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10 Boy Scouts Seriously injured in Flammable Chinese Marshmallow Accident 0
gaijintendo 3 years

Chinese food authorities are investigating the possible contamination of gelatine with various petrochemicals...

Protester left holding the baby after literal interpretation of FUCK THE POLICE! 0
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People noticing nights are drawing in because of people that keep saying the 0
Basil_B 3 years

nights are drawing in...

Help on the way for text-starved 1
roybland 3 years

A new service to help mobile phone owners who never receive text messages will be launched next week.,  , 'Our service will bring relief to thousands on people who sit waiting for that text...

Fatality as man with heart attack rushed to Holby City by dim ambulance driver 0
Basil_B 3 years
Nick Clegg sleeps in a cardboard box in David Cameron's bedroom. 2
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

He gets the slipper if he jumps on to the bed...

Dyslexic Judge sentences petty criminal to six months in goal. 3
Ian Searle 3 years
Proposal to abolish the Ministry of Sound as part of the public sector cuts. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Lindsay Lohan to remain in jail until 20:15, says judge. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Mahmoud Abbas furious as song used in West End Musical. 0
tl72uk 3 years
In a very tight finish the Labour leadership winner wins by a short Ed 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Ed Milliband beats off his brother. And then wins the leadership election. 0
Parkie 3 years
"Balls!" declares David Miliband as brother Ed wins leadership contest 0
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Lord Gaga files for divorce 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Tom Cruise: "Scientology is about personal growth". 0
be reasonable 3 years

'When does it start to work?' Asks everyone...

Kelly Brook in Guardian feature... 2
be reasonable 3 years

apparently, some clothes are involved...

New Facebook feature wishes your friends happy birthday for you 3
Dumbnews 3 years
Labour deny copying coalition leadership 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Eyebrows raised after 42 y.o. man joins religious school only for the spankings 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Fears of another “Westworld” as Q-bots take over Legoland. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
ITV scrapes the bottom of the barrel with “The Unforgettable What’s His Name?". 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Trouble Within A Hammersmith Football Team 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

There was trouble within the ranks of a Hammersmith-based football team today, due to players having a temper tantrum when they realised that they could no longer play with minnows...

scientists believe Moses suffered from flatulence 0
4ty2 3 years, and the read sea could have been parted by strong winds...

British wind farm build to part the north sea 0
4ty2 3 years

Following recent revelation by scientists that strong winds were responsible for parting the red sea it has now become clear that Dawkins was hoping to stage a similar miracle to give the pope a...

Burger King declared a Republic after military coup. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Madamme Tussauds ask Labour party for the waxworks of the Miliband brothers back 3
Basil_B 3 years
'Has anyone seen my cat?' asks William Hague 2
antharrison 3 years
Man discards four leaf clover after finding a product not made in China 0
Basil_B 3 years
Labour set to announce who will lead them to defeat at next General Election. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Public apathy is reaching boiling point over who will be next leader of the opposition and preside over a huge split in the party. A couple of schoolboys, someone with a comedy name and Diana Abbott...

Paedophile Postman's Shame Over 'Out of Bed' Hair Mugshot 3
IABP 3 years

A postman from Cornwall has spoken from prison about his shame concerning his police mugshot. Michael Williams has just begun and 8 year sentence for inciting sexual activity, grooming and...