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Hague supports Fox "What's wrong with having an old chum share your hotel room?" 0
dvo4fun 09.10.11 8:35am
dvo4fun
McCartney Marries Jake the Peg to "Annoy Heather Mills"

Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has had a same sex marriage with Jake the Peg (with his extra leg). This is widely seen as a deliberate snipe against former wife Heather Mills...

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apepper 10.10.11 11:39am
John Ffitch-Rucker
English Rugby Team Illegally Out of World Cup

Once again the English Rugby team have been denied their rightful place as World Cup Champions by cheating foreign teams. A spokesman for the ERB said, "we just expected those French to surrender...

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ionb 09.10.11 5:21am
ionb
TV Ratings News: Foxy Knoxy Knocked Off the Box by Cocky Foxy 0
Drylaw 08.10.11 10:10pm
Drylaw
Cameron looks for support for the reintroduction of Liam Fox-hunting

David Cameron is hoping for cross-party support for the reintroduction of Liam Fox-hunting. The defensive creature is often spotted scavenging for juicy left-overs in urban areas, most recently in...

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09.10.11 8:28am
dvo4fun
Tories revealed to be "no longer keen on Fox-hunting". More soon 0
Al OPecia 08.10.11 4:37pm
Al OPecia
PETER ANDRE TO HOST MASTERMIND.

The BBC today have announced that pop-sensation, Peter Andre, is to be the new host of flagship quiz show Mastermind. The news comes on the back of a radical shake up by the publicly owned...

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delightfullyodd 08.10.11 3:35pm
delightfullyodd
Cameron To Hold Big Sex Romp At Number 10......

.To cover up Tories latest economic gaff and Liam Fox's fiasco...

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Jesse Bigg 08.10.11 3:23pm
Jesse Bigg
It's not unlike 'Eric and Ernie', insists Liam Fox

Defence Secretary Liam Fox has insisted that his relationship with friend Adam Werritty is completely innocent and similar to that of the comedians Morecambe and Wise. "Eric and Ernie often shared a...

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Darkbill 2.0 09.10.11 2:01pm
witless
Self-employed look forward to annual one hour holiday

just me then?...

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beau-jolly 10.10.11 1:17pm
vertical
Cuts of "up to one third" announced at the BB. 4
Al OPecia 08.10.11 4:48pm
dvo4fun
Des O'Connor Christmas Album "Only safe bet to get Jacko off" states Doc 0
Drylaw 08.10.11 12:15pm
Drylaw
Government feud 'started by tie snipping'

Spiritual differences between the small subgroup of people who call themselves politicians, known to the wider folk as the 'Pain People', have led to a feud in which members snip each others ties....

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kga6 08.10.11 11:23am
kga6
Wayne Rooney stunned as everyone in world named Rooney arrested

‘We thought it would save time to question all of them,’ a police spokesperson said, ‘just in case.’...

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Clarky 08.10.11 10:58am
Clarky
Werritty cherrity verritty sought

..will hilerritty follow?...

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nickb 08.10.11 8:42am
nickb
British team reaches rugby semi-finals. 1
Ostsee 08.10.11 12:49pm
Drylaw
Odds on finding Gadaffi are a dead Sirte say bookmakers 4
charlies_hat 08.10.11 5:06pm
medici2471
Country is being run by "mate of Liam Fox"

For the past 12 months, the country has been run by a guy that Liam Fox met down the pub. Adam Werrity, described as a "really good bloke", by Dr Fox, started turning up every day at the MoD and in...

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apepper 08.10.11 10:15pm
Drylaw
Mouse swapper taken to court over bullying charges

A gentleman from Essex who replaced a work colleague's computer mouse with a real live version has been taken to court over allegations of bullying. His victim, 29 year old Todd Begswick, is still...

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Screenie 08.10.11 9:28am
Al OPecia
World conker championship organisers blame cancellation on shoestring budget.

More later...

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spoole2112 07.10.11 11:29pm
spoole2112
Taliban to impove image by reimagining "West Side Story"..

"Gee Officer Corruptka", "I once knew a law called Sharia", "Who wants to belive in America?"...

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Al OPecia 08.10.11 5:45am
Textbook
Fans celebrate Euro 2012 qualification with impromptu shindig 0
07.10.11 9:10pm
Rooney Snr wins bet on Rooney Jnr being sent off in 71st minute 2
Sinnick 07.10.11 9:01pm
Midfield Diamond
Red carded Roonie "will be kicking himself" predicts dad. 4
Boutros 07.10.11 9:11pm
Sinnick
Pot charged over racial abuse 2
button 08.10.11 6:15pm
charlies_hat
Jobs' mourning suits now available in white.

More later...

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Boutros 07.10.11 6:57pm
Boutros
Sighting of Nessie in Thames, was not David Walliams

A rare Loch Ness monster sibling has been sighted in the River Thames deep into London for the first time last week. Although normally associated with the Loch in Scotland, this is the first time the...

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witless 07.10.11 7:22pm
dvo4fun
Manchester local derby match results latest: Householders 3, Burglars 0

More later - perhaps...

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dvo4fun 07.10.11 5:20pm
dvo4fun
Barclays Avoids Moody Blues

lots more soon...

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medici2471 07.10.11 5:00pm
medici2471
Locksmith called into court for latch fixing 0
charlies_hat 07.10.11 4:14pm
charlies_hat