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Libyan gvt, says Saif Gaddafi will get a fair trial, then he’ll be executed 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.11.11 5:38pm
Duncan Biscuit
BBC apologise for Friday's repeat of Children in Need 2010 0
medici2471 20.11.11 4:52pm
Cauliflower ear found in cauliflower cheese 2
nickb 20.11.11 4:25pm
Neil Tennant Gets 'Right To Buy'

Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys has finally been granted the right to buy. Previously Tennant had only been able to rent himself, but after a protracted legal battle he can now change his name to...

mpaterson 20.11.11 4:04pm
Hove man upset that the Inland Revenue 'still get you' at the seaside 2
Smart Alex 20.11.11 3:08pm
Smart Alex
Fair, posthumous, trial pledge for Gaddafi son

Libyan authorities have vowed that Colonel Gaddafi's son, Saif al-Islam, will receive a fair and open trial. "We welcome foreign doctors to attend the autopsy.", said a spokesman...

apepper 20.11.11 3:04pm
Time Travellers evicted from Londinium Farm 2
bonjonelson 20.11.11 2:53pm
Basil D'olivera dies at 80. At least he had a good innings! 0
Smart Alex 20.11.11 2:40pm
Smart Alex
Demi Moore and Karcher split. "He was all washed up" 1
dvo4fun 20.11.11 2:32pm
Newt Gingrich Steals Christmas 0
mpaterson 20.11.11 2:15pm
Lenin's body set for world tour to mark revolution centenary.

Moscow mausoleum to house "guest remains" during absence. One of the most important figures of the 20th century will embark on a world tour of personal appearances in 2017. But Vladmir Illich Lenin...

nickb 20.11.11 11:11am
Saif Gadaffi loses game of hide and seek

More later...

victimms 20.11.11 10:45am
Bishops; "God should consider his position"

18 bishops have written an open letter calling for God to resign. "He's sending such mixed messages; I don't know whether to support gay marriages - it feels wrong, but I'd like the wedding presents....

apepper 20.11.11 10:04am
God releases new 10 commandments for modern tablets 0
Dumbnews 20.11.11 4:50am
Children in Need Record Smashed, CD Broken and Podcast Deleted

I'll get my coat...

Immunis 20.11.11 12:29am
Berlusconi "to play the Dame in Aladdin"

The Redditch Players pantomime has been given an added boost this year by the surprise booking of the Italian ex-Premier. Production Manager Leon Stirling takes up the story. "We were looking for...

FlashArry 19.11.11 11:04pm
Navigation chaos as Saville tomb alters Magnetic North

“We’d always though the variation in magnetic North was a natural occurrence caused by the shifting mass of molten Iron at the Earth’s core” said an expert from the Royal Observatory. “but...

Newsquelch 19.11.11 10:54pm
UN to interview Einstein about possibility of time travel. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.11.11 8:04pm
Doctors should no longer 'declare patients dead'

Following an increase in the death rate among people forced into poverty, the government has announced plans to take the responsibility of declaring people dead out of doctors' hands, and give it to...

Perks 19.11.11 7:15pm
Gadaffi's son found Saif & well. 0
MADJEZ 19.11.11 6:39pm
Saif al-Islam Wonders If It Is Too Late.. change his name to something more likely to elicit help from the USA., 'I wonder if they'll go for Uncle Sam Bible-Hugger' mused the son of Gaddaffi...

mr blue 19.11.11 6:29pm
mr blue
Commons Debates To Be Broadcast In 3D

A plan to 'sex up' BBC Parliament will see Steven Bercow's pointy finger leaping out of the screen and Ed Milliband's nose sniffing around the living rooms of the nation. Despite huge leaps forward...

mpaterson 19.11.11 6:24pm
'Ability To Work' To Be Assessed By Independent Television

People's fitness for work is to be judged by Independent Television (ITV) hosted by Jeremy Kyle. Tasks will include 'standing up from a seated position' and 'rubbing your tummy whilst patting your...

mpaterson 19.11.11 5:27pm
Image of whey faced Chancellor found on pizza.

More to follow...

reforse 19.11.11 2:52pm
Gok Wan: 'Solar Flares Are Bang On Trend'. 0
mpaterson 19.11.11 2:44pm
Teacher hit golfballs at kids and says "they soon knew the 'fore' times tables".

There was outrage today at the controversial way that one Scottish school teacher 'fused' science, sport and maths to enrich the lives of the troubled kids under his care. Mr McEnemey (H'cap of 18),...

Bryan with a Y 19.11.11 2:30pm
Bryan with a Y
Chief Rabbi blames little gizmos for flaw in human nature.

Nothing to do with God, then...

John Ffitch-Rucker 19.11.11 12:52pm
Vince Cable Stolen For Scrap

MPs attending an evening debate on welfare reforms were delayed for four hours last night after thieves risked life and limb to steal Vince Cable outside Kings Cross. The rise in this type of crime...

mpaterson 19.11.11 12:25pm
D'Oliveira falls short of his century. More soon.

RIP Basil. A cricketing genius...

dominic_mcg 19.11.11 11:26am
......tumbleweed....... 0
Al OPecia 19.11.11 10:53am
Al OPecia