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LOCOG to issue on-the-spot fines for "lack of olympic spirit"

Scroat in hiding. More soon...

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FlashArry 21.07.12 11:14pm
FlashArry
Walmart to introduce "10 firearms or less" checkout. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 21.07.12 10:37pm
RickH
Dairy protest cancelled after cow given peerage 0
21.07.12 9:23pm
"Great to finish second for Britain" says Kenya born, half South African Froome 0
custard cream 21.07.12 7:37pm
custard cream
Farmers being ‘milked’ for all they’re worth by supermarkets.

UK farmers were left confused and demoralised last night after attempts to blockade two milk distribution plants in the South West of England failed to substantially affect business. Farmer Leo Actin...

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scottishbird 21.07.12 7:33pm
scottishbird
Bradley Wiggins to finish Le Tour on a Raleigh Chopper 1
custard cream 21.07.12 7:23pm
custard cream
'Power tool arsonist' was just a fire drill 0
Perks 21.07.12 6:42pm
Perks
Met Police offer James Holmes job with TSG. 1
Zen 21.07.12 6:32pm
Al OPecia
After several hours milk dispute turns sour.

Sorry I am just churning over the same old jokes...

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godly1966 21.07.12 6:31pm
Al OPecia
BBC denies dumbing down on new Higgs Boson documentary

BBC Director General, George Entwhistle, vigorously defended the inclusion of Matt Baker, Davina McCall and Fearne Cotton as the main presenters on the new glossy ten part series. The point is to...

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Actual Size 21.07.12 9:11am
Skylarking
Psychiatric drugs to be replaced with internet access.

The NHS psychiatric drugs regimen is to be replaced with internet access, sources reveal. A Government spokesman said today, “it’s far cheaper to supply the insane with a laptop and internet...

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anger management 21.07.12 8:08am
anger management
I'm so proud of cyclist Bradley: Half-brother Christopher Biggins speaks out 0
Drylaw 21.07.12 7:58am
Drylaw
US Gun lobby to use movie theatre lobbies to promote sales

The National Rifle Association, which promotes Americans' right to own guns, is using the lobbies of cinemas round the USA to promote gun ownership.  NRA spokesman Mike Jackson said:   "It's an...

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nickb 21.07.12 7:43am
nickb
Police brutality up for instant review, as rioters adopt 'Hawkeye'

Following on from some high profile cases of police brutality and disputes about reasonable force, the decision has been taken to use Hawkeye for all major riots in the UK. This move comes to try and...

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Perks 21.07.12 4:56am
dvo4fun
Obama to send all quiet people who keep to themselves to Guantanamo Bay 0
Dumbnews 21.07.12 4:28am
Dumbnews
Cern becomes the new "Mecca" for obese people

They beleive they are suffering from the HIGGS syndrome, High Intake Gluttony Gastro Sleaze, This force field imparts Mass to all who pass through it., The force field is most evident around chip...

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Rowly 21.07.12 12:16am
Rowly
Paralympics followed by Lardolympics for pale fat kids with a note from Mum 22
cinquecento 20.07.12 11:33pm
Rowly
Will Smith to Remake “Hancock” as Comedian’s Biopic

Men In Black star Will Smith has announced plans to remake his hit 2008 film Hancock as a biography of British comedian Tony Hancock. “I’m a huge fan of British comedy: Benny Hill, Monty...

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Iggy Pop-Barker 20.07.12 10:15pm
Iggy Pop-Barker
Light-fingered teenager high on Bacardi and bath salts to light Olympic flame

London 2012 organisers have finally revealed who will be entrusted with the honour of kindling the Olympic flame in front of a worldwide audience of billions at the climax of next Friday’s opening...

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FraserWords 20.07.12 9:32pm
FraserWords
Radio 1 To Play Records People Want To Hear

The Chris Moyles All Request Friday feature has proved so popular, it is to be extended and featured five days a week. The initiative allows listeners to text the show, letting the presenter know...

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Alfred Noakes 20.07.12 9:27pm
arthurminnit
Serious Breach Of Security As Worker Smuggles Can of Pepsi Into Olympic Park

A TERRIFYING flaw in London’s Olympic Park security was exposed last night after a worker smuggled a REAL can of PEPSI inside. He sailed past TWO checkpoints without being stopped — and managed...

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tom pride 20.07.12 8:11pm
tom pride
Readers offer.

Forget the tabloid giveaways; Collect Newsbiscuit coupons for your free G4S Olympic uniform...

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miked10270 20.07.12 7:32pm
miked10270
US envoy John McEnroe tells Assad family: You cannot be Syrians 1
FraserWords 20.07.12 7:18pm
Alfred Noakes
Wiggins promises lap of honour if he wins Le Tour

More soon....

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custard cream 20.07.12 7:15pm
seymour totti
Rail passengers branded as "worse than benefits cheats" by head of ATOC.

In an interview in today's Daily Mail the head of the Association of Train Operating companies branded rail passengers as "worse than benefits cheats." "Who are these people?" opined Micheal...

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cueball 20.07.12 7:01pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Images of "alive and fit" Vince Cable shown on British state television

In what is seen as a piece of cynical propaganda in the face of an increasingly powerful opposition uprising, British state television showed images of a clearly fit and well Vince Cable meeting with...

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grottymonty 20.07.12 6:39pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Gary Barlow faces charges for mis-selling Take That songs.

A recent life time achievement award from the music industry has been sadly marred by revelations that Gary Barlow conspired to sell Take That songs to members of the public in a misleadng fashion. ...

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The Masked Frog 20.07.12 6:04pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tony Blair Announces Plans To Return To Public Life As The Queen

Former Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, Tony Blair, today announced his intention to return to public life but this time as the nation's unelected figurehead. 'I take nothing...

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Carter 20.07.12 5:29pm
The Masked Frog
Offenders are too serious, claims Prison Chief

Earlier today the Chief Inspector of Probation, Liz Calderbank, admitted that the government’s initiatives to reduce the number of serious offenders had failed, as evidence emerged that 90% of...

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MiddleofJowhere 20.07.12 5:25pm
MiddleofJowhere
Supermarkets accused of milk whitewash 0
custard cream 20.07.12 5:22pm
custard cream