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Olympic hopeful Mr Strong tests positive for anabolic steroids 0
Print Squirrel 23.03.12 6:58pm
Print Squirrel
Scot's History Tapestry ends in affray. More soon. 2
Al OPecia 23.03.12 5:42pm
JETFAB
Confidential Data Loss As Isle of Wight Councillor Leaves Rollerdeck In Teashop

The personal details of hundreds of Isle of Wight inhabitants have been lost in a massive security blunder when a councillor left his rollerdeck in a Shanklin teashop. It’s feared the security...

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UnoEye 23.03.12 4:52pm
UnoEye
Kazakh gold medallist is played Borat anthem in Kuwait

Kazakhstan's shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one. The team's...

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Boutros 23.03.12 4:48pm
Boutros
Titanic sinking revealed as NASA hoax

might try this as a full story, but going to be very busy tomorrow...

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Immunis 23.03.12 4:48pm
Immunis
Invisible Man wanted in connection with brutal assault on mime artist

"It was the best performance we've ever seen!" said one onlooker...

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grumblechops 23.03.12 4:45pm
grumblechops
Dog walker's relationship with client going to the dogs 0
Dumbnews 23.03.12 4:29pm
Dumbnews
Manicurists reconsider launching Hand Relief charity 4
Duncan Biscuit 23.03.12 4:20pm
beau-jolly
Early George Formby recordings prove he was pioneer rapper "Tu Bob"

An amazing discovery in Rawtenstall Lancashire today by Mrs Sadie Zimmerframe of previously unheard 1930's rap songs by George Formby under the pseudonymn " Tu Bob" . The songs cover a wide range of...

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Scronnyglonkle 23.03.12 1:12pm
Scronnyglonkle
TUC applaud Scottish Tories for launching "Friends of the Union"

. PS See http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-17420673 if this doesn't make sense...

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Mark66 23.03.12 12:47pm
Mark66
Space station astronauts find ‘called but you weren’t in’ note from space truck 1
Duncan Biscuit 23.03.12 12:45pm
Griffin
"John Carter" beaten at box office by "Tulisa's Sex Tape - The Movie" 0
paddyparkinson 23.03.12 12:37pm
paddyparkinson
Lionel Messi highest paid footballer due to "state benefits" 0
paddyparkinson 23.03.12 12:31pm
paddyparkinson
Scientists discover 23hr bug which can only be caught this Sunday Morning 0
Ian Searle 23.03.12 12:23pm
Ian Searle
Richard Dawkins To find God

In a shock move today it was announced that well know celebrity atheist Richard Dawkins is set to convert and become a member of the Church of the Latter Day Saints (Mormon’s). The announcement...

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Scronnyglonkle 23.03.12 12:21pm
Scronnyglonkle
Physical bullying falls victim to cyber bullying in media spotlight 0
simonjmr 23.03.12 11:19am
simonjmr
Aborigines delighted as Australia begins returning convicts 0
medici2471 23.03.12 11:11am
medici2471
Abi Titmuss to offer advice & support to Tulisa

Darling you really should have done more with your makeup...

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ianrbland 23.03.12 10:42am
ianrbland
Susan Boyle sex tape rumoured to be weeks away 0
simonjmr 23.03.12 10:42am
simonjmr
Dignitas to offer "the Whitney" More later...

bring your own nose candy...

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ianrbland 23.03.12 10:37am
ianrbland
Osborne: cut in highest rate tax "double-plus-good" 0
ianrbland 23.03.12 10:30am
ianrbland
Survey latest: Marmite proves to be a "bit of a marmite food" More later... 0
ianrbland 23.03.12 10:25am
ianrbland
Study shows union members 'have same energy levels as Vegans' 0
Perks 23.03.12 10:13am
Perks
Insiders say next president of World Bank probably won’t be Fred Goodwin 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.03.12 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
No end in sight to hose-pipe ban on Saturn’s moon 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.03.12 9:29am
Duncan Biscuit
Homeless have to beg until 68 to afford cheap alcohol in retirement say Labour 0
charlies_hat 23.03.12 9:21am
charlies_hat
Tesco expands online delivery service to International Space Station

Tesco today delivered their first online grocery package to the international space station today. ATV-Edoardo Amaldi launched from French Guiana on an Ariane 5 rocket this morning with plentiful...

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Matthuselah 23.03.12 9:19am
Matthuselah
Pin down your pensioners with Osborne's New Granny Tacks

Ever wondered how you can keep your old folk from wandering off with your inheritance? Does seeing the aged enjoy what little life remains to them spending the pittance they've scraped together over...

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wallster 23.03.12 8:19am
wallster
Gardening pensioner delighted with his new Strimmer Frame 0
Smart Alex 23.03.12 6:12am
Smart Alex
New Brazilian airport designed to have wide runway...

but ended up with only a thin strip down the middle...

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Smart Alex 23.03.12 6:08am
Smart Alex