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Japanese football tax accountant commits hari redknap 0
DorsetBoy 20.02.12 4:41am
DorsetBoy
Bobby Brown walks from funeral for playing fucking awful Whitney Houston tunes. 0
MADJEZ 20.02.12 1:06am
MADJEZ
Cameron offers Scotland to Argentina as goodwill gesture 9
button 19.02.12 9:14pm
Drylaw
Shock as men paid to punch each other almost come to blows

The world of paying men to punch each other for our entertainment was rocked last night, after two men who've been trained to punch each other almost came to blows. "I cannot understand where they...

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ronseal 19.02.12 9:11pm
Drylaw
Major detergent spill leads to big bubbles in Little China

[More soon]...

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dicky37 19.02.12 7:18pm
dicky37
New glasses to allow you to see life in 2D 0
hughesroland 19.02.12 6:45pm
hughesroland
Scientists Abandon Search for Life at Utility Company Call Centres

The SETI institute has today announced that it is abandoning attempts to contact life at call centres run by major Gas and Electricity providers. "It is likely that life once existed there, but after...

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The All New Jeni B 19.02.12 5:32pm
Clucksy
Iran to stop selling crude oil to UK & France

'from now on you’ll only get witty, urbane and sophisticated oil,’ says spokesman...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.02.12 2:40pm
John Ffitch-Rucker
Is America getting dummer? 4
Dumbnews 19.02.12 12:28pm
godly1966
Is this the humblest man in Britain? asks new sunday tabloid 0
ronseal 19.02.12 12:01pm
ronseal
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Qoxiivi 19.02.12 11:46am
Qoxiivi
Welsh Assembly to keep checks on Plaid voters. More soon. 0
dominic_mcg 19.02.12 11:23am
dominic_mcg
Swedish man trapped in car for two months blames central locking.

'It's amazing no-one in Tescøs car park noticed.'...

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MADJEZ 19.02.12 11:06am
MADJEZ
Optometrist glad that his glass is half-full 2
Smart Alex 19.02.12 11:01am
John Ffitch-Rucker
Man has dream that isn’t ‘weird’.

Early reports of a dream a man had last night could mark the beginning of a new stage in human evolution, say scientists. Until now, the ‘I had the weirdest dream last night’ introduction to a...

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malgor 19.02.12 6:52am
Golgo13
Real world to be rearranged in accordance with actors preferences.

The real world today announced that it would rearrange itself in accordance with the beliefs and desires of the acting ‘profession’. “I finally realised that I’ve been mistaken,” said Mr....

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John Ffitch-Rucker 19.02.12 6:06am
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Nonsense-spouting "Sun on Sunday" will be perfect post-church read says Murdoch. 7
Haywood Manley 19.02.12 6:04am
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Man evicted from fabric store after asking if he could get felt 5
Smart Alex 19.02.12 5:57am
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Meaning of life is to find ways to distract yourself till you die 0
Dumbnews 19.02.12 5:47am
Dumbnews
Scientists: man's best friend 'is seahorse, not dog'

Groundbreaking research by the University of the Scilly Isles has revealed what no man suspected or ever wanted to know: man's best friend is not the beloved dog, but the noble seahorse. A team of...

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hughesroland 19.02.12 3:06am
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Pope names 22 new ordinals - mathematicians delighted

More to follow...

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apepper 19.02.12 3:01am
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Queen in royal protocol horror - "curtsey" mis-heard as "goatse". 8
Haywood Manley 18.02.12 10:13pm
Haywood Manley
Referee shocked as footballer admits mistake

A referee expressed disbelief after a footballer admitted his tackle was a little out of order and that the referee had made a "fair call" by reprimanding the footballer and giving him a yellow card....

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quango 18.02.12 10:11pm
quango
Spokesman admits, 'Some average speed cameras actually not up to par' 2
Smart Alex 18.02.12 9:53pm
dvo4fun
Daily Mail: cancer diagnosis 'leads to cancer'

More to come on this in the next day when I have a bit more inspiration...

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hughesroland 18.02.12 8:51pm
hughesroland
UK's 'millions of comedians' force Theresa Green to change her name

A woman with the often ridiculed name Theresa Green has decided to change her name by deed poll. She states the main reason being a 'huge amount of fucking comedians in this country' Her parents,...

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Perks 18.02.12 7:21pm
writinginbsl
To fight obesity, McDonalds to replace employee uniforms with scrubs 0
Dumbnews 18.02.12 5:09pm
Dumbnews
IoW health officials blame new popularity of Pong for rise in childhood obesity 0
button 18.02.12 4:29pm
button
Armitage Shanks to sue Rhyming Slang dictionary publishers 0
hughesroland 18.02.12 3:51pm
hughesroland
Average Argentine imagines Falklands look like this...

bugger. Sorry, chaps...

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John Ffitch-Rucker 18.02.12 2:35pm
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