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Octopus predicts that Germany will win WW III. 0
Griffin 3 years
Russia Offers USA Either Spies for Spies Deal or Option of 'Mystery Box' 1
thisisall1word 3 years
Ten Agents Plead to Stay in US Custody 1
Doctor Moptop 3 years

Rather than face flight to Moscow on RyanAir...

Brazilian legend advise Rooney not to have a Brazilian on his balls 1
arrghgarry 3 years

although it would be very smooth like a Jubalani it would be painful and if kicked they could fly in any direction...

Barren Prescott u-turns on peerage pledge. 8
MightyBlair 3 years
"Sir"ian Blair reminds people to be patient regarding the capture of Raoul Moat 0
arrghgarry 3 years

he says "this is no innocent electrician sitting on a train you know "...

Ronaldo Names Son 0
mugwump 3 years

Ronaldo names son after the man who taught him everything Jacques Cousteau...

BP exec wonders when people will forget the spill, tired of questions at parties 0
la maga 3 years
Cuba dissident denies prison chef's delicious curry factor in hunger strike end 0
rickwestwell 3 years
EA Games releases urgent patch for Sue Sim 0
BillyBitzer 3 years
Government outlines plans to outsource entire Civil Service to India 1
Darkbill 2.0 3 years

As part of a radical cost-cutting exercise, Her Majesty’s Home Civil Service is to be outsourced to India, according to plans unveiled today by Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg. The Civil Service...

Police call on vwife-beating psychopathic muderer to be reasonable 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Media fail to find Aussie cricketer who doesnt start sentence with "Ah, look ... 0
brownpaperreporter 3 years
Moat 'dangerous to public', river and canal quick to condemn terror threats 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Oxbow lake, roadside ditch named as 'potential sympathisers'. More soon...

Norman Foster depressed by lack of bland glass buildings in UK, feels a failure 0
la maga 3 years
Fugitive Moat discovered in Big Brother house after channel switching accident 0
Rorschach 3 years
Management guru tells historians to stop living in the past 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Future looks distant as flying cars fall foul of noise, H&S, parking regulations 0
la maga 3 years
61 stone Dave Hone,Britains fattest man dies skateboarding, wife announces plan 0
arrghgarry 3 years

to tour the country as a Bouncy castle...

Moat infested shark as gunman's latest secret camp found in aquatic museum 0
QorbeQ 3 years
R&A ban Fuzzy Zoeller from the Open, believed to be case of mistaken identity 0
richard_n413 3 years
Met Police snipers sent to hunt Moat: local electricians warned to stay indoors 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

. A crack armed response squad from London's Metropolitan Police force is set to join the hunt for Raoul Moat. Safety experts have warned electricians that it might be unsafe to venture out....

Police to celebrate capture of Durham psycho with a glass of Moat 1
simonjmr 3 years
Guardian - "Elton John to focus on bums" 1
rickwestwell 3 years
Police team frightened to leave Alnwick castle in case Moat has them surrounded. 3
wallster 3 years
Uniformed pig to be used as 'bait' in gunman trap 1
QorbeQ 3 years
Clegg accuses Cameron of substance abuse: 'he used Bold 2-in-1 for non-bio wash' 0
QorbeQ 3 years
If you are gay or lesbian you have the fucqing right to stay in the UK 0
4ty2 3 years

New twist in liberal legislation gives gay and lesbian asylum seekers the "fucqing right" to stay in Britain. For moral and linguistic reasons and with the liberals having to promote gay and lebian...

Sangin ‘retreat’ blamed on swarm of killer bees 0
Gary Stanton 3 years

The British ‘withdrawal’ from Sangin has nothing to do with the Taliban doing rather well and everything to do with a massive colony of pissed-off killer bees who have set up home in the area, a...

Norfolk Register Office budget cuts, sibling records 'to be merged with parents' 0
QorbeQ 3 years