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Argo's Golden Globe has 16 day money back guarantee. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 8:56pm
Everything's coming up roses for Glade Rectal Implant tycoon 0
Drylaw 14.01.13 8:47pm
Affleck buys Golden Globe in Argos. More soon.

I may have misunderstood this one...

dominic_mcg 14.01.13 7:40pm
Under-fire Kate portrait artist admits he does 'have a thing' for Edwina Currie.

pinxit 14.01.13 7:27pm
State pension to be replaced by harvest festival food parcels. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 14.01.13 6:00pm
Religious Painting Dealers Deny That Their 'iCon' App is Fraudulent 1
Titus 14.01.13 5:41pm
Twitter named largest website that nobody uses 0
Dumbnews 14.01.13 5:26pm
Mime Artist Fails To Prove Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Much less later...

Sexton A Blake 14.01.13 5:08pm
Sexton A Blake
Before and after photos show devastating effect of reading the Daily Mail

A shocking series of photos released by the police shows the mortifying effects of Daily Mail addiction. In a series of before and after pictures, the horrific premature ageing of addicts is clearly...

ronseal 14.01.13 4:58pm
Nagging wife drives husband to suicide in droning-on attack 1
Dick Everyman 14.01.13 4:55pm
Osborne to propose turning the economy "off then on again" in March budget 0
andhrimnir 14.01.13 4:52pm
'Brian Cox effect' leads to surge in moisturiser sales 3
custard cream 14.01.13 4:52pm
Government approves plan to generate electricity using hot air given off by MPs

The government has expressed interest in proposals to use the hot air given off by any session in either chamber of the house to generate electricity. Output during even low key debates is calculated...

gregle 14.01.13 3:30pm
US Embassy staff rescued by flying puppets in new film "Thunderbirds Argo" ...

Ben Affleck to direct...

Kramaring 14.01.13 3:03pm
Inventor of electronic breathalyser fails breath test 0
Duncan Biscuit 14.01.13 3:00pm
Duncan Biscuit
Army Practise Handstands In Response To "No British Boots On The Grounds" Call

Prime Minister David Cameron has promised that there will be "no British boots on the ground" in support of French troops in Mali. In order to prepare for this the Army are rigorously being trained...

Sexton A Blake 14.01.13 1:36pm
Sexton A Blake
Saville was just child-like genius claim Jacko's family. 0
MADJEZ 14.01.13 1:31pm
Asperger Brothers Band splits up, blaming 'autistic differences' 1
Oxbridge 14.01.13 12:25pm
Bespoke Tailors Deny That Savile Row is an Argument About Paedophilia 0
Titus 14.01.13 10:23am
Yew Tree Lane residents give thumbs-down to Operation Yewtree

Residents of Yew Tree Lane in the leafy suburbs of Wolverhampton have made a formal complaint to the Metropolitan Police following adverse publicity surrounding their investigations into child sexual...

Dick Everyman 14.01.13 10:17am
Dick Everyman
Paramedics disciplined for using ambulance to sell ice-creams

A team of paramedics from Bristol have been suspended after reportedly selling ice cream from their ambulance. If found guilty they face a rocky road, and could see their incomes frozen. "Our...

14.01.13 9:21am
Dick Everyman
UK braced for deluge of snow pictures 0
exigo 14.01.13 9:10am
Yodel to offer choice of seasons for redelivery of parcels

Utterly useless courier business Yodel is to offer customers who missed their first delivery the choice of spring, summer, autumn or winter for Yodel to attempt the delivery again. ‘It’s about...

DustyBinLaden 14.01.13 3:53am
Audible Minority
Tourist feverishly snapping pictures of city unaware of Google Streetview 0
Dumbnews 14.01.13 1:13am
Duncan Smith to force claimants to wear benefits cap

The government announced plans for those claiming benefit for more than six months to be required to wear special headwear in public, in effect a compulsory benefits cap. “There will be no stigma...

nickb 14.01.13 12:13am
Not Amused
Sloth downgraded from deadly sin to “minor misdemeanour”... 0
Tripod 13.01.13 11:40pm
Pot noodle is not poodle insists Korean snack manufacturer 11
nickb 13.01.13 11:35pm
RAF airlifts Gérard Depardieu into Mali 'to entertain French troops'

Britain's largest transport aircraft has been offered to the French, so that Gérard Depardieu can be airlifted to the Mali frontline. In a daring operation that exceeded the airframe's carrying...

Dawsons creek 13.01.13 10:23pm
Dick Everyman
RAF fly to Marley to collect plumbing supplies. 0
MADJEZ 13.01.13 10:12pm
Locals baffled by first fall of snow...

Clive Small, a local man, was scratching his head at what he saw when he opened the bedroom curtains this morning. “Only yesterday my garden was a colourful patchwork of flowerbeds and bare lawn,...

Tripod 13.01.13 9:58pm