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Tesco Fish Fingers test positive for sea horse. 1
godly1966 08.02.13 10:46am
godly1966
Long faces observed in the Findus boardroom 0
charlies_hat 08.02.13 9:02am
charlies_hat
Findus caught flogging a dead horse. 0
wallster 08.02.13 8:23am
wallster
ADVERT: Have you been the victim of a groping which wasn't your fault?

Here at 'Voyeurs 4 U' we're constantly watching your arse - so if anyone man-handles it we'll help YOU sue the arse off THEM...

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The Last Detail 08.02.13 3:03am
The Last Detail
Gove : "Media Studies GCSE course work was a Bridge Too Far"

aye thankyou...

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Scronnyglonkle 08.02.13 1:36am
dvo4fun
An idiot's guide to...Facebook

With the Internet becoming more and more popular, you may have heard of a thing called a 'Facebook'. Although you may initially think this is some kind of photo album, or a catalogue of police...

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Perks 08.02.13 1:29am
Perks
'It's just horses for courses' says French lasagne supplier 3
Idiot 07.02.13 11:49pm
charlies_hat
Ronaldinho: loosing to England was like a kick in the teeth. 1
Blake 07.02.13 10:53pm
Blake
Swine Flu Jab is Unsuitable for Muslims, Vegetarians and Equestrians

Ministry of Health and NHS officials last week reluctantly agreed to test the Swine Flu (H1 N1) Vaccine for equine DNA. At the same time the ministry confirmed that the vaccine already contained by...

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jenlon 07.02.13 10:38pm
jenlon
THE WHO TO TOUR ‘TOMMY’ FOR 38TH TIME

Pete Townsend today rounded on journalists who criticised the band for failing to produce any new material over the last twenty-five years. The comments came as the world-renowned rock band announced...

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Alfred Noakes 07.02.13 10:29pm
Alfred Noakes
Government U-turn on murder

More to follow...

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apepper 07.02.13 9:09pm
apepper
Gove plan for A-level U-turn 'baccalaureate'

Education Secretary Michael Gove is planning to replace core GCSE A-level qualifications with one A-level in U-turn Studies. 'It'll be a sort of baccalaureate in chopping and changing,' said a...

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roybland 07.02.13 8:58pm
roybland
Judge holds Dale Cregan in contempt for continually winking at him.

http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2012/8/13/187294/default/v1/dale-cregan-1-522x293.jpg...

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MADJEZ 07.02.13 8:10pm
MADJEZ
Shock as little known celebrity makes BBC series that doesn't feature railways 0
custard cream 07.02.13 8:03pm
custard cream
DNA tests confirm, recently imported meat contains 0.0006% Polish fingers 0
hero2zero 07.02.13 7:46pm
hero2zero
The NHS is the envy of the world, agree Burma, Saudi Arabia and North Korea 0
Ian 07.02.13 7:11pm
Ian
Man plans Valentine's Day box of chocolates surprise

A thirty-eight-year-old Swindon man is planning to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day with a wrapped box of chocolates. Brian Palette said he had been thinking about a Valentine's Day...

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roybland 07.02.13 6:55pm
roybland
What Richard III REALLY shouted: "A burger! A burger! My kingdom for a burger!

Yet more horse burger and Richard III posts to follow, almost certainly. Yawn...

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Titus 07.02.13 6:36pm
Lens Cap
Rough sleepers to be issued with sand paper 2
custard cream 07.02.13 6:30pm
Lens Cap
Judge rules 'Huhne told me to do it' is an acceptable defence 0
custard cream 07.02.13 6:16pm
custard cream
Waiter who put willy in judge's soup fined for perverting the course of justice 5
wallster 07.02.13 6:05pm
Squudge
Tipping Point voted UK's least suspenseful TV quiz show 0
custard cream 07.02.13 6:01pm
custard cream
Aircraft crashes into Rolf Harris as pilot fails to see the big picture. 0
wallster 07.02.13 5:54pm
wallster
Terry Venables found guilty of impersonating Ray Winstone 0
custard cream 07.02.13 5:39pm
custard cream
Govt. set to save millions through new 'policy scrappage scheme' 0
charlies_hat 07.02.13 5:10pm
charlies_hat
Reincarnation fan makes will leaving everything to himself 0
custard cream 07.02.13 4:52pm
custard cream
Gove to re-sit GCSEs 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.02.13 3:49pm
Duncan Biscuit
Huhne’s application for the Chiltern Hundreds found to be signed by his ex-wife 0
Duncan Biscuit 07.02.13 3:49pm
Duncan Biscuit
NHS to reduce the number of hospitals that are below average

A Coalition Health Ministry spokesman, Michael Moroney, has issued a statement expressing deep concern that 50% of hospitals had mortality rates that were less than average. “We just cannot have...

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JoshSpringer 07.02.13 3:28pm
JoshSpringer
French Tesco's horseburgers are 29% beef

The French division of Tesco are investigating claims that some of their horseburgers are contaminated with beef. "Zis iz un outraage.", said a customer...

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apepper 07.02.13 1:54pm
apepper