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Hurricane predicted as kids return to school and parents let out sigh of relief 0
Ian Searle 4 years
Unfrozen Libya cash to be used immediately, do not refreeze 0
Psycadelic Squirrel 4 years

More soon?...

Gender pay-gap as high as 10 pairs of Jimmy Choo and a Gucci belt says watchdog 0
antharrison 4 years
World's top-paid CEOs pledge to cut acronyms and buzzwords by 10% 0
Dumbnews 4 years
UK's summer 'coolest since 1993', say style gurus 4
rickwestwell 4 years

Britain's fashionistas have given a cautious 'thumbs up' to the possibility of a return to growth in the nation's cool index. Following several years of modish depression, the 'green shorts of...

Phone hack enquiry covered up over risk of discovering D. Kelly's phone records 0
4ty2 4 years

With the phone hacking going back to the murder of Wells and Chapman and Dowler in 2002 it was feared that the public became aware that by 2003, the time that David Kelly went missing, the phone...

ISS Crew To Stage Hide-And-Seek Tournament 1
Tourmaline 4 years

The crew of the International Space Station will take part in a hide-and-seek tournament on 9 September, national space agencies have confirmed. Following the decision to delay the return of three...

RAF to deliver bags of cash to Libya. Lord Archer offers logistical experience. 0
dvo4fun 4 years

More bungs soon...

Legal news latest. More travellers will have to travel more soon. 0
dvo4fun 4 years

More soon. Anybody seen my coat?...

New outsourced social media service launched for the digitally diffident 1
ronseal 4 years

Self effacing people who don't take themselves too seriously are being marginalised in the new aggressively shallow digital economy, says a report from Convenient Research. [Ohh bollocks, I'll come...

Passive-Aggressive Society of Shanklin to close after 75 resentful years 10
JohnA 4 years

Residents of the Isle of Wight's leading geriatric-oriented community were in shock after the local Passive-Aggressive Society announced it was to disband. "Well it certainly wasn't my fault", said...

Queen's food taster dead after Prince of Wales omelet. 1
Curbie Firetank 4 years

After three months in the job, veteran food taster to the Queen, Sir Digby St John Filigree-Gresham passed away painfully yesterday after the tasting of a mushroom omelet. The omelet had been...

Red faces in Whitehall as Al-Megrahi mistakenly renamed "Royal Abdelbaset". 0
Le Creuset Fiend 4 years
Saadi Gaddafi's surrender hijacked by last-minute Spurs bid 0
exigo 4 years
Jedward have until Saturday to surrender 0
Doug Sourboyes 4 years
Hurricane Irene not all bad news say the Weinmann's of Long Island 2
grottymonty 4 years

Whilst much ot the Eastern Seaboard were counting the cost and beginning the clear up, Herb and Ida Weinmann returned to their home following the evacuation to discover the storm had left them a new...

German city of Bonn taxes prostitutes with meter, clients by the millimetre. 1
Griffin 4 years

Traveller eviction starts badly as Pete Ikey serves notice from council. 0
MADJEZ 4 years
Di Canio shock as striker refuses to take a dive 0
Midfield Diamond 4 years

Following his team's defeat in the Carling Cup last night, Swindon manager Paolo di Canio is shocked that English footballers will not go down theatrically under the slightest challenge. The...

FA launches Let Kick Climate change Denial out of Football campaign 11
ronseal 4 years

Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences, as the government and the FA pledge to 'get tough' with climate change deniers. The news was welcomed by...

Meltdown at Panini as deadline day gets underway 0
simonjmr 4 years
Wenger buys 4 new Defenders from Landrover. More soon. 1
dominic_mcg 4 years
Tragic death of Len Ganley - curse of Half Man Half Biscuit strikes again 8
rickwestwell 4 years

Welsh actress Nerys Hughes was reported to be holed up in a Rhyl safehouse last night after the notorious 'Half Man Half Biscuit curse' struck yet again with the death of snooker referee Lan Ganley....

"Coolest summer on record" claim not true, says Henry Winkler. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Cameron unhappy at not selling Cable before transfer window closed. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
We would have found Gaddafi by now claims former editor of the Sport. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
International Break arranged to allow Fantasy Football Leagues to update. 0
Drylaw 4 years
Wootton Bassett sad about no longer being sad 0
roybland 4 years
Sarcozy nationalises Disneyland Paris 6
4 years

French President Nicolas Sarcozy is considering nationalising Disneyland Paris, to prevent foreign visitors being surprised at its inherent 'frenchness'. Despite the best efforts of Disneyland's...

Chiswick organist gives woman vibrato. 0
rebel not taken 4 years

A Chiswick organist has been accused of performing vibrato on an elderly woman in a church vestry. Turnham Green resident Humphrey Nonce was allegedly seen with 69 year old Doris Clunge sitting on...