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Call to end Nanny State Mobile Phone Rules. 0
BillyBitzer 3 years

In the wake of the relaxation of working hours regulations for HGV drivers because ”It’s snowing a bit”, an industry spokesman today called of the lifting of “prohibitive rules” regarding...

Leon Jackson to advise Julian Assange on how to go unnoticed. 0
petebrown 3 years

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Support for Spanish air traffic strike fades when flying pickets grounded 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
FA donation to 3rd world aid consists mostly of sour grapes 0
Trini 3 years
Draconia - a brief guide for visitors 3
sector29 3 years

We often hear the word “Draconian” - normally in relation to rules or laws or budget cuts. But where is Draconia? And how would it be for a holiday destination ? Do the trains run on time ?...

Pensioner wrecks satellitte during marathon phone query with Indian call centre. 10
Basil_B 3 years

Woking pensioner John Woodward was responsible today for causing a telephone signal satellite to break down thanks to a three hour conversation between him and a Mumbai call centre representative...

"Let’s not forget the true meaning of Christmas: the birth of Santa Clause"... 3
Doylem 3 years
Isle of Wight in retrospective bid for 1948 Olympics... 0
Doylem 3 years

“The infrastructure’s already in place”, says spokesman. “We’re quietly confident”...

Revised first-year syllabus at Hamburger University: ‘bun, burger, bun’... 0
Doylem 3 years
"Can we come down yet? Hola?" Spanish pilots await clearance from strikers. 1
allmyownstunts 3 years
Cigarette retailing u-turn 1
riesler 3 years

The Government has decided to ditch plans to force cigarette manufacturers to use plain white packs., The aim was to reduce the appeal of tobacco to young people by restricting the use of attractive...

Muggers, rapists and phaedophiles protest about the idea of sharing cell with MP 0
Basil_B 3 years

Inmates of high secure units all around the country were all left on tender hooks today with the fear of potentialy having to share a cell with MP expense fraudster David Chaytor. ' We may have been...

Paypal bans Wikileaks - Assange furious to lose auction for iPod on eBay 0
Moggsy 3 years
Ken Barlow actor William Roache signs of for another 50 years of Corrie 0
petebrown 3 years

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Israeli burning bushes "just God wanting a serious talk about stuff." 1
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Town “largely unaffected” by Snow 0
JLD 3 years

The medieval market town of St Albans in Hertfordshire has been largely unaffected by the spell of heavy snow which has hit the UK in the past week. According to local residents, the roads have...

FA chief takes his ball home... 0
Doylem 3 years

Acting Chairman, Roger Burden, has turned down a permanent role as chief of the FA, saying he can no longer work with Fifa. “What did we get for the £15m we spent on our bid? Fuck all, that’s...

"...................................................." awarded Art Council Grant 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Proposed sick-patient-ban for surgery waiting rooms 0
hero2zero 3 years

Following the infection control successes experience in Weston Super Mare, books, toys and upholstered seating were banned from doctors waiting rooms in order to reduce cross infections there are now...

Planning permission turned down for Stonehenge roof... yet again... 9
Doylem 3 years
Apple develop MRiScan ap 0
hero2zero 3 years
Police accuse woman of wasting police time over missing father 0
dannyboy206 3 years

A woman has been accused of wasting police time after calling the emergency services to report the disappearance of her father. Janeece Bryers, 46 from Farnham, rang 999 on Thursday after noticing...

Study finds most stereotypes behave opposite to their stereotype 0
Dumbnews 3 years
NASA forced to search for new life forms on Earth 0
Grover 3 years

NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, an agency of the United States government traditionally charged with space exploration, has been forced to explore the Earth, the planet we...

Microsoft invents more ways for fat fingered typists to self destruct 0
ronseal 3 years

Microsoft's guerilla war with the layman is to be stepped up, with more inventitve ways to root out non techies and render them powerless. It is thought to be working on a series of 'new innovations'...

Tom Still Waiting for Myspace Film 5
Grover 3 years

Tom, founder of the previously popular social networking site [i]Myspace[/i] (formerly [i]MySpace[/i]), has announced via Twitter that he is expecting Hollywood to make a film about him, for some...

Downing street deny reason for losing bid 0
Bismarck 3 years

was that the waxwork of David Cameron went to Zurich by mistake...

Russia are Putin on the Ritz 0
Bismarck 3 years

Finally we can afford cheese for our biscuits says 132 yr old Ludmilla Yakomova, the oldest member of the russian bid team...

Southern Trains PR boss wins title of Britain's Next Top Muddle 0
ronseal 3 years

The PR boss of Southern Trains has won the coveted award of Britain's Next Top Muddle, after admitting she had no idea how many trains were still stuck in the snow with passengers in them...

Pound coin thief still at large 0
Mr.3374 3 years

In spite of calling in a helicopter equipped with thermal imaging cameras, the culprit seems to have just blended in with the background...