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Cambridge Union students invite porn stars to take part in mass debate 2
Ian Searle 4 years

Sorry couldn't resist...

Worries on Ramsay street over former residents who 'went to live in Brisbane'. 4
MADJEZ 4 years

The News of the World claims that most of them are appearing in panto in the UK rather than being in imminent flood danger...

David Beckham gets Victoria Cross for putting her in the club again. 9
DiY 4 years
Panic buying of Blue Nun and Liebfraumilch after acid tanker sinks on Rhine 9
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
truely independent 0
4ty2 4 years

the most expensive diamond of the world No Appologies - no restraint - no shame...

BBC's attempt of pro ageing policy backfires 0
4ty2 4 years

Atempts of broadcasting countryfile with parental lock for an age-rating 50 featuring Mrs Moist was an attempt to provide the elderly with much needed cardiovascular exercise before bedtime. However...

facebook server crashes due to traffic overload 0
4ty2 4 years

as somone else tried to shift all newsbisquit contributions to facebook. The complaints about the return of all the biscuit bickering coming back onto facebook was cut short when a problem arose over...

Opticians come up with a device that auto-detects Julia Bradbury's smile.. 4
DiY 4 years

to prevent viewers to Countryfile from being blinded...

Tory plans to tax the dead 'unwise', says zombie hoard. 0
Mat2001uk 4 years

"They thought the student protests were bad," their spokesman is quoted as saying...

Internet “not 100% accurate” shock... 2
Doylem 4 years

Andrew Spurridge is CEO of the Internet Watch Foundation, which monitors the veracity of online content. “It will come as quite a surprise to a lot of people”, said Andrew, “but the internet...

Default retirement age abolished; age of menopause raised to 72... 3
victory V 4 years

just to keep pace with demographic changes...

Copy/Paste function plot takes over newsbiscuit forum 7
Rowly 4 years

copy,, copy,...

Campaign against rise in the age of 'right to become senile' 0
fernandomando 4 years

Soon-to-be pensioners have reacted with disappointment at the increase in the retirement age and are planning a challenge under the Human Rights Act., Silver haired workers around the country claim...

Aircraft Carrier captain admits "It's not all plane sailing". 3
seymour totti 4 years

More soon!...

Somalian Pirates are refused boarding cruise ship for not wearing black ties. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Business deals overshadowed by China's panda gift [telegraph] 1
4ty2 4 years

The gift was announced as Li Keqiang, China’s vice premier, visited London to hold talks with Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister. At Lancaster House the two men witnessed the signing of an...

Future Danny Boyle films on hold as his plot machine is stolen 2
Matt T 4 years

Danny Boyle fans were in shock today after hearing the modified photocopier machine he uses to generate film plots had been stolen in a burglary. In recent years Boyle has captivated audiences with...

The king'Tony speech at an inquiry near you soon 0
simonjmr 4 years
Colostomy bag woman billed for spill at self service till 10
Billy Pilgrim 4 years

A supermarket shopper was in for a grim surprise when she popped in for a quick shop., Mrs Susan Osborne,43 stopped by her local Tesco store to fill up her basket and was horrified when her...

palin confirms dangers of public healthcare 3
4ty2 4 years

In a speech at Calgary she stated : We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn’t that ironic? Whilst all people fuss about her admission that...

City give response to Tesco announcement of lower than expected profits 3
Iamthestig 4 years

"Every little helps!" (Said in the most condescending way possible)...

Blackpool Police Investigate Abuse of 11 Donkeys 0
De-scribe 4 years

Police in Blackpool are investigating reports of 11 donkeys being badly beaten in the Bloomfield Road area of Blackpool last night. That's all...

Tony Blair to do ‘You Can’t Handle the Truth’ speech at Iraq Inquiry 1
Ludicity 4 years

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair will use his second appearance at the Iraq Inquiry to deliver the famous ‘You Can’t Handle the Truth’ speech from the film A Few Good Men. ‘A lot of people...

Internet: vegetarians to get broadbean connection... 3
Doylem 4 years
Silly Names No Laughing Matter 1
Textbook 4 years

Making fun of people's given names is considered the lowest and least popular form of humour, according to recent research conducted by Professor Hortense Swagglebottom...

Greedy banker defends the bonus system... 1
Doylem 4 years

Sir John Bartholemew, ennobled by a previous Tory government for his dedication to lining his own pockets, speaks for the UK banking sector in defence of the bonus system. “I’ve heard it said...

All green protesters are undercover police, it emerged today. 1
Tammy Flugh 4 years

The CPS admitted this morning that the trial of six activists collapsed when they all produced warrant cards., More later...

Joy as Aussie floods not as bad as feared (also, some people drown in Brazil) 0
bonjonelson 4 years

more sooon...

Man City to cut its squad by 2,000 in the next 12 months 1
Duncan Biscuit 4 years
Those who say violent language reponsible for shooting 'should be strung up' 0
Dun Dunkin 4 years

more USA 'blood libel' later...