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Racism and cheating explained to Dalglish after continued defence of Suarez

Liverpool manager Kenny Dalglish has been having private tuition this week, in an attempt to get him to understand that racist comments and persistent cheating from one of his players are bad things....

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Vertically Challenged Giant 09.12.11 11:40am
Perks
Croatia orders Farepak Christmas hamper 0
Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 11:37am
Runestone Cowboy
'London taxi drivers have brains' shock claim by scientists

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=london-taxi-memory...

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Griffin 09.12.11 10:42am
Griffin
Ask Leo and Lucy: what’s the carbon footprint of a hand job?

[i]The dilemma:[/i] I love the planet, and want to save it for future generations. However, I also enjoy hand jobs from anonymous escorts. Are hand jobs ‘green’, or should I feel guilty about...

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Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 10:27am
rickwestwell
'World is flat' declare X-Factor judges

[More soon]...

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dicky37 09.12.11 10:24am
dicky37
Scottish utilities 'freak winter weather' shock: Driving wind and lashing rain

More soon (no doubt)...

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dvo4fun 09.12.11 10:23am
dvo4fun
Scottish wind turbine program derailed by ‘wrong sort of wind’. 6
malgor 09.12.11 10:18am
Griffin
Coalition will prioritise the non-taxpayer

The government has announced a policy shift away from meeting the needs of ‘the taxpayer’, a spokesperson announced yesterday. “ "Taxpayer" is a very nebulous concept”, she continued....

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Zadok the second 09.12.11 10:13am
Griffin
Battle to re-connect 20m UK homes to Europe after storm batters Brussels 1
Duncan Biscuit 09.12.11 10:10am
Griffin
Desperate scientist resorts to hundreds of ‘missing particle’ posters

A scientist desperate to be united with a missing particle has resorted to leaving posters on every lamp-post in his local area. The particle, thought to answer to the name Higgs Boson, has been...

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Runestone Cowboy 09.12.11 9:56am
charlies_hat
Blow for Edinburgh Zoo after both pandas diagnosed with pancreatic cancer 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.12.11 9:50am
Duncan Biscuit
Cameron out of Europe but still very confident of success in Europa Cup 0
Duncan Biscuit 09.12.11 9:50am
Duncan Biscuit
...Iran TV goes on and on and on about drones. 0
nickb 09.12.11 9:03am
nickb
Tiny pilot held, claims Tehran.... 0
nickb 09.12.11 9:01am
nickb
CIA denies captured drone was from Maplins 0
nickb 09.12.11 8:45am
nickb
US shelves development of pleasure weapon – early trials “too successful”

Needs development - Possible content:, Patented tuned radio frequency orgasmulation technology, US DOD cited concerns that US military would be overstretched with any old Country claiming secret...

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bumtrinket 09.12.11 8:41am
bumtrinket
Music Industry admits, 'we've run out of songs'

The music industry has today announced that the reason all modern songs sound the same is because essentially, they are. The news comes just days before the X-Factor final, and weeks before the...

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Perks 08.12.11 11:42pm
FlashArry
Prancer the brown-nosed reindeer is second in line and doesn't stop so fast 0
Smart Alex 08.12.11 11:39pm
Smart Alex
Pendle Hill update : cottage residents grasp of cat-husbandry "appalling" 0
FlashArry 08.12.11 11:24pm
FlashArry
Merkel asks Edexcel for answer to Eurozone crisis... 0
deskpilot3 08.12.11 11:24pm
deskpilot3
Rotherham man says Cameron gone abroad for summit...

but doesn't know how long for...

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Laughingstock 08.12.11 11:22pm
Laughingstock
Pandas 'a bit dicky' after first taste of deep-fried bamboo.... 0
deskpilot3 08.12.11 11:18pm
deskpilot3
The Worlds first Clinic for Stalkers opens in London - other cities to follow...

in time for the panto season: He's behind you...

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Laughingstock 08.12.11 11:15pm
Laughingstock
Scottish pandas demand repatriation. Or kites

"difficult to make out the logograms they've drawn due to the driving rain"...

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FlashArry 08.12.11 11:02pm
FlashArry
Channel 5 viewers expected to double as Man Utd "qualify" for Europa League 1
ItsReevesy 08.12.11 10:50pm
FlashArry
Marwell macaque hackers attack knackers Whipsnade website

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16061768]Straight out of waylands zoo FP ?[/url] More soon...

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FlashArry 08.12.11 10:44pm
FlashArry
US drone captured by Iran "was actually Rick Perry" 0
FlashArry 08.12.11 10:31pm
FlashArry
Mock examiners may have to deputise after Welsh sackings 0
nickb 08.12.11 10:29pm
nickb
'What's the beef?' Curtains for designer vaginas

[url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/the-womens-blog-with-jane-martinson/2011/dec/08/muff-march-designer-vagina-surgery]Muff Marches[/url] The best thing about this link is the column on the...

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08.12.11 9:55pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Aquarium worker's discovery of hangover cure a "lucky bonus" 0
Username 08.12.11 9:34pm
Username