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British media accused of biased Falklands reporting by feckless Argies 2
cinquecento 17.02.12 1:49pm
Shandy
PM and Sarkozy agree to wife swap for closer links

David Cameron has agreed to an experimental wife swap with French President Nicolas Sarkozy in an attempt to improve UK/French relations. If successful, Mr Merkel could be phased in by 2015...

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apepper 17.02.12 1:30pm
apepper
Athens tourist industry in ruins as Greek debt crisis hits home 1
Iamthestig 17.02.12 1:10pm
charlies_hat
Police investigate 'St Michael' graffiti outside Marks & Spencer food hall 0
charlies_hat 17.02.12 1:05pm
charlies_hat
Pope renames Saint James, Sports Direct 0
medici2471 17.02.12 1:04pm
medici2471
Doctors: Merkel diet 'is 90% plankton' 0
hughesroland 17.02.12 1:01pm
hughesroland
God Uranus tires of constant bottom jokes, changes name to Mike Hunt 9
cinquecento 17.02.12 12:10pm
rickwestwell
Greece enters administration and is banned from next year's Eurovision. 1
dominic_mcg 17.02.12 11:40am
Golgo13
Armed robbers steal promotional and PR artifacts from London Olympia museum 0
charlies_hat 17.02.12 10:01am
charlies_hat
Chelsea’s ‘invisible’ £50m to be investigated 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.02.12 9:33am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron returns to London having made the case for Scottish independence 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.02.12 9:32am
Duncan Biscuit
British Museum unveils new collection of ancient Greek artefacts 0
Duncan Biscuit 17.02.12 9:31am
Duncan Biscuit
Isle of Wight technology company invents multi-coloured pen.

A leading research institute on the Isle of Wight has come up with the latest in high-tech devices aimed at bolstering the island's fledgling Information Technology sector - a pen with multiple...

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bonjonelson 17.02.12 9:06am
button
Australian censors ban crude oil 0
bonjonelson 17.02.12 8:56am
bonjonelson
Man admits to having an on/off relationship with appliance. 6
writinginbsl 17.02.12 8:26am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Musical Theatre to be reclassified as torture by UN

The hellish 'art form' of musical theatre is to be made illegal in most Western countries, it was stated yesterday. It comes as a spate of dreadful musicals have plagued theatre goers in recent years...

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Shandy 17.02.12 8:25am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Queen thanks Sean Penn as she sees error of her ways and hands back Falklands.

'It was so obvious when I heard the paparazzi-punching amateur statesman' said the monarch yesterday as she handed the islands over to Argentina. The British public and military veterans alike hailed...

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MADJEZ 17.02.12 7:13am
Le Creuset Fiend
Ambassador quits after one too many Ferrero Rocher gags at reception 0
hughesroland 16.02.12 11:26pm
hughesroland
Oscar for best flower arrangement in film goes to Florist Whittaker 0
Smart Alex 16.02.12 11:07pm
Smart Alex
Plan to superscript punctuation raises question marks

More to follow<sup>?</sup>...

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apepper 16.02.12 10:44pm
Nick McCarr
Huhne offers to serve ex-wife's prison sentence...

just as long as it's to be in a womens' prison...

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Smart Alex 16.02.12 10:42pm
deskpilot3
Thinking outside the square swallowed up by vicious circle 0
Nick McCarr 16.02.12 10:42pm
Nick McCarr
XXX Olympiad to feature synchronised rimming

Tip of the hat to Golgo for the theme...

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button 16.02.12 10:17pm
RickH
Gay bees easy to spot explains expert as 'they come out in hives'

[more soon]...

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dicky37 16.02.12 8:35pm
dicky37
Teenager to appeal to Strasbourg over right to be bored

Ipswich teenager Sharon Jones is appealing to the European Court of Human Rights over what she claims is a violation of her human right to be bored under article nine which guarantees freedom of...

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roybland 16.02.12 8:33pm
Username
'Southern Discomfort' whiskey may help bowel problems

Irritable bowel symptom sufferers could have their tempers sweetened by a new whiskey that combines traditional down home Tenessee style distilling with the latest in rectal relief therapy. Southern...

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nickb 16.02.12 7:59pm
dvo4fun
Scotland leaves United Kingdon, replaced by Belgium

In a stunning diplomatic coup Prime Minister David Cameron has announced the formal accession of Belgium to the United Kingdom, replacing the tired and grumpy Scottish nation. "It's been an open...

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Zadok the second 16.02.12 7:52pm
dvo4fun
Dyson announce bag-less, no-bin, no filter cleaner

The new Dyson, “The Dyson Black” will soon be unleashed onto to market, the first to utilise Large Hadron technology. No bag, no bin, just a black hole in a tube! Final trials are now underway in...

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hero2zero 16.02.12 7:09pm
Marko
Man who doesn't want something disappointed because opponent does. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 16.02.12 6:19pm
dominic_mcg
Man's superior sexual technique fails after forgetting valentines day gift 0
Dumbnews 16.02.12 5:47pm
Dumbnews