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Jamie Oliver and Gok to do joint show on mincing. 0
Maverick 05.05.12 11:30pm
Police forced to abandon 'can I use your lavatory?' ploy

Police forces throughout England are abandoning what they once regarded as a major weapon in the fight against crime - asking to use the lavatory as a cover for searching for evidence in a suspect's...

roybland 05.05.12 9:21pm
Triumphant workers spark celebrations across the UK

The May bank holiday weekend has, once again, seen spontaneous mass celebrations by workers celebrating their successful struggle against capitalism. Alan Jones, a scaffolder from Dunstable, emerged...

Mandy Lifeboat 05.05.12 8:59pm
Twitter community safe as Ferdinand returns to fitness

The Twitter community has been celebrating the return of footballer Rio Ferdinand to the Manchester United first team after a spell out through injury. The defender, 30, suffered a back injury...

dannyboy206 05.05.12 8:26pm
Alcoholics Anonymous furious about new reality show "My big fat tipsy wedding". 0
dominic_mcg 05.05.12 7:10pm
Mixed fortunes for racists at Wembley 0
dvo4fun 05.05.12 6:17pm
Olympic Security

Health and Safety Executive declare Olympic site a "Hard Hat" area after MoD deployment of missiles on rooftops...

Colin S 05.05.12 5:09pm
Colin S
2 MCs and 1 DJ 8
grumblechops 05.05.12 2:25pm
Muamba feeds 5000

Bolton Wanderers midfielder and possible returned Messiah Fabrice Muamba today enhanced his Jesus credentials by feeding 5000 starving, emaciated Bolton supporters with frozen Hawaiian pizzas from...

daneade 05.05.12 1:01pm
Midsomer police cancel leave as billionaire with 5 ex-wives and 13 kids moves in 0
Yikes 05.05.12 10:07am
Duchess of York on trial in Turkey for impersonating royalty. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.05.12 9:21am
Burger King and Pepsi to sponsor terrorism during London Olympics. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 05.05.12 9:15am
Boris J rules out PM aspirations. No he doesnt...yes he he... 0
Underconstruction 05.05.12 9:02am
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses that he is NoW's Mazher Mahmood 0
charlies_hat 05.05.12 9:00am
You pays your money......

for a buffoon in London and a bouffant at No. 10...

Jesse Bigg 05.05.12 8:15am
Jesse Bigg
Boost to UK fruit industry as gorvernment stockpile banana skins

The government has placed massive orders to replace deplenished stocks of banana skins...

apepper 05.05.12 8:08am
New runway for Heathrow bypasses planning application regulations

Ok, here's a picture:,

Sinnick 05.05.12 6:34am
Yauch epitaph to be 'I told you I was illin'' 0
05.05.12 6:04am
Which is the best Olympic throwing event? Discus. 1
dominic_mcg 04.05.12 10:38pm
Smart Alex
Navy Seals accused of "juggling fish" while protecting Obama. 0
nickb 04.05.12 10:17pm
Olympic Boxing no picnic as the knuckle sandwich becomes a thing of the past

New sports science research has revealed that the vulnerable, complex and delicate bone structure of a boxer’s hand is more at risk of fight-damage than are the two bony lumps in a boxer’s head....

dvo4fun 04.05.12 10:06pm
Local bellend visits Starbucks just to give barista fake name

Weeks after high-street coffee giant Starbucks began its "Names on Cups" campaign to personalise their customers' beverage experience, tiresome prick Dave Henderson finally got round to pestering...

Mr Target 04.05.12 10:05pm
Boris and Ken agree to share power till result declared 0
nickb 04.05.12 10:04pm
Friends and family key to councillor triumph

Local man Barry Parsons was narrowly elected as St. Mary’s ward councillor last night mustering 13 votes to his opponent's 11 on a record low turnout. Parsons's slightly larger circle of friends...

BAJDixon 04.05.12 10:02pm
GP struck off for not telling patients to lose weight and drink less

A disgraced doctor in rural Cambridgeshire who neglected to advise some of his patients to go on a diet and cut down on their alcohol intake has been struck off the medical register. The General...

Midfield Diamond 04.05.12 9:10pm
Office manager using green ink and messenger bag in new round of affectations. 0
Maverick 04.05.12 9:10pm
Single currency supporters to replace the phrase 'spend a penny' with 'euronate' 1
Smart Alex 04.05.12 9:03pm
If Rap Songs Really Told It Like It Is

They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron...

04.05.12 8:25pm
NHS to update Waiting Room onscreen displays

[thanks to Midfield Diamond for the idea - maybe we can squeeze a collective Left Alert out of this ? or just have a laugh ] Following criticism that their Waiting Room displays are being ignored,...

Sinnick 04.05.12 6:01pm
Laxative inventor flushed with pride 0
cinquecento 04.05.12 4:34pm