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Scotland to allow the Gay Gordons at weddings. 0
bonjonelson 11.12.12 9:14pm
John Terry approves of FA plan to give cultural lessons to foreign players 0
Ian 11.12.12 8:27pm
Web monitoring: 'With great power comes great responsibility', says Clegg 1
custard cream 11.12.12 7:53pm
Dick Everyman
Belfast management consultant says fly Union flag to see if anyone salutes it 1
Duncan Biscuit 11.12.12 7:40pm
custard cream
Civil liberty group launches 'mind your own f*****g business' app 1
Dick Everyman 11.12.12 7:39pm
custard cream
Jaguar Land Rover mulls factory in Saudi Arabia to build hands-free car 1
Duncan Biscuit 11.12.12 7:37pm
custard cream
Fiery Hoop Systems launches more stupid IT things you might have to keep up with

Stuff you have to learn to remain employable just got even more bloody frustrating, with the launch of Wazza Point, the new social media in the cloud as a service platform, that promises to...

ronseal 11.12.12 7:35pm
custard cream
"Tax avoidance schemes" most searched term on Google. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 11.12.12 7:20pm
Al OPecia
Lurpak on offer in Asda, says your wife's mother at 6 in the frigging morning

According to a source close to your wife, who has just been positively identified with her mother, Lurpak is 40% off in Asda this week. The news emerged in a phone call that woke you from a dream...

Oxbridge 11.12.12 6:41pm
Belfast greengrocer told to remove onion flag. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 11.12.12 6:31pm
Operation Yewtree to investigate Ventriloquist

Operation Yewtree has been widened to investigate abuse claims brought against Keith Harris, one of the UKs best known Ventriloquists. We cannot tell you the identity of his alleged victim but can...

beagle 11.12.12 6:31pm
Otto Jespersen
Women Bishops question moot as census shows no-one is Christian anymore

Senior Church of England officials have breathed a sigh of relief after the census has revealed their are no Christians left in the UK. "That's a load off.", said a spokesman. "So many issues don't...

apepper 11.12.12 5:13pm
Anonymous officially labelled "a bigger deal than Kony"

When you hear the word anonymous, what comes to mind? Some guy with no life who makes a living off of terrorizing our super efficient government of the people, some human being thing that wrote some...

11.12.12 4:48pm
Supermarkets inexplicably still putting Brussels sprouts in food aisles 19
Oxbridge 11.12.12 4:22pm
Rootin Tootin
Cross dressing loophole paves the way for gay marriages in church

Gay marriage supporters have thrown religious leaders into turmoil over claims that at least five gay weddings have gone ahead this year in a religious setting. One ceremony was even performed by...

Dick Everyman 11.12.12 3:49pm
Dick Everyman
Failed asylum seeker upset at being sent to death row

Dyslexic judge admits he probably meant Heathrow...

Smart Alex 11.12.12 3:13pm
Smart Alex
Herod added to Yewtree list of historic child abuse suspects 0
cinquecento 11.12.12 12:10pm

Scousers called 'Nigel'never get arrested!...

Jesse Bigg 11.12.12 11:59am
Britain not in global maths Top 10 after all, admits British statistician 0
cinquecento 11.12.12 11:39am
Census news: falling Christian numbers due to Muslim pranksters and icy weather. 0
sigmund 11.12.12 11:24am
Vince Cable's 'Full Monty' In Front Of All-Female Reporters - 2nd Anniversary

Voted "Best Naivety Play" of the Christmas season, 2010...

Jesse Bigg 11.12.12 10:54am
Jesse Bigg
Cameron and Osborne Finally Come Clean....

They love being economic anarchists...

Jesse Bigg 11.12.12 10:32am
Jesse Bigg
Matthew Stott in allsorts of trouble says solicitor Stephen Lickrish

Matthew Stott in allsorts of trouble says solicitor Stephen Lickrish...

chickenkiller 11.12.12 10:13am
Clegg opposes web-monitoring, Cameron agrees not to extend it to text messaging 0
medici2471 11.12.12 9:57am
Miliband asks "what's he hiding?" as Clegg opposes web monitoring bill 0
simonjmr 11.12.12 9:45am
CERN Scientist look forward to Christmas Collider Fun Day

Scientist at the CERN Laboratory are looking forward to their annual Christmas Collider Day. The day allows lab workers one spin in the Large Hadron Collider with no restrictions as to what they...

Sheepback 11.12.12 9:32am
Stricken cities urged to up their profile if they want celebrities to care.

Figures from a study released today show that many celebrities are ignoring cities with increased levels of violence and poverty in favour of those suffering less but with a higher international...

Gaz 11.12.12 9:24am
"Guess the Perve" is TV Sensation

The new Saturday night TV show "Guess the Perve" is attracting record viewing figures; members of the public are invited to speculate over the identity of each week's arrested man in his late...

apepper 11.12.12 9:08am
Sarkozy threatens 'right mouthful' for anyone claiming French sperm is inferior 0
DustyBinLaden 11.12.12 8:51am
New bible translation finds that ‘wise men’ were actually Aussie DJs

A new translation of the bible has revealed that the baby Jesus was not visited by wise men or kings from the East as originally thought, but Australian radio DJs. Oxford University’s Professor...

ianslat 11.12.12 8:38am