Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Proprietress of Somerset Tourist attraction found to have a Wookey Hole 0
Smart Alex 30.08.13 8:46pm
Smart Alex
UK government suffering from 'aggression fatigue' 2
GrumpyCat 30.08.13 8:45pm
Railways to charge peeping Toms more to travel at peek times 7
Smart Alex 30.08.13 7:27pm
Edinburgh Zoo claims male panda may be pregnant too. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 30.08.13 6:57pm
'MPs Only Rejected Syria Vote Because They Resented Interrupted Holidays' Claim 3
Titus 30.08.13 5:13pm
French fries to be reinstated on USA restaurant menus 0
Arthur 30.08.13 5:08pm
Only country to ever drop atomic bomb stands firm against use of evil weapons 2
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.08.13 3:06pm
Friesian Cattle Culled by Badger Marksman With No Concept Of Perspective

Mooooooooooore soon...

Flugelbinder 30.08.13 3:01pm
Gibraltar gets ready for Spanish ownership after Cameron vows to protect them 0
simonjmr 30.08.13 2:52pm
Cows form their own militia army in response to repeated delays in badger cull 0
blacklesbianandproudofit 30.08.13 2:42pm
Man found hiding in train toilet only paid bog standard fair 4
davetwojackets 30.08.13 12:59pm
George Cloony and David Cameron for Bond Film.

George Cloony admitted to wanting the role of Drax in forthcoming remake of the James Bond movie Moonraker He said "I have put considerable amounts of time and money into this project. The role has...

Ian Collier 30.08.13 12:55pm
Ian Collier
UK Government publishes Parliament recall schedule

The Government has just published a schedule for future world crises which will trigger the recall of parliament in order to allow MPs to plan their holidays better. Similar to the new “Forward...

rogerg 30.08.13 12:09pm
Met Police arrest entire 1970s. 4
Sfox 30.08.13 12:04pm
‘Lame Duck’ Cameron considers Rio Paralympics

Prime Minister David Cameron is weighing up his chances for the 2016 Paralympics in Rio since last night’s vote on Syria qualified him to participate in the recently announced ‘Lame Duck’...

cinnahmon 30.08.13 11:54am
Assad calls for military action in UK after badger cull details leaked 0
simonjmr 30.08.13 11:54am
Badger Cull Causes Potato Price Increase

The use of potatoes to bait Badgers has led to an alarming increase in the price of spuds.., A Government spokesman defended the use of spuds in the practice because "Everybody knows, Badger loves...

Flugelbinder 30.08.13 11:13am
Spending spree at Arsenal finally begins as Wenger buys Galaxy McFlurry

The rumoured summer spending spree at Arsenal looks set to be underway at last as manager Arsene Wenger was spotted buying a Galaxy Caramel McFlurry at a McDonalds near the Emirates Stadium. With...

Spartacus 30.08.13 10:59am
Midfield Diamond
Captain Pugwash latest celebrity to be interviewed over historic abuse claims 1
bonjonelson 30.08.13 10:05am
Android release Stephen Fry App to compete with Apple's Siri

Following the success of Apple's Siri, with the ability to answer endless streams of mundane questions, Android are set to release a new Stephen Fry App, modelled on the well respected & loved...

Flugelbinder 30.08.13 9:52am
Do you want to buy "Reasons to bomb Syria" Google asks Downing Street researcher

A frantic Downing Street researcher was presented with a series of critical questions last night as he conducted in depth research among all the intelligence resources available to him. "Would you...

ronseal 30.08.13 9:39am
Italian football relief as UK votes against attack on Serie A 0
3zincold 30.08.13 9:16am
Americans now eating yellow-bellied back-stabbing Limey mother****er muffins

for breakfast...

A.A.Arkwright 30.08.13 8:31am
Cameron Arrested over commons betting scam

Fraud squad officers raided No. 10 Downing Street at dawn this morning and arrested the PM David Cameron amid claims he had received substantial sums of money from Indian book makers to throw the...

Scronnyglonkle 30.08.13 7:50am
UKIP Applauds Commons Vote Over Syrian Intervention

"Right from the outset, our party has consistently made it clear that it opposes the idea of armed intervention by the UK in the Syrian conflict" said Nigel Farage. "Not for the first time, the...

Titus 30.08.13 7:29am
First the Ashes now Rolf, why do you Pommie Bastards hate us asks Aussie PM 0
Scronnyglonkle 30.08.13 7:13am
Cameron May Adopt 'Irish Referendum' Tactic Over Syria Vote

"Parliament has freely and democratically chosen to vote the wrong way over our possible armed intervention in syria" said the Prime Minister. "Of course we will respect this decision. I believe...

Titus 30.08.13 7:02am
No action on Syria as UK Navy in Gibraltar, on leave.

more later...

virtuallywill 30.08.13 6:35am
Beef unwittingly infiltrates equestrian world

Haighton Moore has been stripped of the Accrington Gold Cup after it emerged the horse he rode to victory was, in fact, a brown cow. Suspicions were initially raised when Moore was a furlong ahead on...

ChairmanMouth 30.08.13 5:26am
Salmond To Build Pie In The Sky.

First Minister of Scotland, Alex Salmond took to the floor of the Scottish Parliament today to announce the world’s first ever venture to unite the scientific world with bakers. He told MP’s that...

Macrahanish 30.08.13 2:56am