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Border agency to get fringe benefits. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 20.02.12 8:48pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Bristol man jailed for 'using his weapon as a bus'

A Gang member from Bristol has been jailed for 3 years for attempting to use his Baseball Bat as a bus. Wayne Dwight was found guilty at Bristol Crown Court after being pulled over by police...

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Perks 20.02.12 8:21pm
dvo4fun
Viola player refuses to take part in benefits fraud.

'I'll not go on the fiddle", she says...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.02.12 8:01pm
dvo4fun
Ofcom calls for Sarcasm to be taught in care homes after latest Clarkson ruling.

Elderly told not everything said on the BBC is the gospel truth. More soon...

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MADJEZ 20.02.12 7:27pm
MADJEZ
Sun on Sunday to feature news 'of the world' 5
MADJEZ 20.02.12 7:21pm
MADJEZ
Controversial Ofcom verdict on Clarkson's comments on "The One Show"

The broadcasting standards body, Ofcom, has decided that Jeremy Clarkson was not in breach of broadcasting rules when, in a November edition of "The One Show", he suggested that striking Public...

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Gourd Almighty 20.02.12 7:18pm
Gourd Almighty
Border Agency split in two.. with imaginary line down the middle.

More obvious headline soon...

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MADJEZ 20.02.12 7:18pm
MADJEZ
Queen questioned after stalking diamond thief

Police have taken Elizabeth Windsor in for questioning following accusations of stalking by Reg Entwhistle, small time crook and diamond smuggler. Described by police as 5 foot 11 inches with curly...

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Immunis 20.02.12 7:11pm
Immunis
Duracell range slashed as they lose AAA status

More to follow...

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apepper 20.02.12 6:46pm
apepper
Synthetic meat grown in Dutch Lab, Kebab shop claims got there first years ago 1
simonjmr 20.02.12 4:59pm
Gourd Almighty
Frozen Swedish Meatballs to feature on Heston Blumenthal's latest bizarre menu 2
Gourd Almighty 20.02.12 4:54pm
Gourd Almighty
Cameron: "Nationwide Health Society safe in my hands" 1
yussle 20.02.12 4:38pm
Scroat
Health Secretary Angela Lansbury heckled by gang of mad old biddies.

More typos spoon...

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MADJEZ 20.02.12 4:02pm
MADJEZ
Leading trombonist's career on the slide 5
Nick McCarr 20.02.12 3:52pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Greece to stop export of olive oil 1
RJWinter 20.02.12 2:44pm
Dumbnews
Dyslexic priest downloads images from pedalo site 0
medici2471 20.02.12 2:42pm
medici2471
Lansley diagnosed with 'chronic selective deafness'

Health minister Andrew Lansley has contracted a rare form of selective deafness, his department announced yesterday. The condition, [i]otitis arrogantia[/i] is know to affect people in the political...

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Zadok the second 20.02.12 2:34pm
Zadok the second
Murdoch: Articles for SoS for the next 3 years finished, just need more photos 0
RJWinter 20.02.12 1:57pm
RJWinter
Lost NASA rocks found on moon. 0
RJWinter 20.02.12 1:52pm
RJWinter
Frank Warren apologises: "Usually only one British boxer ends up on the floor" 0
dvo4fun 20.02.12 1:33pm
dvo4fun
Haye complains of unfair advantage as he and Chisora go 'toe to toe' 0
JD 20.02.12 12:48pm
JD
FA fine Arsenal for 25 cases of fielding a weakened side 2
charlies_hat 20.02.12 12:46pm
charlies_hat
David Cameron To Scotland: "Let's Stay Together For The Welsh" 3
Textbook 20.02.12 12:39pm
butagirl
Japanese Sooty puppeteer commits Hari-korbett 10
Smart Alex 20.02.12 12:30pm
butagirl
Madagascar loses AAA rating; will now be known as Mdgscar

In another blow to the developing world, Madagascar has had its AAA rating removed by the Standard and Poor's agency, and will now be known only as Mdgscar. 'This is not serious news for us,' said...

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hughesroland 20.02.12 12:18pm
apepper
Heston Blumenthal blames dyslexia for Mixed Herpes outbreak at "Fat Duck" 0
dvo4fun 20.02.12 12:02pm
dvo4fun
Nonsense-spouting "Sun on Sunday" will be perfect post-church read says Murdoch.

News International's imminent replacement for the now defunct News of the World will be the perfect newspaper for those who like to start their Sundays by listening to ridiculous, made-up fairy...

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Haywood Manley 20.02.12 11:54am
Haywood Manley
UK MOD calls up 2,100 Neighbourhood watch coordinators to boost Olympic security 0
simonjmr 20.02.12 11:38am
simonjmr
Nasty nickers nick knickers

Record high textile prices are fuelling a new crime wave, according to Inspector Gray of the Met. Police’s ‘Clothing, Cushions and other Soft Furnishing Crime Unit’. “Thieves finding it...

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dvo4fun 20.02.12 11:33am
dvo4fun
Dyson launch new Power vacuum for Middle East market 2
Dumbnews 20.02.12 11:24am
malgor