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"Grandad Says That Cameron And Osborne......

.Should use a box of matches like former PM, Alec Douglas-Home did in order to, learn economics."...

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Jesse Bigg 06.10.11 8:54pm
Jesse Bigg
GOOD SAMARITAN SOMEHOW STILL MASSIVE ARSEHOLE

Despite heroically diving in front of a lorry to save an old lady from being run over, Good samaritan and local charity worker Dave Hitchens was somehow, still an arsehole, it emerged last night. ...

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Peter749400 07.10.11 5:23pm
dvo4fun
Brazilian Women a stick-on for 2016 Olympic Beach Stroll Back and Forwards Event 0
Drylaw 06.10.11 8:17pm
Drylaw
Mac users at risk from new worm threat 0
LittleSpender 06.10.11 7:44pm
LittleSpender
Rooney ready to play Capello at Guess Who 0
simonjmr 06.10.11 6:54pm
simonjmr
Jo Malone launches 'Candles for men'

Advertising feature Flickering, aromatic candles are truly something to savour. They wreathe a room with wonderful scents and decorate it with dancing light. Now men - married, single or permanently...

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Zadok the second 07.10.11 2:02pm
Zadok the second
Somerset farmer confused by floral tributes laid at his gate.

Mr Stephen Jobs, of Taunton, professed bemusement at the sudden proliferation of floral tributes and half-eaten apples left at his gate today. “I’m not dead, I’ve just been busy in the...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 06.10.11 5:50pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Steve Jobs refused life-saving upgrade after being deprecated by God

Yes, I own an iPhone 3G - why do you ask?...

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JohnA 06.10.11 5:38pm
JohnA
BBC Bulletin: 2000 jobs to be cut in the ne 0
kga6 06.10.11 5:28pm
kga6
BBC redundancy reports latest from London, Manchester, Edinburgh, Bristol, Leeds

, Newcastle, Glasgow, Paris, Bonn, Berlin, Madrid, Bilbao, Lisbon, Rome, Perugia, Beirut, Damascus, Baghdad, just outside Zimbabwe, Nairobi, Islamabad, Mumbai, Bangkok, Johannesburg, Tokyo, Hong...

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Al OPecia 06.10.11 4:59pm
Al OPecia
Amazement as Transformers win Nobel prize for Literature. 0
martin2381 06.10.11 4:43pm
martin2381
Sarah Palin won't run for president. Prefers a gentle stroll. 0
martin2381 06.10.11 4:38pm
martin2381
That Osbornne Cut leads to the loss of BBC prooofreaders. 1
dvo4fun 06.10.11 4:30pm
Clarky
Man who wants to change the world realises he needs a bigger nappy. 1
martin2381 06.10.11 10:15pm
Drylaw
Turnip's fury as swede wins Nobel Prize

Root vegetables everywhere are protesting that the Nobel prize for Literature has gone to a swede. A spokesman for the Nobel committee pointed out that a swede is a type of turnip. "Tell that to the...

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apepper 06.10.11 5:03pm
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Steve Job's last words, "Sent from my iPad" 0
Dumbnews 06.10.11 3:51pm
Dumbnews
White revealed as the new black - BNP in crisis 0
Screenie 06.10.11 3:50pm
Screenie
Indigestion charges to be introduced in Dublin

With emergency ambulances clogging up the cities arterial routes, Dublin council are imposing a new indegestion charge in an attempt to dissuade overseas visitors from entering ludicrous eating...

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spoole2112 06.10.11 3:49pm
spoole2112
Jobs replaces God 0
Dumbnews 06.10.11 3:38pm
Dumbnews
Government to introduce Penis Extension Exhaust Pipe Tax

In a bid to curb noise, pollution and unruliness, Road Tax for the Under-25s will be a thing of the past. Instead they will have to pay based on the size of their modified exhaust pipes Ken Clarke...

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brownpaperreporter 06.10.11 3:30pm
brownpaperreporter
Establishment mourns loss of anti-establishment visionary 0
Dumbnews 06.10.11 3:29pm
Dumbnews
F.A to give all players Bromide before each game.

The Football Association today announced that all players will be given bromide before each game. Failure to adhere to this could result in the player being suspended and their club being deducted...

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delightfullyodd 06.10.11 3:16pm
delightfullyodd
A turnip and some carrots win Nobel Literature Prize 0
simonjmr 06.10.11 2:20pm
simonjmr
Rooney's Father: "I bet you I get away with it."

More to follow...

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delightfullyodd 06.10.11 2:16pm
delightfullyodd
TV Guide : Coro-nonce-ion Street with Michael Le Vell and Peter Adamson.

More soon allegedly...

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MADJEZ 06.10.11 2:15pm
delightfullyodd
Newsbiscuit Injuncted by Writers' Room Day Job Employers 0
medici2471 06.10.11 1:56pm
medici2471
Steve Jobs could have lasted until December if he'd turned off his wifi 0
Screenie 06.10.11 1:53pm
Screenie
John Hemming Awaits Ken Clarke's Cat Joke Apology 0
medici2471 06.10.11 1:52pm
medici2471
Local Radio “to go national” in BBC Shake Up

Local broadcasters across the country celebrated today at the news that their programmes from ”Hallo Cornwall” to “Reporting Leicester” would go national under new BBC plans to reflect the...

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nickb 06.10.11 1:07pm
nickb
Rich, Public School Boys' Economic Wheeze Goes Wrong.......

."What do we do now George?" "Let's blame it on Boris."...

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Jesse Bigg 09.10.11 9:21am
Jesse Bigg