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Clegg Delighted With New Roll 0
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Deputy Prime Minister Mick Clegg has resorted to You Tube to publicise his new roll of red tape. "It was unnecessarily tangled and complicated, and I rolled it up very neatly," he says on the video...

First the iPod, then the iPhone and the iPad, next the iJerk 0
hero2zero 3 years

Green energy fans applauded the introduction of the iJerk; a device which when fitted to a male teenager’s wrist uses the energy of masturbation to charge personal electronic devices. The...

Surrealists "delighted" as Tate & Lyle announce plans to sell sugar arm 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Fraud squad investigate reports of 'sweetener' in Tate & Lyle sale 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Clegg urged to repeal law making it illegal to die in the houses of parliament 0
andhrimnir 3 years
United Nation's 5-year $80m World Population Study announces findings. 0
pinxit 3 years

'There's one born every minute'...

Pathologist claims he knows his patients inside out 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Groping masseuses is "essential in fight against global warming", says Al Gore 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Milliband brothers to quit politics? 1
hero2zero 3 years

David and Edward Milliband are rumoured to be quitting politics to follow in the footsteps of the Grimes brothers and audition for X Factor as quirky duo, D'Edward!...

Crufts object to Hagues proposal for 2014 Afghan exit 1
andhrimnir 3 years
Dyonisus calls for a return of "proper satyr" 1
wallster 3 years

Oh, those merry little sylvan imps...

Defence Minister arrested. Girls 'scarred for life' by Fox 0
pinxit 3 years

Doctor in the house...

Uproar at Wimbledon as Serena unveils new stroke. 0
pinxit 3 years

'Bitch Slap' ruled 'legal'...

World's first charisma transplant patient 'critical' 2
pinxit 3 years

Piers 'in the balance' says Mrs Morgan...

Explorers find point on the political spectrum where satirists enter denial 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

A scientific exploration is setting out to answer one of the enduring comedy writing mysteries of the age. At what point in the political spectrum must the PM be to make satirists go into denial?...

Blair to lauch own scent 6
gregle 3 years

Following on in a long line of celebrities marketing their own fragrances, Tony Blair has announced plans to launch his own "Eau de Tony". His spokesperson explained that the aftershave will try to...

Ant & Dave candid about latest job 0
Sinnick 3 years

Ant & Dave have today admitted that their new job is quite similar to presenting BB. Indeed, running the UK is not as hard as they'd thought. The photo session in the garden of no.10 went well,...

Who’s the daddy? 1
hero2zero 3 years

Concerns have been raised following the world’s first batch of testicle transplants, parents of the first birth, to a couple living in their £400,000 Cheltenham residence in the desirable centre...

Forensic Homeopathologist offers Police “alternative” evidence, suspects 5
Golgo13 3 years

When Detective Inspector Craig King hits a dead-end with conventional investigative police-work, he knows where to turn. Forensic homeopathologist Simon Yates. Since 1997, Simon Yates has been...

Alien Gonzales admits it was a stroke of genius that Fox news changed his name 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to Elian to make him more acceptable to the American viewing public after washing up on the American shore from his homeland Cuba ,his friend wetback had no such luck ...

Hairy Bikers dinner guest finds Ducati 500 in soup 1
edward hack 3 years

Table for two soon...

Police chief: 'Too much paperwork, bogs down' 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Police are buried under mess of their own making thanks to an excess of paperwork, and bureaucracy is preventing them sorting it out says Sir Denis O'Connor, chief inspector of constabulary....

Scientists: 'Kiss inflation' between new lovers means 'x' keys wear out faster 0
la maga 3 years
Writer calls for a return to “proper satire” 0
BillyBitzer 3 years

In an incisive interview on the BBC website, John O’Farrell called for satirists to start targeting powerful people again, rather than continuing to lampoon the poor and uneducated. “With the...

New Blackberry Pearl mobile phone 'outsmarts mother nature' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Obama admits the War on terror cannot be won ,because we have too many weapons , 0
arrghgarry 3 years

lackey countries that will supports us and China that will buy our debt...

After BBC cut backs flagship programme to be renamed "The Nick-Nacks Roadshow". 1
Ian Searle 3 years

and 'Have I got a Newspaper for You?'...

Murray to sue The Sun after they called him "Home Counties tennis maestro" 0
simonjmr 3 years

"When I win I'm the Home Counties Maestro but if I lose I'm a dour Scottish loser" More soon...

Murray minting it from tennis 0
PluckyMunky 3 years
Trots, Liberals, Fags, Hippies evicted from Parliament Square 0
la maga 3 years

"Look here," said Boris with a flick of his hair. "When tourists come to Parliament Square they don't want to see a bunch of mangy protesters taking part in an active democratic process. They want to...