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Kate Winslet admits real rescuer was a stunt double, her face was added in edit. 0
Ian Searle 4 years
After Triopli success Libyan Rebels set their sights on "The Halls of Montezuma" 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Darth Vader takes tour of the Death Star in spite of rebel forces gains 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Should really be Luke Skywalker but hey!...

The Flashing Blade must sign the sex offenders list 2
simonjmr 4 years
Michael Sheen to star as Andy Serkis in Michael Sheen biopic. 5
wallster 4 years

The BBC has announced today that supreme character actor Michael Sheen is to play Andy Serkis in a new film about the life and career of Michael Sheen. Serkis was unavailable to play himself in the...

Scientists: "Norfolk inbreeding diversity not affected by The Lynx effect " 1
thackaray 4 years

Pfizer launches new "Junior Methadone" to replace "Junior Aspirin" 1
antharrison 4 years

"Junior aspirin" a low-dose aspirin table designed to make children think they were taking the same adult drugs, as enjoyed by their parents in the 1960s, 70s and early to mid 80s, was banned...

Gadaffi safe, as rebels can't pronounce Bab Al-Aziziyah to ask for directions. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Rooneys thin hair after transplant blamed on wrongly prescribed obesity tablets 0
Basil_B 4 years
Cameron becomes Britain's first airmiles millionaire. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Megalomaniac ousted from burning compound: whereabouts of Branson uncertain 0
Stan 4 years
BBC programme scheduling launches BBC1 + 1 year 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

The height of Saturday TV for 2007 (insert current year here) Doctor Who, then Strictly Come Dancing and Casualty Only rivalled by "ITV + 1 year" Big Saturday Night In, X-Factor...

IRA send Gaddafi their support with a Happy Ramadan card 0
yussle 4 years
Media celebrates end of Gadaffi with 24 hour coverage.... Oh he's still there. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

More half cocked celebrations soon...

Gaddafi ducks. More soon. 1
Al OPecia 4 years
Iron Man movie success paves way for Toaster and Kettle Man films 0
dicky37 4 years

[More from the kitchen soon]...

EU ruling states that “Cabbage” no longer the standard for vegetative state 1
brownpaperreporter 4 years

“While a brain can be pea-like, as you English say” European Commission health expert M. Truffaud says that the mental state of “Vegetable” can no longer be broad-brushed with the label of...

Nectar points to count towards final score, say UCAS. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years
Student receives points deduction from UCAS after going into administration. 0
Corrigan 4 years

Basingstoke sixth-former Jake Andrews admitted he was ‘gutted’ today after receiving a 200 point deduction from higher education admittance agency UCAS for becoming financially insolvent. This...

Royal Society for Ornithology to change name of sea gulls to sea bastards 2
Basil_B 4 years

In light of the increasing threat that sea gulls are currently posing for tourists in coastal towns around Britain by attacking them for food the Royal Society for Ornithology have agreed to rename...

New iPhone app calculates calories from the pictures of your food 2
Dumbnews 4 years
Actress sacked from Vagina Monologues for talking out of her arse. 6
wallster 4 years

Grabs tin hat, dives under the table...

UN to consider 'Charities Continued Responsibilities' proposal 0
Mrblacker 4 years

A coalition of ecology groups say they are a step closer to convincing the United Nations to abolishing the World Health Organisation and forcing humanitarian charities to cease their work saving...

God to attend... 0
writinginbsl 4 years

God to attend lightning and thunderbolt accuracy retraining as he 'misses that bastard Branson'...

Ad campaign music lauded by industry insiders as “brilliantly missing the point" 0
swordfish trombone 4 years

Enterprising advertising creative working on the next campaign for high street electrical goods retailer Currys have been widely praised for their choice of music to appear in 30 second television...

USA declares war on Gaddafi regime. 3
be reasonable 4 years

Couldn’t resist it...

Cameron appeals for "calm" so he can at least finish one holiday this year 10
simonjmr 4 years

David Cameron has today called for “calm” throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday was interrupted so he could return to London to chair a meeting of the National Security...

Toffee nosed QPR chew over Scouse Toffees. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

Everton fans were left fuming after the Toffees were turned over by a makeshift QPR side at Goodison Park on saturday. Charlie Scally, writing in the Scouse Echo, called QPR "a bag of shite" and...

Scientist finally prove that death will kill you. More soon. 0
martin2381 4 years
Gerard Depardieu called in to help with Somali drought. More soon 2
martin2381 4 years