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After the deluge in Pakistan ,taxi drivers in the U.K. feel they will be flooded 0
arrghgarry 3 years

with would be taxi drivers from the sub (merged)continent which probably lead to more phlegm on the streets...

Legalising Burglary will 'Cut Crime' and save the Govt 'Millions' says Expert 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

An expert in crime said legalising burglary and other minor offences will cut crime and reduce the pressure on prisons. 'The police will have less paperwork. Its a win win. Not only is there massive...

Farmville-obsessed mom neglects feeding kids and starves dog 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pope enters Priory. Absolves Ricky Hatton. 0
pinxit 3 years

'Kissing of Ring' pics soon...

£250,000 pair, a sperm in a teacup. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Man encouraged to 'reach for the stars' arrested on celebrity molestation charge 4
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Entire United Kingdom bracing itself for slow moving depression 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

As autumn enforces its vice-like grip on the UK, the public were put on alert last night as the first Atlantic depression of the season is expected to make landfall near Cornwall sometime around the...

New evidence suggests the Hoover was invented by Mr Vacuum 2
Boarfunkel 3 years
Stock Market of 13/09/2010 0
The Dudeman 3 years

(DOWN) WAL (Wal-Mart/ASDA UK) - Supercentres across England have reshuffled entire ailies again, so now the bread is where the fricking milk was, (UP) ATVI (Activision/Blizzard Games Inc.) - They...

Vanish, Daz in late court battle over papal sponsorship deal 2
QorbeQ 3 years
Conservative America Criticise Freedom of Expression as "too Liberal" 0
The Dudeman 3 years
Satan displeased with way he is negatively portrayed in emoticons 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Rehab clinic rules out punishing Hatton with lines. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Babies Blinded by Tea 0
Blobvilla 3 years

Medical professionals are increasingly appalled by the amount of babies being born blind because of their mother’s addiction to cups of tea. Health workers in maternity wards and those dealing...

Ardent Avatar fan excited to hear of rise in Blue Tit sightings 0
la maga 3 years
"Oi! That's our job!" yell Labour as Tories trample constitution to own benefit 0
la maga 3 years
Queens speech cancelled due to performance anxiety 0
jm 3 years
TV execs confused by failure of "who wants to be a millionaire?" in Zimbabwe 1
jm 3 years
Physicists blame police for death of MI6 agent. 5
bonjonelson 3 years

Quantum Physicists have blamed the recent death of an MI6 agent found stuffed inside a large canvas bag on the investigator who opened the bag. "While in the bag, the agent was both alive and not...

Iran puzzled as US sells $60bn weapons to oppressive religious regime next door 0
la maga 3 years

Shit, sorry. Nothing funny about that...

Men accused of making £250k from sperm site collapse in court 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Both men admitted making 792 deliveries of sperm, and collapsed. Both now weighing 5 stone but showing good muscle definition in the right hand and arm, are in poor health as their service got behind...

Doctors frustrated as 'Kissing it Better' ditched along with Homeopathy 3
gaijintendo 3 years

NHS cutbacks, n'aw'that...

'Flatulence inducing beef cubes laughing stock.' 0
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Says comedy chef...

TomTom Launch Rolf Harris Voiced SatNav... "D'ya know where we are yet?" 1
mugwump 3 years
Paul Young visibly upset when seeing Lady Gaga wearing a 4
arrghgarry 3 years

meat coat and off the shoulder meat dress...

Virgin Experience Days forced to offer Swimming With Mackerel by HSE 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a tightening of Health and Safety regulations, the thrill-seeking days of Virgin, Red Letter and the like are all but over The very popular swimming with dolphins failed the HSE guidance test...

Pope to beatify Blair 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI has confirmed that Tony Blair, and not Cardinal Henry Newman, will begin the path to sainthood by being beatified in Birmingham on Thursday. “We need to promote a high-profile...

Court of Appeal upholsters claim by dyslexic furniture restorer. 2
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years
Confusion as UK prepares for PayPal visit 2
3 years

It started as a routine business trip to the UK by Scott Thompson, President of PayPal, but it now appears that a simple typographical error at the Passport and Immigration Office has resulted in...

'We want equal distribution of stuffing and state sponsored care of upholstery.' 1
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Says Armchair Socialist...