Topic — Add New » Comments Votes Author Freshness
Deadly new Tarmac virus sweeps britains roads 2
Rowly 3 years

A new virus, "Bitumenitus" which affects Tarmac, has been detected on roads in UK., Transport officials have coned off many lanes, for quarantine purposes., One of the symptoms is that roads become...

reality hits home as students realize they will only be able to get wasted 0
arrghgarry 3 years

4 nights a week...

Ugly scene at Millbank Tower as Michael Gove makes an appearance 2
pinxit 3 years
Nations birds branded a disgrace for not staying quiet for two minute silence. 0
Basil_B 3 years
Flat Sales Plateau, Claim Estate Agents 0
De-scribe 3 years
Iip readers laid off for 2 minutes on 11/11/2010 0
Rowly 3 years
Meringue Sales Have Peaked, Claim Manufacturers 1
De-scribe 3 years
Katie Price goes into hiding after new tests are ordered on SuperJumbos. 0
Ian Searle 3 years
EMERGENCY SCREENING OF 'COUNTDOWN' HALTS STUDENT PROTEST 7
Peter749400 3 years

http://www.tvwhirl.co.uk/images/countdown2001.jpg A large student demonstration was swiftly quelled last night as police screened an emergency edition of Countdown in Central London. Hosts Jeff...

Mime artists, Trappist monks, enjoy two-minute conversation... 2
Doylem 3 years
Robert Smith of the Cure ‘actually hollow’ 0
Zadok the second 3 years

Robert Smith, frontman of gothic music group The Cure is hollow, according to a new biography by pop journalist Brian Jennings. The years of applying smudged crimson lipstick and cans of hairspray,...

Low quality broth problem solved by Tory cutbacks on cooking staff 1
Nick McCarr 3 years
Office workers respect two-minute silence by sending blank emails... 1
Doylem 3 years
Financial rights protest leads to riot 1
4ty2 3 years

by student lacking mental funding...

Middle class mum's threaten to unleash pre-schoolers at austerity demos. 0
simonjmr 3 years

"if you think the students were violent and destructive, you haven't seen the full blitzkreig that's is a pack of unruly pre-schoolers in full flow". More soon...

'Life After The X Factor' Magazine Has Dermot O'Leary's First Interview 0
IABP 3 years
Fry recoveres from female sex problems 0
4ty2 3 years

and is back on his tweet...

Gordon Ramsay Launches Father-in-Law Joke Book 0
De-scribe 3 years

Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay has signed a new book deal after a TV interview he gave consisting entirely of father-in-law jokes became an internet viral sensation. Endorsements of pipes, slippers and...

Kno launches the I-kno 0
4ty2 3 years

Soon students will compete in studying the live of GaGa for a degree in history , social or media studies using the latest gadets, the I-pad, the I-poo and now the I-kno. The new comuter will be a...

F.A bring in new rule that all top 4 Premier teams must be allowed to win 3
arrghgarry 3 years

at bottom clubs as everyone expects them to...

Kno unveils iPad-style tablet computer aimed at students 2
arflaethel 3 years

Kno is aiming to rival Apple’s iPad by launching a tablet-style computer aimed a students. The device – which is available in single and dual-screen models – can be used as an ebook reader...

Butter on a roll! 0
MrChigleysAunt 3 years
BBC's Jay Hunt victim of unfortunate Cockney Rhyming Slang. 1
FormerlyAlOPecia 3 years

Would you Adam and Eve it!...

The end of the World was narrowly averted earlier this week afterTragic mom 0
arrghgarry 3 years

called for window Blinds to be done away with after accident ,All Governments were in compliance, when wheelchair bound Stephen Hawkins in his 500,000 pounds house realized it would be curtains for...

John Barnes misses birth of seventh child because “I lost count”... 0
Doylem 3 years
FCUK launch new underwear range, Cnut 4
Rowly 3 years
Students offer to pay for riot damage at £9,000 per year. 3
Griffin 3 years
Britain Marks Anniversary of 9/11 19
De-scribe 3 years
Fatwa pronounced on Jamie Oliver in response to new book 'The Balsamic Verses' 3
dicky37 3 years

[More soon]...

Worried Cameron Phones Home 0
Jesse Bigg 3 years

'They haven't broken into my fake tan locker have they?'...