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Ed Miliband Queries UEFA Position on John Terry Lifting Cup

Ed: I'm baffled as to why he would actually be allowed to do this, didn't I make it clear (insisted) that he should resign after Tuesdays Red Card incident. I don't read The Sun, I get 'others' to...

HenryMJUK 26.04.12 4:06pm
Standard and Poors gives negative outlook to Rick, 32, from Cheltenham. 0
simonhansen 26.04.12 3:42pm
Police with one ear to the ground "less likely to catch burglar", report finds. 0
simonhansen 26.04.12 3:37pm
Jeremy Hunt promises quasi-judicial investigation into Jeremy Hunt's behaviour

Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for Culture, Media and Sport, announced that he will head up the quasi-judicial inquiry into the behaviour of Jeremy Hunt, minister for for Department for...

steve_l 26.04.12 2:57pm
Calls for Bin Man to resign amid aligations of links to both News Corp & BSkyB

Westminster Council Bin Man Jeremy Hunt has become at the centre of a political storm amid accusation he has had links with both News Corp and BSkyB., An unnamed source possibly his ex wife has...

Scronnyglonkle 26.04.12 2:41pm
"The 5 Leadership Secrets of Charles Taylor" has failed to find a publisher

Charles Taylor has failed to find a publisher for his management opus "The 5 Leadership Secrets of Charles Taylor". "We had hoped to follow in the footsteps of Sun Tzu's "Art of War" and...

Crippen 26.04.12 2:41pm
Murdoch "shocked" to learn of bogey, despite happening right under his nose 0
Mr_Johno 26.04.12 2:38pm
Swedish Secret Service unveil flat-packed spies

In an attempt to dis-credit MI6 the Swedish Secret Service has unveiled its new range of flat-packed agents., "In an environment where size is everything, its important to stay one step ahead of the...

Underconstruction 26.04.12 2:28pm
Murdoch denies knowledge that NoW or The Sun were used to wrap Fish & Chips 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 2:03pm
Several thousand Goths join pasty tax demonstrations outside Downing Street 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 1:57pm
BSkyB staff cafeteria "out of milk", Leveson equiry hears. 1
simonhansen 26.04.12 1:52pm
Russell Brand ready to come off the Sachs Offenders list 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 1:48pm
Procrastination society claims ... 0
simonjmr 26.04.12 1:46pm
2013 most futuristic looking date since 2001, scientists claim. 0
simonhansen 26.04.12 1:38pm
Sex Tape Makes It Look Worse Than It Was Says Terry

Following the release of a sex tape with a woman who is not his wife or official mistress John Terry has argued ‘her run took her into me.’, Many people question how Terry could make such a...

Hooch 26.04.12 1:36pm
Health Minister admits that she keeps dripping 0
Underconstruction 26.04.12 1:09pm
Murdoch dumps at Leveson Inquiry

Pulling his trousers up, the 81 year old media mogul regarded the steaming pile on the witness stand, then told the Lord Justice Leveson and the legal teams: "If you don't like it you can resign."...

Scroat 26.04.12 1:08pm
Tornado improves Rugby

[apologies for the predictability, but someone had to say it]...

Sinnick 26.04.12 12:54pm
Equalities minister bemoans lack of Aryan Supermen in banking sector

Equalities minister, Theresa May, has today issued a statement calling for urgent action to address the alarming lack of Aryan supermen occupying top positions in the city. Poor risk-management in...

Old Hat 26.04.12 12:51pm
Old Hat
Scottish Meteorologist forecasts a month's sunshine in three days 1
Underconstruction 26.04.12 12:51pm
New Home Leveson package means families can host their very own Public Inquiry

The Leveson Inquiry is to be turned into a board game for the domestic market. Previously, the Leveson franchise was originally aimed at the legal profession and proved to be one of the longest...

ronseal 26.04.12 12:48pm
Culture Secretary warns of the dangers of dabbling in the Yakult

Hat tip to Underconstruction...

Scronnyglonkle 26.04.12 12:34pm
Shareholders concerned as BMW announces plans to build Austin Allegro.

"Why did we not know about this splendid English car before?" questioned the perplexed BMW Head of Design. "The Mini is so lovely. But now we find out from watching made for TV dramas there were...

Boutros 26.04.12 12:33pm
Cover up covered up 0
medici2471 26.04.12 12:20pm
Murdoch deploys "some big boys did it and ran away" defence. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 26.04.12 12:18pm
Al OPecia
McCoist announces visit to 12 Acacia Gardens, Glasgow, GL6 7UP to apologise

Rangers FC manager Ally McCoist has announced that he will secretly meet with Scottish Football Association Panel member Jock Smith to personally apologise for his demand that panel members be named...

Underconstruction 26.04.12 12:04pm
Men blame 'out of control' communications technology for relationship breakdowns

Men worldwide are feeling the strain of increasing relationship communication demands as technology makes them "available to nag, literally anywhere." Widespread internet and phone access mean a man...

kga6 26.04.12 11:43am
Primark UK Baffled by Fake Dubai Primark Store Selling Cheaper Crap than They Do

Primark, the cheap-as-chips, clothes-made-in-a-Vietnamese-sweatshop, clothing chain, famous for introducing the £3 Business suit and disposable socks for 50p a pair, today reported they were baffled...

deluca 26.04.12 10:54am
New study finds red meat less unhealthy than green meat. 2
Maverick 26.04.12 9:51am
Theresa May, George Osborne & Jeremy Hunt to star in new Three Stoogies film

hmmm wise guys eh...

Scronnyglonkle 26.04.12 9:48am