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Students plan mass sleep-in to protest tuition fees 0
roybland 4 years
Xmas present for the cat who has everything: a small, fur-lined wheelie-bin... 2
Doylem 4 years
suicide bomber fights extradition over claims of sexual molesation of 7 virgins 0
4ty2 4 years

After he had given himself a blow job that went off with such a bang he was not really into virgins any more, let alone that he had lost touch completely long before and could not have touched them...

Only organic free-range mice found in our crisps, claims Tesco 0
mtskull 4 years
REPORT: Most children don't believe in chimneys 0
roybland 4 years
Man dressed as Father Christmas 'probably not my dad' says Oliver (8) 0
roybland 4 years
1000000 poor people fail tough new Government "You should be richer" target 0
wolfie 4 years

After successful bogus blame-game headlines, where new exam targets were made up so 1000 schools can fail them, the Government has now decided to solve the financial crisis by declaring a tough new...

islamic fundamentalist got nobel piece price in stockholm 1
4ty2 4 years

by awarding it to himself using the nobel method with the words Allah is Great. The cloud of smoke representing the Prophet Mohammed could be seen worldwide thanks to the press and the internet...

Virgin announce that Buses are to be replaced by Trains on some routes from 2011 1
Iamthestig 4 years
In a Gerontocracy, every ruler tends to rise to his level of incontinence. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

The Peter Principle Redux...

Michael McIntyre to witness 'talent' for the first time. 0
mr blue 4 years
Maintaining Santa pretence 'harder each year' admit Somerset 9-year-olds 11
Golgo13 4 years

Like many children this Christmas, Shota Noonan, a year-4 pupil at St Mark's Church of England primary school in Bath, Somerset, faces the tricky dilemma of whether to tell his parents that his...

BNP outraged as "White Christmas" changed to "Mulitcultural Christmas" 0
4 years
“White Christmas likely”, says Met Office spokesman. “Whoopie-fuckin’-doo”... 1
Doylem 4 years

“Yes, it might be a white Christmas this year. But let’s get this thing into proportion: it just means that while you’re eating your turkey, and then spending the rest of the afternoon sprawled...

Inept suicide bomber promotes DIY eugenics programme... 0
Doylem 4 years
Stephen Fry to narrate festive audio book, 'Bi-Polar Express'. 0
wallster 4 years
Extradition Appeal: Sweden now say Assange was 'Stockholm bombing accomplice' 0
pinxit 4 years

By hook or by crook...

Bomber: “just another face in the crowd... that’s not attached to anything”... 4
Doylem 4 years
Downing Street to turn to Plan B after Smiths rebuttal 0
simonjmr 4 years
'Poke the Duchess with a Stick' to be new track and field event in 2012 Olympics 0
DiY 4 years
Pocket toy for Christmas that every girl will cherish: ‘Cat in a wheelie bin’... 1
Doylem 4 years
Paradise virgins complaining “most of the suicide bombers are virgins too”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Shane Warne “not used to playing on uncovered pitches”... 2
Doylem 4 years
Sam Allardyce Confirms His Availablilty For The England Manager's Job 6
IABP 4 years
Apple stores to charge fee for admission 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Neighbours not moving to Greater Manchester after "For Sale " sign appearance 0
simonjmr 4 years
Berlusconi tempts wavering Italian MPs with invitations to an after-vote party 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Politicians realise only three more protest days before the Xmas vacations 0
simonjmr 4 years
Swedish bomber "just another husband faced with another trip to IKEA" 13
brownpaperreporter 4 years
Daily Mail: “mortally offended, on behalf of our readers, since 1896”... 0
Doylem 4 years