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Man with date of birth tattooed on arm beginning to fear he’s showing his age 7
Vertically Challenged Giant 12.10.11 10:06am
tedweasel
Afghan opium production 'at all time high" 1
simonjmr 12.10.11 10:05am
writinginbsl
Dr Fox "we can deploy Comic Sans within 30 minutes"

Embattled Dr Liam Fox has today announced that the UK can deploy "Comic Sans" within 30 minutes, in the hope that this news will deflect attention away from the Werrity scandal that has erupted...

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simonjmr 11.10.11 3:04pm
simonjmr
SHOPPERS TO WEAR VIRTUAL REALITY GLASSES IN SHOPPING CENTRES.

FOLLOWING the recent story that a man was told to delete photographs of his daughter taken in Braehead Shopping Centre in Glasgow by Police and Security staff, the Scottish Government has today...

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delightfullyodd 11.10.11 2:31pm
delightfullyodd
Africa to hold Band Aid concert for poverty stricken UK

The governments of Ethiopia, Kenya and Somalia are to hold 3 simultanious concerts for the poor and needy families in the UK. One official told us that he realised something had to be done when he...

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Perks 12.10.11 8:28am
TokyoTomato
New 'We Told You So' android app enrages downed blackberry users 0
vertical 11.10.11 1:34pm
vertical
"Universe is leaning slightly", claims builders of Big Ben

The building company who constructed St Stephen's clock tower (generally known as "Big Ben") have claimed that the entire universe is tilted by .26 degrees. "This is a huge problem.", they went on,...

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apepper 11.10.11 1:45pm
writinginbsl
Hackers say iJobs is riddled with bugs 1
witless 11.10.11 1:18pm
AvidReader
West Ham lose ebay auction for Olympic stadium to mystery bidder 'Cambs€101' 0
button 11.10.11 11:27am
button
Saw 8 flops after Jigsaw bows to health and safety regulations

Fans of excessively gory horror films with ludicrous plots have been left disappointed by the latest instalment of the popular Saw franchise. Saw 8, developed in secret amongst much speculation,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 11.10.11 11:16am
Vertically Challenged Giant
OK to make jokes about disabilities of people you don't like, research finds 0
DrTurmoil 11.10.11 10:42am
DrTurmoil
Mcartney admits Nancy had been acting as a "go between" during previous marriage

less chance of rolling off, /'\ rather than /'...

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Rowly 11.10.11 10:53am
Scroat
All references to BIG BEN now must be written in Italics

[i]BIG BEN [/i]more later...

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Rowly 11.10.11 11:32am
witless
Turn to the Far Right "Accidental" says Paulo di Canio 0
medici2471 11.10.11 10:08am
medici2471
Renault targets impulse killer market with extra boot space

is nothing sacred here....

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vertical 11.10.11 2:39pm
Midfield Diamond
Braehead shopping centre changes Photo Shopping policy

The owners of Braehead shopping centre have agreed that pictures of smiling customers can once again be PhotoShopped to look miserable, as they do NOT represent the majority of their visitors....

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witless 11.10.11 6:38pm
witless
Royal Mail withdraws UK Landmarks stamp series in terror threat fears 0
pere floza 11.10.11 8:53am
pere floza
Fantatist Dr Fox and Werrity 0
simonjmr 11.10.11 8:40am
simonjmr
Migrants may soon teach history in UK schools 0
roybland 11.10.11 8:40am
roybland
"Inflation out of control - shoe bill doubled" says McCartney 2
andhrimnir 11.10.11 9:20am
medici2471
Tesco launch “Fetch” produced from pure pedigree dogs

Tesco announce their launch of a new range of foods produced from excess to requirement pet dogs. Recipes developed by TV chef Hugh Burnley-Whittinghall hit the shelves tomorrow including Boxer dog...

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witless 11.10.11 1:38pm
AvidReader
Fox hounded from office

The hunt is on...

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apepper 11.10.11 1:44pm
AvidReader
Tescos deny encouraging murderers to shop at Asda 1
Runestone Cowboy 11.10.11 8:42am
medici2471
Liam Fox can't be sacked because, and I'm not making this up, he has a cat!

Apparently...

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bonjonelson 11.10.11 8:02am
bonjonelson
BBC claims Big Ben leaning to right, parliamentary debate demanded

In a biased news story yesterday, the BBC caused a furore by claiming that Big Ben is leaning to the right. Labour spokesman Timothy Tide disputes the report and claims that “from my view point,...

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witless 11.10.11 7:39am
witless
Defence Minister's wife found second man in marital bed

The wife of beleaguered Defence Secretary Liam Fox said she was surprised one night to find her husband's friend Adam Werritty in bed with them. 'But when Adam produced a business card saying he was...

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roybland 11.10.11 1:03pm
vertical
Essex girl gives birth after double doner kebab

Inspired by Amber Miller who ran the Chicago Marathon and then gave birth, Chelsea Trivett, 15, was already 2 weeks overdue when she opted to go for the famed Mighty Micky's Munch Bar Double Doner...

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brownpaperreporter 11.10.11 7:11am
brownpaperreporter
Pricks from Slough branch leave bitter taste in Blackberry crumble

‘RIM can kiss my arse’ say smartphone users, Blackberry inundated with letters of complaint...

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Gerontius 11.10.11 6:55am
Gerontius
Abominable snowman discovery sparks fears he'll seek asylum and jump house queue

A story in the Daily Mail that the Abominable Snowman is about to be unveiled has provoked a furious reader response, with letter writers complaining he will seek asylum, jump to the head of the...

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ronseal 10.10.11 10:33pm
ronseal
Cameron urges crackdown on visitors to MoD

Prime Minister David Cameron has announced a crackdown on unauthorized visitors to the Ministry of Defence.,  , He said he wants 'everyone in the country' to 'help reclaim our Minstry of Defence...

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roybland 10.10.11 10:10pm
roybland