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Singer misses Grammys after one too many grammies 0
dvo4fun 13.02.12 1:18pm
dvo4fun
Wheelchair menace threatens Midlands city

The Chief Constable of Nottingham today appealed to the Government for additional funding to tackle the growing threat of motorised wheelchair and disabled scooter gangs. “The city centre is...

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Major Clanger 13.02.12 1:04pm
Major Clanger
Ice-fall woman, 90, accused of ‘diving’ by off-duty football ref.

The Football Association has granted pensioner Edith Perkins the right of appeal against a straight red card shown her by off-duty football referee Ron Withenshaw. The incident occurred during a...

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malgor 13.02.12 1:01pm
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Abu Qatada tipped as next England manager

Commentators have predicted that extremist preacher Abu Qatada will soon be appointed England football manager on the grounds that he will be paid less than if he claimed welfare benefits. The...

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roybland 13.02.12 12:57pm
roybland
BBC annouce new post watershed entertainment show "Gloryhole in the wall" 2
button 13.02.12 12:55pm
button
British Museum offer bailiff services in case of Greek default

The British Museum Plc, the world reknowned debt collection agency, has entered into the first round of tendering for the prized contract of repossessing Greece's assets if they fall behind in their...

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quango 13.02.12 12:51pm
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Saudi cannabis smoker stoned 9
medici2471 13.02.12 12:46pm
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Kevin Costner weeps as co-star Whitney described as '..and actress' 4
MADJEZ 13.02.12 12:42pm
Drylaw
911 call tape released, 'Houston, we have a problem' 3
Immunis 13.02.12 12:37pm
Major Clanger
Infant shows Levinson Enquiry vandalised ceiling ornament

“my mobile’s been hacked”...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 13.02.12 12:37pm
kimllfixit
Tanned tabloid journalist accused of lying in The Sun

Surely must have done before but an admittedly very quick Internet search seems to say not...

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Smart Alex 13.02.12 12:36pm
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So a man's had a baby? Oh per-lease, says columnist. Women do it all the time

Janet Street Porter was cock a hoop this morning, after friends say she has identified a new seam of sexism in the media. It's hoped the discovery could support about a year's worth of columns. The...

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ronseal 13.02.12 12:32pm
ronseal
Sport in crisis as footballers leave teams to help communities

A recent spate of highly paid footballers leaving their teams to become voluntary 5-a-side coaches and scout masters has resulted in a catastrophic shortage of Premiership players. Many of the...

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kimllfixit 13.02.12 12:29pm
kimllfixit
Petrol station flowers a more acceptable Valentine gift than graveyard flowers

Valentine's Day flowers bought at the last minute from a petrol station forecourt are better received by a beloved than flowers stolen in a panic from a graveyard according to a survey by Bride...

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roybland 13.02.12 12:23pm
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Large television sets blamed for decline in huddling

The traditional practice of families huddling around their TV sets is almost obsolete since the development of sets with larger screens, a government report on the state of the family warns. The...

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roybland 13.02.12 12:16pm
Major Clanger
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three wrongs make a writ 0
ronseal 13.02.12 11:08am
ronseal
Astronaut has second thoughts on 'The DaVinci Code'

"I tried reading it back on Earth", admitted NASA astronaut Eugene C. Warpfactor, "and to be totally honest, once I'd put it down I couldn't pick it up. However, up here in the weightless conditions...

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Smart Alex 13.02.12 10:57am
medici2471
Whitney gags 1
cinquecento 13.02.12 10:50am
button
2013 Grammy's to include 'best hyperbole for this years dead addict' award

jeez - it's getting on my nerves...

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charlies_hat 13.02.12 10:47am
button
LA medics, pioneers in back catalogue resuscitation 0
medici2471 13.02.12 10:46am
medici2471
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Arse. Just seen below and withrawn quietly...

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beau-jolly 13.02.12 10:37am
beau-jolly
Popularity of Flat screens linked to decline of sex on TV. 2
Zen 13.02.12 10:31am
dvo4fun
TV advert's jolly pensioners actually in Wonga poverty 0
medici2471 13.02.12 10:28am
medici2471
Dalglish's Mum makes Kenny say sorry for not tidying his room properly in 1962 0
charlies_hat 13.02.12 10:19am
charlies_hat
SmithKlineBeecham releases Finlax for quantitative easing 0
cinquecento 13.02.12 9:40am
cinquecento
Children Once More Free to Sweep Chimneys

David Cameron joined in the celebration of Charles Dickens’ birth today by announcing the return of child labour to the UK. Two hundred years after the birth of the author who is often credited...

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LizzyG 13.02.12 9:13am
writinginbsl
It's the end of the line for Houston 1
ronseal 13.02.12 9:04am
writinginbsl
Charlie from BUPA ad admits faking war record.

Charlie the loveable pensioner from the latest BUPA ad campaign has broken down and confessed after journalists investigated his background. In the tv Ad he claims to be 83 and goes onto say he won...

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MADJEZ 13.02.12 8:58am
writinginbsl
FOOTBALLER APOLOGISES!! In other news, riots, bombings etc. 0
Vertically Challenged Giant 13.02.12 8:51am
Vertically Challenged Giant
Athens riots awarded AAA rating 0
roybland 13.02.12 8:27am
roybland