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F1 boss decreases popularity to new low with LibDem themed orgy. 0
reforse 16.12.11 5:51pm
reforse
M&S Adverts To Be Banned.

MARKS and Spencers have had their seasonal television advertisements banned after complaints were received by OFCOM. It was ruled today that the adverts place unessential pressure on low-income...

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delightfullyodd 16.12.11 5:18pm
delightfullyodd
Northern commuters braced for blizzard of reports about snow in London

Commuters north of Watford are bracing themselves for trying conditions on the roads this week, as they battle to find a radio station that doesn’t bang on and on about a bit of snow in London....

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Runestone Cowboy 16.12.11 4:59pm
dvo4fun
Light relief from BBC News today "Staines to be removed from signs"... 1
Iamthestig 16.12.11 4:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Jackson estate and Vatican race to deny Nether Land abuse claims 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:35pm
cinquecento
London Zoo in feverish preparations as Guardian reports snow lizards in Wales 0
cinquecento 16.12.11 4:30pm
cinquecento
Advertising Standards Agency bans pork pie commercial 1
nickb 16.12.11 4:16pm
malgor
Japan declares Fukushima stable. Birth of 2 headed Jesus expected any day. 4
wallster 16.12.11 4:15pm
bonjonelson
"EU! Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?" 7
kga6 16.12.11 4:14pm
bonjonelson
Kent Police Crush Local Pesto Ring

Kent Police were this afternoon formally congratulated on the outstanding success of Operation Ploughmans. Speaking from outside Downing St, Prime Minister David Cameron praised the two month...

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Username 16.12.11 4:12pm
Oxbridge
Celebrity loses weight using only personal trainer, hired chef and dietician. 0
Couriernew 16.12.11 3:47pm
Couriernew
Genetically-modified turkey available soon

“Market research told us that many people find turkey a very dry meat,” said a spokesman for Bernard Matthews, the biggest turkey farmer in the UK. “Our scientists set about developing a new...

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Major Clanger 16.12.11 3:36pm
Major Clanger
Nut roast rescued from mental hospital fire 0
nickb 16.12.11 2:59pm
nickb
‘It’s not Christmas yet’ storms rage across Britain

Family life is in turmoil in countless homes across the country as disputes erupt over when to make a start on the bounteous snacks stockpiled for Christmas, according to the Citizens Advice Bureau...

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Midfield Diamond 16.12.11 1:51pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Catholic priests accused of child abuse in the Nether regions 1
charlies_hat 16.12.11 1:44pm
medici2471
"Text 2 Report Auto Accidents" Program Launch Delayed

Officials have postponed the launch of a service which allows drivers to notify highway patrol of hazardous road conditions via text message. An advertising campaign to raise awareness of the...

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Couriernew 16.12.11 1:41pm
Couriernew
Brisk sales of 2013 diaries reported

Brisk sales of 2013 calendars reported as people seek to put gloomy 2012 behind them Despite the economic climate or perhaps because of it, retailers are reporting healthy sales of 2013 calendars a...

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Stan 16.12.11 1:24pm
medici2471
Miliband acclaims impressive victory as Labour wins seat from Labour 0
Dickens or Shakespeare 16.12.11 1:00pm
Dickens or Shakespeare
Cameron admits practicing for PMQs by arguing with a 4 year old 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 16.12.11 12:48pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
BNP celebrate as Court rules only english immigrants to be allowed entry 0
medici2471 16.12.11 12:45pm
medici2471
Failed middle manager climbs Maslow's Hierarchy thanks to Newsbiscuit

Underachieving middle manager Justin Snood, 48, today finally scaled Level 5 of Maslow's Hierarchy after having his post on David Cameron and Scott of the Antarctic selected for the home page of the...

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DorsetBoy 16.12.11 12:34pm
DorsetBoy
Donovan to dance on despite broken leg 0
Drylaw 16.12.11 12:24pm
Drylaw
RIP rest of the world: Christopher Hitchens is no more 0
Clarky 16.12.11 12:03pm
Clarky
Relations sour as France sends UK a Xmas card with a candle and a bauble on it

"We were expecting a maybe a serious Nativity scene at worst or maybe Salvation Army card, but this beggars belief - it's the ultimate indignation and almost a declaration of war" said William Hague...

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simonjmr 16.12.11 11:39am
simonjmr
Hospital dementia care "lacking and muddled" 1
simonjmr 16.12.11 11:38am
kimllfixit
Report slams hospital dementia care as...erm...as...Tuesday 1
wallster 16.12.11 11:19am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Study finds driving interferes with talking on phone 2
Dumbnews 16.12.11 10:43am
Vertically Challenged Giant
God Particle Reveals "I don't believe in God"

More to follow...

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PReady 16.12.11 10:36am
kimllfixit
'Philadelphia' soft cheese producer required to sign Sex Offender Register

more news later...

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dvo4fun 16.12.11 10:07am
dvo4fun
After 22 years, M.C. Hammer announces it is now safe to touch this. 1
bonjonelson 16.12.11 9:58am
charlies_hat