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“Balls? Balls!"

Says Tourette’s Society...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 08.01.12 11:41am
dvo4fun
Cameron set to have his chin implant removed

It is no secret that much of Cameron's pondering power comes from his exquisitely executed hand-on-chin pose, seen time and time again when questioned are raised. But little known to most of the...

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kga6 08.01.12 11:01am
kga6
Telegram senders save 10% by taking out all the stops

More to follow. Stop...

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apepper 08.01.12 8:23am
Nick McCarr
New £500 coin to explain LBW law

The Royal Mint is to release a new £500 coin with a detailed explanation of the LBW law on it's reverse. "LBW has always caused some confusion and it's hoped that the new coin will make things much...

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apepper 08.01.12 8:21am
Nick McCarr
Spain admits Mayan calendar could well have gone beyond December 2012...

'if we hadn't destroyed their civilisation before they'd finished writing it'...

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Smart Alex 08.01.12 8:20am
Nick McCarr
Blacks in administration - Diane Abbott blames white conspiracy 4
pere floza 08.01.12 12:49am
McKevvy
'I'll have a tea please God' says Hollness as he settles into Heaven.

More from the hot spot soon...

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MADJEZ 08.01.12 12:42am
McKevvy
Heat on Diane Abbott confirms Hawking's theory 2
medici2471 08.01.12 12:08am
medici2471
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia
Nurses urged to "look" at patients. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia
Lib Dems made to wear bells in public

"Look out it's a turncoat run away run awayetc"...

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Psycadelic Squirrel 07.01.12 9:29pm
Psycadelic Squirrel
Getting PIP breast implants is not playing the Health Lottery, says minister. 0
dominic_mcg 07.01.12 9:12pm
dominic_mcg
Talent competition "very easy to judge"

Judges at a competition to find the best singer aged 11-14 at a mid-budget holiday camp in Torquay recently were relieved to announce that the final decision had been "very easy" to reach. The...

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Andrew 07.01.12 8:51pm
Perks
Obama moves USA to a single time zone

In a bold electioneering move, President Obama has declared that the whole of the United States will now not only be one time zone, but aligned to Samoa. “First is everything and every American...

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brownpaperreporter 07.01.12 7:34pm
brownpaperreporter
Meals For One Re-Launched As "Meals For The Socially Independent" 0
sredni vashta 07.01.12 6:12pm
sredni vashta
Unknown man defends his leadership of the Opposition 3
MT Bucket 07.01.12 6:05pm
sredni vashta
Police receive midnight complaint as Blacks pre-packed and sold for sport 0
medici2471 07.01.12 6:00pm
medici2471
Incompetent orchestra leader faces misconduct trial 3
button 07.01.12 5:24pm
dvo4fun
Dieticians dismayed by new final-calorie pension scheme.

Thin times ahead., (Hat-tip to Perks)...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 07.01.12 5:22pm
dvo4fun
Taliban arrest female suicide bomber for making thinly-veiled threats.

Does my bomb look big in this?...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 07.01.12 5:20pm
dvo4fun
Stan Collymore not involved in controversy

Stan Collymore has failed to show up for a controversy, leaving his agent and followers Twitterly disappointed. Many computer users, with proven levels of gullibility, were left staring forlornly at...

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ronseal 07.01.12 5:17pm
ronseal
Opponents of HS2 scheme claim enquiry was "Railroaded" 0
MT Bucket 07.01.12 3:48pm
MT Bucket
Newcastle to get free wi-i 2
Immunis 07.01.12 3:15pm
Al OPecia
Black Panther spotted on Isle of Wight

The Isle of Wight Council today confirmed that it was drafting, in extra police officers in the hunt for a black panther, following a, number of reports by islanders. In a recent press release,...

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fernandomando 07.01.12 2:27pm
writinginbsl
Mouse Finds Man In Pasty. 4
sredni vashta 07.01.12 2:22pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Cameron: NHS Patients to do ward inspections and "minor surgical procedures" 1
MT Bucket 07.01.12 2:14pm
writinginbsl
Synchronised swimmer drowns. Remaining team members follow. 3
Smart Alex 07.01.12 2:09pm
writinginbsl
Lloyd Grossman still entering C-list celebrity houses when they are shopping

recent CCTV shows...

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gaijintendo 07.01.12 2:08pm
writinginbsl
Taliban unveil plans to unveil women 0
Dumbnews 07.01.12 12:27pm
Dumbnews
I'll have an R.I.P please Bob. 5
MADJEZ 07.01.12 12:01pm
gaijintendo