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| First upgrade to David Cameron announced | 0 |  |
Jaffacakes | 3 years |
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At a glitzy press event today in Bournemouth conference centre, the first upgrade to Prime Minister David Cameron was announced by Conservative spokesman William Hague. 'Wow what a great year it's... |
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| George Michael abandons appeal after first night of prison sex | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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was not as bad as he had imagined ,according to an insider said "they could not keeps their hands off each other "... |
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| Queen's gift to Pope | 1 | |
Son of Barnabas | 3 years |
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http://www.24dash.com/media/image/2010/09/16/28840/300_Image_PA_pope_queen.jpg Elizabeth: We’d like you to accept this gift from the British people. It’s the international paedophile register.... |
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| Children surprised by new Popemobile design | 1 | |
ianslat | 3 years |
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http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/child_catcher_chitty.jpg... |
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| Gavin Henson Admits He Can't Remember What He Does For a Living. | 1 | |
IABP | 3 years |
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In an exclusive interview with BBC Anglesey Gavin Henson said he had no idea what he did for a living and neither does anyone else. He's also temporarily forgotten he's married with kids but he... |
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| Dutch Pot Noodles win Moreish snack of the year competition | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
| Psychic network to start first -1 Television channel | 0 | |
Iamthestig | 3 years |
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"Bringing you the future - Now"... |
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| Penalty strike subject to spot betting investigations. | 2 | |
simonjmr | 3 years |
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Football was under investigation last night after a penalty was awarded and fans and team mates were heard saying "I bet he scores that" More soon... |
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| Newsbiscuit server crashes as Pope announces he'll lead "Assembly of Children" | 0 | |
Lightbringer | 3 years |
| Rev’d Ian Paisley launches a protest against Popery. Dried flowers are removed. | 0 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| 'Dangerous shapes' act aims to stamp out vicious circles. | 0 | |
Zadok the second | 3 years |
| Pope accuses Scottish Altar Boy of 'inappropriate touching' | 0 | |
R R | 3 years |
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Altar Boy transferred to take up duties in Twickenham - 'well out of harm's way' - as clergy turn a blind eye to the accusations . . ... |
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| spring chickens to relax membership guidelines after census | 0 | |
arrghgarry | 3 years |
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reveals dwindling numbers... |
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| Balding says ‘dyke’ comment ‘felt, but in no way looked, like a kick in teeth' | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Two year old who smoked cannabis ‘made a hash of it’ | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Pope says use of immigration cap would be immoral and unnatural | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Sunday Times to apologise for pejorative synonym to Clare Recedinghairline | 0 | |
Duncan Biscuit | 3 years |
| Lennon killer refused parole until he agrees to put Noel Edmonds on death list. | 0 | |
Stan Laurel | 3 years |
| Cheering children disappointed to find Popemobile didn't actually sell ice cream | 4 | |
Chip Paper | 3 years |
| MOD to replace Trident with web link to Smethwick Advertiser | 0 | |
Nobby Holder | 3 years |
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After consultation with MOD officials the government has agreed to scrap Trident as the UKs number one military defence deterrent and will instead go ahead with plans to link The Smethwick Advertiser... |
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| Aliens may suffer from irritable bowel syndrome , scientists warn | 0 | |
Gary Stanton | 3 years |
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Scientists working in the field of exobiology believe that alien life forms would have evolved along similar lines to human beings and share basic anatomical features, including a digestive tract and... |
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| Union Leaders Could Run Out of Things to Moan About by 2012, warns report | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
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An interim report has stated that Union leaders may run out of things to moan about by 2012. If leaders keep moaning at their current rate then they'll almost certainly run dry by late October 2012.... |
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| Actor guilty of murder claims he was just character acting for his next role. | 0 | |
Basil_B | 3 years |
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Norman Bates in Psycho... |
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| New iPhone App to Make Pope's Speeches Audible, Vibrant and Relevant | 0 | |
IABP | 3 years |
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now available. Download today... |
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| MC Hammer 'stable' after man Touches This | 10 | |
Passepartout | 3 years |
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Rapper-turned-preacher MC Hammer - real name Stanley Kirk Burrell - was last night said to be in a stable condition, a day after it was confirmed that a Kent man had succeeded in Touching This.... |
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| Keep your dreams realistic, says Dr. Phil | 0 | |
Dumbnews | 3 years |
| "Atheists are like Nazis" claims ex-Hitler Youth Pope | 1 | |
rickwestwell | 3 years |
| Dawkins calls for suicide bombings as Pope defiles unholy city of Edinburgh. | 1 | |
the coarse whisperer | 3 years |
| Queen meets with 'Leader of the opposition' | 1 | |
MADJEZ | 3 years |
| Thousands gather in Glasgow for Susan Boyle outdoor gig | 0 | |
LostLad | 3 years |
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Some old German bloke in frock is support act... |
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