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'Bomp"' man in ramalama ding dong surprise

The man who admitted putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bomp bomp has been named. He is Mr Jeremy Jacobs, originally from London. He also admitted he put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop ...

nickb 14.12.11 9:23pm
Jockeys complain about BHA's use of the probe. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.12.11 7:58pm
Highways Agency aiming for 90% of motorways to be undergoing roadworks by 2013

A spokesman for the Highways Agency has today confirmed that their current strategy is to have cones, a 50mph speed limit, and average speed cameras on 90% of the UK’s motorways by mid-2013....

Vertically Challenged Giant 14.12.11 6:35pm
Tracey Emin to become Detritus Professor of Drawing at RA 3
simonjmr 14.12.11 6:27pm
One-horse open sleigh rides 'seriously overrated' 0
Oxbridge 14.12.11 5:02pm
Nick Clegg feels honoured as Time unveils Person of the Year: The Protester 0
simonjmr 14.12.11 4:49pm
Queen's Diamond Jubilee Celebrations reduced to presentation of £50 book token. 1
seymour totti 14.12.11 4:03pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Kelly Rowland "emotionally scarred" after eating Parmo didn't get more votes 0
simonjmr 14.12.11 3:21pm
Archaeologists dismiss Shroud of Tourettes as 'another bloody hoax' 10
Username 14.12.11 2:32pm
Major Clanger
Mary Portas revealled as the original inventor of the chemical toilet. 0
Ian Searle 14.12.11 2:23pm
Ian Searle
Queen to visit space as part of Diamond Jubilee tour

As details of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations continue to unfold, Buckingham Palace today confirmed that the Queen was undertaking spaceflight training to enable her to undertake a...

Tourmaline 14.12.11 1:59pm
Co-op undertakers in takeover bid refuse to undertake transfer of undertakings 1
Sinnick 14.12.11 1:33pm
Man U buy Everest double glazing in transfer window mix-up

more to follow...

apepper 14.12.11 1:32pm
CERN disappointed as Godot particle doesn't turn up 0
Sinnick 14.12.11 1:28pm
Hard pressed Royals to holiday abroad more often next year

- more soon...

medici2471 14.12.11 1:23pm
Drunken advance on own mother blamed on iPhone autocorrect

Local teenager Michael Hedges became the latest matriphiliac able to back out of an Oedipal sexual advance toward his own mother by blaming the autocorrect function on his iPhone. "I withdrew the...

Pabst Blue Ribbon 14.12.11 12:54pm
malgor 14.12.11 12:53pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dawkins boson found by CERN known as the 'probably no God' particle 2
Username 14.12.11 12:15pm
Attenborough quits after HD footage reveals Steiff button in polar bear's ear 6
14.12.11 12:14pm
Scientists capture first glimpse of elusive Clegg boson

Scientists believe they may have recorded their first sighting of the elusive sub-political particle, the Clegg boson, otherwise known as The Sod Particle. The Clegg’s existence has been...

Ludicity 14.12.11 12:08pm
Google Street View controversy following publication of gypsy destruction

Many users of popular online stalking facility Google Street View have shown horror at the release of new digital images of the devastation caused by the participants of the TV documentary ‘Big Fat...

PReady 14.12.11 12:07pm
Mary Portas launches latest plan to get people back in High Streets, more riots! 0
Ian Searle 14.12.11 11:49am
Ian Searle
Economy Statistic Increases/Decreases more than expected

There were fresh fears of a double-dip recession today as the Bank of England revealed an alarming new statistic on the UK economy. In response, the governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King,...

Smaug 14.12.11 10:39am
Frozen Planet Penguins Merely "Happy Feet Rejects"

The BBC were in the firing line again today after investigative reporters found that they had used actors in a recent production of Frozen Planet. Eight million viewers had been led to believe the...

PReady 14.12.11 10:19am
Derren Brown to perform normal magic tricks in "Touch of the Bald" C4 show

Not satisfied with hypnosis that drives people to Maim, steel and predict the future, Derren Brown is set to unleash his most controversial televisual extravaganza in time for 2012. In his new...

Iamthestig 14.12.11 10:10am
Pimps bemoan students’ lack of sex skills

Despite figures today showing that record numbers of students are finding work in the sex industry, leading figures within the industry have joined forces today to call for improvements in the...

ianslat 14.12.11 9:55am
Frankie Boyle and Ricky Gervais found at end of punch-line.

Kick-queue already forming...

John Ffitch-Rucker 14.12.11 9:38am
Peter Jones and Duncan Bannatyne win right to perform as ‘PJ and Duncan’

After a long legal battle two of the entrepreneurs from Dragons’ Den have acquired the exclusive rights to perform under the moniker made famous by Ant and Dec in the 90s. The ruling will see the...

dicky37 14.12.11 9:37am
UK inflation falls to only 3 times the average salary increase

and no more later...

virtuallywill 14.12.11 9:30am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Student awarded honarary BJ(Hons) by punters 0
charlies_hat 14.12.11 9:27am