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Scots diligently continuing research into doner kebab cancer cure 7
Haywood Manley 09.05.12 11:26am
Scroat
Underpants Bomber Debriefed By CIA 0
charlieworth 09.05.12 11:14am
charlieworth
Frustrated suppliers unable to bill Clintons 0
bonjonelson 09.05.12 10:58am
bonjonelson
Cameron throws bucket of wee over Nick Robinson from top floor window of No. 10

The prime minister was today in further trouble after attempting to shoo Nick Robinson, the BBC Political editor, away from Downing Street by throwing a bucketful of urine at him from the top floor...

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Eskimo 09.05.12 10:22am
Eskimo
Human rights activists demand end to Anglian Water Board

in clerical mix-up "We have to stop them inflicting this torture on ordinary people" says spokesman...

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Bismarck 09.05.12 9:50am
Bismarck
CIA suicide bomber triple agent seeks tribunal ruling over unfair defusing 0
cinquecento 09.05.12 9:29am
cinquecento
English Defence League say there is a vas deferens between them and the BNP

no more later...

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virtuallywill 09.05.12 9:18am
virtuallywill
CIA reveal Al Qaeda Yemini mole is Cat Stevens

Spyring has broken!...

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Scronnyglonkle 09.05.12 9:04am
Scronnyglonkle
New microfibre-semtex hybrid makes incendiary panty line less visible

A new to-die-for range of incendiary panty line brief bombs threatens to fly off the shelves at outlets of the Taliban's favourite shop, Martyrs and Spinsters. The range of exploding underwear, a...

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ronseal 09.05.12 8:51am
Midfield Diamond
Queen's Speech disappoints movie fans: "Colin Firth was much better"

"This was one sequel too far." says Michael Winner...

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ErikP 09.05.12 8:15am
ErikP
You pays your money......

for a buffoon in London and a bouffant at No. 10...

1
Jesse Bigg 09.05.12 8:09am
Jesse Bigg
Swedish women pose greatest airline security threat

A top security expert has warned that Swedish women pose the greatest threat to airline safety following the discovery of a more sophisticated underwear bomb. "I have very specific and creditable...

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A Wagonload Of Monkeys 09.05.12 5:49am
dvo4fun
Vatican issues yet more Papal Bull [edited re-sub]

The Papal Noncio to the UK and Ireland today spoke of his concern about some of last week’s child sex abuse cover-up stories, at a conference for childcare professionals and some unidentified men...

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dvo4fun 09.05.12 5:32am
Yikes
France ditches austerity in favour of magic beans

Deluded Socialist mental-case, and president of france, Francois Hollande is to open the magic catacombs below the Eiffel Tower and extract the magic beans of Louis from within its depths. To...

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Old Hat 09.05.12 5:17am
Yikes
General public step in to "keep law and order" as police stage protest march

Home Secretary Theresa May was said to be "overwhelmed" with offers from the public to help at the protest march planned for Thursday in central London. "It really does show that deep down, the...

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Scroat 09.05.12 5:06am
Yikes
Study finds nobody cares about 99% of things others post on facebook

Even more ironic, I stopped caring about things I post...

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Dumbnews 09.05.12 4:05am
Dumbnews
Bowel specialist's romance began on Faecesbook 3
Underconstruction 09.05.12 12:27am
Dumbnews
Bin Laden papers show a man frustrated at getting shot in the head

Newly released papers from Osama Bin Laden’s hideout reveal a leader living in fear of the ‘mad skillz’ of the US Navy SEALs and struggling to control an unruly network, the US military says....

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08.05.12 11:25pm
Yikes
On his 86th Birthday, Sir David Attenborough announces plans

for a new series entitled "Life in the Toilet" Filming will start in and around Wigan later on this year...

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Bismarck 08.05.12 11:01pm
Bismarck
Tally-ban to outlaw counting under sharithmatic law

There attempts to integrate poorly-derived religious verse into counting is madness" exclaimed one local shop keeper, Qu'dratic, "it just doesn't add up"...

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quango 08.05.12 10:40pm
quango
Man who thinks he is A A Gill 'in critical condition' 1
MrBen 08.05.12 9:42pm
Scroat
Weatherman admits that hurricane rumour was a wind-up 0
MrBen 08.05.12 9:35pm
MrBen
Curry cancer cure put to the test as first patients undertake Keema Therapy.

Had to be done...

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wallster 08.05.12 9:18pm
kga6
Businessman says 'No Deal' to Rangers after opening blues books 2
charlies_hat 08.05.12 9:18pm
MrBen
Runaway lovers Mr Cymbal and Miss Drums commit suicide at Beachy Head

Kerbumtish...

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JohnA 08.05.12 6:49pm
JohnA
Dignitas disapointed by lack of response to customer service questionnaire 1
Iamthestig 08.05.12 5:52pm
dvo4fun
British Boxers announce coalition inspired '12 rounds of kiss and make up'

Following their now infamous press conference which saw scenes that disturbed those who looked on and drew criticism from many saying they brought their profession into disrepute, Cameron and...

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Perks 08.05.12 5:44pm
dvo4fun
Wooden Bygones boat includes Ed Miliband and Andy Carroll

An Olympic celebration boat launched today includes in its construction a host a wooden artefacts. These include a sliver of Jimi Hendrix's guitar, passed OK by Police sniffer dogs and the arborial...

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dvo4fun 08.05.12 5:38pm
kga6
Dinosaur Extinction caused by extreme IBS claim experts

Experts have finally discovered the main cause of the end of the dinosaurs and were surprised to discover that it was due to a global pandemic of Irritable Bowl Syndrome. Professor Mike Smith and his...

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Immunis 08.05.12 5:15pm
Immunis
Curry cancer cure turns Birmingham into Europe's healthiest city

more later...

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Scronnyglonkle 08.05.12 3:23pm
Scronnyglonkle