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French bee-keepers to sue Government over veil ban... 1
Oh Danny Boy 3 years

"entrave au commerce, ce n'est pas juste!"...

C of E 'already run by a load of old women', says synod 2
Oxbridge 3 years
Vast amounts of fat are removed from London`s undeground sewers 0
arrghgarry 3 years

and Lord Prescott enters the house of Lards .Could be a coincidence...

Psychic octopus Paul's retirement speech in full: "So long, Suckers!" 5
pinxit 3 years

No more anon...

Virtual boy abandoned by virtual family, virtually no one cares 1
ironbridgeboy 3 years

More unwanted junk from Microsoft soon...

Giving his first interview after a successful world cup Paul the octopus 0
arrghgarry 3 years

tells Adult magazine Suckers and Blowers that if he would have been asked using the same system to predict the outcome of he recent British election would he have got it right He replied that it...

Israel will accept Palestinian state "as long as it's no fun" 3
rickwestwell 3 years

Following international criticism of its policy of blockading Gaza, Israel seems to have adopted a subtle shift in its position over an independent Palestine, and is now conceding that it is prepared...

Russians invited to have another go in Afghanistan 1
ramblesnake 3 years

'You don't have to win, just keep the buggers busy for a decade or two.'...

For Ladies Everywhere: the New Apple iKnow........oooooh-iKnow phone 0
afternoonslow 3 years

Comes with a free Prunella...

Media swearing ban fucked right off by US appeals court 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Bill banning "covering face in public" is to prevent mime say French MPs 1
Skylarking 3 years

<mimes 'more soon'>...

Moat-seaking RAF Tornado bombed Afghan wedding - claims Facebook tribute writer 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Marie Stopes Clinic brought in to cap Gulf of Mexico oil leak 0
Scroat 3 years
BP offers help in catching Raoul Moat 0
Scroat 3 years
Nigerian state glue firm declared "insolvent" 0
rickwestwell 3 years
France also to ban diving helmets and "large sunglasses" 1
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Raoul Moat was Tazered before he shat himself, inquest reveals 0
jp1885 3 years
"We'll take her," drools Berlusconi as spy Anna Chapman loses UK citizenship 2
allmyownstunts 3 years
Complaint against Ryanair upheld: It is not an airline. More good news soon. 0
Ostsee 3 years
Firefox release new stable and reliable browser called Netscape 0
Dumbnews 3 years
Pope's visit to be funded by new 'Cardinal Idol' show on ITV1 1
MrKev 3 years

The financially troubled UK visit of Pope Benedict 15th was given a lift yesterday, after ITV said they had been in negotiations to commission a new show - 'Cardinal Idol' - to help raise the...

Man beats up waiter after girlfriend suggests they go dutch. 7
Stan Laurel 3 years
Where are they now? The Banana Splits 2
Ian Searle 3 years

http://www.thechestnut.com/banana/fleegle.jpg Fleegle is still in the entertainment business. Until recently he was also noted for his work with the US Armed Forces and his numerous USO tours...

Nikki Chapman stripped of UK citizenship 0
QorbeQ 3 years

Former Pop Idol judge Nikki Chapman has been stripped of her UK citizenship as a pennance for introducing Charlotte Church and Billie Piper to the pop scene. More soon...

UK strips Anna Chapman of passport and mentally of everything else 0
Midnight Dreary 3 years
Vale of tears after Moat went into drain and ended in Shit Creek 0
StoopyDeGunt 3 years
Northumbria Police in massive compensation claim from.... 0
one against the world 3 years

patio owners after no stone was left unturned, a resident questioned how many criminals have been found under rocks...

Gove's local builders "fed up" with on, off, on again kitchen extension plans 0
rickwestwell 3 years
NHS to be bought out by McDonalds. More soon. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

I'm hating it...

£4m a year Avon Lady wins saleswoman of the year title after Ding Dong battle 1
gjp 3 years