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I lie all the time, admits journalist

Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I find that journalists are ‘making stuff up’, I admitted yesterday. As a professional who started writing copy in a sweaty, cigarette-filled...

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Zadok the second 05.10.11 4:57pm
Gerontius
Italy's style rating slashed

The plight of the Italian economy is having a profound effect on the country's dress sense as Milan's Golden Quad shopping district, once the home the flagship Gucci, Versace and Valentino stores,...

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spoole2112 05.10.11 10:11am
spoole2112
God Love you but fucking hates me, says research 0
ronseal 05.10.11 10:01am
ronseal
Man flunks interview for Nightclub Doorman as he admits to being good with peopl 0
ronseal 05.10.11 9:44am
ronseal
New iPhone has better camera. In other news, world economy has collapsed.

The world was stunned yesterday when a new, slightly improved, iPhone was released. A user explained, "I don't take any photographs, but having a better camera swings the deal for me - I'm buying...

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apepper 05.10.11 10:00am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tony Blair called in to arbitrate on poodle row

Tony Blair has been asked to bring his years of political experience to bear on a vexed question: should poodle owners be allowed to use hairspray on their pooches’ topknots? Flying in to take up...

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Clarky 05.10.11 9:29am
Clarky
Simpsons cannot continue without key cuts, says Fox 0
simonjmr 05.10.11 9:29am
simonjmr
AA accused of institutional RACism

A mechanic who went undercover in the Automobile Association has exposed the unpleasant tricks used in AA subscription selling. Potential customers are routinely told that RAC patrolmen are chavs and...

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vertical 06.10.11 7:53am
vertical
English Haka plan surprises rugby world

The English rugby team has surprised the rugby world again after confirming it will perform its own version of the Haka at the quarter final match against France. After the decision to wear black...

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suki 08.10.11 5:50pm
Gary Baldy
Maya defends Feline Rights Act.

More later...

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spoole2112 05.10.11 8:18am
spoole2112
Clear off your card debt, and then just Clear Off, says Cameron 2
Drylaw 05.10.11 11:38am
bonjonelson
Blow for England fans as Johnny Wilkinson declared fit 1
05.10.11 8:13am
dvo4fun
Ed Milliiband "speaks fluent SEO"

To some, the craft of search engine optimisation takes a little practice. But not for Ed Milliband. Getting those all-important keywords into the first paragraph comes naturally to the Labour leader....

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Boutros 05.10.11 9:22am
Boutros
Apple boss forgets phone at phone launch 6
ED209 05.10.11 2:52pm
dvo4fun
Self-righteous plant geneticist announces development of moral maize

with a rye grin...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 05.10.11 10:18am
vertical
Rugby's Aussie Kiss Scandal Blown Out of all Proportion 0
medici2471 04.10.11 8:22pm
medici2471
Cats Protection calls for Theresa May's deportation 0
roybland 04.10.11 7:20pm
roybland
New iPhone 4 features revolutionary 'S' after the 4 1
roybland 05.10.11 8:23am
Ostsee
Daily Mail stories "arrive faster than the truth". More soon.

Thanks for the inspiration thisisall1word...

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Al OPecia 04.10.11 6:19pm
Al OPecia
Human Rights Cat confusion could have been caused by typographical error

The Home Secretary’s claim that an illegal immigrant could have avoided deportation “because of an act he had with his wife” may be the result of simple typographical error. “I’m not...

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nickb 05.10.11 8:43am
Midfield Diamond
School girl's relief as HPV jab given in arm 1
medici2471 19.06.12 11:29am
medici2471
SKY satellite set to crash land on Portsmouth pub 6
Boutros 05.10.11 9:06am
vertical
Opportunity Knox

Shocked residents of Perugia took to the streets outside the court house last night to celebrate the appeal court judges' verdict that there had been no murder. Speaking in broken English and out...

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medici2471 04.10.11 6:10pm
medici2471
‘Thames Water is green’ claim utility bosses

After an Environment Agency report branded Thames Water the UK’s biggest polluter, the firm has been quick to defend its progress on environmental issues. Claiming that just a few minor incidents...

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Midfield Diamond 04.10.11 6:16pm
kga6
Illegal immigrant deportation 'postphoned' until "he's used up his minutes"

Today, Theresa May confirmed that an illegal immigrant would "be having his human rights abused" if he were to be deported before he'd had chance to "use up his minutes". The Asian man, who due to...

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kga6 04.10.11 6:25pm
Clarky
Rabbits caught in headlights set to receive 'on the spot' fine 0
kga6 04.10.11 5:30pm
kga6
Boss of lap dancing company to strip to raise money for his heart transplant.

The boss of lap dancing company Spearmint Rhino has been told by his cardiac surgeon "if you want a bypass, I’m not doing it on the NHS - we haven’t got a microscope powerful enough to see that...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 04.10.11 8:08pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Dexia Bank's midnight runner fears. More soon

I was logging on to post this (sad but true) but think I may have heard Eddie Mair in the background using it on R4. Or it may have been the voices in my head. Either way. Fish. Barrel. Sorry...

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dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:00am
dvo4fun
Welsh Assembly to solve budget problems with “Unlimited cash from England”

The Welsh Assembly is to follow Scotland’s example and grant itself unlimited access to money provided by the English Taxpayer. The move, which will see every Welshman , woman and child given a...

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Mathna 05.10.11 8:21am
Ostsee
Panpipe the cat allowed to stay in UK - owns pet Peruvian man 0
Drylaw 04.10.11 3:59pm
Drylaw