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Sir Michael Wilshaw condemneds literacy reports

Sir Michael Wilshaw has condemned today, reports that Uk literacy standards are falling, writing to the Times today he stated 'it's not the kids fault, it's the kurikulum they teech in skools these...

wilkieone 15.03.12 10:48am
Cameron now supports "Some Sex" marriages 0
arthurminnit 15.03.12 10:23am
Muppet quits 'toxic' show

The Muppet Show was subjected to a scathing attack by one of its own senior stars yesterday. Kermit, the green-skinned froggish MC said he was quitting because he could no longer work with people...

Zadok the second 15.03.12 10:14am
Zadok the second
Maggy Thatcher Baritone?

A recent survey suggests speakers with deeper voices, such as Margaret Thatcher, are more commandingso, that has nothing to do with her having a full set of balls and a moustache then?...

wilkieone 15.03.12 9:54am
....edited out...

..been done, withdrawn...

cinquecento 15.03.12 9:34am
Discovery channel not keen on 'Bear Grylls Grills Bears'

Bear Grylls has been sacked by The Discovery Channel following a contract dispute between the two parties. It is understood that the intrepid explorer wanted to grill bears just to get a catchy name...

Perks 15.03.12 9:19am
Mr Norman Bates wishes to point out that Mother's Day is everyday 1
roybland 15.03.12 9:15am
Same sex marriages supported

In order to strengthen ties between America and the Middle East, Cameron openly supports same sex marriages.,...

wilkieone 15.03.12 9:13am
Same sex marriages supported 0
wilkieone 15.03.12 9:11am
Obama and Cameron visit a basketball game, and decide to throw some hoops

President Barack Obama and David Cameron visited a basketball game in Ohio, they loooked to be getting on very well during the game, sharing hotdogs and chatting., the converstation turned to the...

wilkieone 15.03.12 9:06am
David Cameron 'sorry' for confusing President for 'the butler in Fresh Prince'

Number 10 has been forced to apologise to The White House today, after money-rich but culturally-poor Etonian David Cameron, handed his bags to US President Barrack Obama, and greeted his wife...

Perks 15.03.12 9:02am
Weight Watchers to be renamed "The Hunger Games" to attract younger audience

Scenes some viewers may find disturbing, depicting older fat women have been removed to get it down to a 32c size 8 rating...

Ian Searle 15.03.12 7:29am
Dickens or Shakespeare
sectret courtroom proceedings to be released on DVD in aid if poor lawyers

the whole clegeroon affair of secret justice proceedings discovered to be modelled on the success of the secret policeman’s ball with commercial exploits of the video material...

4ty2 14.03.12 9:35pm
Argos catalogue finally sinks Encyclopaedia Britannica

After 244 years the print edition of Encyclopaedia Britannica has finally succumbed to competition from the Argos catalogue. 'It was inevitable,' said Percy Booker, who used to sell the 32-volume...

roybland 14.03.12 9:33pm
Secret papers reveal Churchill gave order to 'draw-down' troops from Dunkirk

Previously classified War Office papers show that Churchill himself gave the order to stage a 'tactial withdrawal' from the beaches of Normandy in 1940. The 'draw-down' of troops, using a hastily...

Mandy Lifeboat 14.03.12 6:41pm
Dudley fails to win official upgrade from 'Down' to 'Shitty' 0
Oxbridge 14.03.12 6:28pm
Bear Grylls to host naked barbecue show. 0
JETFAB 14.03.12 6:27pm
Basildon upgraded to bog hole; mayor delighted

The mayor of Basildon has expressed his delight at it's upgrade in status to bog hole...

apepper 14.03.12 5:56pm
Boris Jonhnson tells wife he keeps 91% of marriage vows

just not the shagging other women one obviously...

Mandy Lifeboat 14.03.12 5:42pm
Mandy Lifeboat
Chelmsford upgraded to City, Basildon upgraded to boghole

More to follow...

apepper 14.03.12 5:11pm
Salford's Media City UK explodes as viewer presses wrong red button 1
Nails UK 14.03.12 4:56pm
Russell Crow flies into storm

A bird-shaped black plastic kite tethered to a pole outside a London office has flown into controversy after a row over naming rights. A company newspaper revealed that the pigeon-scarer had been...

Midfield Diamond 14.03.12 4:27pm
Midfield Diamond
Universities in chaos as students turn up to stage "day of action" 4
OllieP 14.03.12 4:18pm
Head scratching at Thames Water over where they might find water during drought 1
Smart Alex 14.03.12 4:10pm
Tech-savvy toddlers 'falling over themselves' for BBC's 3D-eebies

Britain's toddlers and babies are making a beeline for the latest 'must have' home entertainment craze, following successful trials of the BBC's new 3D children's channel. 3D-eebies is available...

14.03.12 3:12pm
Now Obama will let Cameron play with his Lego

President Barack Obama will today let David Cameron play with his Lego and possibly have a go on his Nintendo DS. Already Cameron has had a ride on Obama's aeroplane and has been to a basketball...

roybland 14.03.12 2:49pm
Gourd Almighty
John McCririck humanely shot at Cheltenham after spraining ankle 3
charlies_hat 14.03.12 2:38pm
Gourd Almighty
Lady GaGa decides on wedding dress made entirely from spam 2
charlies_hat 14.03.12 2:17pm
Othello- The Obama Version

OTHELLO REWRITTEN, (OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE) Dramatis Personae, IAGO- Advisor to Othello - played by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago –...

14.03.12 2:17pm
Cameron jokes that Afghan War is 'hard to win'

British Prime Minister David Cameron has admitted he is struggling to win the war in Afghanistan, calling it "fast and furious". In a joint interview with the president at half-time during a...

theadministrator 14.03.12 12:44pm