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UK parliament to consider permanent switch to Hammer Time

As British Summer Time draws to a close and the clocks prepare to go back, the Secretary of State is to conduct an analysis of the costs and benefits of adopting the highly controversial U.S....

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Gary Stanton 09.10.11 4:31pm
Al OPecia
Pass away in the comfort of your own home - try the new DiePad 0
medici2471 06.10.11 8:41am
medici2471
People who sign off e-mails with 'Sent from my Cray-1' should be ignored. 0
Griffin 06.10.11 8:35am
Griffin
iDied.

Final announcement from Apple founder Steve Jobs...

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MADJEZ 06.10.11 8:37am
Gary Baldy
Apple release the new iPopped 1
Oxbridge 06.10.11 9:33am
Sinnick
Study finds US comedy audiences still way too easily impressed

A study using an experimental comedy night in Nashville Tennessee has concluded that it is still much too easy to impress live audiences in the USA by simply mentioning things they can understand....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 06.10.11 2:05pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Desperate medics told to switch off Steve Jobs - and switch him back on again 9
ronseal 06.10.11 3:51pm
pinxit
Steer Jabs changed the wold

The wold was toady left stunt at the news of Steer Jab's dearth after a bottle against oiliness. Jabs had been the ironic tailman of the Apple band and his knew products were often grated with scenes...

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exigo 06.10.11 7:34am
exigo
US technology industry suffering from chronic lack of Jobs 1
charlies_hat 06.10.11 7:32am
tonyhill
Steve Jobs riP. 10
Al OPecia 08.10.11 4:46am
Al OPecia
Jobs Pops Clogs 0
Scroat 06.10.11 7:05am
Scroat
Apple kills off original Siri app, tells users to upgrade

Actual headline from New Scientist Online News. Great taste, guys...

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Ostsee 06.10.11 6:18am
Ostsee
Greece receives Nobel Prize for Economics 0
Griffin 06.10.11 6:09am
Griffin
Michael Palin not Running for President

Travel writer and former Monty Python star, Michael Palin has announced that he won't be running for President of the United States. This not wholly unexpected development is the first of what is...

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apepper 06.10.11 6:09am
Griffin
Chuck Norris to hunt down everyone that has ever told or heard a joke about him

Yes, some of the jokes are very funny. Yes, he is the laughing stock of the internet., But Chuck “will get back at those responsible and anyone that has laughed about me” he said in an interview...

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RJWinter 06.10.11 6:04am
arthurminnit
Mad cow disease returns to IOW (or is it all just show?)-Off The Record Reports

I must say, I was very much looking forward to my long weekend on the island., Upon leaving the boat, I decided to take it slow and load up a pipe before jumping in a “ta'i” [taxi] to take me to...

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RJWinter 12.10.11 10:08am
RJWinter
Osborne's response to latest financial crisis news "Oh Shit! What do I do now?" 0
dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:14pm
dvo4fun
Deep gloom for satirists as Sarah Palin announces "I won't run in 2012"

More gloom later...

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dvo4fun 05.10.11 11:03pm
dvo4fun
First ever energy saving bulb purchased now fully illuminated

Mr Paul Gerrans, who purchased the bulb when they were first released has been checking it every day since. 'it hasn't got any brighter for the last couple of days,' he explained whilst shielding...

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Screenie 06.10.11 1:17pm
Screenie
Tory party conference latest......

Harold MacMillan 'You've never had it so good', 50 years on.., David Cameron 'You've had it'...

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edmartin 05.10.11 11:08pm
dvo4fun
Punters set for big splash as bookies offer 7-4 on Choppy Cam 1
kga6 06.10.11 6:16am
Griffin
Hurley & Me

Laid-back bloke Shane's sporty life is turned upside down when he brings home pushy, neurotic, manipulative bitch Hurley who soon brings him to heel, much to the chagrin of Shane's mates. It isn't...

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vertical 05.10.11 10:06pm
vertical
Olympic sponsor BT launches London 2012-branded ansaphone...

It picks up after 5 rings., You know, 5 rings? Olympic rings?, [shuffles silently away]...

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dicky37 05.10.11 9:25pm
dicky37
Amnesia of Tragic Tom

When 18-year old Accrington Stanley defender Tom Bender was knocked out in a match recently, family and friends feared the worst. Tom's fine now and has been released from hospital physically...

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Drylaw 05.10.11 9:22pm
Drylaw
Kercher's Besmirchers: Foxy Knoxy called a Poxy Doxy. 5
rikkor 06.10.11 8:59am
John Ffitch-Rucker
President Karzai assassination plot foiled

Nobody knows why...

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greg various 05.10.11 8:19pm
greg various
OFFICIAL - DAVID WALLIAMS IS NOT FUNNY!

more to follow...

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delightfullyodd 05.10.11 7:41pm
delightfullyodd
Concern's Mount Over Isle Of Wight's Nuclear Weapons Program 0
Textbook 05.10.11 7:21pm
Textbook
Knox 'looking forward to Halloween' 0
roybland 05.10.11 6:31pm
roybland
Police post topless women on every M4 bridge in new traffic strategy

Superintendant Adams went at some lengths to explain. “It all came about after Reading Rag week when one girl was dared to go topless at Junction 11. The speed decrease was immediate, unfortunately...

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brownpaperreporter 05.10.11 10:24pm
Screenie