite stars. Viewers wore black clothes and armbands to mark the passing of one...

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Mark Gregory 23.04.12 4:16pm
Mark Gregory
Man with team of archers and a gigantic catapult may have had "siege mentality'

A man dressed in chainmail, with a massive sword, an enormous catapult capable of firing boulders and a team of archers was accused of developing a siege mentality yesterday, after he tried to cut...

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ronseal 23.04.12 3:50pm
weematt
Muamba goes down too easily, claims Ashley Young

Friend of Ashley Young have defended him against charges of diving, saying that other footballers go down far more easily. "I saw an incident with Fabrice Muamba where the bloke went down like a...

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ronseal 23.04.12 3:36pm
ronseal
Sarkozy seeks animal votes

Dog votes, cat votes, wild animal votes, horse votes, snail, frog votes whatever. oxbridge, sort this mess out. :-)...

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yens123 23.04.12 3:27pm
yens123
Japanese WWII veteran emerges from hiding and asks "goal line technology?"

A Japanese soldieretc...

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ronseal 23.04.12 2:56pm
ronseal
'Man Wants To Have Sex With Cheryl Cole' Shocker 0
Hooch 23.04.12 2:11pm
Hooch
French prepare for "I'm not racist, but..." debate in race for Presidency.

No Moors soon...

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SingingHinny 23.04.12 2:05pm
SingingHinny
New range of hold-alls “could allow passengers to fly as their own hand luggage”

American baggage giant Superpak has designed a range of ‘climb-in’ cases and bags which could allow people to board planes in their own baggage, cutting the cost of air travel significantly for...

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nickb 23.04.12 1:59pm
medici2471
Surrey moths found to mimic Farrow & Ball colour palette 0
cinquecento 23.04.12 1:59pm
cinquecento
Online football debate ended by fan saying ‘end of’ after stating his opinion

A discussion in an online football forum, about whether so called ‘big teams’ benefit from more favourable refereeing decisions, came to an abrupt end today after a fan stated his opinion and...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.04.12 12:34pm
Oxbridge
Robin Gibb accused of "Dead Pool " cheating scam 0
Scronnyglonkle 23.04.12 12:01pm
Scronnyglonkle
Horses call for "Inhumane" London Marathon to banned after another runner dies 0
Scronnyglonkle 23.04.12 12:00pm
Scronnyglonkle
Murray disappointed to go out in Wimbledon semi-finals

, just getting in early...

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cinquecento 23.04.12 11:12am
cinquecento
Oxford English Dictionary redefines the word Solution

The Oxford English Dictionary has redefined the word solution to mean "a group of incompatible IT products, that you bitterly regret being suckered into buying by a man for whom plain english is a...

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ronseal 23.04.12 10:07am
Scroat
Robin Gibb accused of intercepting prayers bound for Fabrice Muamba 0
charlies_hat 23.04.12 9:55am
charlies_hat
Robin Gibb regains consciousness after surprise Vinnie Jones visit. 0
bonjonelson 23.04.12 8:22am
bonjonelson
Robin Gibb thwarts ironic headlines

Robin Gibb miraculously came out of a coma in the weekend, and he revealed that one motivation in doing so was to frustrate people who had already prepared ironic headlines and bad taste jokes....

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Yikes 23.04.12 6:56am
Yikes
May: Qatada fiasco began after Abu Hamza's line and sinker upgrade 0
kga6 23.04.12 6:48am
kga6
Confused Family of Theresa May Wake Up To Discover St Patrick's Day Decorations

etc etc etc...

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thisisall1word 23.04.12 6:43am
weematt
BHA call for end of London Marathon following fatality 1
tedweasel 23.04.12 6:24am
Yikes
Judges from The Voice left speechless after scripts lost

Tom Jones, Jessie J, William and other one were left speechless after the prompts for judges were misplaced prior to the competition. William completely forgot his tag line "mad cool" and the...

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quango 22.04.12 8:14pm
bonjonelson
Harley Street Surgeon Opens Savile Row Clinic, 'Suture Self' 1
Iggy Pop-Barker 22.04.12 8:09pm
writinginbsl
Illegal downloads of Electricity draining the grid warn experts.

Electricity experts have warned that Britain could soon run dry of the much needed power supply as many users are now downloading their supply for free from the Internet. The widely used USpark...

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thefu9999 22.04.12 2:26pm
thefu9999
Muamba thanks God for changing His mind about killing him

Bolton midfielder Fabrice Muamba says his recovery after suffering a cardiac arrest is 'more than a miracle'. The 24-year-old, speaking to reporters about the incident for the first time, was 'dead...

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roybland 22.04.12 1:03pm
roybland