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Mars Curiosity sends pictures of sucessful Martian abduction and anal probe 2
charlies_hat 04.09.12 7:09pm
Cameron re-shuffle turns up yet more Jokers 2
dvo4fun 04.09.12 5:45pm
Hot fashion news! Black confirmed as new black!!!

For all budget-conscious fashion-lovers in these tough recessionary times, this has been the news you've all been waiting for but never dared believe would ever come. Fashion gurus from around the...

Miss Hegas 04.09.12 2:14pm
Miss Hegas
German software company launches app to translate British humour

German software giant SAP have launched a smart phone & tablet app that enables Germans to translate British satire into leather clad slapstick. The company's spokesman Fritz Banghard claimed...

kjo36 04.09.12 2:13pm
Queen of Tarts
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Queen of Tarts 04.09.12 1:48pm
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to Reinvent Themselves

They have hardly been seen in public since the middle ages. They have never agreed to requests for interviews; so it came as quite a surprise when the four horsemen of the apocalypse invited the...

Smart Alex 04.09.12 1:22pm
Recession-Hit Mobile Phone Companies To Offer Users A Semaphore Service...

As profits flag?...

Jesse Bigg 04.09.12 12:06pm
Romney Plans - Big!

Massive expansion of trailer parks and big increase of food stamps., It's the American way, folks!...

Jesse Bigg 04.09.12 11:56am
Jesse Bigg
Major Reshuffle at Pest Control firm

CEO of Swindon based ‘The Rat Trap’ has announced a major reshuffle to the firms structure. Key Developments so far: Cleaner Barbara Simmons replaced by former diretor Dave Parker Parker...

button 04.09.12 11:55am
Corby woman issues rent demand to spiders who have moved in during September 0
simonjmr 04.09.12 10:26am
A week with Boris (news roundup)

Mayor unveils tribute to G20 victim and launches 'Bozza Buggy' scheme Boris Johnson took the opportunity to kills two birds with one stone today when he unveiled a plaque to Ian Tomlinson whilst...

pinxit 04.09.12 10:14am
New rolls for Pickles in cabinet reshuffle

New rolls, drumsticks, chocolate bars, hamburgers, curries and biscuits. More soon...

simonjmr 04.09.12 9:06am
New look cabinet 'Front Bench' takes shape in coalition woodwork class 0
kjo36 04.09.12 8:45am
Hoy, Wiggins, Pendleton arrested for ‘incitement to block roads’

In coordinated dawn raids yesterday, several of Team GB’s celebrated Olympic cycling champions were arrested and detained indefinitely, including Sir Chris Hoy, Bradley Wiggins and Victoria...

Des Custard 04.09.12 7:58am
Rabbi claims smuggled pork sausages were intended to impress girls

A Rabbi caught with pork sausages in his swimming trunks has denied he later intended to BBQ them. The sausages slipped from his speedos whilst attempting swan dive at his neighbours poole party. ...

kjo36 04.09.12 7:44am
Cerne Abbas giant gets Northumberland based date on 5
charlies_hat 04.09.12 7:42am
Cameron shuffles and gives another false deal to Lib Dems 0
charlies_hat 03.09.12 10:17pm
Mars Curiosity rover finds Beagle 2 droppings 0
custard cream 03.09.12 10:13pm
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Viewers let down by Prince Harry news item after warnings of "Flash Photography" 0
The Last Detail 03.09.12 9:38pm
The Last Detail
Gay Pride Lesbian Chocolate Debacle Debunks Bucket List Myth

A new survey shows that people who make a bucket list of things to go before they die ultimately rated about 80% of the experiences as ‘disappointing’. Don Parkin, a Middle aged sales...

Quaz 03.09.12 9:26pm
The All New Jeni B
Mass buttock-baring planned for Unification Church funeral 2
nickb 03.09.12 9:14pm
West Coast Main Line deal delayed by wrong type of Virgin 2
Queen of Tarts 03.09.12 9:12pm
Mitt Romney reveals ‘secret recipe’ for home-cooked Crystal Meth

In a move bound to endear him to his legion of followers, Mitt Romney has finally revealed the recipe for his home-cooked crystal meth. Described variously as ‘unbelievable’, ‘confusing’ and...

03.09.12 9:03pm
The All New Jeni B
Cabinet re-shuffle settled by game of musical chairs

Clegg dumped on his bottom as the music stops. More soon...

Squudge 03.09.12 8:05pm
Coalition back on track following successful team-building day

Downing Street has announced that the future of the Coalition Government is once again rosy after Cabinet ministers from both parties took part in a highly successful day of team-building exercises. ...

ianslat 03.09.12 8:04pm
Queen of Tarts
Re-shuffle latest: Eric Pickles to be floated in North Sea as offshore tax haven

. More soon...

Al OPecia 03.09.12 6:55pm
Al OPecia
Blake accuses Bolt of having longer legs 2
tedweasel 03.09.12 6:23pm
Burgled Man Calls Police and Orders Pizza – Pizza Arrives First

Police in Bedfordshire have apologized to a Luton man after they took over 2 hours to respond to a 999 call after the victim returned home from work to find his home had been burgled. Simon Brown...

HIGNFY 03.09.12 6:13pm
Osborne to speed up planning permission process for Nick Clegg's idea

George Osborne has today announced a new policy that will see the speeding up of planning permission for Nick Clegg speeches and interviews. The move is designed to stop the Deputy Prime Minister...

Perks 03.09.12 6:10pm
Usain Bolt's "legs too long" say Olympic rivals 0
Scroat 03.09.12 5:31pm