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UKIP to field candidate who is not mental 2
virtuallywill 20.01.12 3:22pm
writinginbsl
‘Napoleonland’ theme park to close at 6.15p.m. everyday.

Time to run away, Josephine!, http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/9027394/France-plans-Napoleonland.html...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.01.12 2:25pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Crime figures reduced by 10% in 2011

See I said setting the font size at 9 would work...

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tedweasel 20.01.12 2:16pm
tedweasel
Salmond and Cameron deadlocked over who gets RBS & HBOS. More soon. 0
GreenCross 20.01.12 1:59pm
GreenCross
Die Hoff and Die Muppets - German press accused of promoting violence 0
simonjmr 20.01.12 1:52pm
simonjmr
Thames Water find junk in river 7
medici2471 20.01.12 1:38pm
button
Dyslexic conservationist "quite the raconteur"

I think we can do without this one...

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Mr Target 20.01.12 1:38pm
nickb
"You got cocky? Well I got bigger cocky" Kim Jong Un tells Cowell

.. with apologies to Mind Your Language, Benny Hill etc...

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cinquecento 20.01.12 1:06pm
cinquecento
Easyjet denies 'degrading' disabled man. "We treat all our passengers like this"

. . . claims spokesman...

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Al McHogan 20.01.12 12:58pm
Sinnick
Huge prick becomes self-aware - "No danger to mankind" claims Syco spokesman.

. . . time for termination...

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Al McHogan 20.01.12 12:58pm
Al McHogan
Increase in Dec sales upsets Ant

puzzled look later...

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virtuallywill 20.01.12 12:56pm
virtuallywill
Scotland to take its fair share of Romanian Big Issue sellers, insists Cameron 0
cinquecento 20.01.12 12:53pm
cinquecento
"I got too cocky" says Simon Cowell cockily ...

Please no more soon...

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Kramaring 20.01.12 12:23pm
Kramaring
Special forces units gagging to 'neutralize' literally anyone ahead of Olympics

The government put on a special homoerotic display of force in the capital this week, as boats loaded with heavily armed burly looking men roamed the waters of London. Sailing down the Thames with...

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Shandy 20.01.12 12:16pm
dvo4fun
Thames Water bills to be re-named Chinese water torture 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.01.12 12:07pm
Duncan Biscuit
Government clarifies the out-of-work migrants figure excludes Carlos Tevez 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.01.12 12:06pm
Duncan Biscuit
Increase in Dec retail sales excludes Jan returns of ‘Mrs Brown’s Boys’ dvds 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.01.12 12:05pm
Duncan Biscuit
Mancini urges Tevez to join French Club, “Vada a Bordeaux, cazzo”

ancora fra poco, (Explanation/translation here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/9022477/Costa-Concordia-Italians-buy-t-shirts-with-Get-back-on-board-for-s-sake-logo.html )...

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Midfield Diamond 20.01.12 11:50am
Midfield Diamond
Feathers flew as Peacocks announced redundancies 0
victimms 20.01.12 11:14am
victimms
Britain's plan for Olympic glory "will be Homeopathic" claims performance coach

Under new Homeopathic performance metrics that will be employed at the 2012 Olympic games, the British Olympic committee will see a 0.01% and 0.02% medal strike rate as a "roaring success"....

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simonjmr 20.01.12 11:05am
simonjmr
Dental Armandhammergeddon predicted to be minty fresh 0
simonjmr 20.01.12 10:41am
simonjmr
Welsh to foil plans to let you get out of Wales as quickly as possible.

According to Wikileeks...

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Al McHogan 20.01.12 10:31am
Al McHogan
‘Irradiation Gave Me Cancer’ Laments Superhero Creating Spider

George, the infamous arachnid creator of Spiderman, has been diagnosed with terminal cancer, believed to be a result of his massive radiation exposure. From his hospital bed surrounded by cards from...

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UnoEye 20.01.12 10:22am
Perks
Obsessive fan of Scottish poet admitted to serious Burns unit 9
Smart Alex 20.01.12 10:20am
Sinnick
Peacocks in administration, EMU may follow soon

More bird news...

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Quaz 20.01.12 10:16am
Sinnick
Cosmetic surgeons drafted in to remove boobytraps 4
medici2471 20.01.12 10:16am
writinginbsl
'Extreme Manicurist' sets off nail bomb 9
Perks 20.01.12 10:08am
Username
PIP implants fail to meet husband's Great Expectations 8
charlies_hat 20.01.12 10:06am
Username
Wikipedia blacked out site not black - it's '[citation needed]'. 4
charlies_hat 20.01.12 9:36am
writinginbsl
Negative news as Kodak announce administration 4
charlies_hat 20.01.12 9:26am
writinginbsl