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Childrens ward replaced by gritting shed for traditional Christmas programme. 0
Ian Searle 4 years

Empty, of course!...

UK Government advises old people to hibernate during cold snap. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Tindall's Nose Out Of Joint That He's Not Good Enough To Marry Zara Phillips 0
IABP 4 years
Revised route of high speed London-Birmingham rail link unveiled 0
antharrison 4 years

House of Lords, House of Commons, 10 Downing Street, 11 Downing Street, Abingdon, The Belfry, Purnell's Restaurant...

MTV cribs - Christmas Day edition cancelled... 0
victory V 4 years

Magi stuck at Frankfurt airport...

Mary asks Joseph if their journey is really necessary 7
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
New Pay-Per-Lecture-Attended system appeases students 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Riots postponed...

Wise men bring gold and frankincense 6
Oxbridge 4 years

Myrrh soon...

Wikileaks release undiplomatic Cable 2
edfielden 4 years

Undercover reporters working for WikiLeaks have today released Tresasury Minister Vince Cable after a ransom was paid. The Government was said to be keen not to have any further revelations about his...

High Speed Link to be re-directed through the Isle of Wight. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

First task in The Apprentice 2011 will be to organise enough chairs in boardroom 1
MC One R 4 years

It's not difficult surely?...

Internet block on porn deemed "unworkable" - Early Xmas for half the population 0
MC One R 4 years
Footballer withdraws transfer request after secret wheelbarrow of cash delivered 0
MC One R 4 years

Loads more soon...

Cable admits naivety in believing he had met two Lib Dem supporters 3
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
The word "chaos" calls in sick claiming overwork from unimaginative journalists 0
MC One R 4 years

No more soon...

Urgent script re-write as bad weather means Bethlehem inns have plenty of rooms 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Guardian readers compete for largest herd of Oxfam goats 3
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Forecasters told to be more specific on blanketings on snow 0
kirkenstein 4 years

Following recent heavier than expected snow fall MPs urged the met ofice to give more details about what type of blanket of snow might be expected. current forecasts indicate a 13.5 tog in the north...

Treacherous roads facing charges of treason. 0
Stan 4 years

As the cold snap continued with the Arctic weather leaving the UK's road network at a perilous standstill and Christmas deliveries and supplies threatened by deteriorating conditions there have been...

Oversalted roads cause Home Counties to dissolve as snow melts. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Speech defect results in request for Gary Glitter to clear snow 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
Decoration for soldier who got spruced up for Christmas 0
MrChigleysAunt 4 years
After having unimpeachable integrity and honour explained to him 0
Malcum eggs 4 years

BBC director Director "general" Mark Thompson said on the passing of Brian Hanarahan "Brian was a journalist of unimpeachable integrity and outstanding judgment, but his personal kindness and...

Police warn motorists not to go out dogging unless it's absolutely essential. 3
MADJEZ 4 years
Virgin birth voted silliest news story of the year 1
roybland 4 years
Virgin birth not possible, concludes leading medical experts 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Teachers blamed after report shows steep decline in student's googling skills 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Bin Laden takes credit for winter carnage in chilling new snowicide video 0
ronseal 4 years
Burglars steal belongings... 5
Doylem 4 years
Sleigh drawn by reindeer doesn't look much like a sleigh frankly 5
MrChigleysAunt 4 years