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MPs confirm foreign Meerkats who sell UK insurance must speak good English 0
Ian Searle 25.02.13 10:49am
Ian Searle
UN World Food Programme to shut down Facebook.

In a shock announcement, the UN World Food Programme (WFP) has admitted that Facebook is an internationally funded initiative to gather data about the world’s dietary habits, which has now reached...

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Doc_Thom 25.02.13 10:46am
Doc_Thom
Revealed: the man who farts in our packets of ham

It has come to light that manufacturers of low-cost packets of ham have been using human arse gas as a means of preserving the meat for longer periods.  This appears to be the explanation for the...

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Slante Dangle 25.02.13 10:42am
Oxbridge
Welshman Ripped Off By Ovine Hooker.

"I was fleeced!" (Neat-O)...

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The All New Jeni B 25.02.13 2:42am
The All New Jeni B
Vatican expels corrupt priests. Large empty building to let in Rome. 0
Titus 24.02.13 11:18pm
Titus
Boost for Salmond as Englishmen launch "Independence for Scotland" campaign

With polls showing a declining number of Scottish voters likely to vote for independence, and a recent poll of Scottish students in a clear majority in favour of keeping the Union, Alex Salmond today...

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AReader 24.02.13 11:08pm
AReader
And the Oscar goes to......jail for life 0
topfotogmw 24.02.13 10:19pm
topfotogmw
'We need to talk about Keith' 3
roybland 24.02.13 9:53pm
Idiot
Mrs Doyle's Oscar nominations

Argo, argo, argo, argo, argo on then. Lincoln. Biscuit anyone? Argo on, argo on argo on....

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Iscariot 24.02.13 9:52pm
Iscariot
Everybody in South Africa soon to face a murder charge 0
roybland 24.02.13 9:45pm
roybland
Papal vacancy likley to remain unfilled now that candidates require CRB checks. 0
Titus 24.02.13 9:44pm
Titus
Moodys: UK credit now rated lower than we rated AAA subprime mortgages in 2008. 0
Ian 24.02.13 9:28pm
Ian
Bradford reported to be “dangerously whore-free” for 24 hours...

The economy of Bradford has taken another knock following the decision by the city’s prostitutes to descend on London for a potentially profitable weekend. While the players of Bradford City were...

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Tripod 24.02.13 9:11pm
sydalg
Clegg admits ignoring size-enhancing email 4 years ago

Nick Clegg has regrettably admitted that he could have acted sooner after receiving a revealing email four years ago. Lambasted this week for 'playing dumb' after strongly denying claims he could...

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kga6 24.02.13 9:09pm
kga6
Osborne pledge to continue making complete balls of economy

Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has promised to keep on buggering up the economy after the loss of the UK's AAA credit rating. 'The loss of the AAA credit rating proves I'm on the right...

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roybland 24.02.13 9:09pm
roybland
UK to join Euro 'probably between Tuesday and Thursday'

In a shock announcement, following Britain’s downgrade to Junk Bond Status by the ratings agency Moody, the Chancer of the Exchequer, George Osborne, has said that the UK will enter the Euro,...

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shaggy 24.02.13 9:08pm
Mr Target
Horse of the Year Show cancelled after discovery of Giant Pie at Olympia 3
shaggy 24.02.13 9:06pm
shaggy
Man Catches STD Just By Watching Take Me Out 3
Hooch 24.02.13 9:00pm
shaggy
'All Tories are arseholes' survey suggests.

Guaranteed Tic-toc...

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Lens Cap 24.02.13 8:48pm
shaggy
"Rennard foxed me" claims LibDem activist. 0
Iscariot 24.02.13 8:45pm
Iscariot
All Pope candidates disqualified after analyzing their facebook profile 1
Dumbnews 24.02.13 8:45pm
shaggy
An Idiots' Guide To... The Eastleigh by-election

Over the next week, you will be hearing alot about the Eastleigh by-election. But what is a by-election and why do Eastleigh get one and not you? Well fear not, your questions are answered in this...

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Perks 24.02.13 8:02pm
Idiot
Care homes withdraw burgers that staff couldn't be bothered serving anyway 3
Mandy Lifeboat 24.02.13 7:58pm
dvo4fun
Cardinal O'Brien denies his behaviour was ever inappropriate [for a Priest]

[much ]more later. No doubt...

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dvo4fun 24.02.13 7:33pm
dvo4fun
Papal election: amid new abuse claims cardinals gather for mass debating session 1
Idiot 24.02.13 7:00pm
Squudge
UKIPPER ahead of sartorialist in Beastly tie election

Oh yeah! Fucking brilliant, again! What a killer line. I am such a natural at this, everything I touch is piss funny...

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Truebiscuit 24.02.13 6:59pm
Paddy Berzinski
Cardinal O’Brian facing cat-juggling charges...

Cardinal Keith O'Brien, the most senior Catholic clergyman in Britain, has been accused, by three priests, of ‘inappropriate acts’. These ‘acts’ include “acting Jewish”, “juggling cats...

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Tripod 24.02.13 6:05pm
Tripod
Clegg admits he had 'absolutly no idea' about anything

Now can I comment...

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Lens Cap 24.02.13 3:16pm
Lens Cap
The Spoof revealed to be spoof spoof comedy site

Because it's shit...

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Truebiscuit 24.02.13 3:10pm
Mr Target
Silvio Berlusconi bookies' favourite to be next Pope. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 24.02.13 2:18pm
dominic_mcg