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Bin Laden raid 'directed by Ridley Scott' 0
4 years

The raid on Osama Bin Laden's compound was painstakingly planned and directed by Hollywood, it emerged today. "Fighting wars is an expensive business" explained a shadowy spokesman for the CIA "but...

Dyslexic MP calls for Cameroon to maintain front line public services. 1
pineapple incident 4 years
Bin Laden "still dead". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Bin Laden latest "there may be endless uninformed speculation about the future". 0
Al OPecia 4 years
He was a quiet bloke who kept himself to himsef, says Bin Laden's neighbour at P 2
ronseal 4 years

Osama Bin Laden's neighbours, who lived at the Pakistani Intelligence HQ blissfully unaware about their terrorist neighbour, have expressed surprise that a fugitive was in their midst. 'He seemed...

UK donkey sanctuary protests over reports that US forces 'busted Osama's Ass' 0
ronseal 4 years

The powerful British donkey sanctuary lobby has called for sanctions against America, the Great Satan, after reports emerged that US Navy Seals had mistreated an ass belonging to Osama Bin Laden, the...

Davina Flies in as Osama is Evicted from the Big Terror House 5
Matt T 4 years

Davina McCall is set to arrive in Pakistan in the coming hours as top American military TV producers race to put together Osama’s Best Bits from the Big Terror House in Abbottabad, Pakistan...

Bad guy killed, Americans still puzzled by lack of closing credits 1
Oxbridge 4 years
Bush "Delighted" that Bin Laden was killed by flying shoe 0
antharrison 4 years
George W Bush vows to "dance on Bin Laden's grave". More soon. 1
Al OPecia 4 years
As Osama is killed, VHS mourn the passing of their last surviving customer. 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Speak n Spell blamed for accidental death of Osama bin Laden – CIA 0
newbietryer 4 years

Barack O Bama was original target of American ‘friendly fire’ – sources...

Failure To Secure Super Injunction Results In Death for Bin Laden 1
rsmith81 4 years

Bin Laden Killed After He Fails To Extend Super Injunction Preventing Disclosure of His Whereabouts. Legal societies are up in arms after it is revealed that Osama Bin Laden's whereabouts only...

"Memory of Bin Laden will live on..." says chairman of Hide and Seek 0
Qoxiivi 4 years

Appreciation Society More soon...

Elton John rushes out Osama tribute "Sandals in the Bin." 2
tl72uk 4 years
Munchkins Serenade Pakistani Villagers 0
pineapple incident 4 years

A group of fifteen to twenty strange looking dwarfs have approached villagers in Abbottabad singing joyously after news that a US military battalion has fallen from the sky. ...

Al-Qaeda take on office temp as new public figurehead 0
Ludicity 4 years

Global terror network al-Qaeda have confirmed Miss Kimberly Smalls, an office temp from Swansea, as their new symbolic figurehead. ‘We needed someone who could step in at short notice and fill this...

Abbotabad shopkeeper regrets stocking up on cassette tapes over weekend. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Al-Qaeda to sue Apple over iPhone tracking data. 2
tl72uk 4 years
US Army reveals that Bin Laden was located via Foursquare 0
evilsuperstar 4 years

The US Government has revealed more information about the intelligence sources used to find Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. The terrorist had evaded forces for almost a decade so military officials had...

Bin Laden's body treated with the respect it deserved Obama. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

The American president has revealed the body of the dead terrorist was buried with military honours. In a change from the usual naval procedure 4 sailors in ceremonial uniforms pissed on the corpse...

RSPCA attack US over its use of SEALS to kill bin Laden. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Bin Laden's death stop TV showing clips of Cooper knocking out Cassius Clay. 1
Mrblacker 4 years

Boxing fans are accusing the US military of deliberately killing Osama bin Laden in an attempt to stop TV news stations showing clips of Henry Cooper knocking Cassius Clay to the floor in their fight...

Ranting peasants in pick-up trucks seen firing weapons into air in Texas 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Prince Andrew caught offering access to Pippa Middleton in return for cash. 2
martin2381 4 years
Bin Laden body conveyed by Maxwell yacht. 0
tl72uk 4 years
Royal Wedding Party Gets Out of Hand 2
Quaz 4 years

Osama Bin Dun-in. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Blair attendance of Royal Wedding in doubt over $500k fee 5
4 years
US quietly introspective following Osama death 1
TerribleTim 4 years