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Osborne to combine VAT on hot food with increase in postal rates

to be called Pasty Parcel Tax...

Tomfinger 28.03.12 8:37pm
Pope urges Cubans to search for non-existent deity 0
Mandy Lifeboat 28.03.12 8:28pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Cameron advises big business to top up Tory Party coffers 0
Mandy Lifeboat 28.03.12 8:16pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Britain's Got Talent Hopeful to Invent Sob Story In Bid to Win Public Votes

Peter Blyth, a moderately talented pub singer from Aylesbury has engaged a top PR Consultant to aid his audition on ITVs Britain's Got Talent., "My problem is, I had a very happy childhood, was...

deluca 28.03.12 8:08pm
Aliens land in Old Trafford

When interviewed one alien said that they would be leaving as there is no atmosphere...

GillsImp 28.03.12 8:02pm
Two Men Walked into a Bar

You would have thought the second would have realised?...

GillsImp 28.03.12 7:33pm
Henry IV denies responsibility for enciting warfare

So shaken as we are, so wan with care Find we a time for frighted peace to pant,, And breathe short-winded accents of new broils, To be commenced in strands afar remote. Henry denied to comment...

GillsImp 28.03.12 7:19pm
Conspiracy Theorist Fails to deny Conspiracy

A conspiracy theorist has denied reporte that conspiracies are just a theory. This has puzzled various groups including the illuminati who believe that this is lights the fire of confusion...

GillsImp 28.03.12 6:42pm
Racing barnacles compete in limpet games 1
nickb 28.03.12 6:24pm
Haywood Manley
Train carriage evacuated as passenger sets phone to "silent but deadly" mode. 0
Haywood Manley 28.03.12 6:19pm
Haywood Manley
Dead inventor of Greek dip gets posthumous praise 5
nickb 28.03.12 6:13pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tulisa seeks gagging order 16
medici2471 28.03.12 6:12pm
Dignitas to introduce new Gift Vouchers and Loyalty schemes

This journalist asks is there an Exit strategy...

Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 5:36pm
Petrol Stations reporting Nectar points shortages 0
Scronnyglonkle 28.03.12 5:32pm
Traffic Warden praised for customer service

A traffic warden working in Buckingham has become the first ‘civil enforcement officer’ to have received a letter of praise. The letter was written by a motorist who had been penalised for...

Perks 28.03.12 5:27pm
Osborne hopes to curb satire with the introduction of pastiche tax 1
simonjmr 28.03.12 4:31pm
'Stapling stuff' is in our genes say Docs

A two year study into office worker habits has led to the conclusion that humans are ingrained with 'the need to staple stuff'. The blind study, so described due to the number of staple related eye...

kga6 28.03.12 4:18pm
Maude Bullish about petrol storage ideas

Minister for the Cabinet Office, Francis Maude has defended his plans for the public storage of fuel today. Speaking outside the Houses of Parliament, Maude was bullish about his suggestion that...

monkeechicken 28.03.12 4:10pm
US face transplant success offers solution to Labour concerns over Ed Miliband

Labour supporters are said to be ‘cautiously optimistic’ today after news of a successful face transplant in the US opened up the potential for quietly replacing a worryingly inept party leader...

Vertically Challenged Giant 28.03.12 4:07pm
Scientists discover new 'heat' description

Up until now there have been three different colours to describe heat: Red Hot (just hot), White Hot (very hot) and Blue Hot (extremely hot). But now a group of scientists from London University...

Exiled Royal 28.03.12 3:43pm
Exiled Royal
Cook chill manufacturer "too chilled to cook" 0
nickb 28.03.12 3:23pm
Food critics insist Greggs pasties will continue to be zero rated 1
charlies_hat 28.03.12 3:02pm
It gets worse for jailed Twitter-Twat as US seeks extradition

That Welsh bloke who was jailed for tweeting stupid racist stuff is to face an ordinary rendition to an American State Penitentiary, under Britain's new draconian One Way Extradition Treaty. [I'M...

ronseal 28.03.12 2:59pm
NHS to strike next week....

Francis Maude advises people not to panic and just make sure they have adaquete supplies of scalpels, X-ray machines, rubber gloves, heart monitors, scanning equipment , antibiotics and Viagra...

Theodore Sprangshaft 28.03.12 2:44pm
Theodore Sprangshaft
Sex Mad Clam Finally Finds Love

It was reported that a clam apparently unsuccessful in finding a partner has pulled a muscle...

GillsImp 28.03.12 2:36pm
EU forces Poundland to go metric. In future will be known as Kiloland. 0
MADJEZ 28.03.12 2:34pm
Stockpiling at the Pumps

I actually saw this for myself. Loads of people at my local petrol station leaving stock on the forecourt. The council will have a job clearing all the mess...

GillsImp 28.03.12 2:31pm
The Mighty Drive

Peter Allen.' A man in Norwich claims he has discovered a cure for apathy but first the weather'...

Theodore Sprangshaft 28.03.12 2:29pm
Theodore Sprangshaft
Come into the Garage, Maude

The career of Tory Cabinet Office Minister Francis Maude was said to be 'up in smoke' today after he advised the public to store petrol in their homes. Maude urged people to take "sensible...

pinxit 28.03.12 2:15pm
BBC to axe 140 news correspondents

The BBC has announced its intention to cut 140 positions from its News department as part of an attempt to slash over £200m from its budget. The move has been criticised by a number of experts and...

grumblechops 28.03.12 1:58pm