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UK and US to outsource munitions production to Yemen to save costs.. 0
ItsReevesy 3 years

they've even offered to pay the shipping costs says procurement officer Major Thomas "Tommo" Etherington...

Take That BecomeThe Second Fastest Sellout Behind The Lib Dems 3
IABP 3 years
Benefit cap ‘will not affect any houses in Westminster' promises Cameron 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Plenty more soon...

Terror alert as explosives found on US planes bound for Iraq and Afghanistan 2
rickwestwell 3 years
Cameron reminds UK public to turn the clock back ‘thirty years’ this weekend 3
Fin Robertson 3 years

Prime Minister David Cameron today asked the people of Britain if they wouldn’t mind turning their clocks back an extra ‘thirty years’ on Sunday night. “By Monday morning I confidently...

Ginger rodent': Danny Alexander calls harriet Harman the Odious cunt 1
arrghgarry 3 years

as do many English people...

New Facebook feature lets you restrict status updates to same gender friends 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Moody downgrades Karma to junk status 0
Dumbnews 3 years

A wishful thinking speculative investment that loses value in the long term...

Deluded Cameron Given Dunce Cap And Abacus By His Old Maths Teacher 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.due to Dave's 'can't count, won't count' cockup at the Euro-summit - 'Oh, yes, a 2.5% fall-back figure is a fantastic victory compared to my initial 0% demand.'...

Nimbus Racing Broom Company Announce Safety Recall of Nimbus 2000 Broomsticks 0
IABP 3 years

More Broom...

Nick Clegg says he is now so busy he has to eat the dog poo that people shove 0
arrghgarry 3 years

through his door...

Workman hits out at 'sinister' lift-with-your-knees lobby 0
dogwheels 3 years

A Basingstoke workman has hit-out at what he has described as a 'sinister' faction within the manual labour industry that is telling people to lift with their knees. Matt Twaddle, a 45-year-old...

Clegg: "I'm so hated that people put the Daily Mail through my door!" 1
3 years

Nick Clegg claims that voters angry about government spending cuts have pushed Daily Mail through his letterbox and sung the Eastenders theme at him in the street. In an interview paid for in candy...

Harman 'sorry'.'Ginger rodent' comparison to Danny Alexander 'unkind to rod 1
JP 3 years
Training videos for nurses to be replaced with porn 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Neurologists shocked to find man with two minds 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Foxes die of shock instead as they find out some tories support hunt ban. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Sheridan to finance SSP with pay per view live web cam. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
US foetus sued for spoiling mum-to-be's figure 1
Sinnick 3 years
Academics still not funny say homosexuals 0
Gerontius 3 years
Emilio Estevez is proved right that turning your mexican name to an Irish name 0
arrghgarry 3 years

just turns you into a drunken dickhead ...

Scientists 'no closer' to finding a colour for Thursday 5
dicky37 3 years

Experts admitted last night they were ‘still years away’ from discovering a colour for the elusive weekday. “we have Blue Monday, Ruby Tuesday, Orange Wednesdays and Black Friday, but the true...

Friends and family pay tribute to who a cross dressing prostitute 0
arrghgarry 3 years

who was also a lawyer ,he (Sonia) would always give discounts to friends and family...

"You're Now Better Than Us" says Ricky Ponting as he Starts Ashes Mind Games 0
IABP 3 years
Belfast film-maker finds evidence of time travel 0
Sinnick 3 years

after watching Doctor Who...

Airport security to include Rorschach test 0
roybland 3 years
Cricket Test team's WAGs travel ban results in long plane trip sans witty banter 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

Barmy Army to disband...

True Conversations are the best.. Clocks going Forward 1
Rowly 3 years

Wife."are the clocks changing Sunday", me "yes dear", Wife. "which way are they going", Me."backwards Dear", Wife "what time will they change?", Me " to be precise, about 1 o'clock", Wife...

Fragment of Clegg's orginal Desert Island Discs list discovered. 0
BillyBitzer 3 years

, 6 - Leader of the Gang - Gary Glitter, 7 - Any Dream Will Do - Jason Donovan, 8 - I'll Do Anything for Love but I Won't Do That - Meatloaf Book - [s]Animal Farm, [/s] something liberal - ask...

Ryanair announce fast-food restaurant chain "O'Donnell's" 10
Sinnick 3 years

Michael O'Leary, the popular CEO of Ryanair, has today unveiled a plan to compete in the fast-food business. The restaurant chain is to be called O'Donnell's, to compete directly with McDonalds. It...