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UK Life Expectancy Falls Slightly in ‘09. 0
DiY 4 years

The Right Honourable Iain Duncan Smith MP, Minister for the DWP welcomes these findings. "Anything that reduces the burden on the pension service can only be good for [The Big] society in general. We...

Iran Grants Leniency to Woman Who Faced Stoning. 0
DiY 4 years

She is to be hanged...

"A tad heavy handed" as Poirot investigates 'Who let off in the lift?' case 0
thackaray 4 years
Research shows that office Xmas party games never result in wild drunken sex. 0
MC One R 4 years
Charades game goes exceptionally well at Society for the Deaf Christmas Party 0
Tristan Shout 4 years

(signs 'more soon')...

Julian Assange's bail problems escalate 4
DiY 4 years

as PayPal, Via and Mastercard refuse to accept payments from his supporters...

Coalition in jeopardy over plans for Christmas Day 4
ianslat 4 years

Reports are emerging from Downing Street that the coalition government is in danger of collapse over disagreements over whom to have Christmas dinner with this year. A leaked memo from David Cameron...

Suicide bomb “probably not a cry for help”, says psychiatrist... 2
Doylem 4 years
Shrien Dewani only bought wife a one way ticket to South Africa receipts show 0
simonjmr 4 years
New Shariah Law soap opera 'Flog Them' to be shown 5
Bismarck 4 years

during the lunchtime slot. 'people are sick of Neighbours' says spokesman...

As 'Poke the Duchess with a stick' fever sweeps Britain 2
Bismarck 4 years

Fergie goes into hiding...

Beer left out of Australian team, headline writers go on strike... 0
Doylem 4 years
Ainsworth: take drugs policy out of the hands of amateur criminals 0
Zadok the second 4 years

and give it to MPs who are the real professionals. More soon...

NRA demand better target training after Florida gunman fails to hit any hostages 1
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

International psychic fair cancelled due to 'unforeseen circumstances'. 2
Dexter 4 years

With a nod to Bismarck...

Two white British Muslims killed in U.S. drone attack... 0
Dexter 4 years

"we were aiming for the middle-east, but hit the east-midlands by mistake', said a U.S. defence department spokesman...

Blair’s drug minister says it is time to de-criminalise the former PM 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Thief hits all time low after being caught Christmas shoplifting at Poundland 0
Stan 4 years

Habitual small time criminal Jed Simmonds admitted he had reached rock bottom after being caught whilst shoplifting at Poundland, the high street bargain basement store. ‘I’m deeply ashamed of...

Swedish Gvt. very suspicious of the timing of UK’s review of false rape claims 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
After Shane Warne bowls a maiden over and Arun Nayar the small 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

Indian batter gives up his treasured willow.No one thought he could last this long .Now Warne goes into Bat how will he do ,although known well for his balls how will he do at the stumps ? I`m afraid...

I'd been poking her with my stick for years and it didn't do me any bloody good, 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

insists Andrew Parker-Bowles...

Camilla to release Christmas single 0
Bismarck 4 years

a reworking of 'Hit me with your Rhythm stick'...

Stuart Baggs the Brand in trademark dispute 0
dogwheels 4 years

Stuart Baggs from Swansea says he had first dibs on name ahead of Apprentice candidate...

Cuts hit a Christmas classic.. 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years

As further evidence of the far-ranging nature of the Coalition's cuts, Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol has been drastically "re-visioned" by Iain Duncan Smith, Secretary of State for Work and...

Isle of Wight broadband customers anger at BT. 0
Zen 4 years

" They promised fast broadband to all the Uk by 2015, I sat at my computer until 22 45 but it never got any faster then normal " claims angry internet user...

Record £30m paid for DFS sofa 6
roybland 4 years

A DFS sofa has been sold at Sotheby's to an unknown buyer for a record £30m. The sofa, discovered in a neglected state in the front garden of a house in Barnsley, is believed to have been bought...

Kermit arrested for piggy fiddling. 3
wallster 4 years
Lack of figgy pudding results in door-step carol singer stand-off 6
Zadok the second 4 years

An old people's home in Vicar's Cross, Chester was blockaded for 3 days by carol singers insistent on figgy pudding. As the troupe began We Wish You A Merry Christmas, Jeanette Redbridge, 82, is...

'Secret Millionaire' dies on Australian asylum boat 2
flim-flam 4 years

A wealthy business man who was taking part in Channel 4’s popular reality show, The Secret Millionaire, has drowned after the refugee boat he was on broke up in heavy storms off the coast of...

TV Psychic fails to see own conviction coming 0
Bismarck 4 years

more later...