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John Lennon would have been 100 today. 5
rikkor 3 years

Oh no, sorry. I meant Yoko Ono is 105 today...

Nick "watch my lipds"Clegg says he is no Jeremy Hunt. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Julian Assange asks not to be put with the snitches 1
Malcum eggs 3 years
Wikipeaks leader now regrets making a joke of Angela Merkel and where she might 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

want his penis...

Rise of ebooks brings concern that children are losing traditional Google skills 8
rickwestwell 3 years

Academics are worried that the surge in popularity of e-book readers is causing a catastrophic loss of Google search skills, which may mean a chronic shortage of research expertise in the next...

MPs demonstrate at Universities over cut in expenses 4
Alixir 3 years

In a remarkable tit-for-tat battle, MPs yesterday gathered at Universities across the country to protest at the reduced monies they were able to claim for through the MPs' Expense Scheme. "It's...

REM to re-record classic for middle-age fanbase "Everything Hurts". More soon. 24
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
China strengthens lead in heavy metals industry with acquisition of Metallica 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pardew in "You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" early cliche 0
Alixir 3 years

More to follow or not...

Alan Partridge named as Newcastle manager 0
Scroat 3 years

More soon. A-hah...

Angry scenes as students prevented from returning home to watch Countdown. 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 3 years

"Wild horses can't stop me watching Countdown" said one protester shortly before being driven back by a mounted police officer...

Students burn Parliament Sq. peace camp in protest against fees 0
ramblesnake 3 years
Danger in the Thames as jellied eels turn nasty. 0
Basil_B 3 years

Hot on the heels of the shark attack news in Sharm El Sheikh comes the disturbing news of jellied eel attacks in the River Thames., Reports of attacks by the eels have been coming in from fishermen...

Accurate Biography Discovered on Wikipedia 1
De-scribe 3 years
Self-made man falls apart laughing. More soon. 0
malgor 3 years
'Server Taking Too Long to Respond' at McDonalds is Nothing to do with Anonymous 3
IABP 3 years

Think I'll shove another in here to save space and write it as I go along. Queen Surprised that None of the Recipients are Footballers at Bravery & Hero Medals Ceremony. The Queen was busy...

Lady Gaga put on display by Madame Tussauds after waxwork leaves. More soon. 0
MC One R 3 years
Protesting second year geography students not in a scuffle with police. 1
DiY 3 years

Police have responded by sending no officers to a group of second year geography students from the University of Wales protesting about tuition fees outside of M&S in Bangor., This is the second...

Sunderland fans jubilant at appointment of new manager in the North East 1
MC One R 3 years
Newcastle give Pardew contract to 20:16 3
riesler 3 years

fans doubt he will last until half-past seven...

Dyslexic murderer gets off lightly with a short sentence 0
MC One R 3 years
Salem's Lot to be converted into the next new town 0
Iamthestig 3 years

After 30 years of hard work, the quiet hamlet of Salem's lot has been given a grant to enable re-development and modernisation. The local residents have been trying to rid themselves of it's bad...

FIFA delegates Several LIb Deb MP's promised us "No tuition fee increases" 0
simonjmr 3 years
Yelp for Heroes army dog charity, cover Florence and the Machine for Xmas Single 0
Iamthestig 3 years

The dog days are over...

Ray Mears prescence at the last one confirms students demos are getting wilder 0
Basil_B 3 years
It's a Eurobillions Bailout rollover weekend! 1
James Laserman 3 years

Following the failure last week of any Eurozone country to claim a Eurobillions Bailout prize, this week's estimated pot has risen to an eye-watering 750 billion Euros. Any clapped-out peripheral...

Scuffles break out at launch of new 'Country Fresh' feminine deodorant 12
rickwestwell 3 years

Manufacturers of bathroom products Nature's Way spoke today of their bewilderment as violent protests broke out at the launch of their new feminine deodorant, "Country Fresh". The incident started...

9 out of 10 children believe Santa comes from a country called Rotary Club 3
Basil_B 3 years
David Cameron could face charges for Lib Dems assisted political suicide. 1
Ian Searle 3 years
Dignitas announces plans to open cut price South African clinics 0
simonjmr 3 years