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‘The Riots’ stage show is to be followed up by ‘Rape! – The Musical’

The release of a politically-charged show in London’s Tricycle theatre based on the recent riots has already triggered frantic scribbles by other playwrights wanting to use ‘Broken Britain’...

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kimllfixit 26.11.11 6:36am
dvo4fun
L’oreal customers will have to prove ‘they’re worth it’.

Following on from the enormous success of their advertising slogan - ‘L’oreal: because I’m worth it’ – the cosmetics giant has announced that from 2012, women will be required to prove they...

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Flexicon 26.11.11 5:57am
Flexicon
December expected to be the most average for 200 years

The meteological office has predicted that Britain will be in the grip of the most typical winter weather since records began. "We haven't had a typical December for many years.", explained a...

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apepper 26.11.11 12:06am
Vertically Challenged Giant
wrong bloke. Oops. 7
25.11.11 11:38pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Apple stores to honor black friday by doubling all prices 0
Dumbnews 25.11.11 11:33pm
Dumbnews
Euro Vision team set to tune-up economy during crisis

Leaked minutes from a high-level meeting of European government leaders in Belgium has proved an embarrassing reminder to Europeans that their politicians do not necessarily all sing from the same...

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Username 25.11.11 11:02pm
Username
Man stays on web page after seeing ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up

Lee Hall, from Orpington, has become the first ever person to stay on a web page after having been confronted with the ‘Leave Page/Stay on Page’ pop-up. The solitary click marks a stunning...

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Qoxiivi 25.11.11 10:51pm
FlashArry
New government scheme creates jobs for 16 17 year olds. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 25.11.11 10:06pm
FlashArry
Moves to ban 'vajazzling' as doctors discover gigantic cyst in woman's vagina

When 38-year-old Tracey Irving went to her beauty salon for a Brazilian wax, she never dreamed it would have catastrophic results. Tracey explains: "After my therapist had finished she sprinkled...

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Flexicon 25.11.11 9:16pm
Flexicon
IOW farmer ridicules wind farm: "as if we don't have enough wind already" 0
Nick McCarr 25.11.11 9:01pm
Nick McCarr
Adele to deliver Royal Institution Christmas Lecture

In a shock move, the Royal Institution has announced its annual Christmas lecture will be delivered by the pop singer Adele. Entitled "Inflammable Precipitation", the 23 year old will expound on her...

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Mrblacker 25.11.11 8:36pm
Mrblacker
Widespread demands for inquiry into claims Sienna Miller is an actress 1
Duncan Biscuit 25.11.11 7:48pm
greg various
Levi goes back to his Roots after tasty 'Reggae Reggae' sauce drama.

High Court Judge branded him a jerk...

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Bryan with a Y 25.11.11 7:44pm
Bryan with a Y
David Beckham trapped in a clothes horse...

Another child on the way...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 25.11.11 7:28pm
brownpaperreporter
BBC to bring back "One Man and his Dog"....BENTON!!!!! 4
Son of Barnabas 25.11.11 7:15pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Gardening equipment manufacturer will use cutting-hedge technology 4
Smart Alex 25.11.11 6:39pm
writinginbsl
Francis Maude calls for volunteer Air Traffic Controllers on TUC day of action

more soon from the Prize C**t no doubt...

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dvo4fun 25.11.11 5:49pm
Greek National Debt eradicated after bumper Movember takings

While the bail-out discussions were culminating, the Greek Government were clapping their hands in glee. Unbeknownst to the EU, the entire Greek nation had taken part in Movember, where money is...

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brownpaperreporter 25.11.11 4:52pm
Ironduke
Hot pussy 1
Screenie 25.11.11 3:23pm
greg various
It’s Official: First Dog is Now Mike Hunt

Bo, the Obama’s two year old Portuguese Water Dog, has a new moniker. The energetic first dog, known for its dense thatch of wiry black hair, is now Mike Hunt. When asked what precipitated the...

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bobo lutz 25.11.11 3:17pm
greg various
RFU reveals truth of England's rugby campaign "Just the Bullingdon Club on tour"

More waiter...

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dvo4fun 25.11.11 3:15pm
dvo4fun
Andre fears Jordan snatch 2
medici2471 25.11.11 2:51pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
IOW Broadcasting Corporation planning ambitious "Coast" series 6
simonjmr 25.11.11 2:50pm
Smart Alex
Katie Price's next TV show to be shot in H-Double D. 0
Ian Searle 25.11.11 2:26pm
Ian Searle
Berlusconi To Replace Andrew At RFU 0
Mike Turbine-Hamilton 25.11.11 2:23pm
Mike Turbine-Hamilton
Highways Agency re-names M6 ‘Museum of brake lights’, charges £5 entry fee

Money raised to provide vital funding for more fucking roadworks and average speed cameras...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 25.11.11 2:19pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BBC News forced to broadcast news during Leveson adjournment 0
medici2471 25.11.11 1:45pm
medici2471
Dyslexic Government Minister tries to issue a duck. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 25.11.11 1:19pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Tragic student's prospects cut short after becoming trapped in a clothes horse

Danielle Morgan was a bright outgoing young student who dreamt of one day graduating and beginning a career in “any field I possibly can, perhaps HR or something”. Unfortunately this dream was...

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Newsquelch 25.11.11 11:53am
Newsquelch
Gold miner donates proceeds: "what's mined is yours" 0
Nick McCarr 25.11.11 11:34am
Nick McCarr