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Maradona kicks football habit - resumes cocaine career 0
Golgo13 3 years

Following Argentina's capitulation to Germany in the World Cup quarter-final, Maradona declared that he now had the strength to quit a destructive football habit and resume his cocaine career. The...

Japan says it is having a whale of a time on holiday in the Antarctic Ocean. 0
dogwheels 3 years
Russian Spaceship fails to dock. Computer error read "It's not you, it's me"... 2
Mr.3374 3 years

More on the next orbit...

Govt To Ask Ritz Fraudster if he can Sell Off RBS 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

The Fraudster who claimed he could sell the Ritz has been offered a chance reprieve from his prison sentence. The deal from Government lawyers is sell RBS for a profit and 'you win your freedom'. The...

BP try to reduce oil slick using Clearasil and warm water regularly. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Ken Livingstone to run for Mayor of Trumpton. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
Britain Invades US Over Independance Day Insults 0
rfreed 3 years

Great Britain has invaded the United States of America in irritation over the glee showed at that nations Independence day festivities and to win back the valuable territory lost in both the...

BBC to Rename "Hole In The Wall" As "Don't Stare At The Genitals" 0
Svendo 3 years
'Ponytail envy of the office' admit colleagues. 0
edward hack 3 years

When Clive Hodgson returned to work following a month backpacking around Australia, he agonised over how colleagues would react to the dramatic makeover in his appearance., For Clive, a 54 year old...

Muller Corners unpopular in Argentina 0
allmyownstunts 3 years

There's an invisible umlaut on the 'u' in Muller, btw...

leaked notebook shows David Cameron policies. 0
mrlemoncurry 3 years

The Economy has been the main problem that the Current Con/Lib Government policies have faced, but what else are they planning ? A leaked notebook from ten downing street may hold clues as david...

leaked notebook shows David Camerons 0
mrlemoncurry 3 years

1. Immigrants to be colour coded to show how foreign they are ., 2. General election to be called only when i get offered a well paying job in the private sector ., 3 . Severed limbs instead of...

To all you kraut blockhead Fritzes out there - well done. Love, Nicky C and Dave 0
Ostsee 3 years
Cameron promises renewable energy from teenagers 0
la maga 3 years

David Cameron has unveiled a plan to harness the energy of teenagers to keep Britain on track with EU renewable energy targets. The initiative will involve placing treadmills in town centres all over...

'I hope the Argentinians will not be too upset with Maradona', says Rooney. 0
Ostsee 3 years

'After all, he is such a nice chap'...

Owners of new distillery admit it's a whisky business venture. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 3 years
U.S General asks disparate Afghan tribal warlords for unity 0
virtuallywill 3 years

Hug a Taliban...

Disability policy 'reviewed' as Tourette's linesman disrupts Wimbledon finals 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years
New App for terrorists launched:- the i-jack 4
Mr.3374 3 years
Staff cutbacks in Department for Growth due to "efficiency savings" says Cable 2
Hunter F. Thompson 3 years

.citing reduced economic activity and lack of suitable compost. More soon...

Russian Agent too Glamourous to be a Spy 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We would never recruit someone who stood out,' said a British source. 'Think of someone more likely to shop at Lidl than Harrods '...

i-phone to see correct signal strength with new i-patch 0
Mr.3374 3 years

Apparently...

'London Pride not what it used to be' say real ale enthusiasts 0
edward hack 3 years

Real ale enthusiasts converging on the capital for this weekend’s London Pride rally have voiced their concerns over the direction CAMRA seems to be taking the event., Thousands are expected to...

Homeopath practicioner plans to clear up BP oil spill 1
riesler 3 years

by dripping detergent in the Thames...

Police murder appeal. "Someone please off Nick Griffin we'll look the other way" 1
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Autralian Culture Found in Outback by British Backpacker 0
martin2381 3 years

The western world has been blown apart by the discovery of opera societies and wine drinking in the Australian Outback. Frederick Brannigan, a 19 year old student from Windsot, was hitchhiking...

City of London sniggers 0
ramblesnake 3 years

as Berwick swopped for remainder of Scottish oil...

Japanese Prime minister ken Nauto explains to Foreign secretary William hague 0
arrghgarry 3 years

that 君 KUN is attached at the end of a politicians name as a term of respect .Mr Hague replied that British politicians have a similar sounding name at the end of their names ,however it is not a...

Andy Murray, alleged Anna Chapman UK-based spy contact! 0
hero2zero 3 years

Murray was today named as the alleged UK contact for Chapman, central to Russian spy ring...

England made it easy for Germany, says Maradona 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'They didn't even have to use their hands to score'...