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Veteran reporters claim reporting on A Level results getting too easy. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Obese man wins right to McDonalds bypass 1
jp1885 4 years

A 22-stone ex-policeman has been told he can have a ‘life-saving’ gastric bypass built around his local McDonalds, despite losing a legal case after being rejected for it previously. ...

Libyan rebels invade news coverage again 0
Nick McCarr 4 years
Alliterative ex-Butlins icons link cause of recent pillaging with soft drink 0
spoole2112 4 years

Toot and Ploot moot Fruit Shoot loot route...

It this Boycott's last run out? 3
spoole2112 4 years

The Yorkshire and England legend has been warned by BBC bosses following comments about England's performance during their recent narrow victory over India., "I wasn't just the hypocrisy, after all...

Michele Bachmann Crosses The Line 0
Textbook 4 years

Michele Bachmann is no strqnger to controversial remarks but her latest statement seems to be the straw that has broken the camel's back. At a tea party caucus convention in Iowa, Bachmann said...

Students don’t get grades in latest exam blunder 0
Anon321 4 years

Thousands of prospective university students have experienced yet another examination gaffe after several examination boards failed to remember to send results to the schools. Following on from the...

First convicted looters board ship bound for colonies. More soon. 3
red 4 years
Politicians reveal the existence of criminality to a shocked nation. 0
Corrigan 4 years

Voters were left reeling this week after revelations by political leaders that there are people in society who are prepared to rob them blind given half a chance. Following the disturbing...

Killer wasps sentenced to penal transportation to colonies 0
pinxit 4 years
Police cuts mean that officers will now only be armed with Tizer. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Make rioters do national service, says everyone who hasn't done national service 2
jp1885 4 years
Man who died from Tazer mistakenly shot “an odd number of times” say police 2
Qoxiivi 4 years
Court imprisons 6 year old boy for watching riots coverage at friend's house 0
hansens-scar 4 years

A 6 year old who cannot be named for legal reasons has been sentenced to 4 years hard labour for his part in the London riots last week. The boy, known only as child X pleaded guilty on the advice of...

Woman killed by wasps - inquest suspects foul play, possibly a plant. 0
DavidEllisKent 4 years

And now here's Tom with the weather...

Cameron to introduce Sharia Law in riot zones 3
roybland 4 years

Prime Minister David Cameron has defended courts for handing out tough sentences - including hand amputation -for those involved in the riots across England and has said Sharia Law could be...

Government threaten to shut down E-bay if found to be selling looted items 0
hansens-scar 4 years
Amazonian tribe found that don't buy anything at all from Amazon. 1
greg various 4 years
Going Places to sue BBC over "negative reporting of politician's holidays" 0
hansens-scar 4 years

more to follow...

Mubarak trial TV coverage to be replaced with Celebrity Big Brother 0
hansens-scar 4 years

more to follow...

Fifa reject viability of texting technology 0
hansens-scar 4 years

Fifa's president has publicly rejected the use of texting technology by managers serving touchline bans. The head of football's governing body announced, "there is no proof that this technology works...

Tottenham residents punished with visit from Charles and Camilla. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
AC-DC to market their own wine - Whole lotta rosé. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 4 years
Rioters used techniques learnt from Angry Birds game 0
Screenie 4 years
Charles and Camilla to visit violence-hit areas in Nissan Sunny 0
virtuallywill 4 years

We are all in this together...

A&E departments overwhelmed with politician knee-jerk injuries 1
dandare70 4 years
Apple takes over NASA with plans for manned iPod programme. More soon. 0
Boroughbloke 4 years
Amazon to offer free deliveries to armchair looters. More soon 0
Boroughbloke 4 years
Would be Facebook farmers are given four year subsidies 0
exigo 4 years
Money ousted from position as 'root of all evil' by new Argos catalogue 4
dicky37 4 years

An inter-faith committee last night declared that the new autumn/winter 2011 Argos catalogue is now regarded by religious groups to be the root of all the evils of the modern world., "It's...