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Deep gloom for satirists as Sarah Palin announces "I won't run in 2012"

More gloom later...

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dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:03pm
dvo4fun
First ever energy saving bulb purchased now fully illuminated

Mr Paul Gerrans, who purchased the bulb when they were first released has been checking it every day since. 'it hasn't got any brighter for the last couple of days,' he explained whilst shielding...

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Screenie 06.10.11 1:17pm
Screenie
Tory party conference latest......

Harold MacMillan 'You've never had it so good', 50 years on.., David Cameron 'You've had it'...

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edmartin 05.10.11 11:08pm
dvo4fun
Punters set for big splash as bookies offer 7-4 on Choppy Cam 1
kga6 06.10.11 6:16am
Griffin
Hurley & Me

Laid-back bloke Shane's sporty life is turned upside down when he brings home pushy, neurotic, manipulative bitch Hurley who soon brings him to heel, much to the chagrin of Shane's mates. It isn't...

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vertical 05.10.11 10:06pm
vertical
Olympic sponsor BT launches London 2012-branded ansaphone...

It picks up after 5 rings., You know, 5 rings? Olympic rings?, [shuffles silently away]...

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dicky37 05.10.11 9:25pm
dicky37
Amnesia of Tragic Tom

When 18-year old Accrington Stanley defender Tom Bender was knocked out in a match recently, family and friends feared the worst. Tom's fine now and has been released from hospital physically...

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Drylaw 05.10.11 9:22pm
Drylaw
Kercher's Besmirchers: Foxy Knoxy called a Poxy Doxy. 5
rikkor 06.10.11 8:59am
John Ffitch-Rucker
President Karzai assassination plot foiled

Nobody knows why...

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greg various 05.10.11 8:19pm
greg various
OFFICIAL - DAVID WALLIAMS IS NOT FUNNY!

more to follow...

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delightfullyodd 05.10.11 7:41pm
delightfullyodd
Concern's Mount Over Isle Of Wight's Nuclear Weapons Program 0
Textbook 05.10.11 7:21pm
Textbook
Knox 'looking forward to Halloween' 0
roybland 05.10.11 6:31pm
roybland
Police post topless women on every M4 bridge in new traffic strategy

Superintendant Adams went at some lengths to explain. “It all came about after Reading Rag week when one girl was dared to go topless at Junction 11. The speed decrease was immediate, unfortunately...

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brownpaperreporter 05.10.11 10:24pm
Screenie
No Bail Out from Earth, As Mercury Threatens to Default on Debt

The International Bank of the Earth has today announced that it shall not be contributing to the bail out of Mercury. The potential worsening of the financial crisis within the Solar zone has played...

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Perks 05.10.11 10:43pm
Screenie
Nobel Chemistry Prize awarded for novel wallpaper pattern. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 05.10.11 6:22pm
Pakistani cricketers claim racism as "only asian team members" face trial. 0
dvo4fun 05.10.11 5:17pm
dvo4fun
Cameron takes a lead "I've instructed my Butler to clear my AMEX account". 4
dvo4fun 05.10.11 8:33pm
Jammydodgers
James Murdoch wins Nobel Prize for Literature - "For Outstanding Fiction"

News International Chairman, James Murdoch, has been awarded this year's Nobel Prize for literature for his "outstanding contribution to fiction." The citation reads; "Mr Murdoch has created an...

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apepper 05.10.11 4:07pm
Mass stranding of Liberal MPs expected after Tories unveil new policies 0
simonjmr 05.10.11 3:06pm
simonjmr
'Botham's Anger' as 1981 Test series is re-branded 'Dilley's Ashes' 4
dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:26pm
dvo4fun
British woman dies in New York, the day Knox arrives back in US tabloids fume. 1
MADJEZ 05.10.11 2:38pm
dvo4fun
Cameron offers to 'Consolidate your debts into one low monthly payment' 0
Screenie 05.10.11 2:01pm
Screenie
"I see dead people" admits mortuary assistant 1
simonjmr 05.10.11 9:20pm
dicky37
Unpronounceable surnames leads to rise in Deed Poles

hat tip to Bogumierz Waszkiewicz...

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vertical 05.10.11 1:19pm
vertical
Cameron to re-draft conference address after "Rubbishy Twaddle and Bunken" found

There was further confusion and embaressment for the Conservative Party during their conference this week when in was discovered that David Cameron would be rewritting parts of his speech after a...

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thisisall1word 05.10.11 12:53pm
thisisall1word
Italian Police say Forte Knox is not a US army base 0
RJWinter 05.10.11 12:46pm
RJWinter
Schrodinger avoids deportation

Although the real reason is uncertain...

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Iscariot 05.10.11 8:49pm
The All New Jeni B
"I'll pay off your credit card debt" says Cameron

To people who only hear what they want to hear...

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greg various 05.10.11 12:03pm
greg various
Greece avoids defaulting by crossing fingers & claiming "fainites - no returns". 0
seymour totti 05.10.11 11:59am
seymour totti
New Apple boss admits defeat, considers quitting

Struggling fruit manager, Juliette Cavaillier, has admitted her best efforts to motivate her department of apples have come up short, and has labelled the fruit 'completely unresponsive'....

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Pabst Blue Ribbon 08.10.11 7:10pm
Golgo13