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End of the World delayed, due to unforeseen circumstances. 1
deskpilot3 4 years
Police post sketch of suspects wanted after toy tiger helicopter search incident 1
Ian Searle 4 years

Twitter takes out super-injunction to protect contributors 0
Sinnick 4 years
New downturn warning as hat prices reach only £80000 1
roybland 4 years
New British film about fighting for freedom: Saving Ryan's Privates 5
ronseal 4 years
McDonald's: Happy Meals for children of all ages 0
mbalton 4 years

McDonald’s stockholders have voted down a recommendation that the company stop marketing its products to children to counter the growing obesity epidemic among the world's youth. The plan called...

Premiership soccerist buys Welsh model several one-horse, sprung carriages... 0
be reasonable 4 years

but not Tilburys, Stanhopes or Whiskeys...

Ryan Giggs shows model his testimonials... 0
be reasonable 4 years

at least, I think that's what they're called...

Famous Welsh model begins UK singing tour; starting with gigs in Manchester 1
thackaray 4 years
Ryan Giggs gutted the world didn't end yesterday. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
‘Amazon’ warehouse staff have no concept of time. 2
Milo Shame 4 years

Anthropologists have discovered a tribe in a large warehouse close to Swansea who appear to have no concept of time and have been cut off from civilisation for many years. When social scientists...

BBC sued following coverage of anonymous footballer 1
Deimos 4 years

Lawyers acting for the footballer seeking anonymity have started legal action against the BBC following their coverage of last Saturday’s football. A representative of the legal firm acting on...

Judges block Home Secretary from deporting Nick Clegg 0
4 years

Sighs of disappointment have rung through Conservative headquarters as judges ruled that Nick Clegg couldn't be deported, not in a wooden crate with a nailed down lid or even in a plane toilet...

Filming starts on Pirates of the Caribbean #241 0
4 years

Hollywood is said to be buzzing as Disney announces top secret filming of Pirates of the Caribbean, in a nursing home., Director Jerry Bruckheimer has confided "There will be some sea involved, but...

Pink drags Jordan by her hair for animal cruelty 0
4 years

Following a film shoot where Jordan put hair extensions on a horse, Pink is purported to have jetted over to the location, socked Jordan in the jaw, glued her hair extensions to the horse's mane and...

'Elf N Safety prevents Rapture from taking place 0
4 years

Due to lack of scaffolding being erected in time to assist believers in being propelled to Heaven and not enough mattresses on the ground for when God realises he's accidentally included Tony Blair...

Harold Camping rushed to hospital with a rupture. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years

"I was nearly right", he told reporters. "The words are very similar."...

Newsreaders relieved at eruption of Iceland's Grimsvotn volcano 0
gaijintendo 4 years

(something about Eyjafjallajokull)...

Vicky Pryce 'has photos of Chris Huhne throwing cat into wheelie bin'... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Superinjunction prevents reporting of those claimed by the rapture 0
simonjmr 4 years

But Ryan Giggs not one of them More soon...

Cable warns of end of the world 1
roybland 4 years

no more soon...

Rapture ruptured as Jesus fails to turn up 0
paul_prude 4 years

American Christian radio broadcaster Harold Camping and his band of merry madmen are said to be furious with Jesus Christ for once again failing to show for a gig. The 89-year old doomsday prophet,...

Christian scientists claim dinosaurs were killed off by a velocirapture 3
bonjonelson 4 years
“Snob Walk” a Massive Success Highlighting the Plight of the Idle Rich 0
Deimos 4 years

Following the successes of the “Slut Walk” then the achievements of the “Slob Walk”...

Footballer to sue ‘water-cooler’ company 1
Milo Shame 4 years

Lawyers for a premiership footballer have been instructed to sue the owners of ‘Aqua-Chill’, a leading office water supplier for the Luton area, as the placement of water-coolers encourages...

Unite Union threatens Lib Dem voters with legal action over negligence... 0
Jammydodgers 4 years

Thousands of alleged Liberal Democrat voters awoke this morning to demands for hundreds of pounds in immediate payment or threats of subsequent court action over alleged negligence and complicity in...

Charismatic Leader ridiculed after predicted AV landslide fails to happen 0
Ian Searle 4 years

And followers aren't lifted to heaven, er, government...

Amazon tribe with no sense of time 'frequently referee at Old Trafford' 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Ryan Giggs defends scoring record this season 4
rickwestwell 4 years

Stung by criticism from the media that his performances this season have been 'anonymous' and 'lacking commitment', Manchester United's free-scoring star Ryan Giggs has launched a fierce...

Ahmadinejad: Europe stealing Iran's rain... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to make lemon drizzle cakes. I found it impossible to think of anything funnier than the original Telegraph headline. How someone that insane could hold power anywhere is deeply disturbing...