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Chris Rea still banging on about Christmas traffic jam 0
Smart Alex 24.12.12 10:00am
Smart Alex
Queen's Christmas Broadcast to start with "Calling all Plebs". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.12 9:57am
Al OPecia
‘One Pound Fish Man’ goes into hiding

A fish seller from north London has gone into hiding after people living in a Cornish village took out a contract killing on him., Local turkey farmer Keith Harvey said the people of Lostwithiel had...

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Gerontius 24.12.12 7:00am
South Yorkshire Police to train Police Federation on evidence fabrication

Bloody amateurs...

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antharrison 24.12.12 5:46am
antharrison
‘Moroccan rollers’ tipped for chart success...

After the success of the ‘One Pound Fish’ guy, Abdul from Tangiers has cut a single, based on the standard rug-selling spiel he uses on tourists. The song - [i]Come in, my friends, sit down and...

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Tripod 23.12.12 10:53pm
Tripod
Three Wise Men tax avoidance scheme unveiled

A mysterious group of financial investors known as the Three Wise Men were exposed today as fraudsters by the Financial Services Authority (FSA). FSA spokesman, Ned Schneebly, said "It appears that...

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custard cream 23.12.12 9:52pm
custard cream
Top-rated disaster movie for Christmas is the News24 weather report

more rain soon...

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Squudge 23.12.12 9:07pm
Squudge
Andrew Mitchell calls police "plebs" for framing him

The story of "Plebgate" has taken a bizarre twist as former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell has reacted to stories of a police frame-up by calling them plebs. "How dare those plebs make me look as though...

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apepper 23.12.12 7:56pm
apepper
Norovirus goes viral

a surprise Christmas hit...

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Squudge 23.12.12 7:02pm
Squudge
"Con-Men Up In Arms As "Cameron's Big Society Wheeze...

takes over the deception crime field," says a police spokesman...

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Jesse Bigg 23.12.12 4:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Egyptians looking forward to making their New Year revolutions 0
Dick Everyman 23.12.12 2:45pm
Dick Everyman
“Christmas every day” voted more frightening prospect than “end of world”... 0
Tripod 23.12.12 12:54pm
Tripod
Paralympics began as 'arse-kicking party’... 0
Tripod 23.12.12 12:33pm
Tripod
Recent Floods may be linked to sightings of "Four Ducks of the Apocalypse" 0
Rowly 23.12.12 12:29pm
Rowly
Lapland takeaway introduces new 'Donner Kebab' 1
Idiot 23.12.12 12:15pm
Tripod
Man with Braille parking ticket 'feeling fine' 8
Perks 23.12.12 12:04pm
dvo4fun
Noravirus sends hospital staff batty

Its the last of the summer wine as we know it!...

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victimms 23.12.12 12:04pm
victimms
Mayan prophecy actually foretold the end of Comet

more out of step soon...

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Squudge 23.12.12 11:47am
riesler
Water company bosses receive huge bonuses as leaks from pipes go negative 0
AReader 23.12.12 10:50am
AReader
DoE: "The rest of Antarctica should be named after Queen Elizabeth as well"

More frigidity soon....

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AReader 23.12.12 10:44am
AReader
Queen will hum "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" in Christmas Day broadcast. 1
Boutros 23.12.12 10:37am
Squudge
Northampton corner shop named as only UK business to pay full corporation tax

An investigation by the BBC TV programme Panorama has found a small corner shop in Northampton whose owner has been paying the correct rate of corporation tax for almost twenty years. Owner of...

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Vertically Challenged Giant 23.12.12 9:41am
Yikes
Shopfitting company branded 'counter productive'

Must be late Not bad for the end of the world though...

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Scroat 22.12.12 11:21pm
writinginbsl
Government introduce air hose ban

Garages across Britain are being instructed to disable their air hose systems as a reaction to the lack of dry weather. The government hasn't ruled out rationing, with people being restricted to only...

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apepper 22.12.12 11:20pm
writinginbsl
Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been announced that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"....

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Squudge 22.12.12 8:48pm
custard cream
Police advise people not to travel west of Taunton. Not because of the weather. 1
dominic_mcg 22.12.12 8:47pm
custard cream
Move along - nothing to see here 0
Smart Alex 22.12.12 7:44pm
Smart Alex
Cameron caves in to Mitchell pressure on ‘Plebgate’

As a result of Andrew Mitchell constantly telephoning and texting David Cameron and calling him a ‘fucking posh boy’ who should know his place at least 250 times a day, the Prime Minister has...

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Reg Herring 22.12.12 7:29pm
Reg Herring
Turkey spokesman calls for urgent bilateral talks 0
cinquecento 22.12.12 7:16pm
cinquecento
"Somewhere else" most popular place to live in Britain

A building society has confirmed most people's view that "somewhere else" is the most desirable place in the UK...

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apepper 22.12.12 6:49pm
apepper