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Qantas survivor - "I'm just glad not to be in Australia" 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
MP's visit to prison causes fears they may corrupt inmates 0
A Crooked MP 3 years

A second night of rioting has taken place at a young offenders institute in Yorkshire. Inmates were horrified to learn that they now had to contend with visits from MP's canvassing for their vote....

Royal College of Organists delighted at record transplant levels 0
crlncxn 3 years

A record 7 organ transplants took place in the UK last year, an increase of 53.2% on the previous 12 months. But Nigel Ogden, presenter of BBC’s ‘The Organist Entertains’ said there was still...

If a people carrier is a people carrier... 0
Frank Prenesti 3 years

what does that now make a car?...

New pilots recruited from Ryan Air blamed for grounding Qantas jumbos 0
Basil_B 3 years

after forgetting to let the wheels down on landing...

Undertakers express grave concern for spending cuts in the UK. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Fry trying to get straight 1
4ty2 3 years

from his ediction to publigh himself. Following his recent commments on female sex trying to promote kerb crawling for women he felt he had got the wroong end of the stick and tried to become a more...

Tuition fees fear may force gap year students to miss out Sydney altogether 2
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Stephen Fry claims to be misunderstood by the media 0
4ty2 3 years

His comment about women failing to go cottaging was meant to address the failure of modern housewives to stay at home and help restarting the economy by cottage industry aproach. He thought it to be...

Rise in dogshit-on-shoe incidents blamed on increase in SMS texting 0
bonjonelson 3 years

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Paul Gascoigne trial called off as his Rt Hon council Sir James Belly the 5th QC 0
arrghgarry 3 years

exits court for a pint of port...

Belgians vote for 'let's just forget it party' 4
acwanaut 3 years

After 150 days where no Politicians could agree to form a governing coalition, Belgians have voted to just forget it and give up. In a landmark piece of legislation, drafted by the tea lady that...

Organisers of Titanic 02 exhibition announce follow-up Lib Dem exhibition 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Tube system back to normal means a day of unavoidable misery for millions 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Badgers express concern at threat from rising UK human TB rate 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Clegg: "It was the 'stash of Cigarettes' that set my pants on fire, Honest!" 3
Jammydodgers 3 years

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1129.snc4/149170_167520169939307_100000439754111_442658_2421886_n.jpg...

Facebook fuck around with things to piss you off yet again 10
rickwestwell 3 years

Continuing its relentless drive to ensure the continual discomfort of its users, the social networking site Facebook today announced a new raft of tweaks guaranteed to irritate the living crap out of...

Maddy's fund cash "disappeared" whilst parents enjoyed romantic meal on holiday 1
thackaray 3 years
Test 0
Sinnick 3 years

apologies, text editor doesn't do what I want...

Stephen Fry lost contract for lucrative audio book deal 1
4ty2 3 years

Fry's outburst of women not liking sex came after he lost his contract to read for an audio book version of Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort. Aparently female listeners listening to a test recording...

"Fainting goat" version of Jurassic Park heads for the big screen 0
lostcosmonauts 3 years

Classic adventure film Jurassic Park is to be remade for replacing the lysine deficiency of the novel and original film with ‘fainting goat’ syndrome. Spielberg comments “We’d been looking...

Nick Clegg rings NASA, makes 'casual enquiry' about cost of heat shields 0
la maga 3 years
"Peace In Our Time!" proclaims Clegg... 0
Jammydodgers 3 years

As Danny Alexander is caught off guard and openly refers to the Lib Dem manifesto as 'The Munich Agreement.',...

Fat bastard did, in fact, "eat all the pies". 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Mad Hatter, dormouse elected to Congress in Tea Party landslide 0
The Paper Ostrich 3 years

Voters in Wonderland have elected a series of right-wing Tea Party candidates, including the March hare and the dormouse, to Congress in the country's mid-term elections. The result was a disaster...

Cameron's Cameraman..... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.ordered not to take photo's of Dave fiddling while the UK burns...

Rise in Tuition Fees aims to ‘Wipe Out Middle Class’ 0
kpseymour 3 years

After facing a backlash of criticism from the public and press, Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove claimed the proposed increase in tuition fees main goal is to ‘wipe out the middle...

Big EU Tells Bugsy Dave To Tow The Line And Give Prisoners The Vote, Or Else 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

No doubt murderers and bank robbers will vote Tory and petty crims will vote Labour...

Arson contest loser admits to 'Throwing the match' 0
antharrison 3 years
Dyslexic secularist bans 'Burgers and mandarins' 0
antharrison 3 years