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Woman arrested for saying ‘bang, bang’ named by police as Nancy Sinatra 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
James Naughtie gets the go-ahead to say ‘Jeremy Hunt’ 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
John Galliano Claims Jews Are The New Blacks 8
thisisall1word 4 years

ok - hope that's not offensive I'm pussying out of just leaving the headline to stand and adding this here to make sure that y'all understand that the joke is on the fashiontwat and no-one else. Yes...

The butler didn't do it, Pope confirms 0
CAC 4 years

The Pope yesterday invited senior Catholics into his drawing room to announce that despite being 'not quite one of us and frankly rather common,' the butler wasn't the one who murdered Jesus. 'He...

Double-blind, placebo-controlled study proves iPad more effective than Viagra 3
Dumbnews 4 years
Twitter now most popular website no one understands 0
Dumbnews 4 years

I look at these "twitter feeds" and can't make heads or tails of it?! It looks like I am staring at C++ code with all those ### signs....

Charlie Sheen's Twitter shock revelation 0
gaijintendo 4 years

Charlie not as less witty as his team of script-writers would have us believe.

Gadaffi unable to join Facebook, photo too large 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Steve Jobs claims new iPad makes you 10% cooler and 15% sexier 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Cameron urges Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi to consider coalition government... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
England cricketers nervous about forthcoming friendly against Vatican City... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
"No News is Good News" says Murdoch... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
As Mr Men the carton by Roger Hargreaves moves to the big screen 4
4 years

his children are exilherated that Charlie sheen has signed up for the role of Mr Sensible...

Farting Dentist thought he would be let off. 0
4 years
Libya no-fly zone to be enforced by British stealth fighters. 0
be reasonable 4 years

Liam Fox, the "Defence" (sic) Secretary, today announced that the no-fly zone over Libya will be enforced by the latest generation of British stealth fighters, which until now have been classified as...

10,000 monkeys with HD cameras reproduce entire works of Spielberg 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Steve Jobs flags as spam any email not "Sent from someone's iPad" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Apple curious about new "Sent via Facebook Mobile" technology 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Gadaffi's reign looking increasingly likely to end... 5
mortal_wombat 4 years

ludicrous military uniform and gold braid industries fear immediate recession...

"Well, woman?" clinic criticised for aggressive, sexist attitudes... 11
be reasonable 4 years

more tears soon...

The Louvre opens new gallery of life-sized portraits of former dictators 0
Dumbnews 4 years
BOA accept funding from BBC as they set up HQ in the Queen Vic 0
brownpaperreporter 4 years
England call up O'Brien, Mooney ahead of South Africa clash. 0
Golgo13 4 years
Gadaffi finds new career selling life-sized portraits of himself on eBay 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Prime Minister reported to be a downloaded copy 0
OldThingy 4 years

There are now thousands of photographs and media images of our PM on the news and the internet. The public are warned to be vigilant. Any images you see may well be just copies of the original and...

Libyan 'no fly' zone to be extended to exclude other insects. 4
John Wiltshire 4 years
No fly directive causes Gadaffi to hang out in Libya 5
beau-jolly 4 years

More open-trousers japes to follow...

Libyan protestors start blasting Carly Simon's, "You're so vain" 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Church of England 'forces women into bobble hats' 3
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

The Church of England confirmed yesterday that it will soon require female adherents to cover their heads in public, and that the covering should be ‘fluffy, preferably woollen, with a pom-pom on...

O'Leary buys out Vatican, launches RyanPrayer. More Soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 4 years

£4.50 for communion, Wine extra at a tenner...