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Credible Witness Solves Alien Abduction Mystery

Retired RAF Wing Commander Richard Thomas (DFC and Bar) claims to have solved the mystery of why so many people claim to have been abducted by Aliens. “The Aliens are in it for the Tesco Clubcard...

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The All New Jeni B 02.02.12 10:12am
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Wales caught by Japanese Fishermen whilst trying to leave UK, 0
RJWinter 02.02.12 9:28am
RJWinter
Radical move sweeps through Honours System

"We've responded quickly to something that has obviously concerned British voters, sorry, people for some considerable time," said PM David Cameron speaking outside no 10 last night after MPs and...

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Drylaw 02.02.12 9:18am
Drylaw
Beckham: "my days of posing naked are over”.

Thank fuck for that, says David...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 02.02.12 8:44am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Saudia Arabia extends Sharia law to those caught stealing hotel toiletries 0
Dumbnews 02.02.12 4:25am
Dumbnews
Mugabe meets with Blunt and Ceaucescu relatives to demand knightood restorations

Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe has flown to Europe to meet with relatives of the late Anthony Blunt and Nicolae Ceaucescu. It is understood that all parties are concerned for their reputations...

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DorsetBoy 02.02.12 3:41am
DorsetBoy
Fred Goodwin to have knighthood removed in embarrassing public ceremony.

It has been disclosed that, mere hours after the news of having his knighthood removed was revealed to the public, Fred Goodwin is to have it taken off him in an embarrassing public ceremony....

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WatcherMark 02.02.12 1:10am
WatcherMark
Home Secretary Theresa May repeals The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005!

In a surprise move today, Home Secretary Theresa May has repealed The Prevention of Terrorism Act 2005. She told reporters that we really couldn’t go on with an Act which had been rushed in just...

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hardev 01.02.12 11:35pm
hardev
Weather Latest : Next week to be worse than last year so wrap up warm 0
Drylaw 01.02.12 9:17pm
Drylaw
Government Strips Frd Gdwn of His Vowels 0
thisisall1word 01.02.12 8:47pm
thisisall1word
Labour would knight Fred Goodwin for helping boost Miliband's popularity 0
roybland 01.02.12 8:24pm
roybland
Politician outlines 2-year plan to develop next economic bubble 0
Dumbnews 01.02.12 7:59pm
Dumbnews
Bus Drivers in Brighton told to "steer clear of affection"

The friendly snog with the driver could become a thing of the past on Brighton's public transport network, as busy-body bus bosses have told employees that intimate contact with passengers is no...

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Golgo13 01.02.12 7:19pm
godly1966
Detective in Redknapp trial to appear in remake "Men who Stare at Gits". 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 5:39pm
Al OPecia
Redknapp breaks into song at tiral "Beckham on my mind". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 01.02.12 5:38pm
Al OPecia
Isaac Azimov develops the iRobot

I'll get my coat...

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Smart Alex 01.02.12 5:02pm
Smart Alex
Creative Roman Emperor invents iClaudius

(hat-tip to Mrs Nick)...

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Sinnick 01.02.12 4:53pm
Smart Alex
HM Queen charges Fred Goodwin £25 for letter withdrawing knighthood 7
antharrison 01.02.12 4:31pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Residents at care home “proper chuffed” as royal visitor ignores buffet

Linda Phillips, Head Nursing Executive at the Sunshine Towers old peoples’ home in Devon, this morning told of the residents’ delight when the visit from Princess Anne resulted in the provision...

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kimllfixit 01.02.12 3:51pm
dvo4fun
Goodwin 'Didnt' Want it Anyway'

Fred Goodwin reacted to the stripping of his knighthood today saying "I didn't even want it anyway." Fred had received his knighthood in 2004 for services to banking having invented the popular...

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LizzyG 01.02.12 3:43pm
dvo4fun
Miliband demands to know what PM did about last government cock ups

Ed Miliband had a brilliant Prime Minister's Question Time today, landing several telling blows on his Old Etonian foe. "What I'm asking is this: Where was the current Prime Minister, when we were...

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ronseal 01.02.12 3:41pm
dvo4fun
Labour hails breakthrough which allows access to the thoughts of coma patients 0
dvo4fun 01.02.12 3:32pm
dvo4fun
Clarkson defends new series of 'The Black and White Top Gear Show'

Controversial car botherer Jeremy Clarkson has defended the latest series of the Sunday tea-time race-row programme, 'The Black and White Top Gear Show'. Clarkson and his co-presenters have been...

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01.02.12 3:02pm
Perks
Lawyers confirm Rosie Redknapp 'not a happy bunny' but a very rich doggie 0
simonjmr 01.02.12 2:07pm
simonjmr
Fred Goodwin sacked from Channel 4's "Deal or no deal" 0
antharrison 01.02.12 2:00pm
antharrison
Helen Skelton to join Ellen MacArthur in new bid for World Yachting Record.

" This time, it won't be Plain Sailing.", Say's Spokesperson., "And btw . This time, don't expect ME to look after the cat."...

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rob box 01.02.12 1:56pm
rob box
Helen Skelton to join Ellen MacArthur in new bid for World Yachting Record. 0
rob box 01.02.12 1:40pm
rob box
Fred Goodwin awarded title of ‘Banker’ under new dishonours system

Following the decision to strip former RBS boss Fred Goodwin of his knighthood, Buckingham Palace has unveiled a new dishonours system to recognise those who have made a ‘substantial and prolonged...

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Long Distance Clara 01.02.12 12:55pm
Golgo13
Mrs Brian Cox admits that she often has trouble locating her husband 1
medici2471 01.02.12 12:22pm
Al OPecia
Angela Merkel to present Fred Goodwin with Iron Cross

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has spoken in gushing terms about her agent Fred Goodwin, ahead of the ceremony to present him with the Iron Cross. "By undermining the value of the paper on which...

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01.02.12 12:20pm