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Police in hunt for killer woodlouse will 'Leave no stone unturned' 0
wallster 3 years
Moat snubs police chief's 'gut feeling' about Rothbury, settles in Wiltshire 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Jordan out to contract Weils disease in celebrity one-up-manship 2
simonjmr 3 years
Female career criminal overcomes 'glass ceiling'; gains promotion, jewelry, cash 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Dukes of Hazard refuse to give up non-dom tax status. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
BP "quietly confident" of shifting excess St Georges Cross flags before Sunday 0
simonjmr 3 years
U2 bassist only noticed £3m was missing when his matress got lower. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
UN Delegates ‘disappointed’ Queen didn’t perform Bohemian Rhapsody. 0
Ian Searle 3 years

More sooon sooon sooon...

uts hop alphabet to tenty four letters 2
ramblesnake 3 years
Tabloid redundancy fears after Lindsay Lohan is jailed for 90 days 1
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Isle of Wight shops stop selling magic lanterns as switch to TV draws near 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
New anti nepotism laws could devastate British economy, warns media 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

Proposed new anti nepotism regulations have caused a storm of protest in the media, as the journalists at the BBC News, sister broadcasting stations such as BBC local news, their brothers in ITV and...

Churchill adverts now feature nodding Nick Clegg doll. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Sex & drugs & rock 'n' roll offences to come under "Trial by Dury". 1
seymour totti 3 years
Prostitition Csar promises crackdown.. 1
saltire 3 years

..on night mare scenario...

Former Vice President to open the Pamplona bull run in Spain ,a group 0
arrghgarry 3 years

of visiting masseuses with the American peace Corps say they are afraid of getting Gored...

Buy One, Get Tae Fuck. 2
afternoonslow 3 years

Waitrose Open New Leith Branch...

Holesale changes promised by new Prostitution Csar 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Cons, lags and punks to be redefined as Legal Sector Stakeholders 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Swimming pool of kitchens with your neighbour's face was 'nightmare scenario' 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Endlessly plummeting down and waking in cold sweat could be 'nightmare scenario' 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Total, FCUK and UPS in joint sponsorship deal with England Football team 13
LittleSpender 3 years
"Cheryl Cole Has Malaria" 4
The All New Jeni B 3 years

Thousands of gullible girls rush out to buy one. (Please improve on this someone?!)...

Moat to apply for political asylum in Alaska. 0
Griffin 3 years

'Sarah, she's my kind of girl. And I can keep my gun.'...

Supermarkets to introduce nutritionally complete Class-A Drugs. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Moat to be asked where he'd like the bullet 0
Steve Wilson 3 years

Northumberland Police have today announced that in keeping with there new found spirit of negotiation and community involvement gunman Raoul Moat will be asked where he'd like to receive the bullet...

Sir Ian Blair tempted out of retirement for 'just one last big cock up' 3
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Rothbury Latest: Sky News deploy Rapid Pointless Speculation Response Unit 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Ta, Jeni B...

Rothbury Latest: Police deploy Pointless Speculation Response Unit. 2
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Cheryl Cole feels great now but admits does NOT like being bitten by annoying 0
arrghgarry 3 years

little insects and that`s why she got divorced...