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PM blasted by Left for taking from rich child benefit cash earmarked for poor 2
StoopyDeGunt 3 years

The Prime Minister has come under fire for taking child benefits away from high earners, on the premise that the money was originally intended for lower income earners. He has been accused of taking...

Joy turns to dismay as more Miners continue to emerge from shaft 3
Rowly 3 years

since the emergence of the last known miner,A continuous stream of shifty looking men have continued to emerge from the shaft and scuttle off to try to blend in with the crowd., Curiously, the crowd...

Now Comes the Tricky Bit of Getting the Vehicles Out says Chile Mining Minister 0
IABP 3 years
Argos to supply new aircraft carriers to Navy, announces MOD 0
therustler 3 years

Cheap tat retail giant Argos was today announced as the preferred supplier for the Navy’s new aircraft carriers following the strategic defence review. In a surprise move the contract was taken...

Chilean badgers celebrate as miners leave hole 0
Basil_B 3 years

' Thank fuck their gone! Worst neighbours we've ever had' said a relieved badger spokesman...

Lord Lucan Disputes Miners Underground World Record Claiming 35 Years Longer. 0
IABP 3 years
Police say men who supplied unlicensed sperm had refused to hand themselves in 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
Health and Safety Executive steps in to stop bonfire of the quangos 0
Duncan Biscuit 3 years
'iPads may not work after eruption of a super volcano' warns scientist. 1
Griffin 3 years
Man with magnetic personality trapped in car for 6 weeks... 0
be reasonable 3 years
Tragedy as Chilean miner emerges from underground without a valid ticket 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
American military to use real seals for the next hostage rescue. 2
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
Sensation after Chilean authorities ‘stage’ daring rescue of miners 1
dicky37 3 years

The Chilean Government’s intention to 'stage' the rescue of 33 miners sparked controversy among conspiracy theorists. Geoff Meston, an IT Consultant from Bristol said there was strong evidence to...

Small disaster averted in Chile. Millions dead - bored. 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
India turns attention to Commonwealth Games now Test match is over 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

just in time for the closing ceremony...

Taliban Suicide Bomber Feels Disappointed After Receiving 72 Star Trek Geeks 3
bonjonelson 3 years

[more sooooon]...

Headless corpse found face down in field 0
Nick McCarr 3 years
Thugs now Licensed to Kill by UK Government 0
Kazytc 3 years

The UK government's Sentencing Council, have today, told Judges and magistrates, that in order to save the government 20 million pounds per year, that they must send fewer violent thugs to jail. In...

Lazy web designer now offers retro style website design 0
Dumbnews 3 years
TV critics baffled with popularity of "kids doing cute things" videos 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Swingtown comes to Saffron Waldron 0
Big Mama 3 years

Swing Town has been such a success in The States that property developers have built 50 new homes, some let as social housing, after having plans passed in Saffron Waldron. The new estate called...

10 Downing Street To Be Demolished 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

Regarded as condemned property by Westminster Council...

All Sycamore Trees In The UK To Have Warnings Of Dangerous Falling Seeds 0
IABP 3 years

All Sycamore trees, [i]Acer pseudoplatanus[/i], are to have warning notices attached to them during autumn to warn of the highly dangerous falling Sycamore seeds. The seeds also known as helicopter...

Journalists flee Chile looking for disaster just waiting to happen. 0
Nick McCarr 3 years

no more Chile stories!...

An American Indian Phone Company... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

.drops the idea of marketing a smoke-signaling mobile phone, due to a hole in the signal...

Failure of solutions to world problems blamed on band-aid industry 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Massive Overload of Chilean Mine Stories... 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

threatens blackout of comic website...

Miner 32 refuses to enter capsule because 'Number 31 has let one go in there' 0
RockhopperPenguin 3 years
Chilean miner slates shopping trip 0
Big Mama 3 years

Chilean miner can't find a Primark so he brings rock back from his holidays saying " I looked everywhere but couldn't find any humbugs"...

Escaped hungry toxic sludge eats toxic debts, solves world economic crisis 0
la maga 3 years