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Referees Introduced to Ensure that Riots are Run to Government Rules

The Home Affairs Committee investigating behaviour of rioters and the police during the summer is to introduce rules and referees to manage future riots in the UK. To quote from the report summary,...

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Immunis 20.12.11 6:44pm
dvo4fun
"It's de location that counts!" Says Channel 4's Phil Spencer

The state of the UK economy has dictated a re-think of Channel 4's flagship property-porn programme 'Relocation, Relocation', which becomes 'Delocation, Delocation' in 2012. There had been numerous...

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dvo4fun 20.12.11 6:38pm
dvo4fun
Confusion Over Meaning Of Big Society Blamed For Obesity Rise

Public misunderstanding over Cameron’s Big Society policy has been blamed for a dramatic increase in obesity it was revealed yesterday. The flagship government policy was misunderstood by many to...

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UnoEye 20.12.11 6:21pm
Immunis
Croissant thief ‘kneads the dough'

“my boss has been promising me a raise, but he’s just full of hot air”., http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8967833/Croissant-thief-on-the-loose-in-France.html...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 20.12.11 6:10pm
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World’s smallest bible discovered as CERN detects the ‘Word of God Particle’ 0
Immunis 20.12.11 6:02pm
Immunis
North Korean Onion Ring bust by police

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36382, +, http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36449, =, this...

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bonjonelson 20.12.11 5:54pm
bonjonelson
Surrey police penetrate local onion ring 1
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 5:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Relief as Kim Jong 'Un', Kim Jong 'Il' revealed to be local football result 1
cinquecento 20.12.11 5:25pm
cinquecento
Claus speaks out: "We've all worked for Ovalteenies since '53" 0
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:59pm
Drylaw
Clegg's face wins 2011 Smacked Arse crown 1
Drylaw 20.12.11 4:52pm
Drylaw
Family faces bleak Christmas as text message announces Sellotape safety recall

Christmas has again been ruined for Britain’s most credulous man, this time by a late-night text message announcing a safety recall on Sellotape. The recall was made at 12.27am and applies to short...

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20.12.11 4:37pm
beau-jolly
North Korea denies story that Kim Jong Il died from stranglewank

surprised there has not been mention of this already...

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fernandomando 20.12.11 4:36pm
fernandomando
H*RLICKS COMPLAIN ABOUT CENSORSHIP 0
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 4:16pm
Son of Barnabas
Great Firewall of China can be seen from MySpace, say Internet Experts 0
bonjonelson 20.12.11 3:59pm
bonjonelson
Antiques Roadshow to now include games consoles and mobile phones.

In a bid to attract a younger audience, the Antiques Roadshow will allow members of the public to have games consoles, mobile phones, cd's and dvd's valued and possibly sold to their experts. As...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 3:42pm
Couriernew
McDonalds pours billons of dollars of sponsorship into the 2012 McLympics

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTkoiWS2a10NZvbgOePkMR_nR9kazeLdSetQjm4yce22L6_Lj1EXA...

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Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 3:36pm
Couriernew
Ron Paul on the Defensive: "My racist statements were taken out of context." 0
Couriernew 20.12.11 3:34pm
Couriernew
Rail Fares to continue rising proportionate to lateness 1
Iamthestig 20.12.11 2:39pm
Rowly
Dutch scientists create first sexually explicit version of bird flu

A research team led by ‘Big’ Ron Fouchier at Rotterdam's Erasmus Medical Centre has created the world’s first mutant hardcore version of the H5N1 bird flu virus that can be passed via...

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Gary Stanton 20.12.11 2:16pm
dvo4fun
Education Secretary responds to OFSTED criticism: "Lessons have been learned" 0
Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 2:10pm
Son of Barnabas
North Korea leader now only lies in state 0
RJWinter 20.12.11 2:03pm
RJWinter
Stop press....Kim Jong ill, now dead..Kim Jong un-ill.. new leader..

Headstone to read. "I told you I was IL"...

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Rowly 20.12.11 1:46pm
Rowly
Higgs Boson found emitting from McDonalds apple pie

Plucky British scientists have again showed that they are at the forefront of sub-atomic research by identifying, measuring and collecting the elusive God particle. The team of literally four...

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grottymonty 20.12.11 1:40pm
grottymonty
Ladies! Get the "Iron Lady" look!

http://guru.sitescout.netdna-cdn.com/skin-anime-60-81aee07.gif All hail fashion icon Meryl Streep! She's made the Thatcher look popular again. Now all you ladies can be the envy of your friends...

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Son of Barnabas 20.12.11 1:40pm
Son of Barnabas
PUDDLE IN ROAD CAUSES ALARM.

THE village of Mildenhall in Suffolk is in uproar after a puddle appeared on a country road. Villagers are still in disbelief at the mass of water which measures 17 inches by 5 inches approximately. ...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 1:31pm
delightfullyodd
He was... The People's Dictator of all Our Hearts, Blair to tell Korean mourners

Tony Blair has landed a prestigious speaking engagement in North Korea, where he's been asked to warm up the crowd at the funeral of Kim Jong il. North Korean officials were apparently impressed by...

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ronseal 20.12.11 1:07pm
Al OPecia
Elton John to perform at Kim of Hearts Funeral.

ELTON John has confirmed that he will fly to North Korea to play at the funeral of Kim Jong-il who died this week. Elton has also revealed that he has re-written his Candle in the Wind classic for...

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delightfullyodd 20.12.11 12:26pm
delightfullyodd
Queen to have nipple pierced and maori tattoo to celebrate Diamond Jubilee

That's me in the tower...

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grottymonty 20.12.11 12:15pm
grottymonty
S***thorpe man to play Widow Tw*nky in post-watershed pantomime

Inspired by http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16255972 - Honestly, you couldn't make this up...

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Smart Alex 20.12.11 12:06pm
bonjonelson
Osborne books Grasse hotel room to boycott IMF euro rescue plan 0
Duncan Biscuit 20.12.11 11:11am
Duncan Biscuit