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Santa health concern threatens Christmas for millions of children

The World Health Organisation has expressed its concern over the state of Father Christmas’ health, warning children not to leave seasonal snacks such as mince pies or festive alcoholic drinks out...

Gong of Fur 23.12.11 9:58am
Gong of Fur
First winner of US X Factor named as Simon Cowell 0
Duncan Biscuit 23.12.11 9:52am
Duncan Biscuit
Teenage boy offers free thorough checking service on all UK breast implants 0
charlies_hat 23.12.11 9:50am
Britons happier than French or Germans

as they’re neither French or German...

John Ffitch-Rucker 23.12.11 9:44am
Alan Hansen washday confusion "can I have whites or coloureds washes?" 0
simonjmr 23.12.11 9:25am
Man returns e-reader gift, waiting for one that reads rest of alphabet 0
Nick McCarr 23.12.11 2:59am
Nick McCarr
LHC identifies new 'endless funding particle' 1
irregular apple 23.12.11 12:28am
Downton’s Michelle Dockery set to top Telegraph WLTF rankings

With only a few days left to go, Michelle Dockery, who plays Lady Mary in TV’s hit period drama Downton Abbey, looks set to top the Telegraph WLTF rankings for 2011, edging out last year’s winner...

Des Custard 23.12.11 12:21am
'Recipes for homeless people' good, feeding homeless people bad while free speech would let you...

Username 23.12.11 12:02am
Met Office on alert for rare 'Mushroom Cloud' formation over Korea 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:39pm
MT Bucket
Huhne: Iran's bid for UK Nuclear Reactor building contract "attractive" 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:37pm
MT Bucket
Lib Dems to form a spine by sitting on each other's shoulders. 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:34pm
MT Bucket
Child born with no heart or brain survives and becomes Chancellor of Exchequer 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:33pm
MT Bucket
Kim Jong Il surprise winner of BBC Sports Personality of the Year. 0
MT Bucket 22.12.11 10:18pm
MT Bucket
Liverpool in shock January transfer move for Terry

With their title hopes fading fast Liverpool are looking to strengthen their squad ready for an assault on the FIFA racism league table. A Liverpool spokesman said "We are looking for world class...

ThunderSquid 22.12.11 10:06pm
Switzerland joins embargo of Falkland shipping

The Central African Republic is considering it's position...

apepper 22.12.11 9:29pm
Hands claws its own arm off, to detach itself from Piers Morgan 4
ronseal 22.12.11 8:03pm
Police declare war on ruthless sculptor gang targeting scrap metal dealers

Any mileage, people?...

Clarky 22.12.11 8:01pm
Alan Hansen face death sentence for saying people of colour are 'coloured'

Disgraced football pundit Alan Hansen, could face a death sentence - or worse - for describing people of colour as 'coloured'. In a shocking incident last night, which could see Britain kicked out...

ronseal 22.12.11 6:39pm
Lloyds TSB to sell 85% of Julie Waters to the treasury.

Much-loved actress and comedian Julie Waters, for eight years the voice of Lloyds TSB, is to become, literally, a national treasure. Almost. The ailing bank has been forced to sell an 85% in...

nickb 22.12.11 6:39pm
Catholic church surprised that Higg's bosun required for mass

Had previously thought that bread, wine, and incense ought to do it...

Smart Alex 22.12.11 5:55pm
Smart Alex
KGB polonium suspected to be involved in presumed death of Schrödinger's cat. 0
reforse 22.12.11 5:37pm
Cuts force Italian PM to begin eating imaginary apples

ndbrown123 22.12.11 5:01pm
Schrödinger family pet is found murdered ...and isn't 0
Smart Alex 22.12.11 4:50pm
Smart Alex
Luis Suarez Racist Attitude Typical of Those Shifty Uruguayans Claim FA 0
thisisall1word 22.12.11 4:43pm
BNP Council Member Sacked After Dressing as Lib Dem During Stag Do 0
thisisall1word 22.12.11 4:41pm
Kraft launch a white chocolate version of its famous Chocolate Orange for Xmas. 2
reforse 22.12.11 3:26pm
City of Newcastle credit rating downgraded from BB to YI 0
cinquecento 22.12.11 2:56pm
Cameron Having A Moody.......

.His AAA lifestyle under threat...

Jesse Bigg 22.12.11 2:46pm
Jesse Bigg
Milliband to be questioned about ’Stalin-themed’ party. 0
John Ffitch-Rucker 22.12.11 2:11pm
John Ffitch-Rucker