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FBU Strike Cancelled 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Some one got the porn channel connected up again in the night shift's waiting room...

Media 'Talent' Rampages Throught Street Ripping up Signs 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

When challenged one said 'Do you know who I am?' while another said 'We can find out where you live'...

Our news coverage is fair and balanced, says director general of Man United TV 1
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The director general of Man United TV has hit out at accusations that his TV channel is biased, labelling his critics as right wing, climate change little englanders. Speaking at the Chorley...

PM says Firefighters strike on 5thNov is irresponsible, though funding cut isn't 2
virtuallywill 3 years

Fireworks later, indoors if wet...

5th November 47hr Fire Strike; Plumbers morning/afternoon slots now available 0
thackaray 3 years
Jobs hits back at The Independent launching new paper called i 4
fun and games 3 years

Apple Managing Director Steve Jobs has complained at The Independent launching a new light edition, branded “i”, as a breach of copyright. “We don’t own all the letters, but everyone knows...

Yorkshire Post launches 2p newspaper – the ‘aye’ 0
Nobby Holder 3 years

Eh Up,

Fiddler on the Roof writer died researching sequel: "Rod Hull and the TV aerial" 0
thackaray 3 years
Trumpton Firemen Go On Strike 0
Dun Dunkin 3 years

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb plan to strike on Novemeber the 5th in protest at the new working contract. Dibble, the shop steward, said it was outrageous new contracts were...

Paul the Octopus died in Germany today and he forecast 0
arrghgarry 3 years

that he would be known forever as a great Oracle ,which ever way you sliced and diced it ...

Paul the Ironic Octopus dies. His last words were 'So long, suckers...' 0
pinxit 3 years
Nov 5th strike by firefighters foiled as historical records show date is wrong. 3
Basil_B 3 years

The proposed strike by firefighters for bonfire night as been thwarted today by records showing that the attempt of blowing up Parliament by Guy Fawkes and his cronies was infact attempted on the 4th...

Concerns that Blair's nose getting too long to fit in Iraq enquiry witness box 0
rickwestwell 3 years
Paul the Octopus Executed for War Crimes 0
De-scribe 3 years

Tentacled tipster Paul the Octopus, who successfully predicted several results during the 2010 World Cup, has been executed. The cephalopod mollusc was only recently discovered to have hidden his...

Man finding new way of flogging dead horse accused of reinventing the weal 2
Des Custard 3 years
Relief ,as the youth in bridgeend have stopped killing themselves 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and moved on to killing other youth...

9 to 15 year old Romanians caught working in fields had just taken over from the 2
arrghgarry 3 years

6 to 9 year olds...

Scots relief as Donald's troosers found after a search. 0
MADJEZ 3 years

No longer has to wear skirt. More soon...

CERN quarantined as collision experiment produces God 2
andhrimnir 3 years
George Osborne's smirk is now malignant and inoperable, say doctors. 5
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Bullingdon Club Reunite - Announce Stadium Tour 0
De-scribe 3 years

The popular 1980s boys' band The Bullingdon Club have announced their first tour since reuniting in May 2010. The lineup this time also includes Nicky Clegg, who rejoins the band after a successful...

GP's to be heavily Calpol reliant as Govt NHS cuts bite 0
simonjmr 3 years
"We didn't gel" explain failed date couple. 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Aids is a "bugger" to shift claims Chief Medical Officer 0
simonjmr 3 years
Man "Had iPhone and Didn't Tell Anyone" 0
De-scribe 3 years

A court has heard that Newcastle financial advisor Darren Mortimer possessed an iPhone for several months without revealing to friends or family that he had obtained the device on an 18 month...

Medics express 'concern' as Danny Alexander's chin continues to shrink... 2
Jammydodgers 3 years

"We've done all we can, but we have to accept that the damage may now be irreversible" said his long faced NHS consultant, reading from a short pre-pepared statement, on the steps of St. Giles...

Guitar Thief Escapes with Lute 19
De-scribe 3 years
New contraceptive gels have no side effects. Not even pregnancy. 1
euankitson 3 years
Venison price crash in Devon... 0
riesler 3 years

not as deer as before...

Auditioning for Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves disappointing say Iranian theatre 0
Gerontius 3 years

producers., He's behind you., OR, Ledbury Amateur Dramatic Society (LADS) have been forced to cancel this years pantomime after one of its leading players was sentenced to death by the Iraqi...