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Angelina Jolie to play 3d Cleopatra... 1
be reasonable 3 years

shouldn't that be 36dd? The revision's going well, thanks for asking...

Angelina Jolie to play 3d Cleopatra... 0
be reasonable 3 years

that's one more dimension than her acting talents...

Noel Edmunds to launch 'Instant Homes' scheme for people who can't get mortgages 0
la maga 3 years

Noel Edmunds, more usually known for a string of inexplicable television programmes, is to spend the next stage of his career promoting a new way for young people priced out of the housing market to...

Hodgson promises to 'turn Liverpool around'... 3
be reasonable 3 years

so that it now faces inland. More soon...

Dylan Thomas in outburst at 'Just for men'... 0
be reasonable 3 years

"Rage, rage, against the dyeing of the light" said drunk poet...

Katie Price loses World’s Longest Tunnel title 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
SNP demands Scotland have its own powers of economic mismanagement. 2
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Opera goers told “ you must be this tall” to listen to The Ride of the Valkyries 0
Ian Searle 3 years
History says it is “absolutely sick of repeating itself!” 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Tesco to launch own-brand range of economy mouse droppings 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson on the Scrounge 1
Kazytc 3 years

Sarah Scrounger-Fergusson, the former wife of Prince Andrew, who recently went bankrupt, was out on the scrounge tonight. She gate crashed an exclusive party, at London's fashionable, Cipriani's...

BBC to fill tele visual void left by Commonwealth games with transmission card. 4
Basil_B 3 years

In terms of entertainment value nobody will notice the difference...

Illegal gas fitters cost £100m, or £75 million for cash 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Scientists found cure for cancer 1
4ty2 3 years

following the findings that egyptian mummies seemed to be free of them. Best chances of prevention seems to be mummification before turning 40 or getting a cancer...

Lady Thatched-Roof Not for Burning 2
Kazytc 3 years

Lady Margaret Thatched-Roof, sent a memo to Downing Street today saying: "The Lady is not for Burning". David Cameron bemused by the memo, amidst expecting Lady Thatched-Roof, to arrive for her...

Liverpool takeover completed by US company NESV 0
4ty2 3 years

they now consider buying old York as well in an attempt to govern Britain directly. Washington confirmed that their attemtepts to buy up british cities is actually a response to the Chinese having...

Miners children plead... 9
saltire 3 years

don't go back down the mine daddy,there's plenty of slack in yer trousers...

The New prisons minister who has just ordered that a choice of 0
arrghgarry 3 years

5 meals to be offered for inmates, Crispin Blunt , denies his name rhymes with anything...

Gwen Stefani denies that80`s gay icon Marilyn has been in her Bush 3
arrghgarry 3 years
6 of the miners denied they were part of an Underground terrorist movement 2
arrghgarry 3 years

called the Chileban ...

MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a rowing boat 1
Stan Laurel 3 years

After months of speculation, it was announced yesterday that the Government has decided to proceed with the replacement of the United Kingdom’s ageing ballistic missile system by an...

Newspaper reveals Cameron's ownership of debt collection agencies 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a clear explanation behind the latest swingeing benefit cuts, a local newspaper reveals that David Cameron is the majority shareholder in no less than 11 debt collection and bailiff companies...

Live Peppa Pig ‘lacked nuanced characterisation of animated TV original’ 9
Mary Evans 3 years

A live appearance by Peppa Pig at Maidstone Arndale Centre was greeted with scepticism and mild hostility by the pre-school children in attendance, after she allegedly ‘failed to fully realise an...

Wedding tackle ruled a professional foul by IRFU... 0
be reasonable 3 years

more oval balls soon...

Russian engineers unveil revolutionary new CAD system 0
antharrison 3 years

Cap now placed on well of Chilean Miner jokes ... please no more soon 0
Kramaring 3 years

After 69 days, 33 rescues and blanket television coverage, a cap has finally been placed on the well of Chilean Miner jokes. The heavy seal should put a stop to even the smallest trapped worker...

Man sues 'Just for Men' for failing to get him a new job or a shag 0
Moggsy 3 years

Disappointed divorcee Martin Overleigh has started legal procedings against the makers of male hair dye 'Just for Men' claiming false advertising., 'The first advert clearly shows a man dying his...

dicky37 3 years

Looking for a new way to put the ‘fast’ back into ‘breakfast’? Now, from the company that brought you music on the move with the WalkMan and the DiscMan comes the latest mobile innovation:...

Public call for cut in Cameron's housing benefit for No.10 1
ramblesnake 3 years

Well, I do anyway, and I'm a general member...

US arrives in Chile to help miners to escape 1
Sinnick 3 years

(with apologies to mugwump for his recent, similar post)...