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| Hollande Admits France Actually Bombing Rich People in Mali There was global condemnation today as France's President Hollande admitted that French Warplanes were simply targeting rich people in Mali and not in fact attacking Islamist Rebels as had been... |
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MikeB | 16.01.13 3:16pm MikeB |
| Conspiracy theories "caused by chemtrails" claim experts A US Government spokesperson has again denied that the US Government are conducting secret high-altitude chemical spraying programmes over major US cities despite recent statistical evidence showing... |
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bonjonelson | 16.01.13 2:46pm Perks |
| Tesco finest burgers to have a dash of Red Rum I've been watching for a while, turns out not being funny is easier than it looks. I bet Jimmy Savile did it, he likes young fillies I'm on fire for an oldie... |
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Lens Cap | 16.01.13 2:14pm Not Amused |
| Man preparing to say 'So much for global warming, eh?' to people | 0 | |
Qoxiivi | 16.01.13 2:05pm Qoxiivi |
| Experts predict Tesco burger story will run and run furlong time I'll get my coat... |
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flyerblade | 16.01.13 2:01pm flyerblade |
| Speculation the 'manner' of Lance Armstrong's confession was the medium of dance Following Oprah Winfrey’s admission that Lance Armstrong’s confession was ‘not in the manner she expected’, speculation is growing as to the way the disgraced cyclist admitted his cheating.... |
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Perks | 16.01.13 1:56pm Midfield Diamond |
| Horse, burger, Tesco, Shergar, helicopter, Savile Just thought I'd cover all the bases in one post... |
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Backup Brian | 16.01.13 1:53pm Backup Brian |
| Like • Comment • Share 5 Nicked from Facebook... |
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Lens Cap | 16.01.13 1:49pm charlies_hat |
| Jumbo frankfurters 'entirely horse meat' say investigators Might as well join in... |
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Idiot | 16.01.13 12:57pm Idiot |
| Bullshit contaminated with up to 30% horseshit. UKIP blames EU Parliament | 0 | |
stalinetta | 16.01.13 12:40pm stalinetta |
| Tesco horsemeat fiasco traced to Apple "Auto-correct" feature An internal investigation by Tesco has revealed that the inclusion of horsemeat in beefburgers was due to a mistake by one of its meat processors. G.A.A. Processing in Dundalk, placed a routine order... |
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rogerg | 16.01.13 12:35pm rogerg |
| Yummy My Little Ponyburgers http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/138/7/5/oc_pony__burgerstone_by_super_zombie-d509pl4.png... |
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Son of Barnabas | 16.01.13 11:26am Son of Barnabas |
| Equus 'shame-faced' after DNA found in horse's buns | 8 | |
Dawsons creek | 16.01.13 10:50am Dawsons creek |
| London weather forecast Bright but chilly. Highs of 6C. Cloudy with a chance of rotary, VTOL aircraft... |
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johnnydobbo | 16.01.13 10:47am beau-jolly |
| Shock as Tesco beefburgers confirmed to contain two-thirds beef | 0 | |
exigo | 16.01.13 10:37am exigo |
| Harrod's report traces of George at Asda found in Louis Vuitton dress. More soon | 0 | |
Gaz | 16.01.13 10:20am Gaz |
| 'Mafioso could be behind burger threat' warn NYPD A leading Hollywood producer has gone into hiding after waking early on Monday morning to find a pack of Tesco own brand beef-burgers defrosting in his bed., A spokesman for the NYPD say they think... |
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Gerontius | 16.01.13 10:16am Son of Barnabas |
| Tesco to rename multipack of burgers “50 slabs of neigh”…. | 2 | |
Son of Barnabas | 16.01.13 10:11am Son of Barnabas |
| Tesco Jumbo sausages investigated after elephant goes missing from zoo | 0 | |
Son of Barnabas | 16.01.13 10:10am Son of Barnabas |
| Newsbiscuit combines all Writers Room Tesco stories into one v funny front-pager Just a thought :-)... |
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flyerblade | 16.01.13 9:56am Dick Everyman |
| Cameron prepares for key European speech on Friday http://dogbins.co.uk/download/pictures/Grit_&_Salt_Bins/PTB-6Shovel.jpg... |
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Dick Everyman | 16.01.13 9:55am Dick Everyman |
| French outrage at contaminated meat French horsemeat has now been found to contain traces of British Beef, so naturally the French have banned all imports from the UK until "le weekend"... |
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rogerg | 16.01.13 9:51am rogerg |
| tesco burgers gave me the trots | 0 | |
godly1966 | 16.01.13 9:33am godly1966 |
| ‘Saddle of beef’ in product recall for containing real saddle... | 0 | |
Tripod | 16.01.13 9:19am Tripod |
| Gove gives go-ahead for Fagin Free School Following a successful application to the Department of Education, the Fagin Free School, will open in the London Borough of Walthamstow next September. The school will be run by parents and... |
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Dick Everyman | 16.01.13 9:12am Dick Everyman |
| Tesco to introduce new alcoholic beverage Red Rum Ithangyou... |
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Rootin Tootin | 16.01.13 9:10am Rootin Tootin |
| Robert Redford starts work on new film "The Burger Whisperer" | 0 | |
Son of Barnabas | 16.01.13 9:07am Son of Barnabas |
| Boris offers to "go sort out Mali" after hearing about problems with toe-rags. | 1 | |
bonjonelson | 16.01.13 8:50am Jesse Bigg |
| Tesco "gobsmacked" to find anything as palatable as horse-meat in their burgers. Following news that horse-meat has been found in their ‘economy’ beefburgers, Richard Brawn, Tesco's Head of Customer Appeasement, expressed his surprise. “The standard inventory of ingedients,... |
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Tripod | 16.01.13 8:50am Tripod |
| Norwegian Train Cleaner Steals A Whole Train..... Why? "Cos I've just cleaned this!"... |
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Jesse Bigg | 16.01.13 8:46am Jesse Bigg |
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