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New crime map also doubles as constituency finder 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Local Gangs Compete to get their Street to No1 on Crime Map 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

In what some are seeing as an unintended consequence local youths are competing with each other to see if they can get their street to the top of the newly launched crime map. "Its all about being...

Police Dog in Harassment row 2
AndyOverhead 4 years

A Police german shepherd called 'Rosco' has been accused of sexual harassment after an incident with a fellow police dog from the narcotics team; 'Polly', a Spaniel bitch used for sniffing out...

Launch of new ‘low altitude’ Kendal Mint Cake... 0
Doylem 4 years
New bargain device merges iMac, iPhone and iPad, called a Netbook 1
Dumbnews 4 years
New iToilet disables flushing when iPhone is dropped in it 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Alleluia! The 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine launched. 6
Stan 4 years

The eagerly awaited 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine was published yesterday at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London. The Guide, known simply to affectionados as ‘The Bible’, lists the best...

Daily Llama fears infiltration by Chinese undercover Llamas 1
4ty2 4 years

He tweeted:, We always looked at those [url=]Llamas with hats[/url] with suspicion. Now we have a Llama with lots of Chinese currency so it looks like there...

Millions demand Mubarak be replaced with new dictator 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Mubarak cancels construction plans for his Pyramid 0
Dumbnews 4 years
UN Calls It Quits, Cites Lack Of Interest 0
Textbook 4 years
Political Debate Ends In Chaos As Obama Tells Palin She "Can Suck It" 0
Textbook 4 years
Chinese television claims Hollywood Movie scenes used in news 0
4ty2 4 years

are austerity measurements by the TV companies who have been cut in favour of the Chinese Stealth Fighter project. You can't expect us to blow up real aeroplanes when all the world has to safe money...

Hardened criminals blamed for recent spate of Viagra thefts. 4
bonjonelson 4 years

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Egypt to ditch BT Broadband after internet connection fails again 0
TerribleTim 4 years
Egyptians devastated: "Barry was writing new National Anthem". More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years
John Barry only lives once. More soon. 1
MC One R 4 years
Innovative texting device developed called a keyboard 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Negotiations with Egyptian ambassador break down due to lack of Ferrero Rocher 0
Boarfunkel 4 years
President Mubarak accused of pyramid scheme. More soon. 1
MC One R 4 years
Pressure mounts for immediate withdrawal of British sportsmen from Australia 1
ianslat 4 years

There is growing pressure on the Government today to withdraw British sporting stars from Australia following the weekend’s devastating results from down under. Protesters have mounted a vigil...

Newcastle admit £30m bid for Carroll "assumed to be Dalglish's sense of humour" 0
MC One R 4 years
Ignore, googling revealed my joke did not make sense 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Wayne Rooney renegotiates image rights. “An extra £20 a week will come in handy” 1
Doylem 4 years
Lynx effect a myth! 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

..Claims Walter McGeeky, an overweight, unemployed 53 year old virgin that spends his time scouring the internet for er, jobs, he tells us., "It's rubbish!" claimed Mr McGeeky, "I went to a beach at...

Price of decals skyrocket as transfer deadline day draws to a close 0
simonjmr 4 years
Scientists prove Dirt is Dirty 0
AndyOverhead 4 years

This, only 3 days after concluding that water is watery. And, following an accident that led to the dirt and water being mixed together, they have managed a hat-trick of results by proving once and...

Comedy trio 'The 3 Carrs' split as Jimmy and Alan discover Maxine's secret past. 0
Phlegm 4 years
The Palins: Sarah and Michael collaborate in repeat of ‘dead parrot’ sketch... 3
Doylem 4 years
NASA not required to launch Enterprise to rescue Clingon in Egypt 0
4ty2 4 years

as rebels have lost their voice due to a malfunction of their translators. The successful malfunctioning of the western style hand held translators prevented the rebels to harmonise, such giving the...