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Government promises to cut red tape for 'very English' brothels. 0
the coarse whisperer 4 years

Might be worth expanding this...

Clinton withdraws offer to give "libya a good licking" after misunderstanding 0
andhrimnir 4 years
Role play requirement for recipients of wrong number calls 4
Des and Stan 4 years

In an effort to reduce levels of frustration in society, the think-tank Reform has proposed that people receiving misdialled calls should no longer be able to say, ‘Sorry, wrong number,’ and put...

BBC to screen Auteurwatch during Hay Festival 0
simonjmr 4 years
Leaked Reading Festival lineup "disappointing" say librarians 0
QorbeQ 4 years
France offers Gadaffi Honourable Surrender; Safe Passage; and a Farewell 0
4 years

Speech "In the Style of Edith Piaf" More soon...

Government to regulate scientists with regional accents 5
evilsuperstar 4 years

The minister of state for universities and science, David Willetts has written to further education establishments in England and Wales requesting that as part of their science courses they introduce...

Disaster-prone countries discuss ways to 'outstoic' Japanese 2
Bravenewmalden 4 years

The Organisation of Disaster-Prone Countries, meeting in Seoul, South Korea, yesterday discussed ways in which their members could be seen to be more 'stoical' than the people of Japan in the event...

U.S. Airforce baffled by term "Mission aborted to avoid civilian casualties" 0
greg various 4 years
UN imposes ‘No-Problem’ zone over Bahrain 2
jp1885 4 years
Many Anglicans ‘not religious’ says survey 2
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
RAF bomb Tripoli KFC after misunderstanding orders to "take out the Colonel". 2
seymour totti 4 years

More Soon!...

Government acts over bakers' bonuses. No extra bun in a dozen from April 1st 0
bonjonelson 4 years

[more soon]...

James Corden urged to do something funny, for money or otherwise 13
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MoD cuts force government to deploy UK-armed Libyan rebels to Afghanistan, Iraq 0
QorbeQ 4 years
Un-awfully sucked Grauniad poof-reader 'will appal' against socking. 0
John Wiltshire 4 years

(Hat tip to original poster)...

Concerns for Gadaffi 'If He Were To Lose His Looks' 0
4 years
BBC2 to re-brand as BBC4 Extra 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Libyan Coalition forces decline Chelsea’s offer to loan them Fernando Torres 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
MP uses Parliamentary privilege to identify John Terry as new England captain 0
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
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Gary Stanton 4 years

Bollocks, sorry. Sub withdrawn...

French Battle for Libyan 'Hearts and Minds' Hots Up as Yves Montand 0
4 years

and Gerard Depardieu are Ghosted into Tripoli ahead of conventional forces...

Pan-Arab League slams 'wrong kind of no-fly zone' 0
Bravenewmalden 4 years

More details soon...

Drivers ‘ill-prepared’ for clement weather 9
jp1885 4 years

The mild weather hitting large parts Great Britain over the last couple of months has brought the country to a standstill. Britain's road network has once again ground to a halt, with...

Fish and chip shop protests after being included in no-fry zone 0
Tammy Flugh 4 years
Does anyone remember the lippy kid who threw the first punch and then hid 3
Ironduke 4 years

behind the bigger boys? What was his name again? Jean-Luc? Pierre? Francois?...

David , a social services problem ? 0
mrlemoncurry 4 years

Parents Mary and Allen Johnson were shocked when social workers took their son ,David,into care .The problems started when David started appearing at school with bruises on the forehead ."We did...

Short Frenchman conquers hot wife, "now for middle east" 1
NewSuburbanDad 4 years

A short Frenchman, fresh from the conquest of a hot Italian wife, has gone on to campaign in the middle east this weekend.  'It eez true' said the General, who immediately decided to drop the...

No fly zone resolution only agreed after Gaddafi Comic Relief boycott 1
ianslat 4 years

Last week’s UN agreement to impose a no fly zone over Libya was only, reached after Colonel Gaddafi banned his supporters from taking part in, Comic Relief, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon revealed...

French accuse UK of insensitivity after HMS Trafalgar joins campaign 0
Ironduke 4 years

Summit talks latest:, 'We started it, its our war, and you're not joining in with that sort of attitude' said Sarkozy, 'Ok, we'll send HMS Waterloo. No? HMS Agincourt? HMS Crecy? Look, HMS Hastings...