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Fellatio Tax would be "a blow for the whole economy" claim critics 0
LittleSpender 3 years
Critics Question Existence Of Messi 0
jmcl 3 years

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Nadal weaker than Murray on slighted-melted bitumen, claim experts 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

Arse-picking Wimbledon Champion, Rafa Nadal, would likely lose a rematch against Andy Murray, if it was played on a surface of melting tar, according to experts. Tennis chiefs believe such...

NY man blows off arm with fireworks. Couldn't get to gun in time says NRA 1
Ostsee 3 years
Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi or Lockerbie bomber for short 4
arrghgarry 3 years

says the Doctor who examined him was absolutely fucking shite.However, having said that he thinks bygones should be bygones .If he had been any good I would be working my way through a line of 72...

Fans upset at "I'm just a bad actor not a vampire" Pattinson confession 0
simonjmr 3 years
Carnage as old women fight to pay cafe bill 4
Oxbridge 3 years

The centre of Stourbridge remains sealed off after the massacre that took place when sisters Betty Green and Pat Bonsall both tried to pay their lunch bill in Alberto's Cafe in the High Street...

Planck telescope discovers it doesn't exist 0
ramblesnake 3 years

can't find itself on any of the photos it's taken of the universe...

Tony Blair wins US peace prize. Satire found dead in hotel room. 1
Ludicity 3 years
Nationwide reluctant to re-possess England team due to resale value fear 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
England's new sponsor to be Confused.com 1
Catch25 3 years

New shirt design to feature company logo...

Leaked government paper reveals benefit/spend analysis plan. 1
hero2zero 3 years

The proposed system forces all benefits to be issued as credit on a “Consumer benefits account,” all spending allowed only against a commodity-specific Debit Card, no cash transactions allowed,...

Steve Jobs goes to the toilet to do a number 2 but actually looks more like a 1 4
arrghgarry 3 years

them it occurs to him if a small portion breaks off he could have the i shit on his hands .Would he be able to even more i crap to an already saturated market...

After giving Blair peace prize, U.S. seeks to extradite Brian Haw for war crimes 0
rickwestwell 3 years
M62 traffic chaos caused by plastic arm found near hard shoulder. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Steve Jobs claims 'iPhone would have better signal under A.V. system' 0
euankitson 3 years
Cristiano Ronaldo 'proud father' as baby takes first steps, dribbles and dives 0
Ludicity 3 years
Wedding breaks out at Alex Reid's latest fight. 2
Ian Searle 3 years
Man admits joining 'Relationship site' just to get a shag. 5
MADJEZ 3 years

Female members of the eHormoney computer dating site were shocked by the revelation that unscrupulous males are giving inaccurate answers in order to obtain sex with lonely gullible women. One man...

Teaching standards "Not as good as what they should be" says report 10
rickwestwell 3 years

A report commissioned to examine the standard of teaching in Britain's schools has reached the scathing conclusion that "teachers are not as good as what they should be", and that "much more must,...

World Cup made from cocaine seized by Maradona 0
Ludicity 3 years
Dorset Police looking for Cerne Abbas Giant 0
edward hack 3 years

Dorset police are today investigating the theft of a large white chalk figure from a hillside near the market town of Dorchester., The figure, known locally as The Rude Giant disappeared from its...

Thousands of wind-up torches recalled.. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

..for occasionally flashing "I'm a bit of a comedian me" in morse code...

Jacko's family say they still 'feel' him, kids say "Now he knows what it's 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Cameron admits Civil Service were anything but when told of budget cuts 0
sauce 3 years
Shock Poll Result at Manchester Branch of Atheists UK 2
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'There is a God, but only in the Red half of Manchester.'...

Terry Wogan fumes in daily mail interview ,if the "stars" at the BBC don`t take 0
arrghgarry 3 years

a pay cut how will they be able to afford my daily 10000 pounds fee for children in need gig...

Wife burns tea 4
Gary Stanton 3 years

John and Sophie Davis, a couple from Macclesfield, agreed to a trial separation last night after a kitchen disaster which saw Sophie needlessly burn John’s tea to a crisp. John’s high-powered...

George Bush Jr. realises that having a catchy title like Vagina Monolouges 5
arrghgarry 3 years

could be the one to announce his one man speech show thingymejig...

Autocue fault Causes Offence At Country Music Awards 4
Svendo 3 years

As Kenny Rogers is about to be presented with Biggest Country Star award...