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A big Buckinghamshire thumbs-up for HS2

Cumbria County Council's decision not to allow the construction of a storage bunker for radioactive waste in the county has led to a Government decision to build the nuclear waste facility at an...

EditorJohn 31.01.13 7:36pm
Fake Tan Man Cameron Wows The Libyans On Arrival......

"If London is that hot, he's one of us!"...

Jesse Bigg 31.01.13 7:29pm
Real Queen "Been Dead for ages" Admits Palace Spokesman

"Of course Mummy is dead" said the spokesman, who refused to be identified. "If she were still alive she would be er, I don't know, one supposes proably about 103 by now, and certainly wouldn't be...

Titus 31.01.13 6:32pm
Beckham, Senior, Arrives....

in poser land...

Jesse Bigg 31.01.13 5:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Ticketmaster trials new system that asks 'Are you sure you're human?' 0
custard cream 31.01.13 5:43pm
custard cream
Harry Redknapp injured trying to force transfer window to stay open 0
custard cream 31.01.13 5:40pm
custard cream
Cameron arrives in Libya just as Govt. advises all Brits to leave 0
custard cream 31.01.13 5:36pm
custard cream
Togo Thrown Out Of Cup Of Nations For Not Being A Real Country

Officials at the African Cup Of Nations soccer tournament in South Africa were left red faced last night after it emerged that Togo, whose victory over Algeria on Sunday dumped one of the favourites...

Jonny Shlep 31.01.13 5:32pm
Iraqi detainees battering scandal. Scottish Regiment "likely culprit" says MoD

more casual stereotyping later...

dvo4fun 31.01.13 5:16pm
Shoe-Horns Overtake Whips....

In sex aid stakes...

Jesse Bigg 31.01.13 4:05pm
Jesse Bigg
Eco-Freaks Demand That Incandescant Rage be Replaced By Low-Energy Rage

A Spokesman for Friends of Green Earthpiece today insisted that wasteful incandescant rage was causing global warming, and demanded that in future all rage should be more efficient, low-energy rage. ...

Titus 31.01.13 4:02pm
Incandescent rage over 60dB to be banned from Jan 1st 2014 1
bonjonelson 31.01.13 3:54pm
Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston play the Camerons in "Mali and me". More soon. 3
dominic_mcg 31.01.13 3:25pm
Young Tony Blair accused of Cherie picking 0
Lens Cap 31.01.13 3:24pm
Lens Cap
Dealers in old Nissans accused of ‘cherry picking.'

Audi news that’s fit to print...

sigmund 31.01.13 3:09pm
Government to fast track police chiefs as well as trains to Birmingham

Protests in Middle England as plans to demolish most of the villages in Midsommer are revealed...

Ian Searle 31.01.13 1:41pm
Ian Searle
Majority of Cherry Blossom workers speak Polish

More to follow...

apepper 31.01.13 1:30pm
PM announces 400 football hooligans to be sent to Egypt 0
Scronnyglonkle 31.01.13 1:13pm
Beach find 'is not Eric Pickles', says whale vomit expert. 0
Boutros 31.01.13 12:34pm
87% of Britons unimpressed by pointless polls... 3
Tripod 31.01.13 12:34pm
Lens Cap
Reduction in health and safety signs leaves the deaf vulnerable 0
One Line Only 31.01.13 12:06pm
One Line Only
Government welcomes Falkland Island Council’s “Yes” vote for nuclear site.

Ed Davey, Secretary for Energy and Climate Change, today welcomed the news that the Falkland Islands wished to be considered as the site of the long term storage facility for the UK’s nuclear waste...

BillyBitzer 31.01.13 10:20am
Dick Everyman
Tesco barcodes "29% zebra"

More to follow...

apepper 31.01.13 10:14am
Fears Grow for Missing Maze Designer 5
SJM 31.01.13 9:36am
Not Amused
Fruit growers accused of "cherry picking" 3
nickb 31.01.13 9:28am
Not Amused
British Man in Successful Deckchair Erecting Attempt.

In a major boost to national pride, a Camber Sands man has become the first Englishman to successfully put up a deckchair in 120 years. Paul Toomey, 55, a self-employed brick layer, made the record...

SJM 31.01.13 12:36am
Tesco chickenburgers made from Lithuanian meat contained 29% swan 0
bonjonelson 30.01.13 11:48pm
Blackberry say new BB10 handset is their first handset 'designed to work'

Research In Motion, makers of the Blackberry Smartphone, have announced they are finally catching up with rivals Samsung and Apple with the BB10, a handset they say has been ‘designed to work’....

Perks 30.01.13 10:56pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Jesus Compares Self to Chris Brown

Having already secured cultural infamy through such acts as befriending lepers, demanding a prostitute wash his feet (without even paying for her services), staging elaborate public exorcisms, and...

@spinal_bap 30.01.13 10:43pm
J Vine
Clapped-out fridge to appear on Question Time

A clapped-out fridge has been invited by the BBC to appear on Question Time. The unprecedented move to invite a white goods representative onto the show, is in response to BNP leader Nick Griffin's...

roybland 30.01.13 10:42pm