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All Antony Worrall Thompson recipes now to begin ‘Take and pay for’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.01.12 9:19am
Duncan Biscuit
House of Commons bar to shut on 2 days a week. 1
Ostsee 09.01.12 9:14am
Griffin
Anwar Ibrahim claims career is buggered despite being found innocent 0
charlies_hat 09.01.12 9:00am
charlies_hat
Death of Sandringham girl in reindeer Xmas jumper 'inexplicable' says Philip 0
cinquecento 09.01.12 8:56am
cinquecento
Dead woman found at Sandringham ‘only a foreigner'

explains relieved Diane Abbott...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 09.01.12 8:53am
cinquecento
Cinemas to inflate ticket prices for The Iron Lady to immerse viewers in 80s 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 8:46am
nickb
"I had my 2 drink free days in 1995 and 2003" says Charles Kennedy

MPs have recommended that people have 2 drink free days. In a confused statement, former Lib dem leader Charles Kennedy claims that he's already had his two - in 1995 and 2003. MPs have responded...

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apepper 09.01.12 8:46am
apepper
LVA uproar at Government's "two dry days a week" advice 0
Scroat 09.01.12 8:34am
Scroat
iPhone 5 to include ‘Pray as you Go’ app to give direct access to Steve Jobs

Apple are rumoured to be close to confirming more details about the eagerly iPhone 5, and that one of its key new features will be touchless ‘pray as you go’ technology allowing users to connect...

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fernandomando 09.01.12 8:31am
Scroat
Have 2 free drinks a day, say MPs. 0
Griffin 09.01.12 7:43am
Griffin
Vinny Jones hopeful that ad campaign can resuscitate career 1
irregular apple 09.01.12 12:03am
dvo4fun
Man who beat-out "Stayin Alive" on Sovereign charged with treason 0
antharrison 08.01.12 11:53pm
antharrison
Luis Suarez serves ban shouting from the Kop 6
Perks 08.01.12 8:30pm
medici2471
Ed Balls ticked off with Tourette's label

More to follow in a tick...

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apepper 08.01.12 7:54pm
apepper
Cameron attributes Tourettes remarks to ‘cultural differences’

Language used ‘doesn’t have offensive overtones for someone with his background at Eton’; lack of familiarity with ordinary English life means that Prime Minister ‘can’t be expected to...

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muchofamuchness 08.01.12 7:05pm
dvo4fun
Camden Man Loses Life But Finds Keys. 0
sredni vashta 08.01.12 6:56pm
sredni vashta
Meryl Streep to play Arthur Scargill in The Anthracite Man 2
roybland 08.01.12 6:36pm
Ostsee
Headline writers agree, 'man with tourettes' is a great ticker 1
Perks 08.01.12 4:20pm
Dignitas to provide a mobile clinic for people in rural areas. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.01.12 3:37pm
dominic_mcg
Mrs T

Apparently new movie The Iron Lady has had to be given an 18 certificate,as it’s unsuitable for miners! film at 11...

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waggy 08.01.12 3:31pm
allmyownstunts
New Hope As Cameron Fails To Insult a Minority Sector For 24 Hours

After weeks of coaching and strict censorship, David Cameron’s aids at last feel they have achieved a goal that many thought could never have achieved in the course of a single parliamentary term. ...

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Deimos 08.01.12 12:05pm
tedweasel
“Balls? Balls!"

Says Tourette’s Society...

1
John Ffitch-Rucker 08.01.12 11:41am
dvo4fun
Cameron set to have his chin implant removed

It is no secret that much of Cameron's pondering power comes from his exquisitely executed hand-on-chin pose, seen time and time again when questioned are raised. But little known to most of the...

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kga6 08.01.12 11:01am
kga6
Telegram senders save 10% by taking out all the stops

More to follow. Stop...

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apepper 08.01.12 8:23am
Nick McCarr
New £500 coin to explain LBW law

The Royal Mint is to release a new £500 coin with a detailed explanation of the LBW law on it's reverse. "LBW has always caused some confusion and it's hoped that the new coin will make things much...

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apepper 08.01.12 8:21am
Nick McCarr
Spain admits Mayan calendar could well have gone beyond December 2012...

'if we hadn't destroyed their civilisation before they'd finished writing it'...

1
Smart Alex 08.01.12 8:20am
Nick McCarr
Blacks in administration - Diane Abbott blames white conspiracy 4
pere floza 08.01.12 12:49am
McKevvy
'I'll have a tea please God' says Hollness as he settles into Heaven.

More from the hot spot soon...

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MADJEZ 08.01.12 12:42am
McKevvy
Heat on Diane Abbott confirms Hawking's theory 2
medici2471 08.01.12 12:08am
medici2471
Tropical VD clinic to introduce tick-box quality control. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 07.01.12 10:37pm
Al OPecia