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Racist says he could move abroad for much better money 2
ronseal 08.02.12 5:08pm
ronseal
42 dead, 6 injured in clown car explosion

morning all!...

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gaijintendo 08.02.12 4:25pm
Mathna
Blofeld says hollowed-out Falklands volcano is 'Grand Design' not militarisation 0
cinquecento 08.02.12 4:20pm
cinquecento
Redknapp slams officials for not giving a penalty 1
charlies_hat 08.02.12 4:15pm
ianslat
Argentina threatens military action as UK offers Isle of Wight instead

Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has today reacted angrily to Foreign Secretary William Hague’s announcement that the UK intends to keep the Falklands but give Argentina the Isle...

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ianslat 08.02.12 4:14pm
ianslat
Masterchef judges 'need bath' 2
08.02.12 1:58pm
Luton based mineral water supplier to TM 'Arab Spring' name 0
MagnusOpum 08.02.12 1:00pm
MagnusOpum
UN confounded by Argentinian anger at Twitter speed camera issues...

in Mercosur mix-up...

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MagnusOpum 08.02.12 12:56pm
MagnusOpum
New academy to open to give professional footballers the essential 3 R's

Rape, Racism and Rogering your brother's wife / wife's sister More soon...

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simonjmr 08.02.12 10:22am
simonjmr
Mass evacuation after LUSH store goes into partial meltdown

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/BWR_Mark_I_Containment_sketch_with_downcomers.png, [center][i]Cross section of cheekily suggestive-looking LUSH Valentines bath bomb[/i][/center]...

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Skylarking 08.02.12 10:07am
Major Clanger
Woman spends £1m with Levi's trying to create her own jean pool 2
Perks 08.02.12 9:56am
Major Clanger
UK deport deficit renews concerns of boom and bust 0
cinquecento 08.02.12 9:55am
cinquecento
Tabloids frustrated by "Bankers Bonus" being spoonerism-proof. Sore moon. 1
Al OPecia 08.02.12 9:51am
cinquecento
Whales "stressed" by slow rural broadband speeds

Whales and Dolphins are becoming increasingly stressed and agitated at the lack of availabilty of superfast broadband connections in their locales. Now, researchers have measured stress hormones in...

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simonjmr 08.02.12 9:34am
simonjmr
Jedward switched at birth: pop world in turmoil

The world of popular music was plunged into chaos today following the revelation that annoying Irish twins Jedward might have been switched at birth. Fellow Irish pop music idiot Louis Walsh...

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ianslat 08.02.12 9:05am
Al OPecia
Government Poll shows most OAPs happy using freezer to heat home

A Government Spokesman said today:, "We are very happy about the recent poll results. It shows, as expected, that most of the elderly have taken to the idea of heating there homes by opening the...

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RJWinter 08.02.12 8:33am
RJWinter
Religious Community Argues For Devil Worship To Be Taught In Schools

Theists, predominantly Christians, have long argued for creationism to be taught in schools alongside evolution, in order to have both sides of the story told. But skeptics have pointed out that...

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Textbook 07.02.12 11:56pm
Quaz
Acquisition of nunnish underpinnings no longer apt as measure of masculine charm

[ according to a Vatican City source ] more Papal Bull soon...

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FlashArry 07.02.12 11:56pm
FlashArry
Dyson set to cash-in on the attic with new product

[Edited re-sub. - thanks for comments. 300 words lost] James Dyson came to prominence with his 1990s 'Cyclone technology' vacuum cleaner which eliminated not only bags but also effective cleaning...

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dvo4fun 07.02.12 11:55pm
Perks
Swindon opera spawns host of other unlikely cultural events

Following the news that an opera has been commissioned in praise of the architectural beauty and vibrant cultural life that is the Wiltshire backwater, Swindon (twinned with Salzgitter), a rash of...

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Clarky 07.02.12 10:50pm
FlashArry
Quiet zone on train infiltrated by noise-making contingent.

A train-travelling man was left mildly perturbed after a group of up to four humans entered the designated quiet zone on a train and showed little, almost zero, respect for the zone’s esoteric...

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Worth 07.02.12 9:44pm
Worth
Backpacker plans journey sitting at computer clicking websites of countries

Based on this website: http://www.jcdurand.ca/Monde/Monde.html...

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Dumbnews 07.02.12 9:05pm
Dumbnews
Jesus Christ seen shopping in Morrisons

Jesus Christ has been spotted shopping in a branch of Morrisons by a sixty-year-old ex-nun. The report follows news that David Cameron recently dropped into a Morrisons branch on his way home from...

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roybland 07.02.12 8:58pm
roybland
New stock tip suggests doing opposite to what everyone else does

and you will be right 50% of the time...

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Dumbnews 07.02.12 8:24pm
Dumbnews
Northern Ireland braced for mass street parties if Paisley doesn't pull through.

MAR SEEUN !...

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MADJEZ 07.02.12 8:23pm
Golgo13
Long lost Intelligent Arctic life asks "Is the Leveson Inquiry Still Going on?" 0
ronseal 07.02.12 8:02pm
ronseal
Disgraced Banker says “Go Fuck Yourself” to The Queen

In a surprise move that has confounded his critics, ex-RBS chief Fred Goodwin has sent a series of unequivocal messages to the Queen in response to the inglorious removal of his knighthood. “LOL...

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hokeycokey 07.02.12 7:32pm
hokeycokey
Syria latest; Ideal Homs Exhibition cancelled. 6
John Ffitch-Rucker 07.02.12 6:47pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Police 'should have helped Prescott set phone PIN' rules Prescott 0
07.02.12 6:15pm
'Anfield Cat' awarded man of the match 4
Psycadelic Squirrel 07.02.12 5:23pm
John Ffitch-Rucker