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George Osborne sings Autumn song

swans next...

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virtuallywill 29.11.11 12:51pm
virtuallywill
AA files for bankruptcy. RAC doubles fees for new members. 0
Griffin 29.11.11 12:49pm
Griffin
Hot Russian Spy allowed to stay in country shocker 0
ermintrude 29.11.11 12:37pm
ermintrude
Marmite Spill: Traffic Update

Following the Marmite Spill on the M1, South Yorkshire Police is diverting traffic to the yeast...

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Major Clanger 29.11.11 12:29pm
virtuallywill
Coarse fishing in Bristol Channel to be renamed Corsa fishing 0
Smart Alex 29.11.11 12:09pm
Smart Alex
Intelligent adhesive desribed as 'erudite' 0
Smart Alex 29.11.11 12:06pm
Smart Alex
Tindall shrugs off World Cup hangover and rejoins squad.

RFU spokesman said, "We had too, it was his round"...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 12:00pm
Bryan with a Y
First person in history to fail a LearnDirect course named as George Osbourne.

Despite studying for several years, George just couldn't get the hang of Economics. He'd failed his course several times, even with help from Gordon Brown and the CEOs of every major British Bank....

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martin2381 29.11.11 11:41am
martin2381
Pfizer delight as Fatima to replace Pele as Viagra ambassador.

Agent claimed she faced stiff competition to win the contract...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 10:58am
Bryan with a Y
Coral: all bets are off - SuBo wins Mo-vember title.

Bookmaker pays out early...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 10:05am
Bryan with a Y
Marmite put motorists in the jam 0
simonjmr 29.11.11 9:58am
simonjmr
Cuts force councils to resort to 'Marmiting' potholes. 0
No Beard 29.11.11 9:58am
No Beard
Ranting mother's humiliated toddler pixelates own face 0
medici2471 29.11.11 9:49am
medici2471
Arrest stops racist with return tram ticket 'going back where she came from' 5
29.11.11 9:49am
charlies_hat
Toddler blames failure to land part in school nativity for mum's tram outburst.

When interviewed today the youngest appealed for calm, saying "my mum spent weeks making a costume for me to audition as one of the '3-Kings', but the part carrying gold went to a little black boy in...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 9:43am
Bryan with a Y
Expect delays on B9 and B12 following Marmite spill 0
medici2471 29.11.11 9:30am
medici2471
UNISON urges Council Pay staff "Don't strike on the last day of month!" 1
dvo4fun 29.11.11 9:30am
Bryan with a Y
John Terry interviewed by police but not offered job after failing fitness test 0
button 29.11.11 9:29am
button
BNP councillors urged to campaign for trams in every city.

Full details expected soon...

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Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 9:29am
Bryan with a Y
MoD advise Argentine navy, "No hurry" 0
medici2471 29.11.11 9:24am
medici2471
David Haye votes to strike in protest against working longer for less money 0
charlies_hat 29.11.11 9:20am
charlies_hat
EPA claim hazardous waste composed mainly of UK house price data 0
medici2471 29.11.11 9:09am
medici2471
Inventor of first 'intelligent house' sells intellectual property 4
kga6 29.11.11 9:09am
button
George and Lynne give evidence to Leveson Inquiry

George and Lynne have claimed that the Sun knew and published intimate details of their private life that they could only have known by snooping. Wearing a pair of trademark white bikini bottoms...

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andrewl81 29.11.11 9:00am
Drylaw
Bipolar Aid to play Svalbard and Amundsen-Scott Base gigs 0
medici2471 29.11.11 8:59am
medici2471
M1 Marmite Closure: Motorists told "Take it or Leave it" 0
Drylaw 29.11.11 8:57am
Drylaw
'Mo'vember manliness just 'appetiser' before ramp-up in 'Gay'pril.

Millions of seemingly straight men have all month enjoyed the pose of raising money for a charitable cause as the perfect alibi for testing out spectacularly queer moustaches. Bear-curious twenty...

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Westsider 29.11.11 8:52am
dvo4fun
Terry slams racist tram woman rant over lack of the 'C' word. 0
Bryan with a Y 29.11.11 8:51am
Bryan with a Y
Racist tram rant girl was "only practising exercises given by 'Enry 'Iggins" 0
acwanaut 29.11.11 8:17am
acwanaut
Murray heads BBC Sports Personality of the Year coming-up-short list 2
kga6 29.11.11 8:06am
dvo4fun