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Conservative America Criticise Freedom of Expression as "too Liberal" 0
The Dudeman 3 years
Satan displeased with way he is negatively portrayed in emoticons 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Rehab clinic rules out punishing Hatton with lines. 0
SingingHinny 3 years
Babies Blinded by Tea 0
Blobvilla 3 years

Medical professionals are increasingly appalled by the amount of babies being born blind because of their mother’s addiction to cups of tea. Health workers in maternity wards and those dealing...

Ardent Avatar fan excited to hear of rise in Blue Tit sightings 0
la maga 3 years
"Oi! That's our job!" yell Labour as Tories trample constitution to own benefit 0
la maga 3 years
Queens speech cancelled due to performance anxiety 0
jm 3 years
TV execs confused by failure of "who wants to be a millionaire?" in Zimbabwe 1
jm 3 years
Physicists blame police for death of MI6 agent. 5
bonjonelson 3 years

Quantum Physicists have blamed the recent death of an MI6 agent found stuffed inside a large canvas bag on the investigator who opened the bag. "While in the bag, the agent was both alive and not...

Iran puzzled as US sells $60bn weapons to oppressive religious regime next door 0
la maga 3 years

Shit, sorry. Nothing funny about that...

Men accused of making £250k from sperm site collapse in court 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Both men admitted making 792 deliveries of sperm, and collapsed. Both now weighing 5 stone but showing good muscle definition in the right hand and arm, are in poor health as their service got behind...

Doctors frustrated as 'Kissing it Better' ditched along with Homeopathy 3
gaijintendo 3 years

NHS cutbacks, n'aw'that...

'Flatulence inducing beef cubes laughing stock.' 0
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Says comedy chef...

TomTom Launch Rolf Harris Voiced SatNav... "D'ya know where we are yet?" 1
mugwump 3 years
Paul Young visibly upset when seeing Lady Gaga wearing a 4
arrghgarry 3 years

meat coat and off the shoulder meat dress...

Virgin Experience Days forced to offer Swimming With Mackerel by HSE 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

In a tightening of Health and Safety regulations, the thrill-seeking days of Virgin, Red Letter and the like are all but over The very popular swimming with dolphins failed the HSE guidance test...

Pope to beatify Blair 2
NewSuburbanDad 3 years

Pope Benedict XVI has confirmed that Tony Blair, and not Cardinal Henry Newman, will begin the path to sainthood by being beatified in Birmingham on Thursday. “We need to promote a high-profile...

Court of Appeal upholsters claim by dyslexic furniture restorer. 2
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years
Confusion as UK prepares for PayPal visit 2
3 years

It started as a routine business trip to the UK by Scott Thompson, President of PayPal, but it now appears that a simple typographical error at the Passport and Immigration Office has resulted in...

'We want equal distribution of stuffing and state sponsored care of upholstery.' 1
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

Says Armchair Socialist...

Alzheimer's sufferer discovers radical new cure. 0
Mafaking Carwongo 3 years

But then forgets it...

Don't tell CID - Government to privatise Government 2
ChrisHarrison 3 years

A leaked draft of the forthcoming Comprehensive Spending Review has revealed the Government’s most drastic measure yet to reduce public spending – privatising itself. Under the new scheme,...

Pastor Jones explains he will never ever ever ever burn a koran 0
arrghgarry 3 years

muslims say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if it was only that simply ...

Men all over Kentucky wake up today to a perfectly cooked breakfast. 7
bonjonelson 3 years

Bad taste? Me?...

MI6 spy death raises theological concerns 0
hero2zero 3 years

Consideration of the recent “Spy in a bag” death as a possible, solitary sex game that went wrong and the conclusion that Dr David Kelly committed suicide has forced theological consideration of...

Rooney in training for England trip to Thailand in 2011 0
Scroat 3 years

More sexual impropriety next year...

PETA promises to react to Lady gagas stunt as soon as they have 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the perfect $ for $ reply Ad. to raise more money for CEO ...

Story about cricket spot-fixing scandal - headline too long for box 8
Genghis Cohen 3 years

[u]Post-match interview hit by spot-fixing claims after Pakistan player mentions all Bananarama’s greatest hits[/u] The police investigation of Pakistan cricketers following allegations of...

Californian police said that Heiress Paris Hilton hid her stash of cocaine 0
arrghgarry 3 years

in a vacuous body cavity ,it was the first time they had seen a zip in the back of someones head...

Lady GaGa accepts award wearing meat dress. Post ceremony BBQ photos to follow. 0
TerribleTim 3 years