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Justin Bieber To Quit Music Over Lack Of Critical Recognition 0
Textbook 4 years

Justin Bieber may have millions of adoring teenage fans and indeed the millions of dollars spent by those millions of fans. His face is on computer screens, TV screens, best-selling CDs, a popular...

Scientists create human-ape hybrid. Rooney sues for copyright breach. 2
Son of Barnabas 4 years

Winehouse dubbed “heroine” by top heroin dealer 0
nickb 4 years

Britain’s top drugs dealer paid tribute to Amy Winehouse, calling her an “A class ambassador for class A drugs”. The dealer, who asked not to be named, was speaking from his multimillion pound...

All BBC cafeterias to move to Salford, staff voice concern 0
nickb 4 years

The BBC is to move all staff catering facilities to its new Salford Quays complex. Staff in London say they could face round trip journeys of as long as two days to get lunch or a snack. But BBC...

Winehouse dies, Pete Doherty to play Kerry Katona in the final. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Will all those with Amy Winehouse jokes please form a line. 1
Iscariot 4 years

It's what she would have wanted...

ToysRUs recall ‘Hadron Kaleidoscope’ product after black hole consumes toddler. 6
Corrigan 4 years
Fussy young dung beetles spurning dung, older beetles complain 4
Oxbridge 4 years

To zoologists, they are nature’s great recyclers, the 5,000 or so species that feed on faeces and maintain the ecological balance of the deserts, farmlands, forests and grasslands of the world....

Hate me! Hate me again! says Nick Clegg, pissing on the Cenotaph 11
FraserWords 4 years

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg today threw several impoverished students, a cute puppy dog and Sir Bruce Forsyth onto a blazing bonfire of the lovely frocks of a naked, shivering Duchess of...

Celebrities criticised for failing to make trite comments about Amy Winehouse 2
FraserWords 4 years

Dozens of celebrities faced mounting criticism today for failing to make trite comments about Amy Winehouse via various social networks., “It’s almost as if they think their opinions don’t...

Frank Miller detained at airport after his gonads set off metal detectors. 5
Corrigan 4 years

In an ironic twist of fate, given he is about to release an anti-al Qaeda/Islamist graphic novel , comic book author Frank Miller was detained by airport security yesterday after his testicles set...

Google stumbles on unique revenue generating model of charging users 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Mobiles Show Us The Light 0
victimms 4 years

The world renowned Psychic Derek Acorah has struck a deal with Apple. He plans to release his own range of mobile phones. The I’m-Dead will now enable you to speak to, not only your living...

Pipe Smoker of the Year 2011 to be awarded posthumously. More soon. 5
dominic_mcg 4 years
Flightless, South American bird wins "rhea of the year" award. More soon. 4
dominic_mcg 4 years
Queen says factory visit was 'shit' 12
theboot 4 years

Officials at Buckingham Palace are remaining tight-lipped following the Queen's visit to a newly opened, chemical engineering plant in the West Midlands today., Staff at Prentice Chemicals in...

Sky divers bemoan low fish stocks 0
Dick Everyman 4 years
Tongue-slip sees Nicky Campbell pull out of Jo Brand's 'Big Fact Hunt' 9
f0zz 4 years

I'm so sorry...

Nitrous Oxide released in school assembly - "not funny" says headmaster 0
Dick Everyman 4 years
Newly converted vegetarian receives a standing pescetarian 0
simonjmr 4 years
Giles Coren may not inherit his father’s humour empire. 19
nickb 4 years

As News International slides deeper and deeper into crisis, it emerged that Giles Coren may not inherit his father Alan’s powerful humour empire. The late Alan Coren is fondly remembered for his...

Police pull over Amy Winehouse bandwagon for overcrowding. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Parliament Recalled To Debate All The Rest Of It. 1
Drylaw 4 years

The PM began proceedings in the conventional manner:"Mr Speaker I have had meetings this morning and later I will be having more and all the rest of it.", Speaker called Mr Ed Miliband who said:"Can...

Council wants to put me in a prefab - I said "no,no,no" 0
Dick Everyman 4 years
Israeli orchestra’s Wagner concert starts tit-for-tat reconciliation war 0
Qoxiivi 4 years

The Israeli chamber orchestra has struck a telling blow in what experts fear could turn into a never-ending war of contrition between Israel and its historical enemies. Roberto Paternostro’s...

US to appoint Paul "When numbers get serious" Simon to manage debt crisis 0
simonjmr 4 years
"Amy's gone but I wish it'd been Fearne Cotton" 0
simonjmr 4 years

To paraphrase Neil Young More soon...

Libertarian groups say Google Mind Peek® is a step too far. 1
Corrigan 4 years

A consortium of civil liberties organisations has attacked the introduction of the new software application Google Mind Peek. After download, the device allows internet users to view a visual...

Amy Winehouse tribute album to be called "Back to Blue" 0
Iamthestig 4 years

Available through stiff records...

Scouts take over from British army in Helmand 1
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

British forces in Afghanistan have successfully handed over control of security in Helmand Province to the 1st Lashkar Gah scouts group. This followed weeks when scouts holding the Hiker badge have...