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Welsh Funerals Now Online So People Don't Have To Go To Wales 1
thesplodge 4 years

US to slash defecit by adopting the English billion 2
bonjonelson 4 years
'Total Whiteout' voted top TV gameshow by Inuit viewers 3
jp1885 4 years
Comedians Asked Not To Make Jokes About Somalian Famine 1
Textbook 4 years

as the Somalis have enough on their plates as it is...

Lauded "London By Night" Photographer admits forgetting to take off Lens Cap 1
gaijintendo 4 years

"I spent ages setting up the shot, working on the exposure trying to get everything just perfect, put the lens cap on when it drizzled a little - and the rest is history" The classic shot (very...

Britain poised to celebrate POETS day 3
jp1885 4 years

This week’s POETS (Piss Off Early, Tomorrow’s Saturday) extravaganza is set to be the biggest ever say experts, with a staggering nine-tenths of the population of Great Britain planning to finish...

Duncan Bannatyne regrets announcing "I'm out" after yet another burglary 0
OllieP 4 years

More soon. Hat-tip to Mark66...

Duncan Bannatyne tells kidnapper "I'm in", and undercuts him by £5000. 0
Mark66 4 years
HM Queen embarks on grand state tour using Eurail pass 1
antharrison 4 years

Following the decision of members of the royal family to return from the wedding of Zara Phillips on budget airlines, Buckingham Palace has announced that HM Queen has bought a Eurail pass in advance...

Star left devastated after plea for privacy is accepted 18
William Pumpton 4 years

A well known UK pop star is said to be 'completely devastated' after the British press agreed to honour their manager's plea for privacy during a difficult phase they're going through. The manager's...

Postmen to be allowed to open your mail if you aren't in. 3
bonjonelson 4 years

The Royal Mail today unveiled plans to allow its delivery staff to open parcels or post which needs to be signed for if a householder is not at home. The postmen will be allowed to open any items...

Richard Branson to feature in Channel 4's 'Undercover boss' 1
antharrison 4 years
May-Bowles gets custardial sentence. More soon. 3
Al OPecia 4 years
Sun website users stolen data reveals that all victims were using IE6 1
charlies_hat 4 years
Apparently, It's Cheaper To Watch Crap Football Teams Than Decent Ones 0
thesplodge 4 years

Minister for Spotting Obvious Flaws quits as charities face crisis over cuts 0
FraserWords 4 years

The coalition government was rocked last night by the resignation of the Minister for Spotting Obvious Flaws in Arguments., Calls for the resignation of Amelia Hatstand had been mounting since she...

Last remaining cop not featured on TV makes Big Brother Bid 7
button 4 years

PC Andrew Jenkins feels isolated amongst his colleagues as he is the only remaining police officer in the country not to feature in a fly on the wall documentary. “Thanks to brilliant and...

James Blunt boosts morale of troops in Afghanistan... 13
be reasonable 4 years

by touring in Belgium. More soon...

Anagram arrested in phone hacking scandal. more soon 0
Mrblacker 4 years
Government to power Whitehall with 'Pickles on a treadmill' 0
Mrblacker 4 years

The Energy Secretary Chris Huhne's confirmed a radical plan to cut the Government's carbon emissions and it involves a cabinet colleague. In a statement, Mr Huhne says all lighting in Whitehall will...

Awkward start for new 'Dragon' Hilary Devey - "£50,000 to break someone's arms? 1
Le Creuset Fiend 4 years

"I'm out". Possibly more to follow later - depends if inspiration strikes during risotto Anyone else is more than welcome to write something along these lines though, natch! If only I could get my...

Liz Jones returns from Somalia 'feeling fat' 1
Christopher Frost 4 years
Ian Bell ordered out of Indian restaurant 0
Midfield Diamond 4 years

England cricketer Ian Bell will not be allowed back in to his local Indian restaurant following an unfortunate incident last night. He was ordered out of the Taj Mahal restaurant in Dudley, West...

George W Bush switches from Firefox to Internet Explorer 0
antharrison 4 years
Royals Shock Passengers After Bizarre Behaviour On Flight From Wedding 0
tezza 4 years

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge surprised many passengers on board a FlyBe plane when they boarded the flight in Edinburgh on their way home after the wedding of Zara Philips and Mike Tindall....

US Handball team suffers defeat at the hands of Japan 0
Dumbnews 4 years
Both May-Bowles and Gilmour in prison for defacing an old monument. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 4 years
Peter749400 4 years World events avoided happening and formed an orderly queue last night as the strike affecting BBC journalists continued...

Pie-thrower jailed. Paedophile fined. 0
Christopher Frost 4 years
Murdoch foam pie thrower jail sentence "fucking overkill" admits Magistrate 0
The Return of DroleNoel 4 years