Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Bono sells sun glasses and clears Ireland bank debt. 3
one against the world 3 years

expect patronising tv ads soon...

Waity Katie likes it in the butty wutty. 7
rikkor 3 years

Or, so go the rumours...

Say it out loud: “We're straight and we're proud”... 0
Doylem 3 years

Andy Swift, organiser of this year’s Straight Pride March, explains what it’s all about. “We want to raise the profile of a beleaguered minority: people who feel drawn to express their...

Gag Reflex Sufferers Advised to Suck it and See 1
De-scribe 3 years
Roy Wood’s request for greater festive frequency falls on deaf ears... 0
Doylem 3 years

The entire population of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is seeking an injunction against Warner Brothers, to prevent them releasing, yet again, Roy Wood and Wizzard’s possibly certifiable...

Yahoo! Answers: how to get semen out of a phone keyboard? JM, London... 11
Doylem 3 years
Pope backs condom use for priests who don't want to leave forensic evidence. 0
MADJEZ 3 years
Dublin warns that Irish brain drain will hit country's canal building program 0
roybland 3 years
English Defence League calls for compulsory repatriation of grave accent 0
roybland 3 years
Kate Middleton is a 'Car Crash Waiting to Happen' - say Palace Insiders. 4
IABP 3 years
Kate Middleton confides to friend "is it too late to tell him I'm Catholic?" 2
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Blumenthal to add Canard au Canabis to the fat duck menu 0
4ty2 3 years by a french canard keeper. He hopes to get more happy customers and add the line "from organically worm freed...

Blind people to get own reactionary newspaper, the Daily Braille 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
'Joy Division week' on X-Factor leaves field wide open 10
Golgo13 3 years

Last night saw X-Factor pay tribute to seminal post-punk band Joy Division, as each of the remaining finalists sought to impress judges and public alike with their favourite tracks by the influential...

Lady Catherine de Bourgh Condemns Royal Wedding 0
Grover 3 years

Lady Catherine de Bourgh, mistress of Rosing Park, where the fireplace costs all of 500 pounds - we should say [i]one[/i] of the fireplaces, for she has several, her ladyship being fond of a good...

Age of Austerity forces Dannii Minogue to give up double-letters 0
Grover 3 years
Eviction notice for David Cameron? 1
hero2zero 3 years

Following the introduction of new social housing regulations it is expected that the Cameron family will be asked to leave “Number 10” following thirty months of residence. It is also expected...

Wayne's already bored with the presents he'll be getting this Christmas 0
roybland 3 years

Twelve-year-old Wayne Stevens says he's already fed up with the presents he'll be getting at Christmas. 'I really wanted the Lego garage, Nintendo DS, the bike and the other stuff,' Wayne said. 'But...

Turkey votes for Christmas 0
roybland 3 years
Blair launches own brand SatNav: Get lost while being told you're on target 1
ronseal 3 years

Tony Blair has clinched a deal to launch a new range of socialist Information technology and yesterday launched his own brand SatNav at a House of Commons reception., Parly the Satnav (abbreviated...

Organ sale: George Best’s liver, “as seen”. Cliff Richard’s todger, “as new"... 2
Doylem 3 years
Organ Transplant Air Crash Latest: Survivor lives, liver survives. 0
pinxit 3 years
Pupilz 2 loos X-AM marx 4 pour gramma & spellin innit. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

You narrr what ah mean, l8trz...

Children In Need: Peter Andre's tribute to Jacko who did so much TO kids. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

Sorry FOR kids...

Australian bush creatures cry 'get me out of here' as more celebs move in 0
Basil_B 3 years
Britain may be running out of generalisations about the middle class 0
ronseal 3 years

Britain's middle classes may no longer be able to provide sustenance for lazy politicians, with sources of generalisations running dangerously low., Soon, Labour peers, columnists and police chiefs...

Jason Manford forced to knock One off following erotic tweets 0
Gerontius 3 years

this is not spam...

NATO fail to pull out in time – Afghan people left holding the baby 1
Gerontius 3 years


Three blind mice 'should have gone to Specsavers' 0
3 years
‘Lord Anum not feeling the pain’ whine Opposition dinosaurs 2
Gerontius 3 years

A leading Tory peer has been forced to resign his advisory role after letting slip some unpalatable home truths during a cabinet press conference., Lord Anum, enterprise advisor to the PM was...