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"Gadaffi, Duck" Warning to Libyan Leader over Sniper Assasin Plot 6
Quaz 4 years

Libyan leader Mohammar Gadaffi is said to be in fear of a shadowy assasin known only as "Elmer Fudd" who may be seaking to blow his beak round to the back of his head. The news follows moves from the...

Gaddafi agres to consessions: 0
LostLad 4 years

Libya to hold referendum on introducing Alternative-Vote system...

High Speed Rail Link "Gets to Birmingham Too Quickly" say Londoners 0
nilbymouse 4 years

Transport secretary Philip Hammond confirms train "much faster on way back"...

North Korea Foregoes Nuclear Weapons, Threatens Obama With Rusty Crowbars 0
Textbook 4 years

In North Koreas's struggling and starvation ridden economy, the practicality of devoting so many resources to building and maintaining a nuclear weapons programme has long been an issue of debate...

Vatican city claims aetheism is a weapon of 'mass' destruction 0
Ddigon o broblem 4 years

more to follow...

BP share price boosted by massive oil find in Cameron 0
antharrison 4 years

BP engineers, looking for new soures of oil, have reported a major find in the dictator state of Cameron. 'The thick oily stuff was billowing out of every orifice we found, it was horrible, but...

Couple denied right to become forster parents for bein unable to explain cricket 0
4ty2 4 years

as they cannot guarantee the development of the foster child’s moral values on which the game is based., The game of cricket is open to players of all religious flavours as well as sexual...

Gay man “comes out” as cricketer... 19
Doylem 4 years

Steven Davies, a gay man, has told the world what his family knew and his team-mates suspected, that he is a professional cricketer currently playing for Surrey and England. “It’s not something...

Gaddaffi guilty of mass genocide - goes to top of Camden's council house list 0
ronseal 4 years
Ex alcoholic Ann Robinson says she now uses plastic surgery to get off face 0
ronseal 4 years
Generous cat identified as 'pussy magnate' 0
ronseal 4 years
Gaddafi refuses IRA offer to kneecap protestors as 'there are none' 0
ronseal 4 years

There's a joke in there somwhere...

Ideas for a name please.. 15
OldThingy 4 years

Prince Charles, in his garden at Highgrove has an area called "The Stumpary" - an area with old tree stumps which are allowed to rot natrually and grow wild for insects and grubs to make their home....

A1, A5 and A47 valued at £3.76 each on Antique Roads Show. 3
be reasonable 4 years
Rail user ruptures space/time continuum in quest for cheap ticket... 0
Doylem 4 years

“It all started when I tried to buy a rail ticket to Glasgow”, recalls London-based Brian Singleton. “The price was astronomical! I bought my first car for less than it was going to cost me to...

Revolting people 2
OldThingy 4 years

Have you noticed there are a lot of revolting people in the world this year, particularly around the middle east. But then my wife is revolting too. She is revolting about me being disgusting. But...

New Prius commercial to feature Eddy Grant's "Electric Avenue" hit 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Stuffing the birds 0
OldThingy 4 years

There was stuffing left over from the turkey last night so I decided to put some out for the birds. I now have a pair of sage and onion tits and a ready stuffed robin...

iPaddle 0
OldThingy 4 years

My apple has gone pear shaped...

Gaddafi updates status to "petulently defiant" 0
simonjmr 4 years
Dear Leader seeks like minded individuals for fun, friendship and more 0
simonjmr 4 years

Due to recent world events Dear Leader finds that they are losing friends, colleagues and like minded despots at an alraming rate due to populist uprisings. Dear Leader would like to meet new...

Canadian Mounties condemn weapons of moose distraction... 1
Doylem 4 years
Soup on tie “not product placement”, say Campbells, just “poor grooming”... 0
Doylem 4 years
Primark warn of expected drop in quality to cut costs further! 0
Iamthestig 4 years

The Big Society spokesman Dale Sloan asks: "Just how low can their quality go?"...

Pam valued at £3.76 on Antiques Rhodes Show. 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Government to make savings by replacing Sure Start Centres with Wacky Warehouses 0
evilsuperstar 4 years

The government has unveiled a radical new plan which will enable it to cut all of its Sure Start Centres and replace them with an alternative child care facility which will actually generate income....

Accused Cornish assasin says he was set up and he is just a pasty. 0
4 years
Marks & Spencer re-establish ownership of stores after airing 'Your M & S' ads.. 0
Doylem 4 years

In recent advertising campaigns the retailing giant has implied that the stores ‘belong’ to their customers in some obscure way, then seem surprised that customers behave accordingly. Arthur...

Gaddafi wins Oscar for his remake of Custer's Last Stand. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Soccer Salaries Slashed 0
The Icon 4 years

In an unprecedented move guaranteed to cause outcry and outrage in Soccer circles, so called ‘Premier Prima Donnas’ voted to accept self imposed swingeing cuts in their own salaries., A...