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Who do you think you are kidding, Mrs Merkel? If you think we're on the run... 0
GreenCross 02.12.11 3:29pm
GreenCross
Merkel: "Ein fiscal policy, ein debt ceiling, ein Euro!" 5
GreenCross 02.12.11 2:43pm
Sinnick
Clarkson complaints - staggering total includes three from viewers 3
medici2471 02.12.11 2:24pm
dvo4fun
Merkel remains forthreich over Germany's standpoint on the Euro crisis 4
charlies_hat 02.12.11 1:55pm
dvo4fun
Family Tree Shock For Nick Griffin In ‘Who Do You Think You Are?’

‘Meet your great-great-great-granddad, Leroy Ambrose’ says the researcher handing Nick a tattered old photo. ‘Are you sure about this?’ Nick hesitantly asks. ‘Absolutely!’ she replies...

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UnoEye 02.12.11 1:07pm
UnoEye
Clarkson flies to China to offer his advice on dealing with protesters. 3
bonjonelson 02.12.11 1:01pm
bonjonelson
Occupy Camp defector describes the brutality of the Peacenik overlords

Nobody else has been seen going in or out of the small city of tents for several weeks now, but surveillance has revealed a number of small disturbances within the complex, apparently caused by...

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Newsquelch 02.12.11 12:40pm
Newsquelch
Ortis Deley dumbfounded that he's been overlooked for BBC's 2012 Olympics squad 0
simonjmr 02.12.11 12:34pm
simonjmr
North Korea insists it won world’s most corrupt nation award ‘fair and square’ 3
Long Distance Clara 02.12.11 12:27pm
butagirl
Government response to Clarksongate...

Downing Street issued a tongue-in-cheek statement last night on the subject, saying, "Execution is not government policy and we have no plans to make it government policy.” ([s]Yet[/s])...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 02.12.11 12:23pm
Shandy
Merkel solves eurozone crisis.

Troops massing on the Polish border 'merely on exercises' says spokesman, Herr Geebboels...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 02.12.11 11:57am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Square 'lady wigs' sell out on continent, as Eurozone saved by Angular Mirkin. 2
Perks 02.12.11 11:20am
medici2471
Hague “I can’t PERSONALLY go to Iran, I have badminton on Fridays”

After days of vitriolic hyperbole Hague was repeatedly challenged by calls of “go and smash ‘em up Bill” from the back benches, however, it appears he may not be feeling quite so brave without...

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Newsquelch 02.12.11 11:16am
Newsquelch
Wagtails replacing Robins as Britain's favourite jaunty bird

It's official! The Pied Wagtail is now Britain's favourite wee bird, according to RSPB figures. For years, the Robin, with his familiar red breast and friendly mien, has been "cock of the walk",...

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Drylaw 02.12.11 10:54am
Drylaw
Clarkson indecisive about whether tram passengers should be shot or not 0
bonjonelson 02.12.11 10:25am
bonjonelson
Card manufacturers confident of growth with addition of "Happy Friday Cards"

Happy Friday Everyone!...

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gaijintendo 02.12.11 10:19am
gaijintendo
BNP cancel Clarkson's membership for 'being too right wing' 8
Immunis 02.12.11 10:13am
Clarky
Tehran celebrates news that diplomats will be 'home for Christmas'. 0
Boutros 02.12.11 10:00am
Boutros
Investor sent to bed by mum after spending $2.1m on a comic

An investor who spent more than $2.1m of his pocket money on an old Superman comic has been grounded. Relatives of David Bonner often commented that he 'lived in a fantasy land', but his latest...

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Runestone Cowboy 02.12.11 9:50am
Clarky
List makers declare 'government cuts' to be most common spelling mistake of 2011

[More soon]...

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dicky37 02.12.11 9:16am
Perks
Vatican drafts "Sorry! Are we still friends?" letter to sex abuse victims

The Vatican has published an all-purpose worldwide press release, for local churches to adapt for use in sexual abuse cases. Cardinal Giacamo Bondolino, Papal Noncio to the UK, explained the thinking...

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dvo4fun 02.12.11 9:14am
Perks
More Elderly Choosing to Die at Home

NHS statistics released today show that the year-on-year increase in the number of elderly people choosing to die at home continues to escalate. In the 12 months ended October 2011, the number rose...

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Chuts 02.12.11 2:59am
Chuts
Pharmaceutical shares go 'crazy' as Dyson tackles 'Windmills of the Mind'

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Username 02.12.11 2:49am
Username
Rivers of Bloody Bigotry

The comparatively sheltered world of academic anthropology is tonight still recovering from the bombshell that was dropped on it a few days ago by a leading British university., “The University of...

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Username 02.12.11 2:35am
Username
Man who likes French loaves announces 'Baguettes - I've had a few...

But then again too few to mention'...

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Smart Alex 02.12.11 1:32am
Smart Alex
Fahrenheit 451 renamed as Fahrenheit 647 due to Kindle's higher combustion point 5
Immunis 02.12.11 1:23am
Immunis
Dyslexic orders laptop; ends up with chihuahua 0
Smart Alex 02.12.11 1:22am
Smart Alex
Market News: Fruit Softening, Apples Falling, Mangos 3 for £1 0
Immunis 02.12.11 1:20am
Immunis
Clarkson "One Show" appearance apology: "Rather 'jowly', poor teeth"

more later...

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dvo4fun 02.12.11 12:22am
dvo4fun
Dopey not big and not clever 0
Smart Alex 01.12.11 11:08pm
Smart Alex