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Abu Qatada officially ‘harder to remove than Hitler’

Experts have confirmed that at 8 years of trying to deport Muslim cleric Abu Qatada - compared to the the second world war's 6 year duration - it was easier to kick Hitler out of Western Europe than...

Slante Dangle 30.03.13 10:27am
Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter

Pope Benedict strode into St Peters Square yesterday, fully refreshed after his Lenten sabbatical and announced that he was ready to take the reins of the papacy once more. With a fresh ear piercing,...

Stan 30.03.13 10:09am
Jerusalem waiter 'No sympathy for Jesus. 13 for dinner and no tip.' 2
MADJEZ 30.03.13 10:08am
Columnist told either cover the Pope this Easter or it's crucifiction. 0
Big Ben 30.03.13 10:06am
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Man, 82, admits asking boy, 10, “Can you tell what it is yet?”... 2
Tripod 30.03.13 9:53am
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Man who writes porn film dialogue "feels an undervalued member of the team" 1
sydalg 30.03.13 9:50am
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North Korea's advances thwarted by premptive launch of Dennis Rodman 0
Dumbnews 30.03.13 2:13am
Astronomer gets lost on way to conference to present discovery of distant galaxy 0
Dumbnews 30.03.13 2:10am
Horse meat writer resigns when he discovers he's really a camel.

He got the hump...

Paddy Berzinski 30.03.13 1:08am
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One million Blackberries sold. Raspberries also selling well. 0
deskpilot3 30.03.13 12:13am
Anger as horse meat found in Scottish schools wasn't deep fried. More soon. 2
dominic_mcg 29.03.13 10:46pm
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Dyslexic emergency services claim they went to Carvery by mistake 0
irreverendJ 29.03.13 10:41pm
News Biscuit offers advisory on how to spell 'Rolf Harris.'

Nobody knows why...

Paddy Berzinski 29.03.13 10:04pm
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Biscuiteer accidentally plagiarizes someones work and removes story. 0
godly1966 29.03.13 9:31pm
Turin shroud analysis concludes Jesus had zero fashion sense 3
sydalg 29.03.13 9:12pm
DPRK:Army ordered to act out 'Homefront' level after Kim Jong-un's Xbox packs up 3
Nowherefast 29.03.13 8:23pm
Pope "considers his position" after grave of Jesus found in car park

The Pope has admitted that the discovery of the grave of Jesus under a car park in Jerusalem has made his position "somewhat difficult". "I can't say it was a complete surprise.", admitted the newly...

apepper 29.03.13 8:05pm
North Koreans warned: once fuse is lit, do not attempt to return to your missile 3
Squudge 29.03.13 8:03pm
Mystery of Rolf Harris's heavy breathing explained at last 0
topfotogmw 29.03.13 7:36pm
UN orders immediate milk bottle embargo on North Korea 0
AdrianJ 29.03.13 7:16pm
The Rolling Stones to receive 'bog standard' fee for Glastonbury set 0
victimms 29.03.13 7:09pm
UKIP announce new party sponsor - Slumberland 0
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Eurozone Crisis deepens as Cyprus stop time

Cyprus will not be contributing an hour to the European Horological Fund this year, and will instead be stopping time completely on the 31st March, the country's president says. As fellow EU member...

AdrianJ 29.03.13 6:58pm
Dozens of 82-year-old celebrities trapped in 'refute or keep schtum' quandary 0
AdrianJ 29.03.13 6:28pm
Lack of creepy archive photo prevents BBC naming Rolf Harris as Yewtree suspect


Nowherefast 29.03.13 6:26pm
South East England Launches Web Too

and it's called.? obvious arnsr on a postcard to yourself to save this thread courting too many (any!)_ undeserved boosts up the shit heap - it's not that funny! Achully, come to think of it, it's...

BewsNiscuit 29.03.13 6:14pm
Cotswolds, East Yorks and North Lincs Roll-Out Wold Wide Web

"We've come a long way since the invention of the wheel; we're living in a digital wold now" remarked John Wheelwright, spokesman and wold wide webmaster...

BewsNiscuit 29.03.13 6:09pm
National Lip Service Day abandoned due to lack of action 0
custard cream 29.03.13 5:47pm
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Glastonbury tickets to Include Free Dial-a-ride passes

And thats just for the Stones!...

victimms 29.03.13 5:12pm
Police employ Aussie expert to decipher the lyrics of 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down'

more soon What can: 'Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl', 'Let me abos go loose, Lew', mean?...

custard cream 29.03.13 5:03pm
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