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All copies of The Great Escape suddenly go missing from Manchester Blockbusters 0
yussle 15.01.12 8:57pm
yussle
Almost 100% of men could be suffering from sex addiction

Almost the entire male population could be suffering from the devastating disease that is sex addiction, according to shocking new figures released yesterday, which demonstrate that practically every...

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Shandy 15.01.12 8:04pm
Shandy
Man who switched off location services on his mobile feels 'a bit lost'

A man who turned off location services on his iPhone says he feels 'a bit lost and kinda out of things' and may turn them on again. 'I was in two minds whether or not to switch location services...

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roybland 15.01.12 6:41pm
roybland
Italian cruise ship disaster

"It was just like the Titanic" say many people who were not on the Titanic...

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scribbler 15.01.12 6:18pm
scribbler
Euro booked into Dignitas 0
medici2471 15.01.12 4:59pm
medici2471
Costa cappuciso expresso 0
medici2471 15.01.12 4:33pm
medici2471
Redknapp muggers get away with a hundred big ones. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.01.12 3:27pm
Al OPecia
Italian ship sinking downgraded from disaster to incident after no Britons die. 3
the coarse whisperer 15.01.12 2:33pm
Shandy
Italian Cruise Ship Crew arrested for failing to panic

Italian police have arrested cruise ship Concordia's captain Francesco Schettino on suspicion of leaving the ship before it was evacuated. Police confirm he was found hiding under his mother's...

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Nearly Normal 15.01.12 1:58pm
Nearly Normal
Constipated pensioner found motionless 17
Major Clanger 15.01.12 1:39pm
godly1966
Norfolk children confused by claim that numbers are based on 10 fingers

Norfolk schoolchildren are being confused by teachers' explanation of the decimal system. "He said we count in tens because that's how many fingers we have. But I've got 8 fingers, 17 if you include...

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apepper 15.01.12 12:48pm
apepper
North Korea invades Manchester Blockbusters. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 15.01.12 12:46pm
Al OPecia
95% of women prefer rabbits in the bedroom to a horse in the living room 4
victimms 15.01.12 12:06pm
Major Clanger
Whooping and Cheering causes Coughing and Jeering

The Health Protection Agency has today confirmed that cases of whooping and cheering are on the rise., A report has found that people in their own homes who take it upon themselves to make these...

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victimms 15.01.12 11:57am
victimms
Cash machine tunnel: list of suspects grows

Police investigating the theft of £6000 by a gang which dug a 100ft tunnel partly through concrete to a cash machine at a Blockbuster shop, say their list of suspects is growing. 'Six months to dig...

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roybland 15.01.12 11:30am
roybland
Woman awakes from coma as Danny Glover

The family of a Bristol woman who awoke from a six-year coma as film actor Danny Glover expressed their surprise at her transformation today. Doreen Peacock, 27, slipped into a coma in January 2006...

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hughesroland 15.01.12 10:52am
hughesroland
Increase in cash machine tunnels predicted

Britain could see a sharp rise in the number of people using tunnels to withdraw money from cash machines, economists say. Thieves in Manchester recently spent six months digging a 100ft tunnel to...

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roybland 15.01.12 10:36am
roybland
New York City destroyed in Tetris re-enactment mishap 3
hughesroland 15.01.12 10:21am
hughesroland
Countries fed up with low credit ratings to stop using Standard & Poors...

and to use Fantastic & Above-Average instead...

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Smart Alex 15.01.12 9:43am
Al OPecia
Standard & Poors downgrade little batteries from AAA status to AA...

thus making them slightly bigger batteries...

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Smart Alex 15.01.12 5:08am
Smart Alex
Republicans Fire Jesus

"Tolerance and Forgiveness thing a huge misunderstanding"...

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sredni vashta 15.01.12 2:12am
sredni vashta
Women must produce original receipt to return Implants 0
Drylaw 15.01.12 12:30am
Drylaw
Sardine "claustrophobic" 0
nickb 14.01.12 11:31pm
nickb
France "can stand on box" to compensate for reduced credit rating, says Sarkozy

More short-arsed xenophobia soon...

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Scroat 14.01.12 11:27pm
Scroat
Magic carpet launched by Arab Spring 0
nickb 14.01.12 11:06pm
nickb
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button 14.01.12 10:43pm
Ironduke
Responsible hotel towel use "has solved world climate crisis" say experts.

It is a familiar message that has paid off, according to a joint conference of climatologists and laundry-scientists held in Philadelphia last week.  "Do not request fresh towels unless it is...

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nickb 14.01.12 10:38pm
nickb
millions wiped off of tesco share prices

well, I thought it was funny...

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arthurminnit 14.01.12 8:39pm
Mafaking Carwongo
Cornwall Goes Decimal. 9
sredni vashta 14.01.12 6:35pm
godly1966
Werewolf conjugated to create waswolf, amwolf, and arewolf 13
Smart Alex 14.01.12 5:43pm
arthurminnit