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MPs warn troops’ supply chain ‘could fail’ if neighbours go on holiday 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Met Office to Reclassify Summer as a Fortnight 1
thisisall1word 4 years
Former News of the World gardening correspondent arrested over leek allegations. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Former Horse & Rider magazine editor cleared of hacking. 0
spoole2112 4 years
Apologies , sub withdrawn 11
Gary Stanton 4 years
CPS site crashes as looters scramble for last remaining prison places 1
beau-jolly 4 years
Britain still failing to spot ironic subtext in Lynx ads 1
For Mash Get Smash 4 years
Bill Clinton has a radical change in his diet and goes for low fat Asian 0
spreademarge 4 years
Man on deathbed regrets having no regrets 1
Nick McCarr 4 years
Pickles the faithful hound gets reward from behind Hedge as he is found 0
spreademarge 4 years
Pickles warns about taxing Mansions and sandwiches as it would damage the middle 0
spreademarge 4 years

spread ,I mean class...

Newcastle's Bigg Market Pubs' Bar Staff, Praised...... 2
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.For keeping customers off Newcastle streets, when rioting was going on down south., "It was a difficult job, but we somehow managed," said one barman...

Stand-up comic offers David Starkey advice on acceptable stereotyping. 1
Corrigan 4 years

Eminent historian Dr David Starkey has been widely condemned this week after he blamed recent rioting on white people ‘turning black.’ But support came from an unlikely source today. A regular...

Interpol close Werther's Forgery investigation 0
antharrison 4 years

Europes's top police unit Interpol has closed its investigation whether or not the caramel sweet "Werther's Original" was the subject of a malicious faking campaign. Inspector Henri Legrange of...

Man Journeys to Amazon to Show Off iPad 2 to Newly Discovered Tribe 6
thisisall1word 4 years
Olympic preparations branded ‘national disgrace’ 0
theboot 4 years

Britain’s tabloid editors united today to condemn preparations for London 2012, calling them a “shameful national disgrace”. According to Paul Dacre, editor of the Daily Mail, “the smoothness...

Appeal Court Judges cut their holidays short. 0
Corrigan 4 years
Growth of rural rail lines attributed to right sort of leaves on track 0
spoole2112 4 years

The rotting decay of Britain's rail network is having surprise impact on the size of the infrastucture itself. "Things are simply breaking down much quicker nowadays" commented one railworker...

World economy to invest in yo-yos so if it falls,it'll go straight back up again 0
DavidEllisKent 4 years

Shrewd investors are also investing in mattresses, pogo sticks, Mexican jumping beans, Hooters restaurants, trampolines, space hoppers and Calvin Harris in the hope that another world crisis can be...

Arsenal trophy room provides long stretch solution for local prison 0
spoole2112 4 years

With prisoner numbers across the country reaching new highs following the recent riots, a solution for housing long term low risk inmates has been found at the Emirates Stadiumjust a Molotov...

Train Company Fails Performance Enhancing Drugs Test 0
thisisall1word 4 years

The latest South West Trains performance figures have failed a random drugs test carried out by the Office of Rail Regulation. The figures for customer satisfaction, cancellations & delays, and...

New Go Compare ad irritates last remaining person who didn’t hate them already 5
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Popular car insurance comparison website are set to cease all forms of advertising with immediate effect. The move comes after independent market research showed that they have now...

First ever laser operation performed inside a beating heart 4
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

British doctors have broken new ground by becoming the first to treat a man with a tiny laser that burns away tissue inside a beating heart. Scott Rosser, 34, says that he has no idea how the tiny...

BBC reveals that sending more people to jail means there are more people in jail 1
Screenie 4 years

Bernie and Flavio Steptoe flog QPR to Indians. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Shepherd's Bush rag and bone men Bernie and Flavio Steptoe have flogged QPR to Indian millionaires. The scrap yard, along with fixtures and fittings, has changed hands for 60 million quid. It is...

Amazon insert low quality toy into it's new range of Childrens book e-readers 0
Iamthestig 4 years
First Big Brother eviction fails as Paddy Doherty refuses to leave 1
butagirl 4 years
Doctor Who to travel back to isle of wight in special episode 1
Screenie 4 years
Brother Beyond and Big Fun in hiding after Talk Talk’s £3m fine 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Millets is the new Blacks 2
thisisall1word 4 years