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Vikings cleared of rape and pillage by FA inquiry 0
ronseal 4 years

Following the success of his inquiry into FIFA corruption, Lord Triesman has been commissioned to conduct a series of internal investigations into embarrassing scandals. Among the organisations...

Vigilante group of News Of The World readers attack courgettes 5
charlies_hat 4 years
Gaddafi survives assassination attempt as Spanish cucumber sent in post. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Repeat news: Ball passes between sticks. Some foreign men very happy. Some not. 0
be reasonable 4 years

Fashion sale: 11 chokers, unused. Contact AF at box No. 3-1, Manchester...

Corrupt officials form their own union, THIEFA 0
ronseal 4 years
Sesame Street left-wing bias 'caused Big Bird to fly in circles' 0
4 years
Media exaggerations set to double by 200% 4
Nick McCarr 4 years
Salad Days over for the humble cucumber 0
charlies_hat 4 years
Judge Dredd to replace Cheryl Cole 4
Milo Shame 4 years

Insiders at Fox television have revealed that the vacant seat on the panel for US X-Factor will be filled by Mega-City One’s leading citizen, Judge Joseph Dredd. Renowned already in sci-fi circles...

Volcano Lands a Three-Picture Deal… Grimsvotn Signed To Erupt with Laughter 1
mbalton 4 years

An obscure Icelandic mountain has captured the imagination of Hollywood executives. The volcano Grimsvotn has been signed by a major studio to star in three feature films scheduled to be produced...

Germany/France: Ecoli outbreak 'nothing to do with the cucumbers up our arses.' 0
SingingHinny 4 years
Twitter writers' names revealed by Wikileaks. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Another crazy End Times prediction: prof says world to end in 7.6 billion years 7
pthr 4 years

The silly season is well and truly upon us. Determined not to be outdone by US evangelist Harold Camping, a British "academic" has claimed that the world will end in 7.6 billion years. If you...

Flick sick, pans sans one, legs (& co) split 0
virtuallywill 4 years

no more dancing later...

Charles warns of deadly cucumber strike on UK 0
roybland 4 years

A cucumber and asparagus attack on the UK as serious as a nuclear strike, could be imminent according to a new warning from Prince Charles.,  , The Prince, who often converses with plants, said...

Malta to divorce Gozo 2
virtuallywill 4 years

Comino later...

pthr 4 years

REMOVED - I see this has already been done, far better, and on the front page no less. Oops!...

Thousands in mass suicide at Man U Euro loss. Manchester reports no casualties 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Sharon Shoesmith to be compensated for death of Baby P 3
John Wiltshire 4 years

The former head of Haringay Social Services, Sharon Shoesmith, was today found not guilty of being responsible for her department, and will be given loads of money to make up for the death of Peter...

Bite sized crusty loaf hailed as 'outstanding roll model' 1
ronseal 4 years
Deadly cucumbers undetectable from ordinary ones 0
virtuallywill 4 years

CERN boffins discover highest possible number... and it's lower than you think 3
pthr 4 years

"It's a hundred and two," say confident scientists. In the northwest suburbs of Geneva, a team led by Rolf Prévessin has discovered the highest number of all. After spending the last eight years...

Top travelling, scripture-reciting Hindu mendicant hailed as 'crazy mutha fakir' 0
ronseal 4 years
Removed. Done before. 0
Ostsee 4 years
UK blasts 'uncaring' US after Obama hails historic relationship with Poland 4
rickwestwell 4 years

UK diplomats have asked for urgent reassurances from their American counterparts after news reports that US President Barack Obama has 'rekindled' the close relationship between Poland and the USA. ...

Bondage fetishists back gagging orders 0
Crow 4 years
Sepp Blatter responds to critics over bribery allegations 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years

La la la . Im not listening

Tesco home delivery revealed as alternative to "Crappy food skip" 4
antharrison 4 years

Supermarket giant Tesco has refused, despite criticism from its customers, to confirm that its home delivery service is, in fact, the route to deliver a load of sub-standard and too-close to sell-by...

Aid agencies blast the West as 'awareness' levels plummet 6
Smaug 4 years

In an unprecedented press release today, a spokesperson representing the African Union and a conglomeration of aid agencies criticised the West's 'myopic focus on food and medical supplies, to the...

UK Defence Secretary Apologises for the Soundtrack to the Afghan War 11
Quaz 4 years

UK Defence Secretary Dr Liam Fox has been forced into an apology for the poor soundtrack to the current Afghan and Libyan conflicts. “People look back on the Vietnam war and remember the great...