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Arse. Just seen below and withrawn quietly...

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beau-jolly 13.02.12 10:37am
beau-jolly
Popularity of Flat screens linked to decline of sex on TV. 2
Zen 13.02.12 10:31am
dvo4fun
TV advert's jolly pensioners actually in Wonga poverty 0
medici2471 13.02.12 10:28am
medici2471
Dalglish's Mum makes Kenny say sorry for not tidying his room properly in 1962 0
charlies_hat 13.02.12 10:19am
charlies_hat
SmithKlineBeecham releases Finlax for quantitative easing 0
cinquecento 13.02.12 9:40am
cinquecento
Children Once More Free to Sweep Chimneys

David Cameron joined in the celebration of Charles Dickens’ birth today by announcing the return of child labour to the UK. Two hundred years after the birth of the author who is often credited...

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LizzyG 13.02.12 9:13am
writinginbsl
It's the end of the line for Houston 1
ronseal 13.02.12 9:04am
writinginbsl
Charlie from BUPA ad admits faking war record.

Charlie the loveable pensioner from the latest BUPA ad campaign has broken down and confessed after journalists investigated his background. In the tv Ad he claims to be 83 and goes onto say he won...

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MADJEZ 13.02.12 8:58am
writinginbsl
FOOTBALLER APOLOGISES!! In other news, riots, bombings etc. 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.02.12 8:51am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Athens riots awarded AAA rating 0
roybland 13.02.12 8:27am
roybland
Margaret Thatcher favourite as England Manager

"The only candidate with who remains undefeated against the Argentinians"...

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quango 13.02.12 7:58am
Immunis
Kevin Costner severely reprimanded for failing to protect client. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 13.02.12 1:02am
Dumbnews
Professor Brian Cox creates space on tv schedules

Concern is growing for the well-being of genial television celebrity, astro-physicist and all round good egg Professor Brian Cox due to his non-appearance on any television channel within the past...

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markbuontempo 13.02.12 12:37am
DorsetBoy
Pop world in shock as Whitney Houston goes out on a low note 1
charlies_hat 12.02.12 8:41pm
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Houston funeral billed as 'The Opportunistic Multi-Octave Celebrity Challenge'

Insincere and limelight-demanding tributes are lined up from Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, and numerous other tune-strangling divas in what promoters are describing as “like Etta James’ wake...

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@spinal_bap 12.02.12 8:39pm
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Whitney Houston dies in the shadow of her more talented cousin Dionne Warwick

says middle-aged NB contributor...

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JohnA 12.02.12 6:32pm
JohnA
Women who wear glasses outnumber men with shaven heads

Women in England who wear glasses outstrip men with shaven heads for the first time since records began according to a report from Social Trends. The report says that the huge increase in the last...

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roybland 12.02.12 5:12pm
JonnyJP
Junior lawyers opt for hi-viz jackets to leave in office after hours 0
medici2471 12.02.12 4:05pm
medici2471
Suarez apologises to Evra and congratulates him of his "Natural Sense of Rhythm" 0
Mathna 12.02.12 3:10pm
Mathna
Daleks blame failure of invasion on "lack of wheelchair ramps" 2
Nick McCarr 12.02.12 3:05pm
MADJEZ
Whitney Houston accused of plagiarism by Michael Jackson's estate 1
Nails UK 12.02.12 3:05pm
MADJEZ
Whitney no longer loves Hugh

no more soon...

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fernandomando 12.02.12 2:13pm
fernandomando
"Unexpected Death" epidemic hits music industry

Talentless artistes suddenly realise they can make more money when dead than when alive...

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Nails UK 12.02.12 11:52am
Nails UK
Gotcha! 0
roybland 12.02.12 11:48am
roybland
Shade of Florence Nightingale haunting Andrew Lansley

The ghost of Florence Nightingale is visiting beleaguered Health Secretary Andrew Lansley according to leaks from inside Downing Street. 'Miss Nightingale has been appearing to Andrew in the dead of...

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roybland 12.02.12 11:39am
wolfie
Education chiefs blamed as tributes pour in for 'Legjend' Whitney. 0
MADJEZ 12.02.12 11:34am
MADJEZ
Crack cocaine in product recall after queen of vomit inducing pop found dead.

Doctors are warning that crack may be harmful after the death of 80s pop diva Whitney Houston. The handy snack-sized narcotic produced in filthy kitchens by hardened drug dealers was previously...

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MADJEZ 12.02.12 11:33am
charlies_hat
“God may have chosen the Jews, but we still prefer Christians,” say Lions

In exhaustive scientific tests in North Africa, lions have expressed an overwhelming preference for Christian human flesh, with levels of appreciation unchanged since the heyday of big cat/ Christian...

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nickb 12.02.12 11:30am
nickb
Los Angeles hotel seeks bodyguard 0
yussle 12.02.12 11:10am
yussle
Andrew "Pontius Pilate" Lansley washes NHS-cut blood off hands- and blames GPs

Mr Lansley was late to the interview, after a failed attempt to cut petrol costs by making his driver push the car, and steer it, at the same time. He was also taken aback by the coffee served by the...

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wolfie 12.02.12 11:00am
wolfie