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From South Pacific to Crewe for beach volleyball hopefuls 0
Basil_B 3 years

This is a real story from my local rag. There's not a beach within fifty miles of crewe., Sometimes you don't have to make it up...

Strictly Come Dancing 'getting earlier every year'. More soon. 1
Mary Evans 3 years
Bruce Willis to star in Deepwater Horizon: The Respectful Movie Reconstruction 1
la maga 3 years

The Deepwater Horizon disaster is to be made into a Hollywood film this winter, with Bruce Willis rumoured to be in the starring role. "It will be very respectful," said Dane Thompson, one of the...

Fahrenheit 451 Burned 0
Luzanos 3 years

Fahrenheit 451 Burned...

Halliburton found to be Satan's 'legit' front in battle against all that is good 0
la maga 3 years
Survey shows 100% of Mentally-ill men have Fear of Committment 0
Luzanos 3 years

Survey shows 100% of Mentally-ill men have fear of committment...

UK public book burning falls foul of Health & Safety regulations 0
hero2zero 3 years

Despite having completed a full risk assessment in writing, in triplicate, ensuring the correct use and availability of a full range of safety equipment, ensuring the presence of the required number...

Over zealous airbrushing renders Strictly stars unrecognisable 2
hero2zero 3 years

One national newspaper said, “Dust off your sequins, this time you might even recognise them,” but the BBC web page promotional photos tell a different story. “There's Gavin Henson, with a...

Ex-combat soldier, turned Police Officer struggles to adjust to public 0
hero2zero 3 years

The anonymous officer, via his blog told of how he constantly had to remind himself that he was no longer in Iraq and he should try to win the hearts and minds of the British public. Fortunately he...

John Higgins being considered for Pakistan cricket team 2
custard cream 3 years

In a surprise move, Pakistan cricket authorities have confirmed that former world snooker champion, John Higgins is in the frame for a call up to the Pakistan cricket team. Higgins has today been...

Political memoirs set to warm the winter nights 0
hero2zero 3 years

Chemical analysis of “The journey” highlights the calorific value of political memoirs to winter-shivering pensioners. A leaked report suggests that they have the capability of warming the...

Hawking's Big Bang Theory not the End of the World 4
Luzanos 3 years

Hawking's Big Bang Theory not the End of the World...

Blairs memoirs to be substituted for Korans in aid of 9/11 anniversary burnings 9
Basil_B 3 years

Now everyone is happy...

Journalist found guilty of tapping his own phone 0
Zadok the second 3 years

John Wenders, a senior editor at the News of The World has been found guilty of hacking into his own voicemails. Justice Pritchard summing up the case concluded "You have acted maliciously, wantonly...

Angelina Jolie Liquidised For Visit to Promote Plight of Chilean Miners 3
mugwump 3 years
Screenplay editors in Hollywood shocked as a word containing two syllables 5
Basil_B 3 years

is accidently included in the script for the next Sylvester Stallone action movie...

John Lennon killer Mark Chapman asks for parole so he can have another go . 3
arrghgarry 3 years
Headliner Writer Makes Headlines 0
Luzanos 3 years

Headliner Writer Makes Headlines...

French Revolutionaires FC sends Marat for an early bath 2
simonjmr 3 years
Pope Promises to get to Bottom of Abuse 0
Luzanos 3 years

Pope Promises to get to Bottom of Abuse...

David Cameron proclaims 'I'm King of the World' at Awards Ceremony 0
Luzanos 3 years

David Cameron proclaims 'I'm King of the World' at Awards Ceremony...

Health officials seek Legionnaires' source 0
riesler 3 years

North Africa "not ruled out".

Obesity surgery could save millions of sandwiches ,fish, biscuits ,chickens , 4
arrghgarry 3 years

from being turned to waste less shit...

Mclaren deny any team orders as Jenson spits another dummy out of his pram 2
Trini 3 years
First Irish genome sequenced proves they are subset of the human race 7
Griffin 3 years
Teenage girls now too ghastly to fantasise about, complain middle-aged men 12
Oxbridge 3 years

Britain faces a new crisis as a result of the so-called ‘ladette’ culture. For, according to a study of men in their 40s and 50s, the nation’s teenage girls are all such grotty, pie-scoffing...

Archaeologists battle over meaning of 21st century British hieroglyphics 10
Oxbridge 3 years

As excavations continue at the Temple of Asda in Luton, a major new find from the Old Kingdom period in Britain (c.1712-2044), Britologists are divided over the meaning of some of the symbolic...

Wild Bill Hickok named Chief Executive of Barclays 1
ChrisHarrison 3 years

The City of London has been shocked to its shallow core with the news that Barclays has appointed the infamous gambler, Wild Bill Hickok, as its new CEO. Mr Hickok was unveiled yesterday at a...

Sky football commentators amaze listeners by not mentioning cuckoo clocks 0
Basil_B 3 years

Commentators and pundits alike surprised viewers last night by not making any boring and predictable euphemisms regarding cuckoo clocks during the England versus Switzerland Euro 2012 qualifier.,...

Bin Laden launches book at Tate Modern 0
R R 3 years

Taking advantage of a recent cancellation, Osama Bin Laden decided to launch his autobiography "The Big Bang Theory" at the famous London landmark. "The canapes were lovely" reported Osama, 57...