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Viewers complain as ITV F.A. Cup build up only 2 hours long. 0
dandare70 4 years
Joy/Despair as Celtic/Rangers narrowly win SPL title 0
Oxbridge 4 years

The green/blue half of Glasgow is celebrating in the streets today after Celtic/Rangers narrowly won the Scottish Premier League title. This was the 28th season in a row in which Celtic and...

Huhne ends up with black face after row causes Labour to press him on carbon 0
Basil_B 4 years
Eurovision: Samaritans try to talk Blue down from committing career suicide. 0
MADJEZ 4 years

Some fear its too late, although most think there wasn't much life left anyway. More soon...

Ryanair strikes deal with Libyan Rebels to secure new Naples Airport. 2
Al OPecia 4 years
Inaugural electric car rally wrecked by light drizzle 0
4 years

Organizers of the inaugural London electric car rally were disappointed when less than a quarter of the predicted cars turned up. Many that did arrive were late, and then became tangled in a mass of...

Confused squirrels burgle Whitworth nut factory... 1
be reasonable 4 years

more soon. They should have tried pecan through the window first...

Distraught onlookers say no obvious reason for mass chicken deaths 0
ResidentAlien 4 years

Another mass bird death has left scientists puzzled. "They were just standing there one minute, and then they were crossing the road," said a passer-by. "They seemed happy enough. So everyone's...

Bin Laden went postal, admits FBI 0
ResidentAlien 4 years

For several years, the FBI, CIA and security services around the world have monitored the internet and worldwide e-mail networks, in an unsuccessful search for communications passed by Osama Bin...

Bin Laden shot while watching 'Airline' repeat on Freeview Satellite Channel 0
LostLad 4 years

Bin Laden's wife has told Pakistani authorities that her husband was killed while watching an episode of 'Airline' first shown in 1997, on the 'Freeview' satellite channel, and was saddened at the...

CIA: QVC package led US Seals to Bin Laden 0
LostLad 4 years

US sources revealed today that a tv shopping channel addiction led to location of Bin Laden. Intelligence agents followed a 'guitar wizard', 'Casio Electronic Keyboard' (with light-keys), and a pair...

Ground breaking news from Chester Zoo as animals to be present at this years AGM 0
Basil_B 4 years

Directors at the North of Englands most famous Zoo at Chester announced today that the animals will be allowed to be present at this years AGM in June., 'This will allow the animals the opportunity...

Mona Lisa's body discovered: portrait downgraded to 'meh' 5
4 years

After nearly 500 years, scientists using cutting-edge radar equipment have discovered the grave of Mona Lisa. But modern reconstruction techniques, using her skull as a template, have led to a second...

Spending money 'going out of fashion' 0
jp1885 4 years
'Horrific violence' at county cricket match shocks cricketing world 1
roybland 4 years

An unprecedented act of violence has rocketed the normally secretive world of county cricket into the public eye.,  , 'I couldn't believe it,' said Percy Peters, a county cricket follower for...

Soccer news: Rawalpindi United score 80 own-goals... 0
be reasonable 4 years

to punish referee for sending-off centre-forward. More soon...

bin Laden regular subscriber to Jihad babes claims Abbottobad newsagent 0
simonjmr 4 years

More about his grot collection later...

Aerating bin Laden head popular aquarium decoration 8
Kuifje 4 years

A small plastic replica of the dead al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden is now the fastest selling aquarium ornament among tropical fish enthusiasts. Suppliers have confirmed that the figure, a faithful...

Daily Mail readers to get free enemas 0
roybland 4 years

The Daily Mail is offering its readers free enema kits in a bid to boost the tabloid's sales.,  , 'All next week, buyers of the Daily Mail will get a free enema kit,' a spokesman for Associated...

Dignitas in sponsorship deal with Ch 4. Come die with me 0
simonjmr 4 years
Tabloids slam Chris Jefferies for not murdering anyone 0
Oxbridge 4 years

Britain's leading tabloids have accused Chris Jefferies, the Bristol landlord of landscape architect Jo Yeates who was killed last December, of not murdering her or probably anyone else either. They...

Alistair Campbell defends bombing of moral high ground - it was harbouring WMDs 0
ronseal 4 years
Cambridgeshire Town to declare itself out of europe after UKIP council victory. 0
Basil_B 4 years

The first action of the UK Independence Party after taking control of its first council in the UK was to declare the Cambridgeshire Town of Ramsey independant of europe., 'If this is seen as cocking...

Tabloids accuse Chris Jefferies of not murdering anyone 6
roybland 4 years

The Sun and the Daily Mirror have accused Chris Jefferies, the Bristol landlord of landscape architect Jo Yeates who was killed last December, of not murdering her.,  , 'We accuse Mr Jefferies of...

Historians discover that the Charge of the Light Brigade was about £200 an hour 2
Basil_B 4 years
Sienna Miller wins damages after New of the World call her an 'actress' 4
MADJEZ 4 years

Sure I've done this one before. Can someone please tell me something she has acted in, since she's basically famous for being Jude Law's ex...

Barbed wire sales down due to it's build process recieving stinging criticism. 0
Basil_B 4 years
Manufacturing fault at Durex leads to millions of condoms being withdrawn 0
Qoxiivi 4 years
Taxes reduced as Michael O'Leary appointed as new Irish Chancellor 0
acwanaut 4 years

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary has joined the cabinet of the new taoiseach Enda Kenny in the Irish Republic today following the swift departure of Michael Noonan for mis-handling renewed talks with the...

New clock counts up to the 2012 Olympics 0
Andrew 4 years More soon...