Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Last Comment
Chris Rea still banging on about Christmas traffic jam 0
Smart Alex 24.12.12 10:00am
Smart Alex
Queen's Christmas Broadcast to start with "Calling all Plebs". More soon. 0
Al OPecia 24.12.12 9:57am
Al OPecia
‘One Pound Fish Man’ goes into hiding

A fish seller from north London has gone into hiding after people living in a Cornish village took out a contract killing on him., Local turkey farmer Keith Harvey said the people of Lostwithiel had...

Gerontius 24.12.12 7:00am
South Yorkshire Police to train Police Federation on evidence fabrication

Bloody amateurs...

antharrison 24.12.12 5:46am
‘Moroccan rollers’ tipped for chart success...

After the success of the ‘One Pound Fish’ guy, Abdul from Tangiers has cut a single, based on the standard rug-selling spiel he uses on tourists. The song - [i]Come in, my friends, sit down and...

Tripod 23.12.12 10:53pm
Three Wise Men tax avoidance scheme unveiled

A mysterious group of financial investors known as the Three Wise Men were exposed today as fraudsters by the Financial Services Authority (FSA). FSA spokesman, Ned Schneebly, said "It appears that...

custard cream 23.12.12 9:52pm
custard cream
Top-rated disaster movie for Christmas is the News24 weather report

more rain soon...

Squudge 23.12.12 9:07pm
Andrew Mitchell calls police "plebs" for framing him

The story of "Plebgate" has taken a bizarre twist as former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell has reacted to stories of a police frame-up by calling them plebs. "How dare those plebs make me look as though...

apepper 23.12.12 7:56pm
Norovirus goes viral

a surprise Christmas hit...

Squudge 23.12.12 7:02pm
"Con-Men Up In Arms As "Cameron's Big Society Wheeze...

takes over the deception crime field," says a police spokesman...

Jesse Bigg 23.12.12 4:48pm
Jesse Bigg
Egyptians looking forward to making their New Year revolutions 0
Dick Everyman 23.12.12 2:45pm
Dick Everyman
“Christmas every day” voted more frightening prospect than “end of world”... 0
Tripod 23.12.12 12:54pm
Paralympics began as 'arse-kicking party’... 0
Tripod 23.12.12 12:33pm
Recent Floods may be linked to sightings of "Four Ducks of the Apocalypse" 0
Rowly 23.12.12 12:29pm
Lapland takeaway introduces new 'Donner Kebab' 1
Idiot 23.12.12 12:15pm
Man with Braille parking ticket 'feeling fine' 8
Perks 23.12.12 12:04pm
Noravirus sends hospital staff batty

Its the last of the summer wine as we know it!...

victimms 23.12.12 12:04pm
Mayan prophecy actually foretold the end of Comet

more out of step soon...

Squudge 23.12.12 11:47am
Water company bosses receive huge bonuses as leaks from pipes go negative 0
AReader 23.12.12 10:50am
DoE: "The rest of Antarctica should be named after Queen Elizabeth as well"

More frigidity soon....

AReader 23.12.12 10:44am
Queen will hum "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" in Christmas Day broadcast. 1
Boutros 23.12.12 10:37am
Northampton corner shop named as only UK business to pay full corporation tax

An investigation by the BBC TV programme Panorama has found a small corner shop in Northampton whose owner has been paying the correct rate of corporation tax for almost twenty years. Owner of...

Vertically Challenged Giant 23.12.12 9:41am
Shopfitting company branded 'counter productive'

Must be late Not bad for the end of the world though...

Scroat 22.12.12 11:21pm
Government introduce air hose ban

Garages across Britain are being instructed to disable their air hose systems as a reaction to the lack of dry weather. The government hasn't ruled out rationing, with people being restricted to only...

apepper 22.12.12 11:20pm
Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been announced that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"....

Squudge 22.12.12 8:48pm
custard cream
Police advise people not to travel west of Taunton. Not because of the weather. 1
dominic_mcg 22.12.12 8:47pm
custard cream
Move along - nothing to see here 0
Smart Alex 22.12.12 7:44pm
Smart Alex
Cameron caves in to Mitchell pressure on ‘Plebgate’

As a result of Andrew Mitchell constantly telephoning and texting David Cameron and calling him a ‘fucking posh boy’ who should know his place at least 250 times a day, the Prime Minister has...

Reg Herring 22.12.12 7:29pm
Reg Herring
Turkey spokesman calls for urgent bilateral talks 0
cinquecento 22.12.12 7:16pm
"Somewhere else" most popular place to live in Britain

A building society has confirmed most people's view that "somewhere else" is the most desirable place in the UK...

apepper 22.12.12 6:49pm