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Google urges people to surgically replace eyes with webcams 1
Dumbnews 28.02.12 4:53pm
beau-jolly
Book Burning “may solve world energy problems” says Government Minister

“It’s still early days but our Afghanistan book burning trials were very encouraging” said Charles Hendry, Minister of State for the Department of Energy and Climate Change. “Just a few...

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dvo4fun 28.02.12 4:40pm
Perks
Aquatic Basketball controversy: Olympic organisers slammed (and dunked) 1
Son of Barnabas 28.02.12 4:22pm
JETFAB
Badgers protest at the culling of Bill Oddie from Springwatch. 0
Ian Searle 28.02.12 4:18pm
Ian Searle
Sony Ericsson answers iphone's 'Siri', with 'intelligence'.

First making an appearance in the world famous documentary of Team America's World Police, Sony Ericsson have teamed up with American Scientists to produce a two-way cyber phone in answer to Apple...

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theadministrator 28.02.12 3:29pm
theadministrator
Police trojan tactic has made Charles suspect he is being spied on 0
Not Amused 28.02.12 3:15pm
Not Amused
No, not experienced HORSE Sun editor tells cops on eve of Rooney brothel sting 0
ronseal 28.02.12 2:05pm
ronseal
"Upper class people are more likely to behave selfishly, studies suggest"

In other news, Pope not a Hindu, bears prefer forested facilities...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 28.02.12 2:01pm
Griffin
Public shocked at St Pauls camp evictions. 'Was it still there ?' said most. 1
MADJEZ 28.02.12 1:56pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Tom Daley signs sponsorship deal with Gravity

with hat tip to Gary S for the thought...

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Mandy Lifeboat 28.02.12 1:35pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
Boris Johnson Shock Discovery: Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports

Boris Johnson Shocked, Saddened, Visibly Less Aroused to Discover Olympics to Contain Non-Beach Volleyball Sports etc....

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thisisall1word 28.02.12 1:22pm
thisisall1word
Would you like Adele to sit on your lap?

Slim, elegant, rounded. Built for comfort as well as speed. Quick start-up; can handle your enormous RAM...

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Son of Barnabas 28.02.12 1:17pm
Son of Barnabas
'The Artist' blamed as Cage's '4min 33sec' tops classical music chart 1
pinxit 28.02.12 1:15pm
butagirl
Alan Carr to host Camp Evictions 0
cinquecento 28.02.12 12:51pm
cinquecento
Americans "don't do ironing"

apparently...

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Hoops McCann 28.02.12 10:08am
Hoops McCann
Wrist-worn activity monitor proves a disappointment

Health Minister Simon Burns today expressed his disappointment at misleading figures for physical exercise among teenage males. Initial readings from a pilot study using the wrist-worn "Nike Fuel...

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Tom55 28.02.12 9:52am
Tom55
Liz Windsor named as new England manager

Following this month's resignation of Fabio Capello, the FA has announced that the England manager's job has been awarded to long standing Commonwealth manager, Liz Windsor. Mrs Windsor, who has...

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wallster 28.02.12 9:49am
Duncan Biscuit
Public warned against the Costa Coffee, as another Costa ship hits trouble. 0
MADJEZ 28.02.12 9:41am
MADJEZ
Trophy for new £1m UK engineering prize to be made in China 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Bailiffs force Occupy London to re-brand 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:40am
Duncan Biscuit
Government to stop bankers eating children 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Darren Bent misses again 0
Duncan Biscuit 28.02.12 9:39am
Duncan Biscuit
Protesters Occupy prison cells 0
ianslat 28.02.12 9:09am
ianslat
Church cross 1
medici2471 28.02.12 8:33am
charlies_hat
Self Obsessed eating out Tweets lead to Internet's first Supper Injunction

An obsessive Twitter maniac has been served with a writ stopping him from constantly broadcasting every detail of his eating habits. But the Supper Injunction could be contested by lawyers for...

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ronseal 28.02.12 8:29am
dvo4fun
"I can't stand the swearing", Commissioner for Oaths quits 0
medici2471 28.02.12 7:52am
medici2471
Vatican burns 5 tons of photos before 'Church in NoW hacking' named as Charlotte 1
pere floza 28.02.12 12:15am
FlashArry
Meryl Streep wins "Best Meryl Streep" award at oscars 1
paddyparkinson 27.02.12 10:23pm
tedweasel
Millionaire capitalist: "baffling" resistance to appropriation of surplus value.

More from a textbook later...

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Mandy Lifeboat 27.02.12 9:33pm
Mandy Lifeboat
'Putin wins by a landslide'!

States premature ejaculation society newsletter...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 27.02.12 7:35pm
John Ffitch-Rucker