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Andy Murray downgraded from British to Scottish.

More in another 74 years...

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monty 08.07.12 9:05pm
bonjonelson
Murray reverts to being shit at tennis 0
antharrison 08.07.12 8:57pm
antharrison
99.6% of British population think Federer looks gay with that headband.

More unbiased opinion soon...

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MADJEZ 08.07.12 8:39pm
MADJEZ
Triumphant weekend for Murray........ as veteran returns to F1 commentary team.

More soon .. unless I'm very much mistaken...

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MADJEZ 08.07.12 8:35pm
MADJEZ
Appointment of 2 times Wimbledon runner up as coach pays dividends 0
button 08.07.12 8:30pm
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Man convicted of taking range eggs without paying claims innocence 0
button 08.07.12 8:28pm
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Emotional Murray forfeits all rights to Scottishness 0
Haywood Manley 08.07.12 7:50pm
Haywood Manley
Dublin woman on mollusc cruelty charges dies before case comes to court 2
nickb 08.07.12 6:58pm
nickb
Home Office revoke Andy Murray's British Passport 1
Perks 08.07.12 5:52pm
dvo4fun
Silverstone to invest in a sliding roof for 2013

more later...

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dvo4fun 08.07.12 5:51pm
dvo4fun
Murray meets Triumph and Disaster Just the Same...

with a dour, miserable, deadpan face...

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Ironduke 08.07.12 5:21pm
Ironduke
Entertainment world in shock as Britt Ekland revealed to be a man named Scott 0
LittleSpender 08.07.12 5:19pm
LittleSpender
Surprise at Wimbledon as Murray reverts to being Venezuelan. 2
Lemon difficult 08.07.12 4:44pm
Lemon difficult
Nation overjoyed as Pippa Middleton's arse seen at Wimbledon. 1
MADJEZ 08.07.12 4:24pm
RickH
Roger Federer outlasts 123 Scottish opponents to win Wimbledon

Swiss maestro Roger Federer has won a record 7th Wimbledon title after beating Scot Andy Murray in the final. It capped a great fortnight for Federer after sweeping aside Scottish players in the...

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Yikes 08.07.12 3:05pm
Yikes
Kevin Rowland storms out of crossdressing finals after shout of 'come on Eileen'

More soon (NB - in case you aren't aware that the singer with Dexys has dabbled http://bit.ly/comeonkevin...

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Skylarking 08.07.12 2:16pm
Skylarking
Great Uncle Bulgaria tells tennis fans “shut the hell up, I’m trying to sleep!” 1
Yikes 08.07.12 1:30pm
MADJEZ
Bill Murray to star in remake of Groundhog Day. More soon. 7
FormerlyAlOPecia 08.07.12 1:25pm
someone else
Murray loses final on penalties. 0
MADJEZ 08.07.12 1:22pm
MADJEZ
Bill Murray reverts to being Scottish, again. 0
Alan Sundry 08.07.12 1:05pm
Alan Sundry
poor effort, I've got 6 hrs to think of something good... 4
charlies_hat 08.07.12 11:12am
Nails UK
Police show Al-Queda terrorist found at Olympic site where the Shard is. 0
Thor 08.07.12 10:59am
Thor
Boyle criticised over plans to replace Mark Rylance with Mark Lawrenson.

No context, but he is just awful...

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SingingHinny 08.07.12 10:10am
SingingHinny
God For Andy! England and Saint George!

Once more unto the breach dear friend, once more;, Or close up the court with our English dead!, For he today that shares blood with thee, shall be thy brother on the BBC.., And gentlemen of...

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08.07.12 10:02am
Hobos' convention to be renamed "P in the Park". More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 08.07.12 9:54am
dominic_mcg
Number of bishops who want to become women grows.

The number of bishops who want to become women has grown “exponentially” according to a new survey. It’s understood as many as fifty, including titular bishops, have expressed an interest. ...

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nickb 08.07.12 9:27am
Gerontius
Rebecca Adlington fastest in practice at Silverstone 2
Duncan Biscuit 08.07.12 9:09am
LittleSpender
'Typically British' Grand Prix descends into an F1 embarrassment

Fans have criticised the Formula 1 British Grand Prix today, after Sunday’s race descended into a farce. The issues actually began on Saturday where those with tickets were refused entry by...

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Perks 08.07.12 8:58am
Perks
Shrödinger's cat urged to think "outside the box" 1
Smart Alex 08.07.12 8:32am
Skylarking
Cameron wondering if he can blame the last Labour government for the Jet Stream 1
roybland 08.07.12 8:22am
dvo4fun