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Eskimos sick and tired of having their noses rubbed in a racial stereotype 0
A.A.Arkwright 30.06.13 8:38pm
A.A.Arkwright
John Denver to play Pyramid Stage at Glastonbury 0
custard cream 30.06.13 8:12pm
custard cream
As Mandela hangs on whites consider using silver bullets. 0
MADJEZ 30.06.13 6:15pm
MADJEZ
Traditional values still alive as Texas celebrates 500th execution

Texas cemented its place at the top of the leader board for number of executions per state on Wednesday, and the general atmosphere is one of joviality as Texans revel in their dominance of the...

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Kirby Muxloe 30.06.13 6:06pm
Dick Everyman
Mandela delighted not to have missed Glastonbury. 0
Boutros 30.06.13 5:44pm
Boutros
House Of Lords to get £100,000 new toilets for those all night sittings!

According to the Master of the Rolls...

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Ian Searle 30.06.13 1:41pm
Ian Searle
Wimbledon

Due to typo, elderly actress through to forth round., "I didn't know Dame Flora was still alive" said an old friend."She'll need more than a glass of Robinsons Lemon Barley to survive the next match...

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Colin S 30.06.13 12:06pm
Colin S
Fun with small town America TN 38050

Not much is funnier than tiny town politicians. Maury City TN 38050----------By now Americans could use a laugh about someone else's budget insanity, but moslty the world will laugh at small town...

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StevL 30.06.13 10:38am
Lindy Moone
World of cricket mourns the death of 'Nervous Nick' at 99

The world of cricket was today mourning the death of Nicholas Wilthsire, the cricketer renowned for being run out on 99 more times than any other in his career, including famously for England against...

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blacklesbianandproudofit 30.06.13 9:26am
blacklesbianandproudofit
Historical re-enactment society to restage 80sbattle for control of Labour Party

The infamous battle of Coventry, between the puritanical Militant Tendency and the cavalier New Labour party, is to be restaged by a historical re-enactment society for the first time. MORE SOON...

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ronseal 30.06.13 8:56am
ronseal
Rolling Stones Major Career Breakthrough Likely After Glastonbury Success 0
Titus 30.06.13 6:51am
Titus
Orangemen say "No" to stereotype. 1
Al OPecia 30.06.13 6:41am
Sinnick
Iranian farmer stoned to death for animal husbandry. Goat in mourning. 0
Maverick 29.06.13 11:34pm
Maverick
Britain's oldest hypochondriac dies aged 98

The hypochondriac community is in mourning today as their oldest member, Robert Henford, passed away. Friends say he had been feeling unwell for about 80 years or so. “He was always ahead of the...

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sydalg 29.06.13 11:09pm
Yikes
Brady Boasts: “I’ll top Blaine”

Ian Brady has been reported as bemoaning the media’s communication of his desire to starve himself. It was alleged yesterday, that Brady simply wants to emulate (and better) world-famous magician,...

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Kirby Muxloe 29.06.13 11:00pm
Titus
Three parent baby ruling convinces all men into believing threesomes now legal 4
irreverendJ 29.06.13 10:46pm
Titus
Glastonbury crowd miss Stones set. Too busy Tweeting that they're at Glastonbury

Yes we know you're at f***ing Glastonbury .. Stop telling us and enjoy your four hundred quids worth !...

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MADJEZ 29.06.13 10:46pm
MADJEZ
Ulster Orangemen Shout "We Will Not Be Sterotyped - Never, Never, Never, Never! 3
Titus 29.06.13 10:42pm
Al OPecia
Tour de France bans cycling to make event a true test of drugs

The world’s most famous testing ground of performance enhancing drugs, the Tour de France, has announced that this year’s event will be totally cycling-free to finally level the playing field for...

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Yikes 29.06.13 10:38pm
Titus
Tories to open negotiations with UKIP in Qatar. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 29.06.13 10:37pm
Al OPecia
New Government Initiative Cracks Down on Poundland Threat

Taking its cue from the US, the UK government has issued a public safety guide on how to deal with the recent surfeit of Poundland stores popping up all over the nation. The guide (reprinted here)...

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Kirby Muxloe 29.06.13 10:34pm
Titus
North Korea Announces Glastonbury Sponsorship

In an effort to improve its international profile North Korea has made the surprise announcement that it will be sponsoring next year’s Glastonbury Festival. A North Korean official speaking from...

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Scarlett productions 29.06.13 10:27pm
Titus
Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris De Burgh announced as emergency headliner

The 118,000 wellie-clad rock fans who descended on the famous fields of Glastonbury today were left ‘furious and crestfallen’ following the shock last minute cancellation of many of this year's...

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Jesus H 29.06.13 10:21pm
Titus
Procrastinators' Protest March Postponed.

[i]What do we want?[/i] More time! [i]When do we want it?[/i] Later on. Oh, hang on, that doesn't really work, does it? [but hat-top anyway to bonjonelson for the inspiration.]...

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Titus 29.06.13 10:00pm
Titus
Procrastinators' stereotypes are 1
bonjonelson 29.06.13 9:57pm
Titus
Force India forced to rethink Karen Carpenter's F1 debut. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 9:12pm
dominic_mcg
NRA defends US national stereotype 0
Arthur 29.06.13 8:01pm
Arthur
Wombles booked for Glastonbury on Monday. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 7:43pm
dominic_mcg
Your Face Sounds Familiar airs, viewers ask, 'What new kind of hell is this?' 0
Hooch 29.06.13 6:45pm
Hooch
Wimbledon confirms Henman Hill to be renamed Laura's Lady Lump. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 29.06.13 3:50pm
beau-jolly