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Underwear bomber -"shitting it" about going to prison 0
simonjmr 12.10.11 3:29pm
simonjmr
Underpants bomber presents legal briefs in court 0
charlies_hat 12.10.11 3:14pm
charlies_hat
Underpants Bomber to feature in next series of SpongeBob 0
medici2471 12.10.11 3:12pm
medici2471
Underpants Bomber Previously Commando 5
thisisall1word 12.10.11 5:13pm
writinginbsl
Underwear bomber admits being inspired by a Jerry Lee Lews track...

although his great balls never actually caught fire. "I'd have had more luck if I'd eaten a vindaloo the night before" said Nigerian terrorist in a rather high pitched voice...

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brd888 12.10.11 2:55pm
brd888
indecisive potholer trapped between rock and hard plaice

help is on its way...

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witless 12.10.11 5:38pm
witless
'Propping houses up on a ramp would solve housing slump,' car dealer claims.

"It's something we've been doing for years and it never fails to attract attention," explained car dealer Cliff Sweeney, gesturing towards a second-hand Rover parked on a steep ramp, the back wheels...

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Boutros 13.10.11 4:07pm
Boutros
"Underwear Bomber" was flying by the seat of his pants

More in briefs...

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Gary Baldy 12.10.11 2:15pm
Gary Baldy
Sony denies sexism after it offers to check out 'smoking' TV models 0
simonjmr 12.10.11 2:09pm
simonjmr
Sony to assess cancer risk after a number of its TV sets started smoking.

Sony is to face censure from the governement after it's TV sets flout Smoking in public places legislation. More soon...

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simonjmr 14.10.11 9:58am
simonjmr
Blackberry outage 'a tribute to Steve Jobs' 0
Runestone Cowboy 12.10.11 1:25pm
Runestone Cowboy
Celebrity Come Dancing on (thin) Ice - Will Fox Trot?

more to it than meets the Aye...

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witless 12.10.11 1:05pm
witless
Thames Barrier inventor dies – tributaries flood in

more to follow...

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witless 13.10.11 5:42pm
witless
Olympic Stadium to be "truly multipurpose" according to revised plans.

Under new plans revealed today the Olympic stadium will now be shared by Tottenham, West Ham and Leyton Orient. Lord Coe explained” we asked them to sort it out between themselves, so now...

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grottymonty 12.10.11 12:51pm
grottymonty
Genitally ingested alcoholic beverages blamed for an increase in minge drinking. 10
wallster 13.10.11 6:50am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Master baker's secret bread recipes kept on a kneed to know basis. 8
wallster 12.10.11 4:04pm
rikkor
Knight to see you, to see you knight 0
Clarky 12.10.11 12:30pm
Clarky
King Arthur to lose Legend status after lack of recognition from Yoof TV

A media panel including Janet street Porter, Dick and Dom and Jordan has ruled that King Arthur, one of Britain's oldest legends, is to be stripped of his status. The panel gave a number of reasons....

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ronseal 12.10.11 12:19pm
ronseal
Mervyn King releases latest inflation figures

Being paid peanuts now the preferred option...

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tedweasel 12.10.11 12:17pm
tedweasel
Liam Fox – sideways move to Rear Admiral hinted by PM

or by tomorrow...

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witless 12.10.11 12:14pm
witless
Government calls on FA to offer more realistic bribes after World Cup bid. 0
MADJEZ 12.10.11 12:11pm
MADJEZ
Bigots ‘can marry each other'

The government has said it is committed to changing the law in England and Wales to allow bigots and homophobes to get married. This follows last months u-turn when the Prime Minister announced that...

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Zadok the second 12.10.11 12:07pm
tedweasel
Harmful leak from Plumbers Union HQ plugged

young Dutch boy claims credit...

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witless 12.10.11 11:46am
witless
'Fathers learn about facts of life from their children' report claims

Most fathers learn about the facts of life from their kids, according to research by sexual health charity Brook.,  , The report claims that children's 'more savvy' access to the Internet means...

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roybland 12.10.11 2:56pm
Runestone Cowboy
Fox News: Fox new muse snoozed

Fox News has exclusively revealed that Liam Fox had a friend sleeping at his house during a burglary. The headline writer is subject to a doctor's report...

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apepper 12.10.11 11:25am
apepper
David Laws tipped as new Defence Minister 0
Scroat 12.10.11 11:01am
Scroat
DNA database gaping hole to be filled by Lollipop Ladies

A shocking 11,266,000 motorists, OAP’s and one legged jay hoppers are missing from the national DNA database, it emerged last night. The convicts, all of whom are at liberty, may have been able to...

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witless 13.10.11 9:14am
witless
Military expert praises masterly tactics of ‘Minister of Defensiveness’

A military expert has praised Liam Fox’s handling of the current press skirmishes, calling him ‘an excellent Minister of Defensiveness’ and a ‘master of ducking and diving, almost on a par...

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Clarky 12.10.11 10:24am
Clarky
Wheelchair hits eel pair and kills oper 0
RJWinter 12.10.11 10:18am
RJWinter
Werritty tipped as new defence minister 1
roybland 12.10.11 10:14am
medici2471