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NEWCASTLE COUPLE SCOOP £10 ON LOTTO

IT was celebrations all round in the North East of England last night as Newcastle couple Kevin and Donna-Marie Hannaway matched 3 numbers on the Lotto main draw and won £10. Kevin,(32) and...

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delightfullyodd 03.10.11 12:36pm
dvo4fun
THE TIME WE CALL "THE TIME OF THE WHIRLING CHRIST" - 2

We call this time, "The Time of the Whirling Christ" because it begins and ends with "Christ Whirling"., In the First Century, it was wrote that, "Christ whirled and the faithful started whirling...

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yuri_nahl 16.12.11 9:53am
Son of Barnabas
Government let down dementia sufferers with broken promises...

to be fair, if you're going to break a promise to anyone...

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Ironduke 01.10.11 11:06pm
Ironduke
New cuts: Navy ordered to use Cat 'o' Seven Tails and reduce to Five by 2013.

More cuts are expected...

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Iscariot 02.10.11 9:13pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Fleetwood Mac sued by Apple

More i-soon...

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Iscariot 01.10.11 9:27pm
kga6
Long John Silver berates pirates for taking disabled woman instead of wheelchair 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:54pm
Runestone Cowboy
Second-hand Tardis seller denies claim it's been clocked 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:50pm
Runestone Cowboy
Apple deny stealing '3 way call' technology from conference pears 0
Runestone Cowboy 01.10.11 8:24pm
Runestone Cowboy
Sky News editors' panic: 'Jacko manslaughter' defendant may change plea 0
dvo4fun 01.10.11 7:43pm
dvo4fun
Guardian latest: still no evidence Bullingdon Club took Britain into illegal war 0
ronseal 01.10.11 7:34pm
ronseal
Al-Qaeda to sue Ahmadinejad for stealing their thunder 0
Dumbnews 01.10.11 4:22pm
Dumbnews
EU condemn piracy involving disabled Frenchwoman

A spokesman from the EU was quick to condemn the piracy involving a disabled Frenchwoman. "Whatever were they thinking off? Do they have access ramps for disabled people. Are there disabled toilets...

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aksakal 01.10.11 3:07pm
aksakal
Gregorian Calendar's days are numbered says Business Csar

Vince Cable today unveiled plans to decimalise the calendar in a bold bid to stimulate economic growth., Addressing the CBI, the Business Secretary outlined key points of the innovative project...

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tedweasel 01.10.11 1:00pm
tedweasel
Every TV show in the Autumn schedules “to feature Stephen Fry”

The BBC, ITV and Sky joined forces last night to announce that every single programme to be shown on British television over the next six months will, on pain of death, feature Stephen Fry in some...

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Mathna 02.10.11 9:28pm
borednow
Nunnery Bans Cigarette Vending Machines: Nuns Forced to Kick Habit

From today, agitated nuns will no longer be allowed to enlighten up to ease their frustration as new laws ban cigarette vending machines. Nuns rely on the machines due to the extensive nun-curfew...

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kga6 01.10.11 11:03am
kga6
Humour scientists get a lift when discovering elevator joke works on many levels 1
Perks 01.10.11 10:55am
kga6
Contract Fraud Trumps Café Suicide as Cops Probe Bridge Over Troubled Waiter 0
kga6 01.10.11 10:47am
kga6
Saudi woman driver goes out on the lash to celebrate 0
Scroat 01.10.11 9:30am
Scroat
'You're only one speech away from becoming a party leader' public warned

Anyone who makes a half decent speech in the next week could regret it for life, as an aggrievance of press gangs roam the country looking for potential party leaders. One young woman, Yvette, has...

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ronseal 01.10.11 8:50am
dvo4fun
ITV launches new reality show for cataract patients: Scars in their eyes. 1
dominic_mcg 03.10.11 7:10pm
writinginbsl
Changes to Employment Law Makes "Death Illegal"

Changes to the employment law are being proposed which makes dying a legally grey area. As well as extended the length of employment before claims for unfair dismissal can be pursued, another change...

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apepper 01.10.11 7:28am
apepper
Eric Pickles to be disposed of in landfill. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.10.11 12:17am
Al OPecia
THE BISHOP DESCENDS INTO HELL.

While I explained the apparent similarity of Father Damien Karras's name and Father Damien Karras's name, Father Damien Karras is actually the father of Father Damien Karrras. The Father having...

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yuri_nahl 02.10.11 7:09pm
borednow
Middle aged male MP encouraged by wife to buy pussy magnet 1
charlies_hat 30.09.11 10:22pm
Screenie
Kitten stolen - MP's wife fingered in snatch 14
Screenie 01.10.11 5:05pm
Gerontius
Beauty and the Beast Set for Remake 0
kga6 30.09.11 6:18pm
kga6
Infant, 2 Days, Wishes to Remain Unnamed 0
kga6 30.09.11 5:55pm
kga6
BBC stand-down Robert Peston after US Drone's 'succesful kill' deployment.

More soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon...

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dvo4fun 30.09.11 5:39pm
dvo4fun
Small grey kitten theft 2
Screenie 30.09.11 5:43pm
dvo4fun
Sandwich accepted under European "Protected designation of origin" laws

Ian Brownstain, who owns the local cafe ‘Fishy Finger’ in the town of Sandwich in Kent, has successfully had the food article formally known as ‘a Sandwich’ protected under the European...

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Newsquelch 30.09.11 10:26pm
Screenie