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Geriatric Nazi convicted of being no help to the U.S. Space Programme. 0
greg various 4 years

but let off with a caution...

USA acts on Syria with ‘the oppressive regime’s new clothes’ 2
Vertically Challenged Giant 4 years

Amid mounting public criticism and accusations of double standards on their foreign policy the White House has announced details of a recent mission in Syria aimed at bringing down the current regime...

Euro growth soars 'but only British know where to put it,' says bullish Cameron. 0
SingingHinny 4 years

More in 15-20 minutes. Or maybe an hour. Actually, best make it two. Three times a month is ok, isn't it?...

Heather Mills gag 0
Joe Cronin 4 years

I see Heather Mills injured herself skiing and may out on the Paralympic games, I bet she's hopping mad...

Met police asked to use skills to look into Maddie case - Colin Stagg arrested. 0
BillyBitzer 4 years
Kate middleton to be beheaded 0
Screenie 4 years

"I simply didn't realise how fit her sister was", explained William...

Taggart axed after running out of people to kill. 3
Mrblacker 4 years
Incomes to fall to 2005 levels. Falling 1 level would be bad enough but 2005 ! 1
Basil_B 4 years
Pinhead 4 years

Ad man sacked...

David Laws put on 'uphill gardening leave' over expenses irregularities. 1
MADJEZ 4 years
Incomes May Fall to 1805 levels 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

Households in the UK may be facing the biggest drop in income for 200 years, a leading economic think tank has warned. Govt said 'We are all in it together unless you're not'...

Alistair Campbell 'misrepresentation' technique a failure, reports local man. 4
be reasonable 4 years

Mr. Bob Smith, of Peterborough, today admitted that the method of smattering an account with half-truths, dissembling and lies that worked so well for Alistair Campbell at the Chilcott enquiry...

ITV launches new legal reality show "I'm a Celebrity, Get me a Super Injunction" 0
ronseal 4 years

. Story themes, New Gigs for shameless celebrities, Dildo, er...

Apple takes out super-injunction to help promote latest gadget 2
4 years

In a radical marketing move, Apple have taken out a super-injunction to prevent any details of their latest gadget from being discussed. "There is no better way of increasing the curiosity of our...

Angry drunken red headed female restrained from climbing Buck House gates 2
Basil_B 4 years

Metropolitan police reported an unusual incident tonight outside Buckingham Palace where officers were called out to deal with a disturbance caused by an intoxicated female described as a flame...

Lady Gaga shocker: exclusive photo reveals demonic origins 2
ResidentAlien 4 years

A paparazzi photograph released to the media yesterday shows an unsuspecting Lady Gaga summoning an audience of lesser demons in preparation for her next gig. Her horns are clearly visible in this...

Tiger Woods: most men satisfied with just one hole 0
Laughingstock 4 years

he said after bowing after just 9 holes...

Leading scientists travel to conference on giant metal-winged bird 0
antharrison 4 years
Tiger Woods a reformed character: has refused last 9 holes 0
4 years
Voting reform shocker: beggars to choose 1
ResidentAlien 4 years
Princess Kate accused of copying a Belgian... 0
be reasonable 4 years

by capitulating to a German, presumably...

Spanish earthquake rescuers find Manuel and unharmed under rubble 6
Qoxiivi 4 years

Hmm, not sure if it's too subtle or just doesn't work, but, you know, fuck it...

45 Prescott phone messages hacked - no-one any the wiser 0
4 years
Videos reveal vain, reclusive leader - inside Gordon Brown's Lair 13
4 years

Exclusive videos offered a revealing insight into the life of one the world's most secretive leaders today. Wrapped in a tartan travel rug, flicking through old video images of himself, Gordon Brown...

Surviving Beatles claim copyright as Lennon hit by fan and sent bullets. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Scottish worried about recent rise in sectarian violence against Gingers. 0
MADJEZ 4 years More soon...

Mourinho accuses Lorca residents of diving 0
Screenie 4 years
'We're not prepared to be paid peanuts anymore' as Union of Monkeys call strike 0
Basil_B 4 years
CEO of Christianity to sue Virgin for intellectual property theft 2
Mr Payne 4 years

Depending on the outcome of this landmark test case, lawsuits could follow against Apple, Shell, Orange and Compare the among others...

Tiger Woods' clubs to be used for dowsing 0
Screenie 4 years