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Covent Garden Hen Party warned not to goose Peter Hichens

Revellers who choose to let their hair down in Covent Garden have been warned that Peter Hitchens, who has been spotted in the area, may not see the funny side of being goosed. One man, who saw the...

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ronseal 10.10.11 10:42pm
Vertically Challenged Giant
The more he dug, the deeper into the hole the not-so-Fantastic Dr Fox sank

With apologies to R Dahl...

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Clarky 10.10.11 6:47pm
Clarky
Norwich man fills loft

Paul Wykes from Norwich is claiming to have achieved an historic first by having completely filled the loft in his semi-detached house with things that his wife wishes he’d throw away. Paul, 38,...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 11.10.11 12:39pm
writinginbsl
Come Dine With Me voiceover to I Have A Dream speech 'was a mistake'

US Civil Rights leaders have admitted that in retrospect, they would not have invited comedy actor Dave Lamb to supply a series of camp and sarcastic put-downs during Dr Martin Luther King's recent...

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Oxbridge 10.10.11 12:55pm
Oxbridge
Cameron's 'Bring a Friend to Cabinet Day' ruined.

The Prime Minister's plan to invite casual acquaintences of elected officials to join in the decision making process at the highest level was left in tatters today when no-one could be found who...

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spoole2112 10.10.11 2:12pm
Golgo13
Met police appeal for help with new acronym in fight against gun crime

The Metropolitan Police have issued a public appeal for help with creating a ‘really cool sounding acronym’ in an attempt to reduce gun crime in London. Deputy Commissioner Tim Godwin is...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 11.10.11 12:41pm
writinginbsl
Wheelchair looters demand getaway ramps

Disability rights campaigners are planning action in support of the wheelchair-bound looter jailed for making off with a television from a ransacked branch of Argos. "It's a clear discrimination by...

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Boutros 11.10.11 10:33pm
Boutros
Tuilagi admits he was ready for arrest.

More later...

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spoole2112 10.10.11 11:51am
spoole2112
Palestine Demands Own Idol Franchise 1
Textbook 10.10.11 11:40am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Apple advertise Jobs vacancy 0
button 10.10.11 11:18am
button
Liberation of final stronghold 'a dead Sirte' say NTC commanders 3
SpankyMonkey 10.10.11 1:35pm
charlies_hat
'Cocksey Foxy' to use same legal team as 'Foxy Knoxy'

He's sure to get off...

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Ian Searle 10.10.11 11:11am
Ian Searle
Manu Misunderstands Agent's Advice to Jump from a Sinking Ship 0
medici2471 10.10.11 10:43am
medici2471
Dr Fox's friendship gives pious lefties rare license for righteous homophobia 0
ronseal 10.10.11 10:42am
ronseal
Nancy Shevell found dead by Paul. 0
RJWinter 10.10.11 10:29am
RJWinter
Cuppa and a nice sit down latest wonder cure, doctor reveals

A Wymondham GP claims to have stumbled on a simple wonder cure against most common ailments. Dr Jolyon Fletcher takes up the story: ‘I’d been shopping with my wife, Marigold, and got home...

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Clarky 10.10.11 6:49pm
Clarky
Tuilagi: I Did It To Keep In With The Guys

The truth started to emerge today about the reasons for England Rugby Star Manu Tuilagi's extraordinary leap from a New Zealand ferry at the weekend. "I only did it to keep in with the guys. The...

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Drylaw 10.10.11 9:38am
Drylaw
Dr Fox latest. Now he faces sack by Capital Radio 2
ronseal 10.10.11 10:38am
ronseal
"Manu has been disciplined internally..."

This direct quote from England Rugby manager Martin Johnson indicates the level of frustration within the camp...

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Gary Baldy 10.10.11 9:52am
Ironduke
Convention Centre Actually Quite Unusual 0
Textbook 10.10.11 8:26am
Textbook
Nancy Shevell - "heiress and socialite" revealed to..

"not actually have done anything with her life". It was revealed yesterday that Nancy Shevell, just married to John Lennon's aging straight man, has been labelled an "Heiress and Socialite" by the...

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brd888 10.10.11 8:10am
brd888
Liam Fox's support downgraded from "unequivocal" to "total" by Cameron

Shares in Liam Fox fell today as the rating agency, David Cameron, downgraded his confidence from "absolute and unequivocal support" to "total confidence" -two rating points down. This is the...

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steve_l 10.10.11 7:27am
steve_l
Liam Fox it up at MoD 0
charlies_hat 10.10.11 6:39am
charlies_hat
Dexia Midnight Bankrupters latest hit 'Come on, I loan' (to anyone, even Greeks) 1
Griffin 10.10.11 8:50am
Ostsee
Gaddafi "disappointed" not to win Peace Prize

Former Libyan leader Mumar Gaddafi has expressed his disappointment in being overlooked for this year's Nobel Peace Prize. "It's political correctness gone mad.", he claimed, "This year, they...

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apepper 10.10.11 5:46am
apepper
Liam Fox declares, "I did not have sexual relations with that man" 0
Perks 10.10.11 4:34am
Perks
Fox To Inquiry: "Oh, You Mean *That* Adam Werritty" 0
Textbook 10.10.11 1:45am
Textbook
Opening times of long day care centres to be extended to 18 years 0
Nick McCarr 10.10.11 12:59am
Nick McCarr
Video showing Fox and Werritty ‎sharing a bath with Gadaffi "raises questions" 0
bonjonelson 09.10.11 10:10pm
bonjonelson
He's not the defence minister. He's a werry naughty boy. 2
Awkward Facts 09.10.11 10:27pm
nickb