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Urbane fox attacks quite "pleasant and refined" says victim 1
simonjmr 3 years
Nick Clegg admits AV was my third preference of voting systems 0
Ludicity 3 years
Obama cancels $2bn solar energy project following fears of massive light leak 0
Ludicity 3 years
Man accidentally disproves all philosophy after stepping in same stream twice 0
rickwestwell 3 years

Gordon Renfrew, an unemployed pipe fitter from Basildon, inadvertently plunged the world of philosophy into turmoil this week by accidentally stepping into the same stream twice during a bicycling...

Coalition already hunting for term to replace 'Broken Britain' once it's fixed 0
dicky37 3 years

Branding consultants agree that it's currently a two-horse race between 'Better Britain' and 'The Now-OK UK'...

Millions of prayers expected to remain unanswered as God loses voicemail PIN 0
dicky37 3 years

[more soon]...

Tory MP claims Tyneside gunman on expenses 0
edward hack 3 years
Apple’s, latest must-have, iTattoo suffers more glitches! 0
hero2zero 3 years

Burly, door attendant, Geoff Tutt’s problems with his iTattoo started within a few days, the bladder-fitted urine battery failed, especially under the onslaught of his lager consumption and was...

Porn film shot in London hospital to be called 'Deep Ear, Nose and Throat' 0
Ludicity 3 years
Tyneside police are asking a big favour of Cumbrian taxidrivers to pick up 0
arrghgarry 3 years

a suspect called Mr Moat ,it does not matter if he is brought in .If you know what we mean...

A surprise move at the exhumation of genius world chess champion Bobby Fischer 0
arrghgarry 3 years

it appears that he was sharing the Coffin with chain smoking ex Czech President, Havel who was behind him in the infamous spoon manouver, Ficher could nt handle it , and it appears he was Czech...

Tynside Police pessimistic in search 0
fernandomando 3 years

Finding a recently released, homicidal, gunwielding prisoner in the North East 'like looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles' says Chief Inspector...

NB satirists yet to post derogatory sub about Tyneside killer gunman 6
edward hack 3 years


Royal family to consider sponsorship to make-up funding shortfall. 0
riesler 3 years
Foxes sighted carrying mobile phones into Broadmoor prison 0
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

Several reports suggest that urban foxes have been trained to retrieve pay-as-you-go mobile phones and slip them into HM prisons. It has been suggested that these sightings may be of a single fox,...

Government cutbacks force OAP to dip into savings 2
QorbeQ 3 years

Swinging cuts, originally made by the Tories in 1990 and perpetuated by the current coalition government, are forcing an 84-year-old London resident to dig deeper into her meagre life savings than...

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex ... 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

but were too afraid to ask. In the "writers' guidelines", I note that letters, reviews, columns, horoscopes etc are suggested as suitable for submission to the dominatrix that is Newsbiscuit. As a...

Survey reveals that 2 out of 5 civil servants leaves 3 civil servants 1
Pabst Blue Ribbon 3 years
Man wins World Wife Carrying Champion title from Paul McCartney. 10
Ian Searle 3 years

The previous winner who carried Heather Mills for years...

Scientists discover that science reporting is appalling, keep quiet about it. 1
la maga 3 years

No more soon, or ever...

Sofa Surgeons Save the Day 2
Doctor Moptop 3 years

After a seven hour life-saving operation, surgeons managed to detach a 41 year old man from his sofa. Donnie Mack of Cowling, Yorkshire, melded to his DFS faux leather three-seater recliner after...

'At large' Tyneside gunman 'just big boned' claims family 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Scientists 'quite disappointed' by Blanck space telescope 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Ronan Keating Triumphs in Thailand 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

with new band Ladyboyzone. More soon...

Ronaldo calls son Jesús, not realising that makes him a carpenter to atheists. 0
euankitson 3 years
Costing the government money to be made a crime by 2015 0
la maga 3 years

As part of his crusade to reduce the burden on the taxpayer and lower the national debt David Cameron has today announced plans to make costing the government money a crime. "Just because people pay...

Blair to be given police uniform, sent to Tyneside in bid to cut protection cost 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Fox 'Picked my pocket and stole my china tea service' says London woman 2
antharrison 3 years

Amanda Dodds, a 45 year-old secreatary from Camden in London, is the latest casualty of the fox attacks which have suddenly started occurring across the country. Dodds claims that a small urban fox...

Police ask Douglas Hogg for advice on dealing with Moat 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Police warn public about dangerous Geordie. "Which one?" say public. More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 3 years