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Hardworking family claims exclusive use of 'hardworking family' tag

A move by the hardworking Mr and Mrs Rupert Deveraux-FilbyMoore family to acquire the exclusive use of 'hardworking family' is likely to be robustly resisted by politicians. Mr and Mrs Rupert...

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roybland 04.02.12 6:36pm
roybland
Concerned Japanese swordsman to become Samurai worrier 1
Smart Alex 04.02.12 3:29pm
dvo4fun
Clegg Fans Dissapointed

Fans of popular TV sitcom "Last of The Summer Wine" were left disappointed at a Day Centre in Worthing, yesterday, when it received a visit by the Deputy Prime Minister., "We were hoping to see...

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ColS 04.02.12 12:26pm
ColS
Genial 'Arry Redknapp to take charge at Parkhurst 0
Drylaw 04.02.12 11:02am
Drylaw
Big rise in people watching daytime television threatens Big Society

A big rise in the number of people watching daytime television is threatening David Cameron's Big Society say government ministers. 'The Big Society can't even get off the ground,' said a...

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roybland 04.02.12 10:25am
roybland
New “irresponsibly caught” range of fish launched

A new brand is “angling” for attention on the supermarket shelves, a brand that captures the romance of the one that got away with the thrill of the illicit. Forbidden Fish has all the...

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nickb 04.02.12 9:46am
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Robotic Inspector allowed niece and dog to solve his cases.

There has been shock today in the policing world with the discovery that one of its top robotic detectives unknowingly allowed his niece and their dog to solve his cases. The detective, who is known...

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WatcherMark 04.02.12 9:10am
Textbook
Woman who didnt know she was pregnant gives birth to Killer Whale

Nurses in Blackburn were astounded yesterday when Lancashire lass Hilary Bingham, who had walked in complaining of stomach cramps, gave birth to a 3.6 metre long baby Killer Whale. Flabbergasted...

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Marko 04.02.12 8:42am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Animal smashes world land speed record

The world land speed record, held since 1997 by Andy Green, was well beaten in Texas yesterday by a wild dog wearing only roller skates. With an Acme jet rocket strapped to his back, Mr Wile E...

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Marko 04.02.12 8:09am
dvo4fun
Witness for the Prosciutto just a silly sausage allege defence

Thinner ham later...

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virtuallywill 04.02.12 12:34am
virtuallywill
Parisian man dumped for planning a romantic Valentine's weekend at home. 1
dominic_mcg 04.02.12 12:27am
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John Terry to be stripped of his strip.

The prospect of former England Captain John Terry playing either in neutral coloured underwear or naked may seem a little far-fetched. But lawyers and advisers for the player says that while he can...

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nickb 03.02.12 11:15pm
JustSomeBloke
BBC find couple with free time for new sitcom 'Terry & Huhne' 0
MADJEZ 03.02.12 8:36pm
MADJEZ
Uselessness of facebook being hotly debated on facebook 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:57pm
Dumbnews
Suicide prevention hotline urges callers to just deactive their facebook account 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:52pm
Dumbnews
Iran defies US and continues to develop further spelling of Hummus

President Mahmoud Ahmedinajad rallied the Iranian nation in his latest anti-Western speech “how dare these dogs dictate the spelling of an Arab dish, there is no letter O in Hummus, brothers we...

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brownpaperreporter 03.02.12 7:48pm
brownpaperreporter
London to introduce hi-speed walking lanes 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:26pm
Dumbnews
Huhne becomes England captain as Terry agrees to take his points. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 03.02.12 7:05pm
hughesroland
Chocolate Orange drops Terry as sponsor

Too obvious?...

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hughesroland 03.02.12 6:58pm
Sinnick
'Don't tell the groom' TV show flops

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t tell the bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t tell the groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension as the...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 03.02.12 6:32pm
Perks
Barren Knights to be stripped of honours in novelty hit backlash 6
ronseal 03.02.12 5:57pm
The All New Jeni B
Goodwin hoped to have been stripped of 'Fred' 0
roybland 03.02.12 5:55pm
roybland
William Roache & Stephen Fry head celeb line-up for "Strictly Dad Dancing".

More bogling soon...

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Al McHogan 03.02.12 4:40pm
Al McHogan
Cyclist apologises for 'obeying a red light'

A cyclist in Oxford has been forced to apologise for confusion caused to all other road users when he took the irresponsible decision to obey a red light. The chaos that ensued led to 3 cars being...

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Perks 03.02.12 4:35pm
beau-jolly
Woman marries her own house

Lancashire lass, Hilary Acacia Avenue (nee Bingham) from Blackburn, yesterday celebrated getting hitched to her 3 bedroom terraced house after only popping the question last December. Speaking...

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Marko 03.02.12 4:25pm
dvo4fun
Noel Edmonds hairstyle is the mane attraction on this weeks Antiques Roadshow 0
Marko 03.02.12 4:21pm
Marko
Little Miss Muffet to sue spider after falling off her tuffet 0
Marko 03.02.12 4:13pm
Marko
2-1 ! Lib Dems ecstatic about taking the lead in coalition resignations 0
Not Amused 03.02.12 3:48pm
Not Amused
Halal butcher accused of apostasy after converting to metric 0
jp1885 03.02.12 3:44pm
jp1885
Woman Angry At Dermatologists Online Hate Campaign

A semi-reptilian pensioner with the ability to tear her own face off has hit out at a dermatologist-orchestrated online hate campaign. The image of the lady with the words “Dermatologists Hate This...

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UnoEye 03.02.12 3:42pm
UnoEye