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Summer to stay as Met Police/Office team up to predict daylight robberies 0
kga6 02.10.11 2:09pm
kga6
Nicorette to offer menthol patches 0
nickb 02.10.11 12:17pm
nickb
Restaurant called couple at home to ask 'is everything still all right?'

As John and Nicola Williams prepared for bed, they were astonished to get a phone call from the restaurant where they'd dined earlier that evening. 'I was just about to get into bed, when the phone...

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roybland 03.10.11 8:35am
TokyoTomato
Current generation claim "Sudoku puzzles were harder back in our day"

Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, has come under fire today amidst further claims that the sudoku puzzle has been "dumbed down". The claims look certain to force a Government U-turn on...

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kga6 02.10.11 9:24am
kga6
Long John Silver to rethink underwear choices 0
nickb 02.10.11 8:52am
nickb
Cricketer with gun goes for a duck

more soon (Edit from, Cricketer with gun out for a duck) Vote now...

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kga6 02.10.11 2:41pm
kga6
Newspaper for the hearing impaired will be entirely in capital letters

MORE SOON!...

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nickb 03.10.11 7:11pm
Screenie
Hospitals told to expect more cuts in self harming units. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 03.10.11 7:09pm
Screenie
'I never was the egg man' reveals Walrus 0
nickb 02.10.11 8:20am
nickb
NEWCASTLE COUPLE SCOOP £10 ON LOTTO

IT was celebrations all round in the North East of England last night as Newcastle couple Kevin and Donna-Marie Hannaway matched 3 numbers on the Lotto main draw and won £10. Kevin,(32) and...

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delightfullyodd 03.10.11 12:36pm
dvo4fun
THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST" - 2

We call this time, "The Time of the Whirling Christ" because it begins and ends with "Christ Whirling"., In the First Century, it was wrote that, "Christ whirled and the faithful started whirling...

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yuri_nahl 16.12.11 9:53am
Son of Barnabas
Government let down dementia sufferers with broken promises...

to be fair, if you're going to break a promise to anyone...

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Ironduke 01.10.11 11:06pm
Ironduke
New cuts: Navy ordered to use Cat 'o' Seven Tails and reduce to Five by 2013.

More cuts are expected...

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Iscariot 02.10.11 9:13pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Fleetwood Mac sued by Apple

More i-soon...

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Iscariot 01.10.11 9:27pm
kga6
Long John Silver berates pirates for taking disabled woman instead of wheelchair 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:54pm
Runestone Cowboy
Second-hand Tardis seller denies claim it's been clocked 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:50pm
Runestone Cowboy
Apple deny stealing '3 way call' technology from conference pears 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:24pm
Runestone Cowboy
Sky News editors' panic: 'Jacko manslaughter' defendant may change plea 0
dvo4fun 01.10.11 7:43pm
dvo4fun
Guardian latest: still no evidence Bullingdon Club took Britain into illegal war 0
ronseal 01.10.11 7:34pm
ronseal
Al-Qaeda to sue Ahmadinejad for stealing their thunder 0
Dumbnews 01.10.11 4:22pm
Dumbnews
EU condemn piracy involving disabled Frenchwoman

A spokesman from the EU was quick to condemn the piracy involving a disabled Frenchwoman. "Whatever were they thinking off? Do they have access ramps for disabled people. Are there disabled toilets...

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aksakal 01.10.11 3:07pm
aksakal
Gregorian Calendar's days are numbered says Business Csar

Vince Cable today unveiled plans to decimalise the calendar in a bold bid to stimulate economic growth., Addressing the CBI, the Business Secretary outlined key points of the innovative project...

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tedweasel 01.10.11 1:00pm
tedweasel
Every TV show in the Autumn schedules “to feature Stephen Fry”

The BBC, ITV and Sky joined forces last night to announce that every single programme to be shown on British television over the next six months will, on pain of death, feature Stephen Fry in some...

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Mathna 02.10.11 9:28pm
borednow
Nunnery Bans Cigarette Vending Machines: Nuns Forced to Kick Habit

From today, agitated nuns will no longer be allowed to enlighten up to ease their frustration as new laws ban cigarette vending machines. Nuns rely on the machines due to the extensive nun-curfew...

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kga6 01.10.11 11:03am
kga6
Humour scientists get a lift when discovering elevator joke works on many levels 1
Perks 01.10.11 10:55am
kga6
Contract Fraud Trumps Café Suicide as Cops Probe Bridge Over Troubled Waiter 0
kga6 01.10.11 10:47am
kga6
Saudi woman driver goes out on the lash to celebrate 0
Scroat 01.10.11 9:30am
Scroat
'You're only one speech away from becoming a party leader' public warned

Anyone who makes a half decent speech in the next week could regret it for life, as an aggrievance of press gangs roam the country looking for potential party leaders. One young woman, Yvette, has...

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ronseal 01.10.11 8:50am
dvo4fun
ITV launches new reality show for cataract patients: Scars in their eyes. 1
dominic_mcg 03.10.11 7:10pm
writinginbsl
Changes to Employment Law Makes "Death Illegal"

Changes to the employment law are being proposed which makes dying a legally grey area. As well as extended the length of employment before claims for unfair dismissal can be pursued, another change...

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apepper 01.10.11 7:28am
apepper