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| Phillip Schofield to present Barry Chuckle tribute show | 2 |  |
charlies_hat | 20.11.12 12:57pm |
| London Kebab Shop Destroyed In Israeli Air Strike On Hummus There were fresh calls for an immediate ceasefire in the war torn Middle East last night after an Israeli F16 jet fighter targeted and destroyed a kebab shop in Upton Park East London leaving the... |
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Jonny Shlep | 20.11.12 12:50pm Jonny Shlep |
| Prison Gangs to start Prisoner Mentoring Service Apprenticeships to follow... |
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Mark66 | 20.11.12 12:48pm Mark66 |
| God to consider allowing women into heaven In a surprise move, God has used his blog to announce that women might be considered admission to heaven. "In the past it's been testicles only up here, but I want an up to date eternity."... |
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apepper | 20.11.12 12:46pm apepper |
| God saves the Queen After years of indecision and holy fights with his conscience God has finally decided to save the Queen. In news released today by God’s chief messenger, the Archangel Gabriel it was revealed that... |
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Dick Everyman | 20.11.12 12:45pm Dick Everyman |
| Thousands disappointed as Chris Moyles fails to get gagging order | 0 | |
medici2471 | 20.11.12 12:45pm medici2471 |
| Bruce Forsyth to star in Lloyd-Webber’s ‘Nosferatu the Musical’ Sir Bruce Forsyth, TV host and entertainer has been chosen by Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber to star in the title role of his next West End spectacular, Nosferatu the Musical. Sir Bruce, whose official... |
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Dick Everyman | 20.11.12 12:03pm Dick Everyman |
| US circuit judge electrocuted | 0 | |
Dick Everyman | 20.11.12 9:10am Dick Everyman |
| Women bishop bashing swings synod vote | 0 | |
andhrimnir | 20.11.12 9:09am andhrimnir |
| BEST EVER New Weekly Sports Quiz Much as I enjoyed the programme “They think It's All Over”, it was clear that the format was exhausted by 2006 (or earlier!) and I have a suggestion for a replacement. ... |
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granger | 20.11.12 8:57am Rootin Tootin |
| Justice Minister: Prisoners to get a mentor on release "to help them vote Tory" | 0 | |
dvo4fun | 20.11.12 8:47am dvo4fun |
| Judicial review targets 'time wasting' PM More time wasting soon... |
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Queen of Tarts | 19.11.12 11:51pm Queen of Tarts |
| Princess Diana's chauffeur to replace Martin Clunes as new face of Churchill | 4 | |
custard cream | 19.11.12 11:46pm Vertically Challenged Giant |
| Survey finds astronomy 'over the heads of most people' | 6 | |
custard cream | 19.11.12 11:45pm Queen of Tarts |
| Energy boss admits to making hay while the sun shines Energy bosses have reacted to criticism from consumer groups today following the news that they have posted record profits despite the underlying cost of fuel reducing over the past 3 months. ... |
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Sheepback | 19.11.12 8:49pm Sheepback |
| Mitt Romney is sitting at home going 'Just think, that could've been me' Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney is reported to spend most of his time sitting at home in a darkened room in front of the television muttering,'Just think, that could have been me out there... |
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roybland | 19.11.12 8:34pm roybland |
| Enemy animal herder revealed as shepherd spy | 0 | |
custard cream | 19.11.12 8:09pm custard cream |
| S.London cops win national indoor games competition again Officers from Mottingham in S London are celebrating their fifth yearly win in succession at the national police indoor games championship, held in Birmingham. They won in all categories except for... |
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nickb | 19.11.12 8:06pm CulchaVulcha |
| Border Cauli most intelligent vegetable say farmers | 3 | |
Dick Everyman | 19.11.12 6:37pm sigmund |
| “Sparrow nest soup now sadly unavailable” moans Jamie Oliver | 2 | |
19.11.12 6:23pm Nowherefast |
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| Amazon warehouse arson attack wipes out stocks of Kindle Fire | 1 | |
custard cream | 19.11.12 6:08pm |
| Cameron vows to alternate his use of Olympic & World War 2 analogies more soon. pass the sick-bag... |
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dvo4fun | 19.11.12 6:03pm custard cream |
| Israel still refusing to negotiate with Gazza Israel has once again taken a tough stance on Gazza and has defied calls for co-operation by world leaders and the UN. A spokesman for the government of Israel told reporters, ‘Gazza is a clear... |
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fernandomando | 19.11.12 5:58pm malgor |
| Paul Gascoine bewildered by Israeli attacks: Says "I never played for West Ham!" | 0 | |
Nowherefast | 19.11.12 5:13pm Nowherefast |
| Lord McAlpine to sue himself after inadvertently tweeting his own name | 3 | |
Nowherefast | 19.11.12 2:46pm Tripod |
| Birdwatcher in despair at size of UK bird population Birdwatcher Roy Philips (58) was today in despair on learning that the UK bird population stands at an estimated 166 million nesting birds. 'I'll never do it now,' Mr Philips said. 'At my age I'll... |
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roybland | 19.11.12 2:36pm roybland |
| Isle of Wight launch new smart phone. Two tin cans and a bit of string... |
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godly1966 | 19.11.12 2:04pm malgor |
| Plan to speed up judicial reviews ‘will take years to implement’ warn barristers David Cameron’s plans to reduce the time limits for legal challenges against unpopular Tory policies have ‘hit a snag’ from the outset, with law firm Leagles Of Leicester submitting the first a... |
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malgor | 19.11.12 1:58pm malgor |
| Intelligence of primates questioned. Church head to be examined. | 0 | |
weematt | 19.11.12 1:23pm weematt |
| Old MacDonald has a smart farm, with an A.I., A.I. hoe. | 0 | |
weematt | 19.11.12 1:20pm weematt |
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