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Getty images issue a strong warning to FIFA for a breach of contract when 0
arrghgarry 3 years

a non photogenic Spanish player scores in the semi final .Sepp Bladder suggests they photo shop the FIFA version or he will sue them...

Marvel Comic Superheroes Disgruntled With Disney Domination Of Their Turf 0
rfreed 3 years

Since it bought out the new, hot running Marvel Comic Movie Studio that is responsible for such hits as Spiderman, Iron Man and the X Men series, Disney Corporation has begun to institute major...

Cap on immigrants a real fashion crime, says Gok Wan. 1
Zadok the second 3 years
German defeat blamed on short hairstyles 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Sangin troops deployed to Rothbury 0
sauce 3 years
Police issue new guidelines to public in light of new gunman threat 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

"We believe that this will help the public keep their focus on safety first and also avert additional unwanted stress should the media have cause to interview them" said Inspector Yardley. The...

No, we haven't already retired from internationals admits England team 0
exigo 3 years
Newlyweds 'overjoyed' after buying first caravan together. 2
MightyBlair 3 years

A recently married couple have spoken of their joy at finally buying their first home together: a static caravan at the coastal resort of Seaton Sluice, Northumberland. ‘We’ve been looking at...

Madeleine McCann and Shergar discovered in Rotherbury, still no sign of Moat 2
BillyBitzer 3 years
Raoul Moat sends personalised card to Police via 0
hero2zero 3 years
Sting 'Worried' 0
antharrison 3 years
Elgar £20 note no longer legal. IoW residents fear for their white fivers 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Grave of the Macarena discovered 0
la maga 3 years

The Macarena, the one-time popular dance by Los Del Rio, has finally been discovered dead in La Macarena, a small town Colombia, buried in a mass grave with 2000 other corpses. The death is...

As Raoul Moat Targets Police, Northumbria Force Introduces Dress Down Wednesday 2
Svendo 3 years
Jamie Oliver launches his guide to semiconductor fabrication 0
antharrison 3 years

Right me old muckers, some geezer told me dad that makin silicon chips is dead ard an that yuz needs a degree to do sommat lahrk it. Nah! No chance, you must fink ise bonkers, any geezer can mark...

IOW rocked by etch-a-sketch i-pad con 2
simonjmr 3 years
Police Find Raoul Moats Camp. Witnesses Say They've Seen Him Mincing About 4
Svendo 3 years

Oooh Ducky!...

Cheggers set to present US-Russia spy swap on Saturday morning 0
edward hack 3 years

If he's available...

Police pin hopes on Moat's good will, start using locals as human shields 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Northumbria fancy dress shops see hiring of Police uniforms decline 0
simonjmr 3 years

Kissograms also severely affected...

Panic buying of hosepipes in north west before Friday ban 8
ramblesnake 3 years

rain due Friday afternoon...

Home workers may be given bromide to reduce time lost to wank-breaks 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
NHS Trust accepts responsibility for errors resulting in Piers Morgan's birth 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Whistle blowing left me with tinnitus claims employee 0
simonjmr 3 years
Criminals to be issued with flat pack prisons 2
Ludicity 3 years

Justice Secretary Ken Clarke has announced that, as part of efficiency savings, all convicted criminals will be expected to put together their own cell using a government approved flat pack prison. ...

British Grand Prix ‘should be more British’ claims Cameron 2
fernandomando 3 years

David Cameron today provoked the outrage of motor sports fans by claiming that the British Grand Prix was insufficiently British for his party’s liking. In a statement delivered at a visit to a...

Government targets wife-swapping parties with "swinging cuts" 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Scapegoat 'was asking for it'. 0
Zadok the second 3 years
Dawn French admits herself to The Priory following bouts of sustenance abuse 0
QorbeQ 3 years
Sex education class popularity drops after teacher-led practicals are introduced 0
QorbeQ 3 years