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Newsbiscuit Crossword. 1 Down: I, with a slut, make x factor judge (6)

About time we had a crossword...

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weematt 24.03.12 7:55pm
weematt
James Cameron still preparing for tiresome, overly long dive 0
24.03.12 7:39pm
Toulouse gunman's mother 'wracked with guilt', claim prosecutors 0
24.03.12 7:37pm
"Fraudulent" DIY service threatened with closure.

Mr. DIY, a one-man Derbyshire firm which offers to carry out customers' odd jobs for them has been threatened with closure by a local council unless it changes its name, as it apparently contravenes...

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Haywood Manley 24.03.12 6:13pm
dvo4fun
Nurses ADMIT they're, "In it for the money."

Their virulent opposition to longer contract hours, healthcare reform and outsourcing led many to suspect, but today the Royal College of Nursing admits what many thought all along, they're in it for...

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Jacobandthehats 24.03.12 6:10pm
SugarTits69
People keep dying despite introduction of NHS reforms claims doctors' group. 0
Ostsee 24.03.12 5:28pm
Ostsee
Middle Class Kids Are Most At Risk From Internet Sex Offenders

Breaking news, Middle Class children are more likely to be harmed by internet use that their poorer peers and it has nothing to do with the ability to afford a computer. According to researchers, the...

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frustratedpoet 24.03.12 4:55pm
arthurminnit
Kofi Annan's appearance on "The Voice" judging pannel confuses many

more soon http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/C4iKjuL5n2k62j7.N8JB2g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-GB/blogs/110-pop/The-Voice-UK-Tom-Jones-BBC.jpg...

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bonjonelson 24.03.12 2:22pm
bonjonelson
Cosmetic surgeon offers pixelation surgery to habitual criminals

Being recognised is one of the occupation hazards of criminals, more so if you are of the habitual variety. One enterprising cosmetic surgeon on the Costa Brava reckons he has found a profitable...

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weematt 24.03.12 12:16pm
weematt
Angry aromatherapist incensed 6
Perks 24.03.12 11:01am
dvo4fun
Tulisa's Ex Fucter 6
charlies_hat 24.03.12 10:46am
button
Pot holes to be legalised! 1
wilkieone 24.03.12 10:32am
bonjonelson
Physiotherapist claims a massage after marothon is sport relief.. 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 10:27am
wilkieone
Man runs out of 0
Al OPecia 24.03.12 10:16am
Al OPecia
Egham twins with Beckenham 0
nickb 24.03.12 9:28am
nickb
Osborne tells PM he Knows nothing about budgies.. 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:27am
wilkieone
Vanessa Feltz named as new Obesity Tsar... 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:26am
wilkieone
Coming soon.. Blankety Blank. The Movie! 0
wilkieone 24.03.12 9:24am
wilkieone
David Cameron unveils plan to privatise government

The prime minister suggests allowing sovereign wealth funds to be allowed to lease acts in England. These so called third parties could be set a series of targets. If the companies meet these targets...

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Hugh Nose 24.03.12 7:00am
Hugh Nose
Pension Pickpocket Osborne "disowned" by parents following Wednesday's budget

Following the budget on Wednesday, Sir Peter Osborne, father of Britain's most hated man held a press conference stated "I have no son". The budget which cut tax breaks for pensioners with savings...

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frustratedpoet 24.03.12 6:06am
frustratedpoet
Hard drug dalers applaud effectivness of "hidden door" availability policy

For the first time in history Britain's drug dealers are losing money after extending the government's "tobacco hiding" policy to cover the sale of hard drugs such as heroin and cocaine. "When I woz...

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antharrison 24.03.12 5:42am
Golgo13
God finds Richard Dawkins

The Almighty today announced He has lost faith in religion and was instead “leaning more towards the teachings of Dawkins every day”. The Supreme Being admitted he became “consumed with...

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grumblechops 24.03.12 2:01am
grumblechops
Sport Relief raises millions so children won't grow up talking like John Bishop. 0
MADJEZ 24.03.12 12:03am
MADJEZ
Motherfuckers looking forward to Sunday 28
roybland 23.03.12 9:26pm
nickb
Embarrassment as ‘two world wars and one world cup’

played for English shooting team at Kuwait event. More soon...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 23.03.12 8:42pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Queen opens new hospitals faster than Andrew Lansley can close them. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:17pm
dominic_mcg
Chocaholics warned over strength of cocoadamol. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:15pm
dominic_mcg
"Russian banker" is not rhyming slang, says Eastend gang leader. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 23.03.12 8:13pm
dominic_mcg
Domino manufactures to receive spot checks

tappin' later...

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virtuallywill 23.03.12 8:11pm
virtuallywill
Olympic hopeful Mr Strong tests positive for anabolic steroids 0
Print Squirrel 23.03.12 6:58pm
Print Squirrel