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Thomas and the Naughty Fat Controller's Panzer Lokomotiv 7
4 years

The sun was shining on Sodor Island and Thomas had just finished rolling in late to his last station of the day. "Peep Peep!" said Thomas. "Another adequate day's work done. I'm off to my shed to get...

Price of Class A drugs set to fall after sudden increase in supply 0
simonjmr 4 years
Guardian reports tragic death of PG Wodehouse 0
rickwestwell 4 years
Amy Someone died before she got old 0
greg various 4 years

Rehab might have been the better option says fan...

Amy Winehouse dead, hunt on for lucky person who had 23rd of July in sweepstake. 2
MADJEZ 4 years
Elton John to rerelease candle under the spoon 3
4 years
Dorset Knobs to replace silica gel as environmentally friendly desiccant 3
writinginbsl 4 years
Nick Clegg's sponsored silence enters 47th day... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

Just because you aren't saying anything any more doesn't mean that we have forgiven you or that we like you. What's that? Eh? Speak up, O spineless one...

Prince Philip: "I've never even heard of Amy Winehouse." 2
rikkor 4 years
Giant wooden horse found outside gates of Bundesbank office. 1
Corrigan 4 years

'It's nothing to do with us,' says Greek ambassador...

Fifa bans Mohamed Bin Hammam for trying to buy votes Blatter already paid for. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Joining 27 club not as good as joining S Club. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Health Boss Lansley:- "Will only fund 10 out of '12 Step rehab'. treatment." 2
dvo4fun 4 years

"10 steps must surely be enough for anyone" claimed Health Secretary and M.P. for South Cambridgeshire Andrew Lansly in a Radio 4 'Today interview this morning. He signalled 'significant changes' to...

Earnest ethical tourists 'in it for the long haul' 11
4 years

As the holiday season approaches, environmental campaigners are urging travellers to 'go the extra mile' to find an ethical vacation. And with so many 'carbon aware' holidays just a 12-hour flight...

Liquid nitrogen pooper scooper will make job twice as hard, says council 5
f0zz 4 years
No cause for financial alarm, Obama tells nation via Justin.TV 0
f0zz 4 years

The US president last night tried to play down fears of impending 'economic meltdown' from a stuttery video address in a small corner of the nations' internet browsers. Bemused Americans watched...

New coffin desk to revolutionise 'dying on the job' 3
Dick Everyman 4 years

The world’s first coffin desk is to be launched at Earls Court this September at 100% Design, the UK’s leading contemporary design show. With the rise in the retirement age the desk has been...

Critical reassessment says: Van Gogh was crap. 13
Corrigan 4 years

After recent reappraisal of the work of Dutch Post-Impressionist painter Vincent Van Gough, senior figures in the word of art criticism and academia have concluded that his work was not as...

Voyeurs upset as President Obama gets a Boehner that quits 0
guffaw 4 years
Singer to release entire works to avoid second album trouble 0
Mrblacker 4 years

In what's been described as a unique and bizarre move, a hitherto unpublished singer-songwriter is to release everything he's ever written in one collection, to avoid the pressure of creating a...

Tour de France Latest: Only 15mg of Clenbuterol separate leading riders. 4
Concerned of Tawa 4 years

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Carbon dating leads to heavy petting say scientists. More Soon 0
nickb 4 years
Dyslexic director to remake stephen King classic, The Shindig. 3
guffaw 4 years
Thatcher and Tebbit in fight to the death over rights to Hess’s grave plot 10
Qoxiivi 4 years

Margaret Thatcher and Norman Tebbit are to engage in mortal combat for the right to be buried in Rudolf Hess’s recently vacated grave. The contest, due to be broadcast on Sky pay-per-view in...

Cherie Blair admits it was her fellatio skills that won over Tony Blair and 0
guffaw 4 years

forgives her dad for his harsh life lessons...

Virgin Galactic to charge space tourists extra for fiery crash 0
Dumbnews 4 years
In 2015 China will be poised to take over from America as the worlds Asshole AKA 0
guffaw 4 years
New scandal rocks Fleet Street: Daily Mail might be biased against foreigners. 0
Corrigan 4 years

In the wake of the phone hacking scandal, new accusations are being made against pseudo-tabloid The Daily Mail that their stories could be interpreted as having an anti-foreigner slant. After...

Unable to find "the one", single man settles for the "one third" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Morrissey children’s album flops 11
Skylarking 4 years

Former Smiths frontman Morrissey says he is ‘currently contemplating the warm, welcoming embrace of early retirement’ after his album of songs for children ‘Hello Young Persons Everywhere’...