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FA announces new bid team for 2026-2030 2
MC One R 3 years

1. Peter Sutcliffe 2. Rosemary West 3. Cheryl Cole...

Big Freeze To Continue.... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.as Cameron takes up the reins...

Australian grape farmers relieved that soured crops will be taken by Ponting. 1
Basil_B 3 years
Outlook still frosty after 20 years of marriage claims 45 year old man 0
simonjmr 3 years
10 tell tale signs that BBC Panorama World Cup doco was directed by the Kremlin 4
ronseal 3 years

The Daily Wail has uncovered ten incontrovertible pieces of evidence that prove the BBC's World Cup Bid spoiler documentary was directed by the Kremlin. FACT ONE: All BBC employees are chinless,...

Unemployed urged to buy things they do not need to stimulate job growth 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Survey finds most celebrating Christmas are not Christians 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Only 15 more parcel stealing days before Xmas, says post sorting office geezer 4
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Fifa: Fixed it for Arabs... 0
Doylem 3 years
UK press launch bid to supply all Russian stereotype requirements 3
MC One R 3 years
Survey shows UK businessmen get '50% more British' when in the US 2
Golgo13 3 years

Male British business travellers to the United States exaggerate their Britishness by an average of 50%, claims a new study issued by Accentia, the dialect, jargon and accent monitoring group....

Woman attacked in own home by 1KG bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk 3
BarneyRubble 3 years [quote]Jennifer Duncan yesterday[/quote] A woman from Luton was attacked in her own home yesterday by a...

Players train in England to prepare for Siberia 2022... 0
Doylem 3 years
New labelling for extra-strong beers: ‘Binge responsibly’... 0
Doylem 3 years
FIFA 'we were just sick of hearing that F***ing Elbow song' 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More corporate video-ness soon...

Wikileaks suggest that "everyone but England" knew World Cup result ages ago 0
MC One R 3 years

"Wait until you see their faces at the announcement ceremony" sniggered a spokesman...

Tabloid Big Freeze Shock! 0
Non-U 3 years

A tabloid newspaper caused a sensation today by using the Fahrenheit scale to describe the freezing temperatures that have gripped Britain for days. Normally reserved for hot weather, Fahrenheit,...

England Team plan silent protest against corruption at 2018 World Cup 1
bonjonelson 3 years

Although there are still eight years to go until the 2018 World Cup, and some of our star team players for our 2018 squad may not even have been born yet, plans are afoot within the England camp for...

Oil companies urge motorists to Panic-Buy now they've jacked the prices up. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

More profiteering soon...

Buoyant Qatar to have a crack at a bid for Winter Olympics 2018 as well 0
MC One R 3 years

"How hard can it be?" said a spokesman...

Twelve years: “plenty of time for Qataris to learn what a football looks like”.. 0
Doylem 3 years
The search for the new 'digital' Andrex puppy has started... 0
Ian Searle 3 years

McDonalds working on range of “exciting new product names” for 2011... 1
Doylem 3 years

“It was instructive to see how this iconic, global company comes up with new products”, says Frank Bruckenheimer (PhD in Food Ballistics from Hamburger University) “and fascinating to see the...

eBay for sale: 1 snowman from Kent. Quick sale essential 1
Sinnick 3 years
English F.A. to be renamed the B.N.M. (Billy No Mates). 0
MADJEZ 3 years
England World Cup Team Demand Vote-Box Technology Following Disallowed Votes 0
BarneyRubble 3 years, [quote]Some angry footballists yesterday[/quote] The England World Cup Bid Team have demanded that FIFA introduce vote-box...

FIFA accused of Anthropormorphism 0
Rowly 3 years
Scientists discover snowflake identical to one which fell in 1963 8
red 3 years

Scientists were today able to dispel the age old belief that no two snowflakes are the same. Using state of the art microscopy techniques and by catching flakes as they fell in specially designed...

Wikileaks: public “nostalgic for good old days, when we were kept in the dark". 0
Doylem 3 years
White slavers blamed for thefts of snowmen. 0
Ian Searle 3 years