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Israel will accept Palestinian state "as long as it's no fun" 3
rickwestwell 3 years

Following international criticism of its policy of blockading Gaza, Israel seems to have adopted a subtle shift in its position over an independent Palestine, and is now conceding that it is prepared...

Russians invited to have another go in Afghanistan 1
ramblesnake 3 years

'You don't have to win, just keep the buggers busy for a decade or two.'...

For Ladies Everywhere: the New Apple iKnow........oooooh-iKnow phone 0
afternoonslow 3 years

Comes with a free Prunella...

Media swearing ban fucked right off by US appeals court 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Bill banning "covering face in public" is to prevent mime say French MPs 1
Skylarking 3 years

<mimes 'more soon'>...

Moat-seaking RAF Tornado bombed Afghan wedding - claims Facebook tribute writer 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Marie Stopes Clinic brought in to cap Gulf of Mexico oil leak 0
Scroat 3 years
BP offers help in catching Raoul Moat 0
Scroat 3 years
Nigerian state glue firm declared "insolvent" 0
rickwestwell 3 years
France also to ban diving helmets and "large sunglasses" 1
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Raoul Moat was Tazered before he shat himself, inquest reveals 0
jp1885 3 years
"We'll take her," drools Berlusconi as spy Anna Chapman loses UK citizenship 2
allmyownstunts 3 years
Complaint against Ryanair upheld: It is not an airline. More good news soon. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Firefox release new stable and reliable browser called Netscape 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pope's visit to be funded by new 'Cardinal Idol' show on ITV1 1
MrKev 3 years

The financially troubled UK visit of Pope Benedict 15th was given a lift yesterday, after ITV said they had been in negotiations to commission a new show - 'Cardinal Idol' - to help raise the...

Man beats up waiter after girlfriend suggests they go dutch. 7
Stan Laurel 3 years
Where are they now? The Banana Splits 2
Ian Searle 3 years

http://www.thechestnut.com/banana/fleegle.jpg Fleegle is still in the entertainment business. Until recently he was also noted for his work with the US Armed Forces and his numerous USO tours...

Nikki Chapman stripped of UK citizenship 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Former Pop Idol judge Nikki Chapman has been stripped of her UK citizenship as a pennance for introducing Charlotte Church and Billie Piper to the pop scene. More soon...

UK strips Anna Chapman of passport and mentally of everything else 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Vale of tears after Moat went into drain and ended in Shit Creek 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Northumbria Police in massive compensation claim from.... 0
one against the world 3 years

patio owners after no stone was left unturned, a resident questioned how many criminals have been found under rocks...

Gove's local builders "fed up" with on, off, on again kitchen extension plans 0
rickwestwell 3 years
NHS to be bought out by McDonalds. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

I'm hating it...

£4m a year Avon Lady wins saleswoman of the year title after Ding Dong battle 1
gjp 3 years
Government to establish "Primary Am I Bovvered? Trusts". More soon. 0
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

You can't do two vs they look like a w like this vv...

Fears of cheating on Countdown when a contestant spells Supercalifragilisticexpi 0
Ian Searle 3 years

-alidocious. Jeff Stelling host of the Channel 4 quiz show said, "Our suspicions were raised when they claimed a 'risky thirty-four'. And we certainly knew it would never fit on a Newsbiscuit...

'Fatso' bites off Aussie drunk's leg."Mr. Corden is free to go" say Police. 0
pinxit 3 years

More nom nom nom...

Tiger Woods selects new putter for the Open 0
riesler 3 years

he's decided to nominate Justin Rose...

£200K+ Headteachers earning less than PM's interest on £30M personal fortune 2
The Return of DroleNoel 3 years

Headteachers were up in arms today after the disclosure that Prime Minister David Cameron actually earns more than them in basic 1% interest payments on his estimated £30 Million personal wealth.,...

Octopus retirement age to be raised in bid to cut pension costs 0
rickwestwell 3 years