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Local man to show off his uniqueness by not getting a tattoo 6
Dumbnews 4 years
"School of Hard Knocks" reports successful take-up of new courses 4
JohnA 4 years

After coming under fire in recent years from Ofsted for the quality of its tuition and the rising cost of its tuition fees, the School of Hard Knocks has reported solid take-up for its latest...

TripAdvisor is "world's best travel website", says TripAdvisor. 0
deskpilot3 4 years
English FA agree ."Scotland team was robbed". Hahaha ....ha ha, hahaha..hahahaha 3
dvo4fun 4 years

More empathy soon. Hahahahahahah...

Sad Blokes rush to buy underpants in XXXXL size... 0
deskpilot3 4 years

not really kidding anyone, are we?...

Alistair Darling claims Gordon Brown "fancied Margaret Thatcher"... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
Ed Miliband disappointed when no-one notices that he's taken a Gap Year... 0
deskpilot3 4 years
American Rapper High Def sues TV makers for name infringement ... 0
Kramaring 4 years
Scottish Conservative Party disbands and joins the Scottish Lib Dems 0
JohnA 4 years

More tactical voting later...

Scotland's Conservative voter moves back to England in disgust 2
Sinnick 4 years
shameless toadying alert 1
Gerontius 4 years

f**k, what a knobsorry, see chat room for similar, crimson, turning to scarlettfuriously digging hole...

Neighbours of Tesco Chairman Encouraged To Start Covering Houses in Xmas Lights 0
thisisall1word 4 years
Rise in number of UK government roles being taken by Eastern European Labour 0
thisisall1word 4 years

A report commissioned by right wing think tank Excelsior! has found that many lower paid positions amongst the UK government are now being taken by Polish, and other Eastern European migrant...

Comedy inflation prompts calls for triple entendres 0
Ian Searle 4 years
New Gaddafi Revelation.... 0
Jesse Bigg 4 years

.Originally played by Spike Milligan; now played by Spike's much younger brother...

Violinists, conductors to have extreme facial expressions curbed by new code 1
nickb 4 years

Frontline musicians are on the brink of a historic agreement to regulate the excesses of grimaces, lip biting hair tossing and excessive nostril use commonly deployed to express allegedly spurious...

Parents who keep their overcoats on indoors face losing benefit. 0
greg various 4 years
Friends on Benifits 6
Hamish Mactavish 4 years

Staring Joan Bloggs as Dylan an alcoholic proffesional dole cheat and his side kick Jamie a crackhead also played by Joanbloggs.Set on a grim sink estate in Camden,a story about love,war,sex,guns,out...

Liam Gallagher to sue Reading Festival 0
pigeonpost 4 years

Allegations of vote rigging and contractual shenanigans at the Thames-side Rock Festival Brother of Noel Gallagher and Beady Eye singer Liam was said to be feeling pretty blue after he came a poor...

BBC apologise for Torchwood sex scenes 0
Gerontius 4 years

Producers of the BBC drama Torchwood have apologised to viewers who tuned in to last Thursday’s episode after a prolonged sex scene involving cast members was inadvertently screened during the...

Campaign to Make Gangsta an Official Language 2
Awkward Facts 4 years

Following Dr David Starkey's declaration on Newsnight that the white population from Tottenham to Clapham has now "integrated into the pervasive black Gangsta culture" we learn that the Welsh...

"Chocks Away! And so are your jobs" 8
dvo4fun 4 years

In terms reminiscent of Norman Tebbit's advice to the unemployed in the 1980s, RAF pilots have effectively been told to park their planes and get on their bikes. "Of course we've had regular...

'Conservatives Under New Title: Scotland'. 0
dvo4fun 4 years

More (of them)soon...

Lady Ga Ga to become patron of Alzheimers Society 7
riesler 4 years
Pornography study aborts after unable to find a control group 1
Dumbnews 4 years
Scottish Tories to disband due to "disagreements with reality". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Police force Dale Farm residents to look up "traveller" in dictionary. More soon 0
dominic_mcg 4 years
Scottish Tory Leadership Favourite Murdo Fraser To Change His Name 0
Awkward Facts 4 years

The presumptive leader of the Scottish Conservative and Unionist Party has announced that he intends to change his name. "There's nothing much wrong with the Party", he says, "but my personal brand...

Report on alternatives to the contraceptive pill withdrawn at the last second 0
JohnA 4 years
Lack of ideas blamed on light bulb ban 2
beau-jolly 4 years

Well that's my excuse today...