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Train driver accused of trying to powerslide the 0645 to Hastings. More soon. 1
MC One R 3 years
Travelodge Manager Sacked in Royal Wedding Venue Vote-Rigging Scandal 9
De-scribe 3 years

As speculation mounts as to which venue will be chosen to host next year’s royal wedding, the Manager of Wembley Travelodge, North London has been sacked for seeking to influence the final voting. ...

Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, best Prices. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, best Prices. Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, best Prices. Electrolux Hoover Spare Wheel, approx 8 cm diameter, large stock, hurry!! Fits all Marquis models 1972 -...

Pudsey the Bear demands NHS inquiry 2
MC One R 3 years

into why he has had to wait so long to get his eye fixed. Doesn't make a fuss in public, but in private he is as angry as a bear with a sore head. Nothing so sad as a bear with no depth perception...

Newsbiscuit to start selling cars and other gear 5
arrghgarry 3 years
New Areas High class massage service wish all the best to HRH Prince William 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and Kate Middleton and are also looking for qualified staff...

Amy Winehouse lifts UK mood still further 0
MC One R 3 years

Confirms tour dates will all be 4000 miles away...

Quite large homeless sheep to sell magazines: 8
ramblesnake 3 years

'The Biggish Ewe'...

Kobe Bryant regrets being associated with the video game "rape that Bitch" 0
arrghgarry 3 years

he now wishes he had used the word woman or room help ,in retrospect Bitch is a nasty name to call your love interest...

Ireland having "second thoughts" about Partition. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Penguins behind coup attempt in Madagascar 3
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
46 Year Old Fat Bald Man Knows Eva Longoria Would Be Happy If She Dated Him 4
IABP 3 years
Undiscovered Vivaldi sonatas "Farmhouse" and "Meat Feast" found in archive. 4
tl72uk 3 years
Ian Duncan Smith clarifies Commons slip over benefit data 0
MC One R 3 years

Following his slip in the Commons that figures from a website were quoted as the "official" statistics, IDS has been forced to make it quite clear that all government statistics are of course copied...

Olympic stadium "nearly ready for 2004" says Greek spokesman. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Inventor of camera that can take pictures round a corner is a moron 0
MC One R 3 years

My camera can take a picture round a corner - I just turn it round. Not only that, it can go left or right. Piece of piss...

William & Kate to take part in BBC3's "Don't Tell The Bride". 0
tl72uk 3 years
Wiltshire Police Sergeant to coach “The Apprentice” failed candidates 1
hero2zero 3 years

Rumours abound that Sgt. Mark Andrews will be hired to train contestants in the hit show to proffer excuses over failed tasks, following his successful appeal against his six month prison sentence...

Berkshire crime scene marked by a blue circle 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Affordable housing "within every persons grasp" says Minister 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years

Irish Jokes about the English Put Smile back in Dublin 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'Did you hear about the Englishmen who put money in our banks? They lost the lot'...

Obscurity to Close Ports as It's Now too Full of Failed Reality TV Contestants 0
IABP 3 years
IRA to Open Bank 1
Dun Dunkin 3 years

'We've been doing it all wrong. Instead of robbing banks we should open one then Governments will just give us billions no matter how badly we do. Its the perfect scam."...

Screaming Lord Talks of "Curmudgeonly World View" 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

"That fact that one has done a bit of time in the old pokey shouldn't be a barrier to voting on law making decisions. If you haven't been inside you haven't lived". He also expressed his considered...

Deposed heads of state to be offered "coup and soup" in new international treaty 0
simonjmr 3 years
Eight Legs of Venison for £50 was 'Too Dear' says Meat-lover 7
De-scribe 3 years
White van courier criticised as customers still await delivery of man in a sack. 3
MADJEZ 3 years
Wiltshire Policeman wins Strictly appeal case 1
Erlang 3 years

Sgt Mark Andrews, of Wiltshire Police today won his appeal to be re-instated to BBC show Strictly Come Dancing. The Sgt had previously been removed from the show for "rough handling" of his dance...

Tony Blair reverts back to Protestant despite donating millions to 0
arrghgarry 3 years

the Vatican discovering he cannot become Pope...

‘Someone’s grandmother’ to be next England manager 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years

Another woeful performance by the England football team has prompted the Football Association to announce that it will be looking to appoint ‘someone’s grandmother’ to replace Fabio Capello...