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Waterstones creates "Sloppy fan fiction" section after success of 50 shades 0
simonjmr 02.07.12 9:22am
simonjmr
Athletes to strike for extra pay during Olympics 2
jp1885 02.07.12 9:00am
daneade
2.6m unemployed accused by Daily Mail of massive scale tax avoidance 0
charlies_hat 02.07.12 8:43am
charlies_hat
Film breaks out on set of new Jackie Chan movie 8
simonhansen 02.07.12 8:37am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Khan Noonien Singh brands Klingons 'creepy and evil' 0
Ian Searle 02.07.12 8:12am
Ian Searle
Cash strapped NHS trust to re-introduce the tar bucket.

With type 2 diabetes at record levels and resultant amputations being performed on a daily basis, South Essex Hospital management has decided money must be saved., After an internal audit showed the...

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DroleNoel 02.07.12 7:17am
DroleNoel
Bob Diamond to sue Newscorp for Libor in high court 0
Scronnyglonkle 02.07.12 7:12am
Scronnyglonkle
Richard Branson sets new world record for self-publicity 0
Ian Searle 02.07.12 7:08am
Ian Searle
Scientologists brand Murdoch 'creepy and evil'

More later...

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Ian 02.07.12 6:26am
Ian
Richard Branson becomes first person to walk across the English Channel. 0
Ian Searle 02.07.12 6:10am
Ian Searle
Local man upgrades to less dumb phone 0
Dumbnews 02.07.12 4:57am
Dumbnews
"Who Gives A Fuck" To Be Added To US Ballot In November

"Who Gives A Fuck" has beaten out intense competition from "Politicans Are Human Scum" and "They're Both Wankers" to emerge as the official third party candidate in this year's American elections....

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Textbook 02.07.12 1:00am
Textbook
Bookies slash odds on a Briton wining the Olympic Flame relay 0
bonjonelson 01.07.12 8:33pm
bonjonelson
'50 shades of gey' best selling book in Brighton. 0
MADJEZ 01.07.12 7:40pm
MADJEZ
Euro final, anthems replaced with 'Una paloma blanca' and 'Shaddupyaface'.

Rogue England fans sought. More soon...

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MADJEZ 01.07.12 7:36pm
MADJEZ
50 Shades of Grey will now have a Chav Style Follow up

After the phenomenal success of sales with 50 Shades of Grey, the author has decided to release a second & third book in the series aimed at the Chav community after repeated requests from Tracy...

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Timerman 01.07.12 7:35pm
Timerman
'Withdraw life-support' from George Osborne call

Demands are growing at Westminster for the withdrawal of life-support from Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne. Osborne, who is rarely seen in public and is believed to have been in a...

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roybland 01.07.12 6:00pm
roybland
Wales to go online with Minitel

Walles to go onlline with minitell ll ll...

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miked10270 01.07.12 1:17pm
miked10270
Gold for Britain as Thomas beats Bolt .

Britain gained a surprise gold medal in the men’s one hundred metre final . Jamaican Usain Bolt who was expected to easily win was shocked to be beaten and also see his world record smashed by...

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mrlemoncurry 01.07.12 12:56pm
mrlemoncurry
'Wrong flame' mix up causes Olympic torch relay to be rerun.

There were embarrassed faces at the LOCOG as it emerged that the Jubilee beacon and Olympic flames had been mixed up. It is thought to have started as a prank by junior members of both teams after a...

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MADJEZ 01.07.12 11:24am
MADJEZ
Online gamers become first to complete Internet on hardest setting

Two unemployed men from Woking in Surrey have become the first people to complete The Internet on the hardest setting, game designer Sir Tim Berners-Lee confirmed today. 34 year old Michael Roberts...

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grumblechops 01.07.12 11:16am
Gerontius
Wiltshire man to be ONLY person in UK NOT to carry the sodding Olympic torch. 1
MADJEZ 01.07.12 10:54am
LAPD honour guard to beat Rodney King's coffin with sticks at funeral.

Before firing a volley of teargas over the crowd., More soon...

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MADJEZ 01.07.12 10:47am
MADJEZ
Platini changes for Euro 2020.

Uefa president Michel Platini has indicated there may be changes in the holding of the European Championships after 2020 . First the tournament could be held in thirteen locations in different...

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mrlemoncurry 01.07.12 12:22am
mrlemoncurry
No free NHS help for victims of rogue crystal healers

Most NHS Trusts in England and Wales have confirmed today they will not be providing free medical treatment for conditions caused by rogue crystal healers. Pixie Moonbeam, from Nottinghamshire, is...

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bonjonelson 30.06.12 10:38pm
Yikes
Everyone who ‘backed the bid’ picked for Team GB

Following criticism that David Beckham should have been included in the GB Olympic football team for all his hard work in helping to win the Games for London, the British Olympic Association (BOA)...

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ianslat 30.06.12 10:34pm
Yikes
Dyslexics celebrate 'Formed Arses Day' with a march past. 2
MADJEZ 30.06.12 5:31pm
Haywood Manley
Britain's banks downgraded to 'bastards'

Britain’s banks are under fire once again, after rating agency Moody’s downgraded them to ‘a shower of bastards’. While investors at HSBC are still regarded by many observers as...

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Nunnion Splendacular 30.06.12 4:38pm
Ironduke
Katy Holmes cites religious differences. She's a Christian he's a whack-job. 3
MADJEZ 30.06.12 4:36pm
MADJEZ
London 2012: East London residents march over missiles

The UK government plans to deploy the weapons on six sites in London East London residents opposed to plans to site surface-to-air missiles on roofs for security during the Olympics, are marching...

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Timerman 30.06.12 4:32pm
Ironduke