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Parisian man dumped for planning a romantic Valentine's weekend at home. 1
dominic_mcg 04.02.12 12:27am
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John Terry to be stripped of his strip.

The prospect of former England Captain John Terry playing either in neutral coloured underwear or naked may seem a little far-fetched. But lawyers and advisers for the player says that while he can...

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nickb 03.02.12 11:15pm
JustSomeBloke
BBC find couple with free time for new sitcom 'Terry & Huhne' 0
MADJEZ 03.02.12 8:36pm
MADJEZ
Uselessness of facebook being hotly debated on facebook 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:57pm
Dumbnews
Suicide prevention hotline urges callers to just deactive their facebook account 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:52pm
Dumbnews
Iran defies US and continues to develop further spelling of Hummus

President Mahmoud Ahmedinajad rallied the Iranian nation in his latest anti-Western speech “how dare these dogs dictate the spelling of an Arab dish, there is no letter O in Hummus, brothers we...

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brownpaperreporter 03.02.12 7:48pm
brownpaperreporter
London to introduce hi-speed walking lanes 0
Dumbnews 03.02.12 7:26pm
Dumbnews
Huhne becomes England captain as Terry agrees to take his points. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 03.02.12 7:05pm
hughesroland
Chocolate Orange drops Terry as sponsor

Too obvious?...

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hughesroland 03.02.12 6:58pm
Sinnick
'Don't tell the groom' TV show flops

A follow up to popular TV show ‘Don’t tell the bride’ has been cancelled after the first episode of ‘Don’t tell the groom’ failed to generate the same sort of emotional tension as the...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 03.02.12 6:32pm
Perks
Barren Knights to be stripped of honours in novelty hit backlash 6
ronseal 03.02.12 5:57pm
The All New Jeni B
Goodwin hoped to have been stripped of 'Fred' 0
roybland 03.02.12 5:55pm
roybland
William Roache & Stephen Fry head celeb line-up for "Strictly Dad Dancing".

More bogling soon...

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Al McHogan 03.02.12 4:40pm
Al McHogan
Cyclist apologises for 'obeying a red light'

A cyclist in Oxford has been forced to apologise for confusion caused to all other road users when he took the irresponsible decision to obey a red light. The chaos that ensued led to 3 cars being...

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Perks 03.02.12 4:35pm
beau-jolly
Woman marries her own house

Lancashire lass, Hilary Acacia Avenue (nee Bingham) from Blackburn, yesterday celebrated getting hitched to her 3 bedroom terraced house after only popping the question last December. Speaking...

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Marko 03.02.12 4:25pm
dvo4fun
Noel Edmonds hairstyle is the mane attraction on this weeks Antiques Roadshow 0
Marko 03.02.12 4:21pm
Marko
Little Miss Muffet to sue spider after falling off her tuffet 0
Marko 03.02.12 4:13pm
Marko
2-1 ! Lib Dems ecstatic about taking the lead in coalition resignations 0
Not Amused 03.02.12 3:48pm
Not Amused
Halal butcher accused of apostasy after converting to metric 0
jp1885 03.02.12 3:44pm
jp1885
Woman Angry At Dermatologists Online Hate Campaign

A semi-reptilian pensioner with the ability to tear her own face off has hit out at a dermatologist-orchestrated online hate campaign. The image of the lady with the words “Dermatologists Hate This...

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UnoEye 03.02.12 3:42pm
UnoEye
Huhne resigns to 'Spend more time with his cellmates' 0
antharrison 03.02.12 2:44pm
antharrison
Liverpool fans to stop trading on the black market 0
charlies_hat 03.02.12 2:08pm
charlies_hat
Grocer with low stock levels suspects his thyme is coming to an end 1
Smart Alex 03.02.12 1:54pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Govt. reveal that Huhne's wife has been Energy Secretary for the last 18 months 0
charlies_hat 03.02.12 1:33pm
charlies_hat
Huhne gets wife to resign in his place. 0
MADJEZ 03.02.12 1:26pm
MADJEZ
Huhne tried to give me his clubcard, claims Tesco shopper 0
medici2471 03.02.12 1:24pm
medici2471
Huhne resigns, still protesting innocence: "I fell into a lifeboat" 0
Son of Barnabas 03.02.12 1:23pm
Son of Barnabas
Government minister says only smart-arse blacks to be allowed into the country

The government has today announced that immigrants will only be allowed into the country in future if they are able to command a salary of over £31000 per year. In a document entitled "How we...

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ukvillafan 03.02.12 1:16pm
Drylaw
Huhne resigns to host new series of Pointless 0
medici2471 03.02.12 12:57pm
medici2471
‘I’m Sensing You Know Someone Called Dave’ Predicts Country’s Top Psychic

The entire population of Britain was gripped by the amazing revelations of the UK’s top psychic in the TV event of the century last night. “The Mystic Mondo” (real name Raymond Grimes) amazed...

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UnoEye 03.02.12 12:53pm
Midfield Diamond