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Media-savvy panda tweets, shoots and leaves 3
sydalg 10.08.13 5:39pm
virtuallywill
Headmaster removes cubicle locks after discovery of organised bonds of showers 0
Arthur 10.08.13 3:13pm
Arthur
Plumber stops bad smells from drains with better-organised bends of showers 0
Arthur 10.08.13 3:07pm
Arthur
Heating Failure Cools Community Spirit in Alaska

A community dance had to be called off last night in the small town of Barrow, Alaska, after the heating system failed. So severe was the outside temperature that within minutes of the failure, the...

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Arthur 10.08.13 2:47pm
Arthur
Lady Bracknell found working in Zurich shop 7
A.A.Arkwright 10.08.13 1:37pm
Al OPecia
World Cup 2022 to be moved to Bongobongoland. More soon. 0
Al OPecia 10.08.13 1:36pm
Al OPecia
General outage as pregnant panda disappears in blackout... 0
Al OPecia 10.08.13 1:32pm
Al OPecia
Pandas thank Pope for contraception tips 1
sydalg 10.08.13 12:20pm
Wrenfoe
Scientists reconstructing Mona Lisa's head say she was no oil painting. 0
Boutros 10.08.13 11:28am
Boutros
Scientists open Mona Lisa tomb and find she looks nothing like the painting. 0
dominic_mcg 10.08.13 10:52am
dominic_mcg
Shooting deaths down after Stephen Fry urges boycott of Russian roulette 0
sydalg 10.08.13 9:47am
sydalg
'You Must Only Slander Real Countries, Not Imaginary Ones' Decrees BBC 0
Titus 10.08.13 8:30am
Titus
Bongolese Trolls Threaten UKIP MEP

Tweets say "We am goin' to get yo', Massa!", "Git yo' theivin' white hands off our aid money, Boss!" and "Yo is dead, Bwana". In response, Websites and ISPs say they are considerig closing the...

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Titus 10.08.13 8:28am
Titus
Miliband Calls For "Workers' Uprising to Smash Capitalism"

Shadow Hospital Secretary Alan Brigham said: "I think there's definitely a need to shout louder, and speak in a way that captures how people are feeling and thinking. There's definitely a need to put...

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Titus 10.08.13 8:05am
Titus
Mona Lisa's Body Exhumed: 'Doesn't Look Anything Like The Painting' Say Critics 0
Titus 10.08.13 7:17am
Titus
Homosexuals Protest That 'Ginger Pride' March Is Just Taking The Piss

"It is simply my natural trichologically chromatic orientation" protests the organiser...

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Titus 10.08.13 7:04am
Titus
Fluffy Kittens Threaten Strike In Protest Against Competiton From Panda Cubs

Cast your vote! In the blue corner: http://www.arkive.org/giant-panda/ailuropoda-melanoleuca/?gclid=CP-M-s698LgCFVMetAodL3sAzw#image-G113592.html And in the red corner:...

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Titus 10.08.13 5:11am
GrumpyCat
Amazon missing from HMRC 'wish list'

With a mere 137 days until Christmas, many eager shoppers were surprised to see one or two high profile omissions from HM Revenue and Customs' most-wanted register of alleged fraudsters. Yes - there...

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Wrenfoe 10.08.13 2:12am
Boutros
Acid victim left with permanent smiley face 13
Ref Minor 09.08.13 11:12pm
Spartacus
Government plans to provide unlimited broadband to homeless people with no food 3
blacklesbianandproudofit 09.08.13 9:33pm
deskpilot3
Cameron insists that Rees-Mogg must be chaperoned by nanny in future.

He's my MP. Fuck!...

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deskpilot3 09.08.13 9:31pm
deskpilot3
Pandamonium As McDonald's Are Mis-Heard Selling 'Quarter-Pandas'

Still yet even more later. All say "[i]Aaaah![/i]" - http://www.arkive.org/giant-panda/ailuropoda-melanoleuca/?gclid=CP-M-s698LgCFVMetAodL3sAzw#image-G113592.html...

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Titus 09.08.13 9:27pm
Titus
Worry Of 'Millions Becoming Pregnant' In New Pandemic Scare 3
Titus 09.08.13 9:24pm
Titus
Cameron to block "Panda Porn" from Scottish Zoo

More to follow...

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apepper 09.08.13 8:57pm
apepper
Rees-Mogg latest : "I totally disassociate myself from reality". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 09.08.13 8:50pm
Al OPecia
Shock as Home Office Go Home Van found with 35 illegal immigrants 2
custard cream 09.08.13 8:35pm
Squudge
Doctors describe condition of man who mutated into an armchair as 'comfortable' 7
Smart Alex 09.08.13 8:31pm
Titus
Eats, shoots and leaves 4
GrumpyCat 09.08.13 8:30pm
GrumpyCat
Fear Scotland May Be Over-Run By Countless Ravaging Hordes Of Savage Panda Cubs

More scaremongering later...

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Titus 09.08.13 8:28pm
Titus
Production of chocolate Swiss Rolls to be halted 1
topfotogmw 09.08.13 7:27pm
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