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Psycadelic Squirrel 09.01.12 9:23pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
The urbanisation of the Worrall-Thompson

Usually a nocturnal creature, often blighted by hideous mange. The Worrall-Thompson has begun to spread into urban areas in the UK. We’ve all become used to coming home to find our bins in...

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Newsquelch 09.01.12 8:11pm
Newsquelch
Ferry company Sea-France "goes under". 7
seymour totti 09.01.12 7:49pm
dvo4fun
Only One Celebrity in This Shop at a Time, say signs in White City corner shops

Corner shops in Shepherds Bush, White City and the area surrounding the BBC have been criticised for discrimination, after signs in the shops seemed to suggest that celebrities are a shop lifting...

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ronseal 09.01.12 7:35pm
Al OPecia
"It's looks sort of like a trap" mouse tells friend before witnessing tragedy 0
SimonJJames 09.01.12 6:14pm
SimonJJames
A-Team branch into odd jobs as soldier of fortune business hits hard times

A Berkshire man was shocked recently when he employed the services of a local painting and decorating company, only to discover that the men carrying out the work were everybody’s favourite 80s TV...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 6:07pm
Immunis
Bungee-jumping Victoria...... falls 0
Major Clanger 09.01.12 5:54pm
Major Clanger
AWT puts the free into free-range eggs 0
Major Clanger 09.01.12 5:52pm
Major Clanger
‘Smoke crack two days a week instead of drinking’, MP’s report says

A group of MPs have said that people should have at least two days a week completely clear of alcohol, and try other ways of escaping from reality instead, such as hallucinogenic drugs. The Science...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 5:50pm
Runestone Cowboy
Probe into man abducted by aliens 0
Immunis 09.01.12 5:47pm
Immunis
Worrall-Thompson releases recipe for Sticky Finger Pudding. More soon.

And shows how to bake a cake containing a metal file...

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Al OPecia 09.01.12 5:21pm
Al OPecia
Worrall Thompson to host "Ready, Steady, Crook" 12
simonjmr 09.01.12 4:58pm
Al OPecia
New crocodile treats 'Bungee Snaps' are instant hit in Zimbabwe 0
Screenie 09.01.12 4:06pm
Screenie
Unexpected Idiot in Bagging Area 0
bonjonelson 09.01.12 4:00pm
bonjonelson
A W T Cooking the books, more when we return

Latest Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe, take two eggs, pinch the pastry...

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waggy 09.01.12 3:39pm
waggy
Tesco: " it was 8 items or less - as you'd take to the programme"

adpoting the policy of Ready Steady Cook contestants...

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Laughingstock 09.01.12 3:32pm
Laughingstock
Dyson vacuum quality questioned as husband’s Christmas gift “breaks again”

Hi-tech home appliance company Dyson were today inundated with criticism as a woman announced that the DC22 Multi-floor cleaner she bought her husband for Christmas has mysteriously broken for the...

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kimllfixit 09.01.12 3:31pm
seymour totti
Mary Portas found guilty of shopfitting 0
nickb 09.01.12 3:29pm
nickb
Stricter uniform code set in NHS reform to reduce number of casual-ties 1
kga6 09.01.12 2:25pm
Major Clanger
Man spends £18,000 in Waitrose after wife tells him to 'get all the essentials'

[More soon]...

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dicky37 09.01.12 2:23pm
Major Clanger
Cameron says 'Sorry. Fuck! Shit! Arse!' For Tourettes remark 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 09.01.12 2:20pm
Major Clanger
Worrall Thompson: "I really need to take something for my condition." 1
Scroat 09.01.12 2:16pm
Major Clanger
England, Wales & N. Ireland to hold referendum on Independence

Get in first., We all knew this would happen when the Scots got Evolution!...

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tedweasel 09.01.12 2:10pm
tedweasel
Leveson Inquiry hails Kelvin Mackenzie as the blueprint for 'ethical press' 0
irregular apple 09.01.12 1:48pm
irregular apple
Divide and Rule latest: Diane Abbott's pet rabbits named sooty and snowy 0
button 09.01.12 1:46pm
button
Worrall Thompson adds concealed file to favourite cake recipie 0
irregular apple 09.01.12 1:44pm
irregular apple
Bahrain GP to be held in Scarborough

Due to continued protests not to hold the Bahrain GP, Ecclestone and all but one of the teams have agreed to hold the race in Scarborough, UK. A series of arcade machines linked together will provide...

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gwalker2805 09.01.12 1:27pm
gwalker2805
Anfield "Custom T-Shirts" shop anticipates bulk order before next home game 7
dvo4fun 09.01.12 1:21pm
beau-jolly
Westminster's downer: "It's two alcohol-free days, not two free-alcohol days" 0
dvo4fun 09.01.12 1:10pm
dvo4fun
Intelligent machines close to developing capacity for low self esteem

Intelligent machines may soon have the ability to wonder why they bother as scientists come close to reproducing the human genome for esteem. "We've already got intelligent machines. But the self...

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ronseal 09.01.12 1:01pm
JonnyJP