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Veggie addicts go cold tofu. 3
Trickster 3 years
Wombles' Creator, Elisabeth Beresford, Moves From Overground To Underground 2
IABP 3 years
Shortage of 'Bah Humbugs' relieved. Plentiful supply found in Home Counties. 0
DiY 3 years
Only nine months until Christmas advertising begins... 0
victory V 3 years

More (all too) soon...

Family sectioned after admitting they find Will ferrell funny. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Vince Cable shocked to discover Murdoch is his 'secret santa' 2
surdoux 3 years
Queen makes festive pitch for England job 0
allmyownstunts 3 years
Brian Hanrahan latest: God counted him out and he counted him in again 3
ronseal 3 years

. Apologies to Gerontious for the one liner...

Rerun of On the Buses starts Boxing Day 2
Bismarck 3 years
World's oldest advertising slogan uncovered, "If anyone can, Ghengis Khan" 1
bonjonelson 3 years

Merry xmas...

Elderly gentleman dressed in red suit arrested in child's bedroom in Ipswich. 0
dogwheels 3 years
e-bay mainframe crashes after 'poor year' for present givers this xmas. 0
dogwheels 3 years
Occupants of Clarence house confirm " It`s wonderful life" was based on them. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Cable confident "Strictly Come Dancing" will now make people take him seriously 4
MC One R 3 years
Eastwood to star in film about duck who wins Le Mans 24 Hour Rally. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

As a racing hydrophobic Clint...

Ad Agency sacked over 'understandable' perfume advert 2
Mrblacker 3 years

The world of advertising's coming to terms with the dismissal of leading agency Ardaby Wanklyn Chilvers after they produced what's described as 'the most understandable perfume advert ever'. Their...

Celebrities save Africa again through 'Face to Feet' unwanted skin scheme. 3
SingingHinny 3 years

Following Madonna’s rehousing scheme, American celebrities have once again leapt to the aid of third world children, after several leading names pledged to send their excess and unwanted skin to...

North Korea opens fire on Santa after he crosses 1mm of their air space. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
Pope Phiddie Kiddler dismayed to be introduced by James Naughtie. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years
Iran 'surprised and delighted' Saudi is their secret satan. 0
the coarse whisperer 3 years
Jesus admits when he comes back it could cause a bit of a logistical nightmare 8
Malcum eggs 3 years
Revolutionary Queens speech 0
Bismarck 3 years

In a revolutionary speech tomorrow, the Queen will translate the Popes message from the original German. 'We couldn't think of a better person to do it' said a Vatican spokesman...

Alan Lord Sugar was fired from his position as media consultant 0
Bismarck 3 years

to the Vatican today after it emerged that the unintelligible Popes message was recorded on an Amstrad cassette recorder...

Shock revelation-play the popes Xmas message backwards 0
Bismarck 3 years

and you still can't understand a word...

Geordie wants to post one liner but ,fears someone will gerron to us. 0
Malcum eggs 3 years
Baldy Garry takes leave to start new biscuit company . 0
Malcum eggs 3 years

called Crackers...

David Irving claims Second World War "never happened" 3
bonjonelson 3 years

Renegade Historian David Irving claims, in his latest book, 'Hitler - The Artist, The Lover, The Man', that the Second World War, commonly believed to have run from 1939 until 1945, did not happen at...

Media "can't be arsed" with more Swine Flu hysteria this year. 2
bonjonelson 3 years

Despite at least 24 people being killed this year by the H1N1 strain of the Influenza virus, better known as "Swine Flu", journalists have in general remained indifferent towards the whole saga. "To...

Pope to use Thought for the Day to launch DVD box set 1
MC One R 3 years

In a late change of script, the Pope will launch a DVD box set of his work so far - "Poping All Over The World", competitively priced at only five Hail Marys...

Lazy Commissioners to only consider shows with Celebrity names in the titles 15
Ian Searle 3 years

Following the success of internet show "Robert's Web", starring Robert Webb, Channel Four has announced it's intetion to produce two more shows based on this ingenious idea. In the New year we can...