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British wind farm build to part the north sea 0
4ty2 3 years

Following recent revelation by scientists that strong winds were responsible for parting the red sea it has now become clear that Dawkins was hoping to stage a similar miracle to give the pope a...

Burger King declared a Republic after military coup. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Madamme Tussauds ask Labour party for the waxworks of the Miliband brothers back 3
Basil_B 3 years
'Has anyone seen my cat?' asks William Hague 2
antharrison 3 years
Man discards four leaf clover after finding a product not made in China 0
Basil_B 3 years
Labour set to announce who will lead them to defeat at next General Election. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Public apathy is reaching boiling point over who will be next leader of the opposition and preside over a huge split in the party. A couple of schoolboys, someone with a comedy name and Diana Abbott...

Paedophile Postman's Shame Over 'Out of Bed' Hair Mugshot 3
IABP 3 years

A postman from Cornwall has spoken from prison about his shame concerning his police mugshot. Michael Williams has just begun and 8 year sentence for inciting sexual activity, grooming and...

UK in secret Climate change deal 0
4ty2 3 years

Giant wind farm really a project to divert bad weather away from Kent, preferably towards Holland but Belgium would also do. Running full throttle the wind turbines could potentially suck or blow...

Ed plays the "less weird-looking than David" card. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years

And I'm not complicit in torture either., Oooh, and I was really against the Iraq war, 'cept none of you heard me...

Announcement of new Labour leader ruined by too much canned laughter 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

It wasn't needed insist voters...

Diane Abbott wins Labour leadership contest ! 0
Sinnick 3 years

and another pig flew past...

V_W_L . TH_ _V_S . STR_K_. _G_ _N 17
Rowly 3 years

M_R_ L_T_R...

Tatchell insists that his ' I don't know how he sleeps at night' comment made 0
Basil_B 3 years

in reference to comments made by the Archbishop of Canterburys on gay clergy was not a come on...

Bin Laden may soon rival Hitler as Internet Forum base standard unit of badness 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Hitler's long rule as first choice base unit for evil on Internet forums is being challenged by a new entrant to the market. According to new research, Osama Bin Laden overtook Genghis Khan at the...

Local man finds the missing high school Calculus homework he swore he completed 2
Dumbnews 3 years
Ken vows to beat Boris by employing Lance Armstrong to run campaign. 0
Basil_B 3 years

'If Boris is spending all his time on a bike to promote himself, then i've got just the answer to beat him' said the scheming Mayor elect Livingstone...

Indian restaurant deported for immigration offences 2
Basil_B 3 years

A cheshire curry house raided by immigration officers last week will be deported indefinatley as part of nationwide action taken by UK Border Agency officers to tackle restaurants that are unlawfully...

Nick Clegg wins hot-air buffoon race. 0
afternoonslow 3 years

United Nations, N.Y., In what was expected to be a two horse race between U.S. President Barak Obama and Irans' President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, in the “Hot-air Buffoon of the Year Speech” at the...

Government scraps Welsh Qwngos. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Camp owned by Bryan May said to be haunted by ghost of Freddie Mercury 0
Basil_B 3 years

'Good old Freddie, still camping it up even in death' said the big haired Queen guitarist...

Aggressive secularists urged to make sign of the V to Christians 0
roybland 3 years
Workers' Party prepares to anoint Dear Leader 0
roybland 3 years
Millipedes declare war on Centipedes 3
Sinnick 3 years

I'm sure this story has legs...

Hybrid vehciles built in Mexico now designed to run on avocados 0
Dumbnews 3 years
WHO warns of software obesity epidemic as vendors release more bloatware 0
Dumbnews 3 years

55MB to download Adobe reader?!...

Google launches book publishing concept with yellow page ads in the margins 0
Dumbnews 3 years
General Tso deported by FDA for health offenses 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Manistantly has bags removed from under his eyes 0
arrghgarry 3 years

when the wife burns his porn stash...

Clegg and Osborne To Fight It Out 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

..re which one of them is going to be Cameron's fag...

Woman Who Has Out of Body Experience Finds Lithuanian has Moved into Her Body 1
IABP 3 years

A woman who was undergoing routine surgery was shocked to find a Lithunanian had moved into her body after she was having an out-of-body experience. Divorcee Mary Jenkins, 35, could not believe than...