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Man fined for dumping corpse in wrong recycling bin 1
Milo Shame 3 years

A man in Ludlow has today brought his plight to the attention of the wider community. Four months ago, Peter Carmichael killed his father with a savage axe blow to the head. After a number of weeks,...

Student riots 'getting easier' says Ofsted 6
roybland 3 years

Britain's students are finding to easier to stage a riot according to the education watchdog Ofsted. 'Compared to past disturbances by students, this week's protest over tuition fees was less than...

Eggheads Contestant Dispels ‘Smug, Arrogant Tossers’ Myth 0
De-scribe 3 years

“They were ten times worse than that”, said Debbie Henderson, 35, a member of the losing ‘No-Hopers’ team on last night’s edition of TV’s Eggheads quiz show. Ms Henderson, an...

Rise of ‘Indifferent’ Republicans threatens Peace Process 0
Milo Shame 3 years

In recent months, the rise of ‘dissident’ republicans in Northern Ireland has threatened to derail the peace process. Now a new splinter group of ‘indifferent’ republicans plan to create...

NUJ cancels BBC repeat 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Perverts struggle to make ends meet 0
Milo Shame 3 years

Susan Lawless from the Sexual Expression Bureau has complained that current economic problems have had a serious effect on threesomes in the Home Counties. She says, ‘Most people don’t understand...

Magna Carta Anniversary Bank Holiday Plans Welcomed by Folk-Rock Fans 0
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Castro helping the Queen with Christmas Day Message 0
roybland 3 years

Former Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is helping the Queen with the preparation of tnis year's Christmas Day Message according to a leaked memo from the BBC. 'Her Majesty has long been frustrated with...

Information tsar’s fears about UK’s surveillance state no surprise to ministers 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Cameron to travel to Zurich headline raises false hopes 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Schizophrenic Self-Harmers Protest Against Cuts 3
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Celebrity magazines agree they need to make their fucking minds up 7
Oxbridge 3 years

Britain's leading celebrity gossip magazines have been left with egg on their faces after an unprecedented week of chaos in which all seven led with stories about Cheryl Cole that were clearly...

After Chinese oligarch spends 50 million quid on vase ,promises to send 6 0
arrghgarry 3 years

shiploads of crap to balance the trade...

China promises to buy more British goods as soon as we start making any 12
Oxbridge 3 years
Research Raises Doubts Over Research 1
hero2zero 3 years

National research has shown that sixty percent lie when answering researchers!...

Stray sheep numbers could increase if posts are cut warns Fencing contractor 0
Mrblacker 3 years
Amazon admits it was slow to ban "How to be a successul pedophile " 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and it`s follow up "how to kill a pedo and get away with it "...

Man with 'fingers in lots of different pies' sacked from Greggs 0
dicky37 3 years

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Peter Dickson mooted as the next Speaker of The House 4
hero2zero 3 years

Moves are afoot to elevate Peter Dickson, the voice of X Factor to replace John Bercow, along with plans to use the current X Factor, stage, big screens and lighting rig on the Floor of the House in...

Mini big-bang was at Small Hadron Collider - report 0
roybland 3 years
National Day of Mourning declared for windows of Millbank Tower 2
la maga 3 years

In the aftermath of the student riots, and as the nation surveys in horror the wreckage of Millbank Tower, Westminster, the Prime Minister today announced that there was to be a National Day of...

Clegg grounded after Cameron's "wild student parties with while I'm away" rant. 0
Iscariot 3 years
Tories Finally Admit That The 'Big Society' Tent... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.Only from Harrods...

"I liked the funny pictures and the jokes" says man during his annual review 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
British mission to China fails to impress Emperor Hu 21
Golgo13 3 years

His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Hu, is thought to be very displeased with the tributes laid before him by Cameron David of Britain and his retinue, who have been guests at the palace this week,...

Daily Mail Editor alarmed as Peter Hitchens appears to calm down for a minute. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

MORE SHOUTING SOON...

Glass and Glazing Federation refuse to condemn violence at student protest 3
virtuallywill 3 years

freedom of speech and stuff...

Joey Barton accused of throwing punch at tower 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

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Iain Duncan Smith expresses concern over people left out of recession 1
roybland 3 years

Welfare secretary Iain Duncan Smith has warned of an 'overclass' of people who will not share in Britain's recession. 'Although the prime minister and the chancellor have said that we are all in...

Thing that Happens Every Year Happens Again 1
Grover 3 years

All over the UK, ceremonies have taken place to commemorate Armistice Day for the 92nd time since 1918. This truly historic occasion was nearly identical to the previous 92 Armistice Day observances,...