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| Ex BBC boss to return to former Corporation job to be fired. Former BBC Director General Mark Thompson is to return briefly to the Corporation's employment so that he can be fired. "An oversight on our part meant we omitted to dismiss Mr Thompson for... |
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nickb | 12.07.13 11:51am nickb |
| Candy Crush rehab nurses express anger at plans to reduce pay Unions representing the nurses and midwives responsible for the psychological and physical rehabilitation for those battling Candy Crush addictions have joined others in stating their "absolute... |
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Jesus H | 12.07.13 11:51am Jesus H |
| Thousands of Orange Men protest poor conditions at Wonka's factory Oompa Loompas took to the streets as industrial action against factory owner William Wonka heats up. The orange men are calling on the European Court of Human Rights to end their indentured... |
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sdritchie | 12.07.13 11:34am sdritchie |
| Hundreds of masochists to watch England against Australia Coach parties of masochists from all over the British Isles, all wearing uncomfortable underwear, are heading towards Trent Bridge today to watch the Ashes match. Said one unnamed masochist, Charlie... |
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John Wiltshire | 12.07.13 9:05am John Wiltshire |
| Britton prizes Murray Fergie tennis advice After days of feverish media speculation, top interviewer Ferne Britton finally got British Wimbledon champ Andy Murray to reveal the advice given to him by fellow Scot and former Manchester United... |
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farmer giles | 12.07.13 9:04am farmer giles |
| Surprise for Stuart Hall as Crown Prosecutors play their sentencing Joker hopefully more soon... |
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AReader | 12.07.13 8:17am Sinnick |
| Tory Head Office Delighted That New Planet Is "Deep Blue" http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/jul/11/alien-deep-blue-planet-astronomers Cue jokes about "Well, at least we now know what planet their leaders are on"... |
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Titus | 12.07.13 8:14am Titus |
| Irish Catholic Church Defends Rights Of Un-Conceived Children Couples deemed guilty of the grievous sin of sexual inactivity are to be hunted down and forced to copulate regularly, vigorously and fruitfully, under threat of excommunication. "The children they... |
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Titus | 12.07.13 8:01am Titus |
| Texas man goes on shooting rampage after his blue suede shoes were trampled on A Texas man was freed on bail Thursday following a shooting incident after his new shoes were trampled on during a baseball game. In his defence in court the man said that he had given bystanders... |
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bumtrinket | 12.07.13 8:00am bumtrinket |
| 'Why don't people take me seriously? asks Opposition Leader, Ed Milibean | 3 | |
Dick Everyman | 12.07.13 7:26am Titus |
| Schoolchildren To Be Force-Fed Organic, Free-Range, GM-Free, Fair Trade Meusli | 0 | |
Titus | 12.07.13 7:11am Titus |
| Thousands prepare for EE marches in N.I Other outdated networks are available... |
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virtuallywill | 12.07.13 7:00am virtuallywill |
| "Why don't people take me seriously?" asks Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Cleggy So there's no bias.... |
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Dick Everyman | 12.07.13 6:52am Dick Everyman |
| Man Gets Lost Inside Duvet Cover CINCINNATI --- An Ohio man became disoriented inside of a dark blue duvet cover Thursday, according to his wife who watched from nearby. "He got frustrated, then he just went in," said Samantha... |
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jmg16 | 12.07.13 3:33am jmg16 |
| Labour to review historic links with voters In a wide ranging speech in London Ed Miliband has committed the Labour Party to a review of its relationship with voters. The Labour Party leader believes voters have had 'too much influence' in... |
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andrewl81 | 11.07.13 10:21pm deskpilot3 |
| "Judas" still least popular Christian name. | 3 | |
sredni vashta | 11.07.13 9:58pm Idiot |
| Public Happy for MPs' Pay-Rise To Be Set Independently, Provided Rise Is Zero | 1 | |
Titus | 11.07.13 8:59pm sillybugger |
| US allow Snowden to fly Asiana to SF | 0 | |
bumtrinket | 11.07.13 8:22pm bumtrinket |
| Khalid Sheikh Mohammed designs new waterboard for CIA Khalid Sheikh Mohammed the terrorist who famously admitted to being the mastermind behind the 911 attacks on the US in September 2001, from a cave in Afghanistan, has applied for a US patent on a new... |
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bumtrinket | 11.07.13 8:12pm bumtrinket |
| Snowden Begs G4S To Escort Him To US, In Bid To Ensure His Continued Freedom | 0 | |
Titus | 11.07.13 8:03pm Titus |
| G4S Given The Job Of Escorting Sergei Magnitsky To Moscow Court For Fraud Trial http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/europe/article3813811.ece... |
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Titus | 11.07.13 8:01pm Titus |
| G4S to escort G4S to court The government has confirmed that following investigations into fraud at G4S, G4S has been hired to escort G4S to court. A spokesman explained; "G4S were the lowest bidder for the contract, so it's... |
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apepper | 11.07.13 7:52pm Titus |
| Countries currently bracing themselves for disaster Ethiopia bracing itself for renewed famine following severe drought, Nepal bracing itself for further floods and landslides, Antigua bracing itself for further tornadoes and waterspouts, Gulf of... |
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bumtrinket | 11.07.13 7:38pm bumtrinket |
| Russian Court Convicts Zombie Tax Fraudster Official verdict "Gulty but dead" http://www.channel4.com/news/sergei-magnitsky-convicted-moscow-browder-tax-fraud... |
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Titus | 11.07.13 6:33pm Titus |
| Prescott “Knows Where Falkirk Is” Lord Prescott (75) defended his remarks on Radio 4 when he suggested that no-one knew where Falkirk was. Prescott, who declared that he would never accept a peerage until he accepted a peerage,... |
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Mike Turbine-Hamilton | 11.07.13 6:22pm Titus |
| Entire Government Of The UK To Be Sub-contracted Out To G4S "They have shown themselves to be incompetent and unapologetic" said a government spokesman "And therefore ideally suited for the task"... |
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Titus | 11.07.13 6:20pm Titus |
| Ex-Eastender gets into heaven Anna Wing and a prayer | 0 | |
victimms | 11.07.13 4:22pm victimms |
| Lou Beale set to make surprise return to Albert Square | 0 | |
victimms | 11.07.13 4:21pm victimms |
| Children to be 'tagged' while 'tagging' In a serious upheaval of playground safety, G4S have won the contract to provide security for the UK's parks. Children as young as two will have their interaction policed and invoiced by the... |
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Wrenfoe | 11.07.13 4:05pm Wrenfoe |
| Plan To Convert Wind Farms To Solar-Electricity-Powered Giant Cooling Fans despite protests from the Friends of Green Earthpiece who object to the fact that this might present the risk of making both wind turbines and solar panels actually useful, thus contradicting all the... |
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Titus | 11.07.13 3:29pm Titus |
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