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People of every nation join together... to invade Mars... 0
Doylem 3 years
Falklands Braced for Invasion as 1980s Revival Thunders On 1
De-scribe 3 years
Mrs Middleton would be pleased if one calls one "Queen in Law" 0
Rowly 3 years
God pisses on Duchy of Cornwall's Parade 1
bonjonelson 3 years

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Cuts the size of Wales made to Welsh budget and now known as just "budget" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Palace To Limit Its Role To Telling The Couple What To Do And When To Do It 0
IABP 3 years
Kate's engagement good time to bury bad NewsBiscuit sub. 0
Ostsee 3 years
EU unwilling to accept Irelands new solvency plan 0
Basil_B 3 years

Finding a pot of the ole gold at the end of the rainbow is seen to be totally unacceptable in the eyes of EU chiefs despite Irelands promise of getting every available Leprechaun searching for it...

Dodgy sharknav responsible for bringing Great Whites to the Med 0
simonjmr 3 years

"If only the sharks had stuck with the reliable Pilot whale system, they would never have got lost in the first place" More soon...

Haitian cholera victims still silent about royal engagement 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
X-Factor viewer seeks compensation for torture and extraordinary renditions 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Kate Middleton says she is inspired by Lady Diana (williams other mum) 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and wishes to follow in her footsteps ,James Hewitt was thrilled to hear the news...

A koala walks into Australian bar... and nods off 0
arrghgarry 3 years

Baby koala shot 15 times in cruel attack...

46 % of men aged between 25 and 40 feel that once it`s in there 0
arrghgarry 3 years

is no going back during sex and the girl moans no ,75% of 46 year olds said what`s sex...

Charles: “I’m thrilled... and the geraniums feel the same”... 0
Doylem 3 years
"Now piss off and stop quoting everything I say" Says Kate 4
ramblesnake 3 years
Mrs Middleton denies exploiting daughter in exclusive Hello! interview 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Sports writer thinks gay premier league players shoud come out 0
arrghgarry 3 years
Fire fighters to take their own fire extinguishers to London protest rally 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Flash floods hit Cornwall and UK media 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Bread in the oven, circuses scheduled, serfs rejoice and all will be well... 0
Doylem 3 years
Ireland set to be Bailed Out by Boyzone 1
De-scribe 3 years
Royal Wedding harms world cup bid as patriotic chavs may explode with excitement 0
Moggsy 3 years

Authorities fear the streets will be littered with Burberry clad limbs and bunting if FIFA announce England will host the 2018 World Cup so soon after Prince William has revealed he and Kate...

Philip on Kate: 'Crap Tits, but Not a Touch of The Tar Brush About Her' 0
De-scribe 3 years
Clegg: "We do have principles. And if you don’t like them, we have others"... 1
Doylem 3 years
Middleton's to meet investment bankers to pay for Wedding 0
simonjmr 3 years
George Michael is to be Kate's Official Chauffeur says Prince Philip 1
IABP 3 years
Prince Philip suggests new royal couple honeymoon in Capetown 3
bonjonelson 3 years

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Massive demand for replica "Diana" engagement rings 0
Sinnick 3 years
Genesis tribute band actually "more boring than the original" 2
Nick McCarr 3 years