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Couple divorce after dating site fail to identify them as a match 3
cuckoowatoo 4 years

It is reported that Mr and Mrs Richards had seen the television campaign for the dating site E-Harmony. The adverts claim that a scientific approach using 29 dimensions is adopted to determine...

Reckless idiot condemned for trying to make TV documentary without a celebrity 6
ronseal 4 years

A TV production company that tried to make a factual documentary without a celebrity presenter was rescued yesterday, saving them from almost certain oblivion. It took Christopher Biggins and Leslie...

Gerry Adams says his election campaign 'is a blast'. 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Gerry Adams today said that his campaign in the Northern Ireland elections 'is a real blast.', 'I don't think it's going to bomb,' he said confidentally. 'It's firing on all cylinders, and in the...

Secret service say '7/7 wasn't our fault - we were too incompetent to stop it.' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

The head of the British secret services, known only as Sir Basil Harrington of Mews Place, Haslemere, Surrey GU17 4BQ, has angrily denied they were in any way responsible for 7/7 (or any other...

For better or verse, Totnes drinkers look forward to a poetry-free pint... 4
Doylem 4 years

Frank Fielding’s dreary poems have divided opinions in Totnes, a place where a man with a cravat, floppy hair, a strange, plonking voice and a notebook full of doggerel can feel at home. Some...

Instead of a knighthood Bruce Forsyth settles for marrying the Queen 1
4 years
Ozzies recognize a national fugitive in Lake Windemere: The Bunyip 0
Hunter F. Thompson 4 years

The Bunyip is now thought to be the leader of Al Qaeda, clearly [i]en route[/i] for Scotland.more soon, as extradition requests proliferate...

New dating site makes it easier to find lots of people not interested in you 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Protestors demand Gaddafi improve his image with new sunglasses 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gandalf steps down in protest misunderstanding. More soon. 0
malgor 4 years
Bill Gates tweats, "We must defeat Apple! ... Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gadaff-ugout chant Libyan protesters. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
wacky races start with army surplus special 2
4ty2 4 years

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091115210761/uncyclopedia/images/d/dd/ArmySurplusSpecialAni.gif http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51344000/jpg/_51344663_bahraintanksreuters466.jpg...

9/11 Actually 11/9, 7/7 Unaffected 1
4 years
Cameron Confirms That 'Big Society' Relaunch A Flop..... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.As he jumps to his next gimmick - checking out the sand in Egypt for George Wimpey., Yippee!...

Mouse to move in with Deputy PM 0
JamieTea 4 years

http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k550/JamieTea/Random%20Pix/mouseandcleggcopy.jpg, The Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has announced his decision to adopt a stray mouse, which has been causing...

50 Year Old Blokes Concede the Dwarf on Singing Ringing Tree 1
4 years

Used to "scare the beejazus" out of them. Speaking from behind his sofa, Jeremy "X" was annoyed that it had now popped up on Youtube, opening old wounds. "There was a weird big fish and a bear too"...

Glenn Hoddle first choice star in Subo biopic. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Failing that Glen Ford, Glen Campbell or Glen Fiddich...

Lady Gaga following a whiskey only "drunk diet", she's already lost three days. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Libyan protestors are advised if they see Gadaffi, duck. 4
4 years
‘The King’s Speech’ – 'too much killing and not enough gags' say L.A. critics 3
Gerontius 4 years

Despite being nominated for 15 BAFTAS and destined for success at the Oscars ‘The Kings Speech’ has been condemned by some film critics for over-glorifying violence and promoting race hatred.,...

Mouth of Hell to Open in Central London.... Maw soon 0
AndyOverhead 4 years
Robin Williams playing Mrs Doubtfire to play Susan Boyle in new biopic... 0
Doylem 4 years
BBC statement on claims that Real Hustle was faked was a fake, it was claimed. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Well duh, BBC tells viewers conned by show about conmen 2
Darkbill 2.0 4 years

The BBC today responded to allegations that The Real Hustle a show about conmen had attempted to fool viewers by using actors instead of members of the public. Dawn Garnet, BBC 3 Head of Light...

Libyan civil war: 'I say, terribly sorry to chuck this grenade at you, old bean' 1
John Wiltshire 4 years

'Oh, don't mention it, old chap - I've still got one leg left.'...

Jasmine revolution to be rebranded as 'manlier' "Old Spice" revolution 1
Nick McCarr 4 years

smelling better soon...

BBC accused of Dumbing Down with new series WTF Do You Think You Are? 0
4 years
Welcome to Zerza Middle Eastern restaurant ... 0
Skylarking 4 years

please wait here to be unseated...

Riots in Oman - protesters demand 'a bad ruler so we can riot too' 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

Protestors in Oman were rioting in the streets today, demanding that they be governed by an evil military dictator so that they could riot in the streets like every other country in the region., 'We...